A Fistful of Trespassing 34 SCENE 2.2
A farm. Barren land. Infinity Island. CLINT-JOHN is tilling the soil with a beatup shovel next to a beat-up stone shack. As he continues, we see that he is not really tilling the soil but drawing the shape of Texas.
CLINT-JOHN (Admires his drawing.) Ha! Texas! The state of Texas! (Jumps into the Texas he drew.) I am in Texas! (Takes out his harmonica and plays Deep in the Heart of Texas.) (Enter BLONDIE, CLINT-JOHN’s imaginary cowboy lover. He walks into CLINT-JOHN’s Texas.) CLINT-JOHN (Cont.) Blondie! How are ya doin’ in Texas? … Do ya… do ya want me back … as I am? … (Enter MEE, carrying a pile of signs.) MEE Were you talking to yourself? CLINT-JOHN Was I? MEE When people talk to themselves, they’re usually talking about others. Were you talking about me? CLINT-JOHN I was bitchin’ about ya, Ms. It’s more sociable.