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For election analysis, read political editor Paul Heintz’s Fair Game column on page 12.

For everything else related to Vermont’s candidate for president, check out the ongoing coverage on sevendaysvt. com and berniebeat.com.

Keeping up with the 74-year-old candidate has kept our news and arts reporters busy. Really busy. In the past week, we’ve posted stories on the campaign’s traveling exhibition, “The Art of a Political Revolution”; an uptick in sales of Sanders’ 1987 folk album; attacks on Sanders from the camp of rival Hillary Clinton; Sanders’ “Saturday .com Night Live” debut; the Secret Service’s new presence at the candidate’s Burlington home; the CNN-sponsored town hall meeting in N.H.; and, of course, the fiery head-to-head candidate debate — the first one without Martin O’Malley.

Sanders’ political career has been full of unexpected turns. How will his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination turn out?

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Expect an encore from Rising Tide Vermont.

1. “Why Is That House by the Winooski Bridge Jacked Up?” by Ken Picard. If you’ve driven across the bridge between Burlington and Winooski lately, you’ve probably noticed the old building propped up on 20-foot-high stilts. WTF? 2. “The Secret Service Sets Up Shop in Burlington” by Alicia Freese. Residents of Bernie Sanders’ New North End street got some new neighbors last week.

3. “Amid Tax Dispute, Redstone Developer Issues Ultimatum” by Alicia Freese.

The company is threatening to halt construction on new housing in Burlington if the city doesn’t address a high tax bill on one of its Old North End properties.

4. “Lazy Farmer Food Truck Opens BBQ in Essex Junction” by Hannah Palmer Egan.

Burlington’s popular food truck is moving to a brick-and-mortar home in Essex.

5. “‘Bernie Sanderswitzky’ Steals the Show on ‘Saturday Night Live’” by Paul Heintz.

It’s hard to upstage Larry David, but Bernie Sanders was pretty, pretty, pretty good on “SNL” this weekend.

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The Vermont Senate had already voted “yea” on a popular paid sick leave bill when Sen. Bill Doyle asked for official “reconsideration.”

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THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW

Although Vermont’s top investigators worked for nine months, they found no Vermont rule that Attorney General Bill Sorrell violated. Paul Heintz described it well in [Fair Game, “Whitewash,” January 27]: “Wait a second. If handing a politician $10,000 while asking him to take official action on your behalf isn’t a quid pro quo, what on Earth is?”

By giving Sorrell a pass, the investigation confirmed that Vermont has no rule prohibiting elected officials from taking official action on matters of interest to businesses that spend big money to reelect them.

Such money creates a conflict of interest, what Sorrell himself said were “IOUs, if you will, real or perceived to be there.”

The conflict is between responsibility to provide honest service to Vermonters and responsibility to pay up on the IOU created by an envelope holding $10,000. Put aside for the moment that Sorrell decided in favor of the big donor: After getting such an envelope, a reasonable person in his position would view any participation in the matter as participation under the influence of the money.

Legislation must be adopted expressly requiring all Vermont elected officials to recuse themselves on matters in which the independence of judgment of a reasonable person would be materially affected by the election contributions and expenditures of individuals and businesses that are specially interested in the matters. An

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I want to express my concern about Hannah Palmer Egan’s [“Whole Foods,” January 20, about nutritional therapist training in Burlington]. It is a scary day when nonscientists can set up shop on street corners and charge people money for advice simply by taking a course. A fascination with nutrition, a love of food or having an appreciation of health does not make someone a qualified health practitioner. Nor does a nine-month training.

To clear any confusion, credentialed nutrition professionals hold degrees and certifications that are recognized by the Vermont Office of Professional Regulations. The OPR enforces educational criteria and rules of practice and allows the public to file a complaint if harm occurs.

Any “nutrition therapist” who is not a registered dietitian will practice in a way that offers no protection to the public. If they cause harm, there is no agency with which to file a complaint, and these “therapists” are also unlikely to have malpractice insurance.

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must pass a comprehensive national exam and maintain their credentialing with 75 hours of continuing education every five years. They hold malpractice insurance. The University of Vermont has an outstanding six-year program in nutrition and dietetics.

The science of nutrition is exciting and evolving and holds tremendous healing potential when in the right hands.

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I was dismayed that the article about Burlington’s contaminated dirt problem only mentioned landfilling of dirt or changing the parameters of what is called contaminated [“What Lies Beneath: Burlington’s Dirt Problem Isn’t Cheap,” February 3].

There has been work done in phytoremediation and bioremediation of contaminated soils for decades now. Fungus, plants, and the addition of compost and microorganisms can clean up the mess we made.

Trucking and burying is not the only answer here. Given the costs discussed in the article, I’m surprised that active bioremediation and phytoremediation nearer to Burlington has not been discussed. This is not new science for these contaminants.

It is likely to be cost-competitive and a learning experience, too.

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[Off Message: “Amid Tax Dispute, Redstone Developer Issues Ultimatum,” February 2]: Redstone has decades of experience constructing and redeveloping buildings that make Burlington more accessible and walkable while enhancing our quality of life.

Access to housing in Burlington is among our city’s greatest challenges. This is true for residents across the income spectrum.

It is critically important that we encourage responsible development of new housing in the city to meet growing demand. And, at the same time, we must ensure that the costs associated with those buildings are such that development can occur.

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Thanks for the great article on Dr. Bryan Huber and 3D-printed custom knee replacements [“Joint Chief,” January 20]. I’m a 70-year-old, active beneficiary of his work. In my case, the custom implant was especially helpful because my femur and tibial plateau meet at an unusual angle. Dr. Huber said they “could have made it work” with an off-the-shelf replacement part, but the result probably wouldn’t have been as successful.

How successful has it been? I was doing light hiking and biking within four weeks of the surgery last April, and I’ve skied almost every day since Stowe opened in November — all pain-free. Pretty remarkable stuff.

Plus, Dr. Huber is an incredibly nice guy who really cares about his patients, and Copley Hospital provides great, personalized care. The only downside I see to this article is that it may make him so popular I won’t be able to book him if and when I need my other knee done. Overall, that’s a good problem to have.

largest operating expense for rental housing, directly contributing to the financial feasibility of potential projects. A recent assessment pending before the city for a new building in the Old North End has caused significant concern. The mayor and city council are currently considering how to handle the appeal. I am concerned that if this city assessment isn’t modified, it is a threat to the future of housing development in Burlington The reason is simple: Redstone and other good-intentioned developers will not be able address our city’s housing needs because financing new development will not be feasible with such a high tax burden. This has serious implications for all of us who live and work in this city.

I am optimistic that Burlington will continue to address our housing crisis head-on in a proactive way that includes due consideration of property tax policy.

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Cupid’s arrows may not strike for everyone, but Valentine’s week gets us talking — and writing — about matters of the heart.

In this issue we consider special socks said to heat up FEMALE ORGASMS and sex ed. We learn about KIZOMBA dancing and the rules of attraction. Three Vermont couples who met in foreign lands share their INTERNATIONAL LOVE STORIES. A local WEDDING PLANNER talks trends in Green Mountain nuptials, and we offer A HANDY QUIZ for rating the big day’s Vermontiness.

A young mother muses on the dilemma, and etiquette, of the CHILD-FREE WEDDING. Finally, we indulge our sweet teeth at RED KITE CANDY and suggest SEVEN THINGS TO DO on V-Day, even if you’re solo.

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A bride-to-be discovers the wedding is about more than her and the groom

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I watched the other bride bristle and wanted to disappear.

The day ended with my fiancé and mother in an all-out brawl, my mother and I in tears, and Daniel driving the four of us — out of spite, he now admits — down a steep and snowy Warren driveway we would be unable to get back up.

It took us nearly an hour to push the car up that hill.

The wedding, still several months off, is finally coming together. And it’s going to be great. There’s one problem: My mom and I haven’t had a non-wedding-related conversation in more than a year, and it’s driving both of us slightly bonkers.

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We didn’t have an appointment when we showed up at the Round Barn Farm in Waitsfield. Daniel and I had just gotten engaged, and my parents were in town, so, on a whim, we decided to look at potential wedding venues.

After checking in with some staff members, we let ourselves into the barn to find another couple in the midst of a tour. I backed off, but my mother — who, to her credit, never takes no for an answer — walked right up to the tour guide and interrupted. Would the place be available a year from June? How much would it cost? Could we do the ceremony downstairs?

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Be Mine Valentine’s Day is about to get a whole lot sweeter. The Vermont Folklife Center hosts “Love Chocolate, Love Stories,” a celebration of cacao-based confections and tales of affection. Amid a spread of specialty candy, baked goods and desserts, those struck by Cupid’s arrow can step into the center’s sound studio to record their relationship’s origin story.

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Animal lovers open their hearts and their wallets to Vermont’s four-legged friends at Purrrses for Paws. Fueled by cocktails and hors d’oeuvres, bidders at this benefit for the Humane Society of Chittenden County score new and like-new handbags in live and silent auctions. Fashionistas: Get to Burlington International Airport and throw these critters a bone!

The art of cartooning extends far beyond the Sunday funnies. To celebrate 10 years of illustration education, Barre’s Studio Place Arts hosts “From the Center for Cartoon Studies Archive.”

Art hounds are drawn to original ink-and-paper pieces by the likes of Mort Walker, Patrick McDonnell and Alison Bechdel, ranging from comic strips to comic books to graphic novels.

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anderistas were still filing into the Concord High School gymnasium Tuesday night when New Hampshire’s polls closed and the networks called it, instantaneously, for Sen. BERNIE SANDERS (I-Vt.).

Just like that, a man who’d toiled in obscurity through decades in public life had done the impossible: defeated HILLARY CLINTON in a state that, until that night, had always had her family’s back. He had won the New Hampshire presidential primary — and taken the lead in the race for delegates to the Democratic National Don’t Wait, make your Convention.

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Eighty minutes later, after watching Clinton concede on a television screen suspended from the rafters, the crowd erupted as Sanders appeared onstage.

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“Tonight, we served notice to the political and economic establishment of this country that the American people SATURDAY, will not continue to accept a corrupt camFEBRUARY 6-13 paign finance system that is undermining A Vermont Teddy Bear American democracy and will not accept a rigged economy,” he said. $50 to Jeff ’s Maine Seafood Sanders credited his victory to, as he Books of Love Poetry from Eloquent Page put it in his native Brooklyn-ese, a “yuuuge Chocolate Brownie Torte for 2 voter turnout.” His supporters, imitating from Evelyn’s on Center the candidate they hope will be president, interrupted him and yelled “yuuuge” right $50 to Mystic Waters Day Spa back at him.

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Even the Clinton campaign couldn’t spin numbers like that into a positive, though it had spent the week lowering expectations and playing up Sanders’ advantages in a state that neighbors his own.

Sanders’ success was about more than demography or geography. It was about more than his 108 paid staffers in the state, his 18 field offices and his 7,200 volunteers.

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It was about the message Sanders delivered and the messenger who delivered it.

Sanders landed at Manchester-Boston Regional Airport a week ago Tuesday with the political winds at his back. His “virtual tie” at the Iowa caucuses had electrified his campaign, filled its coffers with another $3 million and rattled Team Clinton.

The two candidates quickly engaged in what would turn into a days-long war of words over who was the real progressive in the race.

“A progressive is someone who makes progress,” Clinton argued Thursday night during an MSNBC debate at the University of New Hampshire. “That’s what I intend to do.”

It was the first time she and Sanders shared a debate stage since former Maryland governor MARTIN O’MALLEY dropped out days earlier — and the difference in tone and tenor was palpable.

Clinton lit into her rival for making promises she said he could not keep, while Sanders continued to attack her ties to the financial sector.

Both candidates had their moments, and both left with wounds. Clinton failed to put to rest questions about the more than $1.8 million in speaking fees she has received from Wall Street banks, while Sanders continued to look stumped by the most basic foreign policy questions.

Out on the campaign trail, the senator tested new lines of attack. Speaking at the Rochester Opera House on Thursday, he alluded to his opponent’s shifting policy positions, saying that it was “easier to apologize for a bad vote 15 or 20 years later, when the tide has changed” than it was to “stand up, even though you are outnumbered, and cast the right vote.”

Friday night at the New Hampshire Democratic Party’s annual McIntyreShaheen 100 Club Celebration, Clinton tried to reach out to the young voters who had largely abandoned her for the Sanders campaign. Speaking to thousands of party activists at Manchester’s Verizon Wireless Arena, she recounted her days campaigning for EUGENE MCCARTHY in 1968.

“I learned what you all are proving every day: You can make change without being elected to anything,” she said. “So I respect not only your enthusiasm but also your seriousness about helping to make our country what it can and should be.”

But Clinton’s words seemed to fall on deaf — or, perhaps, absent — ears: Sanders had addressed the crowd an hour earlier, and most of his supporters had immediately left the building.

Over the weekend, the two rivals went their separate ways: Sanders to New York City to appear with comedian LARRY DAVID on “Saturday Night Live” and Clinton to meet with the mayor of Flint, Mich., to discuss the city’s contaminated-water crisis.

But the campaign didn’t stop just because the candidates left the state. Clinton’s top allies made waves when two of them — former secretary of state MADELEINE ALBRIGHT and feminist icon GLORIA STEINEM — appeared to disparage women who had chosen Sanders over Clinton. Former president BILL CLINTON went even further, launching a harsh attack on Sanders Sunday afternoon in Milford — accusing the candidate of hypocrisy and his supporters of sexism.

Sanders responded the way a frontrunner might: by ignoring it. During his final day of campaigning Monday, he barely mentioned the former secretary of

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state in the process with significant populations of Hispanic and African-American voters. That’s led some to conclude that Sanders won’t find traction there, since he tends to draw more support from white liberals. But despite the state’s diverse population, whites accounted for nearly two-thirds of Nevada’s electorate in the 2008 caucuses.

A bigger challenge could be reaching voters who live outside the state’s population center of Las Vegas. In 2008, Clinton won Nevada’s popular vote by turning out Clark County voters in droves, but Obama’s strategic focus on delegate-rich regions netted him one more delegate than his rival. “The bottom line is that what Hillary has to do is use her institutional advantages, endorsements, her ability to tap into the infrastructure she’s built up,� Ralston says. “And what Sanders has to do is get new voters registered and engaged on the day of the caucuses.�

A week after Nevada comes the South Carolina primary, which awards 53 pledged delegates — more than twice as many as New Hampshire’s 24. Its Democratic primaries boast a majority-black electorate.

The Sanders campaign has invested heavily in South Carolina — it already has more than 50 paid staffers on the ground — and has particularly focused on wooing black voters. But according to SCOTT HUFFMON, a pollster and political scientist at Winthrop University, Sanders will have a tough time breaking through Clinton’s “strong ties� in the African American community. “I expect there to be a lot of movement toward Bernie Sanders, but not enough,�

Huffmon says. “It is simply such a different constituency.�

Sanders himself sounds confident. He told reporters during a press call last Friday that his Palmetto State staffers “are feeling very, very good� about his prospects there. “Let me just say this — and people can play it back a month from now,� he said. “I think we are going to do a lot better in South Carolina than people think we will.�

Joining Sanders on the call was a critical new ally: BEN JEALOUS, a former president and CEO of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.

Referring to Obama’s comefrom-behind victory in the state in 2008, Jealous said, “I know how things can turn very, very quickly.�

That year, an unexpected win in Iowa bolstered Obama in South Carolina. This year, Sanders’ New Hampshire blowout could do the same for him.

Three days after South Carolina comes the biggest test of all: Super Tuesday. That day, 11 states — including Sanders’ own — will cast ballots or hold caucuses. “It’s obviously a challenge in terms of allocation of resources,â€? Weaver says. “I mean, you have Vermont, and you have Texas ‌ In terms of television advertising, you could spend your entire presidential budget in Texas.â€?

One advantage the Sanders campaign has is that, unlike the Republican nominating system, the Democrats have no winnertake-all contests. That means that even if Sanders wins only 40 percent of the vote in a state, he’ll still be racking up delegates. “That’s the beauty for us: It’s all proportional,� Weaver says. “The key is how you maximize your delegates.�

Also key will be funding a prolonged and dispersed television advertising war.

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thinks the campaign’s ability to attract and retain small donors will keep his boss in the game longer. “That is one of the great strengths of this campaign — not just the amount of money that we’ve raised, but the way we’ve raised money,� he says. “We’re building a big, national campaign.�

They’re not the only ones. And they’re up against a rival who, in 2008, learned a thing or two about waging a protracted fight for delegates.

Clinton also brings to the table certain strengths that Sanders will never be able to match: an auxiliary war chest in the form of three super PACs and a massive advantage among so-called “super delegates� — party leaders who can choose to support whomever they want. According to the Associated Press, Clinton has already locked down 362 of 712 super delegates, while Sanders has won the support of just eight. “This is a delegate race,� says Clinton campaign manager ROBBY MOOK. “We’re not looking to win every single contest every single time. We have a strategy and a plan for the long term.�

To win the party’s nomination, a candidate must win the support of 2,382 of 4,763 delegates at the convention. So far, excluding super delegates, just 66 have been awarded.

In other words, it’s gonna be a long haul, with a lot of mile markers.

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state. Whisked around the state in an 11-vehicle Secret Service motorcade, the senator kept his focus on his core message, from Nashua to Durham. “Tomorrow is a very big day,� he told several hundred students Monday night at a get-out-the-vote concert at UNH. “I hope that at the end of the night, New Hampshire will have told America that we are no longer accepting establishment politics or establishment economics — that we want this country to move forward in a different direction.�

With New Hampshire in the rearview mirror, Sanders now turns to a pair of states — Nevada and then South Carolina — where Clinton appears to have certain advantages in terms of organizational strength, name recognition and cachet with nonwhite voters. “She got here earlier,� says JON RALSTON, a longtime reporter and political analyst in Nevada. “She hired all the right people from Obama and Clinton ’08. They have the infrastructure set up. They’ve been here almost a year now.�

But JEFF WEAVER, Sanders’ campaign manager, says the Vermonter is ready to compete in the Silver State. “In Nevada, we’ve got over four dozen staffers on the ground,� he says. “We’ve got more field offices than any other campaign.�

Like Iowa, Nevada employs a caucus system to allocate delegates. But unlike Iowa, it has only served as an early-nominating state since 2008. “So we need to make people who support Bernie know that there is a caucus going on and where it is and what time it is and how you participate and what have you,� Weaver says.

Nevada, which holds its Democratic caucuses a week from Saturday, is the first

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Annette Smith looks at a harpsichord adorned with her image. A photo of the instrument appeared in Playboy in 1978.

clothing suggest Smith is too preoccupied with serious business to bother with vanity.

In Danby, where Smith and her reclusive husband moved in 1987, she milks her own cow, raises chickens, keeps an African goose named Gander and grows citrus in a greenhouse. “I use the lemons to make lemonade,” she said, double meaning intended.

Smith tried for years to earn a living by making things — including harpsichords. She stitched fur coats for Miss Vermont pageant prizewinners, made beaver-fur teddy bears, elegant copper garden furniture and distinct

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hen Annette Smith got notice from the Vermont Attorney General’s Office that she was under investigation for practicing law without a license, she filed a public records request asking for all related documents.

Almost 600 pages later, the 59-year-old executive director of Vermonters for a Clean Environment posted everything she received and alerted the media. Against the advice of lawyers, she kept talking publicly about a case that could have gotten her fined — or jailed.

That’s how Smith does business: She’s fearless, thorough and unorthodox.

“I am not pretending to be a lawyer,” she asserted. “It’s VCE’s mission to help raise the voices of communities, so they can have more say in the process.”

Smith has spent most of the last two decades challenging the establishment. She has been a leading adversary in many of the state’s most contentious projects, from a calcium carbonate mine that never began operation in her hometown of Danby to solar and wind projects still on the drawing board.

Those who turn to Smith for help are often neighbors and town officials with renewable energy developments proposed for their backyards. They describe her as a valuable resource, a life raft when they are adrift in a sea of indifferent, even hostile, bureaucracy.

“To me, she’s the heroine,” said Morgan Selectboard chair Larry Labor, whose town used Smith’s help last fall to raise objections about a pending solar project. “I think she’s so competent, she’s become a threat.”

Labor is referring to the renewable energy developers, advocacy groups and policy makers who see Smith as a flame-thrower. She once likened wind turbines to a “terrorist” landing in your community.

“She’s a very divisive character,” said Paul Burns, executive director of the Vermont Public Interest Research Group, who often does battle with Smith. “She characterizes individuals who are pro-renewable energy as heartless villains.”

Smith is capable and combative and sometimes selfcontradictory. She fights renewable energy projects relentlessly yet lives off the grid in a cabin in rural Danby that is powered by a solar panel she installed in 1989. At the back of the cluttered, four-room abode is her office, from which Smith sends emails at all hours of the day and night. Gesturing to a desk chair covered in dog hair from pets who’ve died, she confirmed, “I’m no Martha Stewart.”

The unadorned activist spent most of her childhood in Sarasota, Fla., in an academic household that encouraged creative pursuits. Smith played violin. She quit high school early, to start college. From a public liberal arts school in Sarasota, where her father was a math professor, she transferred to Vassar and earned a history degree.

Smith eschewed traditional careers to apprentice as a harpsichord maker with her now-husband, Bill, in New Hampshire. She proudly unearthed a December 1978 copy of Playboy, which includes a photo of a harpsichord he made. Pictured prominently on its lid is a photo of a nude Smith. She said Bill forwarded the photo to the magazine.

“I was a blonde beach bunny,” she said of her younger years. Now, her thin, mousy-brown hair and well-worn

wooden purses. “We found we could make anything, except money,” she said of the artisan’s life. Plucking a few notes on the small harpsichord she crafted — it’s between the kitchen and bedroom — Smith said she doesn’t have time to play much anymore.

Two years after they moved to Danby, Smith lost a fight against a proposed housing development that she feared would “poison” her water. The houses got built, and Smith said she has boiled her drinking water ever since because it tests positive for bacteria.

A decade later, a natural gas pipeline was routed past her property. Armed with dial-up internet service, Smith plunged into research and made the case against the project. “I planned to do that for two months while my cow was having a calf, and then go back to my life,” she said.

Instead, opposition became her life’s work. The pipeline never got built, but the nonprofit Vermonters for a Clean Environment did. Smith found that people in neighboring towns were willing to contribute money for the assistance she provided. She hired a lobbyist and an assistant to help.

Tax records for 2013 show the group brought in $141,000.

Smith, whose salary is technically $50,000 a year, said she has gone without pay during fundraising droughts. In the last two weeks, she raised $18,300 for legal expenses using an online GoFundMe campaign.

“She has the ability to master scientific information and then translate it into meaningful situations,” said Matt Levin, a Montpelier lobbyist who used to work for Smith. He called her “one of the smartest people I’ve ever met.”

Levin conceded that Smith ruffles feathers. “She does make people nervous. She’s asking questions they would prefer no one ask.”

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on Monday, Ritchie Berger, an attorney with the Burlington firm Dinse Knapp McAndrew, confirmed it was him.

Berger said the goal was never to shut down Smith’s right to speak as a public advocate. “Based on evidence I saw from various legal proceedings, there was a legitimate concern that Ms. Smith was providing legal services to individuals and municipalities,” he said in a written statement.

Berger argued that the Attorney General’s Office didn’t dispute that Smith had prepared legal filings for others, but that Treadwell had noted that the law needed to clarify whether non-lawyers should be allowed before the quasijudicial Public Service Board.

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Berger said he made the complaint on his own behalf, but his firm also represented renewable energy developer David Blittersdorf when seeking information about Smith and her work with the towns of Morgan and Irasburg.

Blittersdorf has proposed solar and wind projects in both locations, and Berger cited them in his complaint about Smith to the Attorney General’s Office.

Smith helped the town of Morgan argue that Blittersdorf’s solar project there violates the town plan. Smith said she doesn’t offer legal advice but helps newcomers navigate the Public Service Board process. “I explain what ‘discovery’ is,” she said. “I tell them what format a brief needs to be in.”

“We didn’t have a clue,” said Labor, the Morgan Selectboard chair. “She said, ‘I do not give legal advice, but I am familiar with the Public Service Board

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Smith disputes that she’s divisive. “I don’t go looking for controversy,” she said. “I’m here to help the people who are fighting against, usually, ruthless corporations.” In the next breath, however, she acknowledged there is “no right place” for industrial wind in Vermont. Solar is different, she said: “It’s a matter of putting it in the right place.”

But is there a “right place?” Burns said Smith consistently opposes projects without supporting alternatives. Citing a 2014 Vermont Public Radio interview, he noted Smith was unable to point to a single renewable energy project that she deemed worthy of her endorsement.

That persistent criticism finally landed her in legal hot water — if only for a few weeks. In a January 19 letter, the Attorney General’s Office informed Smith she was under investigation for unauthorized practice of law before the Public Service Board. The gist: An unidentified party alleged that Smith crossed the line into providing legal advice to others in five cases related to renewable energy projects.

As Smith arrived for a Statehouse press conference with her defense attorney on Monday morning to publicly counter the charges, she got word that the Attorney General’s Office had dropped the case against her.

In a three-page announcement, Assistant Attorney General John Treadwell indicated his office found no grounds to charge Smith with practicing law without a license. The complainant had failed to show proof that Smith caused harm, the Public Service Board and state Supreme Court had not objected to her work, and there was no evidence she had represented herself as an attorney, Treadwell said.

Smith went ahead with the press conference, seizing the moment — and the mic — to hammer home all the ways in which the state’s regulatory system is broken. “It’s ‘Let’s make a deal’ behind closed doors,” she said, sounding both authoritative and down-to-earth before a cheering crowd of roughly 100 supporters in the Cedar Creek Room.

Later, Smith debriefed like a politician. “It’s given me name recognition,” she said after the press conference. “It’s made it clear to the legislature that the system needs changes.”

Sen. John Rodgers (D-Essex/Orleans) said the allegations against Smith helped the cause. He’s pushing a long-shot bill to ban industrial wind projects in Vermont.

“It has shined a light on how big a problem this is, that people with a lot of money think they can use their money to silence others,” he said.

Treadwell never revealed who filed the complaint against Smith, but, also

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A New Prescription for Treating Health Care — the ‘All-Payer’ System B Y NA N CY R EMSEN

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So what is an all-payer model?

In simplest terms, it’s a new payment scheme for Medicare, Medicaid and private insurers — the entities that pay medical claims on our behalf. Instead of reimbursing doctors and hospitals for each test, procedure and visit — known as a fee-for-service model — payers would contract with doctors and hospitals to provide comprehensive care to large groups of patients for a predetermined amount. That’s intended to create financial incentives for doctors and hospitals to keep patients as healthy as possible.

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Health care costs have doubled in the past decade, gobbling up bigger and bigger chunks of the state’s budget, Vermonters’ incomes and corporate profits. Shumlin made the case for change in his 2016 budget address, calling the rising costs “public enemy No. 1.”

private insurers — would likely contract with accountable care organizations to help them implement the new payment method. Vermont’s three ACOs are discussing merging, but the success of an all-payer model isn’t contingent on having a single statewide ACO, officials say.

The ACOs’ mission is to improve integration of care, develop data on population health and share best practices — as tools to curb spending and improve health care. Under an all-payer model, the ACOs would assume financial risks for failing to meet cost-reduction targets, but would share in the savings if they succeed. They would have to maintain — even improve — the quality of the care delivered, even as they cut costs.

What’s the deal the state wants to make?

“Under the fee-for-service system we have now, we spend more on health care than anyone else in the world, and our outcomes are not as good,” Shumlin said.

“We have higher infant mortality, higher obesity, and we don’t live as long as the countries that are spending less than us.

We must do better.”

Is Vermont going out on a limb here?

Yes and no. Vermont’s all-payer experiment could be the biggest test to date of this concept, but the state is far from alone in looking to move away from fee-for-service medical care. The federal Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services has funded projects — some in Vermont — to test alternative payment methods, and it intends to switch 80 percent of its services away from the feefor-service model by 2018.

Obamacare, which Congress enacted in 2010, authorized groups of health care providers to form “accountable care organizations” that would begin to change providers’ financial incentives from volume to value.

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ive years ago, Gov. Peter Shumlin was confident he had the cure for what ails Vermont’s health care system: a government-financed program commonly referred to as singlepayer. At the celebratory signing of a law to put the state on that path, Shumlin promised it would be a sustainable and more efficient approach.

But in December 2014, Shumlin abruptly changed course, saying singlepayer was too expensive. He called the decision “the biggest disappointment of my political life, so far.”

The substitute? Shumlin has settled on something dubbed the “all-payer” model to transform health care in Vermont. The governor’s health reform team and the chairman of the Green Mountain Care Board have spent the past year in talks with federal health care regulators about an agreement that would allow the state to make it happen.

“For Vermonters, our innovation will mean not only a health care system that is more affordable, but one that better meets their needs,” Shumlin asserted two weeks ago, when he pulled back the curtain on key components of this new initiative.

How would the latest elixir for the state’s costly health care system go down?

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in Vermont between 2012 and 2014. The University of Vermont Medical Center and Dartmouth-Hitchcock founded the biggest, OneCare, which includes eight other hospitals, physician practices and dozens of other health care organizations, such as nursing homes. Another is made up of community clinics that receive federal funding and four community hospitals. And the third, Healthfirst, is a clutch of physicians unaffiliated with hospitals.

All three ACOs committed to slow the growing cost of caring for Medicare and commercially insured patients.

Who would be in the driver’s seat of this all-payer model?

The Green Mountain Care Board, a quasi-independent regulatory panel, would supervise the system. It would set standards for the payment changes, consumer protections and quality metrics. As part of its review of hospital budgets and commercial insurance rates, it would ensure that the hospitals and insurers reflect and carry out the all-payer model.

The payers — Medicare, Medicaid and

The Shumlin administration and the Green Mountain Care Board want the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services to grant Vermont a waiver allowing Medicare, a federal health program for the elderly, to be part of this alternative medical payment program.

State officials already have the authority to require the other big payers, commercial insurers and Medicaid — which covers low-income individuals — to operate under the same rules.

The heart of this five-year deal would be the state’s commitment to cap the growth in health care spending at an annual average of 4.3 percent over the term of the agreement. The state actually believes it can hit a lower target — 3.5 percent. The annual rate of growth ran in the double digits in the early 2000s, shrinking in recent years to 4 percent between 2008 and 2013 and 3.7 percent in 2013.

Even as it promises to rein in spending, the state proposes to be held to three health improvement measures: increased access to primary care; reduction in the prevalence of chronic diseases, as well as improved management of those diseases; and progress in addressing the substance abuse epidemic.

In return, the state wants some expanded coverage from Medicare, including for state opiate treatment and expanded home support to keep the elderly out of hospitals.

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Should I be excited or scared about this?

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Is this a done deal?

Not yet. The state submitted its suggested terms for an agreement to the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services last month while also seeking public comments. The Green Mountain Care Board is in the midst of a series of public meetings to help it decide whether to endorse the terms.

Although board chair Al Gobeille said he had “tremendous input on the terms,” it is new to the rest of the board. “I don’t know what they think about this,” he said.

The board could pull the plug if it determines that an all-payer model wouldn’t deliver the desired transformation. Or CMS could come back with a tweak that would jeopardize the deal, Gobeille said. Still to be answered is whether hospitals and doctors are willing to be part of this new all-payer initiative, he said.

If the plan is a go, it will take until summer to write the contract, Gobeille predicted. The target date to begin phasing it in is January 1 — less than a year away. !

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The governor is gung ho. His longtime critics hate it, just as they despised single-payer.

Darcie Johnston, conservative political consultant and founder of Vermonters for Health Care Freedom, argues that a cap on spending will force hospitals and doctors to limit care. Former Republican senator Wendy Wilton, now the Rutland city treasurer, suggests the administration can’t be trusted to manage health care based on its tarnished record operating the technologically challenged Vermont Health Connect, the online insurance marketplace.

Given that the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services is pushing payment reform for Medicare, Democratic House Speaker Shap Smith (D-Morristown) said, he appreciates that the state is negotiating a solution tailored to Vermont’s needs.

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Don’t worry, the governor assured us in his budget address. Vermonters would still be able to choose their doctors. For those on Medicare, he said, “Your benefits will not change.” The deal, in fact, would add Medicare benefits. Patients would no longer have to spend three days in a hospital before Medicare paid for a skilled nursing home stay. Medicare would cover consultations via teleconferencing and a couple of home visits after patients are discharged from hospitals.

However, Vermont Legal Aid warns that all-payer should be backed up with regulations that protect consumers.

In the current system, insurers wear the black hats and doctors go to bat for patients when they disagree with insurers’ decisions about whether a costly treatment is a medical necessity, noted Julia Shaw, health care analyst with Legal Aid. But doctors and hospitals might have financial incentives to deny care under the all-payer model, she wrote in a November paper outlining consumer-protection principles that should guide the deal. Patients must have “avenues for filing appeals and grievances,” she said.

the all-payer initiative this session, but Smith said he isn’t sure there will be a definitive proposal before the legislature adjourns.

Blue Cross Blue Shield of Vermont, the state’s largest insurer, supports the all-payer model. But many operational details have yet to be worked out, spokesman Cory Gustafson said.

The Vermont Medical Society, which represents the state’s doctors, has expressed conditional support. It’s asking for doctors to be able to operate under traditional Medicare if they don’t want to belong to an accountable care organization. It wants the deal to remedy Medicaid’s low reimbursements, which lag behind other insurance payments.

And it objects to any arrangement that lowers Vermont’s already low spending per Medicare enrollee. Executive vice president Paul Harrington noted, too, that doctors who already feel overwhelmed by dealing with insurers would face even more onerous documentation, since reporting outcomes would be key.

The Vermont Association of Hospitals and Health Systems has yet to take a position on all-payer.

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hey’ve helped sell Nikes and Ferraris. Now professional marketers at the Philadelphiabased agency 160over90 are rebranding the University of Vermont to increase the school’s applicant base and attract more students with tip-top academic credentials. UVM leaders say the campaign is a necessary investment to keep the institution competitive, but not everyone on campus is convinced.

UVM is paying the firm $1.58 million to produce videos for its website, a glossy hard-copy “view book” for prospective students and other marketing materials with an overarching message defining the school. That message is still being shaped, but members of 160over90 have spent months meeting with students and faculty and presented their ideas in a series of campus sessions last month.

In the materials they shared, the company cast UVM as an “academic ecosystem” where students and faculty have an intimate connection to the environment and a dedication to using academia to better the world. Images show professors and students skiing and rock climbing on one page and doing research on the next. A long mountain view is captioned, “Pretty Pictures Don’t Save the World,” while next to that, the words “People Do” are displayed over a photo of a student rally.

That’s a long way from UVM’s partyschool image, and one that more accurately describes the institution, according to university leaders.

The interim dean of the College of Arts and Sciences, William Falls, is impressed with the emerging campaign. “I’m amazed at how well I think they captured who we are. They nailed it.”

His interpretation of the firm’s message about UVM: “You embrace individuality, but yet you act collectively.”

The lofty taglines about UVM’s “academic ecosystem” are designed to do more than inspire. They’re intended to help the state university pay the bills, long term.

Faced with a decline in the number of high school graduates in Vermont and the Northeast, as well as intense competition from peer institutions, school leaders say that UVM needs new recruitment strategies for both in-state and out-of-state students.

“I think it is the right time and the right thing to do,” said Stacey Kostell, UVM vice president for enrollment management.

160over90 and UVM have two signed contracts. The first paid $99,160 plus

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expenses for three months of research from May through July last year. The second promises $1.485 million plus expenses for marketing and branding work from October 2015 to September 2018.

Seven Days obtained copies of the agreements through a public records request.

160over90 has a sizable list of highprofile clients, from colleges to the sports clothing brand Under Armour and the Philadelphia Eagles football team. The firm’s name, a reference to elevated blood pressure, underscores its belief that the most powerful advertising triggers a strong reaction.

Some clients have reacted strongly, too.

The University of Oregon recently canceled a three-year, $3.4 million contract with 160over90 after critics said it was

too expensive. Some UO faculty called the campaign “inane and insulting” and a waste of resources that should be spent addressing the university’s real problems, the website Inside Higher Ed reported.

Meanwhile, the company has deftly positioned the University of California at Los Angeles, the University of Florida and other schools with cinematic videos and succinct pitches on billboards, bus ads and the web. Its campaign for UCLA promised, “329 days of sunshine a year isn’t a forecast, it’s an outlook.” For Florida, the campaign advised: “There are more than seven billion people on this earth. But it takes a special something to be a Gator.”

Similarly, the mock-ups of the UVM campaign include a “brand concept rationale” that emphasizes Vermont’s good

views and the university’s contribution to the larger social good. “From Mount Mansfield’s summit to Old Mill’s storied halls to Lake Champlain’s depths exists the most amazing classroom in the world,” the sample copy reads. “Here, everything is vibrantly alive — from our natural surroundings, to our world-changing ideas and innovation. And the work we do here is impacting humanity in real time.”

Many universities and colleges are spending millions on outside marketing experts to refine their message to high school students who, in the age of the online Common Application, are applying to multiple schools with a few clicks of a mouse. For some students, the process is more like speed dating than a steady courtship, which makes the firstimpression statistical profiles of colleges available at collegeboard.org and other websites crucially important.

This sketch-by-the-numbers shows that the University of Vermont has median combined SAT scores of 1,200 for this year’s first-year students and an admit rate of 71 percent. That’s more selective than some state schools, but much less so than many of the top private colleges, whose tuition is on par with UVM’s out-of-state rates. This year, tuition, room, board and fees for out-of-state students at UVM total $53,864.

The in-state cost is much lower — $31,000 — but still higher than the amount it would cost for some Vermonters to attend public schools in nearby states. And those colleges want them. A few months ago, the University of Maine announced that it would offer in-state tuition for out-of-state students from Vermont and five other nearby states who have at least a 3.0 average and combined math and verbal SAT scores of 1050 or higher.

A graying population and low birth rate are driving the aggressive recruitment strategy in Maine. Vermont is experiencing the same demographic trends.

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This year, only 20 percent of UVM’s freshmen are from Vermont, the lowest percentage in the school’s history. Because some Vermont students transfer to UVM, the overall percentage among the school’s 10,000 undergraduates is higher, about 30 percent.

UVM officials say they’re trying to attract Vermonters, and their admissions decisions bear that out. UVM accepted 64 percent of the 2,221 Vermonters who applied this year. Of the 1,421 prospective in-state students, 480 enrolled — just one in three.

One goal of the new branding initiative is to convince Vermonters who are accepted to UVM that they can grow intellectually and socially in their own backyard — a not-so-easy sell to young people eager to see the world. So in addition to reminding Vermont students

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that UVM is a research university with a world-class faculty, vice president Kostell said, the campaign should let Vermont students know that their classmates will come from all parts of the country. “Those are the stories we need to tell.”

The campaign is also aimed at broadening UVM’s reputation beyond the Northeast.

“Good branding distinguishes you from the 4,140 universities in the U.S.,” the firm states in draft campaign materials. Good branding makes a school memorable, unique and makes your audience “actively want you, not simply choose you by default.”

That logic resonated with Rep. Bill Botzow (D-Bennington), one of the trustees on campus last week for a three-day meeting at the Dudley H. Davis Center.

“The bottom line: You have to compete for talent, and we have to put our best foot forward and not just expect it to show up,” he told Seven Days. “Everything ultimately comes down to the competition for human talent.” The expense is justified, he said.

In another sign of the times, UVM provost David Rosowsky had just reaffirmed the university’s commitment to a highly controversial reorganization called incentive-based budgeting. The new model, instituted fully this school year, is a market-driven departure from traditional academic budgeting. Degree programs and departments that attract students stand to get more money; ones that run courses with lots of empty chairs could get less. Some faculty members have

objected, saying it’s a popularity-contest approach that could make the university’s intellectual range less expansive.

In the context of this controversy, spending precious dollars on rebranding doesn’t sit well with all faculty members.

Felicia Kornbluh, president of United Academics, the union representing 800 UVM faculty members, wrote in an email: “If the $1.5 million figure is accurate, that certainly raises questions. United Academics includes faculty members who in recent years have had our workloads increased, our staff and teaching assistant support diminished, our income lowered, even our teaching careers brought to an end,” said Kornbluh, who is associate professor of history and gender, sexuality and women’s studies. “Faculty know that the best way to attract and retain students at UVM is to invest in their education. UVM isn’t a brand; it’s a university.”

As trustees circulated on the top floor of the Davis Center last Friday, many of the students in the building appeared to be unfamiliar with the rebranding effort.

But they have ideas about how UVM is perceived and why they chose the school.

In a café by the campus bookstore, Matt Fink offered his perspective. The junior, a neuroscience major who grew up in Pittsburgh, Pa., went to highly selective Williams College for a year, then left to work and pursue other interests. Now 30, he chose UVM when he returned to school because he wanted a biggish research university, and he likes Burlington.

He’s been pleasantly surprised with the number of research opportunities available for an undergraduate and was pleased to learn the new UVM marketing campaign will play that up.

He also said the quality of the faculty should be emphasized. He said UVM has professors who could teach at more prestigious schools but relish Vermont’s quality of life: “My experience is, the faculty is really good because they want to be here.”

Madeline Murray-Clasen, 20, was in the top 10 percent of her class at Montpelier High School and was admitted to McGill University, Northeastern University and other selective colleges.

She said UVM’s party-school rep initially turned her off, and she didn’t like the idea of going to school so close to home.

Being admitted to the honors college program, which offers housing in a designated dorm, seminar-style classes and other perks, convinced her to enroll. Now she’s an environmental studies major.

There’s a real push for academic excellence, she said, and UVM’s rebranding should “create this image that we are an academic university first.” !

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The Secret Service Sets Up Shop in Burlington Last week, newcomers moved into a quiet cul-de-sac in Burlington’s New North End. They’re not typical neighbors: The men rely on a portable toilet and appear to keep a lookout 24-7.

On February 3, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) became the fourth presidential candidate in the current field to get U.S. Secret Service protection, joining Donald Trump, Ben Carson and Hillary Clinton.

That day, Sanders’ Burlington neighbors noticed a new RV parked near his home.

Secret Service agents were monitoring his modest yellow abode while Sanders was away on the campaign trail.

Alternative toilet aside, residents said the officers were proving to be good neighbors. “I think they’re going to fit in nicely,” said Liam Griffin, who tweeted about their arrival.

“They seem like really great people,” said another resident, who declined to give his name.

“It’s about time,” said Mary Hart, a neighbor with a “Bernie” bumper sticker displayed on her front door. Given how much attention Sanders is attracting, she said, “I think it’s necessary.”

Neighbors said the agents introduced themselves door-to-door, handed out business cards and encouraged people to let them know about any suspicious activity.

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McAllister’s Attorney Wants Two Separate Trials A lawyer for Sen. Norm McAllister (R-Franklin) says he plans to seek two separate trials for his client, who is charged with sexual assault.

Defense attorney Brooks McArthur would like the first one to cover allegations that McAllister forced his Statehouse assistant to have sex with him. “I find her story to be the most incredible,” said McArthur, contending the alleged victim has given different accounts of the timing of the assaults, and that other legislators have said in sworn depositions that the woman never indicated anything was amiss.

McAllister is also accused of coercing a woman who worked on his Highgate farm to have sex with him in exchange for rent.

A third woman who has since died was allegedly propositioned. Criminal charges involving those two women would be addressed in a second trial, if a judge agrees, McArthur said.

McAllister, 64, of Highgate Springs, was arrested last May as the legislature was completing the 2015 session.

He pleaded not guilty to three felony counts of sexual assault and three misdemeanor counts of prohibited acts. When the legislature reconvened in January, his Senate colleagues

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process.’ She told us ... how to follow the process.”

The Morgan Selectboard wanted to send Smith a check for $2,500 for her help, Labor said. In the board’s September 28 meeting minutes, that payment was noted — incorrectly, according to Labor — as “attorney compensation.”

That notation surfaced when attorneys at Dinse Knapp McAndrew, stating they represented Blittersdorf, filed a public records request in October with the town of Morgan. They sought correspondence between the selectboard and Smith, documents she had prepared for the town and any compensation she received.

The inquiry caused the town of Morgan to hold off issuing the proposed payment to Smith, Labor said. That was around the time she started wearing a baseball cap emblazoned with the statement: “I am not a lawyer.”

Smith is angry at Blittersdorf, but her ire also extends to House Speaker Shap Smith (D-Morristown), an attorney who is also a shareholder and director at Dinse Knapp McAndrew.

“Shap makes money on this activity,” she argued, referring to legal work supporting renewable energy development.

She added that he also appoints House members to key positions, where they have made pro-renewable energy policy decisions, while her efforts to restrict projects have been stymied.

Asked if she was accusing the speaker of corruption — a hefty allegation, she said, ‘“Accusing’ is the wrong word,” but added, “the House under Shap has refused to acknowledge or address the numerous and growing problems with wind and solar.”

Speaker Smith denied that he has anything to do with clients that other lawyers in his firm represent. “I work on clients I have, and that’s pretty much it,” he said.

“Typically, when people make criticisms like that, they feel they are not being heard,” he said.

Annette Smith’s two-decade battle has centered on making sure people are heard, and yes, she takes it personally.

In Sheffield, she worked for several years with Luann and Steve Therrien, neighbors of a 16-turbine wind project, who argued unsuccessfully that the noise from the blades was sickening them and their two young children. Smith finally bought them a $15,000 mobile home, which they parked on family land in Derby. An anonymous donor later sent her $10,000, she said, and the Therriens are repaying the rest.

Luann Therrien and dozens of others stood with Smith on Monday at the press conference, which the vindicated nonlawyer used to argue that Vermonters are being shut out of the system.

As Levin, Smith’s former colleague, put it: “It’s an enormous burden she bears every day.” !

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suspended him while the charges remain pending.

In a phone interview, McArthur said he expects the Franklin County State’s Attorney’s Office to oppose separate trials, but he argued it would be fairer for McAllister. “If a jury hears about multiple incidents, it’s more likely they’ll go along with it,” McArthur said. Jury selection is set for May 10.

The defense attorney said he will argue that McAllister never forced sex on

anyone. Diane Wheeler, Franklin County deputy state’s attorney, did not return a call.

McArthur said attorneys still have to question other witnesses and the alleged victims. The state’s attorney’s office, which has already subpoenaed Seven Days reporter Mark Davis, last week added Vermont Public Radio reporter Peter Hirschfeld to the list of possible witnesses, McArthur said.

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Elizabeth Orr passed away at age 88 on February 4, 2016, after a short illness. Born Elizabeth Margory Pedley in Hanley, Stoke on Trent, England, on June 12, 1927, Elizabeth grew up during the bombing and rationing of the Second World War. She was clever with what little schooling she received and landed a job as a clerk in Bladen Brothers, a fashionable clothing firm. Known as “Margo” in those days, she would be seen driving around in her little red convertible wearing the latest fashions.

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On January 31, 2016, Frederick (John) Ameche Wheeler, 78, passed away peacefully after an adventurous battle with life. He is survived by his brother, Skeet Wheeler; his sister, Loretta Josselyn; his children, nieces and nephews; and many other family and friends.

John loved fast cars, vintage aircraft, guitars, building things, snowmobiling, chopping wood and his predeceased mother, Arlene Wheeler. He always had a quick joke or funny nickname for anyone he met. A burial ceremony will take place in the spring at the E. Clarendon Cemetery.

In lieu of flowers, please donate to the Serenity House. Arrangements are under the care of LaVigne Funeral Home and Cremation Service, Winooski.

Condolences may be shared at lavingefuneralhome.com.

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2000-2016, JERICHO/WINOOSKI Brianna Elizabeth Moore, 15, passed away on February 6, 2016. She was born to Robert Moore and Katherine Sylvia-Moore on April 5, 2000, in Burlington. She was a student from kindergarten through ninth grade in the Winooski schools and was a sophomore at Mount Mansfield High School in Jericho. Brianna had a beautiful heart and will always be remembered for how she accepted all people regardless of their race, sexual orientation or religion. She could be counted on to fight for what was right no matter the circumstances. She enjoyed softball, animals, music and just being a goofball. Smart and funny, Brianna will be loved and missed by all of her family and friends.

Left to cherish her memory are her parents, Rob and Kathy; brothers Seth Sylvia and Robby Moore; Nana Janice Sylvia-Mills; grandparents Fred and Joanne Sylvia, Dick and Gloria Gokey, and Mike and Janine

months later, Elizabeth took a job in WH Smiths Ottawa bookstore, starting a lifelong love of books. It was here she subsequently met and married her second husband, James Orr, with whom she had their daughter, Belinda. In 1965 they moved to WH Smiths in Montréal, but by 1967 they wanted to own and operate their own shop. They discovered and purchased the Everyday Bookshop, then located at 213 College Street. In 1971 they moved to a larger premises on 106 Church Street (currently the fashion boutique Spellbound), becoming a Church Street fixture for the next 25 years. In the late 1990s, with a tough trading atmosphere due to the the trend for large bookshops with internet cafés and following her divorce from her husband, Elizabeth decided to downsize and moved the shop back to 194 College Street. There she continued to provide books, newspapers and quiet good humor to all her loyal customers right up until 2008, when, at the age of 81, she retired due to ill health. She will always be remembered by all those she quietly helped around Chittenden County. Her customers and friends will remember her as much for her quirky refusal to use modern technology (making copies requiring a customer’s signature using an ancient hand machine and looking up publishers’ information on microfiche) as her quiet English accent and friendly manner. She would walk two and a half miles to work and back from her home on Spear Street and was an active participant in tai chi, dancing and jogging in her younger days. In retirement she found enjoyment in reading some of the many books that she had spent time selling to others and being “lazy daisy,” puttering around her home. She could often be found on the UVM walking trail, sweeping her driveway or sitting on a chair by the front door.

The last six months of her life were spent at Mansfield Place Care Home in Essex Junction, where she enjoyed singing and dancing at every

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Dorothy Esther Ayers Caswell Ingalls, 93, a longtime resident of Burlington and more recently of Jeffersonville, passed away peacefully in the comfort of her home on Thursday morning, January 28, 2016. Born in Waterbury on January 14, 1923, she was the daughter of the late Max G. and Amy Elizabeth (Wheeler) Ayers.

On November 6, 1944, she married John Q. Caswell in Waterbury. Dorothy married Albert Allen Ingalls on November 30, 1975, in Burlington. Albert passed away on June 9, 2003.

Dorothy grew up in Waterbury and was a 1940 graduate of Waterbury High School. She continued her education at Middlebury College, where she was a member of Alpha Xi Delta Sorority and graduated in 1944 with her bachelor of arts degree in English.

Following her marriage to John Caswell, Dorothy was happy and busy as a homemaker and raising her two sons. She later entered the workforce as a secretary for the Vocational Education Department at the University of Vermont, from which she retired.

Gracious, kind and convivial, Dorothy enjoyed all aspects of life and devoted

herself to her family, particularly her sons. She was an exceptional golfer throughout her life; her other talents included being an accomplished seamstress and excellent cook.

Dorothy is loved and mourned by her sons: Christopher Caswell of Burlington and Craig Caswell and his wife, Jana, of Orlando, Fla.; her grandchildren, Nicholas Caswell and Sara Caswell; her stepchildren: Scott Ingalls and his wife, Elizabeth, of Tennessee, and Dori Ingalls and her husband, Ian Sweet, of Waitsfield; her stepgrandchildren: Jamie Ingalls, Hollie Kanaan, Katelyn Flintrop, and Dustin Boone and his wife, Molly; nephews David Ayers and his wife, Betsy, Robert Ayers and his wife, Judy, and Richard Ayers and his wife, Mina; and her niece Betsy Shapiro, as well as other nieces, nephews and extended family.

Dorothy was preceded in death by her brother, Gleason W. Ayers, and his wife, Marion.

Memorial services will be held from the Waterbury Congregational Church on May 22, 2016, at 1 p.m., with a reception to follow in her grandfather’s house at 18 Elm Street, Waterbury.

Interment will take place in Hope Cemetery, Waterbury.

The family requests that in lieu of flowers, memorial gifts would be appreciated to the Alzheimer’s Association (alz.org).

Assisting the family is the Perkins-Parker Funeral Home and Cremation Service in Waterbury. To send online condolences, please visit perkinsparker. com or the funeral home Facebook page.

Moore; grandmother Patti Moore; aunt and uncle Will and Jeanne Sylvia and their children Tommy, Luke, Jake and Willy; aunt and uncle Nicole and Steve Peck and their daughter Felicity; uncle Jeremy and his children Andrew and William Moore; beloved pets: dog Sadie, cat Oliver, kitten Diego and her hamster; extended family; and countless friends.

Visitation will be held from 4 to 8 p.m. on Friday, February 12, at LaVigne Funeral Home and Cremation Service, 132 Main St, Winooski. A funeral service will be held at 11 a.m. on Saturday, February 13, at the funeral home. Donations may be made in her memory to the family to be put in a foundation to help those in need. Condolences may be shared at lavignefuneral home.com.

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Theater Times Two: White River Junction Gets a New Acting Company B Y PA MEL A PO LSTON

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Both Verge and Love suggest that a second theater company in town will bring more attention to the area and help cultivate new generations of theater patrons and supporters. “I hope it will help White

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he BRIGGS OPERA HOUSE lost its resident thespians when NORTHERN STAGE moved into its new facility just around the corner, the BARRETTE CENTER FOR THE ARTS, last October. But the Briggs stage is set for action once again. This weekend, White River Junction, population 2,286, will welcome its second professional performing group: the GATHERWOOL THEATRE COMPANY. Gatherwool’s founding artistic director, JONATHAN VERGE, is practically a native son — he grew up in nearby Lebanon, N.H., and graduated from high school in 2000. Four years later, with a degree in musical theater from Syracuse University in hand, Verge embarked on a decade-long career that took him to stages in London, New York City and Chicago. Then, after a brief detour “in the advertising world,” he says, “I decided it was time to come back to New England.”

Knowing that Northern Stage had left the 19thcentury opera house, Verge talked to owner DAVE BRIGGS and hatched a plan for a long-held dream. “I wanted to do musical theater in the community that gave it to me in the first place,” he says. The company will debut on Sunday, February 14, with an adaptation of playwright Mark Campbell’s Songs From an Unmade Bed. Preview nights are Friday and Saturday, February 12 and 13; performances continue through March 6.

Campbell wrote the lyrics and story for Songs From an Unmade Bed in 2005. The piece, originally a one-man show, is unusual in that a different person composed the music for each of its 18 songs. Verge got permission from the playwright to adapt it for four characters: two single gay men and a heterosexual couple. “I’ve been thinking about this play for 10 years,” he says. “I thought there was another way to tell the story by breaking it into four stories. It follows the lives of four people.”

Verge notes that the “very sweet love story” is apropos for a Valentine’s Day weekend. “There will be dinner at the [next-door Hotel] Coolidge and dancing afterward,” he says. Could be a serious date night in the Upper Valley.

Verge says the Northern Stage staff, including artistic director CAROL DUNNE, has been “really supportive” in helping Gatherwool get started. The two theater companies are sufficiently different not to be competitors.

For one thing, Gatherwool’s mission is to produce “provocative, intimate musical theater,” says Verge.

“Our stuff is smaller, a little grittier, appropriate to what we really love about the Briggs Opera House.” Northern Stage includes larger musicals in its repertoire (it recently wrapped Mary Poppins), but it’s best known for its ensemble work, says assistant artistic director ERIC LOVE. The current production, for example, is a world premiere of the four-character Mad Love (reviewed in Seven Days last week).

Another difference, one that might be lost on most theatergoers, is that Gatherwool was established as a for-profit company, while Northern Stage is nonprofit

River Junction become identified as a theater town,” says Love. “It might even define it a little bit. It also increases the number of actors and creative artists who are running around town.”

Northern Stage, a professional regional theater company, has not only survived but thrived for nearly 20 years in WRJ. The CENTER FOR CARTOON STUDIES founded its school in the town 10 years ago. Other indicators, too, suggest that creative-economy endeavors have injected life into the erstwhile sleepy railroad town.

Love admits it was “shocking” when another theater company moved in essentially across the street from Northern Stage, but he says that “everyone is giving their blessings.” Cross-pollination between the companies is likely.

Love himself is the first example: He plays the husband in the married couple in Songs From an Unmade Bed — and the cello in the show’s musical ensemble.

“With Eric taking a starring role, we’ve got a relationship [with Northern Stage] right off the bat,” says Verge.

The musical lineup also includes piano and percussion. The performers are all onstage for the duration of the play. “When the audience comes in, the four characters are in their beds, fast asleep,” Verge explains.

“The span of time is about a year in the lives of these folks. As one sings, you see the [other] actors prepare for their songs.”

He notes that each of the songs exemplifies a different style, ranging from ballads to more uptempo tunes.

Besides Love, the performers are Gatherwool’s founding executive director, CLINT CARTER, Stuart Williams and Erin Kukla. Verge notes that the last two actors were his classmates at Syracuse University. Carter, he adds, is moving to Vermont and will appear in all five plays in Gatherwool’s first season. Verge, who arrived last November, clearly has not been idle.

And about the company’s curious name … At one time in the town’s past, says Verge, “this was a big sheepherding community. The term ‘wool gatherer’ refers to a daydream, but it also referred to the bits and pieces of wool you could gather and spin. The term really related to me — I’m bringing people together from places and eras of my life.”

Verge discussed this with a lyricist friend, he recalls, who suggested transposing the phrase “wool gathering” into the more forthright Gatherwool. “I loved it,” says Verge. “And what else is theater but a wonderful daydream?” !

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Blistein, who contributes to the blog Oh So Beautiful Paper and counsels Etsy crafters on their marketing skills, says, “I put out a call on my Instagram feed and said, ‘Call me if you’re interested.’ More than 50 said they’d love to do it.”

Blistein accomplished her goal of getting the first batch of 100 cards — sold in packs of 10 — ready for a soft launch for Valentine’s Day. “There will be at least three sets, based on designs I already have,” she says; the other two will be available by mid-March. Each pack sells for $10, and 100 percent of proceeds will be donated to “organizations working to end gun violence.”

The simplest card has just the word “love” written in red cursive on a white background.

Others use a slogan and graphic designs.

One has no words, only three hands — of different skin tones — coming together to form a heart shape.

“I love the public aspect of [the cards] going through the mail; everyone can seem them,” Blistein says. “I put #loveismightier on the back so other people can share — people may choose to take pictures of the messages they get on the cards.” The socialmedia maven has also created a website, loveismightier.com, and an Instagram account for the project.

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She’s talking about gun violence in the U.S. It’s not a topic you’d expect to hear about in Blistein’s charming boutique, CLEMENTINE, in Middlebury. The 5-year-old shop is filled with unique new and vintage items, from stationery to home décor to baby clothes. Yet, Blistein says, “I have these intense conversations with people in the store throughout the week — especially moms.”

A mother to one boy and stepmother to two, she adds, “There has been an underlying tremor to each day as I drop my son off at school.” And, as a former attorney who worked with victims of domestic abuse, Blistein knows something about rallying for a cause.

“In December, in the wake of the San Bernardino shootings, I was really tired of doing nothing,” Blistein says, “and realized that one of my strongest skill sets is cheerleading for others’ creativity and organizing it into a focused effort.”

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Instead of screening one movie monthly for six months, as it has done since 2013, the fest will pack seven films into one weekend — Thursday through Saturday, February 11 to 13, at Burlington City Hall Auditorium. And this year, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the BurlingtonBethlehem-Arad sister city program, the focus will be on fairly recent films from and about the Middle East.

When Global Roots began, its mission was “specifically to show films made in the countries of origin of New Americans in Vermont,” says coordinator ORLY YADIN, executive director of VTIFF. Now, she says, “The whole idea is to counteract media representations of countries that are usually just depicted as killings and riots and suffering and rape.”

Yadin shies away from one-dimensional films, a preference reflected in the seven titles she selected for this week’s event. The films range from the new foodie doc In Search of Israeli Cuisine, by Roger Sherman; to Theeb, a 2014 World War I coming-of-age story,

by Naji Abu Nowar.

“Women in Sink,” a 2015 short by Iris Zaki, features conversations among women in a Haifa hair salon. “The filmmaker, a young woman in her twenties, is very political but not trying to make a political film,” explains Yadin. “She’s Jewish, but the woman who runs the

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salon is Arab, and the clients are all mixed. She gets them, in a very humorous way, to talk about their relationship to each other.”

The 2014 Academy Award nominee Omar, by Palestinian director Hany Abu-Assad, “has the intimacy of a starcrossed romance and the political and moral complexity of a [John] le Carré story,” wrote Jonathan Romney in the Guardian.

Almost Friends, made by Nitzan Ofir and Barak Heymann in 2013, tells the story of two sixth-grade girls, one Israeli and one Arab, who form an online relationship that is tested when their families meet in person. Open Bethlehem, filmed over a number of years by director Leila Sansour and released in 2014, gives an intimate view of the historic town.

In Write Down, I Am an Arab, director Ibtisam Mara’ana Menuhin tells the story of Palestinian Arab poet Mahmoud Darwish (1942-2008), in part through his love letters to his Jewish Israeli lover, Tamar Ben-Ami. Lastly, Wadjda by Haifaa Al-Mansour tells the story of an entrepreneurial young Saudi Arabian girl who enters a Koran recitation competition to win money for a bicycle. It’s the first featurelength film shot entirely in Saudi Arabia

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Directors Sansour and Sherman will attend receptions prior to their film screenings, and be on hand for questionand-answer sessions afterward, on Thursday and Saturday, respectively.

Yadin says she’s excited about the growth of the festival and its potential to highlight the often-overlooked multidimensionality of other cultures. “Nothing is black and white,” she says. “It’s much richer; there are shades of gray.” !

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pulls in about $30 billion a year, which, you’ll notice, isn’t quite going to make it. We can expect things to get worse. Not only has the tax not gone up; gas sales have been more or less stagnant since 2002. And the Department of Energy expects revenues to decline as much as 21 percent (from 2013 levels) by 2040. Most of that has to do with stricter fuel-economy standards, and not a whole lot with any widespread adoption of electric cars. Indeed, in 2014 Americans bought a mere 123,000 new electric vehicles, out of a total of 16.5 million new vehicles sold nationwide.

According to government projections, just 7 percent of the cars on the road in 2040 will be hybrid or electric-powered. So, to sum up: 1. Some means are needed for dramatically increasing the revenue going to U.S. roads, bridges, etc.

2. Electric vehicles, while depriving the trust fund of a little bit of cash, won’t make the situation appreciably worse than it already is.

Still, if we figure out a way to wean ourselves from the gas tax now, we’ll be better equipped for some eventual future that involves more widespread use

of electric cars and other nongas-burning vehicles. (Highspeed long-distance rail? Hey, a guy can dream...) Ideas floated in this regard include a federal tax on the purchase of new vehicles, an annual tax on vehicle registrations and a mileagebased tax. Of these, the mileage-based user fee, or MBUF, seems to have the greatest traction.

California is currently looking for 5,000 volunteer drivers for a pilot program to determine the feasibility of such a regime; Oregon has signed up more than 1,000 since last July. It makes sense on its face, but some logistical issues present themselves: How, for instance, to track the mileage?

One way would be an annual odometer inspection, but doing away with the relatively painless per-gallon tax add-on and replacing it with a yearly lump sum is going to be a tough sell for consumers. What about a device in the car that records mileage continuously — say, via GPS? This raises obvious, and understandable, concerns about privacy; it’s not like the government doesn’t have access to enough of your personal data already. A study undertaken by the Colorado Department of Transportation investigating the idea of an MBUF system

neatly encapsulates the challenges to its implementation: The authors concluded that Colorado would be best off as a “near follower,� rather than a “national leader,� in adopting MBUF. In other words, let somebody else figure out the details, and then we’ll think about it. That’s at the state level, of course.

Might such a system be adopted nationally, such as meets the funding needs of the country’s crumbling transportation infrastructure? Don’t be ridiculous.

Meanwhile, this time last year President Obama had just floated a plan to bolster the transportation fund with a 14 percent repatriation tax on offshore cash held by U.S. corporations — a perfectly fine proposal, and one with zero chance of becoming reality in the current political climate.

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ou’re right that relying on a federal gas tax to pay for highway upkeep is an unsustainable scenario, Steve, but you’re not exactly describing some distant carbon-free future. It ain’t working now, either. Consider: The nation’s roadways are supported by a tax on gas that goes into the Highway Trust Fund, established in 1956 to help build the interstate system. This arrangement derives from the quaint notion that the feds should be responsible for a few basic infrastructure-related commitments — say, drivable roads. But that proposition’s been in question at least since 1993, which was the last time Congress could agree to raise the gas tax (currently 18.4 cents per gallon for regular, 24.4 cents for diesel).

According to one estimate, adjusted for inflation the value of the tax fell 28 percent from 1997 to 2011. To put it mildly, we’re not keeping pace. A recent study by the American Society of Civil Engineers found that the U.S. will need to invest $2.7 trillion by 2020 to maintain roads, bridges and transit systems.

The federal levy (there are state and local taxes, too) currently

self-driving cars and ridesharing concepts such as Uber, individual vehicle ownership might swiftly be on its way out — and good riddance: The piece noted that in the U.S., the usage rate for cars is 5 percent, meaning that the other 95 percent of the time they just sit in the driveway. In the paradigmshifting scenario envisioned, travelers wouldn’t own their driverless cars; they’d pay by the mile. This still doesn’t solve how to pay for roads, of course.

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Back to the Old School “What neighborhood? I know the city pretty well.”

“Do you know the Gramercy Park section? It’s pricey, and that’s why I have three roommates.”

“Oh, I bet. Let me guess — are you paying five grand a month?”

“Try six,” she replied. “And it’s not even a high-end apartment!”

THIS BRIGHT-EYED YOUNG WOMAN WAS ONE OF THE FORTUNATE ONES, SECURE IN THE NEW GLOBAL ECONOMY. “You know what? For six thousand a month, you could probably rent an entire estate in Vermont. Complete with your own cows, if you wanted ’em.”

Despite the light flurries slowing down the traffic flow, I was enjoying this late-afternoon ride. It had taken a while, but this winter’s snow had finally arrived with the new year, and the whitecoated farm fields were a welcome sight.

There’s something soothing to me about the seasonal changes, one of the many ways Vermont keeps me grounded in an increasingly chaotic world.

“What are you doing for work down there?”

“I’m with an investment bank. It’s funny; the neighborhood where I’m

living is like a Middlebury College ghetto. There’s so many of us living there and working in the city.”

This bright-eyed young woman was one of the fortunate ones, secure in the new global economy. I didn’t begrudge her this life. Whatever family advantages she might possess, I had no doubt she’d worked hard to achieve her potential. Earning a degree from Middlebury College, for one thing, is no walk in the park. Still I wondered, would she leverage her blessed life to help those who had less in some meaningful way? Middlebury grads tend to have admirable track records in this regard, so I had high hopes for Emma.

“How about romance?” I asked. “Has the Big Apple been good to you?”

The flow of our discussion allowed for this personal question. As my job puts me in a position of trust with my customers, frequently young women, I’m sensitive to the possibility of coming off as a “creepy old guy.” It helps that I’m actually not a creepy old guy, but, beyond that, my social skills have grown through the years, and I think my intuition is dependable in the conversational moment.

“It’s funny you ask about that,” Emma replied. “Because I’ve been seeing a fellow Middlebury grad I recently ran into at a neighborhood gym. I read that, if you attend college, 50 percent of the time you marry someone from your school. I guess my window was closing, if that statistic is to be believed.”

“Gee, I have only the vaguest idea how people meet mates these days. A lot happens online, I guess.”

“Oh, that’s for sure. Almost everyone I know looks for partners online. This is

a huge change, and it’s only happened in my adult lifetime. Everybody is using Match.com or OkCupid. Increasingly, Tinder, actually.”

“Has anyone in your circle of friends gotten married yet?”

“Yes, just this past summer — the first one. It’s so weird, but I guess I better get used to it.”

“You think that’s weird?” I said with a laugh. “Wait’ll they start reproducing!”

“Well, my folks are ready to be grandparents, I’ll tell you that.”

As we began to ascend the winding hill that approaches Middlebury from the north, Emma visibly brightened. I could tell the town held fond memories of her college years.

“So, what will you and your friend do over the weekend?”

“We’ll probably just wander around. I know we both want to see the new field house and track. Oh, and we’ll definitely hit American Flatbread. We loved that place. I think there’s one in Burlington, too.”

“Well, stay out of mischief. Remember, you’re not a college student anymore.”

Emma laughed. “Tell me about it. I may look it, but I’m sure not.” !

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I considered the possibility that she was not, in fact, a Middlebury student but visiting a friend who was. Even then, I deduced, she would surely stay in her friend’s room and not at a hotel. Ever since I met her at the airport, she’d been actively texting, so I hadn’t had the opportunity to grill her. (Not that I actually grill my customers. Well, maybe a little.)

The thing is, when I can’t figure out a customer’s story, it’s like an itch I need to scratch. In the rearview mirror, I spied her momentarily looking up from her device, and I seized the chance.

“So, Emma,” I asked, all nonchalantly, “what brings you to Middlebury?”

“Oh, I’m meeting a college friend for a weekend getaway. She’s driving up from Boston. We both went to school here.”

“How long ago didja graduate?”

“My gosh, I guess it’s been five years.”

“Really? I bet you get this all the time, but you don’t look it.”

Emma chuckled softly. “Yeah, I’ve always looked way younger than my age, so I do hear that a lot. I used to, like, hate it as a child — especially when I was a teenager — but frankly, I’m getting to the age where I’m starting to appreciate it.”

“So, your plane was from New York.

Is that where you’re actually living?”

“Yes, right in Manhattan.”

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Having watched helplessly as a fright-wigged reality show host dragged their party’s “brand” through the muck, Republicans fretted that no one would ever again trust the steady hand of the white men who have guarded the homeland, nurtured the free market and championed the American family for lo these many decades. They weren’t thrilled about a holier-than-everybody fire-and-brimstone spewer at the top of the party’s ticket, either.

For a while, the idea that the weirdos are wrecking the GOP seemed right to me. That’s why I’ve been rooting for either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz to win the nomination. Both are despicable enough to drive away the majority of the electorate. And if they can take down the Republican Party in the process, more power to them.

But I’ve changed my mind. Whether Trump or Cruz or Rubio gets the final nod — and it appears the nod will go to one of them — the Republican Party should stop worrying.

This party has spent the past 35 years engineering the very conditions — from the collapse of the middle class to the conflagrations in the Middle East — that

have produced the anger and anxiety fueling the current revolt. But the more radical the rhetoric on the stump grows, the more respectable the rest of the GOP looks in comparison.

Casting Trump as the Great Destroyer of the GOP, George W. Bush speechwriter Michael Gerson wrote in the Washington Post that, should Trump become the party’s leader, he would abandon its “humane values” and “make [it] the party of racial and religious exclusion.”

Trump would do that? Has Gerson not noted that two of his party’s principal goals are to take away the health insurance of millions of people and to subject women to ever-greater humiliations in order to control their own bodies?

Has he noticed the color of almost every face at any Republican event — or the 80 percent of African Americans who lean Democratic? Is he unaware that half of 2012’s GOP primary voters were evangelical Christians?

A radically right-wing party is being recast as a rational, civic-minded player in American politics.

Look how the press describes Rubio.

Under the headline “Marco Rubio emerges as champion of battered Republican establishment,” Reuters contrasted Cruz and Trump’s “angry, scorched-earth, insurgent politics” with the “moderate candidates” — including Rubio — struggling to challenge them.

In the Chicago Tribune, columnist

Dana Milbank drew a similar line between the “angry populism” of Iowa’s Cruz and Trump supporters and the “mainstream, suburban conservatives” who caucused for Rubio.

But Marco Rubio is no moderate.

He opposes abortion even in cases of rape or incest. He supports torture, having told the audience at one campaign stop that he’d ship “those terrorists” to Guantánamo, “where we’re going to find out everything they know.”

His tax plan would give a massive break to the top 1 percent and cost the U.S. Department of the Treasury three times as much as the Bush tax cuts.

Factor in Rubio’s pledge to balloon military spending — and require a balanced budget, to boot — and the government will shrink to the size of something, in Grover Norquist’s phrase, that can drown in a bathtub.

Implement Rubio’s plan, according to New York magazine, and “Medicaid, veterans’ health insurance, transportation, border security, and education, not to mention the entire federal antipoverty budget other than Medicare and Social Security, would have to go.”

“Among Republican presidential nominees since 1960 … only the extraordinarily conservative Barry Goldwater … rates as being more conservative than Mr. Rubio,” the New York Times statistical blog FiveThirtyEight concluded in 2013, when it rated the conservatism of past and present Republican

A RADICALLY RIGHT-WING PARTY IS BEING RECAST AS A RATIONAL, CIVIC-MINDED PLAYER IN AMERICAN POLITICS. caucus (a position he probably wanted all along), Ryan’s image has been undergoing a major makeover. He’s apologized for dividing the American people between “makers” and “takers”; now he’s all about ending poverty. His condition for taking the speaker’s job was that his “family time” be inviolate. He’s grown a beard, lending a wire-haired raffishness to his sensitive-dachshund face.

And, though he won’t explicitly bad-mouth the front-runners, Ryan has come out against “anger” and for “ideas.”

Thinking rather than barreling forward on feelings alone apparently makes the speaker a statesman. But when did this automaton of trickle-down economics ever have feelings?

The speaker’s website doesn’t elaborate on what those ideas are, besides “bold” and “pro-growth.” Why would these bold pro-growth ideas be any different from the bold pro-growth ideas that shaped the infamous Ryan Budget of 2011 and all his budgets since — privatizing Medicare, eviscerating welfare, shoveling money to the rich?

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The Drudge Report now refers to “ObamaRyan.” Among other sins, the speaker agreed not to stick it to either the Syrians or Planned Parenthood. But even as he negotiated spending levels his detractors call ruinous — and vow to oppose — he paired them with extended tax cuts that will further enrich the rich and beggar the government. Ryan is trying to placate his restive troops with promises of entitlement cuts to come.

Still, the press has been gentle on him, and he is exuding calm and confidence.

He told the Blaze that he found charges of his treason to the cause “entertaining.”

That anyone considers him establishment, Ryan said, shows “conservatives have basically taken over.”

The same can be said of Rubio. As Daily Beast columnist Jon Favreau tweeted the morning after the Iowa caucuses: “Only took about five years for a Tea Party candidate (yes, Marco Rubio was a Tea Partier) to become the ‘Establishment’ choice. Neat.”

Despite talk of “polarization,” the drift in mainstream politics has all been rightward — among both Republicans and Democrats. Bernie Sanders can’t pull it to the other pole, and Hillary Clinton won’t pull it much at all. But this does not mean that a vote for Hillary,

should she win the nomination, would make no difference. The ship of state is listing so far to starboard that, without ballast even from the center, it will founder and sink. You know who will motor off in the lifeboats and who will be left to drown.

Imagine America governed exclusively by Republicans — the full spectrum, from New York State Rep. Peter King on the left to Ted Cruz on the right.

We’ll have the infrastructure of Flint, Mich., and the financial system of Bear Stearns. Our planes will be carpetbombing any country that looks at us crooked. The national parks will belong to the Bundys. Polling places in certain districts will be shuttered.

Women of reproductive age will be subject to random intravaginal sonograms. Sharia law will be banned, but proof of baptism by an authorized evangelical Christian church will be required to get a driver’s license.

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presidential candidates and Congress members. Rubio’s rating is 51, compared with Goldwater’s 67, the highest on the scale.

Actually, Cruz rates even higher: 53.

He’s also one of only two senators whose record earns a perfect lifetime score of 100 from the American Conservative Union. But Rubio isn’t far behind, at 98.

Rubio might not be moderate. But among his colleagues, he is mainstream.

By FiveThirtyEight’s reckoning, the Congressional Republicans averaged 48 in conservatism. The ACU reveals a similarly skewed GOP. In 2015, twothirds of the Senate’s 54 Republicans received an ACU score of 80 or higher.

Viewed historically, the party has fallen off the right side of the Earth. In 1935, Social Security passed with the support of 81 Republican representatives and 16 senators. Not one Republican in either chamber voted for Obamacare.

So who is this moderate Republican establishment we keep hearing about?

Bill Buckley Jr., Bill Kristol, George Will?

These are talking heads, not lawmakers.

On Capitol Hill, as Vermont’s Willem Lange wrote last week in the Valley News, the “exemplar of the canon” of conservative “virtues” is Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. Yes, Paul Ryan — the deficit hawk who, only a few years ago, was the exemplar of coldhearted conservative vices.

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with cartoon designer Will Payne on an online sex-education product for teenage boys. That’s all she’ll reveal about the project at this time.

She does note, however, that she needs to sell her current inventory of O’Sox to finance her projects promoting social change. To date, sales have been slow on her website, and fewer than three dozen pairs have sold through PajamaGram, a subsidiary of Vermont Teddy Bear in Shelburne. (O’Sox are currently offered as an “add-on” when customers make other purchases.)

“I think the concept is compelling and certainly appropriate for Valentine’s Day,” says PajamaGram brand director Stacey Buonanno via email. “So far, most of our customers think it’s a playful gift.”

Grayson is still in the marketvalidation phase with O’Sox, “so we’ll see if they sell,” she says. “If it flies, it’s a business. If it doesn’t, I’ll move on. I’m just trying to use the capitalist system to effect social change.” !

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That focus on female needs is what Cara Joy Brand appreciates about O’Sox. Brand teaches orgasmic meditation, a practice that focuses on the female orgasm, through an organization called OneTaste Burlington. “I’m a huge fan of Andrea,” she says, “and I love that she’s bringing up the conversation of what women want, and women’s desires. It’s a really important conversation that will benefit both men and women.”

Beyond improving the sex lives of her customers, Grayson hopes the socks will allow her to promote what she calls “real” sexual education. While sales

of her new product haven’t generated much profit yet, she hopes to use a portion of eventual proceeds to create sex-education programming that targets teenage boys and college-age women.

“For girls, [it will be] about empowering your voice and self-confidence; it’s not so much about sex,” Grayson explains. “But I want to develop early-stage, entertaining sexual education for boys. Because the guys, specifically, need sex instruction.”

According to a 2011-2013 Centers for Disease Control and Prevention survey, most boys start having sex before they’re 20. So teaching them how to do it right isn’t a bad idea.

“In middle and high school, we teach about ovaries and testes and how babies are made,” Grayson says. “And then there’s pornography. So there’s a huge gap in knowledge.

“It makes sense that we look at how men learn about sex and relations with women, because whatever we’re doing isn’t working very well,” she continues.

“And while we can’t regulate the misogynistic behavior that is rampantly portrayed in the media, we can and must start infusing it with positive role models.

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heel and ball of the foot, and have an “evocative ruffle edge ... suggestive of a woman’s anatomy” (i.e., labia), according to the online copy.

Grayson isn’t just in the sock biz for the sex, as it were. O’Sox falls under the umbrella of her company Effort & Grace, which she established with the goal of “developing products and services that inspire positive social and behavioral change,” according to its online description. With a master’s in media ecology from New York University and a background in television production, Grayson has produced change-focused campaigns for many local institutions and taught communications courses at Saint Michael’s College and the University of Vermont.

At first glance, socks don’t seem like a tool for changing the way we think about sex. But Grayson hopes that the humble accessories will inspire an “intimacy revolution” by encouraging partners to check in with each other more often.

What “checking in” means can vary, but Grayson’s marketing materials promote the question “What can I do for you?” And she makes it clear that the objective is women’s pleasure. “It sort of brings you and your partner together in the moment,” she says of the slogan. “In a way, it’s sort of a sexual reeducation.”

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ndrea Grayson wants to start an intimacy revolution — with socks. Last month, the Burlington-based educator and founder of marketing and video production company the Grayson Group launched her newest endeavor: O’Sox. The specially designed socks “offer a light-hearted, non-threatening way to increase the intimacy in your sensual encounters,” according to the product website.

Why socks? Because, again according to O’Sox, research shows that women are 40 percent more likely to achieve an orgasm if their feet aren’t cold. Seriously.

That research is real, though the company’s claim is slightly exaggerated.

While studying the impact of orgasm on male and female brains, a team at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands, led by neuroscientist Gert Holstege, discovered that blood flow to the pituitary gland increased when women reached orgasm. This did not apply to the male subjects.

When online media outlets learned of the study, they latched on to the researchers’ side discovery: When the women wore socks, they were more likely to climax.

It makes sense. Reaching orgasm would be hard enough while being manually stimulated in a cold lab with your head strapped to a table under a scanner, as the study’s subjects were. Freezing feet would be a major distraction. So it’s no surprise that when the scientists gave their tingly-toed subjects warm socks, the women were more likely to relax and, well, enjoy themselves.

While socks may have helped in the chilly lab, there’s no saying how effective they would be in an uncontrolled setting — or a warmer room. Nonetheless, the study inspired Grayson. When she came across the research last year, she says, her first thought was “Oh! Somebody should start a sock company.” Being the daughter of “serial entrepreneurs,” as she puts it, her second thought was “That could be me.”

For her first round of production, Grayson has limited her inventory to two colors: red and purple. The socks are fitted, with extra plush around the

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stranger walks toward me in the dimly lit club. Insistent bass pulses from the speakers, the lyrics in a foreign language. Without a word, he places one hand on the small of my back and takes my right hand in his. I smell his cologne and, beneath it, the faint aroma of sweat.

My chest is pressed against his, his leg between mine. Slowly, we begin to sway. Following the signals from his body, I gyrate my hips in a figure eight pattern — tarraxinha infinita. Then the beat drops, and we begin gliding across the dance floor: back, two, three, tap; forward, two, three, tap.

I breathe, trying to empty my mind of everything but sensation. I’m a feather, and every cue from his body is a breeze.

“Switch,” a voice calls out. I snap back into myself and step away from my erstwhile partner, giving him a double high five and a “booty bump” as I recede.

“Let’s get some separation here,” says the same voice. It belongs to instructor Jon Bacon Jr., clad in a dark red dress shirt and black pants. Slender, he sports a fade and the beginnings of a goatee. He waves his arms, indicating that leaders should step to one side of the floor, followers to the other.

Beside Bacon stands Sarah Snow, platinum blond and lithe, clad in leopard-print leggings and a black tee. They come together and demonstrate how to add finer points to the move we were just doing — a little adjustment of the hands for the leaders, a sexy body roll for the followers.

Bacon and Snow are instructors at Dsantos VT, an Afro-Latin dance company owned by Tyler Crandall, who also teaches. In addition to holding weekly salsa classes in Burlington and Montpelier, and one-off special events, the Dsantos team shows up at Burlington’s Zen Lounge each Wednesday to educate people about kizomba. The sensual dance from Angola, with lyrics sung in Portuguese or Creole, emphasizes close contact, lower body movement, and a sort of gliding walk that makes the whole thing look effortless.

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variety of styles, and now travels worldwide to teach and compete. Crandall, Snow and Bacon, accomplished performers in their own right, learn moves and tricks north of the border. Each week, around 25 dancers — one coming from as far as Poultney — show up at Zen Lounge seeking a taste of their acquired expertise.

What motivates people to drive so far for a dance class? For Elizabeth Podhaizer (my sister, who got me into dancing in the first place), it’s the breadth of the experience kizomba offers. “It can be very sensual and funny and fun all at the same time,” she explains. “And the lessons are accommodating to the social

dancer who is there to make new friends and do something different, as well as those looking to excel in the dance.”

At Dsantos, rather than opting for a finicky focus on tilting one’s chin just so, the instructors frequently admonish us simply to show our dancing partners what a wonderful time we’re having, and to recover from our inevitable mistakes with aplomb. That can be a relief. “It’s a great place for shy people,” Snow says, “because the only words you have to say are ‘Would you like to dance?’”

At my first class, in early November 2015, I certainly felt a bit shy, given that it can be tricky to move sinuously in time to music while straddling someone else’s

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thigh. But I was immediately entranced by the dance form. Because of the proximity to one’s partner, and the fact that one leads primarily with the chest and the body, rather than with the arms, kizomba is vastly different from other dances I’ve learned.

Other factors have contributed just as much to my dedicated kizomba attendance, chief among them the shocking (for Vermont) diversity of the participants. In the 33 years I’ve lived in this state, I’ve never encountered people from so many different cultural backgrounds in one place, except perhaps at the annual drag ball. My fellow dancers at Zen Lounge have roots in China, Japan, Korea, the Dominican Republic, Peru and many other countries. They are straight and queer, cisgender and transgender. They work as mechanics, scientists, blacksmiths, computer programmers, chefs and massage therapists. Most are people with whom I would never have connected via my social circles. And most are people I’m delighted to know now.

“It’s a terrific group,” agrees architect Brian Leet, who has danced kizomba on and off for more than a year. “They’re so open to new people who show up. I’ve been surprised at how much I’ve enjoyed becoming part of a dance community.”

In more traditional dance communities, it’s assumed that men are the leaders and women the followers.

At Dsantos, people are expected to do whatever feels natural to them, and that can change from one class to the next. Says Crandall, “It’s not [only] a question of how you identify. People get confused, believing that all the time, dancing is a sexual experience. We are all friends, and we want to have fun and practice our craft … we’re all trying to get better at what we do. [As a leader,] learning to follow is very important, so I can understand what’s happening on the other side.”

Partner switching is also the norm: Every leader aims to dance with every follower, during class and at social dances. In that way, the class is a bit like speed dating: You notice more or less chemistry, cordial or otherwise, and then you move on.

And that is part of the charm. “As soon as I danced kizomba, I fell in love,” Snow recalls. “It creates a connection you

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There’s no other activity in our society where you can get that close to a stranger and it’s appropriate. It feels nice.”

In our touch-averse culture, there’s something enticing and almost daring about sharing space. Yet the dance comes with a tacit contract that keeps those intimate situations from feeling perilous: no groping; focus on having a good time; it will all be over in four minutes. At Dsantos, the emphasis is on creating a safe and supportive environment. “You can be as sexy SARAH as you want, or as not sexy as you want,” says Snow.

“Afterwards you can say, ‘OK, thank you so much,’ or you can say, ‘Do you want to hang out later?’”

When two dance partners feel drawn to each other on the floor, does the feeling ever blossom into romance?

Sometimes. Since I started attending classes, I’ve noticed pursuits, romantic flare-ups and breakups among fellow dancers. Most of these relationships are as short term as the songs. Yet, while a dance lasts, says Bacon, “You’re connected, and you’re speaking the same language.”

The results of that closeness are sometimes surprising. My sister, a scientist, guesses that kizomba raises levels of endorphins, endocannabinoids and oxytocin. In her own experience, she says, “I do notice a stronger high than after a run. Maybe it’s the added component of physical contact with another person; maybe it’s the pleasure of a dance without the pain of pounding the pavement.”

When she gets home from class, Elizabeth notes, she often can’t sleep.

The same happens to me, and so has something else.

I’ve realized that my focus on the attraction of the mind is impoverished. For lovers and friends, I’ve always sought out people who can construct brilliant philosophical arguments and are exceedingly well read. At bars, unwilling to engage with pushy strangers, I subtly made myself unapproachable.

Until now, I’ve never fully understood the power of being silently attentive and vulnerable in the presence of SN OW a stranger, of getting to know someone’s body before I know their mind. But we are, after all, animals, and our bodies’ interactions are at least as important to us as witty wordplay.

Simply put, dancing kizomba has changed my definition of attraction.

It’s now broader and more inclusive, a force that relates to how somebody holds me in their arms, how they move with me around the dance floor, and how I experience the mysterious power of pheromones. Will I find love on the dance floor? That remains to be seen.

But this I know: When I meet someone who piques my interest, I will ask them to dance. !

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eddings used to be fun. All through my twenties, I tore open invitations, visions of open bars and romantic locales dancing in my head. Sweet, I’d think, I guess we’re going to Scotland this summer!

Then, almost two years ago, I had a baby. Since then, every time my husband and I receive an envelope blinged out with gold calligraphy, I have to take a deep breath.

I’m happy for the couple, but also suddenly ... stressed.

Instead of thinking, Ooh, what am I going to wear? I’m thinking, Can we bring Joni? If not, who’s going to watch her? Can we afford plane tickets, a gift and a babysitter?

Why does the thought of leaving her in a hotel room with a strange babysitter still make me feel so unhinged?

Assuming kids are invited to the wedding is a relatively new phenomenon, according to Lizzie Post of the Burlington-based Emily Post Institute. Back in the day, she says, “You would only see kids at a wedding if they were in the wedding. Now, everything is a DIY, out-in-the-backyard, invite-the-whole-neighborhood kind of thing.”

It’s very easy to offend parents, Post adds, by informing them you don’t want their precious children at your big celebration.

Professional wedding planner Meg Schultz says one of the first questions she asks her clients is “Do you want kids at the wedding?”

“Sometimes it’s a logistical decision, and sometimes it’s more of an emotional one,” says Schultz, who has been planning nuptials through her Moretown-based business, Meg’s Events, for a decade. Plenty of couples want a family vibe. But some people just don’t like kids.

Or they want to go formal. Others may want to include a niece or nephew in the ceremony, but they don’t want guests bringing additional children. Some wedding venues simply don’t allow children.

“Having kids at the wedding completely changes the dynamic,” says Schultz. “But it is tricky, because a lot of groups of friends get married and have kids around the same time. If you’re the last couple to get married, and all your friends have really young kids, then it becomes a touchy subject.”

Not that all parents want to drag their kid along to a party. When it’s an all-adult affair, says Schultz, many guests “do really like the element of not having to look over their shoulder every 20 seconds to make sure their kids aren’t running into the road or pulling things off the tables.”

I can relate. My college friend Carolyn got married last June at an enchanting lodge tucked into the woods along Maine’s Sebago Lake. She and her fiancé, Paul, didn’t want a lot of children at the wedding.

“The most recent wedding we had attended as we were planning our own had crying toddlers,” Carolyn tells me. “We didn’t hear a word of the ceremony and were very disappointed to feel like we missed it.”

Still, Carolyn and Paul wanted to avoid instituting a strict no-kids rule. Instead, they made a tactful suggestion in an email sent directly to all their parental guests: “We thought a lot of folks would appreciate getting an adult weekend, so we’re encouraging everybody to plan for a couples getaway. That said, we totally understand if that’s not an option for you, in which case feel free to bring the kiddos. Just let us know what you’d like to do. We haven’t budgeted for babysitters, but there are a few different options we can help you figure out depending on how many kids we have coming.”

The couple ended up with just three infants at the wedding, all of whom were perfect angels at the outdoor ceremony. I recall only momentary crying, which seemed to get carried off on the wind.

My husband, Daniel, and I took Carolyn’s suggestion to heart and left our daughter, then 14 months old, with my parents for the weekend. It was the best 36 hours we’d had in a long time.

Still, child-free weddings can be tough on new parents. Daniel and I were invited to my friend’s black-tie wedding at the Bowery Hotel in New York City when Joni was just six months old. After some handwringing, we left her for the night with my nephew’s babysitter. (His parents, my brother and sister-in-law, were invited to the wedding, too.)

It was a joy to watch one of my oldest friends marry the man she loves. Still, I spent much of the wedding worrying about how the babysitter would manage to

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get both babies to sleep. The rest of the venues work with a roster of childcare time I was pumping breast milk in the providers. coatroom.

The couple getting married isn’t “Brides and grooms can choose a obligated to provide childcare, or even wedding to be however they want it to information on babysitters, Post and be,” says Post. “Guests with kids can Schultz agree. But that extra consideralways look at the invite and decide they ate step does a lot to ease your guests’ can’t come, decline, send a gift — boom, nerves. done.”

“What I’ve found to be less stressful So what’s the best way to approach is hiring an on-site babysitter, or group kid-free wedding planning without of babysitters, where the parents can further stressing the parents of small come in and check on the kids,” says children in your life?

Schultz. “We order a pizza. We might Schultz says it’s important to let your have a kids’ menu from the caterers.” guests know as soon as posSome couples choose to sible. Your child-free policy cover this cost; others work doesn’t need to clutter up out the logistics and then ask your save-the-date card, but guests to chip in. it should be easy to find on “The downside is that, your wedding website. on-site, the kids can be a Never put the words distraction wherever you put “adults only” or “no chilthem,” says Schultz. “The dren” on your invitation, upside: It’s easier to organize urges Post. “That invitation for everybody. Plus, these has one purpose only, which kids might already know is to let you know, ‘I’m going each other, so it becomes through something really their own kind of party.” big in my life and I want you What if the couple wants there for it.’” to include one or two chilAccording to Post, the dren in their ceremony but politest way to ensure you’re doesn’t want guests bringing only inviting adults to your the whole family? wedding is also the simplest: In this scenario, Schultz Don’t include the names of recommends hiring babysitthe children, or the phrase ters to come and pick up the “and family,” on your wedflower girls and ring bearers ding invitations. “The No. 1 after the newlyweds have indication that the children finished their vows. “People are not invited is that the can get offended when those envelope has just two names, kids stay longer than the cerMEG SCHU LTZ and they’re both over the age emony,” she observes. of 14.”

Schultz recalls working a Still, Post acknowledges that this wedding where only kids from one side gentle approach is lost on occasional of the family were invited to take part in guests. “We live in a world that does the ceremony. After it was over, those not always pick up on subtleties,” kids lingered well into the cocktail hour. she says.

“I had all these mothers [from the other Accordingly, all the nitty-gritty side of the family, whose kids were at should appear on an enclosure (that bit home] getting really pissed off at me,” of paper tucked in with the invite) or on she says. a wedding website. But be careful how My cousin Lizzy is getting married you present your no-kids policy. “It’s in September in Vail, Colo. She and her really, really hard to find the language fiancé opted for a child-free wedding — that politely tells a parent that their or at least ceremony and dinner, “which child’s not welcome,” Post says. we’re paying $160 a person for,” she Schultz advises her clients to say points out. “It’s an adult event.” something like “‘We love you, we love I’m stressing a little about the air travel your families, but we prefer this to be a with a toddler, the extra adult-priced child-free wedding.’ People sometimes plane ticket, the strange babysitter in a try to get cutesy, beating around the strange place. But I love my cousin and bush or trying to come up with some- couldn’t be happier for her. And I know thing that rhymes,” she continues. “Just I’ll have a blast once we get there. be clear.”

In the meantime, it helps to rememThen, advises Schultz, offer an “olive ber what all the fuss is about. “The branch.” Let out-of-town guests know honor of being asked to be there when that you can connect them with local two people commit their lives together,” babysitters. Many resorts and other says Post, “is massive.” !

Trapping is not conservation.

Journeys of the Heart F Three relationships that germinated on foreign soil and grew roots in Vermont or our annual Love & Marriage Issue, we decided to look for unusual love stories. That is, we wanted to find couples whose meetings or relationships were a little out of the ordinary, for whatever reason. And we thought it would be easy. It wasn’t.

Turns out, most of the people we already knew had hooked up at a bar or party or found each other online — the kinds of meetings so prevalent in modern romance.

Others we queried simply wanted their private lives to remain so.

But then an unexpected theme emerged — let’s call it international relations. In each of the three couples who agreed to share their stories here, at least one partner is from another continent. All of them ended up in the Green Mountain State, which just shows that true love can go the distance.

Kaitlyn and Fabio Nascimento

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Kaitlyn and Fabio “Fua” Nascimento now live happily as a married couple in a riverside apartment in Montpelier. But their love story began in 2009 on a faraway dance floor in Brazil. Fate and appreciation for capoeira — the acrobatic Brazilian art form that combines dance and elements of martial arts — brought the two together against the odds of geography, language and culture.

The Nascimentos shared their story one evening last week, sitting on a couch in their tidy living room. A gas stove warmed the space as the rushing of the nearby Winooski River provided a soothing soundtrack.

When Kaitlyn O’Donnell and Fua Nascimento met, she was a translator taking a capoeira class in São Paulo, Brazil, a city of 11 million. It’s on the other side of the Western Hemisphere from where she grew up: West Brookfield, Vt., population 1,292.

He was a young capoeira teacher, performer and occasional model who had grown up in the São Paulo ghetto and happened to come to the class at a friend’s studio. There Fua immediately noticed Kaitlyn’s smile, blond hair and — this being Brazil, where appreciation for a certain body part runs deep — her “nice butt,” he recalled.

For her part, Kaitlyn observed Fua’s friendly manner and well-chiseled physique: “I remember being behind him and

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She was 24. He was 28.

After that class, Fua accompanied Kaitlyn to the subway and boarded her train, even though it was going in the wrong direction for him. They walked along the Avenida Paulista, flirting and talking. And then they kissed. Within months, they had decided to move to Vermont, where they soon married.

Their different backgrounds have pushed the partners to be flexible, and their willingness to try new things has made them stronger both individually and as a couple, they said. Fua summed up his relationship advice: “Get to know yourself, try new things, learn new skills, get out of your comfort zone.”

“Not that we have it all figured out,” Kaitlyn added with a smile.

Now 31 and 35, Kaitlyn and Fua are expecting their first child in June. The parents-to-be are already pondering the question that faces all dual-language couples: Should they speak Dad’s native tongue (Portuguese) or Mom’s (English) with the child?

They’ve decided they will be pai and

mae — Portuguese for father and mother — and will speak Portuguese at home. They figure it’s the best way to help the child grow up bilingual — something they both care about.

Kaitlyn, the daughter of a professor and a high school teacher, carries on the family trade. She studied dance and romance languages at Wesleyan University, graduated in 2007, and now teaches Spanish at Cabot School. She learned Portuguese in Brazil and spoke it most of the time at the start of her relationship with Fua. Now he speaks English, and they flip back and forth. They have favorite words in each language — such as “cuddle” — that they use regardless.

Fua, who earned his bachelor’s in arts and education at Goddard College last year, teaches capoeira in schools and local studios, as well as at the University of Vermont and other colleges. His classes incorporate the music, language and culture of Brazil along with the athleticism and choreography of capoeira, whose origins can be traced to African slaves in Brazil in the 1600s.

Fua started capoeira dancing at age 8 and was a teacher by 17. He also worked from age 12 at his father’s small

screw-manufacturing company. But it was capoeira that pulled Fua out of his poor neighborhood, giving him opportunities to teach upper-income families and perform on cruise ships. His international shows included a dinner-theater stint in Munich, Germany. “Capoeira took me a lot of places,” Fua said.

Now, teaching the dance form in Vermont is satisfying, he noted: “For me, it is like a tool to free you from cultural barriers.”

Kaitlyn also teaches dance part time.

For both of them, movement is a powerful form of self-expression. They choreographed a dance and performed it at their wedding party for 150 friends and family members — including a big contingent from Brazil.

“It’s just something we share, and so it made sense that it would be part of the ceremony,” Kaitlyn said.

Relating their love story in movement was completely natural, Fua added. “That’s how I see people in everyday life,” he said.

“How they move is who they are.”

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When Slavojka Avdibegovic heard her father’s voice over the phone in January 1992, she trembled. “Ask your husband if he wants to come with you,” she remembered him saying. It had been three years since Slavojka went against her father’s wishes and married Kenan Avdibegovic, a Muslim Bosniak, after a seven-month courtship.

No one from her Orthodox Serbian family had attended their wedding, and Slavojka hadn’t been allowed back into her family home in Doboj, Bosnia (now Bosnia and Herzegovina). She wasn’t sure if Kenan would be willing to visit her parents after having been snubbed for years.

But to her relief, he agreed.

In the northern border town of Šamac, where Kenan and Slavojka had met while working at a hotel, mixed marriages were not uncommon. “It was an open-minded town,” Slavojka said. Indeed, according to the 1991 census, nearly 19 percent of new marriages in Bosnia were interethnic.

Even as Slavojka’s father came to accept their relationship, ethnic divisions were worsening across the Balkans in the

months leading up to the Bosnian War. It was courageous of Kenan to travel to the predominantly Serbian town of Doboj, Slavojka noted.

Across the Sava River from the couple’s home in Šamac, the war in Croatia had been raging for a year. Slavojka remembered hearing gunshots and whizzing bullets. “You can see dark clouds above your head. But you still don’t want to believe it.

It’s Bosnia. We’re very multicultural, very diverse,” she remembered thinking.

Then, in April 1992, Serbian soldiers marched through the streets of Šamac and rounded up Catholic Croats. Kenan, like most male Muslim Bosniaks, was forced to dig trenches for the army. He would be gone for days and return home exhausted and traumatized, said Slavojka.

In December of that year, two grenades hit the Avdibegovics’ apartment. A neighbor’s son was killed, and Kenan was sent to a hospital in Belgrade, Serbia, with serious injuries. The couple lost all their property.

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that her husband would be a paraplegic for the rest of his life.

After Kenan was discharged, he was sent to a rehabilitation center in central Serbia, where Serbian soldiers were also recuperating. From across his room, Kenan watched one of the soldiers taunt him by drawing a finger across his throat. Slavojka kept a vigil at her husband’s bedside.

Kenan spent a few days at the center before the couple and their son moved to a nearby refugee camp. If life in Bosnia during the war was hard, life at the camp was even harder. “You never know when they’re going to com e to your door and shoot you because you’re the only one who’s different than everybody else,” said Slavojka.

She was viewed as a traitor for marrying a Muslim. When they were out together, the couple would hear people whisper, “Muslim, Muslim, Muslim” behind their backs. Her family pressured her to leave Kenan, but Slavojka refused to abandon her husband.

“We needed each other. I see beauty in him. I never see Kenan in a wheelchair.

He’s my husband who’s walking with me,” she said.

The Bosnian War raged on and would result in some 100,000 deaths — the majority of the victims Bosniak.

Kenan, Slavojka and their son endured the perils of the refugee camp for four years before they were finally resettled in St. Louis, Mo., in September 1996. In July of the following year, they made their way to Vermont, where Kenan’s sister and her family had settled.

Today Slavojka, 48, is a lab supervisor in the custodial services department at the University of Vermont. Kenan, 64, wakes up at 3:30 in the morning to make coffee so the couple can drink it together — Slavojka starts work at 5 a.m. When she returns home in the afternoon, Kenan repeats the ritual.

“Not many husbands will do that. Not many wives will do that. It’s a ceremony for us to have coffee,” Slavojka said.

These days, the two enjoy cooking, going to antique shows and walking their dog. Their son is pursuing a degree in computer science at UVM. “This is good life,” Slavojka said. “Why need more?”

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AFRICAN UNION In 1999, when Angela Smith learned that her Peace Corps assignment was in Mauritania, she had to check the country’s location in an atlas. Just a few years later, the Catholic-raised Adirondack native married a Mauritanian man in an Islamic

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wedding ceremony that neither of them attended.

In many respects, theirs was a typical Peace Corps romance. Angela met her husband-to-be, Ali Dieng, in the small Mauritanian town of Rosso. He’d returned from neighboring Senegal, where some of his family lives, to finish his high school education. She was working as an education volunteer, as Mauritania had recently instituted English in its public schools but lacked English teachers.

One day, Ali approached Angela for help in developing a high school English program. He was fluent in French and four native languages and agreed to teach her the local dialects, which were essential for daily life in the town. As Angela recalled in a conversation last week, “It began as a mutually beneficial relationship.”

The two soon struck up a friendship and began having conversations about religion and philosophy. Mauritania is an Islamic republic, and many locals tried to convert Angela to Islam. Ali was not among them.

“Ali was really good about not pressuring me but just being open to my questions,” Angela remembered.

“We’d been friends for a long time,” Ali

said with a thick Mauritanian accent. “I remember us going together to my girlfriend’s house.”

“I don’t remember that,” Angela put in with a laugh.

“She used to read the poems I was writing for my girlfriend,” Ali said.

“Until he started writing poetry for me,” she clarified, smiling.

Angela and Ali dated from the spring of 2001 until her Peace Corps assignment ended later that year. Both in their early twenties, they agreed it was too soon to get married or even commit to a long-distance relationship. Still, they stayed in touch as best they could.

Angela returned to the United States, where she studied international development at the School for International Training in Brattleboro. Although she’d initially planned to go abroad again, she took a job combating inner-city homelessness in New Jersey. While there, Angela said, she began studying Sufism, Islam’s mystical tradition. She then converted to Islam.

In 2005, Angela returned to Mauritania to be with Ali, and the two decided to marry. But his uncle, the family patriarch,

adamantly opposed the match — mostly, Ali said, because he hadn’t followed the tradition of formally asking the uncle’s permission.

“We had to talk to all the people, close friends and family members,” Ali recalled.

Friends and family held multiple conversations over weeks, he noted, debating whether to let the marriage proceed.

Ali’s uncle finally relented but refused to perform the ceremony, which was held in the family mosque on October 5, 2005.

Neither Ali nor Angela was present — an absence that is customary. They waited at the Dieng family’s house to be notified when they were wed.

How did Angela’s family back in Chateaugay Lake, N.Y., take the news? She chuckled before answering.

“I didn’t give them any warning that this was going to happen,” she admitted.

“Mostly, I didn’t want to be swayed by anyone’s fears or opinions. I wanted to go back [to Mauritania] and make this decision myself without worrying what other people were thinking.”

Ultimately, her family was OK with the union.

“They were just concerned I would choose to not come home, and we’re a pretty close family,” Angela said. “But us being from different cultures, races and religions didn’t bother them at all.”

Because Angela was in Mauritania on a tourist visa, she had to return to the U.S. without her husband. It took Ali more than a year to join her in Washington, D.C., where she was working for an immigration advocacy nonprofit. The couple later held a second, Sufi-style wedding ceremony for her family and friends on a beach in Chateaugay Lake. About a year later, they relocated to Burlington to be closer to Angela’s family, as her father’s health was declining. Angela is now executive director of the Vermont Association of Area Agencies on Aging.

Ali acknowledged the difficulties of his transition to life in Vermont. The first year, he felt isolated without friends or family nearby. After the couple’s first daughter, Apsa, was born in 2008, he became the primary caregiver — not a typical role for men in Mauritania. By 2009, however, things were improving. Ali got work through AmeriCorps, made friends and formed an African drumming group. Then he landed a job doing community outreach for the Burlington School District.

“And I was like, ‘Wow! Summer here is beautiful!’” he said.

Today, Angela and Ali, along with their daughters, Apsa and Aisha, live in Burlington’s New North End. Asked about the abundance of “A” names in the family, Angela insisted, “That wasn’t intentional.”

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Dream Weavers Planning a fairy-tale big day the Vermont way B Y S A RAH T UFF D UNN

as maple syrup or Red Kite Candy, which is based in Thetford. [See related story, page 44.] They want the ambiance, the rustic [feel], the elegance and grace, and they want the character and charm all at the same time.

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SD: Well, not always picture-perfect. What are some of the most surprising requests you’ve had?

JW: We get requests for helicopters or ski-in ceremonies. Every wedding, we have to think outside the box and push each other — no wedding is easy. As a planner, I have the fifth-toughest job in the world. It ranks up there with police officers and firefighters and

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SD: Why do people love to get married in Vermont?

JW: It’s our picture-perfect New England towns with all their country charms — how can you not love it?

SD: How so?

JW: It’s my first all-vegan, ever. I’ve had partial vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free. The couple is vegan, and none of their guests is, so they are asking us to challenge their guests: “We want you to see how it can taste as good as steak and potatoes or chicken.” Chef Kyle [Wescott] at the Essex is the bomb at this, so they are going to be so wowed. The menu is really fun: tofu scallops over wild rice, tofu Parmesan over basilpesto pasta with heirloom tomato sauce, mushroom risotto, vegan samosas, potato latkes, vegan chocolate wedding cake. Vegan cupcakes from My Little Cupcake, and the new vegan Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.

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SD: What’s the most popular season now to get married here, and why?

JW: Right now, the season to beat is September. It’s the first month to book up for many of us, and I think it’s because it’s known as the prettiest in our state. Fall foliage is in, the weather is nice and there’s a number of things to do. Two years ago, I would have said June.

the military, just because of the stress we are under.

It’s not just getting a specific linen — it’s getting that linen sorted and to me in time, for example. We have to sit back and say, “How do we make this? How do we get this? How do we do this?” It’s a great process, because it makes us stronger and better. I have a couple that is doing a 275-person all-vegan wedding at the Essex [Resort & Spa] that blows me away.

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JACKIE WATSON: For a destination wedding, they want to show their guests why they chose Vermont.

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he love-is-blind thing worked out well for Jackie Watson. Seventeen years ago, the Hyde Park resident went on a blind date with a fellow employee at Smugglers’ Notch, and the two were smitten.

First came love, then marriage. In fact, marriage has come again and again and again. As president of the Vermont Association of Wedding Professionals and a wedding planner with Enchanted Events, Watson has overseen hundreds of weddings since her own at the Barn at Boyden Farm in 2009.

It takes a village of caterers, photographers, florists, bands, butchers, bakers and favor makers to raise the roof, as it were, for nuptials in Vermont. Some 5,200 betrothed couples per year generate nearly $20 million in annual revenue for the state — and that doesn’t include sales of rings or wedding dresses.

The scale of the Vermont wedding industry was the impetus for VAWP’s founding in 2002. Its mission is to provide a one-stop website for out-of-staters looking to tie the knot in the Green Mountain State. Watson works with clients as near as New York and as far away as Turkey to take care of all the trimmings.

“The industry has grown leaps and bounds since I started, and each year I think it gets bigger,” says Watson, who now regularly caters to couples with guest lists of 250-plus. “Many are booking way ahead this year and starting to even book into 2017,” she adds.

“Two years ago, that wasn’t happening. Vermont is on the move and showing that we are amazing in what we do.”

We popped some questions to Watson about how she handles the details of a perfect “I do” day.

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Dream Weaver « P.41 SD: Have you ever had a cake topple over?

JW: Yep, my own! It was so very hot, my cake started to melt and topple over, and my planner and one other person caught it and put it in the fridge. They kept the backside to the wall, and no one was the wiser.

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SD: Do you recall any couples who have triumphed over Mother Nature particularly well?

JW: That’s another great thing about Vermont — we’re always prepared for the unknown, such as the freak windstorm that causes you to move an entire event and keep on keeping on without hesitation. Or the photographer who carries an unlimited amount of umbrellas in the car for that freak rainstorm and catches the epic shot of the bride and groom playing in the mud puddles! We just go with it and stay calm, and know and hope that our couples see that and just ride along with us. I think we all have had some trump moments with Mother Nature!

SD: Hmm, Trump. Any election themes, or Bernie Sanders requests, for 2016?

JW: Not that I’ve heard of.

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SD: Speaking of backsides, what are the music trends at weddings these days?

JW: Classic bands playing the old songs with a really great vibe. We do have a wedding this year where they want a little reggae in it. But for those coming from out of state, they want bands. As a planner, I have 10 upcoming weddings, and nine have bands.

SD: What are some of the most popular venues in Vermont this year?

JW: Barns are the “it” thing — everyone loves them! It’s the rustic grace that comes from rooted traditions and that you can’t get anywhere else. The Barn at Boyden Farm, which is more than 100

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years old, is sold out for 2016 already and booking into 2017. We have three new barns being built specifically for weddings as we speak and ready to launch in 2016 — Mansfield Barn, the Barn at Smugglers’ Notch and another one in Shelburne that is coming back to life. The Barn at Lang Farm [Essex Junction], the Alerin Barn [St. Johnsbury], the West Monitor Barn [Richmond]. It’s a trend that will continue, because it’s a staple of Vermont.

SD: What are the big trends for décor, dancing, food, favors?

JW: Farm-to-table is pretty big right now, and people are starting to look at unique ways food can be served.

It’s not just food in a pan anymore; it’s food art. Indigo is a big color this year, but blush from last year is still sticking around. Big bars, in the way of décor, are popping up, and lots of lighting — people really love the bare-bulb lighting and bistro lights. The al fresco feel is pretty huge right now, as well.

SD: With Pinterest, Instagram, etc., finding inspiration can be overwhelming. What are other go-to sources for couples?

JW: I think Pinterest is starting to slow down a bit, and Instagram is the big thing right now. Many couples want a hashtag for their wedding day, and some companies out there will actually come to your event and do social media for it. Who knew, right? !

HOW WEDDED ARE YOU TO REAL VERMONT NUPTIALS? So you’re considering a Vermont “destination wedding,” but you’re not sure how Vermont-y you’d like it to be.

Perhaps you’re worried that the mother of the bride will plotz if her guests have to navigate cow patties in high heels and wing tips. Or you’re unsure whether Uncle Ed’s power wheelchair can negotiate steep, uneven terrain. Maybe you’re afraid your best man will go into anaphylaxis in a bee-filled pasture.

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a) sterling silver table numbers, imported floral arrangements, linens that match the bridesmaids’ dresses and the groomsmen’s cummerbunds b) hand-hammered iron candelabras, burlap linens, decorative wine barrels, ornamental grasses in milking buckets c) tie-dyed tapestries, hand-strung Christmas lights, hay-bale seating and Eat More Kale pint glasses 8. AT LEAST THREE OF THE FOLLOWING DESCRIPTORS MUST APPLY FOR A RECEPTION TO QUALIFY AS “OF VERMONT ORIGIN.” PLEASE CIRCLE AT LEAST ONE FROM EACH CATEGORY FOR YOUR MENU:

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laine McCabe hangs my coat on a chair behind the marble countertop in her new Bradford store. “This is what happens when you finish construction one day, then open the next,” she says, nodding to an area below the counter cluttered with tools and office supplies.

From the front, the counter looks clean and professional. It holds a few white boxes, each tied with a ribbon and filled with the caramels, toffees and chocolates that McCabe and her husband, Mike, produce in the confectionary kitchen behind their retail store.

“We like to do as many of these little things as we can,” Elaine says, as she ties another ribbon around a candy heart. She founded Red Kite Candy in 2009, just after her youngest son entered kindergarten. Since then, the couple’s attention to detail has served them well, landing their Vermont candies in Whole Foods Markets and on upscale wedding spreads.

Elaine started making buckeyes — the peanut-butter-chocolate treats common in her native Ohio — in high school. As an adult, she kept up the hobby, giving caramels as holiday gifts. “I never wanted to turn it into a business,” she recalls, standing in the kitchen, decked in a red gingham apron.

Then, while undergoing treatment for breast cancer in 2007, Elaine had an epiphany. “I was laying there on the table at the hospital, and it was just like I knew what I was going to do,” she says.

By late 2009, Elaine was producing caramels and toffees from a makeshift (but certified) commercial kitchen in the basement of her Thetford Center home.

She sold her sweets at farmers markets and gift shops in the Upper Valley. “Sales were pretty paltry,” she says of her first couple of years in business.

Paltry, yet growing. In 2010, King Arthur Flour began carrying the

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handmade confections in its Norwich bakery shop. Other accounts followed, including the three co-op food stores in nearby White River Junction and Hanover and Lebanon, N.H., and at Healthy Living Market & Café in South Burlington. Sales kept creeping up. In 2012, McCabe met a buyer for New England Whole Foods stores at a Vermont Fresh Network mixer.

In 2013, the operation was outgrowing its basement location, so the McCabes began looking for space elsewhere. When plans to move into the historic East Thetford train station fell through, after a year and a half of work on the space, Red Kite leased 2,000 feet in a warehouse in nearby Bradford.

By 2015, Red Kite was selling 10 times as much product as it had in its early days. In August of that year, workers from Pierson Brothers Construction began renovating their new space into a state-of-the-art candy kitchen. The McCabes purchased additional equipment including a second $20,000 Savage Bros. FireMixer and a $60,000 German machine that cuts and wraps caramels.

In late October, the McCabes were cooking caramel in the new space with help from two employees.

Between Halloween and Christmas, the company created and shipped more than 200,000 caramels — and hundreds of orders for toffee, chocolates and nougat.

“We got in here too late to get [the wrapping machine] running before the holiday rush,” Elaine says, pointing to the machine’s serpentine system of pulleys and belts. Calibration takes time — the caramel’s temperature must be controlled, or it will gum up the system — so the McCabes hand-wrapped all their holiday caramels. “You have to be careful, and we didn’t have time to mess around with it,” Elaine explains.

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Johnsbury’s Green Mountain Mall on Wednesday, February 10. The brewery’s grand opening party is this Saturday, February 13.

The project is a follow-up to Grains & Grinds, a sandwich shop and nano-brewery that closed in 2014 after a broken water main flooded the space.

The subsequent insurance claim allowed owner SCOTT SALMONSEN to transform a sandwich shop with housebrewed beer into a sevenbarrel brewery. “Because of the flood, Grains & Grinds is now a brewery,� he says.

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The new brewery opened with growlers and samples of three beers on tap. They included a golden oat ale called Miller’s Daughter, a “small stout� dubbed Jack Sprat and My Darlin’, a hoppy wheat ale brewed with citrusy Vic Secret and Simcoe hops. At 5.8, 4.7 and 5.4 percent ABV, respectively, River Roost’s beers are all fairly lightweight and drinkable.

Babson says locals extended a warm welcome, buying more than 200 growlers in his first week of business. “It was pretty wild,� he says. “I feel so humbled by the local support.�

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The school has hired Cabot real estate adviser MICHAEL RUSHMAN to help broker the sale, and Stevens downplayed the school’s for-sale status. “Really, it’s not a significant change,� he said, confirming that selling the for-profit culinary academy had been on the table since he started there more than two years ago. “We are just moving forward with Michael Rushman,� Stevens said.

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She leads me to a warehouse space at the back of the building and points to the loading and receiving area with a huge grin. Family businesses that move into industrial spaces love to show off their loading docks. “We’re still so excited,” Elaine gushes. “You have no idea.

The truck comes, and you can wheel the pallet out! It’s amazing.

“I still can’t believe we did this in the footprint of our old basement,” she adds.

Prior to the move, tractor-trailers would drop hundreds of pounds of materials — ingredients, packaging, equipment — at the bottom of the McCabes’ steep driveway for them to then haul up to their workspace. “We were constantly scrambling to get the stuff inside before it rained or snowed or whatever,” Elaine says. An order of chocolate left outside in summer would be liquid in no time flat.

Back in the wrapping room, Mike walks down the stairs holding a printed sheet of sticker labels.

“Is that the prototype?” Elaine asks, referring to a new collection of Valentine’s Day candy samplers.

Mike nods and hands her the labels.

“Can you do a little border around the edge?”

Mike nods again and joins his wife at the table, where she’s started wrapping solid chocolate hearts in cellophane.

The McCabes have been married since 1988. They spent years in Texas, where Mike worked in surveying and mapping, mostly of underground mineral assets.

“I worked for Enron,” Mike says, noting that his department had nothing to do with

the company’s infamous scandal. “I like to tell people that.”

It was time for a move, anyway. The McCabes visited Vermont in 2010 and decided that the Green Mountains felt like home. Mike worked in mapping until joining the candy business full time in 2012.

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“You’re thrust into an arena where you’re asked to do very different things,” Mike says. “It is really different [than a normal work relationship]. No one is the subordinate.”

“We recognized early on what my strengths were and what his were and to go with that,” Elaine adds.

“I wonder if that’s not the difference between mom-and-pop businesses that stay mom-and-pops, and the ones that become [bigger] businesses,” Mike wonders aloud.

Before having children, Elaine worked in merchandising and packaging. At Red Kite, she oversees branding, marketing and creative, her eye guiding the company’s hip-but-sweet look. Mike handles business planning and finances.

really interested in making average chocolate.”

Even as they strive to meet their own goals of excellence, the McCabes say consumers and retailers have an expectation of quality from Vermont businesses. “I can’t tell you how many times I’ll be demo-ing at stores in Boston, and people will be like, ‘Oh, it’s from Vermont? I’ll take it.’” Elaine says.

But jumping on Vermont’s artisanalfood bandwagon doesn’t guarantee success, Mike adds. “You have to be exceptional. If you’re just a ‘me, too,’ you’re not going to make it here.”

The two have different ideas of what “making it” means. “Elaine never really wanted to take it as far as I have,” Mike says, alluding to an internal quandary

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Both assure that Red Kite isn’t bent on growing just for growth’s sake, however. “We like the intimacy of keeping it small,” Elaine says.

“We’re kind of old,” Mike adds.

“Honestly, if we were 28…” He puts down the caramel he’s just wrapped.

“You know, we didn’t do this to make a living. I could have found many other ways to make money that would have been a lot easier than this.”

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Both spend a lot of time producing and packing candy — and adding special touches such as the notes included in each order. The cards are made on an old letterpress printer.

That level of care goes into every element of the McCabes’ process, starting with the local dairy that enriches the caramel: cultured butter from Vermont Creamery, milk and cream from Kimball Brook Farm and Strafford Organic Creamery. It’s equally apparent in the smooth bean-to-bar Belgian chocolate and the hand-toasted nuts in the toffee and nougat.

Every ingredient is certified organic and handpicked for quality, proximity and responsible production. Since the McCabes swapped corn syrup for brown rice syrup (as an emulsifying agent to ensure the caramels’ smooth and silky texture) earlier this year, all Red Kite products have been GMO free.

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MORTGAGEE’S NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE OF REAL PROPERTY UNDER 12 V.S.A. SEC 4952 ET SEQ. As ordered by the Court set forth below and in connection with a certain mortgage given

by Timothy J. Luneau to National City Mortgage, a division of National City Bank, dated June 23, 2009 and recorded in Book 99 Page 61 of the land records of the Town of Huntington, of which mortgage the Plaintiff is the present holder. In accordance with the Judg-

ment Order and Decree of Foreclosure entered April 22, 2015 in the action entitled PNC Bank, National Association v.

Timothy J. Luneau and Occupants of 2640 Main Road, Huntington, VT., by the Chittenden Unit, Civil Division, Vermont Superior Court, Docket No. 1014-9-13 Cncv for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 2640 Main Road, Huntington, Vermont on February 22, 2016 at 12:30 p.m. all and singular the premises described in said mortgage,

westerly side of the main highway that runs between Huntington Lower Village and Huntington Center. Said parcel has a frontage on the westerly side of the main highway of one hundred fifty feet (150), a rear or westerly line of one hundred fifty feet (150’), and a depth of approximately three hundred seventy feet (370’). Said parcel is bounded on the east by said main highway, on the north by land now or formerly of the one Zeno, on the west by land now or formerly of one Norman Cummings, and on the south by remaining lands of the Grantors.”

To wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Timothy J. Luneau by Trustee’s Deed of George A. and Jeanne E. Walton, Trustees of the George A. Walton & Jeanne E. Walton, Revocable Trust dated June 1, 2004 and recorded in Volume 82, Page 456 of the Huntington Land Records and being further described as being all and the same land and premises conveyed to George A. Walton and Jeanne E. Walton, Trustees of the George A. Walton & Jeanne E. Walton Revocable Trust,

by Quit Claim Deed of George A. Walton and Jeanne E. Walton dated January 19, 2001 and recorded in Volume 62, Page 47 of the Huntington Land Records.

Together with a certain 1975 Champion mobile home, Serial Number D33672, now affixed to said land and together with all of the rights herein Grantors pursuant to a certain “Water Agreement” between the herein Grantors and Thomas Michael Ward and Jean Marie Ward dated Oct. 24, 1975 and recorded in Book 27, Page 326 of the Huntington Land Records.

This conveyance is made subject to said “Water Agreement.”

Being all and same land and premises conveyed to George A. Walton and Jeanne E. Walton by the following deeds: 1.) Warranty Deed of Alfons A. Plank and Dorothy Plank dated July 30, 1984 and recorded in Volume 32, Page 350 of the Huntington Land Records and therein described as follows: “A parcel of land with building thereon, situated in the Town of Huntington, Vermont and located on the

2.) Warranty Deed of Samuel Bair and Joan Bair dated April 8, 1985 and recorded in Volume 33, Page 205 of the Huntington Land Records and therein described as follows: “A triangular unimproved parcel of land located on the westerly side of the main highway that runs between Huntington Lower Village and Huntington Center, and being a portion of the lands and premises conveyed to the Grantors herein by Warranty Deed of Ernest Dickie and Virginia Dickie a/k/a Ruth Dickie dated September 15, 1975 and recorded at Book 27, Page 309 [now 27/309 A] of the Huntington Land Records.”

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particularly described as follows: Beginning at a point in the sideline of the aforesaid highway, being the northeasterly corner of the property of the Grantors herein; thence westerly along the division line between the property of the Grantors and the property owned by the Grantees a distance of 350 feet more or less to the northwesterly corner of the property of the Grantors; thence southerly along the westerly boundary of the Grantors a distance of 50 feet to a point; thence easterly a distance of 350 feet, more or less, to the point of beginning.

Waiver of Developmental Rights In order to comply with State of Vermont Environmental Protection Rules on the subdivision of lands and disposal of waste including sewage, the grantee shall not construct or erect a structure or building on the parcel of land conveyed herein, the useful occupancy of which will require the installation of plumbing and sewage treatment facilities or convey this land without first complying with said State regulations. The grantee by acceptance of this deed acknowledges that this lot may not qualify for approval for development under the appropriate environmental protection of health regulations and that the State may deny an application to develop the lot.”

Reference is hereby made to the aforementioned instruments, the records thereof and the references therein contained, all in further aid of this description.

Reference is hereby made to the above instruments and to the records and references contained therein in

further aid of this description.

Terms of sale: Said premises will be sold and conveyed subject to all liens, encumbrances, unpaid taxes, tax titles, municipal liens and assessments, if any, which take precedence over the said mortgage above described.

TEN THOUSAND ($10,000.00) Dollars of the purchase price must be paid in cash, certified check, bank treasurer’s or cashier’s check at the time and place of the sale by the purchaser.

The balance of the purchase price shall be paid in cash, certified check, bank treasurer’s or cashier’s check within thirty (30) days after the date of sale.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale.

for Australian balloting will open on Tuesday, March 1, 2016 at 7:00 a.m. and will remain open until 7:00 p.m.

The voters are further warned that the Selectboard will hold a public informational hearing on said Australian ballot Articles (Articles 7, 8, 9 & 10) at the Westford School on Monday, February 29, 2016 following discussion of non-Australian ballot articles.

Excerpt from Town of Westford February 29, 2016 Annual Town Meeting Warning: AUSTRALIAN BALLOT ARTICLE ARTICLE 8 Shall the voters of the Town of Westford authorize the Selectboard to borrow up to $325,000, to be offset by funds from the Fire Department Equipment Reserve, to purchase a pumper truck for the Fire Department to be amortized over a period of 10 years in accordance with 24 V.S.A. §1755?

DATED : January 21, 2016 By: /S/ Bozena Wysocki, Esq. Bozena Wysocki, Esq. Bendett and McHugh, PC 270 Farmington Ave., Ste. 151 Farmington, CT 06032

Approved this 25th day of January, 2016.

NOTICE OF AUSTRALIAN BALLOT ARTICLE CONCERNING LONG TERM DEBT ANNUAL TOWN MEETING TOWN OF WESTFORD The legal voters of the Town of Westford are hereby notified and warned to meet at the Westford School in said Town of Westford on Monday, February 29, 2016 at 7:00 p.m. at which time the Town’s Annual Meeting will commence immediately following the School District’s Annual Meeting, to act on articles not involved in voting by Australian ballot. Polls

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING The Burlington Housing Authority is preparing its Annual Plan for the fiscal year July 1, 2016 - June 30, 2017.

A public hearing to obtain comments regarding the proposed Annual Plan will be held on Tuesday, March 29th, 2016 at 65 Main Street at 4:00 PM at 65 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont.

SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS Written comments should be sent to: Paul Dettman, Executive Director Burlington Housing Authority 65 Main Street Burlington, Vermont 05401 Copies of the proposed plans will be available at BHA’s 65 Main Street Administrative offices on March 1, 2016. Supporting documents will also be available for review.

Equal Housing Opportunity NOTICE OF SELF STORAGE LIEN SALE BURLINGTON SELF STORAGE 1825 SHELBURNE RD SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT 05403 Notice is hereby given that the contents of the self storage units listed below will be sold at public auction by sealed bid.

Name of Occupant/Storage Unit Cousens #143 Corrigan #67 Luna #103 Auction will take place on February 19, 2016 beginning at 11:00am at

Burlington Self Storage (BSS), 1825 Shelburne Road, South Burlington, VT 05403.

Units will be opened for viewing immediately prior to auction. Sale shall be by sealed bid to the highest bidder.

Contents of entire storage unit will be sold as one lot. The winning bid must remove all contents from the facility at no cost to BSS. BSS reserves the right to reject any bid lower that the amount owed by the occupant.

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN UNIT CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO. 970-9-13 CNCV People’s United Bank, N.A. Successor by Merger to Chittenden Trust Company Plaintiff v.

Eugene J. Frederick III and Roberta C. Day, f/k/a Roberta C. Frederick Defendants NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE By virtue of the Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure by Judicial Sale

filed November 15, 2013 and the Power of Sale contained in a mortgage granted by Eugene J. Frederick III, a/k/a Eugene J. Frederick and Roberta C. Frederick, now known as Roberta C. Day (“Mortgagors”) to Chittenden Trust Company, d/b/a Chittenden Bank dated August 14, 2007 and recorded in Book 180 at Pages 73-80 of the Town of Richmond Land Records and a mortgage granted by Eugene J. Frederick III, a/k/a Eugene J. Frederick and Roberta C. Frederick, now known as Roberta C. Day, to Chittenden Trust Company, d/b/a Chittenden Bank dated October 7, 2008 and of record in Book 185 at Pages 680-684 of the Town of Richmond Land Records, of which mortgages People’s United Bank, N.A. is the present holder, and for breach of the conditions of the mortgages and for the purpose of foreclosing the same, the undersigned will cause to be sold at public auction (“Sale”) at 11:00 AM on March 4, 2016, the lands and premises known as 34 Overlook Lane, Richmond, Vermont (“Mortgaged Property”) described as follows:

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Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Eugene J. Frederick and Roberta C. Frederick by Quitclaim Deed of Eugene A. Frederick dated May 24, 2004 and of record in Book 155 at Pages 520-521 of the Town of Richmond Land Records and therein described as follows: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Eugene J. Frederick by Warranty Deed of Larry G. Westall and Joan A. Westall dated June 16, 1988 and recorded in Volume 63 at Page 166 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond.

Being a parcel of land containing 1.89 acres, more or less, and designated as Lot No. 25 on a survey entitled “Final Plan, Southview Development, Lots 1-9, 25, 26, 27 for Larry and Joan Westall, Westall Drive, Richmond, Vermont” drawn by Palmer Company Ltd., dated November 1986 and recorded in Volume 5 at Page 15 (now Map Slide 51) of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond.

Said parcel has the benefit of and is subject to the terms and condi-

tions of Protective Covenants dated November 11, 1995 and recorded in Volume 51 at Page 376 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond.

Also described herein is a right of way and easement over all roads, drives, avenues and lanes contained in Southview Development for the purpose of ingress and egress to the above mentioned lot.

Said parcel is subject to an easement specifically reserved in the above mentioned deed for the purposes of running underground utility lines, including, but not limited to power lines, telephone cables, television cables, water and sewer lines to, over and through said lot, said easement being 10 feet in width and being a strip of land adjacent to the easterly and westerly sidelines of the parcel above describe, said easement running in a north south direction adjacent to said sidelines of said lot.

Said parcel is subject to the terms and conditions of that certain document entitled “ Protective Covenants Southview Develop-

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Said parcel is subject to the terms and conditions of Land Use Permit 4C0-558 as amended by 4C0-558-1, as amended by 4C0-558-2 issued by District Environmental Commission Number 4, said permits recorded in the Land Records of the Town of Richmond.

Record owner agrees to be responsible for one forty fourths (1/44) share of the maintenance for all roads, drives, avenues and lanes contained in Southview Development.

This conveyance is subject to and with the benefit of any utility easements, spring rights, easements for ingress and egress, and rights incidental to each of the same as may appear more particularly of record, provided that this paragraph shall not reinstate any such encumbrances previously extinguished by the Marketable Record Title Act, Chapter 5, Subchapter 7, Title 27, Vermont Statutes Annotated.

Reference may be had to the above-mentioned deeds and to their records and to all prior deeds and their records in the Town of Richmond, Vermont Land Records for a more complete and particular description of the herein conveyed land and premises.

TERMS OF SALE: The Sale will be held at the Mortgaged Property. The Mortgaged Property will be sold AS IS, WHERE IS, WITH ALL FAULTS (KNOWN OR UNKNOWN) WITH NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER, subject to all easements, rights of way, covenants, permits, reservations and restrictions of record, title defects, environmental hazards, federal, state and local laws, regulations, ordinances, rules and requirements, including zoning, planning and environmental laws and regulations, unpaid real estate taxes and municipal assessments (delinquent and current, including penalties and interest), superior liens and encumbrances that are not extinguished by the sale, if any, and municipal liens, to the highest bidder. The first mortgage held by

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EverBank, its successors and assigns, dated May 28, 2004 and of record in Book 155 at Page 149 of the Town of Richmond Land Records, will be paid from the proceeds of the Sale.

At the Sale, the successful bidder, other than the Mortgagee, shall pay a non-refundable deposit of $10,000 of the purchase price in cash or bank treasurer’s check. The deposit must be increased to at least 10% of the successful bid within 5 calendar days after the Sale date. The balance of the purchase price shall be paid within ten days of entry of a court order confirming the Sale.

At the Sale, the successful bidder, other than the Mortgagee, must sign a purchase and sale agreement satisfactory to Mortgagee, with NO CONTINGENCIES other than confirmation of the sale by the court. Title will be transferred by Confirmation Order.

The person holding the Sale may postpone the Sale one or more times for a total time up to 30 days, from time to time until it is completed,

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The Mortgagors, their heirs, executors, administrators, and assigns, may redeem the Mortgaged Property at any time prior to the Sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgages, including post-judgment expenses and the costs and expenses of sale.

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Dated at Cabot, Vermont, this 1st day of February, 2016.

People’s United Bank, N.A. By:/s/ Susan J. Steckel By: Susan J. Steckel, Esq. Steckel Law Office P. O. Box 247 Marshfield, Vermont 05658-0247 802-563-4400 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO. 323-3-15 CNCV Nationwide Advantage Mortgage Company, Plaintiff v.

Michelle D. Cota and Occupants residing at 383 E. Allen Street, Winooski, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Michelle D. Cota to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Nationwide Advantage Mortgage Company dated November 7, 2008 and recorded in Volume 194, Page 192, which mortgage was

assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Nationwide Advantage Mortgage Company to Nationwide Advantage Mortgage Company by an instrument dated February 11, 2010 and recorded on February 17, 2010 in Volume 205, Page 584 of the Land Records of the City of Winooski, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 A.M. on March 8, 2016, at 383 E. Allen Street, Winooski, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Michelle D. Cota by Warranty Deed of Kathryn A. Tebo dated November 7, 2008 [sic] to be recorded in the City of Winooski Land Records and being more particularly described as follows: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Kathryn A. Tebo by Warranty Deed of A. Keith Ober and Marilyn Bartlett (f/k/a Marilyn Ober) dated May 5, 1989 and recorded May 11, 1989 in Volume 72 at Page 299 of the City of Winooski Land Records and being more particularly described as follows: “A parcel of land with a building thereon situated on the northerly side of East Allen Street, the dwelling house being known and designated as 383 East Allen Street, said parcel having a frontage on East Allen Street of 50 feet.

Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to A. Keith Ober and Marilyn Ober by Warranty Deed of Matthew D. and Melody A. Miner dated December 15, 1989 and recorded in Volume 65, Page 299 of the Land Records of the Town of Winooski.

Reference is hereby made to the previous Deeds in further aid of this description.”

Subject to and benefitted by all rights of ways, easements, covenants, permits and rights of record.

Reference is hereby made to the Warranty Deed of Easement dated February 18, 2010 and re-

corded February 22, 2010 in Volume 205, Page 606 of the City of Winooski Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the City of Winooski.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe, Fortin, Rees & Cykon, 30 Kimball Avenue, Ste. 307, South Burlington, VT 05403, (802) 6609000. This sale may be cancelled at any time prior to the scheduled sale date without prior notice.

Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 3rd day of February, 2016.

Nationwide Advantage Mortgage Company By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Lobe, Fortin, Rees & Cykon, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 307 South Burlington, VT 05403 Attorney for Plaintiff STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO. 73-1-16 CNCV IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF ROBIN PARKER NOTICE OF HEARING A hearing on CDI’s Verified Complaint to declare as abandoned and uninhabitable the mobile home of the late Robin Parker located at 29 Avenue B, at the mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park has been set for February 17, 2016 at 11:30 a.m. at the Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit, Civil Division, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont 05401.

Dated this 29th day of January, 2016.

Donna Sims, Docket Clerk VERIFIED COMPLAINT FOR ABANDONMENT PURSUANT TO 10 V.S.A. § 6249(i) (Uninhabitable) NOW COMES CDI Devel-

opment Fund, Inc. (“CDI”), by and through its counsel Nadine L. Scibek, and hereby complains pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(i) as follows: 1. CDI, a foreign nonprofit corporation with a principal place of business in Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts, is the record owner of a mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont. This Park is formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park (the “Park”).

CDI purchased the Park in November, 2015.

2. Robin Parker (“Parker”) is the record owner of a certain mobile home, described as a 1967 Nashua Hp2, 38 x 8 mobile home, bearing serial number NP21763 (the “Mobile Home”), located on 29 Avenue B at the Park according to the City of Burlington Land Records.

3. Parker leased a lot in the Park for her mobile home from the prior owner.

4. Parker is deceased.

She passed away on December 17, 2010.

See attached Vermont Certificate of Death. No Estate was ever opened for Parker according to the Vermont Superior Court, Probate Division in Burlington, Vermont.

5. The mobile home has been abandoned.

The home is empty and according to the prior owner, it has been empty since her death in 2010.

The last known resident of the mobile home was Robin Parker. No efforts or attempts have been made to remove the home from the Park.

CDI inherited this home when it purchased the Park.

6. The following security interests, mortgages, liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home: Through January 20, 2016, Owner Parker is in arrears on obligations to pay property taxes to the City of Burlington, Vermont in the aggregate amount of $992.14, plus any additional interest/penalties.

The delinquent property taxes are now a lien on the property.

7. The Park has not charged lot rent in years because this mobile home has been abandoned and no debt was transferred to CDI upon the sale of the Park.

8. The Park sent written notice by certified mail to the City of Burlington on December 18, 2015 of its intent to commence this abandonment action. See attached.

9. The mobile home is uninhabitable. Jay Leclair, duly authorized agent for the Park, will testify under oath as to the poor and unlivable condition of this mobile home at the abandonment hearing.

WHEREFORE, the Park Owner/CDI respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows: 1. Declare that the mobile home has been abandoned; 2. Transfer the mobile home which is unfit for human habitation to the Park owner CDI without a public auction so that it may be removed and disposed of accordingly.

3. Order pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(j) that the mobile home and any security deposit paid be conveyed to the Park Owner in “as is” condition, and free from all liens and other encumbrances of record.

DATED AT Burlington, Vermont this 28th day of January, 2016.

Nadine L. Scibek Attorney for CDI DATED at Plattsburgh, New York this 25th day of January, 2016.

By: JEREMIAH WARD Duly Authorized Agent for CDI VERIFICATION STATE OF NEW YORK CLINTON COUNTY, SS. At Plattsburgh on this 25th day of January, 2016, Jeremiah Ward, Duly Authorized Agent of CDI Development Fund, Inc., owner of the mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park being first duly sworn, made oath that he has read the foregoing Complaint, and that the facts contained therein are true.

Before me, Steven J. Lobombard, Jr., Notary Public My Commission Expires: 7/6/19 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO. 74-1-16 CNCV IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF AMIE LYNN LAMB NOTICE OF HEARING A hearing on CDI’s Verified Complaint to declare as abandoned and uninhabitable the mobile home of the late Amie

Lynn Lamb located at 26 Avenue B, at the mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park has been set for February 17, 2016 at 11:30 a.m. at the Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit, Civil Division, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont 05401.

Dated this 29th day of January, 2016.

Donna Sims, Docket Clerk VERIFIED COMPLAINT FOR ABANDONMENT PURSUANT TO 10 V.S.A. § 6249(i) (Uninhabitable) NOW COMES CDI Development Fund, Inc. (“CDI”), by and through its counsel Nadine L. Scibek, and hereby complains pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(i) as follows: 1. CDI, a foreign nonprofit corporation with a principal place of business in Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts, is the record owner of a mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont. This Park is formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park (the “Park”).

CDI purchased the Park in November, 2015.

2. Amie Lynn Lamb (“Lamb”) is the record owner of a certain mobile home, described as a 1971 Mark IV, 12’ x 50’ mobile home, bearing serial number 2208 (the “Mobile Home”), located on 26 Avenue B at the North Avenue Co-op in Burlington, Vermont according to the City of Burlington Land Records.

3. Lamb leased a lot in the Park for her mobile home from the prior owner of the Park.

4. Lamb is deceased.

She passed away on August 7, 2013. See attached Vermont Certificate of Death.

Her parents, Brenda & Rodney Bouffard of Essex Junction, Vermont opened an Estate at the Vermont Superior Court, Probate Division in Burlington, Vermont and were appointed Administrators on November 13, 2013. The Estate was closed by the Probate Court on June 10, 2014 as the only asset of the Estate, the mobile home

located at the Park, had been destroyed by persons occupying the mobile home.

5. The mobile home has been abandoned since at least June, 2014. The home is empty. The last known resident of the mobile home were Phillip & Michelle Pierce who were evicted from the mobile home by Lamb’s parents. No efforts or attempts have been made to remove the home from the Park.

6. The following security interests, mortgages, liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home: Through January 20, 2016, Owner Lamb is in arrears on obligations to pay property taxes to the City of Burlington, Vermont in the aggregate amount of $734.19, plus any additional interest/penalties. The delinquent property taxes are now a lien on the property.

7. No debt was transferred to CDI upon the sale of the Park for this Lot. 8. The Park sent written notice by certified mail to the City of Burlington on December 18, 2015 of its intent to commence this abandonment action. See attached.

9. The mobile home is uninhabitable. Jay Leclair, Duly Authorized Agent for the Park, will testify under oath as to the poor and unlivable condition of this mobile home at the abandonment hearing.

Vermont this 28th day of January, 2016.

WHEREFORE, the Park Owner respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows: 1. Declare that the mobile home has been abandoned; 2. Transfer the mobile home which is unfit for human habitation to the Park owner CDI without a public auction so that it may be removed and disposed of accordingly.

3. Order pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(j) that the mobile home and any security deposit paid be conveyed to the Park Owner in “as is” condition, and free from all liens and other encumbrances of record.

I have been appointed to administer this estate.

All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.

DATED AT Burlington,

Nadine L. Scibek Attorney for CDI DATED at Plattsburgh, New York this 25th day of January, 2016.

JEREMIAH WARD Duly Authorized Agent for CDI VERIFICATION STATE OF NEW YORK CLINTON COUNTY, SS. At Plattsburgh on this 25th day of January, 2016, Jeremiah Ward, Duly Authorized Agent of CDI Development Fund, Inc., owner of the mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park being first duly sworn, made oath that he has read the foregoing Complaint, and that the facts contained therein are true.

Before me, Steven J. Labombard, Jr., Notary Public My Commission Expires: 7/6/19 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT PROBATE DIVISION DOCKET NO. 1723-12-15CNPR In re estate of Donna Mott NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of Donna Mott late of Milton.

Date: 2/1/2016 /s/ Brent Mott Signature of Fiduciary Brent Mott Executor/Administrator: PO Box 285

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the meeting is to be adjourned and reconvened in the respective polling Name of publication places hereinafter Seven Days named for each of the James L. Spaulding above-referenced towns Administrator: Publication Date: on Tuesday, March 1, 3047 North Avenue 2/10/2016 2016 at 7:00 a.m. at Burlington, VT 05408 which time the polls will 802-863-8026 Address of Court: open, until 7:00 p.m. at Vermont Superior Court which time the polls will Name of publication Chittenden Probate close, to transact any Seven Days Division business involving votP.O. Box 511 ing by Australian ballot.

Publication Date: Burlington, VT 05402 ARTICLE I: To elect the 2/10/2016 following officers and fix their compensation: STATE OF VERMONT Address of Court: 1. Moderator SUPERIOR COURT Vermont Superior Court 2. Clerk CHITTENDEN UNIT Chittenden Probate 3. Treasurer PROBATE DIVISION Division ARTICLE II: To hear and DOCKET NO. 62-1-16 P.O. Box 511 act upon the reports of CNPR Burlington, VT 05402 the Union High School IN RE ESTATE OF JOYCE District Officers.

B. SPAULDING ARTICLE III: Shall the WARNING NOTICE TO CREDITORS voters of the Champlain CHAMPLAIN VALLEY Valley Union High School UNION HIGH SCHOOL To the creditors of Joyce District No. 15 authorize NO. 15 B. Spaulding late of the Board of School DiFEBRUARY 29, 2016 Burlington, Vermont. rectors to borrow money AND MARCH 1, 2016 by issuance of bonds or I have been appointed to The legal voters of the notes not in excess of Champlain Valley Union administer this estate. anticipated revenues for High School District All creditors having the next fiscal year.

No. 15 consisting of claims against the ARTICLE IV: Shall the the towns of Charlotte, decedent or the estate voters of the Champlain Hinesburg, Shelburne, must present their Valley Union High School and Williston are hereby claims in writing within District No. 15 authorize notified and warned to four (4) months of the the Board of School meet at the Champlain first publication of this Directors to provide a Valley Union High School mailed notice of availnotice. The claim must Room 140/142 on Monbe presented to me at ability of the Annual day, February 29, 2016, the address listed below Report to residents in at 5:00 p.m. to transact with a copy sent to the lieu of distributing the any of the following court. The claim may be Annual Report? business not involving barred forever if it is not ARTICLE V: Shall the voting by Australian balpresented within the Champlain Valley Union lot. Upon the conclusion High School District four (4) month period. of the business not inNo. 15 hold its 2017 Using the enclosed math operations as a guide, fill the gridAnvolving Australian ballot, Date: 2/3/2016 /s/ James L. Spaulding Signature of Fiduciary

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ALTERNATIVES TO SUICIDE Alternatives to Suicide is a safe space where the subject of suicide can be discussed freely, without judgment or stigma. The group is facilitated by individuals who have themselves experienced suicidal thoughts/ feelings. Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Group meets weekly on Thursdays, 1-2:30 p.m. Info: makenzy@ pathwaysvermont.org, 888-492-8218 x300.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUP This caregivers support group meets on the 3rd Wed. of every mo. from 5-6:30 p.m. at the Alzheimer’s Association Main Office, 300 Cornerstone Dr., Suite 128, Williston.

Support groups meet to provide assistance and information on Alzheimer’s disease and related dementias.

They emphasize shared experiences, emotional support, and coping techniques in care for a person living with Alzheimer’s or a related dementia. Meetings are free and open to the public. Families, caregivers, and friends may attend. Please call in advance to confirm date and time. For questions or additional support group listings, call 800-272-3900.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION TELEPHONE SUPPORT GROUP 1st Monday monthly, 3-4:30 p.m.

Pre-registration is required (to receive dial-in codes for toll-free call). Please dial the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24/7 Helpline 800-272-3900 for more information.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE & DEMENTIA SUPPORT GROUP Held the last Tue. of every mo., 5:30-7:30 p.m., at Birchwood Terr., Burlington. Info, Kim, 863-6384.

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Dated this 19th day of January, 2016. Pauline T. Malik, Chairperson, Gene McCue, Clerk Received for record and recorded prior to posting this 19th day of January, 2016. Gene McCue, Clerk

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Upon closing of the polls, ARTICLE VI: To transact ARTICLE IX: Shall the the ballot boxes will be any other business voters of the Champlain sealed, re-opened at proper to come before Valley Union High School Champlain Valley Union said meeting.

District No. 15 authorize High School in the Town MARCH 1, 2016 the Board of School Diof Hinesburg, the ballots BALLOT QUESTIONS rectors to borrow money commingled and publicly ARTICLE VII: Shall the by issuance of notes counted by representavoters of the Champlain not in excess of Two tive of the Boards of Civil Valley Union High School Hundred Eight Thousand Authority of the Towns District No. 15 approve Dollars ($208,000) for of Charlotte, Hinesburg, the school board to the purpose of purchasWilliston and Shelburne, expend Twenty-One ing two (2) school buses? under the supervision of Million, Seven Hundred ARTICLE X: Shall general the Clerk of Champlain Ten Thousand, Eight obligations bonds or Valley Union High School Hundred Eighty-Two Dol- notes of Champlain District No. 15. lars ($21,710,882), which Valley Union High The legal voters of is the amount the school School District No. 15 Champlain Valley Union board has determined in an amount not to High School District No. to be necessary for the exceed Five Hundred 15 are further notified ensuing fiscal year? It Forty Thousand Dollars that voter qualificais estimated that this ($540,000), subject to tion, registration and proposed budget, if reduction from availabsentee voting relative approved, will result in able state construction to said special meeting education spending of grants in aid and approshall be as provided in $14,510 per equalized priations, be issued for Sections 706u-706w of pupil. This projected the purpose of financing Title 16, and Chapters spending per equalized the District’s share of the 43, 51 and 55 of Title 17, pupil is 2.1% higher than cost of making certain Vermont Statutes Anspending for the current public improvements, notated. year. viz: roof replacements, Adopted and approved ARTICLE VIII: Shall the lighting upgrades, at a meeting of the voters of the Champlain window replacements Board of School DirecValley Union High School and parking lot paving tors of Champlain Valley District No. 15 authorize for Champlain Valley Union High School Disthe Board of School Union High School? trict No. 15 held on JanuDirectors to allocate its State funds may not be ary 19, 2016. Received current fund balance, available at the time for record and recorded without effect upon this project is otherwise in the records of Chamthe District tax levy, as eligible to receive state plain Valley Union High follows: assign Two Hun- school construction School District No. 15 on dred Fourteen Thousand aid. The District is January 19, 2016.

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BABY BUMPS SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS AND PREGNANT WOMEN Pregnancy can be a wonderful time of your life. But, it can also be a time of stress that is often compounded by hormonal swings. If you are a pregnant woman, or have recently given birth and feel you need some help with managing emotional bumps in the road that can come with motherhood, please come to this free support group lead by an experienced pediatric Registered Nurse. Held on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of the month, 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Birthing Center, Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans. Info: Rhonda Desrochers, Franklin County Home Health Agency, 527-7531.

BEREAVEMENT/GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Meets every other Mon. night, 6-7:30 p.m., & every other Wed., 10-11:30 a.m., in the Conference Center at Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice in Berlin. The group is open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. There is no fee. Info, Ginny Fry or Jean Semprebon, 223-1878.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP IN ST. JOHNSBURY Monthly meetings will be held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m., at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., St. Johnsbury. The support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury.

It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure & confidential environment. Info, Tom Younkman, tyounkman@vcil.org, 800-639-1522.

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BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT Montpelier daytime support group meets the 3rd Thu. of the mo. at the Unitarian Church ramp entrance, 1:302:30 p.m. St. Johnsbury support group meets the 3rd Wed. montly at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., 1:00-2:30 p.m. Colchester Evening support group meets the 1st Wed. monthly at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the Board Room Conference Room, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Brattleboro meets at Brooks Memorial Library on the 1st Thu. monthly from 1:15-3:15 p.m. and the 3rd Mon. montly from 4:15-6:15 p.m. White River Jct. meets the 2nd Fri. montly at Bugbee Sr. Ctr. from 3-4:30 p.m.

Call our helpline at 877-856-1772.

BURLINGTON AREA PARKINSON’S DISEASE OUTREACH GROUP People with Parkinson’s disease & their caregivers gather together to gain support & learn about living with Parkinson’s disease. Group meets 2nd Wed. of every mo., 1-2 p.m., continuing through Nov. 18, 2015.

Shelburne Bay Senior Living Community, 185 Pine Haven Shores Rd., Shelburne. Info: 888-763-3366, parkinsoninfo@uvmhealth. org, parkinsonsvt.org.

CELEBRATE RECOVERY Overcome any hurt, habit or hangup in your life! This confidential 12-Step recovery program puts faith in Jesus Christ at the heart of healing. We offer multiple support groups for both men & women, such as chemical dependency, codependency, sexual addiction & pornography, food issues, & overcoming abuse. All 18+ are welcome; sorry, no childcare. Doors open at 6:30 p.m.; we begin at 7 p.m. Essex Alliance Church, 37 Old Stage Rd., Essex. Info: recovery@essexalliance.org, 878-8213.

CELIAC & GLUTENFREE GROUP Every 2nd Wed., 4:30-6 p.m. at Tulsi Tea Room, 34 Elm St., Montpelier. Free & open to the public! To learn more, contact Lisa at 598-9206 or lisamase@ gmail.com.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS CoDA is a 12-step fellowship for people whose common purpose is to develop healthy & fulfilling relationships. By actively working the program of Codependents Anonymous, we can realize a new joy, acceptance & serenity in our lives. Call for time and location. Tom, 238-3587, coda.org.

COMING OFF PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION MUTUAL SUPPORT GROUP Through sharing experiences and resources, this group will provide support to individuals interested in coming off psychiatric medications, those in the process of psychiatric medication withdrawal or anyone looking for a space to explore their choices around psychiatric medication use. The group is also open to those supporting an individual in psychiatric medication withdrawal.

5:15-6:15 p.m. every other Monday (beginning 1/25/2016), Pathways Vermont, 125 College St., 2nd floor, Burlington.

Contact: Cameron Mack cameron@ pathwaysvermont.org or 888 492 8218 x 404.

DECLUTTERERS’ SUPPORT GROUP Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe two or three of us can get together to help each other simplify.

989-3234, 425-3612.

DISCOVER THE POWER OF CHOICE! SMART Recovery welcomes anyone, including family and friends, affected by any kind of substance or activity addiction. It is a science-based program that encourages abstinence. Specially trained volunteer facilitators provide leadership. Sundays at 5 p.m. at the 1st Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Volunteer facilitator: Bert, 399-8754. You can learn more at smartrecovery. org.

DIVORCE CARE SUPPORT GROUP Divorce is a tough road.

Feelings of separation, betrayal, confusion, anger and self-doubt are common. But there is life after divorce. Led by people who have already walked down that road, we’d like to share with you a safe

place and a process that can help make the journey easier. The 13-week Divorce Care Support Group (for men and women) will be offered on Sunday evenings, 5:30-7:30 pm, Feb. 28 through May 29, 2016, at the Essex Alliance Church, 37 Old Stage Road, Essex Jct., VT. For more information and to register call Sandy, 802-989-4081 or email sandybrisson@ gmail.com.

DOMESTIC & SEXUAL VIOLENCE WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Middlebury for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence.

Starting weekdays in January: Art For Healing. Six-week support group for people who have experienced domestic or sexual violence.

Childcare provided.

Please call our hotline, 388-4205, or email am@womensafe.net for more information.

DUAL RECOVERY ANONYMOUS BURLINGTON Dual Recovery Anonymous Burlington is an independent 12-Step Group for individuals who experience a dual illness. We experience mental health challenges & a chemical dependency. We seek to apply 12-Step work to our “no fault” illnesses.

Our group is open to anyone who desires recovery from mental health challenges & a chemical dependency.

Please join us on Sat. at 4:30 p.m. and/or Mon. at 5:30 p.m. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington.

Info: 861-3150.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF THOSE EXPERIENCING MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS This support group is a dedicated meeting for family, friends and community members who are supporting a loved one through a mental health crisis. Mental health crisis might include extreme states, psychosis, depression, anxiety and other types of distress. The group is a confidential space where family and friends can discuss shared experiences and receive support in an environment free of judgment and stigma with a trained facilitator. Weekly on Wednesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Downtown Burlington. Info:

Jess Horner, LICSW, 866-218-8586.

FCA FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Families coping with addiction (FCA) is an open community peer support group for adults 18 & over struggling with the drug or alcohol addiction of a loved one.

FCA is not 12-step based but provides a forum for those living this experience to develop personal coping skills & draw strength from one another. Weekly on Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Turning Point Center, corner of Bank St., Burlington. (Across from parking garage, above bookstore). thdaub1@gmail.com.

G.R.A.S.P. (GRIEF RECOVERY AFTER A SUBSTANCE PASSING) Are you a family member who has lost a loved one to addiction?

Find support, peer-led support group. Meets once a month on Mondays in Burlington.

Please call for date and location. RSVP graspvt@gmail.com or call 310-3301.

G.Y.S.T. (GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER) GYST creates a safe & empowering community for young men & youth in transition to come together with one commonality: learning to live life on life’s terms.

Every Tue. & Thu., 4 p.m. G.Y.S.T. PYNK (for young women) meets weekly on Wed., 4 p.m.

Location: North Central Vermont Recovery Center, 275 Brooklyn St., Morrisville. Info: Lisa, 851-8120.

GRIEF & RECOVERY SUPPORT GROUP 1st & 3rd Wed. of every mo., 7-8 p.m., Franklin County Home Health Agency (FCHHA), 3 Home Health Cir., St. Albans. 527-7531.

GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP - DAYTIME Meets the first and third Thursday of each month from 12:30-2 p.m. at St. James Church, 4 St. James Place, Essex Junction. This group is open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. Free.

For more information or to register, please call Beth Jacobs at 448-1610. Sponsored

by Bayada Hospice of Burlington.

HEARTBEAT VERMONT Have you lost a friend, colleague or loved one by suicide? Some who call have experienced a recent loss and some are still struggling w/ a loss from long ago.

Call us at 446-3577 to meet with our clinician, Jonathan Gilmore, at Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main St. All are welcome.

HELLENBACH CANCER SUPPORT Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107.

People living with cancer & their caretakers convene for support.

INTERSTITIAL CYSTITIS SUPPORT GROUP Interstitial cystitis (IC) is recurring pelvic pain, pressure or discomfort in the bladder & pelvic region & urinary frequency/urgency. This is often misdiagnosed & mistreated as a chronic bladder infection. If you have been diagnosed or have these symptoms, you are not alone. We are building a Vermontbased support group & welcome you to email bladderpainvt@gmail. com or call 899-4151 for more information.

KINDRED CONNECTIONS PROGRAM OFFERED FOR CHITTENDEN COUNTY CANCER SURVIVORS The Kindred Connections program provides peer support for all those touched by cancer. Cancer patients as well as caregivers are provided with a mentor who has been through the cancer experience & knows what it’s like to go through it. In addition to sensitive listening, Kindred Connections provides practical help such as rides to doctors’ offices & meal deliveries. The program has people who have experienced a wide variety of cancers.

For further info, please contact sherry. rhynard@gmail.com.

LGBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship, dating, emotional &/or hate violence. These groups give survivors a safe & supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, & offer & receive support.

Support groups also provide survivors an opportunity to gain information on how to better cope with feelings & experiences that surface because of the trauma they have experienced. Please call SafeSpace 863-0003 if you are interested in joining.

SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS Do you have a problem with marijuana? MA is a free 12-step program where addicts help other addicts to get & stay clean. Ongoing Tue. at 6:30 p.m. and Sat. at 2 p.m. at Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., suite 200, Burlington.

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MYELOMA SUPPORT GROUP Area Myeloma Survivors, Families and Caregivers have come together to form a Multiple Myeloma Support Group. We provide emotional support, resources about treatment options, coping strategies and a support network by participating in the group experience with people that have been though similar situations. Third Tuesday of the month, 5-6 p.m. at the New Hope Lodge on East Avenue in Burlington. Info: Kay Cromie, 655-9136, kgcromey@aol.com.

NAMI CONNECTION RECOVERY PEER SUPPORT GROUP Bennington, every Tue., 12-1:30 p.m., CRT Center, United Counseling Service, 316 Dewey St.; Burlington, every Thu., 3-4:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St. (enter from parking lot); Rutland, every Sun., 4:30-6 p.m., Rutland Mental Health Wellness Center, 78 S. Main St.; St. Johnsbury,

every Thu., 6:30-8 p.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, 47 Cherry St. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, program@ namivt.org or 800639-6480. Connection groups are peer recovery support group programs for adults living with mental health challenges.

NAMI FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Brattleboro, 1st Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., 1st Congregational Church, 880 Western Ave., West Brattleboro; Burlington, 3rd Wed. of every mo., 6 p.m., Community Health Center, Riverside Ave., Mansfield Conference Room; Burlington, 2nd & 4th Tue. of every mo., 7 p.m., HowardCenter, corner of Pine & Flynn Ave.; Berlin, 4th Mon. of every mo., 7 p.m.

Central Vermont Medical Center, Room 3; Georgia, 1st Tue. of every mo., 6 p.m., Georgia Public Library, 1697 Ethan Allen Highway (Exit 18, I-89); Manchester, 4th Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., Equinox Village, 2nd floor; Rutland, 3rd Mon. of every mo., 6 p.m., Rutland Regional Medical Center, Leahy Conference Ctr., room D; Springfield, 3rd Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., HCRS (café on right far side), 390 River St.; St. Johnsbury, 4th Wed. of every mo., 5:30 p.m., Northeastern

Vermont Regional Hospital Library, 1315 Hospital Dr.; White River Junction, last Mon. of every mo., 5:45 p.m., VA Medical Center, William A. Yasinski Buidling.

If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, info@namivt. org or 800-639-6480.

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OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS 12-step fellowship for people who identify as overeaters, compulsive eaters, food addicts, anorexics, bulimics, etc.

Tue., 7 p.m., St. James Episcopal Church, 4 St. James Place, Essex Jct. All are welcome; meeting is open. Info: Felicia, 777-7718.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sun., Tue. & Thu., 6-7 p.m., at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info, 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sun., 5:30-6:30 p.m., at the Johnson Municipal Building, Rte. 15 (just west of the bridge). Info, Debbie Y., 888-5958.

Meetings in Montpelier occur every Fri., noon-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info, Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Fri., noon-1 p.m., at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356, or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live w/ out the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join.

The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516 or cvana.org. Held in Burlington, Barre and St. Johnsbury.

PARKINSON’S DISEASE OUTREACH GROUP This group meets on the second Tuesday, 10-11:30 a.m. of the month at Pillsbury Homestead Senior Community Residence at 3 Harborview Rd., St. Albans in the conference room next to the library on the first floor.

Wheelchair accessible.

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SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION NEW ENGLAND Support group meeting held 4th Tue. of the mo., 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Williston Police Station.

Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732.

SEX & LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step recovery group.

Do you have a problem w/ sex or relationships?

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SEXUAL VIOLENCE SUPPORT HOPE Works offers free support groups to women, men & teens who are survivors of sexual violence.

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STUTTERING SUPPORT GROUPS If you’re a person who stutters, you are not alone! Adults, teens & school-age kids who stutter & their families are welcome to join one of our three free National Stuttering Association (NSA) stuttering support groups at UVM. Adults: 5:30-6:30, 1st & 3rd Tue. monthly; teens

SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide.

Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 N. Main St., Wallingford, 446-3577. 6:30-8 p.m. the 3rd Tue. of ea. mo.

SUICIDE HOTLINES IN VT Brattleboro, 257-7989; Montpelier (Washington County Mental Health Emergency Services), 229-0591; Randolph (Clara Martin Center Emergency Service), 800-639-6360.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Circle (Washington Co. only).

Please call 877-5439498 for more info.

SURVIVORSHIP NOW Welcome, cancer survivors. Survivorship NOW has free wellness programs to empower cancer survivors to move beyond cancer & live life well. Regain your strength & balance. Renew your spirit. Learn to nourish your body with exercise & nutritious foods. Tap in to your creative side.

Connect with others who understand the challenges you face. Go to survivorshipnowvt. org today to sign up. Info, 802-7771126, info@ survivorshipnowvt.org.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE — BURLINGTON Who: Persons experiencing the impact of a loved one’s suicide. When: 1st Wed. of each mo., 6-7:30 p.m.

Location: Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., Burlington.

Facilitators: Myra Handy, 951-5156 or Liz Mahoney, 879-7109.

Request: We find it important to connect with people before their first meeting. If you can, please call one of the facilitators before you come. Thank you!

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE If you have lost someone to suicide and wish to have a safe place to talk, share and spend a little time with others who have had a similar experience, join us the

3rd Thu. at the Faith Lighthouse Church, Rte. 105, Newport (105 Alderbrook), 7-9 p.m. Please call before attending. Info: Mary Butler, 744-6284.

THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS Burlington Chapter TCF meets on the 3rd Tue. of ea. mo. at 7 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Rd., Williston; for more info, call Dee Ressler, 598-8899.

Rutland Chapter TCF meets on the 1st Tue. of ea. mo. at 7 p.m. at Grace Congregational Church, West St., Rutland; for more info, call Susan Mackey, 446-2278. Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) also serves bereaved parents w/ monthly peer support groups, short-term educational consultations & referrals to local grief & loss counselors. HVS is located in the Marble Works district in Middlebury. Please call 388-4111 for more info about how to connect w/ appropriate support services.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) chapter meeting. Hedding United Methodist Church, Washington St., Barre. Wed., 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info, call David at 371-8929.

VEGGIE SUPPORT GROUP Want to feel supported on your vegetarian/ vegan journey? Want more info on healthy veggie diets? Want to share & socialize at veggie potlucks, & more, in the greater Burlington area? This is your opportunity to join with other like-minded folks. veggy4life@ gmail.com, 658-4991.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN Offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women & children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT GROUP FAHC. Led by Deb Clark, RN. Every 1st & 3rd Tue., 5-6:30 p.m. Call Kathy McBeth, 847-5715.

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(ages 13-17): 5:30-6:30, 1st Thu. monthly; school-age children (ages 8-12) & parents (meeting separately): 4:15-5:15, 2nd Thu. monthly. Pomeroy Hall (489 Main St., UVM campus. Info: burlingtonstutters.org, burlingtonstutters@ gmail.com, 656-0250.

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Seeking responsible and creative individuals, a couple, or close companions to live at lodge and manage operations that cater to fly fishing, weddings/civil unions, small group functions, dining, and overnight lodging. Min. qualifications: two to four years’ experience in hotel/resort, restaurant, or park/recreation management, or a related leisure/travel service field. Positions begin mid-April 2016.

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PART-TIME JOB DEVELOPER AND STEP IN TO WORK COORDINATOR Vermont Works for Women, a non-profit organization helping women and girls recognize their potential and explore, pursue, and excel in work that leads to economic independence is looking for two organized, experienced individuals with excellent written and verbal communication skills who are passionate about our mission.

Both positions primarily operate out of our headquarters in Winooski but will require some travel around Chittenden County.

For a job description and instructions to apply, please visit vtworksforwomen.org/jobs-at-vww. Applications will be accepted until February 25. No calls or faxes, please.

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Holman Immigration Law has an immediate opening for an organized, motivated, and articulate legal assistant who is detail-oriented with strong writing, communication, and interpersonal skills.

Candidate must have a bachelor’s degree. Experience preferred.

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Vermont Economic Development Authority seeks a motivated, team-oriented individual to join our staff.

Senior Accountant/Analyst GREENS SUPERINTENDENT Seeking a caring individual to manage a crew of 8-10 maintenance personnel in all aspects of our operations, including pesticide and fertilizer applications (license required); and to maintain excellent playing conditions for our members and guests. Salary is commensurate with your qualifications.

If you think you can fulfill these requirements, please contact Mr. Bruce Thompson, Greens Committee Chairperson, at 316-6075 to arrange an interview with the committee.

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The Vermont Community Foundation is seeking a Senior Accountant/Analyst with three or more years’ experience in accounting. This position is responsible for budget preparation and analysis, forecast modeling, trend reports, planned giving accounting and administration, state and federal lobbying compliance, tax compliance, general accounting, and audit preparation support. The ideal candidate will be fluent in U.S. GAAP; detail-oriented and highly-dependable; and possess a commitment to collaboration, teamwork and personal growth.

Please send cover letter and resume to humanresource@vermontcf.org, or mail to: The Vermont Community Foundation 3 Court Street Middlebury, VT 05753.

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VEDA has an excellent opportunity for a motivated individual to join its finance/accounting team in our Montpelier office. The Accounting Specialist must possess strong written and verbal communication skills, be proficient in Excel and Word, and have strong experience using general ledger accounting software.

Accuracy and attention to detail are a must as well as willingness to learn, and banking experience is a plus. The position reports to the VEDA Controller in the Finance Office and is an excellent opportunity to grow in the field. Six years experience in a comparable position or a two-year accounting degree with four years experience are also required. Salary will be commensurate with experience and ability. VEDA has a very competitive benefits package and is an equal opportunity employer.

Carol Brown Vermont Economic Development Authority 58 East State Street, Suite 5 Montpelier, VT 05602-3044

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Exciting Social Worker Position Vermont Psychiatric Care Hospital (VPCH), a 25-bed, state-of-the-art, progressive facility providing excellent care in a recovery-oriented, safe, respectful environment, has an immediate opening for a social worker to join our multi-disciplinary clinical treatment team.

This position involves significant collaboration with hospital staff of other disciplines, and community providers involved in the formulation and implementation of a comprehensive treatment plan for patients. The ideal candidate will have experience in both a hospital and community setting, and have strong interpersonal and communication skills. Experience or interest in trauma-informed care or open dialogue appreciated. Licensure or eligibility for licensure within six months is required.

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21 years of age or older Pass all background checks Complete an application and home study Hold a valid driver’s license Engage in identified trainings Ability to work as a team player

If you are interested in providing a safe, nurturing, therapeutic home environment to a child, please contact Kathy Johnson at 661-5000 ext. 524, for more information.

To learn more or read our complete job descriptions, please visit our website, wcmhs.org.

Apply online or send your resume to personnel@wcmhs.org or Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601.

The salary range for this position is $48,713.60-$76,169.60 and has full state employee benefit package.

For questions related to your application, please contact the Department of Human Resources, Recruitment Services, at 855-828-6700 (voice) or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package & is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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We’re seeking an energetic, compassionate and deeply committed applicant who seeks to grow their career in a place they’ll love.

Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier continuing care retirement community, seeks dedicated nursing professionals with a strong desire to work within a community of seniors.

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Food Service Worker & Line Chef ▪ The Food Service Worker is responsible for food production, food portioning, delivering trays to patients and working the retail section of the cafes. Must have at least one year of work experience in a customer service setting. Experience in food service strongly preferred.

▪ The Line Chef must have at least one year of experience in quantity food preparation. Experience in a lead role preferred.

▪ Full-time and per diem positions available. We offer a competitive wage, excellent benefits including health insurance, paid time off, retirement plans and tuition reimbursement.

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Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors in their homes, is seeking friendly, cheerful, and dependable people. CAREGivers assist seniors with companionship, light housekeeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, and more.

Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: daytime, evening, weekend and overnight shifts currently available. No heavy lifting.

Apply online at: www.homeinstead.com/483

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Nonprofit organization serving victims of intimate partner violence.

Responsibilities include working collaboratively with Police, State’s Attorney’s Office and Courts, advocating on behalf of survivors throughout the judicial process, and a serious commitment to hotline and after-hours coverage.

Awareness of issues faced by victims of intimate partner violence a must.

Full- and Part-Time Evening Shifts Wake Robin seeks LNAs and Staff Nurses licensed in Vermont to provide high-quality care in a fast-paced residential and long-term care environment, while maintaining a strong sense of “home.”

We offer an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a dynamic community setting.

We continue to offer generous shift differential for evenings, nights and weekends!

Full time with benefits.

Send cover letter and resume to Circle, PO Box 652 Barre, VT 05641 or to bwss@sover.net

by March 4.

Wake Robin offers an excellent compensation and benefits package and an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a dynamic community setting.

Interested candidates, please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to HR, 264-5146.

Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, disability, or protected veteran status.

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Washington County Mental Health/Children Youth and Family Services is seeking individuals, living in the Washington County Area, who may be interested in becoming a Professional Parent by providing a therapeutic home to a child. Professional Parenting will support the child in a family setting, maintain positive family contact and support the child and family, with extensive training and professional support, in order for a successful transition back to the child’s regular home environment.

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Ambulatory LPN ▪ We are looking for a great LPN who is passionate about providing care that puts the patient first.

▪ Work in our ambulatory, patient-centered medical home in Colchester and become part of a culture that works with patients as partners.

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Looking for experienced RN or LPN to work in busy small family medicine office 28-32 hours per week. The job will include phone triage and general office nursing.

Phlebotomy skills preferred but not required.

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benefits, including tuition reimbursement and 403b.

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The Town of Charlotte is accepting applications for a Zoning Administrator/Sewage Control Officer/Deputy Health Officer. The primary responsibility of this position is to administer land use development permitting that does not require approval by a municipal panel. The position is also responsible for wastewater system permitting (with the assistance of a Licensed Designer), enforcement of the Charlotte Land Use Regulations, and performance of the statutory duties of the Deputy Health Officer.

The position is a permanent position approved for 25 hours, paid hourly. Compensation is in accordance with the Town of Charlotte Salary Administration Policy and is commensurate with qualifications and experience. Prorated health benefits are offered.

A job description can be viewed at www.charlottevt.org; see right-hand sidebar. To apply, please send a resume and cover letter to dean@townofcharlotte.com.

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Saint Michael’s College delivers a compelling, world-class education in a beautiful Vermont setting. As a fully residential college located minutes from Burlington, one of the country’s toprated college towns, Saint Michael’s offers an unparalleled mix of academic, spiritual, cultural, service and wilderness experiences.

PUBLIC SAFETY OFFICER Applications are invited for a Public Safety Officer. This position requires the ability to deal with a wide range of individuals, often under stressful or emergency situations. A successful candidate will demonstrate the ability to work effectively in a college environment seeking a balance between education and enforcement in the performance of duties. Maintaining a safe campus includes the performance of routine services, response to incidents and emergencies, and completion of necessary documentation and follow up. Schedule is rotating and includes nights, weekends and holidays.

Benefits include health, dental, vision, life, disability, 401(k), generous paid time off, employee and dependent tuition benefits, and discounted gym membership.

An offer of employment will be contingent upon the successful completion of a background and driving record check.

For full job description and to apply online go to smcvt.interviewexchange.com.

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A full-time opening to work in the men’s Northern State Correctional Facility in Newport and a part-time opening in the St. Albans Probation and Parole office.

Phoenix House is under contract with the Vermont Department of Corrections to provide group facilitation to criminal justice clients using specific curricula meant to assist in reducing anti-social traits and behaviors. The curricula are administered throughout the state.

Facilitators will be trained in the specific curricula and could be facilitating up to four groups a day. Experience in curriculum delivery and/or group counseling is desired.

Experience in education or human services is required.

Send application and form to Rebecca Olszower at rolszower@phoenixhouse.org. We also invite you to visit our website at phoenixhouse.jobs, to complete a voluntary self-identification form and Employment Application. If you need any additional assistance to apply for any position, please refer to the process on our web site.

Phoenix House is an equal opportunity employer providing equality of opportunity to all who are protected against discrimination by law, regulation or executive order, including veterans and individuals with disabilities.

EOE is the law: Applicants and employees are protected under Federal law from discrimination. Click http: eeoc.gov/employers/upload/poster_ screen_reader_optimized.pdf to learn more.

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Developmental Services Seeking Shared Living Providers: The Howard Center’s Shared Living Program creates opportunities for individuals with developmental disabilities to live with a single person, couple or family in the community. The Shared Living Program is currently accepting expressions of interest from experienced caregivers to provide a home, day-to-day assistance and support tailored to the needs of individuals with developmental disabilities. This is a rewarding employment opportunity for individuals who are interested in working from home while making a meaningful difference in someone’s life.

If you do not have a residence, please consider our live-in shared living opportunities. We use a careful matching process to ensure that each placement is mutually compatible. A generous tax-free stipend, respite budget, free training and team support are provided. Interested candidates please contact lreid@howardcenter.org or call 488-6563. Seeking Respite/Community Access Providers: The Howard Center’s Developmental Services works with families, guardians and Shared Living Providers seeking respite providers.

Respite providers offer a needed break to families, guardians and Shared Living Providers who support clients. The Howard Center is not an employer of respite providers but may act as a listing agency for respite providers seeking referrals. Interested candidates please contact lreid@howardcenter.org or call 488-6563.

Applicants needing assistance or accommodation in completing the online application should feel free to contact Human Resources at 488-6950 or hrhelpdesk@howardcenter.org.

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Please send a letter of intent, complete resume, three current letters of reference and credentials to Beth Hemingway, Director of Student Support Services Grand Isle Supervisory Union 5038US Route 2 North Hero, VT 05474.

HIRED APPLICANTS WILL BE REQUIRED TO DO A CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK AT THEIR EXPENSE.

VSA Vermont, a nonprofit using the arts to engage the capabilities and enhance the confidence of children and adults with disabilities, seeks a full-time Development and Communications Director.

Grant-writing experience preferred. VSA Vermont is an equal opportunity employer.

Chief Financial Officer/Director of Finance and Administration.

Northwestern Counseling & Support Services, a dynamic $37MM Community Mental Health Center serving Franklin and Grand Isle Counties, is seeking an inspired leader for CFO/Director to work closely with the CEO and the leadership team. The CFO/Director will possess a strong financial management background, combined with thorough competencies in accounting practices, administration, and information systems interfaces and advancements, combined with a strong belief in participatory leadership. Experience in a health care setting involving medical records and billing practices would be a strong plus. MBA or CPA preferred.

Send a resume, letter of interest, three relevant writing samples and three references to judy@vsavt.org by March 1.

If you are looking to join a dynamic organization with a critical mission - Please submit resume and letter of interest, including salary requirements, to the Director of Human Resources, hr@ncssinc.org.

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Grand Isle Supervisory Union is seeking two qualified, energetic and organized individuals to provide individual behavioral/emotional support in the role of a Behavioral Interventionist for the remainder of the 2015-2016 school year. Qualified applicants should have direct experience with behavioral programming, assessing, supporting and addressing various behavioral and social/emotional issues with children. These positions are full time and offer a competitive benefits package. Applicants must have a bachelor’s degree in a related field and two years of experience working with children with social, emotional and behavioral challenges.

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Entry level position for an energetic, organized individual who wishes to train as a legal assistant while supporting other staff. Candidates must have 1-3 years of relevant work experience, preferably in an office setting, be detail oriented, proficient in Microsoft Word and have excellent typing skills. Legal services background a plus.

We offer a competitive salary and benefits package.

Please Seply with cover letter and resume to: Richard Dorfman, Business Manager Langrock Sperry & Wool, LLP P.O. Box 721 Burlington, VT 05402

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Hospitality Coordinator/ Manager WhistlePig Rye Whiskey is looking for an Hospitality Coordinator/Manager.

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Champlain Valley Dispensary, Burlington’s only medical cannabis dispensary, has full-time +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ openings for a Dispensary Manager and a Sales Associate.

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Champlain Valley Dispensary (CVD) seeking a Controller.

Reporting hire a Nurse to care for the Healthcare needs of our community! to the Chief Executive Officer this position will manage the operations of the Accounting Department and Information Technology, and We are seeking a dynamic, upbeat, outdoorsy, fun and caring will oversee Healthcare Provider for Summer 2016 to join our amazing team.

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of an accounting system including chart of accounts, general Nowledger, hiring for the following full time positions Salary Range: Starting at $8000 for full season dates plus travel and accounts receivable, accounts payable and payroll. This position will room and board. maintain financial and statistical records to meet legal, regulatory and accounting standards; coordinate all internal and external audits; direct Camp Dates: June 18 to August 20 (partial season and part-time the preparation, presentation and maintenance of Payable financial and fiscal Accounts Specialist: Responsible for regular processing and payment of positions available) reports; and, ensure compliance with federal andresponding state tax laws to andinquiries from staff and vendors; processing staff mileage invoices; including the timely filing of federal and state tax returns.

Qualifications: Must love to work with children! Registered regulations, Nurse reimbursements; maintaining filing; and 1099 processing. Associate’s degree in (RN), Licensed Nurse Pracitioner (LPN) and Emergency Medical REQUIREMENTS: accounting or related field, plus one to three years of experience or a combination of education Technicians (EMT) are invited to apply.

Bachelor’s degree inand accounting or business administration, or experience. equivalent business experience and 10+ years of progressively This is a challenging and rewarding position for the right applicant, responsible experience for a major company and/or exposure to fast and can lead to one of the best summer experiences you may ever growing small companies. Preference will be given to candidates with have. the Certified Public Accountant or Certified Management Accountant Clinician: Seeking a Vermont, licensed MSW mental health professional with excellent clinical designations.

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Provide outpatient psychotherapy primarily to adults on a short-term, long-term and/ to marnie@campdudley.org. Please apply onlineskills. a resume and letter of interest to orwith intermittent basis. Primary program assignments will be providing clinical services to clients hr@cvdvt.org. For more information, please visit our web site at: campdudley.org enrolled in our Adult Stabilization Crisis Program. LADC licensure is a plus. Strong assessment www.cvdvt.org. CVD is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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3 Home Health Circle, St. Albans, VT 05478 | Equal Opportunity Employer

Make a difference as a

Physical Therapist or Occupational Therapist Call on the full range of your therapy skills & help people regain independence, stay healthy & find peace of mind.

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Provide one-to-one patient care Assess and implement direct care in the home Use point-of-care technology Support & collaborate with an interdisciplinary team Work in or near your community

Eldercare Clinician: Excellent opportunity for a passionate individual with MSW seeking to provide psychotherapy to clients for a wide range of mental health and substance abuse issues.

Provide outreach services to homebound elders. Plan individualized treatment, consult with social service organizations, private therapists, physicians and other health care providers to coordinate treatment services. This position offers excellent supervision, flexibility and the opportunity to grow your clinical skills through training!

COMMUNITY REHABILITATION & TREATMENT Crisis Bed Program Coordinator: Seeking master’s level mental health professional with strong familiarity in recovery approaches for coping with major mental health conditions, as well as excellent leadership, organizational and teaming skills to coordinate CSAC’s two-bed crisis support program. Responsibilities will include providing support counseling, screening and planning for placement in crisis bed program, and discharge planning. Master’s degree in mental health field and two years of relevant experience required.

Community Support Staff: Provide outreach and office based supports to adults coping with psychiatric disabilities. Work flexibly as part of interdisciplinary treatment teams to provide treatment planning, coordination and implementation of services to assist individuals in recovery process. Excellent communication skills, patience, insight, and compassion and an ability to work well in a team environment. Bachelor’s degree with experience in human services preferred, or a combination of education and experience.

$500 sign-on bonus

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YOUTH & FAMILY Outreach Clinician: Join our dynamic team of clinicians and work in homes, communities, and schools with children, adolescents, and families with emotional and behavioral challenges and developmental disorders. We’re seeking creative thinkers for this rewarding position.

Requirements: master’s degree in a human services field, plus to to four years of relevant counseling experience.

CSAC offers a generous benefit package which includes medical, dental, vision, life insurance, paid time off and a 24 hour on-site gym membership. Submit resume and cover letter to apply@csac-vt.org. For more opportunities please visit csac-vt.org or contact Rachael at 388-0302 ext. 415.

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CDL DRIVER

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Curtis Lumber Company is looking to fill a CDL Driver (Boom) position at our Williston location.

Some of the responsibilities of this position include:

Immediate opening for a Delivery Driver/ Equipment Installer.

Please review job requirements and download an application and submit with resume from: kittredgeequipment.com Careers > Williston, VT

Call on the full range of your nursing skills & help people regain independence, stay healthy & find peace of mind.

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Starting pay up to $19 per hour for CDL License Drivers with boom experience.

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$500 sign-on bonus

Position includes medical, dental and vision benefits in addition to paid vacation and holidays (One of the best benefits packages in Vermont.)

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MATERIAL HANDLER OPENING

WATER RESOURCES MANAGER This position is responsible for providing overall leadership direction and technical expertise to programs and work crews associated with both the distribution and metering systems.

This includes repairing leaks, water main, service and fire protection installation. Requirements include a high school diploma or equivalent, five years of related experience with leaks, main installation, water service estimates with at least three years in a supervisory role and a valid Vermont CDL Class A license required within one year from date of hire required. A Vermont State Operator Classification, Class D, or equivalent, is required within one year of date of hire.

To apply, send a cover letter, resume and completed City of Burlington application by February 22, 2016 to:

HR Dept.

200 Church Street Burlington, VT 05401.

To obtain an application, please see our website burlingtonvt.gov/hr/jobs.

EOE. WOMEN, MINORITIES AND PERSONS WITH DISABILITIES ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED TO APPLY.

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Curtis Lumber Co. is one of the 40 largest and fastest growing building materials companies in the country and is committed to delivering top-notch service. Please email your resume to employment@curtislumber.com, visit our employment page at curtislumber.com or apply directly to our Williston location. EOE.

Curtis Lumber Company is looking for a Material Handler for our Williston location.

This person is part of a team that is responsible for providing exceptional customer service in a yard/ warehouse environment in addition to using proper material handling practices to load, unload and store material appropriately through the safe use of proper tools and equipment. Use of a forklift and/ or other equipment will be required. This position is outside in a variety of seasonal weather conditions.

The operations team cross-trains in multiple tasks including receiving, returns, transfers and operating the point-of-sale software to check out customers.

Opportunities abound at Curtis Lumber, as doers are acknowledged and rewarded accordingly.

Curtis Lumber is one of the 40 largest and fastest growing building materials companies in the country and is committed to delivering top-notch service. Curtis Lumber offers competitive salary and an excellent benefits package. Please stop by the Williston store to fill out an application, email your resume to employment@curtislumber.com or visit our employment page at curtislumber.com.

Curtis Lumber is an equal opportunity employer.

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(or working toward licensure) to work in our substance abuse treatment program in Montpelier. Experience with medication assisted therapy, group therapy, and intensive outpatient treatment preferred.

Please send letter of interest and resume to jsstonemd@live.com.

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Full-time

Team Sales Assistant St. Albans

Strong computer skills; some retail work required.

Full- and part-time

Retail Staff

St. Albans and Burlington

Strong knowledge of hockey and lacrosse; evenings and weekends required.

Resume to

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Chef de Cuisine American Flatbread Middlebury Hearth is seeking a Chef de Cuisine. Our ideal candidate will engage the farming community in Addison County by showcasing thoughtful cuisine that emphasizes the “farm-to-plate” ideal. This person is also a positive leader who is outgoing, understands the importance of good communication, and knows how to work with the dynamic tension between bottom-line profitability and local sourcing.

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salary. Interested candidates, please forward your resume to danielle@americanflatbread.com. EOE.

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Probation Officer District of Vermont at Burlington (CL-25/28) $39,171-92,336 Full-Time Permanent U.S. Probation Officers work for the federal court, conduct bail and presentence investigations. The minimum requirement is a bachelor’s degree in an approved major.

The position is hazardous duty law enforcement with a maximum age of 37 at appointment. An OPM background investigation, medical examination and drug testing are required before appointment. Starting salary range is from $39,171-92,336 (CL 25 to CL 28), depending on qualifications.

For further information and application instructions, visit vtp.uscourts.gov/ career-opportunities.

Deadline for complete applications is the close of business, February 29, 2016.

An EOE.

For more information, please visit our website at hiring.tarrantinstitute.org.

Please apply through UVM Jobs site: posting number S547PO.

This is a full-time, year-round position that offers a competitive

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Represent the Tarrant Institute for Innovative Education by partnering with Vermont middle schools to integrate technology-rich student-centered learning. Work intensively with teachers and administrators to help schools develop an infrastructure that supports effective middle school teaching practices and a culture that sustains educational innovation.

Provide customized professional development experiences for Vermont middle level educators through collaboration, direct consultation, and research-based practices. Applicants from all regions welcome.

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Full time RN needed to provide registered nurse availability by telephone for consumers with questions about their medication and related issues. This nursing assistance may include extending/refilling prescriptions for medications ordered by the agency psychiatric providers. This position also includes providing nursing support and services for two residential care homes; paid on call for these homes is required. This position is 35 hours weekdays, and based in Montpelier with occasional travel to Barre.

Must have solid clinical skills to apply to consumers of widely varied ages and health care needs. Experience with psychiatric populations and residential programs preferred. RN with current Vermont license required. Must have excellent interpersonal and communication skills, and strong administrative and medical assessment skills.

Experience working with psychiatric population desired.

To learn more or read our complete job descriptions, please visit our website, wcmhs.org.

Apply online or send your resume to personnel@wcmhs.org or Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601.

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Chancellor’s Office, Montpelier Come join our team! The Office of the Chancellor at the Vermont State Colleges has an opportunity for an experienced Lead Network/Security Administrator. We are a small group of talented problem solvers in a fastpaced environment looking for a motivated team member to join us.

The ideal candidate will be responsible a"esting to the security of the Vermont State Colleges information systems and infrastructure. This includes responsibility for network components of PCI reporting, IT policy review coordination and IT disaster plan review.

ADDITIONAL!RESPONSIBILITIES!INCLUDE" • Identify unsuccessful and successful intrusion a"empts by reviewing and analyzing security logs and event summary information.

• Communicate intrusions and compromises to appropriate level of management.

• Ensure integrity and protection of networks; audit network security system.

• Configure and manage firewalls, IDS and IPS products.

• Assist in the management of system-wide use of the VSC’s multi-vendor infrastructure including WAN, LAN, Internet and Internet 2.

QUALIFICATIONS" Bachelor’s degree in computer science and three to five years’ related experience. Knowledge of TCP/IP protocols and routing technologies: IPV4, IPV6, VPN, SNMP, OSPF, RIP (V2) EIGRP, BGP, VLANs and VRFs. Familiar with installing, maintaining and troubleshooting wired and wireless installations in a multi-vendor environment. Ability to work collaboratively.

The Vermont State Colleges offers a comprehensive benefits package including medical, dental, group life insurance, 403(b) contribution, generous paid vacation and tuition reimbursement. This is a full-time salaried position.

For more information, see the full job posting at vsc.edu. To apply, please send a resume, cover le"er and three references to jobs@vsc.edu.

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BROC-Community Action in southwestern Vermont is seeking an Executive Director to direct its operations in Rutland and Bennington counties. This leader will be responsible for program and fund development, overall agency administration, engaging with area community-based organizations, advocating on behalf of low-income people, and managing staff and budgets including oversight of the finance department. The ideal candidate will have a master’s degree in human services or related field with at least five years’ management, supervisory and grants management experience, experience working for a board of directors in a nonprofit setting, broad and in-depth knowledge of human services, excellent communications skills and ability to represent BROC well in the community. We expect a strong commitment to BROC’s mission. The Executive Director will be located in Rutland. There will be extensive travel within BROC’s service area with additional travel statewide.

seeks to grow their career in a place they’ll love.

for our high-volume Windjammer kitchen. We offer a competitive wage and benefits package that includes medical/dental, 401(k), paid time off and discounts.

MEDICATION ASSISTED THERAPY

Registered Nurse

Windjammer Hospitality Group Attn: Human Resources 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403 Fax: 651-0640.

▪ Part-time, 20 hours a week. Will be required to travel to multiple practices within Chittenden County. Providing care to patients and families, as well as teaching and preparation for continued support and success.

The salary range is $65,000 to $85,000, and BROC provides an excellent benefits package.

▪ Must have current RN license to practice in the State of Vermont and

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▪ Prior experience working with patients with substance abuse needed.

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Monday through Friday, 2 – 5 p.m. Preferred candidates will have a minimum of two years’ experience working with groups of school-aged children in a social setting and be versed 12:12 PM in a variety of activities to offer for the afternoon. Staff must be able to work in a high-energy setting, be able to multitask, and be creative and active.

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Spring Job Fairs

WAREHOUSE: Catamount Industrial Park, 947 Route 7 South Milton, VT 05468 Job Hotline: 660-3JOB Tuesdays: February 16 & 23

We have SEASONAL positions thru June/mid July

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Vermont Information Technology Leaders, Inc. has an immediate opening for a senior health care data analyst. Responsible for performing complex data analyses for internal business use and for client use.

Requirements: Five to seven years of relevant experience, master's degree preferred.

Email a cover letter and resume to human resources, hr@vitl.net.

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Staff Accountant We are currently accepting resumes for a Staff Accountant to join our firm. Candidate should have a desire to work in a fast-paced, flexible, professional environment.

Candidate needs to possess a degree in accounting and be eligible for certification or be certified.

Experience in Auditing and Tax Preparation is ideal.

Competitive salary and benefit package offered.

Send cover letter and resume to: Lori M. Batchelder, Business Manager Sullivan Powers and Co., P.C. P.O. Box 947 Montpelier, VT 05601 lbatchelder@sullivanpowers.com

Spring Lake Ranch Therapeutic Community, a uniquely relational therapeutic farm on 650 beautiful acres, supports and empowers people with mental health and addiction challenges to grow, thrive and gain independence. The Human Resources Director works collaboratively with a variety of other staff to fulfi ll the human resource needs of Spring Lake Ranch. Hiring, performance evaluations, orientation, training, employee mentorship, committees, job descriptions, benefit administration, employee assistance program, risk management, employment law and licensing compliance. Bachelor’s degree and minimum of two years human resources experience required. Experience in nonprofit and/or social service HR is preferred. Full time with benefits; 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Mondays-Fridays. Resume to hr@ springlakeranch.org.

named by Vermont Business 12/21/15 Magazine as one of the best places to work in Vermont for the fourth year in a row!

CHIEF OPERATIONS OFFICER (COO) The Vermont Foodbank is currently seeking an exceptional professional to join our executive team as COO. We are a mission-driven, statewide nonprofit organization that provides quality food and other services to Vermont’s hungry.

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This position requires a motivational, strategic, open and collaborative leader who will continue our drive to create a Vermont where no one goes hungry. The COO provides strategic and practical leadership for all aspects of Foodbank operations; encompassing three distribution centers, transportation and logistics for delivery to hundreds of locations, food sourcing, program implementation and project development.

The ideal candidate should be entrepreneurial, a deft manager and possess outstanding partnering skills.

They must be dedicated to food safety and thrive in a culture where all employees share in the passion of delivering the Vermont Foodbank mission.

Learn more at vtfoodbank.org.

A complete job description is available upon request.

Position will remain open until filled.

Send application, cover letter and job resume to:

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Corporate Support Associate If you have a passion for VPR and helping Vermont businesses grow, consider becoming our new Corporate Support Associate. You’ll work with businesses and organizations that use VPR to reach the desirable public radio audience through traditional underwriting on VPR and VPR Classical, as well as through sponsorship of podcasts, our web and mobile sites, and special programs and events.

You’ll exercise your creativity, strategic thinking and strong communication skills daily as you present opportunities to prospective underwriters. Your account management prowess means you’ll be on top of renewals and copy deadlines.

We expect you to have at least three years of experience in marketing; development; or media buying or sales. Of course, you’ll present yourself professionally in person, in writing and on the phone, and you aren’t shy at networking events. It’s important to you that you work with a dedicated and curious team of people who take what they do very seriously and also appreciate a good sense of humor.

While our offices are located at Fort Ethan Allen in Colchester, we are open to considering a flexible office schedule for candidates from outside Chittenden County.

To apply, email your cover letter, resume and completed VPR job application to careers@ vpr.net. No phone calls, please. This full-time position offers a generous range of benefits and will remain open until filled.

Vermont Public Radio

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New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest credit union with seven branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in service, convenience and simplicity. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website, nefcu.com, to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

Vermont Principals’ Association, Montpelier.

Duties: Office and clerical support, event coordination, inventory, projects. Apply: Send resume and a listing of references to Ken Page at kpage@vpaonline.org.

Position available until filled by qualified applicant; (40 hours) includes generous benefit package.

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Do you exude positive energy? Are you looking for a challenge? Like to play? Want to work with children/youth?

Contact Center Manager NEFCU is looking for an experienced person to direct the operations of our 20-plus FTE Contact Center. The Contact Center Manager implements contact center strategies, assesses capacity, does needs assessment and establishes staff and technical requirements for successful operations. The manager monitors and reports all center, related information including service levels, member feedback, staff productivity and activities related to Call Center success. The Call Center Manager is responsible for the performance management of staff, is a partner with HR in the selection process for Call Center staff, and is responsible for training and Call Center staff capacity. The Contact Center Manager works with internal and external software partners to ensure call center application functionality is maximized and Call Center staff is knowledgeable and prepared to support new products and provide delivery channel software application assistance to members. The preferred candidate will have a minimum of five years’ call center management experience and demonstrated success managing people, process, and systems for success in a fast-paced, high-standards call center environment. The successful candidate will be a self-confident, collaborative motivator with exceptional communication skills. An associate’s or bachelor’s degree is preferred. The position reports to the Senior Retail Executive.

New England Federal Credit Union 141 Harvest Lane Williston, VT 05495 Attn: Human Resources.

NEFCU enjoys an employer-of-choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10 percent. More than 96 percent of our 165 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work (2014 Annual Staff Survey).

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If so, we currently have multiple BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST positions available. Work with children and youth while implementing an individualized behavior plan in school, day treatment and/ or community settings with support from a fun, dynamic and creative team. Training, advancement opportunity and excellent benefits await you.

To learn more or to read our complete job descriptions, visit our website, wcmhs.org.

Qualified applicants, please send a letter of interest and current resume to hr@nefcu.com or

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Providing Innovative Mental Health and Educational Services to Vermont’s Children & Families.

Assistant Business Manager

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NFI Vermont, a fast paced, multi-program, non-profit agency, is looking for a dynamic individual to manage budget development, cash flow, financial statements preparation, analysis and projections, accounts payable oversight and reporting. Requirements include BA in accounting or business and three to five years relevant experience, proficiency in Microsoft Excel and office. We offer a competitive salary and benefit package.

Please send cover letter, resume and salary requirements to Kathy Pettengill, Director of Operations, NFI Vermont, 30 Airport Road, South Burlington, VT 05403, or email: kathypettengill@nafi.com. EOE

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The Residence at Shelburne Bay, a premier Level III hospitality-oriented senior living community in Shelburne, is accepting applications for Caregivers for the following positions: Overnights

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A Caregiver’s role is vital to the quality of our residents’ daily lives. You will make a difference in their live as well as your own, including a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction in helping others.

Applicants must have good verbal and written communications skills and be nurturing, caring and reliable. Must be comfortable with computers. Previous caregiving experience preferred; however, we are willing to train applicants with strong qualifications and the willingness to learn. Candidates are also eligible to apply for a promotion to medication technician after 90 days of exemplary performance.

Background checks required.

We offer competitive salaries and benefits for full-time positions including health, dental, vision, paid time off and a comfortable and peaceful working environment where our residents are nurtured and allowed to age with grace and dignity.

Pillsbury Senior Communities have been serving the needs of Vermont seniors for over 30 years. We are looking for a dynamic RN to fulfill an open position on our South Campus located in South Burlington. Our Mission is to make a difference in the changing lives of our residents by providing a safe home-like community with a compassionate and caring staff.

Please send resume to Liza Rixon lrixon@pillsburymanor.com.

To learn more about Pillsbury, see available job openings or to read our complete job description, visit our website pillsburyseniorcommunities.com/careers.

FULL-TIME LNA OPPORTUNITIES IN SOUTH BURLINGTON!

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$1,000 SIGN-ON BONUS! Centurion, a partnership between MHM Services and Centene Corporation, is a leading provider of health care services to correctional facilities nationwide.

Centurion of Vermont is proud to be the provider of health care services to the Vermont Department of Corrections.

We invite you to learn more about the environment that is often referred to as “nursing’s best-kept secret” — correctional nursing.

We are currently seeking Vermont Licensed Nursing Assistants to provide nursing care in a correctional health care setting. We have a full-time evening shift, 2 -10:30 p.m., available at 32 hours per week at our Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility in South Burlington.

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Requirements for the Licensed Nursing Assistant must be a graduate of a Licensed Nursing Assistant program and have an active Vermont Nursing Assistant license. We are willing to train. Must be able to pass background investigation and obtain agency security clearance.

Send reply with your resume or stop by and pick up an application at: The Residence at Shelburne Bay 185 Pine Haven Shores Road Shelburne, VT 05482

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Long Trial is a very well-established and growing Craft Brewery located in scenic Vermont. We are expanding, and looking for:

BREWER AND CELLARPERSON

Someone passionate about brewing beer at a company dedicated to safety and quality. We have a manually operated 60-bbl brewhouse running seven days a week, through two to three shifts. You will be joining a small production team responsible for the day to day production of great beer. The right person will have a strong interest and engagement in the brewing community, prior commercial brewing experience, and a strong understanding of brewing science and technology. A love of the outdoors is a must!

Responsibilities: Wort production • Yeast management • Dry hopping and finings dosing • Filtration • Beer/wort transfers • Carbonation • Cleaning and sanitation • Routine quality checks such as gravity, pH and DO monitoring Requirements: Proficient in Microsoft Office. One to two years of commercial brewing experience (high volume production work preferred). Solid understanding of brewing science technology & operations (Formal brewing education/certification preferred). Able to work as needed on nights, weekends & holidays, with overtime. Able to work in environments that are hot, cold, wet, loud, on ladders, with chemicals, able to frequently lift at least 55 lbs.

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The Senior Accountant position is a critical position in the Finance and Administration department of this high-tech electronics manufacturing company. This position is responsible for the accurate and timely completion of the financial close process, financial analyses, reports and account reconciliations, export administration, payroll, and providing support to the accounting and finance team. Candidates should have BS in accounting or finance and at least three years experience in the accounting field. This position reports directly to the CFO. Must be able to manage time effectively and prioritize tasks while meeting deadlines and maintaining accuracy. Maintaining confidentiality of sensitive information is a must.

Send resumes to: hr@polhemus.com POLHEMUS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER. ALL QUALIFIED APPLICANTS WILL RECEIVE CONSIDERATION FOR EMPLOYMENT WITHOUT REGARD TO RACE, COLOR, RELIGION, SEX, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, GENDER IDENTITY, OR NATIONAL ORIGIN.

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We are looking for a creative brewer to head up our R & D brewing program, through which we develop4t-Polhemus021016.indd all new products we brew in the production brewery, plus a lot of fun projects beers we brew just for amusement or for learning purposes. This person would report directly to the Brewmaster, and work with very talented team of brewers on their developmental projects. We’re looking for someone with some experience working either previously in a similar position, or for someone who has experience in a small brewery setting (brewpub or nano) who’d like to move up in scale, and be part of a larger team. We run an active R&D program, which we’d like to step up to hyperactive. Some of the work would be very creative and we’d value someone with broad appreciation of styles and process, even more crucially this person must be a very diligent and detail-oriented brewer, capable of repeatable work.

Responsibilities: Working with others and independently on recipe development • Small-scale brewing, processing and finishing • Presenting trial beers to the sensory team for feedback • Raw material procurement and evaluation Requirements: Proficient in Microsoft Office. Solid (multiple years) of commercial, small scale brewing experience.

A demonstrated track record of innovative and creative beer-making. Ability to work independently or as part of a team. Able to work in environments that are hot, cold, wet, loud, on ladders, with chemicals, able to frequently lift at least 55 lbs.

PACKAGING TEAM SUPERVISOR

Long Trail is in search of a Packaging Team Supervisor to help ensure that our amazing beer is properly packaged before it leaves our brewery. This person will work closely with the Brewmaster and other managers to develop high standards of operation in all packaging operations and areas, and provide the floor-level leadership to maintain those levels of operation and standards of sanitation at all times.

Key Accountabilities • Production work, generally in support of the packaging team members • Floor-level supervision of team members, promoting safety, quality and efficiency of operations • Administrative duties, including maintaining SOP and training documentation, and maintaining work schedules, and reporting KPIs. Qualifications • High school diploma or Equivalent • Demonstrate ability to provide leadership in a production environment • Must have solid computer literacy and strong communications skills. The ability to effectively delegate will be a key to success.

• Experience in a production environment is required: specific experience in a packaging beverage facility, especially a brewery is preferred.

• Experience working under HAACP protocols is highly preferred.

• Long Trail offers a full benefit package, including medical, dental and vision insurances, paid time off, a matching 401(k) plan, and meal and retail discounts.

Stacie Eaton HR Manager, Long Trail Brewing Company 5520 US Route 4 Bridgewater Corners, VT 05035

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Information Security Analyst

Peoples United Bank, located in Burlington, is hiring an Information Security Analyst. Working as a member of a team responsible for the identification, tracking, and monitoring of information security threats on corporate systems. The individual will utilize established processes and tools to focus on incident response, threat identification, analysis, and remediation.

The ideal candidate will have: • • • • • • • •

2+ years Information Security Analysis experience 2+ years Security Information and Event Management (SIEM) experience Professional security certification preferred (ie., CEH, GSEC, Security+) Knowledge of security tools, technical security concepts, and security monitoring Understanding of computing vulnerabilities, exploits, attacks, and TTPs Strong analytical and research skills Experience scripting in Python, Perl, or PHP Strong written and verbal communication skills

For more details and to apply online, please visit our career website at: peoples.com/careers.

Requisition Number 5001BR

Join us and show what your know-how can do.

or email stacie.eaton@longtrail.com.

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COMMERCIAL PROPERTY MANAGER

HAIR STYLIST Be your own boss, full-time, part-time.

HAIR DYNASTY 590 North Brownell Rd., Williston, VT 05495

Contact Robin, 652-2083

Leaps and Bounds is hiring 2/5/16

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to join our growing childcare team!

Email resumes to krista@ leapsvt.com, or call 879-0130.

CAREER OPPORTUNITY

Join Champlain Housing Trust’s Property Management team in Burlington, serve the affordable housing needs of a diverse group of people, and manage CHT’s Commercial Property Portfolio. You will be responsible for leasing, marketing, tenant relations, rent collections, rent increase implementation, lease enforcement and compliance with Federal, State and local programs. Qualified applicants must have excellent customer service skills, be organized with attention to detail, able to work independently while enjoying a team environment, communicate effectively, exercise sound judgment, and committed to a membership-based model of community controlled and permanently affordable housing.

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CHT is a socially responsible employer offering a competitive salary commensurate based on experience. Our benefit package includes training, health insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave, 403(b), disability and life insurance. Submit a cover letter and resume by February 26th to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, 88 King Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or email HR@champlainhousingtrust.org. No phone calls, please.

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER - CHT is committed to a diverse workplace and highly encourages women, persons with disabilities, Section 3 residents, and people from diverse racial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds to apply.

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ALSO HIRING: Part-Time Aquatics Director Member Services PlaySpace Lifeguards Swim Instructors PT/FT Kids & Fitness Head and Assistant Teachers Aquatic Group Exercise Instructors

Please send resumes to kimk@edgevt.com.

Inspire and support Vermont communities to fulfill their potential as walkable, bikeable, livable communities. Full-time. Year-round.

‘Better by Bike’ Business Services Manager

Lead the charge, help businesses and organizations attract and retain talent and customers through walking & biking. Part-time. Year-round.

Island Line Bike Ferry Operations Manager

Be at the helm of this much-loved, world renowned service. Work closely with seasonal Captains/crew/volunteer team. Part-time. April to Oct. Flexible work schedule. Awesome team. Equal opportunity employer.

Interviews start 2/23. Positions open until filled. For full job description and benefits visit: www.localmotion.org/about/jobs

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LAMOILLE COUNTY PLANNING COMMISSION MO R R I SV I L L E , V T Lamoille Restorative Center is hiring a

Case Manager

Do you want to help make life better for children and families affected by parental incarceration?

LRC is a team-oriented, nonprofit agency based in Hyde Park. We are looking for an experienced home-visiting case manager to join our team providing full-time comprehensive case management to support family health and well-being, school/vocational success, and community connections.

Collaboration and coordination is necessary with a variety of community, state and federal agencies, institutions and programs.

Bachelor’s degree is preferred and relevant case management experience is required. Desired personal attributes include resourcefulness, flexibility, excellent communication skills and a clear sense of boundaries. The successful candidate should also possess knowledge in the following areas: trauma; substance use; sexual abuse and domestic violence; poverty; child development; parent education, and criminogenic risk factors. Familiarity with the criminal justice system and state/local services is beneficial.

Interested individuals can apply by sending a cover letter and resume to the following email address: info@lrcvt.org.

Applications accepted until position is filled.

LRC is an equal opportunity employer.

More information about LRC is available at lrcvt.org.

Equal opportunity employer.

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Community Advocacy Manager

REGIONAL/LAND USE PLANNER

Social Media and PR Specialist.

The ideal candidate will have experience creating brand recognition through social media. Must have business experience with Facebook, Twitter, Flicker, Instagram, YouTube and Word Press.

Join the team that is making it happen!

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The Edge is looking for someone to build community and tell the amazing stories held within our walls through social media.

Do you believe that walking and biking should be within reach for all Vermonters, and that Vermont can be the best state for biking on the east coast? So do we!

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Join the planning team in one of Vermont’s premier recreation destinations. The Lamoille County Planning Commission seeks a versatile, results-oriented planner with experience in community development or local and regional planning. This position is multi-faceted and requires broad knowledge of municipal and regional comprehensive planning as well as federal and state planning law. Knowledge of natural resources and transportation planning and of a variety of implementation techniques, including municipal zoning bylaws, subdivision regulations, and nonregulatory tools would be helpful. The planner will help to build strong rural communities by implementing projects and programs of the Commission. The planner may also assist communities and the region to integrate land use planning and community development with emergency preparedness and mitigation planning initiatives to build community resiliency.

This position requires effective written and verbal communication skills, including the ability to translate complex planning concepts, data and technical language into a form that is meaningful and accessible to board members and local officials.

Applicants must be able to work in a team environment as well as independently and must possess a strong customer service ethic.

The position requires a bachelor’s degree in planning or a closely related field and at least three years of relevant experience.

Salary between $35,000-45,000, commensurate with experience.

LCPC offers an excellent work environment and health and retirement benefits. Please submit a cover letter, resume, three references and salary requirements by February 19, 2016, via email to Tasha Wallis, Executive Director, at tasha@lcpcvt.org.

For additional information, visit lcpcvt.org.

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Mansfield Hall is an innovative residential college support program for students with diverse learning needs.

SPECIAL EDUCATOR

We are seeking a dynamic Special Education professional to serve as our Academic Case Manager. This position requires excellent teaching, organization, planning, and written and oral communication skills. The ability to multitask and collaborate with our academic partners in the collegiate community is important. Having a commitment to the success of all students and ability to understand and teach to various learning styles is required. Master’s degree in special education or a related field preferred. Applicant information is available at mansfieldhall.org/employment.

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DIRECT SUPPORT STAFF/SUBSTITUTES FOR DEVELOPMENTAL SERVICES NCSS is seeking individuals to provide part-time/substitute supports to individuals with intellectual disabilities both in their homes and in the community. Candidates should be able to work as part of a team, have strong communication skills and have a e ible schedule. E perience working with individuals with intellectual disabilities is a plus. Candidates must have a high school diploma or equivalent, valid driver’s license, reliable transportation and allow for background screenings.

Please visit ncssinc.org/careers to fill out and application and submit your resume and cover letter.

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Want to join the growing Health Care IT industry and work in a fantastic team culture? Perhaps you too, desire the friendly, casual, hardworking and client-focused environment offered by our 65 plus employee company located in the Champlain Mill in Winooski.

Washington County Mental Health Services is currently seeking the following clinician positions in our Center for Counseling and Psychology Services:

CLINICIANS

PCC has designed, developed, and supported our award winning pediatric software for over 30 years. As a Benefit Corporation, we place high value on client, employee and community relationships.

As our electronic health record solution is driving greater demand for our services, we want to expand our team.

Reach Up/ Community Based Clinical Case Manager: Seeking a collaborative, energetic, team-oriented, creative individual to provide mental health, case management, and brief psychotherapy to adults receiving Reach Up support. Services are primarily home/field based in collaboration with Reach Up, CCPS and other community partner programs. Master’s degree and community based experience preferred; Bachelor’s degree in social work, human services, or related field is required with five to seven years relevant experience.

As a result, we are seeking to fill the role of:

Marketing Content Manager

Community Support Clinician for Trauma Programs: A full time office and communitybased position with benefits, designed to serve adults, children and families whose lives have been impacted by trauma. The Community Support Clinician provides assessment and treatment resource coordination to help clients develop stabilization skills and establish emotional and psychological safety in the broader context of their lives. Trauma treatment services are team-oriented and collaborative with clients and other providers; they may include individual and group modalities integrated with appropriate resources available within the agency and/or wider community. Must be willing to work some evening hours.

Master’s level clinician with knowledge of the effects of trauma and experience working with populations impacted by trauma required. Experience working in home-based settings helpful.

PCC is seeking an engaging storyteller, interpreting information to create meaningful stories and develop exceptional content pieces to educate clients and the pediatric marketplace alike. In the position of Marketing Content Manager, you will own and execute on all internal and external marketing content initiatives, across multiple platforms and formats, to help client communication, engagement, retention and satisfaction as well as to support content creation for inbound marketing activities aimed at independent pediatric practices. This position requires a bachelor’s degree in a related field or relevant experience. This position also requires basic knowledge of SEO principles and best practices along with a basic understanding of creative applications (i.e. Adobe Creative Suite).

You will be connecting with diverse clients and internal audiences.

Healthcare or HIT experience is a bonus.

To learn more or to read our complete job descriptions, visit our website, wcmhs.org.

Apply online or send your resume to personnel@wcmhs.org or Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601.

To learn more about PCC, these roles and how to apply, please visit our website at pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is February 26.

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Full Time Club Controller

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Burlington Country Club is seeking a full time Club Controller. BCC is a private community committed to the highest standards of golf and hospitality. Controller is responsible for the Club’s financial transactions and financial reporting utilizing the Club’s accounting system. Controller guides financial decisions and enforces internal controls. Functions include but are not limited to reconciliation of accounts to ensure accuracy, member billing, sales receipts, A/P, A/R, debt management, club finances, payroll processing, IT management and HR administration. Candidates must have proficient knowledge in bookkeeping and GAAP, with a minimum associate’s degree in accounting or business administration or equivalent business experience.

Candidates must have excellent time management skills and ability to manage workflow during high paced seasonal activity.

Full time, year round, salary, paid holidays, vacation, health, employee meals and golf privileges. To apply please send resume and cover letter to jason.shattie@burlingtoncountryclub.org.

BCC is an equal opportunity employer.

MENTAL HEALTH AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE SERVICES Employment Counselor/Career Connections This position provides evidence-based supported employment services to adults who experience mental health challenges.

Conduct career assessment, job search and job development activities that specifically relate to a person’s interests, abilities, preferences and values collaborating with case managers and family members. The successful candidate will have high energy, optimism, compassion, hopefulness and experience or comfort level with sales and marketing. BA degree and car required; mental health experience preferred. Part time starting at $16.11 per hour.

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President Mater Christi School, a private Catholic school owned and sponsored by the Sisters of Mercy, is seeking a charismatic and visionary leader to be President.

We are an accredited academic center of excellence providing preschool through eighth grade students of all faiths with a quality values-centered education. This position is directly responsible for ensuring sufficient resources with areas of oversight including development, business operations, marketing and admissions, and community relations. The position reports directly to the board of trustees and works with a team of dedicated professionals including the principal, who is responsible for leading the school’s internal affairs. Applicants must submit a resume, statement of personal philosophy based on job qualifications and contact information for five references to searchchair.materchristi@ gmail.com. Deadline is March 15, 2016.

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Engaging minds that change the world Seeking a position with a quality employer? Consider The University of Vermont, a stimulating and diverse workplace. We offer a comprehensive benefit package including tuition remission for on-going, full-time positions. These openings and others are updated daily.

Staff Counselor - Counseling and Psychiatry Services - #S553PO - The University of Vermont is seeking a strong clinician to join our dynamic Counseling and Psychiatry Services (CAPS) team. The ideal candidate exhibits flexibility in both their therapeutic and collegial style and thrives in the fast-paced and cyclical nature of a college counseling center. This is primarily a clinically focused position that requires the ability to juggle various responsibilities including managing a heavy caseload comprised of students with a wide range of clinical severity within a brief treatment frame.

Counseling and Psychiatry Services is staffed by a collaborative multidisciplinary team of clinical and outreach professionals in three campus offices. CAPS is a department within the integrated Center for Health and Wellbeing.

Responsibilities: Primary Responsibilities: Individual, couples, and group counseling with students.

Secondary Responsibilities: Supervision of Master’s and Doctoral level students; crisis intervention and consultation with faculty and staff; campus outreach and program development.

Qualifications: Minimum of a Master’s in Clinical, Counseling Psychology or Social Work or equivalent by anticipated starting date of July 15, 2016. Vermont licensed or eligible for licensure required within two years of start.

This is an 11 month, full-time position. Salary is competitive and commensurate with experience, and includes a generous benefit package.

Grounds Maintenance Worker - Facilities - #S554PO - Maintain campus landscape including all ornamental plantings, minor pruning and shearing of trees and shrubs, turf, athletic fields, sidewalks, roadways and parking lots. Assist with the maintenance of irrigation systems. Assist with furniture/equipment moving.

Access information utilizing appropriate computer software programs. Promote a work place that encourages safety within the Shop and field. Operate a University vehicle. This position reports to a Maintenance Operations Supervisor and requires active engagement in learning and practicing principles of social justice and inclusion, environmental sustainability and delivering a great customer experience.

High School Diploma; Valid Vermont Driver’s License; 1 year of landscape maintenance experience; 1 year plowing experience/equipment operation. Computer skills desirable. Must wear Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) while performing specific job tasks.

Must have the ability to demonstrate an ongoing commitment to workplace diversity, sustainability and delivering exceptional value and great experience to customers.

The University is especially interested in candidates who can contribute to the diversity and excellence of the institution. Applicants are encouraged to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal.

For further information on these positions and others currently available, or to apply online, please visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com; Job Hotline #802-656-2248; telephone #802-656-3150. Applicants must apply for positions electronically.

Paper resumes are not accepted. Job positions are updated daily.

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications, from women, veterans, individuals with disabilities and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

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Join a creative team that teaches people to have a fun and rewarding life! Part-time position is a weekend shift including a paid asleep overnight. Help maintain a therapeutic and permanent residential housing environment for adults with Seven Days mental health/substance use issues and a previous history of Issue: 2/10 and implement behavioral treatment plans. homelessness. Develop Previous experience Due: 2/8 an byadvantage noon but having the ability to handle crisis situations and behave Size: 3.83 x 7 respectfully is essential. Starting pay is $15 per hour. Job ID #3079

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CHILDREN, YOUTH, AND FAMILY SERVICES First Call, Children’s Crisis, Clinician First Call, a 24-7 mobile crisis team, is seeking a Children’s Crisis Clinician to join our team. Supervision and extensive training provided. Responsibilities include emergency intervention for children and families in crisis over the phone or face-to-face, collaboration with community providers and referral to services including psychiatric inpatient treatment. Must have strong assessment, documentation and communication skills as well as the ability to multitask while working on an interdisciplinary team. Master’s degree in a mental health field, at least one year of mental health experience, vehicle and driver’s license required.

Salary starts at $39,000 per year. Those who are licensed will receive additional $750 increase to base pay. Job ID #3066

For more information, please visit howardcentercareers.org.

Howard Center offers an excellent benefits package including health, dental, and life insurance, as well as generous paid time off for all regular positions scheduled 20-plushours-per-week.

Applicants needing assistance or an accommodation in completing the online application should feel free to contact Human Resources at 488-6950 or hrhelpdesk@howardcenter.org.

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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Part-time

Our active, growing, progressive church seeks a self-motivated, multi-tasker to provide us with administrative support. The candidate must be able to maintain confidentialities, respond to needs in a timely manner, and work well with a variety of people We are a local non-profit 2/8/16 4:26 PM and demands. Must have excellent communication skills and community mental health center be proficient in MS Word, website maintenance, and have the providing a variety of mental ability to manage our church database. health and substance abuse services to Orange County and the Upper Valley

This is a 12 hours per week job with summers off.

Locations in Randolph, Bradford, Chelsea and Wilder

Send cover letter and resume to Rev. David VanderlindeAbernathy at aberlinde@myfairpoint.net.

Access Clinician: Clinician: The The primary primary focus focusofofthis thisposition position is assist assist Access is to individuals, couples and families, to gain access to mental health, individuals, couples and families in gaining access to mental substance abuse abuse and other services.

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This position involve gathering information fromfrom a wide array array of referral sources, will involve gathering information a wide of referral scheduling and conducting clinical assessments, designing sources, scheduling and conducting clinical assessments, treatment treatment plans, andplans, conducting therapy, supportive counseling, designing and conducting therapy, supportive emergency services, case management and referrals other counseling, emergency services, case management andtoreferrals services as indicated. to other services as indicated.

This MA M.A.level levelposition position(license (licensepreferred) preferred)works worksas as aa part part of of our our This centralized access access team team,and andinterfaces interfaceswith with all other agency centralized all other agency programs to assist clients in linking to needed resources. programs to assist clients in linking to needed resources. Our Access Clinicians areareexposed wide range rangeofofclinical clinical Our Access Clinicians exposedtoto aa wide presentations and a variety of mental health and substance presentations and a variety of mental health and substanceabuse issues.issues.

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We presently have several opportunities in our corporate Accounting Department:

Accounts Payable Supervisor Accounts Payable Accountant Accounts Receivable Accountant These positions may require some infrequent overnight travel.

Accounts Payable Supervisor position requires a bachelor’s degree in Accounting or a related field plus five years minimum experience in accounting or bookkeeping. Accounts Payable Account and Accounts Receivable Accountant positions require an Associate’s degree in Accounting or a related field plus three years minimum experience in accounting or bookkeeping. All positions require proficiency in MS Excel and Word. Experience with Great Plains or other accounting software preferred.

Please view a detailed description of the positions on our corporate careers opportunity page at ippi.org.

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The Institute of Professional Practice, (IPPI) headquartered in the Montpelier area of VT, is a private, non-profit human service and educational organization serving people with autism and other developmental disabilities in Connecticut, Maryland, Massachusetts and New Hampshire.

MA master-level MAClinicians: Clinicians: We We currently currently have have several several Master Level Clinician Clinician positions available for our Bradford, Wilder and Randolph positions available for our Bradford, Wilder and Randolph locations. provides outpatient psychotherapy, locations. This ThisClinician Clinician provides outpatient psychotherapy, supportive consultation, case casemanagement, management,and supportive counseling, counseling, case case consultation, and assessment services outpatientbasis basisinin the the office assessment services on on an anoutpatient office & and community.

Duties include conducting clinical assessments, community. Duties include conducting clinical assessments, formulating making recommendations for formulatingdiagnoses, diagnosis,andand making recommendations for treatment. and/or license/certification license/certification(preferred) (preferred) treatment. Master’s Master’s degree degree and/or ininpsychology Psychologyand/or and/orrelated related field. field.Counseling Counseling experience experience with a awide wide variety ofofindividuals and circumstances preferred. individuals and circumstances preferred.

Assessment, diagnostic and andcounseling counselingskills skillsareare essential.

Assessment, diagnostic, essential.

Maloney Properties, Inc. is seeking candidates for a fulltime Administrative Assistant at an apartment community in Burlington. This is a temporary position only and is slated to last about three months.

Responsibilities will include but are not limited to answering phones, greeting visitors, data entry, light bookkeeping and other administrative tasks to support the management office.

The successful candidates must have previous office support experience. Excellent customer service, strong attention to detail and strong MS Office computer skills are required.

At Maloney Properties, we offer our employees a competitive salary and benefits. EOE.

Interested candidates should apply online via

maloneyproperties.com.

The Institute of Professional Practice, Inc. PO box 1249, Montpelier, VT 05601-1249 Attn; Lois Nial

Send your resume to Rachel Yeager, HR Coordinator • ryeager@claramartin.org Clara Martin Center • PO Box G • Randolph, VT 05060

IPPI is an equal opportunity employer.

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Case Managers: Managers:Our OurCase CaseManagers managers provide assistance Case provide assistance in in obtaining treatment, treatment, employment, employment, independent appropriate obtaining independentliving, living appropriate behavior ininthe theschool/community school/communityenvironment environment to chronically behavior to chronically mentally ill adults, severely emotionally disturbed childrenand and mentally ill adults, severely emotionally disturbed children adolescents, and problems.

We adolescents, and adolescents adolescentswith withsubstance substanceabuse abuse problems. are are currently seeking Case Managers forfor ourourTransitional We currently seeking Case Managers TransitionalAge Youth, Reach Up, JOBS and Community Outreach programs in the Age Youth, Reach Up, JOBS and Community Outreach programs Randolph and Bradford areas.

B.A. required. in the Randolph and Bradford areas. BA required.

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Seeking an individual part-time (20 hours) to run bookmobile operations. $12.50 per hour.

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VOCATIONAL REHABILITATION COUNSELORTourism & Marketing: Director of Communications DEAF AND HARD OF HEARING Voc Rehab is seeking a Benefits Counselor to serve job seekers with disabilities Department of Disabilities, Aging and Independent Living

Department of Aging and Independent Living in the Rutland and Bennington districts. Benefits Counselors provide accurate, timely benefits information so that consumers can make informed choices Voc Rehab is seeking a counselor based in our Barre office to provide Experienced professional sought toVR lead the Vermont of Tourism about employment and benefits.

The nature of the job involves a diverse range counseling and caseworkDepartment services to individuals who are deaf of knowledge about state and federal funded benefits, program rulestrade and & Marketing’s public and relations efforts.

This mission-critical position and hard of hearing. This position will also serve the Morrisville, disabilities issues. A high degree of independent and flexibility is Newport, and St. Johnsbury VR offices.

Frequent travel will be is designed tothinking generate positive tourism-related coverage of Vermont in the needed to contribute to the well-being of consumers, and to provide accurate required. Duties include development and monitoring of case plans in national international marketplace.

The Director of Communications is information to all that inquire.

Must be aand self-starter and have excellent consultation with consumers and provision of training and assistance. responsible for the development and implementation ofLanguage a proactive business computer and technical skills.

For more information, contact: William Proficiency in American Sign (ASL) and technologies used Pendlebury at 786-5865 or email: william.pendlebury@vermont.gov.

Reference by individuals who are deaf hard of hearing is required. outreach plan consistent with the goals and mission ofand the Department of Master’s Job ID# 618552. Location: Rutland/Bennington. Status: Full time. Application degree in rehab counseling, social work, psychology or special Tourism and Marketing as well as maintaining consistent communications deadline: February 17, 2016. education is preferred.

Job Description:

via social networking tools. This position is responsible for all tourism media

Note: This position is being recruited at three levels (Associate, Level VITAL STATISTICS PROGRAM relationsSUPERVISOR in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted I and Level II) If you meet qualifications to apply for all three levels,

Department of Health

tourism story ideas to regional and national press you will needmedia; to submit development an application for allof three levels for which Are you interested in a position with statewide and national exposure? Do you you wish to be considered.

Reference Job ID #618521 (Counselor and itineraries; management of media contact lists; and enjoy working on a variety familiarization of complex issues every trips day, such as citizenship/ II), #618565 (Counselor I), #618584 (Associate). For more parentage, adoptions, birthsupport and death reporting, and fraud/ confidentiality for Vermont’s international public relations initiatives. The Director information, contact Hib Doe at hibbard.doe@vermont.gov or call procedures? Are you comfortable reviewing and responding to legal documents, will alsoagreements collaborate the Agency498-4935. of Commerce executive team in the deadline: such as court orders, and data-sharing with statewith and federal Location: Barre.

Status: Full time. Application agencies? Do you enjoy being the troubleshooter and finding creative solutions February 24, business 2016. development of a proactive travel trade and recruitment plan. This for meeting the needs of Vermonters? Do you want to help build and modernize position toforthe of Tourism & Marketing. an office which collects information that will servesreport as the basis muchCommissioner of the planning and decision-making at the Agency of Human Services and the Job Description: Vermont Department of Health?

Candidates must: demonstrate strong oral and written skills; have a BA in

Tourism & Marketing: Director of Communications HEALTHY HOMES PROGRAM CHIEF

Department Health Experienced professional sought to leadofthe Vermont Department of Tourism

The Vital Statistics Program Supervisor position at the or Vermont Department of have Public related field; a minimum ofhealthy five home years of relevant workand Interested in promoting environments for Vermonters &Relations Marketing’s public and trade relations efforts.

This mission-critical position Health is one of the most important positions in state government, since it is childrenand from lead poisoning? Astourism the Health Department’s experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont Vermont’s industry. is designed to generate positivesafeguarding tourism-related coverage of Vermont in the responsible for ensuring the timely creation and availability of all Vermonters’ Healthy Homes Lead Poisoning Prevention Program Chief, you will plan and birth, death and marriage certificates, and works with variety of national anda wide international marketplace.

Thewide Director of Communications implement state program strategies, conduct data analyses,isexpand statewide and federal partners.

The responsible Supervisor interacts significantly with a minimum Resume, writing samples and of three references should bebusiness for the development and implementation of a proactive the capacity of the program, administer federal and non-federal grant town officials, judicial staff, medical records staff, and state/federal agency agreements, and share effective prevention strategies with local, state, and submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency of Commerce and Community outreach plan consistent with the goals and mission of the Department of representatives to provide guidance on the issuance and modification of national partners.

You must have experience in strategic planning processes, vital records’ documents and the implementation of policies, procedures Life Development, One National Drive, Montpelier,consistent VT 05620-0501.

In- and out-ofTourism and Marketing as well as maintaining communications program management, and considerable knowledge of public health and and standards. This position supervises four to five full-time employees and via social tools.

This position is responsible for all tourism media state travel will networking be required.

Salary range: $45,000 - $50,000. epidemiology. For more information, contact Lori Cragin at 1-800-439-8550 manages all operations of the Office of Vital Records, including the customer in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching or email lori.cragin@vermont.gov.

Reference Job ID #618580.targeted Location: service window and timely responserelations to phone and email inquiries.

Burlington.

Status: media; Full time. Application deadline: of February 21, 2016. tourism story ideas to regional and national development press The Supervisor delegates and coordinates the work of the Office staff, but familiarization tripsbusinesses and itineraries; management of media contact lists; and directly handles the more complex inquiries from local officials, for5–10 Vermont’s international public relations initiatives. The Director and the public, as needed. The idealsupport candidate has years of experience in processing and managing vital records, municipal records and/or court Transportation Agency will also collaborate with the Agency of Commerce executive team in the records, understands and can apply state laws and federal regulations, is development of a proactive travel recruitment plan. ThisAnalyst The trade Vermont and Agencybusiness of Transportation is seeking a Configuration detail oriented and accurate, possesses excellent communication skills and III to join our growing business& process management (BPM) development position will tostaff. the Commissioner of Tourism Marketing. demonstrated experience in managing a busy office andreport supervising team. If you are a self-motivated learner with proven skills in computing, Additionally, candidates must be comfortable utilizing a wide variety of data integration/administration, agile development, then we want to hear software for accessing records and creating reports. Candidates with knowledge Candidates must: demonstrate from strong oralposition and will written skills; have for a BA in and experience of vital records’ documents and procedures are preferred. you. This be primarily responsible the development Public Relations or related field;and have a minimum of fi ve years of relevant work support of applications using Appian’s BPM Suite. Experience with Salary is commensurate with background and experience (salary range is Java or the Appian platform is desired but not required; technical expertise experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry. $48,714 - $76,170). For more information, contact Cindy Hooley at 651will be developed through knowledge transfer activities and vendor training.

1636 or email cynthia.hooley@vermont.gov. Reference Job ID #617877. more information, contact June Burr at 802-279-4214 or email june.

Location: Burlington. Status: FullResume, time. Application deadline: February and a For writing samples minimum of Reference three references should be burr@vermont.gov.

Job ID #618530. Location: Montpelier.

16, 2016. submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency Commerce Community Status: Full time. of Application deadline:and February 16, 2016.

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Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501. In- and out-of-

To apply, you must use the online job application at careers.vermont.gov. For questions related to your application, please contact the Department of Human Resources, state travel will be required. Salary range: $45,000 - $50,000.

Recruitment Services, at 855-828-6700 (voice) or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont is an equal opportunity employer and offers an excellent total compensation package.

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Washington County Mental Health Services is a not-for-profit community mental health center. We provide a wide variety of support and treatment opportunities for children, adolescents, families and adults living with the challenges of mental illness, emotional and behavioral issues, and developmental disabilities. These services are both office- and community-based through outreach. The range of services offered includes prevention and wellness, assessment and stabilization, and 24-hours-a-day, seven-days-a-week emergency response.

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Application deadline is Monday, February 29, 2016. For details, visit: americanmeadows.com/jobs.

• Housing Coordinator/NAPPI Trainer

We are proud to offer our employees a comprehensive package of benefits including generous paid sick, vacation and holiday leave; medical, dental and vision insurance; short- and long-term disability; life insurance; an employee assistance program; and a 403(b) retirement account. Most positions require a valid driver’s license, a good driving record and access to a safe, insured vehicle.

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Washington County Mental Health Services is currently seeking the following case management positions in our Intensive Care and Community Support Programs:

Director of Home Intervention: The Home Intervention Program Director has administrative and clinical responsibility for all aspects of Home Intervention, as well as being responsible for administrative and clinical supervision of the Assistant Director and program staff. The Program Director is expected to be available at night and on weekends for clinical and administrative consultation. Master’s degree in human services preferred with at least three to five years of experience. Supervision and administrative experience required. Seeking an energetic, flexible candidate with excellent communication and collaboration skills.

Community-Based Case Manager: Want to do meaningful work with great team? Good at thinking on your feet, problem solving and being creative? Interested in mental health? Recovery-oriented individual sought to provide case management to adults with severe and persistent mental illnesses.

This is a fast-paced outreach position that includes supportive counseling, service coordination, skills teaching, benefits support, and advocacy. Requires someone who is compassionate, creative, well organized, honest, dependable, and strength based; and has a bachelor’s or master’s degree in related field and a minimum of one year experience. Supervision toward mental health licensure offered.

PLANT MECHANIC WASTEWATER This position is responsible for performing preventative and corrective maintenance at any of the three wastewater treatment plants and pump stations. Also responsible for performing all general tasks involved in maintaining division operations and property.

Requirements include a high school diploma or equivalent, completion of a mechanical/electrical program at a two-year technical college and one year experience in a wastewater plant performing preventative and corrective maintenance, or three years working in a wastewater plant performing preventative and corrective maintenance or a combination of relevant education and experience. A valid Vermont State Driver’s license is required and the ability to obtain Valid Class B CDL license with tanker endorsement, as well as the ability to obtain a Grade 1 DM Wastewater certification for the State of Vermont within one year from date of hire.

To apply, send a cover letter, resume and completed City of Burlington application by February 22, 2016, to:

HR Dept.

200 Church Street Burlington, VT 05401.

To learn more or to read our complete job descriptions, visit our website, wcmhs.org.

To obtain an application, please see our website burlingtonvt.gov/hr/jobs.

Apply online or send your resume to personnel@wcmhs.org or Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601.

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EOE. WOMEN, MINORITIES AND PERSONS WITH DISABILITIES ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED TO APPLY.

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PRESCHOOL TEACHING POSITION We are looking for a responsible, creative, hardworking and professional preschool teacher for our licensed center located in Shelburne. We are a large program with approximately 75 children each day, open from 7 a.m. - 6 p.m. We offer paid holidays, paid vacation, dental and vision insurance, childcare benefits and paid education benefits including CPR and first aid.

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Communications and Event Coordinator Full-time (40 hour/week) with benefits

H.O.P.E. Works is currently seeking a full-time Communications and Event Coordinator to oversee the H.O.P.E. Works’ communications, events, and fundraising program. This includes managing HOPE Works’ external communication including social media, blogs, newsletter, press releases, annual report, etc. Additionally, the Communication and Event Coordinator will oversee the annual fundraising program, including special events, direct mail solicitations, donor cultivation, and the annual phone-a-thon.

Resumes will be accepted until the position is filled.

Interested candidates should submit a cover letter and resume to: Cathleen Barkley Executive Director PO Box 92 Burlington, VT 05402.

People from diverse communities encouraged to apply.

H.O.P.E. Works is an EOE.

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Campus Gardeners: Gardening experience required.

Yard Associates: Experience with heavy equipment & valid driver’s license required.

Delivery & Installation Associates: Landscaping experience preferred, valid driver’s license.

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Risk Reduction Program Coordinator for the Northwest Region of Vermont.

The Vermont Department of Corrections (VTDOC) is seeking proposals to provide oversight and structure to DOC programming in the Northwest region of Vermont.

The Vermont Department of Corrections is aligning programming statewide with an evidence-based approach. The Risk Reduction Coordinator will work with the Burlington and St. Albans Probation and Parole Offices to ensure that current contracted intervention staff deliver the programs as designed to supervised offenders. The Risk Reduction Coordinator is one of seven across the State, and will be supported through structure with Department of Corrections staff. The RRC is a 40-hour-per-week full-time contract position working at various field sites in conjunction with the identified needs of the VTDOC. Necessary qualifications and a full description of this RFP can be found posted at vermontbusinessregistry.com.

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Chef Contos Kitchen & Store Sweetheart Baking, Saturday, February 13, 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. 65 Falls Road, Shelburne. chefcontos.com

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will receive three drink tickets, which can be used for any of the drinks on offer.

Among the unique desserts will be beets served with chocolate and chocolate halvah, and ricotta served with bitter orange. Tickets are $55, which covers drinks, dessert and gratuity, and can be purchased at localvoretoday.com.

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Chef Courtney Contos will teach participants how to make an olive-oil-sweetwine cake and a chocolate sunken soufflé cake in this special baking class. Also on the menu that day will be ham, cheese and leek scones; lavender icing; and chocolate, prune and whiskey cake. Like many of her classes, this one will be a social event. “It will smell really good, it will be messy and people will be laughing,” Contos says.

Contos has been working with food for 15 years, earning her culinary arts degree in Chicago Courtney Contos and then working for Martha Stewart’s magazine Everyday Food before setting up her Shelburne shop in 2013. Misery Loves Co. Food & Wine magazine named Contos’ Winter Cocktail Series, Sunday, February 14, 6 p.m. 46 Main Street, Winooski. cooking classes among the best in the miserylovescovt.com country. No two of them are the same, so the particular set of recipes on In this first installment of Misery February 13 will be unique.

Loves Co.’s winter cocktail series, Recipes come from The Violet Bakery you can celebrate your love or Cookbook by Claire Ptak. Students your independence with whiskey will leave with four baked goods — or concoctions — made with WhistlePig whatever’s left after they’ve sampled Straight Rye Whiskey — and dessert. One their creations straight out of the oven. cocktail example: rye, Campari, cranberry The class is BYOB and costs $70. and husk cherry bitters. Participants

Citizen Cider offers an option for those who don’t want to celebrate Valentine’s Day in the traditional way — or at all.

Meghan Garry, general manager of the tasting room, acknowledges it’s not a typical romantic date spot. Instead of fighting it, the venue created the Single Citizens Valentine’s Day Social. “We wanted to make sure that folks knew they could come out on Valentine’s Day — alone, in a group, with their partner — and feel happy in happily not celebrating,” Garry says. The cidery will screen “non-sappy” films such as Labyrinth and Beetlejuice.

In addition, the Citizens team has crafted a special “forever alone”-themed cocktail list with such gems as Friend-Zoned (the Dirty Mayor cider with rum); Bitter Tears, a mix of bourbon, cider and Urban Moonshine bitters; and Dodged That Bulleit, with bourbon, Tuaca and vanilla bitters. The description attached to a drink named Big Red Flag reads: “Some red flags will have you running for the hills, but this one will have you coming back for more.” The event is free; drinks are $8; ciders are $6. (The full cocktail list will also be available.)

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Every Friday the Green Mountain Druid Order hosts a dance at Christ Church in Montpelier. The dance is free-form and the music will be an eclectic mix but mostly percussion-forward world music. The Valentine’s dance will include a chocolate-drinking ceremony.

Organizers will make chocolate using ground cocoa nibs and warm water.

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This third annual daylong event includes a competition and showcase of chocolate confections, baked goods and other desserts. During the morning and early afternoon, couples can use the on-site studio to digitally record their love stories as keepsakes. At 4 p.m., there’s a thematic lecture — this year’s is “Loves Me, Loves Me Not...: The Origin, Tradition and Agricola Farm Survival of the Daisy Oracle of Love,” by University of Vermont German professor and folklorist Wolfgang Mieder.

That’s followed by the allimportant tasting session from 5 to 7 p.m.

Underwritten by a “secret Valentine,” the event is free, including samples and recordings.

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Valentine Farm-to-Table Feast, Saturday, February 13, 5-9 p.m. 2674 Jersey Street, Panton. agricolavermont.com

City slickers looking for a rural experience might want to try Agricola Farm’s monthly dinner club supper, which happens to fall on Valentine’s weekend. First comes a tour of the farm and barn, then a fivecourse farm-to-table meal prepared and served by farmer Alessandra Rellini and Firefly Catering chef Richard Witting.

The Valentine’s menu features the cuisine of Verona, Italy: handmade ravioli, rabbit, venison, polenta, focaccia from Barrio Bakery & Café and dessert from Shy Guy Gelato. Since Agricola is a dinner club and not a restaurant, diners must purchase a monthly membership for $75. Email alerellini@gmail.com to make sure memberships are still available before purchasing tickets on agricolavermont.com. The event is BYOB.

Participants will then drink the chocolate. Chocolate is known to help open the heart, says Fearn Lickfield, coorganizer of the event.

“It’s a hard time for people who are single,” says Lickfield. “We’re a loving community, and you don’t have to have a partner to have a really good time.”

The dance is open to everyone regardless of religious affiliation. Guests are encouraged to bring an item such as a heart-shaped object, a rose or chocolate for the community Love Altar, which will be used as inspiration during the dance.

The event is $15 but free for first-timers.

Lickfield advises against having a heavy dinner before dancing. Check closing times of local restaurants if you plan to eat afterward. !

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Patrons can build their own burger or choose from nine specialties, including a burger topped with PB&J, a quinoa burger and a duck burger.

Also on the menu: sandwiches, salads and typical appetizers such as wings, nachos and poutine. The burger spot will have 14 beers on tap and serve cocktails and wine.

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Those liquid assets will complement a menu of sandwiches and snacks. “The heart of the menu is called Hoagie Nation,” Salmonsen says. A nod to the cultish Red Sox Nation fan base, that name describes the pub’s Sox-themed sandwich lineup. Options include the Green Monster steak and cheese, the Pesky Pole pulled pork, and the Big Papi, stuffed with meatballs and marinara.

The vegetarian option is known as the Yankee’s Suck. And, yes, the bar will play every Red Sox (and Patriots) game on big-screen TVs.

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with Citra and Simcoe hops; the strong dark ale has rich fruit flavor and a dry cocoa finish.

Master brewer DEAN ROULEAU says he modeled the third beer, a blonde, after regional brews from south of Brussels.

Rouleau is a Bow, N.H., native who has been making beer professionally since 1992 and owns San Diego brewpub Prodigy Brewing. The busy brewer also manufactures and installs custom equipment for small breweries and brewpubs nationwide. His résumé includes six years at San Diego Brewing and stints at California’s Stone Brewing, Pitfield London Brewery in the UK and Colorado’s Phantom Canyon Brewing. His beers have taken high honors in domestic and international beer competitions.

Though Rouleau remains based in California, he plans to travel regularly to Vermont to keep the beer flowing. He’ll focus on IPAs and Belgian styles — “The Belgians pretty much do everything,” he notes, “so that’s not very limiting.” For locals less interested in intense old-world styles or hop-bombs, Rouleau will keep light lagers and ales on draft.

But drinkers who nerd out over barrel-aged beers should know that Rouleau comes armed with a seven-barrel foudre (oak fermentation tank) that once held pinot noir in the Napa Valley. In St. Johnsbury, the brewer will use it to ferment fruit-tinged,

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LIFE DRAWING: Artists put pencil to paper with a live model as their muse. Bring personal materials. The Front, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 839-5349.

MIXED MEDIA COLLAGE WORKSHOP: Folks learn to cut and paste like pros with artist Carolyn Crotty.

Whirled Tree Arts, Burlington, noon-1:30 p.m. $5-10.

Info, 448-2141.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERERS’ GUILD OF AMERICA: Needleand-thread enthusiasts gather to work on current projects. Living/Dining Room, Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free; bring a bag lunch. Info, 372-4255.

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AFROLATIN PARTY: Dancers ages 18 and up get down to the kizomba, kuduro and kompa with DsantosVT. Zen Lounge, Burlington, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; party, 8-10 p.m. $6-12; free for party. Info, 227-2572.

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: Beginners are welcome at a groove session inspired by infectious beats.

Swan Dojo, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 540-8300.

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‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: Stunning aerial shots and narration by Harrison Ford propel this 2D and 3D salute to the marvels of modern air travel. Northfield Savings Bank Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:45 a.m. & 1:45 & 3:45 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING’: Naomi Klein’s examination of the tenuous relationship between capitalism and climate change inspired this 2015 environmentally focused flick. Marquis Theatre & Southwest Café, Middlebury, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 793-0662. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free.

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COMMUNITY NIGHT: Diners dig in for a cause at an evening benefiting 1% for the Planet. Partial proceeds are donated. Bluebird Barbecue, Burlington, 4:30-9:30 p.m. Cost of food and drink.

Info, 448-3070.

HERBS, SPICES & FOODS FOR ROMANCE: Edible items enhance feelings of well-being and love in a hands-on class with Giving Tree Botanicals’ Heather Irvine. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $14-16. Info, 224-7100.

HOW SWEET IT IS SILENT AUCTION: Fueled by appetizers, bidders make out like bandits while supporting area organizations. The Essex Culinary Resort & Spa, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $12-20. Info, 863-3489.

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TURNON BURLINGTON: Communication games encourage participants to push past comfort zones and experience deep connections. OneTaste Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, cj@onetasteburlington.us.

PATHFINDER SOCIETY: Competitors ages 16 and up give it their all in a fantasy role-playing game similar to Dungeons & Dragons. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7-11 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

BRIDGE CLUB: Strategic players have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.

TEEN & ADULT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Quick thinkers 14 and up rely on invented personas to face challenges and defeat enemies. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5:30-7:45 p.m. Free.

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BEER DINNER: Foodies earn their supper with a snowshoe hike or a cabin cat ride to Allyn’s Lodge, where gourmet fare pairs with brews from Lawson’s Finest Liquids. Sugarbush Resort, Warren. 6 p.m. $150; preregister; limited space. Info, events@ sugarbush.com.

VERMONT PRESERVATION SOCIETY FOOD SWAP & POTLUCK: Homemade, homegrown and responsibly foraged fare changes hands at a gourmet gathering. Bring five to 10 items to swap. Incubator, Winooski, 7 p.m. $5; cash bar. Info, 279-3444.

‘THE BLACK PANTHERS: VANGUARD OF THE REVOLUTION’: Rare archival footage informs this 2015 documentary about the rise and fall of the Black Panther Party. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Healthy donors give the gift of life. Diamond Run Mall, Rutland, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 800-733-2767.

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GIRL With a musical background combining cabaret, pop and contemporary opera, singer Patricia O’Callaghan is no one-trick pony. In the course of her 15-year career, the Canadian soprano has immersed herself in everything from traditional Latin American strains to classical compositions to Christmas carols.

Now, in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, O’Callaghan takes the stage with “A Thousand Kisses Deep: The Music of Kurt Weill & Leonard Cohen,” a program inspired by two of her long-time idols. Pianist Robert Kortgaard and double bassist Andrew Downing accompany O’Callaghan in this collection of heartfelt covers performed as part of University of Vermont’s Lane Series.

FEB.13 & 14 | FOOD & DRINK Sweet Sips When imagining Valentine’s Day, it’s easy to be overcome with visions of mouthwatering vino and confections that satisfy the sweet tooth.

Vermont’s winemakers indulge our fantasies this Saturday and Sunday during the annual Wine & Chocolate Weekend. Now in its fifth year, this statewide festival of flavors features 15 wineries, all welcoming visitors to sample their luscious libations paired with cacao-based treats and other desserts. Boyden Valley Winery & Spirits, Lincoln Peak Vineyard, Shelburne Vineyard and Hall Home Place Ice Cider are just a few of the purveyors offering oenophiles the opportunity to experience the Green Mountain State’s range of rich reds, whites, meads and ciders. Cheers!

WINE & CHOCOLATE WEEKEND Saturday, February 13, and Sunday, February 14, noon-5 p.m., at various locations statewide. Free. Info, 388-7368. vermontgrapeandwinecouncil.com

It’s Greek to Me Director Isaac Littlejohn Eddy wants viewers of Johnson State College’s production of Eurydice to “become so involved in the lucid dream we create that they feel they’re part of it, physically and emotionally.” To transport patrons to another time and place, cast and crew employ live video, sound and interactive media in Sarah Ruhl’s retelling of the Greek myth “Orpheus and Eurydice.”

Told from the female protagonist’s point of view, Ruhl’s adaptation puts a fresh twist on the tale of two young lovers stuck in separate worlds — one banished to Hades while the other languishes on Earth. Once pulled into this mythological dream world, audience members may never want to leave.

‘EURYDICE’ Thursday, February 11, through Saturday, February 13, 7 p.m., and Sunday, February 14, at 2 p.m., at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. $10; free for students. Info, 635-1310. jsc.edu

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LEGO CLUB: Youngsters ages 6 and up snap together snazzy structures. Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

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DANCE-BASED CONDITIONING: Melissa Ham-Ellis leads a series of stretching and strengthening movements. No dance experience is required.

Fusion 802 Dance, South Burlington, 7:15-8:15 p.m. $15. Info, 444-0100.

EATING WELL ON A BUDGET FOR FAMILIES: A weekly workshop with Frances Fleming of the UVM Extension highlights ways to save and get healthy.

Cafeteria, Central Vermont Medical Center, Barre, 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

‘FREE UP THE SHOULDERS’ SIXWEEK FELDENKRAIS SERIES: Folks who feel like they’re carrying the world on their shoulders learn techniques to release tension in the upper body. Bring a mat or blanket. Jonesville Schoolhouse Yoga, Richmond, 7-8 p.m. $15 per session. Info, 735-3770.

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‘THE MONSTER WHO ATE MY PEAS’: Based on the children’s book by Danny Schnitzlein, this musical tells the tale of a boy’s battle against his own aversions and fears. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 10 a.m. $4-10. Info, 603-448-0400.

ONE-ON-ONE TUTORING: First through sixth graders get extra help in reading, math and science.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

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MEDITATION: Attendees deepen their understanding of Buddhist principles and practices. Wellspring Mental Health and Wellness Center, Hardwick, 5:30-7 p.m.

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‘THE LION KING’: Themes from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Macbeth and Henry IV thread through Disney’s 1994 animated adventure. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

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SCIENCE & STORIES: OWLS: Fans of feathered fliers swoop in for a hands-on session about the nighttime hunters. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:3011 a.m. Free. Info, 864-1848.

TH E E B RA MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: TAJ MA HAL TRIO: CEL STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: Participants improve strength, agility, Engrossing plots unfold into projendurance and cardiovascular fitness with interval ects for kids up to age 6 and their grown-ups. training. Middlebury Municipal Gym, 7-8 a.m. $12.

Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10-11:30 a.m.

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MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: Give your brain a break at a midweek “om” session followed by tea and conversation.

Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 633-4136.

MINDFULNESS CLASS: Dogma-free meditative techniques lead to peace, joy and freedom. Exquisite Mind Studio, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 735-2265.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: Greet the day with a grounding and energizing class for all levels. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $10. Info, 540-0186.

NIA WITH LINDA: World music and movements drawn from martial, dance and healing arts inspire folks to find their own paths to fitness. South End Studio, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. $14. Info, 372-1721.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: A stretching session for all ability levels builds physical and mental strength to support healing. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensity physical-fitness program. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6:15 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

STORY TIME FOR 3- TO 5-YEAR-OLDS: Preschoolers stretch their reading skills through activities involving puppets and books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

TODDLER TIME: Puzzles, puppets, stories and art supplies entertain tots ages 4 and under. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

WINTER STORY TIME: Wee ones get the wiggles and giggles out with Mrs. Liza. Highgate Public Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970.

DAVID SHRIBMAN & CYNTHIA SKRZYCKI: The journalists demystify current events in “Confused by the News?,” a special First Wednesdays Series presentation. Goodrich Memorial Library, Newport, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 334-7902.

JANE C. BECK: The Vermont author offers excerpts of Daisy Turner’s Kin: An African American Saga.

Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 877-2211.

PATTRICE JONES: “Animal Liberation and Social Justice: What’s the Connection?” identifies links between the treatment of different species. Room 111, Cheray Science Hall, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:45-6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2000.

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‘MAD LOVE’: A rich, beautiful and independent woman seeks a sperm donor in Marisa Smith’s hilarious examination of modern romance. Barrette Center for the Arts, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $14-54. Info, 296-7000.

‘MOTHERS AND SONS’: Family ties are tested in this Tony Award-nominated drama presented by Vermont Stage. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $28.80-37.50. Info, 863-5966.

‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: Dartmouth College students stage Eve Ensler’s episodic play about the female experience of love, sex, rape and more.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $9-10; free for students. Info, 603-646-2422.

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BOOK DISCUSSION: Avid readers swap ideas about So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson. Local History Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

WEDNESDAY CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers analyze works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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KIDS’ DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Experienced and novice players ages 9 through 13 take on challenges to defeat enemies in this pen-and-paper role-playing game. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, jmuse@colchestervt.gov.

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YOUNG WRITERS & STORYTELLERS: Kindergarteners through third graders practice crafting narratives. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

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KIDS’ OPEN GYM: Physical fitness is disguised as fun for little ones ages 6 to 10. Church of the Nazarene, Williston, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-8591.

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: Drive to the hoop! Ladies dribble up and down the court during an evening of friendly competition. See meetup. com for details. Lyman C. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

YOUNG ADULT BOOK DISCUSSION: Bibliophiles immerse themselves in Sacred Heart by Liz Suburbia.

East Montpelier Room, Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665.

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Students build a foundation in reading, speaking and writing.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-3403.

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CITIZEN SKIMO RACE SERIES: A great workout and killer views reward skiers in this casual uphill competition. Main Lodge, Bolton Valley Resort, registration, 5-5:45 p.m.; race start, 6 p.m.; raffle, 8 p.m. $10; $35 for the season. Info, 434-6804.

MAKING POEMS THAT WORK: Penmen and -women prepare works for submission to PoemTown St. Johnsbury with guidance from Lyndon State College instructor Bill Biddle. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 748-2600, ext. 108.

ZUMBA: Lively Latin rhythms fuel this dance-fitness phenomenon for all experience levels. Vergennes Opera House, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 349-0026.

POP IN FOR POP-UPS: With a few folds and cuts, flat sheets of paper transform into individualized Valentine’s Day cards. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

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DOUG PERKINS & THE BESSETTE QUARTET: The Farmers Night Concert Series continues with the guitarist whose repertoire ranges from Bach to bluegrass. House Chamber, Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2228.

FIDDLE JAM: Acoustic players catch up at a bowand-string session. Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 7:15-9:15 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-1182.

MILOŠ KARADAGLIĆ: Hailing from Montenegro, the classical guitarist shows off his six-string prowess.

UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-35. Info, 656-4455.

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PROSPECTIVE FACILITATOR GATHERING: Community-minded folks learn the ABCs of leading the activism center’s educational programs. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 6.

SPEAK UP FOR HOUSING!: Those who wish to see change arm themselves with effective advocacy tools. Light dinner and drinks are provided.

Champlain Housing Trust, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 861-7395.

WOMEN’S INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE FOR PEACE AND FREEDOM MEETING: Socially conscious ladies convene to discuss upcoming programs and community-related topics. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

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ART PLAY TIME: Participants express their artistry through loosely themed projects in a fun, social environment. Expressive Arts Burlington, 10-11:45 a.m. $20. Info, 862-5302.

CREATIVE COLD BUSTERS: COLORING CLUB: Adults brighten winter’s grey palette with colored pencils and markers. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free; preregister; cash bar. Info, 748-2600, ext. 108.

OPEN STUDIOS: Creatives meet new friends and make art in a community setting. Expressive Arts Burlington, noon-2 p.m. $15. Info, 862-5302.

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‘ALTERNATIVE FINANCING RESOURCES FOR BUSINESS’: Entrepreneurs pick up tips on securing nontraditional monetary resources at this panel discussion and workshop. Community Room, Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 8:30-10:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 388-7953.

BURLINGTON BUSINESS ASSOCIATION BUSINESS SUMMIT: Strong Towns’ Charles Marohn keynotes this annual gathering focused on the theme “Moving Burlington Forward: Making the Shift From Plans to Action.” Burton Flagship Store, Burlington, 7:30-11 a.m. $40-60. Info, 863-1175.

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COHOUSING PRESENTATION: From energy efficiency to regular potlucks, folks learn the perks of living in a new village neighborhood in Bristol. Otter Creek Room, Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 734-0798.

PUBLIC MEETING: Vermont Department of Labor representatives welcome feedback on the state’s Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act. State Office Building, White River Junction, 4-6 p.m.

Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital, St. Johnsbury, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-4000.

dance

BOOGIE WOOGIE, CHARLESTON & LINDY HOP: AUTHENTIC SWING DANCE CLASS: Hoofers practice spirited steps from the ’20s, ’30s and ’40s in this four-week workshop. North End Studio B, Burlington, 7:15-8:45 p.m. $15; $20 per couple. Info, 825-6392.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.10, Fraternal Order of Eagles #793, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free; preregister. Tracy Hall, Norwich, noon-5 p.m. United Church of Bethel, 12:30-5:30 p.m. Charlotte Senior Center, 2-7 p.m.

‘PURRR’SES FOR PAWS: Attendees bid on handbags of all shapes and sizes at this benefit for the Humane Society of Chittenden County. Burlington International Airport, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $25. Info, 862-0135.

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GLOBAL ROOTS FILM FESTIVAL: THE MIDDLE EAST: Eight international motion pictures grace the silver screen at a celluloid celebration complete with receptions, cash bars and filmmaker Q&As. See vtiff.org for details. Burlington City Hall Auditorium. $5-30. Info, 660-2600.

‘JEFF LOWE’S METANOIA’: Jon Krakauer narrates this 2014 documentary chronicling the legendary alpinist’s rise to the top of the climbing game.

Proceeds benefit Crag-VT. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 888-547-4327.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.10.

food & drink

COCKTAIL PARTY: Themed libations please palates at a weekly sipping session complete with shuffleboard. Stonecutter Spirits, Middlebury, noon-8 p.m.

Cost of drinks; BYO food. Info, 388-3000.

FARMERS’ DINNER: John Larouche and Levent Unal break out the jazz harmonica and guitar to provide the soundtrack for a locally sourced meal.

Barnard Town Hall, 5-7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 234-5527.

MILTON COMMUNITY DINNER: Diners sit down to a healthful feast of freshly prepared foods. Takeout is available. Milton Middle School, 4:30-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 893-1009.

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ADVANCED ASANA SERIES FOR PRACTITIONERS OF YOGA & FITNESS ENTHUSIASTS: A powerful vinyasa flow prepares students for inversions and challenging balancing postures. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $12; preregister; limited space. Info, 448-4262.

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Winooski Senior Center, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 233-1161.

‘FREE UP THE SHOULDERS’ SIX-WEEK FELDENKRAIS SERIES: See WED.10, Sacred Mountain Studio, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $20 per session.

INPOWER YOGA: Ambitious yogis take on a challenging sequence in a heated studio. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 5:45-7:15 p.m. $15. Info, 540-0186.

KARMA KLASS: DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR A CAUSE: Active bodies hit the mat to support local nonprofits. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Donations. Info, 540-0186.

Art Sale & Silent Auction to benefit Stacie Mincher WWW.FROGHOLLOW.ORG

PERSONAL BEST RUNNER’S CIRCUIT: A smallgroup training class prepares athletes to meet their goals. Your Personal Best Fitness, South Burlington, 5:45-6:30 p.m. $15; free for first timers.

Info, 658-1616.

TROPICAL FISH CLUB MONTHLY MEETING: Speakers ranging from local hobbyists to nationally known aquarium aficionados share their expertise. Essex Junction VFW Post, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 372-8716.

‘YOU, YOUR YOGA & YOUR CHAKRAS’ WORKSHOP: Practitioners explore the physical, metaphysical and emotional connections created by the body’s seven energy centers. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 448-4262.

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Multi-Dimensional Vegetable Gardening - Lee Reich

Today’s gardens are smaller than those of years’ passed. With planning, though, today’s gardens can give get us a lot more bang for the buck in terms of space used and energy expended. Cost $20.

Saturday, February 13 • 11:30-1:00pm

Fruit Growing Simplified - Lee Reich

Simplified fruit growing emphasizes a number of straightforward practices (depending on the plant), including: pruning, soil, site selection, and natural pest management. Cost $20.

Saturday, February 20 • 9:30-11:00am

Seed Starting - David Boucher

Learn the basic science and techniques for seed starting success from the get-go, and do it right the first time! Cost $12.50.

To register, go to GardenerSupplyStore.com or call 660-3505. Pre-registration and pre-payment required. Classes are $12.50 per person unless otherwise noted. See GardenersSupplyStore.com for program details and for information on our lunch & learn series. 4+2 Plan is for Gardener’s Club members. Seminars are held at Gardener’s in Burlington.

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‘THE BLACK PANTHERS: VANGUARD OF THE REVOLUTION’: See WED.10, Craftsbury Outdoor Center, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

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TECH TUTOR PROGRAM: Teens answer questions about computers and devices during one-onone sessions. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918.

Free Children's Weaving workshop 1-3PM

February 20

health & fitness

FORZA: THE SAMURAI SWORD WORKOUT: Students sculpt lean muscles and gain mental focus when using wooden replicas of the weapon.

North End Studio A, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $10.

Info, 578-9243.

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SICILIAN WINE TASTING: Salumi and cheese pair perfectly with mouthwatering samples of reds and whites. Vin Bar & Shop, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $45; preregister; limited space. Info, 497-2165.

CORNWALL FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Interval training helps participants improve strength, agility, endurance and cardiovascular fitness. Cornwall Town Hall, 10-11 a.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

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MEMBER-OWNER APPRECIATION DAY: Coop subscribers feel the love at a day of raffles, vendor demos, samples, kids’ activities and chair massages. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Free; preregister for chair massages.

Info, 223-8000.

‘FIVE DANCES’: A young dancer finds his footing in New York City in this 2013 drama. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

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AARP FREE TAX PREP: Low- and middle-income seniors get help filing their taxes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:15, 10, 10:45 & 11:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6955.

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FATHER & DAUGHTER VALENTINE’S DANCE: Girls and their caregivers carve out one-on-one time on the dance floor. Capitol Plaza Hotel & Conference Center, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 225-8699.

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LEGO CLUB: Brightly colored interlocking blocks inspire developing minds. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

LEGO FUN: Tinkerers in grades K and up create unique structures with geometric pieces. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

PLAINFIELD PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Tykes ages 2 through 5 discover the magic of literature. Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 454-8504. ‘PLUTOIDS, CENTUARS AND CUBEWANOS: MYTHS OF THE NEW SOLAR SYSTEM’: Stargazer Kelley Hunter teaches kids ages 9 and up about recently discovered planets through music, dance and art.

Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 3:30-4:30 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 426-3581.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Young’uns have fun with song and dance. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Captivating narratives pave the way for crafts and activities for youngsters ages 3 through 6. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 264-5660.

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READ TO ARCHIE THE THERAPY DOG: Bookworms join a friendly canine for entertaining tails — er, tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:15-4 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-6956.

SHAVING CREAM ART: Fluffy foam takes on fanciful shapes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

THURSDAY PLAY TIME: Kiddos and their caregivers convene for casual fun. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.

WEBBY’S ART STUDIO: Temporary and permanent exhibitions inspire specialized art activities for all ages. Shelburne Museum, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Regular admission, $5-10; free for kids under 5. Info, 985-0881.

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DEBATE WATCH PARTY: Friends and neighbors gather in front of a giant screen to watch the Democratic presidential candidates duke it out.

North End Studio A, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 863-6713. presented by

seminars

DO HEAT PUMPS MAKE SENSE FOR YOU?: Energy efficiency is the hot topic at a workshop on this thermal-energy-harnessing home warming option.

Woodstock Town Hall Theatre, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 797-8611.

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WHO’S HOOTING?: Nature lovers ages three through 5 search for nests, feel real feathers and inspect an owl pellet. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 9-10:30 a.m. $8-10 per adultchild pair; $4 per additional child; preregister. Info, 434-3068.

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LITERACY OF THE HEART: Participants explore themes in literature and art during a workshop and talk with Vermont Public Radio’s Reuben Jackson.

Church on the Common, Craftsbury Common, workshop, 4-5:30 p.m.; talk, 7 p.m. $10 for workshop; free for talk. Info, 748-2600.

talks

PETER KING: The carpenter captivates listeners with “Progressive Sharecropping With Tiny Houses: The Gardeneer Concept and the Destination CSA.�

Classroom, Railyard Apothecary, Burlington, 7:309:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 933-6103.

theater

‘ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL’: Plainfield Little Theatre elicits a range of emotions in Shakespeare’s comedy. Plainfield Town Hall Opera House, 7 p.m. $10-12. Info, 229-5290. ‘BLACK COMEDY’ & ‘THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND’: Two short works of comic theater staged

by Middlebury Community Players have audience members in stitches. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $12-17. Info, 382-9222.

BRANAGH THEATRE LIVE IN HD: Dame Judi Dench graces the stage in a broadcast production of The Winter’s Tale, Shakespeare’s story of royalty, romance and magic. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $23. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘EURYDICE’: Live interactive video projection puts a modern twist on the classic myth “Orpheus and Eurydice.� See calendar spotlight. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $10; free for students. Info, 635-1310. ‘MAD LOVE’: See WED.10, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘MOTHERS AND SONS’: See WED.10.

NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: Benedict Cumberbatch plays the eponymous prince in a broadcast production of Shakespeare’s tragedy Hamlet. Palace 9 Cinemas, South Burlington, 2 & 7 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966.

THREE STUDENT-DIRECTED ONE-ACT PLAYS: Johnsbury Academy Theatre treats audience members to a triple header of short works. Stuart Black Box Theatre, Morse Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury Academy, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 751-2417.

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FICTION BOOK GROUP: Bibliophiles break down Waterlily by Ella Cara Deloria. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

JENNIFER ARMSTRONG’S ‘SHIPWRECK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD’: Nancy Schulz reads aloud the true tale of Ernest Shackleton’s doomed Antarctic expedition in four installments. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

MATTHEW O’NEIL: The author counters common conservative arguments in his book What the Bible Really Does (and Doesn’t Say) About Sex: The How, When, Why and With Whom of Scriptural Prohibitions and Permissions. Phoenix Books Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $3; limited space. Info, 448-3350.

SONGWRITING WORKSHOP: Seth Cronin guides musicians and singers in structuring original strains. 22 Church St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: Senior citizens and their guests catch up over a shared meal.

Montpelier Senior Activity Center, noon-1 p.m. $7-9; preregister. Info, 262-6288.

HOME SHARE NOW INFORMATION SESSION: Locals get up-to-date details on home-sharing opportunities in Vermont. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 12:30-2 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8544.

STREAM OF LIGHTS LANTERN PARADE: Sambatucada keep the beat during a lantern-lit procession to celebrate the unification of the Chittenden Central Supervisory Union and the Essex Town School District. Essex High School, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, bdickie@ccsuvt.org.

crafts

MAGGIE’S ADULT FIBER FRIDAY: Veteran knitter Maggie Loftus facilitates an informal gathering of crafters. Main Reading Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6maggie2@myfairpoint.net.

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holidays

OPEN-LEVEL IMPROVISATION: Structured prompts, imagery and partnering forge adaptive problem-solving skills in motion. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. $12. Info, 363-5544.

GALENTINE’S DAY: Ladies treat themselves to a night complete with fairy card readings, lipgloss making, massages and expert sex advice.

ONE Arts Center, Burlington, 8-10:30 p.m. $24 includes a cocktail; donations for massages. Info, 518-649-6464.

BALLROOM & LATIN DANCING: Samir Elabd leads choreographed steps for singles and couples.

See ballroomnights.com for details. Williston Jazzercise Fitness Center, introductory lesson, 7-8 p.m.; dance, 8-9:30 p.m. $8 for dance; $14 for lesson and dance. Info, 862-2269.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.10, United Church of Newport, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

WINTER WINE DOWN: Locals welcome the weekend with live music from Carol Ann Jones, awardwinning wine and mouthwatering eats from Cook Sisters Catering. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 372-9463.

fairs & festivals

MILTON WINTER FESTIVAL: A weekend of frosty fun includes moonlight snowshoeing, ice skating, a bonfire, sledding, sleigh rides and the Ice Crystal Ball. See miltonvt. org for details. Bombardier Park West, Milton, 6:30-8 p.m. Prices vary. Info, 893-4922.

ECSTATIC CHOCOLATE LOVE DANCE: A sacred cacao ceremony celebrates love without limits at a jubilant movement session with the Green Mountain Druid Order. Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $15. Info, 505-8010.

‘LOVE CHOCOLATE, LOVE STORIES’: Sweetness abounds when candy confections pair with tales of amour at this Valentine’s Day celebration. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 388-4964.

kids

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ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: Little ones up to age 4 gather for read-aloud tales. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

AXIS & ALLIES: Teens put their strategic skills to the test to maneuver battleships, submarines and air fleets in the World War II-era game. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:305:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

DROP-IN STORY TIME: Picture books, finger plays and action rhymes captivate kids of C all ages. Brownell M Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 Y a.m. Free. Info, CM 878-6956.

THE VERMONT FLURRY: SNOW SCULPTURE FESTIVAL: Using only hand tools and ingenuity, regional teams transform giant blocks of snow into eye-catching works of art. Weather dependent; call to confirm. Woodstock Village Green, 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

Free. Info, 457-3981.

DINNER & A MOVIE: A classic romantic comedy inspires a hearty supper. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 5:30 p.m. $20. Info, 223-2518.

GLOBAL ROOTS FILM FESTIVAL: THE MIDDLE EAST: See THU.11.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.10, 9:15 a.m.

health & fitness

BETTER BALANCE: A cardiovascular warmup, strength training and targeted balancing exercises combine to improve stability and confidence. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5-6. Info, 658-7477.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.10.

music

BARBARY COAST JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Joined by guest musician Gregorio Uribe, Dartmouth College students deliver a lively program in the spirit of Winter Carnival. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $9-10. Info, 603-646-2422.

OLD TIME MUSIC & JAM: A country and gospel concert by Vicki Moore and Joe Godwin gives way to a back-porch-style picking session. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

POSSUMHAW: The award-winning quintet serves up spirited folk and bluegrass with a side of big vocals. Williston Old Brick Church, 7-9 p.m. $10-14.

Info, 764-1141.

ROUGH FRANCIS: Fans get fired up for a raucous punk-rock set. Sleeping In, DJ Disco Phantom and MC Mycelium open. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $8-10. Info, 540-0406.

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CREATING SPACE FOR BREATH: Increasing mobility through the abdomen and thoracic spine leads to more efficient inhalation and exhalation during all types of physical activity. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 5:45-7:15 p.m. $25.

Info, 864-9642.

MUSIC WITH ROBERT: Sing-alongs with Robert Resnik hit all the right notes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; groups must preregister. Info, 865-7216.

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AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT: THE FELDENKRAIS METHOD: From reducing pain to improving mobility, this physical practice reveals new ways to live with the body. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. $10. Info, 540-0186.

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Downtown Rutland, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1822.

EARLY-BIRD MATH: Books, songs and games put a creative twist on mathematics. Richmond Free film Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

2016 OSCAR-NOMINATED SHORTS: Cinephiles ‘IT’S IN THE BAG’: The National Theater of the Deaf screen live action and animated films in the runpresents a visually exciting, improvised play for ning for Academy Awards. See hop.dartmouth.edu theater lovers in grades K through 6. Chandler for details. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center for Music Hall, Randolph, 10 a.m. $6. Info, 431-0204. the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5 & 8 KIDS’ NIGHT OUT: Student athletes care for little p.m. $5-10. Info, 603-646-2422. ones while their parents hit the town. Bring a

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THE TAJ MAHAL TRIO: CELEBRATION SERIES: The blues master brings down the house with world music-inspired tunes. Dave Keller opens. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $24-48. Info, 476-8188.

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RIDE 365: Led by Burlington police chief Brandon del Pozo, pedal pushers journey to Battery Park, where coffee, pastries and fat-tire-bike demos await. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 8 a.m. Free.

Info, 863-4475.

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EDUCATION ENRICHMENT FOR EVERYONE: Champlain College president Donald Laackman schools listeners in “Champlain College and Higher Education.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

NATURALIST JOURNEYS LECTURE SERIES: Sean Becket leads a photographic expedition in “Polar Bear Wonderland.” Unitarian Church of Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

theater

‘ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL’: See THU.11.

‘BLACK COMEDY’ & ‘THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND’: See THU.11.

‘EURYDICE’: See THU.11.

‘MAD LOVE’: See WED.10.

‘MOTHERS AND SONS’: See WED.10.

‘NOISES OFF’: A British acting troupe is embroiled in its own backstage antics in Michael Frayn’s comedy, staged by Green Mountain Players. Barnard Town Hall, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 234-1645.

‘SEUSSICAL’ AUDITIONS: Thespians throw their hats into the ring for roles in Stowe Theatre Guild’s production of this zany blend of Dr. Seuss’ most beloved books. Stowe Town Hall Theatre, 6-9 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, bethesmond@gmail.com.

‘SONGS FROM AN UNMADE BED’: Gatherwool Theatre presents Jonathan Verge’s musical exploring love and relationships, both in and out of the bedroom. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7 p.m. $10-50. Info, 698-8325.

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BOOK SALE: Bookworms browse a selection of fiction and nonfiction titles, CDs and DVDs. Richmond Free Library, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

FRIDAY MORNING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers analyze creative works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup. com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

TRINIE DALTON & POROCHISTA KHAKPOUR: Two accomplished authors read from their respective works. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $5. Info, 540-0406.

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CABIN FEVER WORKSHOPS & DEMONSTRATIONS: Potential Picassos join artist Karen Winslow for the class “Alla Prima Portrait Painting.” Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 644-5100.

bazaars

ROCKET EROTIC POP-UP SHOP: A pre-Valentine’s Day sensual celebration features a range of kinky products for purchase. Buch Spieler Records, Montpelier, 6-9 p.m. Free; for ages 18 and up. Info, 249-4945.

comedy

VERMONT’S FUNNIEST COMEDIAN: BEST IN SHOW: The top five contestants from the annual battle of the laughs serve up riotous routines. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $13. Info, 476-8188.

community

COHOUSING PRESENTATION: See THU.11, United Church of Hinesburg, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 734-0798.

COMMUNITY BUILD IT NIGHT: Neighbors bearing tape, zip ties and their creativity prepare for the Duct Tape Derby at a sled-construction session complete with a chili cookoff. Cafeteria, Highgate Elementary School, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

HOME SHARE NOW INFORMATION SESSION: See FRI.12, Waterbury Pharmacy, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Free.

Info, 479-8544.

MONTPELIER MEMORY CAFÉ: People experiencing memory loss and their caretakers connect in a relaxed atmosphere. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-2518.

conferences

NOFA-VT WINTER CONFERENCE: Workshops, discussions and presentations address the theme “Our Soil, Our Health.” See nofavt.org for details. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 8 a.m.-7:30 p.m. $30-80.

Info, 434-4122.

dance

DANCE! FACULTY/STUDENT WORKS IN PROGRESS: Professional dancers and advanced students share modern, contemporary, jazz and hip-hop projects in an intimate setting. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 229-4676.

SECOND SATURDAY SWING DANCE: Quick-footed participants get into the groove with DJ-spun tunes.

Bring clean shoes with nonmarking soles. Champlain Club, Burlington, beginner lesson, 8 p.m.; dance, 8.30 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

SNOWFLAKE DANCE: Ken Ritucci calls the steps at this annual gathering hosted by the Green Mountain Steppers. See greenmountainsteppers. org for details. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2-4:30 & 6:30-10:15 p.m. $5-15.

Info, 879-1974.

TWILIGHT DANCE ENSEMBLE: Student performers find their rhythm in a recital combining contemporary, hip-hop and tap styles. Alexander Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College, 7:30 p.m.

Donations. Info, 626-3663.

etc.

WEEKENDS AT THE FARM: History comes alive when families visit livestock and tour a restored 1890 farm house. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $4-14; free for members and kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

fairs & festivals

MILTON WINTER FESTIVAL: See FRI.12, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

THE VERMONT FLURRY: SNOW SCULPTURE FESTIVAL: See FRI.12.

WINTER FEST: See FRI.12, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

film

‘ELEPHANT BOY’: Sabu stars in this 1937 adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s short story “Toomai of the Elephants,” shown on 16mm film. Newman Center, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Donations. Info, serious_61@yahoo.com.

FILM OPENING: ‘JERUSALEM’: Large format aerial shots take viewers on a virtual tour of the ancient city’s iconic sites, including the Western Wall and the Sea of Galilee. Northfield Savings Bank Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:45 a.m. & 1:45 & 3:45 p.m. Regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

GLOBAL ROOTS FILM FESTIVAL: THE MIDDLE EAST: See THU.11.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE TASTING: With the help of a tasting guide, chocoholics of all ages discover the flavor profiles of four different confections. Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807.

CIDER & CHOCOLATE: Have a sweet tooth? Satisfy your craving with handmade ice cider truffles and other tasty treats. Champlain Orchards, Shoreham, noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, 897-2777.

EMPTY BOWL BENEFIT: A simple meal served in handcrafted vessels raises funds for area charities.

The Mud Studio, Middlesex, 4:30-7 p.m. $5-25; free for kids under 5. Info, 477-4121.

HOME BREW SOCIAL: Suds lovers sample from a selection of locally made beverages and light snacks at this Full Barrel Coop W ’ GIVE IT UPP! SILENT & ED N event. Designbook, IO .10 UT LIVE AUCTION: Bidders bag | FI Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free; OL LM EV R | ‘T art, accessories and gift certifiHE TH E preregister for home brewBLA D OF CK PAN cates at this gala event complete THERS: VANGUAR ers. Info, 844-780-6797. with local eats, libations and live music.

HOMEMADE SPAGHETTI DINNER: Proceeds benefit Union Elementary School. Alumni Diners pile their plates with traditional or glutenHall, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 6:30-11 free pasta and meatballs. A cookie walk and raffle p.m. $25; cash bar. Info, jennybrownsheehan@gmail. round out the evening. Our Lady of the Snows, com.

Woodstock, 5-7:30 p.m. $5-8; free for kids 5 and INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: under. Info, 244-7734.

Brainstorming leads to forming activity groups for WINE & CHOCOLATE WEEKEND: Participating hobbies such as flying stunt kites and playing music. wineries sweeten Valentine’s Day weekend with Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. palate-pleasing pairings. See vermontgrapeandFree. Info, 658-0030. winecouncil.com for details. See calendar spotlight.

TIBETAN NEW YEAR CELEBRATION: Revelers ring in Various locations statewide, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, Losar with music, chanting, traditional fare and kids’ 388-7368. activities. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 633-4136. games AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.10, Green Mountain Mall, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Berlin Mall, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.

TORCHLIGHT PARADE & FIREWORKS DISPLAY: Kids don glow sticks for a snowy parade before resort employees dazzle spectators with a flame-lit excursion down the Open Slope trail. Pyrotechnics follow. Clock Tower Base Area, Okemo Mountain Resort, Ludlow, 7:30 p.m. Free; preregister for kids’ parade. Info, 228-1600.

NORTHERN VERMONT SCRABBLE CLUB: Wordsmiths use lettered tiles to spell out winning combinations. Panera Bread, Barre, 1-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 524-1801.

health & fitness

COUPLES ACROYOGA WORKSHOP: Thai massage, tea and chocolate top off this high-flying practice.

Sangha Studio, Burlington, 3:30-5:30 p.m. $20. Info, 448-4262.

COUPLES YOGA WORKSHOP: Partners open new doorways for communication in a playful Valentine’s Day class. Studio Zenith, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m. $40-50 per couple; preregister; limited space. Info, 563-2411.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.10, 8-9 a.m.

PERSONAL BEST RUNNER’S CIRCUIT: See THU.11, 9-10 a.m.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.10, North End Studio A, Burlington, 9-10 a.m.

holidays

AGRICOLA FARM DINNER CLUB VALENTINE FARMTO-TABLE DINNER: Members dine on a five-course meal inspired by the cuisine of Verona. Agricola Farm, Panton, 5-9 p.m. $75 includes membership; preregister. Info, alerellini@gmail.com.

MOTHER & SON VALENTINE BOWLING: Families hit the lanes to topple pins and make lasting memories.

Arrive 15 minutes before the start time. Twin City Family Fun Center, Barre, noon-1:30 p.m. $15; preregister. Info, 225-8699.

YOGA WITH YOUR VALENTINE: Sweethearts connect through partner yoga, massage and meditation. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $15. Info, 864-9642.

kids

CHESS TOURNAMENT: Strategic thinkers in grades K through 8 make calculated moves as they vie for their opponent’s king. Fairfax Community Library, registration, 8:45 a.m.; tournament, 9 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

FAMILY NIGHT: OWLS: Whooo’s that hooting?

Explorers ages 5 and up and their parents embark on a moonlit adventure into the habitat of the nocturnal fliers. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-8:30 p.m. $10-12 per adult/child pair; $4-5 for each additional child; preregister. Info, 434-3068.

PAINTING FOR TEENS: Young adults with basic observational drawing skills take their talents to new levels through a variety of exercises and projects.

ONE Arts Center, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. $24.

Info, oneartscollective@gmail.com.

SATURDAY DROP-IN STORY TIME: A weekly selection of songs and narratives engages all ages.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

SCIENCE CHALLENGE: Critical thinkers tackle tasks in biology, physics and more. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, noon-12:30 p.m.

Regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

SPANISH MUSICAL PLAYGROUP: Language learners up to age 5 get together for stories, rhymes and songs en español. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

STORY TIME EN FRANÇAIS: Caroline Juneau tells tales in her native language. Alliance Française of the Lake Champlain Region, Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. $5; free for members. Info, 793-4361.

WEBBY’S ART STUDIO: See THU.11.

language

LUNCH CONVERSATION GROUP: ‘LE DEUXIÈME SAMEDI’: French-language speakers chat and chew in a casual atmosphere. La Villa Bistro & Pizzeria, Shelburne, noon. Free; preregister. Info, michelineatremblay@gmail.com.

lgbtq

WINTER IS A DRAG BALL: Campy costumes and big hair reign supreme at this 21st annual bash hosted by the House of LeMay. Proceeds benefit the Vermont People With Aids Coalition. See calendar spotlight. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $30-35. Info, 652-0777.

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music

MICHELE FAY BAND: Led by the accomplished vocalist, the Green Mountain State group performs original and Americana tunes. Burnham Hall, Lincoln, 7:30 p.m. $8; free for kids and teens. Info, 388-6863.

A MIDWINTER’S NIGHT BENEFIT FOR JERICHO TOWN LIBRARY: Wine and hors d’oeuvres satiate listeners at a concert by the choral quartet Blue Gardenias. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 6-9 p.m. $15; for ages 21 and up. Info, 899-4686.

PATRICIA O’CALLAGHAN TRIO: The vocalist lends her pristine soprano voice to the program “A Thousand Kisses Deep: The Music of Kurt Weill & Leonard Cohen.” See calendar spotlight. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-35. Info, 656-4455.

PATRICK ROSS: Featuring everything from Bach to bluegrass, the one-man show “Fiddling Built to Last” has audience members grinning from ear to ear. Stowe Town Hall Theatre, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $25.

Info, 888-8838.

PHIL VASSAR: Boots tap along to contemporary country numbers by the celebrated songwriter.

Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $29.75-54.75.

Info, 775-0903.

A ROMANTIC EVENING WITH FRANCESCA BLANCHARD: The chanteuse of Charlotte blurs linguistic lines in French- and English-language songs from her album Deux Visions. The Hokum Bros. open. Mt. Philo Inn, Charlotte, 6:30-10:30 p.m. $34.50 includes concert and dinner; cash bar. Info, 425-3335.

TAR IGUANA: The jam-rock outfit takes the stage with selections from its 2015 release, Tympanum.

Apartment 3 open. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 9 p.m. $810. Info, 540-0406.

VERMONT PHILHARMONIC WINTER CONCERT: Lou Kosma conducts a program of works by Beethoven,

Brahms, Vaughan Williams and others. Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 800-762-8000.

WINTER WHINGDING CONCERT: Strong soloists, impressive harmonies and inventive choreography drive a program of cover songs by the Subtleties.

DStyle and Sheba get in the fun. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $9-10. Info, 603-646-2422.

THE WOEDOGGIES: Classic country, blues and Americana sounds thread through selections from 2015’s Sorrytown. Brandon Music, 7:30 p.m. $20; $40 includes dinner package; preregister; BYOB. Info, 247-4295.

of Fly Fishing, Manchester Center, noon-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 362-3300.

GREAT BACKYARD BIRD COUNT: BIRD MONITORING WALK: Avian enthusiasts don binoculars and keep a checklist of feathered fliers on a monitoring walk, then proceed to the Birds of Vermont Museum for indoor birding and snacks.

Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 8-10 a.m. Free; $3.50-7 for museum admission. Info, 434-3068.

SLEIGH RIDE WEEK: If a blanket of snow remains, horses pull folks across farm fields. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $4-14; free for members and kids under 3.

Info, 457-2355.

outdoors

BOLTON LODGE TRACKING THE & BRYANT CABIN WILD: Outdoor advenRESTORATION turers take to snowy FUNDRAISER: Frosty fun woods to uncover wildlife awaits families who engage in WE stories. Hawthorn Meadow, ski races, a Nordic scavenger hunt, D.1 A 7|M Goddard College, Plainfield, a silent auction and more. Bolton U SIC AN N | DANA LYN & KYLE S 1-4 p.m. $25; preregister; limited Valley Resort, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. $20 for race; space. Info, 454-8500. $10 for scavenger hunt. Info, 434-3444.

WORKING WOODLANDS WORKSHOP: ANIMAL CATAMOUNT BACKCOUNTRY TRAIL EXPRESS: A TRACKING: Nature lovers seek signs of local shuttle service drops trail pass holders in Bolton species. Bring a lunch, water and snowshoes.

Valley, where they brave the backcountry ski trails Forest Center, Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National back to Nebraska Valley. Bolton Valley Resort, 10 Historical Park, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, a.m.-4 p.m. $10-15. Info, 434-6804.

457-3368, ext. 22.

FIT TO BE TYED COURSES & IRON FLY & CLASSIC TIE TOURNAMENT: Anglers are in knots over this annual fly-fishing fest, taking place over two weekends and culminating in a judged tying competition. See amff.com for details. American Museum

seminars

DNA TESTS: HOW THEY WORK: An overview of the genealogical research tool reaches the outer limbs

of family trees. Vermont Genealogy Library, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 10:30 a.m.-noon. $5. Info, 310-9285.

INTRO TO EXCEL: Columns, rows, cells, formulas and data entry become second nature at a tutorial on electronic spreadsheets. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, 865-7217.

VCAM’S DIGITAL EDITING CERTIFICATION: Adobe Premiere users get familiar with the most recent version of the editing software. Prerequisite of VCAM Access Orientation or equivalent, or instructor’s permission. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 651-9692.

sports

CENTRAL VERMONT ROLLER DERBY OPEN SKATE: Hard-hitting gals teach novices basic skating and derby skills. Bring a mouthguard and a water bottle.

Montpelier Recreation Department, 5-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, vtderbytcr@gmail.com.

theater

‘ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL’: See THU.11.

‘BLACK COMEDY’ & ‘THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND’: See THU.11.

‘EURYDICE’: See THU.11.

‘MAD LOVE’: See WED.10, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

‘MARY POPPINS’ EVENT: Trivia, a sing-along and a scavenger hunt with Lyric Theatre Company representatives make for a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious afternoon for all ages. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘MOTHERS AND SONS’: See WED.10.

‘NOISES OFF’: See FRI.12, 2 & 7 p.m.

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NOT YOUR MOM’S MUSICAL THEATER: ‘MUSICAL OF MUSICALS: THE MUSICAL!’: One story of a rentchallenged ingénue is told five times, each version written in the style of a popular composer. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 728-9878.

‘PETER AND JOHN’: Jay Craven directed the Nantucket-based 2015 movie about two brothers who must reevaluate their relationship as love and money come into play. Barrette Center for the Arts, White River Junction, 3-5 p.m. $6-15. Info, 296-7000.

food & drink

‘SEUSSICAL’ AUDITIONS: See FRI.12, 9 a.m.-noon & 1-4 p.m.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: See SAT.13.

‘SONGS FROM AN UNMADE BED’: See FRI.12, 7 p.m.

KNIFE SHARPENING & CUBAN SANDWICHES: Dull blades, be gone! Jim Cunningham of JRC Knife Sharpening whets cutting tools while customers dig into fresh-pressed sammies. Chef Contos Kitchen & Store, Shelburne, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $4-5 per knife; $15 for a sandwich. Info, 497-3942.

THREE STUDENT-DIRECTED ONE-ACT PLAYS: See THU.11, 2 p.m.

words

BOOK SALE: See FRI.12, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

LOVE STORIES: Burlington Writers Workshop members craft romantic relationships on the page.

22 Church St., Burlington, 11 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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agriculture

BRANCH OUT BURLINGTON! WINTER SEMINAR: Green thumbs listen up for naturalist Mike Ather’s lecture “Living Like the Original People of the Winooski: Applying Ancient Knowledge of Native Trees and Plants for a Sustainable Future.”

Room 102, Aiken Center, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5440.

CIDER & CHOCOLATE: See SAT.13.

WINE & CHOCOLATE WEEKEND: See SAT.13.

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LAMA ZOPA PUJA: Those pursuing a spiritual path lay down offerings and good intentions for Lama Zopa Rinpoche. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 633-4136.

WEEKENDS AT THE FARM: See SAT.13.

fairs & festivals

MILTON WINTER FESTIVAL: See FRI.12, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

THE VERMONT FLURRY: SNOW SCULPTURE FESTIVAL: See FRI.12, 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

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WINTER FEST: See FRI.12, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

film

‘THE LOVING STORY’: Interracial marriage is on trial in this 2011 Civil Rights-era documentary. A discussion and refreshments follow. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 2 p.m. Donations. Info, 877-3406.

NORTHEAST FIDDLERS’ ASSOCIATION MEETING: Lovers of this spirited art form gather to catch up and jam. American Legion Post 59, Waterbury, noon-5 p.m. Donations of nonperishable food items accepted. Info, 728-5188.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.10.

PURE COUNTRY BAND: Music lovers start with food, then dance the afternoon away to toe-tapping tunes. VFW Post 309, Peru, N.Y., meal, noon; band, 1-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 518-643-2309.

‘FREE UP THE SHOULDERS’ SIX-WEEK FELDENKRAIS SERIES: See WED.10, Otter Creek Yoga, Middlebury, 5-6 p.m. $20 per session.

NIA WITH SUZY: Drawing from martial, dance and healing arts, sensory-based movements push participants to their full potentials. South End Studio, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $14. Info, 522-3691.

YOGA FOR COUPLES: Folks of all shapes and sizes join their significant others for a relationshipcentered practice. The Open Space, Hardwick Inn Building, 2 p.m. $40-50 per couple; preregister. Info, 563-2411.

holidays

GOURMET VALENTINE’S DINNER: Foodies celebrate their love with a fivecourse tasting menu. The Lincoln Inn & Restaurant at the Covered Bridge, Woodstock, 6:30 p.m. $95; preregister. Info, 457-7052.

VALENTINE’S DAY MONTPELIER ANTIQUES TU DINNER: A single long-stem E. 1 H MARKET: The past comes alive 6| SC R I MU rose and a bottle of Moët & NH S IC | with offerings of furniture, artwork, SALLY PINKAS & EVA Chandon Champagne sweeten jewelry and more at this ephemera a spread from the Mounted Cat. Hilton extravaganza. Canadian Club, Barre Town, 8 a.m.-1:30 Burlington, 5-11 p.m. $150-195; preregister. Info, p.m. $2-5. Info, 751-6138.

658-6500.

conferences

DANIEL GAVIRIA: A romantic mix of six-string compositions makes up the program “Lyrical Masterpieces of Spanish Guitar.” First Unitarian Universalist Society, Burlington, 3 p.m. $10-15; free for kids under 13. Info, 399-2643.

OPEN CIRCLE: Robin Hanbridge and Stephen Scuderi use instruments to lead a sound meditation session combining voice with movement and stillness. Sacred Mountain Studio, Burlington, 6:309 p.m. $10-20; preregister. Info, 646-580-0017.

HEART SPARKS: A POP-UP SHOP OF LOCAL PASSION PURVEYORS: Rocket Erotic, I Wood for You and Rebel Intuitive serve up sexy wares ranging from perfumes to dirty comics to handmade leather gear. Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 249-4945.

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS WITH THE CENTER FOR MINDFUL LEARNING: Peaceful people gather for guided meditation and interactive discussions.

Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5-7 p.m. $10. Info, 540-0820.

CHAMBERWORKS: Dartmouth College faculty members hit all the right notes in “Evening in the Palace of Reason.” Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

health & fitness

bazaars

community

music

VALENTINE’S DAY CHARITY JAZZ BRUNCH: Love is in the air at a buffet and silent auction supporting People Helping People Global. Hampton Inn, Colchester, noon-2 p.m. $12-25; free for kids under 3.

Info, 373-1562.

VALENTINE’S DAY DUOS: A musical triple header boasts performances by Dwight and Nicole, the DuPont Brothers, and Dana and Susan Robinson.

Flying Stage, ReSOURCE Household Goods & Building Material Store, Barre, 4-7 p.m. $20. Info, 552-3481.

WINTER COCKTAIL SERIES: VALENTINES SCHMALENTINES: Lovelorn imbibers drink their sorrows away by tipping back specialty WhistlePig Rye concoctions. Misery Loves Co., Winooski, 6 p.m. $55.

Info, 497-3989.

kids

SCIENCE CHALLENGE: See SAT.13.

language

DIMANCHES FRENCH CONVERSATION: Parlez-vous français? Speakers practice the tongue at a casual drop-in chat. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4 p.m.

Free. Info, 363-2431.

lgbtq

LGBTQ FIBER ARTS GROUP: A knitting, crocheting and weaving session welcomes all ages, gender identities, sexual orientations and skill levels. Pride Center of Vermont, Burlington, noon-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 860-7812.

VERMONT PHILHARMONIC WINTER CONCERT: See SAT.13, Barre Opera House, 2 p.m. $5-15. Info, 476-8188.

outdoors

GREAT BACKYARD BIRD COUNT: Citizen scientists join a worldwide effort to tally avian varieties.

Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center, Quechee, bird identification workshop, 10:30-11 a.m.; bird count, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Regular admission, $11.50-13.50; free for members and kids 3 and under. Info, 359-5001, ext. 223.

I (HEART) WILDLIFE WALK: Naturalist guides lead a trek through Burlington’s urban wilderness in search of fox, fisher, coyote and deer as part of the Burlington VT Mammal Tracking project. Scout & Co., Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 825-8280.

SLEIGH RIDE WEEK: See SAT.13.

sports

PUBLIC SKATING: Active bodies coast across the ice. Highgate Sports Arena, 2:30-4:15 p.m. $2-3.

Info, 868-4406.

WOMEN’S PICKUP SOCCER: Quick-footed ladies of varying skill levels break a sweat while connecting passes and making runs for the goal. For ages 18 and up. Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

talks

community

‘HOW SHOULD VERMONT PUT A PRICE ON CARBON?’: Held as part of Champlain College’s Sustainability Month, a facilitated debate considers current options for carbon reduction. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, cerickson@champlain.edu.

VERMONT HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES & SENATE PUBLIC HEARING: Citizens weigh in on the governor’s proposed fiscal year 2017 budget. Building 400, Vermont Technical College, Williston Campus, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 828-5767.

Windham Antique Center, Bellows Falls, Longfellow Administration Building, Rutland, Library, St. Albans Town Educational Center, Auditorium, St. Johnsbury School.

dance

DANCING FREEDOM: Earth, air, fire, water and spirit guide an ecstatic movement wave meant to promote healing and self-expression. Expressive Arts Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 267-210-9438.

SALSA MONDAYS: Dancers learn the techniques and patterns of the salsa, merengue, bachata and cha-cha. North End Studio A, Burlington, fundamentals, 7 p.m.; intermediate, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 227-2572.

education

EARTHWALK AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAMS OPEN HOUSE: Prospective students ages 8 through 12 size up the outdoor living skills programs EarthGirls and EarthScouts. EarthWalk Vermont, Plainfield, 3:30-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 454-8500.

etc.

AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.10, Central Vermont Medical Center, Barre, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 1-6 p.m. Fayston Elementary School, Waistfield, 2-7 p.m.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.10, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

BETTER BALANCE: See FRI.12.

HERBAL CONSULTATIONS: Betzy Bancroft, Larken Bunce, Guido Masé and students from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism evaluate individual constitutions and health conditions.

City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 4-8 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, info@ vtherbcenter.org.

MEDICINE BUNDLES: Adults and teens create homeopathic healing kits. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $8-12; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

VINCENT FEENEY: Historical and colorful Vermont character Matthew Lyon is the subject of “Mad Matt the Democrat.” Ferrisburgh Town Offices & Community Center, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 425-3380.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.10.

theater

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.10.

‘ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL’: See THU.11.

‘BLACK COMEDY’ & ‘THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND’: See THU.11, 2 p.m.

‘EURYDICE’: See THU.11, 2 p.m.

‘LOVE LETTERS’: A man and a woman revisit their 50-year correspondence in A.R. Gurney’s drama, staged by the Valley Players. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, dougbergstein@gmail.com.

‘MOTHERS AND SONS’: See WED.10, 2 p.m.

‘SONGS FROM AN UNMADE BED’: See FRI.12.

MON.15 art

OPEN STUDIOS: See THU.11.

NIA WITH SUZY: See SUN.14, 7 p.m.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.10, North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m.

VINYASA FLOW: Breathe in, breathe out! Pupils explore a breath-centered practice. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. $10. Info, 540-0186.

ZUMBA: See WED.10.

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FAMILY ACTIVITY WEEK: Vacationing clans immerse themselves in magic shows, ice cream socials and other amusements. Bolton Valley Resort, 2-7 p.m. $5-8; free for hotel guests. Info, 434-6804.

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SAMBATUCADA! OPEN REHEARSAL: Newbies are invited to help keep the beat as Burlington’s samba street-percussion band sharpens its tunes. No experience or instruments are required. 8 Space Studio Collective, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5017.

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GAL PROGRAM: Those interested in volunteering to help vulnerable children in the court system learn about Washington County’s Guardian Ad Litem Program. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 1-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-2518.

sports

PUBLIC SKATING: See SUN.14, 9-10 a.m.

talks

EDUCATION ENRICHMENT FOR EVERYONE: Temperatures rise during Jeffrey Munroe’s lecture “Big Changes in Cold Places: Climate Change and the Cryosphere.” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

GREG LOPICCOLO: The Harmonix Music Systems project director scores points in a talk on music video game design. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2700.

ROCK YOUR ART OUT: Free-form creative expression eliminates the stress and tension of the day.

Expressive Arts Burlington, 6:15-8:15 p.m. $20. Info, 862-5302.

business

RENTAL INCOME SEMINAR: Those seeking financial freedom and security get wise to the ways of real estate investment. Preferred Properties, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 318-7654.

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COMMUNITY DINNER: Diners get to know their neighbors while discussing current issues. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1392.

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: See FRI.12.

HOME SHARE NOW INFORMATION SESSION: See FRI.12, Three Mountain Café, Waitsfield, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

TUESDAY VOLUNTEER NIGHTS: Helping hands pitch in around the shop by organizing parts, moving bikes and tackling other projects. Children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-9687.

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BEGINNER WEST COAST SWING & FUSION DANCING: Students get schooled in the fundamentals of partner dance. North End Studio B, Burlington, 8-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@ gmail.com.

INTERMEDIATE & ADVANCED WEST COAST SWING: Fun-loving folks learn the smooth, sexy stylings of modern swing dance. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@ gmail.com.

SWING DANCING: Quick-footed participants experiment with different styles, including the Lindy hop, Charleston and balboa. Beginners are welcome.

Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

HIGHGATE SKATER TOTS: Tykes up to preschool age lace up their skates and glide across the rink.

Highgate Sports Arena, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 868-3970.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Melody makers ages 3 through 5 sing and dance the morning away. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 264-5660.

‘THE BLACK PANTHERS: VANGUARD OF THE REVOLUTION’: See WED.10, Stearns Cinema, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1200.

KNIGHTS OF THE MYSTIC MOVIE CLUB: Cinema hounds view campy flicks at this ode to offbeat productions.

Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

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MONDAY CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers analyze creative works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

‘ALL ME: THE LIFE & TIMES OF WINFRED REMBERT’: Vivian Ducat directs this 2011 documentary on the artist whose paintings portray bigotry in living color. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

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PRESCHOOL STORY HOUR: Imaginations blossom when young’uns up to age 6 engage in themed tales and activities. Fairfax Community Library, 9:3010:30 a.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 849-2420.

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MINDFULNESS CLASS: See WED.10, 12:15-1 p.m.

MATH & COOKIES: Brainiacs with an affinity for arithmetic socialize over games, coffee, tea and treats. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2000.

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‘WUTHERING HEIGHTS’: Laurence Olivier takes PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Books and creative on the role of Heathcliff in this 1939 adaptation of projects promote early literacy skills. Dorothy Alling Emily Brontë’s classic novel. Catamount Arts Center, Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

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DEEP WINTER GARLIC TASTING: Adventurous eaters savor raw and roasted samples of the odoriferous bulb. Buffalo Mountain Coop Cafe, Hardwick, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6020.

TIKI TUESDAY TAKEOVER: The tasting room is transformed into a Polynesian paradise where imbibers can get their fill of Mai Tais, Hurricanes and Singapore Slings. Zero Gravity Craft Brewery, Burlington, 6-10 p.m. Cost of drinks. Info, 497-0054.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.10, 7 p.m.

GAMING FOR TEENS & ADULTS: Tabletop games entertain players of all skill levels. Kids 13 and under require a legal guardian or parental permission to attend. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

health & fitness

ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE WORKSHOP: Katie Back teaches ways to move correctly so as to prevent injury and better perform daily activities. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:307:30 p.m. $8-10; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext.

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BRANDON FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Hop to it! Get fit with strength, endurance, agility and coordination exercises. Otter Valley North Campus Gym, Brandon, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

DROP-IN YOGA: Yogis bring their own mats to a hatha class led by Betty Molnar. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

FREE YOGA: Students stretch away the winter blues at a community class for all levels. Whirled Tree Arts, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 448-2141.

KICKBOXING CLASS: Music propels this highoctane practice focused on maintaining form and achieving power through movement. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 646-577-7985.

READ TO A DOG: Tots share stories with lovable pooches. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-4918.

READ TO DAISY THE THERAPY DOG: Budding bookworms join a friendly canine for ear-catching narratives. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:15-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

SPANISH MUSICAL KIDS: Amigos ages 1 to 5 learn Latin American songs and games with Constancia Gómez, a native Argentinian. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

STORY TIME FOR 3- TO 5-YEAR-OLDS: See WED.10, 10:30-11:15 a.m.

STORY TIME FOR BABIES & TODDLERS: Picture books, songs, rhymes and puppets arrest the attention of children under 3. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

outdoors

SLEIGH RIDE WEEK: See SAT.13.

talks

ARMCHAIR TRAVEL: PRAGUE TO BUDAPEST: Vibrant photos guide listeners on a virtual trip along the Danube River. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2518.

RON MILLER: The professor presents his approach to abnormal psychology in “Mental Illness in the 21st Century: Brain Disorders or Moral Injuries.”

315 Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2206.

SUSAN MORSE: The environmentalist speculates on the future of the region’s species in “Animals of the North: What Will Global Change Mean for Them?”

Auditorium, Bradford Academy, 7 p.m. Donations.

Info, 222-4536.

words

CREATIVE NONFICTION WORKSHOP: Readers give feedback on essays, poetry and journalism written by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup. com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

WINE & STORY OPEN MIC: Prompts trigger firstperson narratives told to a live audience. Shelburne Vineyard, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 863-1754.

WINTER LITERATURE READING SERIES: Bookworms cover pages 242 through 282 of Don DeLillo’s White Noise. 22 Church St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104

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LIFE DRAWING: See WED.10.

MIXED MEDIA COLLAGE WORKSHOP: See WED.10.

business

KELLEY MARKETING GROUP BREAKFAST MEETING: Professionals in marketing, advertising and communications brainstorm ideas for nonprofit organizations. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 864-4067.

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CURRENT EVENTS CONVERSATION: An informal open discussion delves into newsworthy subjects.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.

TEEN BOOK CLUB: Young adults are transfixed by page turners. Jeudevine Memorial Library, Hardwick, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5948.

FRANKLIN COUNTY REGIONAL CHAMBER OF COMMERCE MIXER: Friends and colleagues catch up in a relaxed environment while learning about current community projects. 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $5-8; preregister. Info, 524-2444.

TODDLER STORY TIME: Good listeners up to 3 years old have fun with music, rhymes, snacks and captivating tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

MEN’S GROUP: A positive environment encourages socializing and involvement in senior center activities. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 223-2518.

WINTER STORY TIME: See WED.10.

PRESERVATION BURLINGTON ANNUAL AWARDS: Owners of Queen City historic buildings are recognized for their efforts in preservation, restoration and rehabilitation. An illustrated lecture outlines the book Buildings of Vermont. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, info@preservationburlington.org.

language

‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Native speakers are welcome to pipe up at an unstructured conversational practice. El Gato Cantina, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Frenchlanguage folks engage in dialogue en français. ¡Duino! (Duende), Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 363-2431.

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SALLY PINKAS & EVAN HIRSCH: The married couple tickle the ivories in piano compositions

by Mozart, Rachmaninoff and others. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $17-27. Info, 603-646-2422.

AFROLATIN PARTY: See WED.10.

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: See WED.10.

‘INTIMATE GRANDEUR: VERMONT’S STATE HOUSE’: The Farmers Night Concert Series continues with a musical, oral and visual celebration of Nancy Price Graff’s book on the building’s past and present.

House Chamber, Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2228.

TURNON BURLINGTON: See WED.10.

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TODDLER TIME: See WED.10.

‘WUTHERING HEIGHTS’: See TUE.16, 7 p.m.

WINTER WILDLIFE TRACKING FOR JUNIOR RANGERS: Outdoorsy types in grades K through 6 look for signs of local species in the snow.

Forest Center, Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-noon. Free.

Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

‘WHO’S THERE?’ FILM SERIES: Cinephiles take in titles exploring the topic of identity. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.10.

WINTER STORY TIME: See WED.10.

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DANCE-BASED CONDITIONING: See WED.10.

EATING WELL ON A BUDGET FOR FAMILIES: See WED.10.

ESSENTIAL OILS 101: A series of two classes covers the healing and uplifting properties of natural elixirs and tinctures. Community Room, Milton Municipal Building, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 893-4922.

FOOT-CARE CLINIC: Nurses from Franklin County Home Health Agency help patients care for their tootsies. Call for details. Various Franklin County locations. $20; preregister. Info, 527-7531.

‘FREE UP THE SHOULDERS’ SIX-WEEK FELDENKRAIS SERIES: See WED.10.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.10.

MAGNIFICENT MICROBES, HEALTHY GUTS: Attendees digest information about links between microbe diversity and chronic ailments such as obesity and neurodegenerative conditions. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $510; preregister; limited space. Info, 861-9757.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.10.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.10.

MINDFULNESS CLASS: See WED.10.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.10.

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.10.

GERMAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Community members practice conversing auf Deutsch.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7211.

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outdoors

SLEIGH RIDE WEEK: See SAT.13.

seminars

THE ART OF THE RADIO DOCUMENTARY: PART 2: Audio addicts learn the basics of producing programs based on real people and events in the second installment of a three-part series. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 651-9692.

UPDATING YOUR WORKPLACE SKILLS: EDUCATION & TRAINING OPTIONS: Those looking to climb the career ladder explore helpful college and training programs. Community College of Vermont, Winooski, 3-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 654-0505.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.10.

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PAJAMA STORY TIME: Tykes cuddle up in PJs for captivating narratives, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 264-5660.

SCIENCE & STORIES: COLOR: Where have all the vibrant hues gone? Kiddos learn about seasonal shades and experiment with a rainbow-themed activity. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30-11 a.m. Regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: See WED.10.

STORY TIME FOR 3- TO 5-YEAR-OLDS: See WED.10.

THE ANTI-GRAVITY SHOW’: Up is down in this topsy turvy interplay of live performance and video projection. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $20-38. Info, 760-4634.

NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: Starring Meera Syal, Rufus Norris’ production of Behind the Beautiful Forevers explores life in a slum on the outskirts of Mumbai, India. Woodstock Town Hall Theatre, 7:30 p.m. $12-20. Info, 457-3981.

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BOOK SALE: Thousands of new and gently used titles delight readers at this event hosted by Friends of the Rutland Library. Rutland Free Library, 4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860.

MAYHEM OF THE MONTH DINE & DISCUSS SERIES: Bibliophiles join Ed Cashman for a shared meal and conversation about a selected literary work. Call for details. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-9 p.m. Free; bring a dish inspired by the book to share. Info, 878-6955.

THE WEDNESDAY WORKSHOP: CHAPTER FOCUS: Folks give feedback on selections of up to 40 pages penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m.

Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space.

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STEM CLUB: Inquisitive minds ages 6 and up tackle challenges in science, technology, engineering and math. Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

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READ TO A DOG: Book hounds ages 5 through 10 curl up with a good story and a furry friend. Fairfax Community Library, 3:15-4:15 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: See WED.10.

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‘MINI MUD’ AUDITIONS: Budding thespians ages 6 through 18 show off their talents for consideration in the annual youth variety show.

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph. Free; preregister for a time slot. Info, 728-9402.

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FAMILY ACTIVITY WEEK: See MON.15.

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DANA LYN & KYLE SANNA: Original songs and nuanced interpretations of traditional tunes charm music lovers. Burlington Violin Shop, 6-8:30 p.m.

Donations. Info, 233-5293.

NIA WITH LINDA: See WED.10.

HIGHGATE SKATER TOTS: See TUE.16.

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agriculture NOFA VERMONT’S 34TH ANNUAL WINTER CONFERENCE: Forty-four amazing workshops to choose from, keynote speakers, hatha yoga, full exhibitor fair, demonstrations, great food and more. The conference brings together farmers, gardeners, homesteaders and eating enthusiasts for three days of shared learning, inspiration, good food and great conversation. This year’s conference theme is “Our Soil, Our Health.” Details at nofavt.org/conference. Sat., Feb. 13, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., Feb. 14, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Mon., Feb. 15, 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Cost: $65/day for members; $80/day for nonmembers. Location: University of Vermont, Burlington. Info: 4344122, winterconference@nofavt. org, nofavt.org/conference.

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art SILVERSMITHING AND ALABASTER: The Carving Studio and Sculpture Center presents two workshops, Feb. 20. Make a Ring with Joe Montroy introduces skills allowing participants to create a piece of silver jewelry.

Alabaster Carving with Scott Cahaly demonstrates the beauty of this easily worked stone. Tools and materials provided. Sat., Feb. 20, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost: $150/1 of 2 6-hour classes. Location: The Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, 636 Marble St., West Rutland. Info: Carol Driscoll, 4382097, info@carvingstudio.org, carvingstudio.org.

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astrology ASTROLOGY AND LOVE SIGNS: Led by Kelly Hunter, PhD. Starts with an hour of Kundalini yoga, experiencing postures for opening the heart center, attracting love and prosperity. Then we map our birth charts to find what our heart truly desires in love, especially Venus and Mars. All levels of yoga and astrological knowledge welcome. Feb. 14, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cost: $25/person.

Location: Railyard yoga studio, 280 Battery St., Burlington. Info: Kelly Hunter, 456-1078, kellhunter@earthlink.net, heliastar.com.

INTRODUCTION TO ASTROLOGY: Taught by astrologers Janis Comb and Silvia Fermin. For total beginners and also for avid astrology students who want to keep learning more. We will learn what Zodiac signs are, what the

Houses are, and how the Planet positions correlate to human consciousness and the events in our lives. Starting Thu., Feb. 11, for 6 weeks, 9:45-11:30 a.m. Cost: $14/person; discount w/ class card. Location: Railyard yoga studio, 280 Battery St., Burlington.

Info: Silvia Fermin, 730-5594, silvia.s.fermin@gmail.com.

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Call 865-7166 for info or register online at burlingtoncityarts.org.

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BUILDING YOUR BUSINESS: If you have questions about the business of art, this workshop is for you. Consultant Laura Hale will demystify it all and discuss different ways of incorporating your business; setting up a tax account and the various kinds of taxes you’ll be responsible for; basic accounting; and registering your business name.

Instructor: Laura Hale. Mon., Feb. 22, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $25/ person; $22.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

CLAY: KILN BASICS: This one-night workshop will be an overview of the basics of operating and troubleshooting electric kilns. Topics covered will include understanding the cone scale, kiln anatomy and hardware, loading bisque and glaze firings, firing programs and basic kiln diagnostics. Time will also be reserved for student questions.

Instructor: Chris Vaughn. Wed., Mar. 23, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $30/ person; $27/BCA members.

Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

DIY: TOTE BAGS & PILLOWS: Design your own pillowcase or tote bag at this fun one-night class. Choose from ready-made designs or create your own, and leave with a finished piece by the end of the class. All materials provided, including bags and pillowcases. Instructor: Laura Hale.

Thu., Mar. 10, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $28/ person; $25.20/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

JEWELRY: PRECIOUS METAL CLAY: Precious Metal Clay (PMC) is a composite of 90% fine silver, 10% water and organic binder.

When fired, PMC burns out the binder, leaving a solid silver piece. A variety of techniques will be demonstrated; you will be able to create several small pieces in this class (for example, rings, beads, earrings and pendants). Instructor: Rebecca Macomber. Weekly on Mon., Mar. 14-Apr. 4, 6-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $150/person; $135/BCA members. Location: Generator, Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington.

KIDS: DARKROOM PHOTOGRAPHY: Learn how to print black-and-white photographs in the darkroom!

Students will use our film cameras to go on a photo shoot in downtown Burlington and will process their images into negatives and prints in the darkroom. All materials provided.

Instructor: Kristen Watson. Ages 11-14. Thu., Feb. 25, 8 a.m.-3 p.m.

Cost: $85/person; $76.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

KIDS: LEGO ANIMATION: Create stop-motion animations using Legos! Students will create pieces from start to finish, creating storyboards, photographing frames and editing in iMovie.

Films will be screened at the end of class. All materials provided.

Instructor: Kristen Watson. Ages 8-12. Wed., Feb. 24, 8 a.m.-3 p.m.

Cost: $85/person; $76.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

KIDS: POTTERY WHEEL: Come play with clay on the potter’s wheel and learn how to make cups, bowls and more in our BCA clay studio. Price includes one fired and glazed piece per participant. All materials

provided. Ages 6-12. Instructor: Kim O’Brien. Sat., Mar. 12, 1:303:30 p.m. Cost: $25/person; $22.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

PHOTO: ADOBE LIGHTROOM: Upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs in this comprehensive class using Adobe Photoshop Lightroom.

Explore importing images, using RAW files, organization, finetuning, adjustments and archival printing. Pair this class with Digital SLR Camera for a 12-week experience and learn the ins and outs of photo editing and printing! No experience necessary.

Instructor: Dan Lovell. Weekly on Wed., Mar. 23-Apr. 27, 6-9 p.m.

Cost: $260/person; $234/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

PHOTO: B&W DARKROOM: Explore the analog darkroom!

Learn how to properly expose black and white film with your manual 35mm or medium format camera, process film into negatives, and make prints from those negatives. Cost includes a darkroom membership for the duration of the class and all supplies. No experience necessary.

Instructor: Rebecca Babbitt.

Weekly on Mon., Mar. 7-May 2, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $250/ person; $225/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

PHOTOSHOP CRASH COURSE: Learn all of the basics of Adobe Photoshop in this three-evening intensive workshop. Uploading and saving images for print and the web, navigating the workspace, adjustment layers and basic editing tools will be covered.

Bring images on your camera or on a Mac-compatible flash drive to class. No experience required.

Instructor: Liza Semler. Weekly

on Mon., Mar. 7-21, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $90/person; $81/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

PRINTMAKING: In this class, learn techniques such as block printing with linoleum, collograph (a low-relief intaglio technique) and drypoint etching. Students will also be encouraged to have fun experimenting. No experience necessary. Class includes all basic materials and 25 open studio hours per week to practice.

Instructor: Gregg Blasdel. Weekly on Thu., Mar. 17-Apr. 21, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $210/person; $189/ BCA member. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

GUIDED ICE CLIMBING: For those looking to either get into the sport of ice climbing or improve their skills, Petra Cliffs is offering private guiding in the location of your choice. Price includes gear rentals and instruction for either a half or a full day. Call or go online to book today! Can book any day of the week. Cost: $125-245/ person; half- or full-day guiding offered; pricing dependent on number of participants.

Location: Petra Cliffs Climbing Center and Mountaineering School, 105 Briggs St., Burlington. Info: Andrea Charest, 657-3872, andrea@petracliffs. com, petracliffs.com.

SILKSCREEN: An introduction to silkscreening: Learn how to design and print T-shirts, posters, fine art and more! Students will learn a variety of techniques for transferring and printing images using hand-drawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Students are responsible for some materials (see materials list online). No experience necessary. Instructor: Katie Loesel. Weekly on Wed., Mar. 23-May 11, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $280/ person; $252/BCA members.

Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

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TAKING ETSY TO THE NEXT LEVEL: Have you had an Etsy shop open for a while but traffic is slow?

Trying to figure out how to stand out? Etsy seller Laura Hale will guide you through driving traffic to your shop both using Etsy’s internal tools and creating your own online marketing methods.

Instructor: Laura Hale. Tue., Mar. 8, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $25/ person; $22.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

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TROUBLESHOOTING YOUR BUSINESS: Got specific questions about your business? We’ve got answers! Join a small group of other artists and craftspeople as we work through all the pesky issues facing small business owners. Art business consultant Laura Hale will offer advice and encourage group sharing of experiences and brainstormed solutions.

Instructor: Laura Hale. Tue., Mar. 22, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $25/ person; $22.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

climbing 3-WEEK ADULT CLIMBING CLINICS: A great introduction for those new to climbing or a way to hone skills for those who already have experience. Price includes three additional visits, gear rentals and three sessions with one of five clinics: coed beginner or intermediate, women’s beginner or intermediate, or lead climbing (for experienced climbers).

Coed on Tue., Women’s on Thu. & Lead on Fri. beginning Feb. 23. Cost: $105/clinic. Location: Petra Cliffs Climbing Center and Mountaineering School, 105 Briggs St., Burlington. Info: Andrea Charest, 657-3872, andrea@petracliffs.com, petracliffs.com/climbing/ adultclasses.

IT’S YOUR MOVE CAREER WORKSHOP: Join us at CCV Winooski and discover ways to explore your career options and find a career that works for you.

We can help you develop and update your workplace skills and will also discuss ways to access college and training programs.

Wed., Feb. 17, 3-5 p.m. Location: CCV Winooski, 1 Abenaki Way, Winooski. Info: 654-0505, ccv. edu.

LEARN TO SEW AT NIDO: In nido’s Learn to Sew I class Mon., Feb. 15, learn machine basics and fundamental sewing techniques to make your first tote bag. This class is designed with absolute beginners in mind. Nido offers a variety of other sewing classes from kids’ to parent and child classes, too. Register today!

Mon., Feb. 15, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $53/3-hour class; materials incl. Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington. Info: 881-0068, info@ nidovt.com, nidovt.com.

LOVELY LINENS SEWING WORKSHOP: Nido welcomes Deidre, from Mountain Honey Clothier, for a three-part sewing workshop creating heirloom treasures for children. Come learn how to make beautiful pieces using this timeless fabric.

Master three lovely designs: a harem romper with tie shoulders, a pull-over tunic, and a bunny rag doll with clothing and accessories. Sun., Mar. 6 & 13, 4-7 p.m., & Sun., Mar. 20, 3-7 p.m.

Cost: $165/3-part, 10-hour workshop; patterns incl. Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington.

Info: 881-0068, info@nidovt.com, nidovt.com.

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Cost: $303/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: info@theshelburnecraftschool. org.

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ADULT: SHAKER HALL TABLE: Instructors: Ryan Cocina and Chris Ramos. A comprehensive introduction to woodworking, this course explores the basic principles of lumber selection, hand tool and machinery usage, milling, joinery, and finishing.

Students will build their own Shaker-style hall table, taking the project from blueprint through completion, learning to both organize and conceptualize a furniture project. 10 Mon., Apr. 11-Jun. 20, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $483/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: info@theshelburnecraftschool. org.

WORKSHOP: FOREST TO FURNITURE: Build a rustic table or bench out of a slab of wood from a tree grown at Shelburne Farms! Explore the source of your table at the farm and then select your piece of wood and craft it into a table or bench. Prior woodworking experience is helpful, but not necessary. Sat. & Sun., Jun. 11-12, 9 a.m.-6:30 p.m. & 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $450/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: info@theshelburnecraftschool. org.

WORKSHOP: TOWN AND COUNTRY: Instructor: John Brickels. Learn how to create wall-mounted buildings and barns using slab and extruded clay. We will be using John’s signature mocha-colored clay and will explore hand-building techniques that exploit the many wonderful qualities of clay and discuss successful design ideas. From country barn to city row house, you will end the day with an architectural themed sculpture that, after firing, you will be able to hang proudly on the wall. Sun., Mar. 6, 10-4 p.m.

Cost: $105/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Sage Tucker-Ketcham, info@theshelburnecraftschool. org.

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DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $15/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 5981077, info@salsalina.com.

DREAM GROUP WITH A ARTSY TWIST: Are you a Dreamer?

This new twist on an old-style dream group engages traditional models of interpretation and branches out into innovative explorations of your dream images/scenarios using visual art, writing, collage and improvisation while working solo and in dyads, triads and whole group exercises. No previous art experience necessary. Weekly on Wed., 6:30-8:30 p.m., Mar. 9-Apr. 6.

Cost: $100/five weeks; all materials included. Preregistration is required. Location: Expressive Arts Burlington, 200 Main St., Suite 9, Burlington. Info: Topaz Weis, 343-8172, topazweis@gmx. net, expressiveartsburlington. com.

DSANTOS VT SALSA: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa.

Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! There is no better time to start than now!

Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.; intermediate, 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $12/1-hour class.

Location: North End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com.

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DJEMBE IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Learn drumming technique and music on West African Drums! Drums provided!

Burlington Beginners Djembe, Wed., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Mar. 9, $60/5 weeks (no class Apr. 6); Apr. 27, $72/6 weeks. $15/ drop-in. Djembes are provided.

Montpelier Beginners Djembe, Thu., 7-8:20 p.m. starting Mar. 10 & Apr. 28, $72/4 weeks; $22/ walk-ins. Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3-G, Burlington, & Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

TAIKO DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON!: Study with Stuart Paton of Burlington Taiko!

Beginner/Recreational Class, Tue., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Mar. 8, $60/5 weeks; Apr. 26, $72/6 weeks. Accelerated Taiko Program for Beginners, Mon. & Wed., 6:30-8:30 p.m. starting

BUILDING EMPATHY WORKSHOP: Learn to be a more active participant in undoing racism. Explore and deconstruct racial myths in order to improve your ability to identify subconscious bias that affect daily life. Discover the concept of white fragility, which is the struggle for white people to tolerate discussions on race, and how to combat it. Improve your overall knowledge and practice skills on how to engage in addressing racism within yourself and your communities. Register online pjcvt.org or by calling 863-2345, ext. 6. Tue., 6:30-8:30 p.m., through Mar. 29. Cost: $30/ PJC members; $60/public; free for people 24 & younger. No one turned away for lack of funds.

Location: O’Brien Community Center, 32 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski. Info: 863-2345-6, kyle@pjcvt.org.

fitness FREESTYLE DANCE FITNESS: Dancing is a healing source for your physical body and also for the vitality of your mind and emotional self. Build upon your confidence, feel the enthusiasm of dance-offs, discover new ways to move your body to the music all while becoming stronger and more positive about yourself.

Every Fri., 12:15-1:15 p.m. Cost: $14/class; buy a 10-class card for all other Railyard classes for $120. Location: Railyard by Urban Moonshine, 280 Battery St., Burlington. Info: Silvia Fermin, 730-5594, silvia.s.fermin@gmail. com, railyardapothecary.com/ yoga-studio.

SEED STARTING: Join us for an informative talk on seed starting. Instructor: David Boucher.

Thu., Feb. 18, noon-12:45 p.m.

Location: Gardener’s Supply Williston, 472 Marshall Ave., Williston. Info: 658-2433, gardenerssupplystore.com.

FRUIT GROWING SIMPLIFIED: Simplified fruit growing emphasizes a number of straightforward practices (depending on the plant), including: pruning, soil, site selection and natural pest management. Plant selection is important. Instructor: Lee Reich. Sat., Feb. 13, 11:30-1 p.m.

Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 660-3505, gardenerssupplystore.com.

MULTI-DIMENSIONAL VEGETABLE GARDENING: Lee Recich will teach you how to maximize your gardening space using 5 dimensions. Sat., Feb. 13, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $20/person.

Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 660-3505, gardenerssupplystore.com.

SEED STARTING: Learn the basic science and techniques for seed-starting success from the get-go, and do it right the first time! Instructor: David Boucher.

Sat., Feb. 20, 9:30-11 a.m.

Cost: $12.50/person. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 660-3505, gardenerssupplystore.com.

COMMUNITY TEACHING GARDEN: Sign up today for the Community Teaching Garden, a hands-on, 22-week beginner organic gardening course.

Learn how to plant, cultivate, harvest and preserve your own vegetables and herbs. Class at two Burlington locations, May-October. More information and registration at vcgn.org.

Deadline: March 15. Location: Two locations, Burlington. Info: 861-4736, carolina@vcgn.org.

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WOOD SUP BUILDING: We’re opening our shop to standup paddleboard enthusiasts ready for the challenge of building their own personalized wooden SUP. Our craftsmen have dedicated SUP stations for individuals or couples willing to work hands-on to create their own boards, from wood skeleton to fiberglass.

Work is mentored by skilled shop foremen. Contact us for class schedules. Cost: $1,500/2 mo. desk space & materials.

Location: Tao Woodworking, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Tao Woodworking, Duane Albro, 9993075, duane@taowoodworking. com, taowoodworking.com.

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ADULT: STAINED GLASS: Instructor: Sarah Sprague. This class will teach you the basics of stained glass using the copperfoil method pioneered by Louis Comfort Tiffany. Learn about pattern selection, different types of glass, cutting and fitting glass pieces, and how to foil and solder everything together to create a beautiful stained glass panel.

8 Thu., Apr. 14-Jun. 9, 6-8 p.m.

ADULT: WOODWORKING LEVEL 2: Instructor: Chris Ramos.

Craftsman-Style Bookcase. For students looking to broaden their experience from our introductory Shaker table class, this project offers new approaches to joinery and basic case construction.

Using ash hardwood, students will build a bookcase, choosing one of two size options, with solid side planks and through joinery. 10 Thu, Apr. 14-Jun. 16, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $488/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: info@theshelburnecraftschool. org.

TAIKO IN MONTPELIER!: Kids and parents’ taiko drumming, Thu., 4:30-5:20 p.m. starting Mar. 10 & Apr. 28. $48; $91 for pair. 4 weeks. Montpelier taiko class, Thu., 5:30-6:50 p.m. starting Mar. 10 & Apr. 28. $72/4 weeks; $22/walk-ins. Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

BEYOND DANCE WITH LIDA WINFIELD: Imagine dance is alive in every one of your senses!

Beyond Dance is a dynamic new workshop in which we explore movement, touch, sound, play, community, connection and their relationship to your core spirit.

Listen, move, breathe and create. All bodies and backgrounds welcome. Teen/Adult, Fri., Feb. 12, 5:45-7:45 p.m. & Sat., Feb. 13, 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $45/ person. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org.

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ADULT: METALS 1: Instructor: Sarah Sprague. This class will focus on jewelry design, small sculpture, or functional art.

Students will complete several practice pieces before designing and creating wearable finished pieces out of sterling silver. There will be weekly demonstrations including sawing, drilling, piercing, annealing, texturing, jump rings, forming, and soldering techniques. 8 Wed., Apr. 13-Jun. 1, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $293/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: info@theshelburnecraftschool. org.

ADULT: WATERCOLOR: Instructor: Jackie Mangione.

Boost your creativity with this six-week class designed to hone your watercolor skills. We will cover a broad array of painting fundamentals demonstrating color and value relationships, wet and dry watercolor techniques, and design principles that will help you build strong paintings. 6 Thu., Apr. 14-May 19. Cost: $186/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: info@theshelburnecraftschool. org.

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ADULT: CLAY HAND-BUILDING: Instructor: Susan Parente. We will explore coiling, pinching and slab work, building a solid foundation and skills. Mastering hand-building fundamentals is a satisfying path for both beginners and more experienced artists in clay. Creating unique hand-built pieces begins with the basics.

We will explore form, demo a variety of approaches to surface treatment and exchange ideas in a comfortable, well-equipped studio. Fri., Apr. 15- Jun. 3, 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $303/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: info@theshelburnecraftschool. org.

Mar. 7, $144/3 weeks; Mar. 28, $96/2 weeks. Kids and Parents’ Class, Mon. & Wed., 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting Mar. 7, $60/child or $112/parent-child for 3 weeks; Mar. 28, $40/child or $76/parentchild for 2 weeks (no class Apr. 4 or 6); Apr. 25, $60/child or $112/parent-child for 3 weeks.

Five-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!.

Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3-G, Burlington. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

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kids BABY, LET’S DANCE!: Designed for the littlest movers, ages 18 months-3 years, this class provides a great introduction to music and movement in a nurturing environment. Basic elements of dance are introduced in a positive and loving way using props such as scarves, tambourines and maracas. Parents/caregivers and children participate together in class. Weekly on Tue. starting Feb. 23, 10:15-11 a.m. Cost: $96/8-week class. Location: South End Studio, Burlington.

Info: 540-0044.

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language LEARN SPANISH & OPEN NEW DOORS: Connect with a new world. We provide high-quality affordable instruction in the Spanish language for adults, students and children. Travelers’ lesson package. Our 10th year.

Personal instruction from a native speaker. Small classes, private lessons and online instruction. See our website for complete information or contact us for details. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: 585-1025, spanishparavos@gmail.com, spanishwaterburycenter.com.

martial arts VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and

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Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self- confidence.

We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations.

Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian JiuJitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teach- ing in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian JiuJitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston.

Info: 660-4072, julio@bjjusa. com, vermontbjj.com.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PROGRAM: This program teaches two forms of massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught.

VSAC nondegree grants are available. NCBTMB-assigned school. Begins Sep. 2016. Cost: $5,000/500-hour program.

Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Jct. Info: Scott Moylan, 288-8160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, elementsofhealing.net.

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LEARN TO MEDITATE: Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Shambhala Café (meditation and discussions) meets the first Saturday of each month, 9 a.m.noon. An open house (intro to the center, short dharma talk and socializing) is held on the third Sunday of each month, noon-2 p.m. Instruction: Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Sessions: Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m., & Mon.Thu., 6-7 p.m. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org.

SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, ipfamilytaichi.org.

pilates EMPOWER PILATES: Groove With the Oov is a new class allowing the core to move correctly in a 3D way. Not a BOSU or roller!

Stability, Mobility & Spinal Health will prepare you for training for the marathon, upcoming golf season or dreaded housework. Classes taught by physical therapist Mary Grunvald. Weekly on Thu., 5-5:45 p.m., or by appt. Please preregister. Cost: $15/class. Location: Empower Pilates, 905 Roosevelt Hwy., Suite 100, Colchester. Info: 316-7249.

spirituality MANY WORLDS: THE INNER JOURNEY AS A SOURCE OF HOPE: The vast worlds of the interior landscape are filled with challenge, possibility and hope. Traveling inward offers the opportunity to explore many realms, to feel more connected to ourselves and others, and to heal.

In this workshop, participants will explore some essential skills for the inner journey. Preregistration is necessary. By donation. Led by Michael Watson, LCMHC. Sat., Feb. 27, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Location: JourneyWorks, 1205 North Ave., Burlington. Info: 860-6203, journeyworksvt.com.

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writing ART & WRITING WITH PATRICIA FONTAINE: Participants use simple exercises to explore art and writing to reduce stress. With masters’ degrees in counseling psychology and transformative language arts, Patricia Fontaine has taught expressive art and writing courses for many years sharing that “writing benefits our lives and health in positive ways.” No writing, art experience necessary! Sat., Mar. 19, 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $20/person.

Location: The Writer’s Barn, 233 Falls Rd., Shelburne. Info: 9227641, lin@voicesofvermonters. org, voicesofvermonters.org.

DABBLERS & SUNDAY POETS: Join poet Daniel Lusk for a weekly session, sharing your own new work in a comfortable and convivial environment. Winner of a 2016 Pushcart Prize for his genre-bending essay “Bomb,” Daniel is author of the Vermeer Suite (Wind Ridge) and is a senior lecturer emeritus at UVM. 5 Tue., Mar. 8, 15, 22 & 29 & Apr. 5, 6:30-8 p.m. Cost: $100/person.

Location: The Writer’s Barn, 233 Falls Rd., Shelburne. Info: 9227641, lin@voicesofvermonters. org, voicesofvermonters.org.

FINDING BEAUTY WITH PATRICIA FONTAINE: How do we learn beauty and find beauty truth? In this workshop, participants reexamine and re-create the notion of what it means to be beautiful. Using simple writing, imagery and art, participants will question the substitution of appearance for beauty, soften perceived flaws and begin to find

each one’s beauty truth. Sat., Apr. 30, 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $20/ person. Location: The Writer’s Barn, 233 Falls Rd., Shelburne.

Info: 922-7641, lin@voicesofvermonters.org, voicesofvermonters.org.

MICRO MEMOIRS & LIFE STORIES WITH MICHELLE DEMERS: Short-form flash fiction also works well for memoir and nonfiction writing. Writing shortshort pieces (200-700 words) shines a laser focus on the most important aspects of your story, highlighting key people, places and events. Discover how short, intense bursts of writing can illuminate the larger truths of our lives. 6 Mon., Mar. 7, 14 & 28 & Apr. 4, 11 & 18, 6:30-8 p.m.

Cost: $125/person. Location: The Writer’s Barn, 233 Falls Rd., Shelburne. Info: 922-7641, lin@voicesofvermonters.org, voicesofvermonters.org.

yoga HONEST YOGA, THE ONLY DEDICATED HOT YOGA FLOW CENTER: Honest Yoga offers practice for all levels. Brand new beginners’ courses include two specialty classes per week for four weeks plus unlimited access to all classes. We have daily classes in Essentials, Flow and Core Flow with alignment constancy. We hold teacher trainings at the 200and 500-hour levels. Daily classes & workshops. $25/new student 1st week unlimited; $15/class or $130/10-class card; $12/class for student or senior or $100/10-class punch card. Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Sport Shoe Center, S. Burlington. Info: 497-0136, honestyogastudio@gmail.com, honestyogacenter.com.

KUNDALINI YOGA: Railyard yoga studio. We offer six kundalini yoga classes a week, as well as dharma yoga. Introduction to Astrology class starts Feb. 11, 9:45-11 a.m. Feb. 14 kundalini yoga and love sign astrology workshop, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $14/class 10 class; $120/10-class card. Location: Railyard yoga studio, 280 Battery St, Burlington. Info: 522-3698, railyardyoga@gmail.com, railyardapothecary.com.

Naturopathic Doctors Donna Powell and Molly Fleming are happy to announce the addition of Brooke Moen, Licensed Acupuncturist, to their downtown Burlington practice.

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EVOLUTION YOGA: Evolution Yoga and Physical Therapy offers yoga classes for beginners, experts, athletes, desk jockeys, teachers, fitness enthusiasts, people with who think they are inflexible. Choose from a wide variety of classes and workshops in Vinyasa, Kripalu, Core, Gentle, Vigorous, Philosophy, Yoga Wall, Therapeutics and Alignment.

Become part of our yoga community. You are welcome here.

Cost: $15/class; $130/10-class card; $5-10/community classes.

Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 8649642, evolutionvt.com.

YOGA ROOTS: Yoga Roots strives to provide community experiences that promote healing on all levels with a daily schedule of yoga classes for all ages and abilities. We aim to clarify your mind, strengthen your body and ignite your joyful spirit through classes such as Anusurainspired, Kundalini, Restorative, Heated Vinyasa Flow, Gentle, Nia, Prenatal, Teen and Energy Yoga!

Check out our special offerings: Open House Anniversary Celebration: Feb. 11, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Flow with Confidence & Ease with Katie Bohlin and Donna Anfuso: Feb. 13, 3:30-5 p.m. Registration suggested.

Location: Yoga Roots, 120 Graham Way, Shelburne Green Business Park behind Folino’s.

Info: 985-0090, yogarootsvt. com.

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ou can have your roses and chocolates, and your cheesy Hallmark cards, too. When it comes to expressing affection at Valentine’s Day, the best way, in our humble opinion, is through that time-honored tradition, the mixtape.

There is just no better way to say “I love you” than with a carefully curated selection of songs made just for someone special. And since you, faithful Seven Days readers, are the collective apple of our eye, we’ve put together a playlist to say exactly that. The following has been culled from Vermont-made music released in the last year or so. Check the audio links in the online version of this story at sevendaysvt.com. We hope you like it, because we really like you.

Madaila, “I Know”

Michael Chorney & Hollar General, “Moline”

Eastern Mountain Time, “All We Need”

We could choose any song from Maryse Smith’s excellent 2015 record, The Way It Is, for this mix.

Almost all of them can make you cry and smile at the same time. But album closer “Hold Me” is sweet and sad in the most delightful way, gripping the listener as tenderly as Smith yearns to be.

Hot Box Honey, “Papaya Lover”

The Leatherbound Books, “Watch a Pot Boil”

Francesca Blanchard, “Mon ange”

Vows, “Sound Island”

Cricket Blue, “Oh My Rose”

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Since we’re dealing primarily with love songs, there are plenty of opportunities to get all sweet and sappy.

So let’s start with something upbeat. Because what good is love if it’s not fun? Few local bands are as much fun as the ever-danceable Madaila. Plus, this song’s hook, “I don’t wanna live without cha,” fulfills the requisite warm-fuzzies quotient.

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Maryse Smith, “Hold Me”

If you need proof that love really is the international language, look no further than deux visions, the 2015 album by Francesca Blanchard. The bilingual singer gets her point across in whatever language she sings.

And you don’t need to be conversant in French to get the gentle, affectionate gist of the duet “Mon ange,” which translates to “my angel.”

Phil Yates & the Affiliates, “Burn It Down, Bernadette”

After a couple of mellow numbers, it’s a good idea to pick things up a bit. “Burn It Down, Bernadette” does just that, with hooks and changes on loan from Elvis Costello.

A song doesn’t have to be explicitly about love to make you swoon. Take Michael Chorney & Hollar General’s “Moline,” for example. The lead track from the band’s 2015 album Shameless Light is pretty and mysterious, evoking a sense of carefree wanderlust.

And wandering is always better when you’ve got a good copilot.

By the time V-Day rolls around, our hearts can be as frozen as the ground. Heat things up a bit with the playful Caribbean vibes of “Papaya Lover” by Hot Box Honey. Relax, cut loose and, as the song advises, “Love will come to you.”

Sometimes, anticipation can be the sweetest part of being in love. “Sound Island” by Vows captures that feeling of stomach butterflies with fluttering synths and guitars and layered harmonies that swoon like … well, like you’re doing right now, probably.

Eric George, “End of the Day”

“I wanted to write you something beautiful / I wanted to write you into my life,” sings Eric George on the opening line of “End of the Day.” The song is a humble, heartfelt appreciation for having someone to come home to. The scruffy songwriter hits home on the song’s emotional apex, singing, “Come find me at the end of the day.”

Continuing on a theme, home is where the heart is.

“All We Need” by Eastern Mountain Time is a lovelorn twist on that notion. The twangy tune is about keeping the home fires burning for a restless lover, no matter how far he or she might roam. It’s a little sad, but ever hopeful.

“Watch a Pot Boil” is a lively little ditty about loving someone in spite of their flaws, even if reluctantly.

This cheeky duet evokes the greatest of cheeky duets on that very subject, “In Spite of Ourselves,” by John Prine and Iris DeMent. That ain’t a bad thing.

We’re just gonna say it: “Oh My Rose” is the prettiest song on this mix. Hell, it might be the prettiest song on any mix. It’s sweet and sad, colored with melancholy harmonies that sound something like if Sufjan Stevens and Jolie Holland were to do a duet of British Isles folk ballads. If your heart doesn’t melt at least twice during this song, better check your pulse.

Audrey Bernstein, “Our Love Is Easy”

A true Valentine’s Day mixtape is incomplete without at least one jazzy torch song. So we close ours with one sung by local chanteuse Audrey Bernstein. Her sultry take on Melody Gardot’s “Our Love Is Easy” is smooth and sensuous, the sonic equivalent of red wine and chocolate. !

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I know, I know. Whether you’re happily coupled, happily single or unhappily either, Valentine’s Day pretty much sucks. But maybe it doesn’t have to.

Hear me out.

Once you get past the artificial, culturally mandated expectations — the gifts, the flowers, the cheesy cards — what does Valentine’s Day really boil down to? An excuse to get out and have some fun with the one you love, that’s what. Or, if you’re unattached, it’s a chance to get out there and find someone new to have fun with. That’s not so bad, is it? And what’s the best — and often cheapest — way to do that?

The answer is rock and roll.

With V-Day this Sunday, February 14, most of you will likely be celebrating — or commiserating, depending — at some point over the weekend. Lucky for you, the weekend’s rock calendar is chockfull of good shows during which you can get your lovin’ on — well, maybe save that for after the show. Moving on…

What follows are some datenight options that, regardless of your relationship status, should make the upcoming Hallmark holiday a little more bearable — and maybe even fun.

We begin with SILVER BRIDGET at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington

on Saturday, February 13. If you’re unfamiliar, SB are an instrumental trio led by musical saw player JOHNNIE DAY DURAND. And they are fantastic. The band plays a mix of old favorites from across the landscape of pop music. But with Durand’s saw taking the melody, the tunes, while still familiar, are spinetinglingly eerie — think pop music if reimagined by DAVID LYNCH … with a saw.

Half the fun of seeing SB is is playing Name That Tune, which, come to think of it, might make for a good litmus test if you’re on a first date. You can gauge how music-savvy your date is by how quickly he or she recognizes a given tune. If it takes more than a couple of measures to ID the BEACH BOYS or NEIL YOUNG, bail. Fast.

If heavier music is more your speed, the weekend offers a plethora of opportunities to rock out. At the Monkey House on Friday, February 12, a trio of hard-rocking locals take the stage, including alt-rock torch bearers PHANTOM SUNS, former FARMhands the MOUNTAIN SAYS NO and a band hailing from the wilds of the Northeast Kingdom called GRAND. That last one is a new group from Newport that

specializes in snarling garage pop. If you dig the NEW BOMB TURKS, the GORIES or JAY REATARD, check ’em out.

Meanwhile, the same night at ArtsRiot, local sons of DEATH, ROUGH FRANCIS, headline a hefty bill with drowsy shoegazers SLEEPING IN, rapper MC MYCELIUM and DJ DISCO PHANTOM. Either of those shows might offer another good test of romantic compatibility.

If your date spends the whole show complaining about the volume, move on. If, however, he or she gleefully jumps into the pit — or even just stands on the sidelines with detached cool — you’ve got yerself a keeper.

I should note that RF’s BOBBY HACKNEY JR. is a Seven Days employee, which means we’ve officially entered the wild conflict-of-interest portion of the column. That means I’m probably gonna mention SWALE soon. And would you look at that? They’re playing the Light Club Lamp Shop on Saturday, February 13, with OSAGE ORANGE. Regular readers should know by now that my brother is in Swale. What you might not know is that one of my best friends and former band mate JEREMY GANTZ is the drummer for Osage Orange. That means I just pulled off the rarely seen hat trick of journalistic ethics violations. Don’t try that at home, kiddos. Anyway, the acid test here is that if your date doesn’t like either of those bands, they’re clearly an asshole. But, again, I’m biased.

A couple of walls over at Radio Bean, the recently reformed folk supergroup the WEE FOLKESTRA host their annual Red & Black Ball. Expect lots of lusty singin’ and grinnin’ from the 7-member band, including some new material and a few fresh pop covers. And if you missed Silver Bridget, you can still, ahem, cut a rug to the musical saw — Durand is in the WF, too. And I recommend showing up early to catch indie-folk duo the LEATHERBOUND BOOKS, who play just beforehand. If you can’t fall in love listening to the LBs, it’s just not meant to be. (If you need proof, check out their entry in the all-local Valentine’s Day mixtape on the facing page.)

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THE DAILY PLANET: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Wildlife Collective (trap), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free.

Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Ray Vega: New Music from Amer-Rican Tales (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 8 p.m., free. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom & Guests, 6 p.m., free. NYT, Guthrie Galileo, the Blind Continuum (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: MIchael Chinworth and the Rudder Band (pop), 7:30 p.m., free. The Danger Algorithms (rock), 9 p.m., free. Seven Leaves (reggae), 10:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Pat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Standup Open Mic, 7 p.m., free. 18+.

ZEN LOUNGE: Kizomba with Dsantos VT, 7 p.m., free. Zensday College Night, 10 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Cringe! A Night of Hilarious Humiliation (comedy), 8:30 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Keating Five (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

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MOOGS PLACE: Dolce Duo (folk), 8 p.m., free.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

RUSTY NAIL: Open Mic, 9:30 p.m., free.

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CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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PICKLE BARREL NIGHTCLUB: The Wailers (reggae), 9 p.m., $19.80/23.

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CHURCH & MAIN: Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: Cosmic Thursdays: Cosmosis Jones, DJ Hobbz, Seven Leaves (livetronica), 9 p.m., $5/7. 18+.

THE DAILY PLANET: Brett Hughes (country), 8 p.m., free.

DRINK: BLiNDoG Records Acoustic Sessions, 5 p.m., free.

FINNIGAN’S PUB: Craig Mitchell (funk), 10 p.m., free.

FRANNY O’S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

THE GRYPHON: Gravel (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Half & Half Comedy (standup comedy), 8 p.m., free. BTV Junglist with Mizeyesis (drum & bass), 10:30 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: The DuPont Brothers (indie folk), 8:30 p.m., free. Soul! Dance Party, 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Trivia Mania, 7 p.m., free. Bluegrass Thursday: Still Hand String Band, Ida Mae Specker & Faith Wood, 10 p.m., $2/5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Jazz Sessions, 7 p.m., free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. Soul Sessions with Monoprix, 10:30 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE: The Malicious Brothers (blues), 6 p.m., free. D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Cre8, 10 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: DJ Kermit (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Life of the Party (improv comedy), 7 p.m., $5. VT Famous: Jack Thurston (improv comedy), 8:30 p.m., $5.

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HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Defeater, Caspian, O’Brother, CBRASNKE (hardcore), 6:30 p.m., $15/17. AA. MONKEY HOUSE: Second Thursday Selector Sets with DJ Disco Phantom (eclectic), 9 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Bob Levinson Trio (blues), 7 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

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SWEET MELISSA’S: BYOV Thursdays, 3 p.m., free.

Dan Zura (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Cooie Sings (blues), 7 p.m., free.

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MOOGS PLACE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

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CITY LIMITS: Throttle Thursdays with DJ Gold, 9 p.m., free.

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PARKER PIE CO.: Jeremy Harple (rebel folk), 7 p.m., free.

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CLUB METRONOME: ’90s Night with DJ Johnny Utah, 10 p.m., $5.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Zach Rhoads (soul), 7 p.m., free. Instant Vintage with DJ Fattie B (hip-hop, R&B), 10 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: The Variouslee Enjoyable Show (variety show), 8 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

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This Week in Bernie Boosting: The aforementioned MC Mycelium has organized a hip-hop-centric showcase in support of Sen. BERNIE SANDERS’ presidential bid called Hip Hop Fuels the Bern. It’s at the Monkey House this Monday, February 15 — aka Presidents’ Day. All proceeds from the show will be donated to Sanders’ campaign.

The lineup represents a who’s who of local alternative hip-hop acts, including SELF PORTRAIT, HEADPHONE JACK, ENEMY SELF, the BLIND CONTINUUM, JELLY ROLL, JARV, CWORNER STORE, FOREST GRAY and S.I.N.SIZZLE. BTW, S.I.N. is celebrating the release of his long-awaited new CD, Living in Sin. Look for a review in the coming weeks.

Happy birthday to DEAD SET! The weekly Grateful Dead tribute residency on Tuesdays at Club Metronome turns three this week. On hand to commemorate the occasion is a very special guest: VINNIE AMICO of MOE. Last but not least, welcome back, DUFFY GARDNER! The last we heard from

the central Vermont songwriter, his passion project, the alt-venue Lamb Abbey, had been ordered closed by Montpelier city officials for various code violations in 2010. Since then, Gardner has busied himself working on a new EP, Love & War, which he’s recently been recording at Burlington’s Signal Kitchen.

The EP’s release date is still TBD. But, based on some rough mixes I’ve heard, it looks to be a unique and intimate record. It’s fitting, then, that Gardner will premiere songs from that EP in a unique and intimate space: the chapel room at Montpelier’s Bethany Church. The show is set for this Friday, February 12. !

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Opening the show are KAT WRIGHT AND THE INDOMITABLE SOUL BAND, who pretty much exist solely to help Vermonters fall in love to a soundtrack of retro soul.

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Gazing beyond the Queen City, swinging daddy-o LEWIS FRANCO adopts his crooning alter-ego RED LAVENDER for a romantic show at the Whammy Bar in Calais on Saturday, February 13.

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RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Dryfter (funk), 8:30 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jim Colliton (standup), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $15. Comedy Roulette (standup), 11 p.m., free.

ZEN LOUNGE: Salsa Night with Jah Red (Latin), 9 p.m., $5.

MONKEY HOUSE: Grand, the Mountain Says No, Phantom Suns (rock), 9 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: John Daly Trio (folk rock), 5 p.m., free. A House on Fire (rock), 9 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Jenni Johnson (jazz), 9:30 p.m., $5. Jenni Johnson (jazz), 9:30 p.m., $5.

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CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Abby Jenne & Doug Perkins (soul, rock), 6 p.m., free. Mad Mountain Scramblers (bluegrass), 9 p.m., free.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Name That Movie (trivia), 8 p.m., free.

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MARTELL’S AT THE RED FOX: Full Circle Band (rock), 9 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Abby Sherman (folk), 6:30 p.m., free. Seth Yacovone Band (blues), 9 p.m., $5.

RIMROCK’S MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Rekkon #FridayNightFrequencies (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

BLEU NORTHEAST SEAFOOD: Paul Asbell and Clyde Stats (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: Retronome With DJ Fattie B (’80s dance party), 9 p.m., free/$5.

FRANNY O’S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Made by Robots (experimental jazz), 7 p.m., free. DJ Disco Phantom (house), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Osage Orange (indie rock), 8:30 p.m., free.

Swale (rock), 10 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Small Change (Tom Waits tribute), 7 p.m., free. Blues for Breakfast (Grateful Dead tribute), 10 p.m., $7.

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RADIO BEAN: Jenna Lotti (folk), 5 p.m., free. Gaviria/Andreas Guitar Duo, 7 p.m., free. The Leatherbound Books (indie folk), 9 p.m., free. The Wee Folkestra’s Red & Black Ball (folk rock), 10:30 p.m., free. The Snaz (rock), midnight, free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Radio Flyer (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Andy & Andy (acoustic), 4 p.m., free. Mamadou (world music), 7 p.m., $5. Mashtodon (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5.

RUSTY NAIL: Spiritual Rez, Big Ol’ Dirty Bucket (reggae), 8 p.m., $10.

STELLA NOTTE: Folks Up In Treetops (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Twist of Fate (rock), 9 p.m., free.

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MONOPOLE: Love Port (rock), 10 p.m., free.

MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Happy Hour Tunes & Trivia with Gary Peacock, 5 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand, 5 p.m., free. Big Hat No Cattle (western swing), 5:30 p.m., free. Lefty Yunger (blues), 9:30 p.m., $5.

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VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jim Colliton (standup), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $15. Comedy Roulette (standup), 11 p.m., free.

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The record can go from seesawing guitar lines in call-and-response with drummer Bruce Black and then to a warm, lingering wash. Black, whose drums sometimes sound like he’s beating

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In opener “From the Mouth,” the bridge hits with sweet, anthemic undulations that one wishes would last longer. But we’re better off for the brevity.

Hebert and Kiel Alarcon steer their energy into arpeggiated guitar lines that often recall late heavy-metal ace Randy Rhoads.

Hebert cleanly channels his ideas from mind to music, and the players approach these songs organically. With “Hologram,” they give us pop, briefly mellow and sparse and then relenting to an onslaught. The tune’s verse starts with Hebert’s signature idle musings. “I let the TV tell me what I want to think,” he sings wryly. Lyrically, Hebert can veer into very good emo (“The keys to my apartment are

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“9 Beats” is the most sonically ambitious and lyrically substantive cut on the record. At the intro, a skittering breakbeat clashes with an ominous synth riff. Then a jagged guitar slices in and the band settles into a laid-back but insistent groove. Nelson sings poetically about social and political struggles, his simmering intensity coming to a boil at the song’s instrumental freak-out six minutes in.

Def Ears’ hip fusion of soul, hiphop and psych rock may remind some of another local band, Madaila. That makes sense, since Madaila’s Eric Maier produced What It Is. But where Madaila work within concise pop constructs, Def Ears take a more expansive and experimental approach. That sometimes means the payoff is delayed, as the band wends its way through various shifts and changes. But when it comes, more often than not that payoff is worth the wait.

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Once your ears are properly readied, the slow and low groove kicks in, centered on Jon Kraus’ just-behind-the-beat snare snaps and Zach Zimmerman’s sinuous bass line. Guitarist Ben Chussid chimes in with a gently ringing riff that injects substance to Nelson’s ethereal synth work.

The anesthetic chill is so complete that Nelson’s vocals, when they arrive, almost come as a surprise. His clean, unflashy croon is set high in the mix, coaxing the listener out of a narcotic daze. The effect is gently and pleasantly rousing, and it builds to the song’s neo-soul-tinged apex.

The record isn’t formulaic, exactly, but this is the formula to which most of the material adheres: Set the groove, drop the beat, kick in the sexy vocals and get-yerfreak-on riffs, then take it to the hook.

Rinse, lather, repeat. Fortunately, it’s a largely effective algorithm.

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underneath your eyelids”), but he doesn’t stay long. Vocally, he makes leaps that more hesitant rock singers likely would avoid. The songs are better for his spine.

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Nelson and co. aren’t afraid to get cozy, stretch out and see where the groove takes them, even if it takes a while to get there.

Each of the album’s six cuts crests the six-minute mark, at least, and several slink beyond eight minutes. Though their jams are extended, they never feel extraneous.

Rather, the band elicits a definitively chill vibe that invites the listener to lay back, tune in and tune out.

“Time Machine” opens the record on a synth sustain that tweaks the ears as it slides into pitch before breaking into a series of shimmering notes. The sonic trickery is a little jarring at first. But that sense of unease quickly dissipates, replaced by a warm calm that moves in softly, like the effects of an Ativan pill.

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MOOGS PLACE: The Pizza Tapes (bluegrass), 9 p.m., free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Full Tilt (rock), 9 p.m., free.

RUSTY NAIL: Sophistafunk (funk), 8 p.m., $10.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Winter is a Drag Ball, 8 p.m., $30/35. 18+.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Oak Totem, Bow Thayer (Americana), 9 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: House Dunn (rock), 10 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Timothy James & Friends (blues), 5 p.m., free. Rhythm Rockets (rock), 9 p.m., free.

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BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation. Small Axe (roots), 6 p.m., free.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Jazzyoke, 7:30 p.m., $5.

LA PUERTA NEGRA: Audrey Bernstein Trio (jazz), 9 p.m., $5.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Mark LeGrand CD Release (country), 7 p.m., free. Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 10 p.m., $5.

WHAMMY BAR: Red Lavender (love songs), 7:30 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: The Horse Traders present Run, Chloe Run! (rock), 8 p.m., $10.

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MONOPOLE: Jiggawaltz (rock), 10 p.m., free.

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FRANNY O’S: Kyle Stevens’ Happiest Hour of Music (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free.

THE GRYPHON: Toby Aronson (classical guitar), 12:30 p.m., free.

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NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJs Big Dog and Jahson, 9:30 p.m., $3.

JUNIPER: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

THE OLDE NORTHENDER PUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Mary McGinnis & the Selkies (folk), 11 a.m., free. Maple Street Six (jazz), 1 p.m., free.

Old Sky (country), 4 p.m., free. Guthrie Galileo (soul covers), 8:30 p.m., free. Super Bee (rock), 10:30 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jim Colliton (standup), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $15.

chittenden county

BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke/Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Joe Russo’s Almost Dead (Grateful Dead tribute), 8 p.m., $32/35. AA. Sold out.

PENALTY BOX: Trivia With a Twist, 4 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Mihali from Twiddle (acoustic), 8:30 p.m., $5.

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NECTAR’S: Melon, B.U.M.F. (funk, rock), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Thomas Pearo (contemporary guitar), 7 p.m., free. Bailey Jeffko and DJ Tetreault (folk), 8:30 p.m., free. Latin Sessions with Mal Maiz (cumbia), 10:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 8 p.m., free.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Hip Hop Fuels the Bern, 8:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

stowe/smuggs area

MOOGS PLACE: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

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PHAT KATS TAVERN: Jay Natola (solo guitar), 9 p.m., free.

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RUSTY NAIL: Turkuaz, Kat Wright and the Indomitable Soul Band (funk, soul), 8 p.m., $15.

ARTSRIOT: Local 400: Joe’s Big Band Open Rehearsal (big band), 7:30 p.m., free. AA.

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Sonic shards of the Pixies, early Modest Mouse and Supergrass frame a philosophical bent informed by the likes of Kurt Vonnegut and Albert Camus. This is irresistibly catchy stuff that leaves you humming — and thinking. Vundabar play Signal Kitchen in Burlington on Saturday, February 13, with HOW SAD. RED SQUARE: DJ Pat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Pulling Yo’ Chain: A Standup Comedy Showcase, 8 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: The Fritz (funk, rock), 10 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Lokum (music of the Near East), 6:30 p.m., free.

Grup Anwar (classical Arabic), 8:30 p.m., free. Honky Tonk Tuesday with Eric George & Friends, 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: DJ KermiTT, 8 p.m., free. Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

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WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Trivia Night, 7:30 p.m., free.

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BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Old Time Music Session, 6 p.m., free.

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TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Karaoke with Roots Entertainment, 9 p.m., free.

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CLUB METRONOME: Gubbulidis with Mihali & Zdenek of Twiddle (acoustic jam), 8 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Godfather Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., free.

THE DAILY PLANET: Lowell Thompson (alt-country), 8 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Erica (folk), 5 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area MOOGS PLACE: Jason Wedlock (rock), 7:30 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Steve Waud (Americana), 8 p.m., free. Aquatic Undeground (house), 10 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Driftwood (folk), 7:30 p.m., free. Maribyrd (indie folk), 9 p.m., free. Sepana (folk), 10:30 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec

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UPPER VALLEY

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‘From the Center for Cartoon Studies Archive,’ Studio Place Arts B Y RA C HE L E LI ZA BETH JONES

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he Center for Cartoon Studies is an unlikely haven in White River Junction for people dedicated to creating unique worlds using a deceptively simple form: comics. A current exhibit at Studio Place Arts in Barre invites visitors to get acquainted with the school and celebrate its 10th anniversary. It’s titled simply “From the Center for Cartoon Studies Archive.”

“What if comics aren’t simply a quaint feature of ‘geek culture’ but the way the world processes information?” ask Marek Bennett and CCS cofounder James Sturm in their “Applied Cartooning Manifesto” (itself a comic book). The show offers ways of understanding that question — as does a concurrent comic-focused exhibit in Brooklyn cosponsored by the Vermont cartoon school.

A brochure from CCS, on hand at the SPA show, poses the question: “What small detail suggests a universe that is bursting at the seams?” The samples from the school’s archive, old and new, offer answers.

“This is the type of exhibit that’s all about sharing process,” says SPA executive director Sue Higby. The no-frills show features 20-odd comic strip drawings, each sealed between sheets of clear, protective laminate. Visitors can also flip through a selection of books from the cartoon school’s Schultz Library — named for “Peanuts” creator Charles Schultz, a tribute that emphasizes the legacy of comics in pop culture.

Because of that legacy, we may become familiar with comic characters almost by osmosis. We grasp the polarization of rivals Betty and Veronica in the “Archie” comics, for example, through a long-term process involving Sunday-morning newspapers, inherited or purchased comic books, Bazooka bubblegum wrappers and the like. The ubiquity of comics makes it easy to forget that somebody, somewhere, drew all of them.

For those accustomed to discovering comics in this casual way, reading a comic strip on a gallery wall is unusual and counterintuitive, and the originals are often surprisingly larger than what reaches the masses. At the SPA exhibit,

the hand of the artist is often evident in the selections curated by CCS cofounder Michelle Ollie from the school’s archives — a collection that numbers some 5,000 works.

A “Beetle Bailey” strip from September 2012 shows evidence of Wite-Out, and the cartoonist’s web address has been pasted in. A peripheral field of pen scratches is par for the course on many of these samples. A “Dick Tracy” strip even has a clue-like fingerprint on a lower panel.

The uninitiated may be hardpressed to situate the works on view within a larger dialogue about cartooning as a discipline. At first, the hanging seems chronological, with older strips skewing to one side of the gallery. But it’s not. Ollie told Seven Days by phone that the comics she selected are a “survey of the collection.”

They range from early heavy hitters such as Mort Walker (“Beetle Bailey”) and Will Eisner (“A Contract With God”), who coined the term “graphic novel,” to recent work by celebrated CCS alumni such as Colleen Frakes (Prison Island) and Sophie Goldstein Laura Park’s Self Portrait (The Oven).

Ollie emphasized that the primary role of the archive is to serve as a teaching tool for students. “There’s vifor a month. She then sold the originals sually a learning opportunity when you to support herself. The panels offer conlook at different approaches,” she said. fessions such as “To tell you the truth, One thing the exhibit makes clear is I would not be able to enjoy this life that cartooning is an art form with a pe- without regular texting with Steve” — a culiar relationship to time and consump- far cry from the stereotype of comics as tion. Cartoonists’ invented worlds are a sci-fi/fantasy anything but static. An exhibition label geekdom inhabexplains that Ernie Bushmiller changed ited primarily by the name of his comic strip “Fritzi Ritz” boys and young to “Nancy” in 1938, five years after the men. original titular character’s niece, Nancy, The intersecwas introduced and began to dominate tions of perthe storylines. sonal narrative, While the goal of cartooning is to tell identity politics a story quickly and effectively, produc- and the radical tion is labor-intensive and frequently social potential involves multiple artists. This presents of comics are at a specific set of problems for cartoonists the crux of the trying to sustain a living. current show The dialogue between cartooning and at Brooklyn’s time takes center stage in “July Diary,” on Interference Archive: “Our Comics, view at SPA, in which contemporary car- Ourselves: Identity, Expression toonist and CCS alumna Gabrielle Bell and Representation in Comic Art.” visually rendered her daily experiences Cosponsored by CCS, the collaboratively

curated show features comics addressing topics including “feminism, abortion, racism, cultural identity, social activism, labor unions, veterans of war, sexual abuse, student debt, immigration, public health, civil rights, gender and sexual identity and a lot more,” according to Interference Archive’s website.

“Our Comics, Ourselves” cocurator Monica McKelvey Johnson reached out to CCS in September 2015.

The show, which runs through April 17, includes in its massive 100-plus roster a number of artists who are CCS graduates or fellows — Annie Murphy and Sophie Yanow among them.

THE UBIQUITY OF COMICS MAKES IT EASY TO FORGET THAT SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE, DREW ALL OF THEM.

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CALL TO ARTISTS ‘VISIONARY CONSPIRACY’: Members of the Surface Design Association Vermont chapter are invited to apply for inclusion in Studio Place Arts’ July/August exhibition, which intends to incite compassion and beauty through deploying fiber artists to craft “extreme examples of exquisiteness” with threads, textiles, wool, needles and looms. Interested artists should submit proposals to Eve Jacobs-Carnahan at ejcarnahan@gmail.com by May 1. To join the SDA, visit surfacedesign.org. Studio Place Arts, Barre.

Info, 479-7069.

1-2-3- : MATH AND ART: Studio Place Arts seeks submissions of works that address the many concerns of both art and math. Details at studioplacearts.com. Studio Place Arts, Barre, Through April 15. Info, 479-7069.

‘ANIMALIA’: Seeking submissions of images that reveal the essence of a member of the animal kingdom. Juried by Traer Scott. For details and to submit, visit photoplacegallery.com. Deadline: February 15. PhotoPlace Gallery, Middlebury. $30 for 5 images. Info, 388-4500.

CALL FOR BERNIE ART!: ONE Arts Center seeks work for a Bernie Sanders pop-up show at ArtsRiot, with the unifying theme of Bernie’s hair.

Please email oneartscollective@gmail.com if you can make a piece, do a 30-second video clip or write a funny, smart and short curatorial statement. ONE Arts Center, Burlington, through February 24. Info, oneartscollective@gmail.com.

CALL FOR WRITING + ZINES: ONE Arts Center invites the public to drop off printed single pages or small zines of creative writing to be part of a monthlong art show that explores the relationship between verbal and nonverbal communication. Bring works to 72 N. Champlain St. between noon and 5 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays. ONE Arts Center, Burlington, through March 31. Info, 863-5217.

CALL TO CURATORS: Seeking curators to develop shows for a fair housing creative initiative, focusing on themes of home and inclusive communities.

Curators will find artists, gather art and install; ONE Arts will assist with press and setting up venues.

Small curatorial stipend. To apply, send outline of ideas for show to oneartscollective@gmail.com. ONE Arts Center, Burlington, through February 15. Info, oneartscollective@gmail.com.

‘CANNABIS CAN’: Vermont Cannabis Collaborative seeks 30-second to two-minute videos on theme “Cannabis Can” for a grassroots video campaign asking what a legalized, regulated, taxed cannabis industry in Vermont could look like. Email videos to videos@ vtcannabiscollaborative.org with artist name(s) and location(s) included. Winners will be announced every Friday via VTCC’s social channels. Through February 19. Info, videos@vtcannabiscollaborative.org.

‘DOUBLE EXPOSURE’: In honor of National Poetry Month, established and emerging artists are invited to submit one or two artworks in any medium with a short poem, excerpt from a longer one, or passage from another written work related to the artwork in some way. Deadline: March 15. Info and registration: blgreene@myfairpoint.net. Jericho Town Hall.

‘ENCOUNTERING YELLOW’: Artists are invited to submit work that interprets and incorporates the color yellow. Email application to info@studioplacearts.com or mail to Studio Place Arts, 201 N. Main St., Barre, VT 05641. Deadline: February 20. Studio Place Arts, Barre. $10; free for SPA artist members. Info, 479-7069.

‘EXPOSED’: Artists are invited to submit proposals for the 25th annual outdoor sculpture exhibition throughout Stowe. Innovative and broad approaches to sculpture are welcomed, including site-specific installations or interventions and participatory or exchange-based works. For details and application, visit helenday.com or email exposed@helenday.com. Deadline: February 12.

Helen Day Art Center, Stowe.

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LOOKING FOR ARTISTS AT THE DAILY PLANET: Seeking artists to display work at busy downtown Burlington restaurant. Exhibits are two months long. If interested, please email samples of work to art@dailyplanet15.com and indicate size. Must have sufficient number of works to fill a room.

The Daily Planet, Burlington, through March 4.

Info, 862-9647.

OPEN FARM AND STUDIO TOUR: The 10th annual Discover the Heart of the Islands invites artists to participate in an event July 9-10, taking place at community hubs across four island towns. Deadline: April 15. More information at openfarmandstudio.com. Grand Isle Art Works. $50 early bird; $75 after Feb. 15. Info, 372-4556.

POETRY BROTHEL: Seeking talent for the Vermont chapter of the Poetry Brothel, an immersive poetry and cabaret experience that places the art of oral tradition in the lush interior of a bordello. Send up to five pages of writing to poetrybrothelvt@gmail.com. Deadline: February 20. More info at encounterworksproductions.com/upcoming-happenings.html.

Encounterworks Productions Salon, Burlington.

Info, poetrybrothelvt@gmail.com.

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! ENCOUNTERWORKS PRODUCTIONS GRAND OPENING GROUP SHOW: The inaugural group exhibition of Vermont-based artists includes sculpture, installation, drawing, painting and photography.

Reception: Friday, February 12, 6-10 p.m. February 12-March 4. Info, 617-780-7701. Encounterworks Productions Salon in Burlington.

‘HOT COLORS IN A COLD MONTH’: A group exhibition featuring studio artists. Through February 29.

Info, 373-7544. Brickwork Art Studios in Burlington.

! SAMUEL BAK: “Survival and Memory,” paintings

by the Polish artist addressing his experience as a Holocaust survivor, using a Renaissance palette and personal lexicon informed by Jewish culture.

Reception: Wednesday, February 10, 5:30-7 p.m.

February 10-May 22. Info, 656-0750. University of Vermont Fleming Museum of Art in Burlington.

WILLIAM CHANDLER: Photographs by the local artist. Through February 29. Info, 318-2438. Red Square in Burlington.

SILENT AUCTION AND SALE FOR STACIE MINCHER: Frog Hollow is seeking donations of work for a one-day silent auction and studio seconds sale to benefit Rutland artist Stacie Mincher, who is undergoing treatment for complications of a tumor surgery. Artists may deliver work to 85 Church St. in Burlington during business hours. Contact gallery prior to delivering any artwork more than three feet wide. Deadline: February 17, 5 p.m. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Burlington. Info, 863-6458.

‘SOFT BOMB BARRE’: Artists are invited to submit proposals for outdoor installations or “art explosions” involving fibers and intended to be a comforting, exhilarating form of art-as-resistance. Email proposals to info@studioplacearts. com. Deadline: April 1. Studio Place Arts, Barre. $10 application fee; free for SPA member artists.

Info, 479-7069.

VERMONT GREEN PRINTING: Seeking talented artists whose work is suitable for T-shirts and other apparel to produce comic book art, 8-bit art, ASCII art or other cool images. Send samples and contact info to John at vtgreenprinting@ gmail.com. Vermont Green Printing, Morrisville, through March 10. Info, 888-9600.

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‘MOTION’: A group exhibition featuring Vermont artists. Through March 31. Info, 878-8887. Jericho Town Hall.

! ‘SHADOW & LIGHT’: Photographs by 43 artists, five of them based in Vermont, whose images investigate the play of light and dark. Reception: Friday, February 19, 5:30 p.m. Through February 28.

Info, 777-3686. Darkroom Gallery in Essex Junction.

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CARYN KING: “A View to the Souls of Animals,” acrylic barnyard tour featuring large-scale cows, sheep, pigs and fowl. Through February 26. Info, 828-3293. Vermont Arts Council in Montpelier.

THE FRONT COLLECTIVE: A group exhibition features collective members Jesse Cooper, Ben Cheney, Deluxe Unlimited, Alice Dodge, Hasso Ewing, Glen Coburn Hutcheson, Chris Jeffrey, Maayan Kasimov, Clara Kazarov, Melora Kennedy, Alana LaPoint, Michelle Lesnak, John Matusz, Hannah Morris, James Secor and Janet Van Fleet.

Gallery open Fridays, 5-8 p.m., and Saturdays, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Through March 31. Info, 272-0908. The Front in Montpelier.

JOELEN MULVANEY: “Tree People Hiding in Plain Sight,” paintings by the local artist. Through March 26. Info, 426-3581. Jaquith Public Library in Marshfield.

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! JEREMY LEE MACKENZIE: “Stories in Scrollwork,” a series of obsessively intricate wood scroll carvings. Reception: Thursday, February 11, 5 p.m. February 11-27. Info, 865-8980. Center for Communication and Creative Media in Burlington.

SENIOR SELFIE CONTEST: Seniors 65 years or older are invited to post a selfie to Facebook, Instagram or Twitter or email it to info@ tech4tomorrow.org, for a chance to win prizes.

Contestants should include a caption with name, age and a fun fact about themselves. Deadline: February 10. South Burlington High School. Info, 448-0595.

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‘IN A FIELD WITH NO BOUNDS’: A group exhibition featuring two generations of artists with Vermont connections, with work that references internal and external landscapes and the relationship between them. Artists include Catherine Hall, Corin Hewitt, Julia Kunin, Meg Lipke, Meg Walker and Barbara Zucker. Through April 26. Info, 395-1923. New City Galerie in Burlington.

SEABA MEMBER GROUP SHOW: Seeking member artists to hang work in 30th anniversary group show. Interested artists should submit one image, including dimensions and medium, to sarah@seaba.com by February 29. SEABA Center, Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

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KATE FETHERSTON: “Nature Moments,” paintings that explore the language of nature with light, color and texture. Through February 29. Info, 223-1981.

The Cheshire Cat in Montpelier.

TRINE WILSON: “Hydrangea & Angels,” work by the local artist. Through March 4. Info, 355-4834.

Sarducci’s Restaurant and Bar in Montpelier.

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broad, potentially mass communications, let’s look at the nuance of how we’re telling these stories.”

Johnson’s comments sound a lot like the “Applied Cartooning Manifesto”’s assertion: “We’ve spent 30,000 years developing the cartooning skill set. Now is Interference Archive the time to apply it!”

Said Ollie, “I feel like we’ve only scratched Renowned Vermont cartoonist Alison the surface of the things that we can do.”

Bechdel appears both in the Brooklyn It seems that comic art is still a brave show and at SPA — where visitors will new world for artists, fans and the gensee an original page drawing from her eral public alike. Luckily, there’s a school 2006 graphic memoir Fun Home: A for that. !

Family Tragicomic. (The memoir was made into a musical, which won five Disclosure: Seven Days features Tony Awards last year.) artwork by students at the Center for “Comics are a pretty powerful me- Cartoon Studies each month. diator of empathy,” Johnson told Seven Days by phone. For her, “Our Comics, Contact: rachel@sevendaysvt.com Ourselves” is a timely exhibition.

“We’re no longer at the point where INFO people have to justify that comics or “From the Center for Cartoon Studies Archive,” graphic novels are a legitimate form on view through February 20 at Studio Place of literacy,” she said. “Now that we Arts in Barre. studioplacearts.com consider this a viable medium for

THE GALLERY AT LCATV: Lake Champlain Access Television is looking for artists to exhibit visual arts at a spacious community media center in northern Colchester. Artists must meet the criteria of LCATV membership (live, work or attend school in Colchester, Milton, Georgia, Fairfax, Westford, South Hero, Grand Isle or North Hero).

Exhibitions can be one, two or three months and include a reception. Group shows are welcome.

Proceeds from any sales go to the artists. Lake Champlain Access Television, Colchester, through August 1. Info, 862-5724.

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‘Pop Art Prints’ The story of the pop-art movement is one of rupture; it was a particularly notable moment in the ongoing modern task of upending high-

low cultural divides. Pop is generally recognized through the output of art bad boys including Jim Dine, Robert Indiana, Jasper Johns, Roy Lichtenstein, Claes Oldenburg and, of course, Andy Warhol. The Fleming Museum of Art has just opened an exhibition of 37 prints by these artists and others, on loan from the Smithsonian American Art Institution. Significantly, the Fleming is plundering its own collection to add female pop artists to the mix, including Marisol, Chryssa and Sister Mary Corita Kent. Through May 22. Pictured: “Red Roses” serigraph by Kent.

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! ‘U.S. AND THEM’: A photography exhibition features stills by Aja Zoecklein that capture a live multimedia dance documentary choreographed

by Amia Cervantes. Reception: Saturday, February 13, 6-9 p.m. Through February 13. $10 suggested donation. Info, 229-4676. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio in Montpelier.

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! ‘O P E N: AL LARSEN’: An exhibition by the

program director of the BFA in Creative Media at Champlain College. Artist talk: Wednesday, February 17, 3 p.m. Reception: Thursday, February 18, 5-7 p.m. February 14-20. ! ‘O P E N: SEAN CLUTE AND LEIF HUNNEMAN’: “Gihon,” audiovisual performance by the Johnson State College assistant professor and videographer, respectively, that combines field recordings of the Gihon River, electromagnetic processing that reveals the playback mechanisms of the recordings and live responsive video. Artist talk: Thursday, February 11, 3 p.m.; Reception: Friday, February 12, 5-7 p.m.

Through February 13. Info, 635-2356. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College.

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VALERIE HAMMOND & ANNE SIEMS: “HERstory,” an exhibition drawing on imagery from nature to explore myth and spirituality. February 13-March 26. Info, 617-842-3332. Walker Contemporary in Waitsfield.

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! ‘FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE’: Jewelry by Kathy Mitchell, Micaela Wallace, Lori Yarrow, Martha Loving, Joan Burt, Tamara Wight and Karin Hardy.

Reception with wine tasting: Friday, February 12, 5-8 p.m. February 12-29. Info, 877-3850. Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes.

STUDENT ART SHOW: An annual exhibition of fine art made by area students. Brandon Artists Guild, through February 29. Info, 247-4956.

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JEN MORRIS: “Marble,” photographs by the Vermont artist. Through April 17. STUDENT ART SHOW: An annual exhibition brings together artwork from the region’s elementary, middle and high school students. Through March 13. VINCENT

LONGO: “Centers, Circles, Squares, Grids,” works by the artist recognized as the first abstract expressionist printmaker. Through May 1. Info, 447-1571.

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! PETER RUSSOM: “Transform,” paintings by the

SUNY Plattsburgh art professor that document his travels in Italy. Reception: Thursday, February 11, noon-4 p.m. February 11-March 20. Info, 518-5642474. Burke Gallery, Plattsburgh State Art Museum, N.Y. ‘POMPEII’: Nearly 200 archaeological artifacts, including bronze and marble statues, mosaics, frescoes, decorative arts and objects from daily life, offer a glimpse into the life of the once-thriving city in the Roman Empire. Through September 5. Info, 514-285-2000. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts.

RAGNAR KJARTANSSON: The Iceland artist’s first major show in Canada presents three significant works that represent his explorations in performance and straddle mysticism and parody.

February 11-May 22. Info, 514-847-6226. Montréal Museum of Contemporary Art.

ART EVENTS LECTURE: ‘VISUAL CULTURE & GAY IDENTITIES IN THE 20TH AND 21ST CENTURIES’: Paul Deslandes, associate professor and chair of UVM’s history department, illustrates how an appreciation of the male body acquired political significance as men on both sides of the Atlantic produced, viewed and consumed images of men between 1890 and 2015. University of Vermont Fleming Museum of Art, Burlington, Wednesday, February 10, noon. Info, 656-0750.

LECTURE AND WALK-THROUGH: ‘CONCEAL/ REVEAL’: Artists Dana Heffern and Rebecca Weisman discuss their site-responsive installation, the process behind it and how it informs their work as individuals. 339 Pine, Burlington, Friday, February 12, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Info, overnightprojects@gmail.com.

OPEN HOUSE: R. JOHN WRIGHT: First-ever open house celebrating the company’s 40th year of making handcrafted dolls. R. John Wright Dolls, Bennington, Friday, February 12, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Info, 447-7072.

CHAMP LANE OPENING: The new exhibition Champ Lane opens, created especially for kids 6 and

younger to engage in science play and learn using open-ended scenarios. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, Saturday, February 13, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free with museum admission. Info, 864-1848.

DOWNTOWN SAINT ALBANS ART WALK: Enjoy the work of Vermont artists on display at more than 15 local businesses. Maps available at the Village Frame Shoppe. Downtown St. Albans, Saturday, February 13, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Info, 578-4716.

VALENTINE’S DAY LUNCH & CLOSING RECEPTION: Guests are invited to BYOB, as well as a favorite love poem. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, Sunday, February 14, noon. Info, 767-9670.

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3RD ANNUAL OPEN PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW: Opencall exhibition of Vermont photographers. Through February 28. Info, 660-9005. Art’s Alive Gallery @ Main Street Landing’s Union Station in Burlington.

‘AFTER ICARUS’: Work by John Douglas, Elliott Katz and Mark Lorah that seeks to disrupt assumptions of reality and fantasy, order and chaos. Through February 27. ‘DYSFUNCTION’: Ten contemporary artists use ceramics to question the social, political and economic forces that determine “proper” function. Through April 9. ‘NAVIGATING MEMORY: EXPLORING PLACE’: Nurjahan Akhlaq, Aqsa Shakil and Seher Shah explore the role of memory, biography and personal context in establishing historical narratives. Through April 9. Info, 865-5355. BCA Center in Burlington.

‘THE ART AND HISTORY OF HANDWOVEN TEXTILES’: Handwoven textiles by Jerusha Fox and members of the Marshfield School of Weaving, featuring an array of historically accurate and contemporary pieces made with natural fibers.

Through February 29. Info, 863-6458. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center in Burlington.

CATHERINE HALL: “Paper Pieces and Works on Paper,” new works employing techniques derived from textile dyeing and batiking, monoprints and abstract painting. Through March 31. Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington.

DAN HIGGINS: Photographs of the residents of Puerto Cabezas, Nicaragua, Burlington’s sister city. ROBIN KATRICK: “The Road to Duchity,” images from the local photographer taken while

working in community development in rural Haiti.

Through February 26. Info, 363-4746. Flynndog in Burlington.

GERRIT GÖLLNER: Large-scale abstract paintings by the Brooklyn-based artist. Through February 25. Info, 343-4767. Karma Bird House Gallery in Burlington.

GRACE TOMCZAK: “Tentacles,” a collection of drawings and collage focused on octopuses and their form. Through April 15. Info, 657-387. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center & Mountaineering School in Burlington.

HOWARD CENTER ARTS COLLECTIVE: Select works from art collective members. Info, 598-6698.

WORKS FROM BELLCATE SCHOOL: Students of Josh Linz’s art class present work influenced by diverse art movements. Through February 29. Info, 651-9692. VCAM Studio in Burlington.

JAMES VOGLER: “Long Range Forecast,” new paintings by the Charlotte artist. Through February 29. Info, 504-3018. The Gallery at Main Street Landing in Burlington.

JOSHUA: “And the water it is blind,” text-based work by the local artist. Through February 29.

Info, ex.poetics@gmail.com. New Moon Café in Burlington.

JULIE GUNDERSON: Work by the local artist addresses themes of mortality and impermanence.

Through February 29. Info, 863-6713. North End Studios in Burlington.

KAREN DAWSON: The winter 2015 featured artist presents new work. Through February 28. Info, 264-8191. Community Health Center of Burlington.

MATTHEW THORSEN: Works from the acclaimed Vermont photographer, including family photos, Vermont notables, and selections from his “Sound Proof” collection of rock performances and artists.

Through February 27. Info, 652-4500. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington.

MIC PLANTE AND MICHELLE SAYLES: Exhibition of work by the local artists in the center’s first-ever exhibition. Through February 12. Info, 888-4928218. The Wellness Co-op in Burlington.

‘NAJAWA: A STORY OF PALESTINE’: A 45-foot “street comic” tells the story of a Palestinian woman’s life, created by local artist Michelle Sayles in collaboration with artist and educator Jen Berger and Vermonters for a Just Peace in Palestine/ Israel. Through March 1. Info, 865-7211. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

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! ‘POP ART PRINTS’: Thirty-seven prints significant to the advent of the pop art movement of the 1950s and ’60s, including works by Robert Indiana, Jasper Johns, Roy Lichtenstein, Claes Oldenburg and Andy Warhol. Also works by the era’s female artists from the Fleming’s permanent collection, including Chryssa, Sister Mary Corita Kent and Marisol. Reception: Wednesday, February 10, 5:30-7 p.m. ‘SEX OBJECTS: PERSPECTIVES ON GENDER AND SEXUALITY’: An exhibition of everyday and ceremonial art and artifacts curated by 40 anthropology and art history students.

Through May 22. Info, 656-0750. University of Vermont Fleming Museum of Art in Burlington. ‘XOXO: AN EXHIBIT ABOUT LOVE & FORGIVENESS’: Developed by the Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, this emotion-filled interactive exhibit asks you to open your heart and mind. Through May 15. Info, 864-1848. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington.

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‘32 DEGREES: THE ART OF WINTER’: Winterinspired works from the late 19th century to present, including contemporary photography, sound pieces, digital art, games and ephemeral sculpture, which invite visitors to experience the complexities of snow and ice. Through May 30.

Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum.

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‘FROM THE CENTER FOR CARTOON STUDIES ARCHIVE’: To celebrate 10 years, the school presents original cartoon art from comic strips to graphic novels and celebrates a collection vital to its curriculum. ANDY FROST: “Paintings on the Tour for World Peace,� recent work by the local artist. ATHENA PETRA TASIOPOULOS: “Beyond.,� mixed-media works on paper. Through February 20. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

ANNIE TIBERIO CAMERON: Photographs by the local artist taken in the wilderness during solo camping trips. Through March 30. Info, 999-7661.

Hartness Gallery, Vermont Technical College in Randolph Center.

CHARLES FISH: “Blue Ribbons & Burlesque,� photographs taken at Vermont country fairs.

Through July 1. Info, 479-8519. Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. ‘CLOSE TO HOME’: Installation and images by Elizabeth Billings and Michael Sacca, respectively, created using materials and subject matter near their Tunbridge home. Through March 31. Info, 828-0749. Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

DJ BARRY: “Love Your Barista,� a new series featuring stencils of coffee cups, with 100 percent of sales donated to the barista tip jar. Through April 1. Info, 479-0896. Espresso Bueno in Barre.

‘BIRDS OF A FEATHER’: An exhibition exploring the illusory and deadly beauty of American wildfowl decoys, featuring models of 13 different bird species. Through May 1. Info, 985-3346. Pizzagalli Center for Art and Education, Shelburne Museum.

JULIE A. DAVIS: “Native Expressions,� a collection of 22 oil paintings by the Vermont artist, whose variety of techniques combines realism, dream imagery and abstraction. Through March 26. Info, 229-5721. Angeleno’s Pizza in Montpelier.

LINDA DI SANTE: “The Nature of Things,� works in watercolor, graphite, and pen and ink by the Vermont artist. Through February 28. Info, 985-8222. Shelburne Vineyard.

KATE GRIDLEY: Seventeen contemporary oil portraits of young adults, each accompanied by an audio narrative accessible by cellphone. Through March 31. Info, 828-0749. Vermont Supreme Court Gallery in Montpelier.

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by Mount Mansfield Union High School fine arts students, including drawing, painting, fine metal, pottery and photography. Through February 21.

Info, 899-3211. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. ‘PASSAGES’: Twenty members of the Milton Artists Guild share photographs that represent meaningful passageways in life. Through February 29. Info, lstech@comcast.net. LCATV in Colchester.

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TOM LEYTHAM: “The Other Working Landscape,” watercolor prints of aging industrial buildings by the Montpelier architect and artist. Through April 8. Info, 279-6403. Central Vermont Medical Center in Barre.

‘DECO JAPAN: SHAPING ART AND CULTURE, 1920–1945’: The nearly 200 works in this exhibit showcase the spectacular craftsmanship and sophisticated design long associated with Japan, and convey the complex social and cultural tensions in Japan leading up to World War II, including the emergence of the “modern girl.” Through April 24. ‘FIRST FOLIO! THE BOOK THAT GAVE US SHAKESPEARE’: An exhibition featuring the first collected edition of Shakespeare plays is part of a national tour marking the 400th anniversary of the playwright’s death. Through February 28. Info, 443-6433. Middlebury College Museum of Art.

BETSY SILVERMAN: “Sticking Stowe Together,” large-scale collages celebrating the quintessential places, things and views of Stowe. Through March 27. Info, 253-4693. Stowe Craft & Design.

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‘CERAMICS: DECORATIVE & FUNCTIONAL’: Work

by Vermont potters Judith Bryant, Laura Fall, Kileh Friedman and Ken Martin. Through February 29. Info, 877-3850. Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes.

‘ALTERNATIVES’: Photographs and mixed media by Tom Cullins and Kelly Holt. CAROLINE MCKINNEY: “Humans and Other Animals,” watercolor portraits featuring a variety of subjects rendered by the local artist. Through March 1. Info, 888-1261. River Arts in Morrisville.

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‘INTIMACY + MATERIALITY’: A 13-artist group exhibition explores material and emphasizes methods of making through the lens of contemporary studio, social and design practices. CAROLE FRANCES LUNG, AKA FRAU FIBER: “People’s Cloth Trade Show: The T-shirt Is the Problem,” exhibition by the California artist, activist and scholar, which creates an immersive environment for visitors to learn about global production of T-shirts, and how to upcycle, reuse and extend their life. Through April 10. Info, 253-8358. Helen Day Art Center in Stowe.

GABRIEL TEMPESTA: “Our World, Charcoals & Casein,” highly detailed paintings rendered from photos of the natural world. Through February 15.

Info, 253-8943. Upstairs at West Branch Gallery in Stowe.

JULIA SHIRAR: “Come and Go,” paintings of contemporary American society as observed in the artist’s neighborhood in Queens, N.Y. Through February 20. Info, 635-2727. Red Mill Gallery in Johnson.

‘O P E N: SAMUEL ROWLETT’: “Landscape Painting in the Expanded Field,” an exhibition by the Landmark College assistant professor. “O P E N” is an experimental series in which art is meant to be a public and pedestrian sensorial experience, featuring explorations in light, sound, movement and technology. Through February 26. Info, 635-2356. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College.

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‘SALVAGE’: Group exhibition featuring more than 20 Vermont artists working with found materials, from assemblage and collage to large-scale sculpture. Through March 19. Info, 431-0204.

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PEGGY DUPONT: Paintings inspired by the Vermont landscape by the East Calais artist.

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AMANDA AMEND: Watercolor paintings by the award-winning Vermont artist. Through March 28.

Info, 496-6682. Festival Gallery in Waitsfield.

‘FROM THE TRADITIONAL TO THE ABSTRACT’: An exhibition of works by 17 members of the Vermont Watercolor Society. Through February 27. Info, 244-7801. Axel’s Gallery & Frameshop in Waterbury.

JOHN SNELL: “The Wonder of It All,” photographs of nature by the local artist, organized by Meeting House Arts. Through March 6. Info, 244-8581.

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MAD RIVER RUG HOOKERS: Rug hookers share their favorite pieces, from sculpted birds by Sandra Grant to the animal portraiture of Julie Burns. Through February 29. Info, 496-5470. Three Mountain Café in Waitsfield.

‘PRICKLY MOUNTAIN’: An exhibition representing 50 years of the Warren architectural landmark, including archival photos, magazine articles and more. Through February 29. Info, 496-2787.

Madsonian Museum of Industrial Design in Waitsfield.

! ‘RETURN OF THE SPRING’: An exhibition featuring work by Middlebury artist Yinglei Zhang and her mentors, Li Xubai and Guo Ziyu. Reception: Friday, February 12, 5-7 p.m. Through March 5. Info, 388-1436. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury.

‘SHEDDING LIGHT ON THE WORKING FOREST’: Collaborative exhibition featuring work by painter Kathleen Kolb and poet Verandah Porche. Through April 30. Info, 388-4964. Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury.

WINTER TERM STUDIO ART EXHIBITION: Student work, including photography, drawing and painting. Through February 11. Info, 443-6433. Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College.

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BILL RAMAGE: “The Men’s Group,” large pencil drawing highlighting the unique bond among Castleton professors Luther Brown, Bob Gershon, John Gillen, Bob Johnson, Jon Scott and the artist, who have met once a month since 1991. Through February 12. Info, 468-5611. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton University.

OLIVER SCHEMM: “Circles, Suitcases and Pramalots,” three installations by the local artist that seek to visually represent memory, travel and exploration, movement and human growth.

Through February 20. Info, 468-1266. Castleton Downtown Gallery in Rutland. ‘#SELFIES’: An exhibition and contest featuring self-portrait shots by community members.

Through February 13. Info, 775-0356. Chaffee Art Center in Rutland.

‘WINTER AS PRISM OR PRISON’: Juried exhibition of local artists exploring the experience of winter in New England. Through March 26. Info, 247-4295.

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‘FEATHER & FUR: PORTRAITS OF FIELD, FOREST & FARM’: Portraits celebrating the beauty, intelligence and grace of animals by nine artists.

Through April 30. Info, 885-3061. The Great Hall in Springfield.

‘HUMAN PLUS: REAL LIVES + REAL ENGINEERING’: An exhibition offering visitors of all ages the chance to explore engineering concepts and to create a range of low- and high-tech tools that extend the potential of the human body. Through May 8.

Info, 649-2200, ext. 222. Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich.

‘ICE AGE MAMMALS IN THE MEADOW’: Outdoor exhibition of life-size sculpture by Bob Shannahan and Wendy Klemperer, featuring artistic renditions of a woolly mammoth, a short-faced bear, a North American camel, a dire wolf and an American lion. Through April 30. Info, 359-5001. Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center in Quechee.

TOBY BARTLES: “Pen and Ink,” abstract drawings in black and white. Through February 29. Info, 2950808. Scavenger Gallery in White River Junction.

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‘BOXCARS: RAILROAD IMAGERY IN CONTEMPORARY REALISM’: Realist paintings with trains as subject, curated by Charlie Hunter. ‘OPEN CALL NORTH-NORTHEAST’: Juried exhibition showcasing work by established, mid-career and emerging artists who live in New York and New England. EVAN CORONIS: “Penumbra,” hexagonal forms made with unrefined industrial glass.

Through March 12. Info, 257-0124. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

DAVID STERN: “All Over the Map,” an exhibition of paintings, jewelry and sculpture. Through February 22. Info, 869-2960. Main Street Arts in Saxtons River.

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CAROLE ROSALIND DRURY: “The Illuminated Hours of Lauredon,” oil landscapes on carved white pine by the Greensboro artist. Through March 26. Info, 533-2163. Sterling College in Craftsbury Common.

‘POETRY MADE VISIBLE’: More than 15 local artists present works inspired by poetry, in a variety of mediums. Through March 2. Info, 748-0158.

Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury.

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ADAM BLUE: “An Organic Palette,” prints addressing the ever-changing culture of food cultivation in three themes: pop-art vintage tractors, an organic palette and Cookbook 2314. Through March 4. Info, 831-1063. Vermont Law School in South Royalton.

DIAN PARKER: “Homage: The Arc of Influence,” paintings by the Chelsea artist and writer. Through March 6. Info, 889-9404. Tunbridge Public Library in Tunbridge Village.

! ‘HOT HOUSES, WARM CURVES’: An exhibition of Anda Dubinskis drawings, Peter Moriarty photography and colorfully painted shoes by Rick Skogsberg. Closing reception: Sunday, February 14, noon. Through February 20. Info, 767-9670.

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‘60 FROM THE 60S: SELECTIONS FROM GEORGE EASTMAN MUSEUM’: Exhibition featuring images by significant photographers of the era: Harry Callahan, Benedict J. Fernandez, Hollis Frampton, Betty Hahn, Robert Heinecken, Mary Ellen Mark, Roger Mertin, Arnold Newman, Aaron Siskind and Garry Winogrand. ‘NORMAN ROCKWELL IN THE 1960S’: Exhibition featuring 21 works that trace the artist’s transition to addressing national issues like democracy, freedom, justice, desegregation and civil rights. Through April 3. Info, 518-792-1761. The Hyde Collection in Glens Falls, N.Y.

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movies Where to Invade Next ★★★★★

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’ve got a great idea for the Bernie Sanders campaign. It should create a position for Michael Moore — maybe Director of Yes We Can — and bring him on the trail.

Whenever Hillary suggests some part of Bernie’s platform is pie in the sky, the Oscar winner can stand up and name a country where the idea’s already been implemented with success.

The wide release of Where to Invade Next certainly wasn’t timed to coincide with the Feel the Bern phenomenon, but Moore’s latest documentary complements it perfectly.

It’s no surprise that Moore has endorsed the candidate: He’s supported Sanders, even campaigned for him, since the latter was mayor of Burlington. What’s remarkable is the degree to which the filmmaker’s thesis functions as a rebuttal to detractors who would dismiss Sanders as a dreamer.

The doc’s tongue-in-cheek premise is that the Joint Chiefs of Staff have summoned Moore to apologize for wasting blood and treasure on misbegotten wars. (The invasion of Iraq, for which Clinton famously voted, is given special emphasis.) They ask the filmmaker to “invade” countries with exemplary social systems so he can bring back ideas to make America great again.

Part polemic, part travelogue, this is the most upbeat movie of Moore’s career. He de-

scribes his transformation into a “crazy optimist” by the discoveries he makes on his mission. Free higher education? Look no further than the “magical fairyland” of Slovenia. There, Moore hilariously attempts to explain the concept of student debt to dumbfounded young people, and he runs into Americans forced to study abroad by skyrocketing tuition at home.

Universal health care is alive and well in Germany. Moore sang the praises of Europe’s government-sponsored programs in 2007’s Sicko. But even he is surprised to learn that any German who’s feeling stressed can get a doctor’s note and spend three paid weeks at their spa of choice.

Anti-Wall Street sentiment has factored significantly in the election-year conversation.

Moore’s visit to Iceland produces a couple of pertinent revelations. First, when the financial meltdown hit that nation, bankers were put behind bars. Second, the lead prosecutor responsible says he got the idea from America’s prosecution of wrongdoers during the savingsand-loan scandal.

With a two-hour running time, the film covers a lot of ground. Literally. Moore examines pressing issues — from the decriminalization of drug use to prison reform — and, in every case, manages to find somewhere with an approach that works way better than our own.

TOUR OF DUTY Moore checks out the assembly line of an Italian motorcycle factory that’s empty because its employees are home enjoying their daily two-hour lunch break.

A few years ago, for example, Finland was tied with the U.S. in educational rankings. Then it dropped standardized testing and stopped giving kids homework. Today it leads the world in those same rankings.

The filmmaker’s signature wit is in evidence throughout, along with a mellowing and wistfulness that make these bitter pills easy to swallow. Moore never claims that the countries he “invades” don’t have problems of their own — just that, by putting people before profits, they offer models from which we can learn.

Moore even manages to find that disappearing middle class. He interviews workers in the factories of Italy, where employees receive almost comical amounts of paid vacation. They

look at him like he’s from another planet when he asks whether anyone holds down a second or third job.

Moore may not have timed this movie to coincide with the Sanders revolution specifically, but there’s zero doubt he designed it to ignite discussion in a critical election year. Where to Invade Next is a playful, subtly patriotic work from our greatest cinematic gadfly. His goal isn’t to criticize this country but to point out that others have solved problems we’re still grappling with, and to suggest we take a hint.

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Hail, Caesar! ★★★★

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ollywood is the easiest target for filmmakers to satirize — not just because they know it firsthand, but because so much about the movie biz is inherently silly. Egotistical stars act like they’re undergoing the trials of Hercules when they have a tough shoot. Moneymen pontificate about “artistic vision.” Notorious bed hoppers play virgins, and cowboys play gentlemen.

Ethan and Joel Coen touch most of these familiar bases in Hail, Caesar!, their mocking tribute to the 1950s studio system and its talent for taking itself too seriously. A tunicclad George Clooney plays Baird Whitlock, the puffed-up star of a Ben-Hur-esque epic with a sanctimonious Christian message.

When Whitlock is drugged and kidnapped by a group calling itself “the Future,” studio fixer Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin) is on the case.

But Mannix has plenty of other crises to deal with, from the pregnancy of an unmarried ingenue (Scarlett Johansson) to the aforementioned rebranding of a cowboy (Alden Ehrenreich) as the star of a drawingroom drama. And a pair of rival twin gossip columnists (a deliciously poisonous Tilda Swinton) threatens to put it all in print.

All this is fun to watch, in a rambling, antic way. But Hail, Caesar! lacks the solid storytelling of its best predecessors in this subgenre — notably Singin’ in the Rain and the Coens’ own Barton Fink. That’s partly

ROMAN HOLIDAY A funny thing happens to a movie star on the way to his next scene in the Coen brothers’ Hollywood satire.

because Mannix, the harried everyman, isn’t a terribly compelling character. While the film is structured around a crucial choice he must make, the outcome is never in doubt.

Another problem is how much of the run time the Coens give to extended movie-pastiche sequences. It’s certainly fun to watch Johansson emulate Esther Williams in a water ballet, Channing Tatum sing and dance like Gene Kelly, or Ehrenreich stumble over highfalutin dialogue. But none of these sequences has much plot relevance, and they

all extend beyond the point where the parody stops being fresh and starts feeling heavyhanded.

Granted, the Coens have a genius for making shaggy-dog stories into subversive comedy: The Big Lebowski is Exhibit A. Underlying the randomness of Hail, Caesar! is a running theme of faith — religious, political, personal — that draws some of the film’s strands together. The funniest scenes aren’t actually the Hollywood bits but the bickering among believers — for instance, religious

leaders called in to grant the Christian epic their stamp of approval.

Clooney is hilarious as a gullible peacock who succumbs to full-blown ideological conversion without ever ceasing to believe that the real center of the universe is himself.

Perhaps the fatuous Whitlock, and not the straight-arrow Mannix, should have been the protagonist. (Though Mannix experiences his own conversion of sorts, he remains a broad-strokes character: A sort-of gag about his fondness for going to confession doesn’t go anywhere.)

The Coens have a complex attitude toward faith, as A Serious Man showed, and one of the things they may or may not be ridiculing in this award-season release is Hollywood’s earnest faith in itself. (Think of the Academy’s fondness for movies such as The Artist and Argo, which depict movie making as heroic and meaningful.) Hail, Caesar! could be seen as a joyful affirmation of cinema at its silliest. It also could be seen as a subtle takedown of those who insist that cinema justify its value as a moral building block of civilization.

After all, in February, just seeing a lot of stars sing, dance and mug is enough to lift a moviegoer’s spirits. Far from one of the Coens’ best, Hail, Caesar! probably won’t inspire skeptics to say, “Hail, cinema!” But in this bleak landscape, it’s worth a look.

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NEW IN THEATERS 45 YEARS: Startling news forces a long-married couple (Oscar nominee Charlotte Rampling and Tom Courtenay) to reevaluate their relationship in this acclaimed drama from Andrew Haigh (Weekend). (95 min, R. Roxy, Savoy) DEADPOOL: Ryan Reynolds plays the snarky Marvel Comics antihero known as the “Merc With a Mouth,” who gets his own origin story in the feature directorial debut of animator Tim Miller. With Morena Baccarin and T.J. Miller. (108 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Welden) HOW TO BE SINGLE: An ensemble cast (including Dakota Johnson, Rebel Wilson and Leslie Mann) learns about the many faces of love, loneliness and hookups in this rom-com set in New York City.

Christian Ditter (Love, Rosie) directed. (110 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Stowe) JANIS: LITTLE GIRL BLUE: Cat Power reads Janis Joplin’s letters, which serve as narration in Amy Berg’s documentary about the iconic ’60s singer and her era. (104 min, NR. Savoy) WHERE TO INVADE NEXT★★★★★ Michael Moore “invades” various nations to discover what the U.S. can learn from their strong social programs in his latest documentary. (119 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 2/10. Roxy) ZOOLANDER 2: Ben Stiller reprises his role as an über-fatuous fashion model in this belated sequel to the 2001 comedy, also starring Owen Wilson, Kristen Wiig and Penélope Cruz. Stiller again directed. (102 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Stowe, Welden)

NOW PLAYING THE 5TH WAVE★1/2 A teenager finds herself on the run from aliens that have invaded the Earth in this adaptation of the YA bestseller by Rick Yancey. With Chloë Grace Moretz, Alex Roe and Ron Livingston. J Blakeson directed. (112 min, PG-13)

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BROOKLYN★★★★ In the 1950s, a shy Irish immigrant to the U.S. (Saoirse Ronan) finds herself choosing between two paths, in this drama from director John Crowley (Intermission). (111 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 12/2)

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DIRTY GRANDPA★ Robert De Niro is the dirty grandpa. Zac Efron is the uptight grandson. They’re road-tripping to Florida for spring break, and that’s probably all you need (or want) to know about this comedy from director Dan Mazer (who produced Borat). (102 min, R) FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK★1/2 Marlon Wayans spoofs the best-selling softcore saga in this comedy about a naïve college student (Kali Hawk) who meets a billionaire (Wayans) with pervy intentions.

With Jane Seymour. Michael Tiddes (A Haunted House) directed. (92 min, R) THE FINEST HOURS★★1/2 Many fine young men do heroic things in this re-creation of a daring Coast Guard rescue effort that took place in 1952 off the coast of Cape Cod. Craig Gillespie (Million Dollar Arm) directed the action drama, starring Chris Pine, Holliday Grainger and Casey Affleck. (117 min, PG-13; reviewed by R.K. 2/3) HAIL, CAESAR!★★★1/2 Hollywood shenanigans in the 1950s are the subject of the latest oddball comedy from writer-directors Joel and Ethan Coen, in which a studio “fixer” (Josh Brolin) investigates the disappearance of a star. With Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, Tilda Swinton and George Clooney.

(100 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 2/10) JANE GOT A GUN★★★ Natalie Portman does some gun-slinging in this western about a woman who recruits an old lover to help her protect her family.

With Joel Edgerton, Noah Emmerich and Ewan McGregor. Gavin O’Connor (Warrior) directed. (98 min, R; reviewed by M.H. 2/3)

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KUNG FU PANDA 3★★★1/2 Kick-ass panda Po (voiced by Jack Black) meets a long-lost relative and must train a panda army in the latest installment of the animated family adventure-comedy franchise.

With the voices of Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman and Jackie Chan. Alessandro Carloni and Jennifer Yuh directed. (95 min, PG)

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NORM OF THE NORTH★ A polar bear and his lemming pals relocate from the Arctic to New York for wacky hijinks in this family animation. Rob Schneider, Heather Graham and Ken Jeong provide voice work. Trevor Wall directed. (86 min, PG) PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES★★ An author’s work lands in the public domain, and this is what happens: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy battle the undead in this adaptation of Seth GrahameSmith’s novel. With Lily James, Lena Headey and Sam Riley. Burr Steers (Igby Goes Down) directed. (108 min, PG-13)

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THE DANISH GIRL★★★1/2 In this fictionalized biopic, Eddie Redmayne plays Einar Wegener, an early-20th-century artist who made a pioneering transition from male to female. Alicia Vikander is his (and then her) wife. Tom Hooper (The King’s Speech) directed. (119 min, R)

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DADDY’S HOME★★ This comedy from Sean Anders (We’re the Millers) pits stodgy stepdad (Will Ferrell) against cool-but-feckless biological dad (Mark Wahlberg) as they compete for the kids’ affections.

With Linda Cardellini as Mom. (96 min, PG-13)

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THE BIG SHORT★★★★1/2 Comedy director Adam McKay unravels the excesses and absurdities that helped produce the 2008 financial collapse in this film based on Michael Lewis’ book about the guys who got rich on credit-default swaps. Christian Bale, Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling star. (130 min, R)

THE CHOICE★1/2 Two attractive people (Teresa Palmer and Benjamin Walker) fall in love very quickly and face a medical challenge in a tearjerker based on a Nicholas Sparks novel that, honestly, sounds exactly that generic. With Alexandra Daddario and Maggie Grace. Ross Katz (Adult Beginners) directed. (111 min, PG-13)

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13 HOURS: THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BENGHAZI★★1/2 Director Michael Bay applies his action-cinema talents to portraying the security team that responded to the 2012 attack on U.S. diplomatic headquarters in Libya. With John Krasinski, Freddie Stroma and Toby Stephens. (144 min, R)

CAROL★★★★ Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara have snagged reams of award nominations for their performances as a housewife and a shopgirl tentatively falling in love in midcentury New York.

With Sarah Paulson and Kyle Chandler. Todd Haynes directed the adaptation of Patricia Highsmith’s novel. (118 min, R; reviewed by M.H. 1/20)

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MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA 222 College St., Burlington, 864-3456, merrilltheatres.net

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Dirty Grandpa Fifty Shades of Black The Finest Hours (2D & 3D) Hail, Caesar! *How to Be Single (Thu only) Kung Fu Panda 3 (2D & 3D) Pride and Prejudice and Zombies The Revenant Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2D & 3D; 2D only on Thu) *Zoolander 2 (Thu only)

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Jane Got a Gun Kung Fu Panda 3 (2D & 3D) **National Theatre Live: Hamlet: Encore (Thu only) **New York Film Critics’ Society: Tumbledown (Wed only) Pride and Prejudice and Zombies The Revenant Room friday 12 — thursday 18 The Choice *Deadpool **Finding Noah (Tue only) The Finest Hours Hail, Caesar! *How to Be Single Kung Fu Panda 3 **Pretty in Pink 30th Anniversary (Sun & Wed only) Pride and Prejudice and Zombies The Revenant Room **TED ’16: Dream “Opening Night� Live (Mon only) *Zoolander 2

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104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888, weldentheatre.com

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THE REVENANT★★★★★ Leonardo DiCaprio plays a 19th-century fur trader fighting for survival — and vengeance — in this very long, very serious, very symbolic frontier drama from Alejandro González Iñárritu (Birdman). With Tom Hardy and Will Poulter.

(156 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 1/27) RIDE ALONG 2★1/2 In the sequel to the mismatchedbuddy comedy, Kevin Hart plays a soon-to-be groom who tags along with his tough cop brother-in-law (Ice Cube) for a raid on a Miami drug dealer. With Tika Sumpter and Benjamin Bratt. Tim Story directed. (101 min, PG-13) ROOM★★★★★ Brie Larson and Jacob Tremblay are generating Oscar buzz for their respective roles as a mother and child who have been held captive in a garden shed for the son’s entire life. Written by Emma Donoghue, based on her award-winning 2010 novel.

Lenny Abrahamson (Frank) directed. (118 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 1/20) SPOTLIGHT★★★★★ Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams and Stanley Tucci are among the all-star cast of this gripping drama about the Boston Globe’s Pulitzer Prize-winning investigation into the Catholic sex-abuse scandals uncovered in the early aughts. Tom McCarthy (The Visitor) directed and cowrote. (128 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 11/25)

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STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS★★★★ So, did you hear there’s a new Star Wars movie coming out?

Set 30 years after Return of the Jedi? Directed by J.J. Abrams? Featuring the return of the original stars, plus Daisy Ridley, John Boyega and Oscar Isaac? Yeah, we thought so. (135 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 12/23)

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SPECTRE★★★★ Daniel Craig returns as James Bond, now on the trail of the sinister organization of the title.

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45 Years After 45 years of marriage, can a single discovery transform a relationship? That's what happens when a piece of the past resurfaces to divide a couple, in this acclaimed drama starring two icons of 1960s British cinema: Tom Courtenay and Charlotte Rampling.

(The latter received an Oscar nomination for her performance here.) Andrew Haigh, who also made the sensitive love story Weekend, directed. 45 Years starts Friday at Merrill's Roxy Cinemas and the Savoy Theater.

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“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime,” writes Chuck Klosterman. “It’s easy. But there are certain people you love who do something else; they define how you classify what love is supposed to feel like. You’ll meet maybe four or five of these people over the span of 80 years.”

He concludes, “A lover like this sets the template for what you will always love about other people.” I suspect that you have either recently met or will soon meet such a person, Aquarius. Or else you are on the verge of going deeper than ever before with an ally you have known for a while. That’s why I think what happens in the next six months will put an enduring stamp on your relationship with intimacy.

(April 20-May 20): Fifteenthcentury writer Thomas à Kempis thought that real love can arouse enormous fortitude in the person who loves. “Love feels no burden,” he wrote. “It attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility; for it thinks all things lawful for itself, and all things possible.” As you might imagine, the “real love” he was referring to is not the kind that’s motivated by egotism, power drives, blind lust or insecurity. I think you know what I mean, Taurus, because in the past few months you have had unprecedented access to the primal glory that Thomas referred to. And in the coming months you will have even more.

What do you plan to do with all that mojo?

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Gemini novelist

Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) was fascinated by “life with the lid on and what happens when the lid comes off.” She knew both states from her own experience. “When you love someone,” she mused about the times the lid had come off, “all your saved-up wishes start coming out.” In accordance with the astrological omens, I propose that you engage in the following three-part exercise.

First, identify a part of your life that has the lid tightly clamped over it. Second, visualize the suppressed feelings and saved-up wishes that might pour forth if you took the lid off. Third, do what it takes to love someone so well that you’ll knock the lid off.

CANCER

(July 23-Aug. 22): Here’s the counsel of French writer Anatole France: “You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running, to work by working; in just the same way, you learn to love by loving.” What he says is always true, but it’s especially apropos for you Leos in the coming weeks. You now have a special talent for learning more about love by loving deeply, excitedly and imaginatively. To add further nuance and inspiration, meditate on this advice from author Aldous Huxley: “There isn’t any formula or method. You learn to love by loving — by paying attention and doing what one thereby discovers has to be done.”

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “I do not trust

people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you,’” said author Maya Angelou.

She concludes: “There is an African saying: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.” With this in mind, I invite you to take inventory of the allies and relatives whose relationships are most important to you. How well do they love themselves?

Is there anything you could do to help them upgrade their love for themselves?

If their self-love is lacking, what might you do to protect yourself from that problem?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Only love interests me,” declared painter Marc Chagall, “and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.” That seems like an impossibly high standard. Our daily adventures bring us into proximity with loveless messes all the time. It’s hard to focus on love to the exclusion of all other concerns.

But it’s a worthy goal to strive toward Chagall’s ideal for short bursts of time. And the coming weeks happen to be a favorable phase for you to do just that. Your success may be partial, but dramatic nonetheless.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “A coward is incapable of exhibiting love,” said Mahatma Gandhi. “It is the prerogative of the brave.”

That’s my challenge to you, Scorpio. In accordance with the astrological currents, I urge you to stoke your uninhibited audacity so you can press onward toward the frontiers of intimacy. It’s not enough to be wilder, and it’s not enough to be freer. To fulfill love’s

potential in the next chapter of your story, you’ve got to be wilder, freer and bolder.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “It is not lack of love but lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages,” said Friedrich Nietzsche.

He believed that if you want to join your fortunes with another’s, you should ask yourself whether you will enjoy your conversations with this person for the next 30 years — because that’s what you’ll be doing much of the time you’re together. How do you measure up to this gold standard, Sagittarius? What role does friendship play in your romantic adventures? If there’s anything lacking, now is an excellent time to seek improvements.

Start with yourself, of course. How could you infuse more camaraderie into the way you express love? What might you do to upgrade your skills as a conversationalist?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Love isn’t something you find,” says singer Loretta Lynn. “Love is something that finds you.”

Singer Kylie Minogue concurs: “You need a lot of luck to find people with whom you want to spend your life. Love is like a lottery.” I think these perspectives are at best misleading and at worst debilitating. They imply we have no power to shape our relationship with love.

My view is different. I say there’s a lot we can do to attract intimate allies who teach us, stimulate us and fulfill us. Like what? 1. We clarify what qualities we want in a partner, and we make sure that those qualities are also healthy for us. 2. We get free of unconscious conditioning that’s at odds with our conscious values. 3. We work to transform ourselves into lovable collaborators who communicate well. Anything else? What can you do to make sure love isn’t a lottery?

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Sixteenthcentury Italian poet Torquato Tasso described one of love’s best blessings. He said your lover can reunite you with “a piece of your soul that you never knew was missing.” You Pisceans are in a phase when this act of grace is more possible than usual. The revelatory boon may emerge because of the chemistry stirred up by a sparkly new affiliation. Or it may arise thanks to a familiar relationship that is entering unfamiliar territory.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Love is a fire,” declared Aries actress Joan Crawford. “But whether it’s going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

I disagree with her conclusion. There are practical steps you can take to ensure that love’s fire warms but doesn’t burn. Start with these strategies: Suffuse your libido with compassion. Imbue your romantic fervor with empathy. Instill your animal passions and instinctual longings with affectionate tenderness. If you catch your

(June 21-July 22): “No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved,” wrote author Mignon McLaughlin. I think that may be true. The gap between what we yearn for and what we actually get is never fully closed. Nevertheless, I suggest that you strive to refute McLaughlin’s curse in the coming days. Why? Because you now have an enhanced capacity to love the people you care about in ways they want to be loved. So be experimental with your tenderness. Take the risk of going beyond what you’ve been willing or able to give before. Trust your fertile imagination to guide your ingenious empathy.

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But why not? schoolhousemama, 62, l WOULD ENJOY HAVING A BEAU I am a lively, well-educated, liberal, Rubenesque women in her sixties who is looking for a companion with whom to go out to dinner, hear concerts, do some traveling, laugh, and have stimulating intellectual conversation which includes literature, politics and music. And, possibly, if there is an attraction, a physical relationship. I click best with men who are articulate and irreverent. artslover, 67, l GROUNDED, BALANCED, FOCUSED, DRIVEN, CHARISMATIC I’m an educated, intelligent, motivated, hardworking and hard-playing woman who is truly fulfilled in nature. I’m practical and patient, creative and spontaneous.

Looking for a soulful connection, one built on trust, authenticity and honesty. thiscouldbefun, 35, l LET’S EXPERIENCE LIFE My friends would say I am kind, funloving, sincere, determined, outgoing and classy. My ideal match is intelligent, concerned with making the world a better place, interested in talking about things that matter, and has an opinion but is also willing to listen. On the flip side, someone who can laugh and have fun is also a must! VTadventurer, 43

WARM, TOLERANT, IMPULSIVE, ALWAYS DIRECT Wilderness camping, exploring, walking the land gave me joy, and my hiking boots still have unused mileage. I miss it and wish for a loving companion to share in that again. I once was a geologist and prepared fossils; am now learning about marine critters. Love my books (natural science and history), quiet times, watching summer fireflies, old movies. cdkvermont, 79, l OUTGOING, FUN AND OPEN-MINDED Damn, 60 words is not a lot! Family oriented. Enjoy cooking, hiking, traveling and dancing — however, lessons wouldn’t hurt! Like fine dining but enjoy a medium-rare burger or pizza and beer every once in a while.

Hope to find someone I can laugh with, learn from and have a great time with.

Is that person you? Leo727, 47, l DEEPLY FOR LOVE Hello. I am looking for someone who is old-fashioned and lovable, who likes animals as much as I do. I am looking for ways to go out and have fun. I love to do so much. Warriorwoman, 28, l KIND, FUNNY AND SUPER AWESOME I’m looking for a true partner. I’m a very giving person in friendships and in my life in general. I’ve realized that having lots in common is a must. Not everything in common, but a lot. My sense of humor is fabulous, and my laugh is infectious. I look forward to hearing from you. pugsrock, 45 FIT, FABULOUS AND OVER 50 Looking for a straightforward man who has time to spend with me. juice, 65, l

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WOODSMOKE & PATCHOULI Cinnamon girl searching for a heart of gold. Lighthearted nature girl, high quality, low maintenance. Fit, fun, grounded and independent, looking for a special man to share life’s pleasures: music, nature, food, wine, art, travel, romance, etc. Sense of humor, playfulness and ability to open pickle jars are musts! earthstar, 53, l NEW-TO-VERMONT BRAINIAC TOMBOY GIRLY-GIRL Unabashedly sapiophilic tomboy girly-girl. 5’10. Clean up well. Writer, author, designer. Metaphor abuser.

AutoCorrect baffler. Seriously playful.

Playfully serious. Funny as hell.

Smart-ass. Cuss a little. Picky as duck. Damn you, AutoCorrect! New to Vermont as of Christmas 2015. Open to meeting friends, activity partners and well-mannered gents for dating, but honestly, I’m ready to meet my last first date. umabomber, 40, l FREE SPIRIT SEARCHING I love the things in life that cannot be captured through words: art, music, dance, daydreaming. Basically a romantic creature captured within the world. ! On the other end of that spectrum is the side focused on parenting, school and work, which is a pleasure in itself, just in a very different way. Looking to share these moments. WindFlower, 31, l

ADVENTUROUS, INTELLECTUALLY CURIOUS, THOUGHTFUL My friends describe me with seemingly incongruous adjectives: adventurous and nerdy, spontaneous and systematic, sensitive but direct.

I think we need to put ourselves well outside our comfort zones to strip away the unnecessary and redefine our capabilities. We have much to be grateful for, and giving back is one way to say thank you. Substantive, 56, l HARDWORKING COUNTRY BOY Looking for a serious, committed relationship. I have a heart made of gold and ultimately would like someone to give my heart to. edenmtnman, 52, l HUMOROUS, OPEN-MINDED, CAN FIX ANYTHING I was happily married but lost my wife two years ago. I’m looking for someone easygoing and willing to negotiate.

I’m a good listener but also want someone to listen back. I’m broadminded and accepting about most anything. I’m a retired IBM manager.

I’m an active, intelligent guy who’s looking for someone to rescue me from my single life. mRFIXIT, 78, l PASSION, ROMANCE AND LOYALTY Someone to share the fun of doing things together, be it riding motorcycles, working out, fixing dinner or whatever happens. I enjoy summers more than any other season, camping on the lake, playing in the water and romancing that special person. Keeping up with kids’ and the grandkids’ lives on their different path. Vt1236, 62

ACTIVE SEEKER I enjoy being active, traveling, horses, tennis, skiing, fine food and fitness.

Good conversations keep my fire going.

I lean toward Eastern spirituality, meditation, yoga, compassion and kindness. I love adventure and romance. Looking for a healthy partner to share it with! jcr, 63, l FRIENDLY, FUNNY, FIT, KIND, CARING Everything else is negotiable. 58 y/o, 5’8, degreed professional working with children. Happiest when cycling, crosscountry skiing and dancing. Thought I’d meet you the old-school way on the bike or ski path, at work or the dance floor. But no. So here we are. Some folks think I’m a catch. Can a guy catch a break here? jimmybegood, 58, l INTROSPECTIVE, SENSITIVE, ANIMAL LOVER Calm, cool with a bit of a wild side looking for a woman who likes outdoor activities, hunkering down to Netflix, bar hopping, playing pool, checking out the music scene, playing music, sailing, hot tubbing while drinking Champagne. Jessa489, 56, l LET’S GET TOGETHER Just your average guy who believes, and is looking for someone who also believes, that family and friends are important and that love, trust and honesty are important in a relationship. crazycool, 55, l HOPEFUL ROMANTIC SEARCHING FOR YOU! Not trying to reinvent the wheel here, just looking for that unique, passionate, educated, caring and quirky woman who wants a grown-up relationship without the games. Let’s share and experience new adventures together. I’ve been told I’m a “professional cuddler” and love to lay in bed late and have long talks about anything. 49 y/o. Love to laugh! Hopeful_Romantic, 49, l

MOM TO BOYS Just a Vermont girl looking for a man to share some time with. Hoping for love and a long-term relationship. I take good care of myself and exercise every day and look younger than my birth date says I am. I’ve cared for and raised three incredible young men. Now it’s time for me to focus on me. Momtoboys, 54, l

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THINK GREAT THOUGHTS Looking to meet a woman who is much like my friends: nice folks who are flexible and comfortable in most situations. Someone who can hold her own in a conversation and is interested in many subjects and areas of life. Hoping to find someone who likes to do some of the things I do. NordicTreks, 57, l

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HARDWORKING WITH INTEGRITY, HONEST Hi. I’m an easygoing guy. I like to spend time and pamper a beautiful woman.

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Have an open ear to listen about your day. Most of all, I will respect you! At the end of a long day at work, that’s when someone special is nice to have waiting. Moverman, 53, l

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I’m educated, even though I didn’t go to college. I’m not into drama; life happens to us all. I tend to see mole hills, not mountains. korgano, 45, l

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I’m a happy, compassionate, witty person. My taste in music is quite eclectic. I enjoy walks, movies, photography and the outdoors.

I’m always working on reinventing myself. While I enjoy the company of others and great conversation, I also enjoy quiet time with that someone special. Aprilnine, 51, l

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OG HASH PRINCESS Homesteading hash princess looking to expand my social and sexual horizons. Let’s read seed catalogs over a glass of wine, and if it turns into something more ... my man wants to watch. Hazel_Rah, 27 YOUNG, EXPERIMENTAL, SUBMISSIVE Wrestle me. ! If you’re into tall women, I might be your type. I love to play; dominate me. Tie me up and tickle me.

I’m easygoing and lots of fun. Would love to spice up a couple’s sex life. I like the ladies, butch and femme. And all types of men. Not looking for anything serious. Let’s meet up! Meke, 22, l CURIOUS AND FEISTY Seeking explorative fun with those who share a similar sexual energy.

Attracted to men and women, though more experienced with men. Being in charge turns me on, but I want partners who will take control, too.

Had a threesome before and really enjoyed it; hoping for another. Love getting a man going by fooling around with another girl. PYO, 20, l HOO RAW I seek friendship that can be coupled with some NSA hot sex. I love hiking, art, poetry, cats and beer. I am very laid-back and easy to hang with. I have piercings, tattoos and long legs.

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Focused on all of the benefits of intimacy without love and commitment; without being a destructive force; ecstasy, empowerment, new friends, skills, pleasure, freedom, feel desirable, mutuality. Adore2Explore, 51 INEXPERIENCED AND LOOKING FOR MORE I have very little sexual experience and feel rather uncomfortable about highly predatory gender dynamics of pursuing casual sex, but I feel that this pursuit is probably the only way I can gain the experience necessary for women I date to cease treating me like some kind of sexual invalid. Would love to hear from you. perspicacity, 27, l THINKING IMPURE THOUGHTS Just updating my profile after a long hiatus. I’ll have to put some thought into what goes here, so I’ll fill this part out later. ImpureThoughts, 52 FANTASY FULFILLER AND ORGASMIC FARMER Join me in a sexual experience filled with pleasure and erotic fun. Totaleclipse, 38, l RUNNING WITH AN ERECTION It’s not easy and so very apparent. A quick trip into the woods usually gets me back on the road, but for God’s sake, is there a woman in a similar situation who would like to crosstrain with me? HornyRunner, 47, l ADVENTUROUS, OPEN, FUN SEEKER Looking for fun, playful, respectful sex with the right person. NSA, nothing too extreme. rambler, 56

GENDER-QUEER COUPLE SEEKS FTM My fiancée and I are seeking a trans man who would be interested in a threesome.

She is a 25-y/o pre-op trans woman.

She’s been on hormones for three years.

I am a gender-queer FTM 27-y/o, pre-op and constantly horny. We currently have a dom/sub relationship, and Kat wouldn’t mind another submissive boy! Kat and Skye. Katamoon, 27, l MORE FOR ME THAN HIM We are a married couple, but I (wife) have been having fantasies about having another female join us. Initially I will be the one to meet up with you first. I am a white woman and recently had a baby four months ago, so I’m not exactly skinny (this is the one insecurity about myself), and he is a sexy Puerto Rican. biracialcpl08, 30, l DOMINEERING DUO Married couple deeply in love seeking to explore options. Both are dominants looking for someone to fill the role of our playmate. New to the game but know what we are looking for. Content to ease into the situation. Let’s meet up and see if there is chemistry. Who knows where it might lead? Domineering_Dou, 33 SEEKING KINKY, TRANS-FRIENDLY CUDDLE-BUDDY/PLAY PARTNER Non-op, non-binary trans femme looking for weekend play partners or cuddle buddies. Open to meet-ups with bisexual women, trans folks or crossdressers for play and, potentially, non-PIV sex. I am a Princess Domme who takes pleasure in inflicting pain while dressed head-to-toe in pink and frills. Clean. Sub-free not required. No alcoholics, men, cheaters or bigots. radfae_lilpup, 24, l CONCUPISCENT COUPLE We won’t bite! No, really. " We are a young, professional couple who would like to mix it up with another lady. You can expect a relaxing, sensual evening with us. We’re newbies but open to learning new things. Let’s meet over drinks and get to know each other.

We can host. We are both DD-free and require the same. breadchuckle, 24, l ME, YOU AND MY BOYFRIEND Adventurous, silly, clean, loving couple (blue-eyed and bearded 6’5 boy and sexy brunette girl) seeks other girl for flirting, playing, maybe more. I would like to connect with you first before you meet him. Let’s explore and do something you won’t want to stop thinking about tomorrow. diamond_soles, 26, l

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Dear G-Spot Mishap,

G-Spot Mishap

I think it’s great that you are taking some initiative to explore and expand your sexual relationship with your partner. You obviously hit a nerve with him (pun intended), or there is some confusion. I think this can be easily remedied.

First, are you sure you know where the male G-spot is? Maybe you got lost on your way. The G-spot is the prostate. If you’re not up to speed on male anatomy, the prostate is a grape-size gland that resides just a few inches inside the anal canal. If you want to stimulate the area, you can massage the perineum, which is a nerveheavy section between the testicles and the anus. If stimulated correctly, it can offer a great deal of awesome pleasure.

Also, stimulating the perineum is a lot less invasive than inserting your finger in the anus, which is what he may have thought you were going to do. And since he didn’t know what you were up to, or hasn’t had the pleasure of enjoying stimulation there, he might very likely have been confused and uncomfortable.

Next time you see your boyfriend, tell him what you had intended on that fateful day. Also suggest that you want to try new things or explore other areas of pleasure for you both. He might even be into it. I would think that an intimate chat should clear up any mixed messages or embarrassment.

If he is into the idea of expanding your sexual horizons together, invite him to share what positions turn him on, or what fantasies he’s had but never tried.

Maybe you’re the first partner to suggest some change!

Maybe he’s just in a little sex rut and doesn’t know it, or doesn’t know how to get out of it. Create a space for open dialogue — and mutual trust — and you might find he’s ready for the kind of fun you seek. Good luck!

Yours,

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EAT YOU UP Sexy, fun-loving couple looking for a woman or couple for discreet encounters. Life is too short not to enjoy it to the fullest. Let’s meet for drinks and explore our options. HotnHorney, 38, l

I recently was reading about the male G-spot. I was really excited to know that men have one, so I wanted to make my boyfriend feel good by touching it. But the other night I did, and he freaked out. I started to make a move over there, and he was not into it. He got distracted, then made an excuse to stop, and then he left my place. Now when we are intimate, he is weird and not all into it like usual. He’s never been very adventurous and mostly likes to be on top and not really try stuff. I don’t really know what I did wrong. I thought it was supposed to feel good.

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NEWBIE LOOKING FOR NEW CONNECTIONS DIVERSE INDIVIDUAL SEEKS COUPLE/ Testing the waters and looking for MAN 1x1c-mediaimpact050813.indd 1 5/3/13 4:40 PM new experiences and possibly a FWB Have wide range of interests and can situation. Professional, active, DD-free go from mild to wild. Am DD-free and but open to 420 if you are. Looking expect you to be, too. Searching for for someone close to my age, HWP, ongoing partners/partner who are at discreet and willing to take things slow least average shape and good looking, unless we really hit it off. LZ3, 31, l enjoy a few kinks, and love to show off.

Well hung and thick here. Love to show SUMMER OF LOVE off. I’m a lot of fun but very selective!

I’ve been told that in the “real” world I’m Diverse_Individual2016, 49, l pretty and powerful. In the bedroom I’m looking for a handsome man who TIME4FUN is willing to slowly take all of my power First time for everything. Must be away so that all I want to do is submit STD-free like myself. Open to just about and worship him. I am a professional anything. I really don’t have a type. and very well educated. I am clean and Don’t be shy. College-educated, blond, expect the same. meme99, 35, l blue eyes, 6’4, white attractive male seeking fun! I’m 32. Letshavefun69, 32 WINTER WONDER Vermont Earth woman in a committed WARM, WARMER, GETTING CLOSER, HOT relationship with male partner seeks a Handsome, burly dude with tasteful woman or couple to join us for winter tattoos. 40ish. Looking to get lost playdate and sexual romping. My in some heady, discreet, exhausting fantasy includes snow falling, a quaint and consensual sex on the side. Let’s hotel and sensual/sexual pleasuring. get weak in the knees. If not, good I (we) would like to add a woman or luck in your search. Feed your body. couple to our robust and loving sexual Enjoy the adventure. onceler, 45 life. Let’s meet over wine to discuss possibilities! WinterWonder, 62, l

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MOON TATTOOS, POSITIVE PIE PLAINFIELD I walked in for Trivia Tuesday, saw you and thought, “I’ve always wanted to be with a woman like that.” You: blond hair, blue eyes, moon tattoos, behind the bar. Me: hooked.

Want to make music together? When: Tuesday, February 10, 2015. Where: Positive Pie, Plainfield. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913355 T AT DEE PHYSICAL THERAPY Heard you were single now, and I don’t want to rush, but I’ve noticed you for a long time. Your smile lights up any room you’re in. (Is that corny?)

You, your personality — both beautiful. Maybe you noticed me, too? I smile back at you whenever I can.

When: Thursday, January 21, 2016. Where: Dee Physical Therapy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913354 PATRICK AT TRADER JOE’S You’re cute. I bought seven stir-fries the other day, and you checked me out. I’ll cook you one sometime. When: Saturday, January 23, 2016. Where: Trader Joe’s.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #913353 TEA AND FOUNTAIN PEN I’m a bearded sweater-vest; you were jasmine tea and some light reading. I felt like we were making eyes. Love to get lunch if we were.

When: Tuesday, February 2, 2016. Where: Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913352 I CAN CALL YOU BETTY You gave me your pin and a killer smile. You said you’d call me Al if I called you Betty, but I never got your number so I could call.

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STRUTTIN’ INTO 3 SQUARES CAFÉ You were struttin’ in with your daughter, and I briefly joined in, snapping my fingers alongside you. You thanked me for doing so while waiting behind me in line. We talked about the rodeo and horse formations. I enjoyed your quirky humor and energy. If you’re in the position to reach out, I hope you will! When: Saturday, January 30, 2016. Where: 3 Squares Café, Vergennes. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913350

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HONKY-TONK NIGHT Short and cute with curly black hair named Danielle at Honky-Tonk. You left with two other ladies (one with blue hair) to go to Nectar’s for the Dead Set. We tried to follow you but got denied at the door. Hopefully see you next Tuesday night. Would love to learn more about you. When: Tuesday, January 26, 2016. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913345 WATER GUY AT MULE BAR, SATURDAY You were the tall, handsome “guard” at the water station. I was in a gray sweater, and we made small talk about the water-glass size. I was too shy in the moment, but that’s not typical. I’m “spying” for the first time hoping you’ll want to meet again for a drink (water or otherwise). When: Saturday, January 23, 2016. Where: Mule Bar, Winooski. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913344 YOU HELPED ME FIGHT CTHULHU There we were, shoulder to shoulder against the forces of madness. Though we’d never met before, we fought as one against Cthulhu’s minions. I blasted a Mi-go that was gunning for your brains; you loaned me your jumper cables after it was all over. I never got your name. — The guy with the GWAR shirt. When: Saturday, January 23, 2016. Where: Milton CSWD dropoff station. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913343

DECEMBER 1 COSTCO CAR EXPLOSION I was leaning on the guardrail bleeding from a severe head wound after just being pulled from my burning car. You offered blankets from your car to help keep me warm. I believe you may have been in a silver Toyota SUV? I would like to thank you in person for your heartfelt kindness and return your blankets! When: Tuesday, December 1, 2015. Where: Interstate 89, Exit 16. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #913336 FRIDAY 1/15 AT HANLEY’S Around 5-6 p.m., you were at the register. You were in what looked like a Burton jacket. I was in a maroon-colored hoodie. We made brief eye contact, but it seemed like it lasted for minutes. Hoping there was a mutual attraction. Care to get a drink sometime? When: Friday, January 15, 2016. Where: Jeffersonville. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #913335 MINIVAN ON FIRE AT BANK Minivan caught fire at your bank. You grabbed a fire extinguisher. You put it out and waited with me in the cold until the police showed up. And the fire trucks. And the completely unnecessary ambulance.

I can’t thank you enough! Plus that old guy who said, “Hey, I think that white van is on fire.” You, sir, were correct. When: Thursday, January 14, 2016. Where: Merchants Bank. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913333

MY BEARDED VIKING Viking, we’ve been through hard times recently, but my love for you will never fade. You are my favorite viking of all time. All my love, Mary.

When: Sunday, January 24, 2016. Where: Williston. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913342

KIND PERSON HELPED JAN. 14 Price Chopper arbitrarily refused to accept my credit card and refused to allow me to use a check.

A very kind person paid my bill. Please contact me so I can repay you and thank you. When: Thursday, January 14, 2016. Where: Colchester Price Chopper. You: Man. Me: Man. #913332

WHISKEY, TEQUILA, ZIP CODES " You sat next to me, ordered a tequila gimlet and asked me about zip codes in the area. The conversation was delightful, and the chemistry delicious. Should have grabbed your contact info before you left. Hoping to run into you again! When: Saturday, January 23, 2016. Where: Positive Pie, Hardwick. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #913341

TALL, DARK, HANDSOME We made eye contact a few times, but I couldn’t figure out how to tell you how amazing you are with kids (and single moms, too). Thank you for helping me with my rambunctious little one. Maybe we can have some adult time? Me, you and a movie?

When: Wednesday, January 13, 2016. Where: Pizza Putt. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913331

HOPING TO SEE YOU AGAIN You: dirty blonde with white-striped shirt and beautiful smile. Me: bearded guy with dimples, glasses and green coat. We locked eyes a couple of times while you were at the bar, but you were with someone. If single, I would love to buy you a drink and get to know you. When: Friday, January 29, 2016. Where: Waterbury Blackback Pub. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913348

BEAUTIFUL CURLY BLACK HAIR We often exchange mild flirtations, but I would like it to be more. I have been feeling under the weather recently, but you could nurse me back to health. Perhaps this can be a turning point in our relationship. When: Saturday, January 23, 2016. Where: Turning Point. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913340

KNOCKOUT AT UNCOMMON GROUNDS We were in line for coffee at 3:30 p.m. I was wearing a blue-, white- and black-striped cap. You were drop-dead gorgeous. You dropped a quarter while paying for your drink, and I picked it up for you.

We parted ways, and you gave me a memorable smile. Meet me there for coffee soon? When: Friday, January 29, 2016. Where: Uncommon Grounds. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913347

ERIN & CO. The little girl was truly adorable, but I was indeed smiling at you. You sat right next to me when there were other chairs available … that does not happen. You seemed to have an ever-present smile, and I could almost feel your nervousness.

Then your message to me — how romantic, how flattering! Random life events happen for a reason!

When: Wednesday, November 4, 2015. Where: Essex Junction. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913338

ARTIST AT THE RED ONION Waiting for lunch when you came in with some papers. You were excited about being published and showed me your work. I thought it was funny! You gave me a copy of the paper and introduced yourself. Wish I gave you my number. Interested in chatting sometime? I was the bearded guy with a gray scarf. When: Wednesday, January 13, 2016. Where: the Red Onion. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913329

WALKING IRISH SETTER ON PINE Around 2:30, I stood by my car awkwardly trying to find my keys, looked up and saw the warmest, most amazing smile, which left me feeling that the world is good — and wanting to see that smile again. You: walking an energetic-looking pooch. I’d love to meet up for a walk with the two of you! When: Sunday, January 31, 2016. Where: Pine St. between College and Main. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913349

AN AMAZING FATHER I love you more than words could ever express.

You are always making sure we are happy, and I could not have wished for a more thoughtful and caring partner. I love you, and I look forward to meeting your family during Valentine’s Day. When: Monday, January 27, 2014. Where: work. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913346

FOR YOU, MK ... WITH LOVE. I know so much time and space has passed.

However, there is not a single night when I don’t yearn for wine and Uno or a day spent making love, doing yoga and eating lemon bars. Movie binges or dancing together deep into the night.

What we had was amazing, but the story got cut short. I want to rewrite our story. Together. When: Sunday, September 20, 2015. Where: Waitsfield Farmers Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913337

HEALTHY LIVING RANDOM KINDNESS I hope to find the the man who left a thoughtful and surprising gift for me, with the cashier, in return for letting you ahead. Your kindness and timing was highly appreciated by this forever working, struggling single mother, on a particularly thin day. Your thoughtfulness renewed my hope for real goodness in the world. Thank you. Blessings to you. When: Saturday, January 2, 2016. Where: Healthy Living. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913328 HANDSOME GUARDIAN I spied a handsome guardian around 7:30 a.m. You appeared to be intense, observant and extremely attractive. I blushed when our eyes met. I returned the next morning to give you my business card with no luck. Our paths may not naturally intersect.

Let’s plan to connect. When: Monday, January 11, 2016. Where: in the Mobil gas station on Williston Rd. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913327

SUBWAY MILTON Thanks for the eye candy. Maybe the next dinner I can buy you will be at a nicer place. When: Friday, January 8, 2016. Where: Subway, Route 7, Milton. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913326 DUMB. SHALLOW. BLOND. RICH. You entered stage left. Angels began to trumpet.

I’d gladly gag on more than just your politics — I hear it’s huge. Call me desperate or stupid — everything’s negotiable. You’ll welcome this woman’s attack; I’ll tear down your walls and show you how great America can be. Bound to get rough south of the border, so superglue the rug. When: Thursday, January 7, 2016. Where: Flynn theater. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913322 SMOLDERING MUSIC MAN WITH PUP Heard you play — crazy talent! Your shyness hid a kindness that every dog knows is goodness incarnate. If you don’t know how to do it, I’ll show you how to walk the dog.

When: Friday, January 1, 2016. Where: in my dreams. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913313 DEMOCRACY FOR AMERICA ELEVATOR ACQUAINTANCE We make small talk in the elevator on the way to the third floor, and I feel like I should have introduced myself by now. Coffee or a drink next time? When: Wednesday, December 30, 2015. Where: the elevator.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #913312 HALLMARK STORE, CHRISTMAS EVE EVE I noticed you with your possible teenage son.

I was the blonde at the checkout around 4-5 p.m. I would never impose if I knew you were involved, but if not, maybe we can meet for coffee?

When: Wednesday, December 23, 2015. Where: Hallmark store. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913308 BLONDE AT BWW To the beautiful blonde: Did not get a chance to say thank you for the conversation and dinner. Would like to return the favor. When: Thursday, December 17, 2015. Where: Buffalo Wild Wings. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913306 COOL AUSSIE MOM AT BALLET My kids and I sat in front of you and yours at the Nutcracker Saturday night. We both had family agendas, but it would have been fun, albeit awkward, to have combined those agendas. Maybe we could find a sitter or two and give it a burl over a couple of top drops. (I hope I got that right.) " When: Saturday, December 19, 2015. Where: Flynn MainStage. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913302 SATURDAY SUBARU SMILER Thanks for flashing me that grin. It made my day! When: Saturday, December 12, 2015. Where: North Winooski and Pearl.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #913289

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