Street Style Spring 2014

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2014 fashion guide

WERKFROMTHEEDITOR Welcome to Street’s first annual Style Guide, the chicest issue of the year. People are always telling us how good we look, so, naturally, we decided to share our secrets.

Since I (Chloe) wear black leggings everyday, we thought it would be best to put someone else in charge. Meet, Conor. He owns short–er–alls. Street fashion is a little different.

Street Style is the cooler older brother of the late Shopping Guide.

Instead of irrelevant retail reviews, the Style guide (we hope) tells you things you actually care to know— including making fun of poorly– dressed peers and Amy Gutmann.

It’s all the Street snark you know and love, dressed up and headed downtown.

This issue is all about the realities of being a Penn student who struggles to get ready every morning.

Find the perfect outfit for fling (pg.

14), rock black (pg. 22) and fight with each other about the acceptability of sneaker wedges (pg. 3).

We know we’re not The Walk and we’re not trying to be. Instead, we want to be right there with you in your too–small Quad closet, keeping fashion grounded and student– oriented.

That being said, it’s our first time doing this and we’d love to hear what you think. Usually, your rude comments about the Roundup just piss us off, but this time, bring it on. We made this issue to serve you, our readers, and we want to do it well.

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34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Chloe Bower, Editor–in–Chief Patrick Ford-Matz, Managing Editor Abigail Koffler, Digital Director Margot Halpern, Design Editor Sarah Tse, Photo Editor Conor Cook, Street Style Editor Byrne Fahey, Assistant Design Ling Zhou, Assistant Design Cover Design: Margot Halpern

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Contributors: Nicole Malick, Julia Liebergall, Alex Sternlicht, Clare Lombardo, Marley Coyne, Justin Sheen, Emma Soren, Ryan Zahalka, Elie Sokoloff, Katie Hartman, Erich Kessel, Michelle Ma, Randi Kramer, Ciara Stein, Alyssa Berlin, Lucy Hovanisyan, Ariela Osuna, Rosa Escandon Contacting 34th Street Magazine: If you have questions, comments, complaints or letters to the editor, email Chloe Bower, Editor-–in–Chief, at bower@34st.com. You can also call us at (215) 898-6585. To place an ad, call (215) 8986581.

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3 Point, Counter Point: Sneaker Wedges 4 Piper Boutique 6 From Classic to Edgy, How to Rock Chest Hair 9 Greene Street 10 South Moon Under 12 Spring Fashion Preview 14 Fling Tanks 15 Classic of the Week, Fashion Meh List 16 Fashion Police 17 Vintage Retail Roundup 18 Glasses Feature 19 Amy Gutmann: A Fashion Retrospective 20 Colognes/Perfumes 21 Outfits for $34 22 All Black Everything 23 How Sceney Are You?

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POINT, COUNTERPOINT: POINT SNEAKER WEDGES Counterpoint:

Point:

In the summer of 2012, a new trend emerged in the magical land of footwear. Sneaker wedges, or “snedges,” will solve all your fashion problems...except those related to your clothes not fitting.

There is a moment every time you're getting ready in which you ask yourself (and maybe your roommate, best friend, mom or dog) that fundamental question: heels or flats? Often, the answer isn’t obvious. I like the way I look in heels. I like the way my body looks, the way my clothes fit and the way I feel in heels. Still, the last thing you want is to look like you’re trying too hard. Snedges solve that problem. They give you all the benefits of heels with none of the fuss. Snedges are a great way to be casual and still get that extra boost.

Plus, let’s not forget the real reason we don’t want to wear heels: they hurt! I don’t know about you, but I don’t have the feet of a Barbie doll. Often, the best part about wearing heels is the near– divine moment they finally come off. Snedges are comfortable and easy to walk around in. They are a surprisingly sensible choice, even for something that, admittedly, seems silly in theory.

Between small closets and a never–ending winter, it is incredibly helpful to have a pair of shoes that works through multiple seasons and in a wide range of temperatures. Unless it’s snowing, these are pretty universally weather appropriate. Plus, they don’t take up too much storage space.

I’ll admit I’m not nearly as stylish or trendy as I’d like to be. I’m lazy and uncreative in the outfits I put together. Sometimes there’s just so much going on that it’s hard to find time to make a “look.” Snedges are an easy way to make the typical sweater and leggings or t– shirt and jeans combo look like you actually got dressed with open eyes and a little thought.

KATHERINE HARTMAN

We all knew the fashion industry was skating on thin ice following Crocs, harem pants and Timberland heels. But, finally, the industry gracelessly fell through the ice—clad in size 7.5 Hello Kitty footie spaceships otherwise known as sneaker wedges. The inflamed athletic show, referred to in Us–Weekly–Brangelina slang as “snedges,” comes from designers from Baby Phat to Jimmy Choo, and regardless of whether you’re paying $1,500 or $15 for these atrocities, know this: you look stupid.

Let me get something straight—you wouldn’t wear wedges to fake work out at Pottruck or go dayging. And you wouldn’t wear Nike Frees to Rumor. So why the fuck would you hybridize them and wear the bastard child to all of the above? Sneaker wedges, like parachute pants and Ed Hardy, need to clunk on over to their rightful place: Reddit. Even the Dr. Jekyll of the snedge, Isabel Marrant, has disowned her monstrous shoes due to their “vulgarity.” Alright Ms. Marrant, I worship you, but I could’ve told you that the second I saw snegdes rear their repulsive little velco straps in your 2012 runway collection.

Wearing wedges is a painful experience as it is. But, as my mother always said, “the chic must suffer.” So, I always pretend that my wedges aren’t responsible for the slow–motion chainsaw massacre of my pinky toes as I casually sit on them in the Smokes' bathroom.

Meanwhile, sneakers—cute sneakers—are like the modern day Jesus Christ. Wearing cute sneakers can offer salvation from fashion pains with a supportive arch. So why would you wear sneaker wedges and voluntarily inflict “casual” pain on yourself?

Granted, unlikely couples have created some fine–ass shit—like Adidas and Stella McCartney. But like Weezer and Lil’ Wayne or Britney Spears and her Las Vegas marriage, snedges need to go.

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Outfit One: Wear to Class Spring makes sundresses a necessary part of any wardrobe. Pair a simple black maxidress ($70) with a distressed vest ($50) to look casual and cool for your 10 a.m. class. Don’t forget a pop of color and shine with a new spring bag ($70) and a little pendant necklace.

Outfit Three: Get Down Downtown Neon colors are the new neutrals for spring, and with the weather warming up, your wardrobe should too. Try a bright green patterned mini– skirt ($50) with a black silk top ($43). Grab this fun clutch and a chunky bracelet and you’re sure to be the light of the party.

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Outfit Two: Brunch in Style Heading downtown for some mimosas and pancakes? Try these white lace shorts ($55) and contrast them with a silk navy top ($38). This spring is all about mixing textures and patterns, so add a striped cork clutch ($45) and a statement necklace to finish the look.

Outfit Four: Formal

It’s 4 p.m. the day before formal and you have nothing to wear? Head over to Piper and try on this black–striped dress ($70). Cutouts are still hot for spring and with a neutral side bag ($45) and necklace, you’ll have the perfect outfit.

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How to be stylishly school spirited on either end of the spectrum.

Vintage sweatshirt How to wear it: Hey there, double legacy! Forget about those Penn Bookstore sweatshirts that make us all look like carbon copies. Ask mom or dad for a sweatshirt from the 80s and bring some old school style to that shlumpy classroom look.

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Cutter & Buck Forest Park Half Zip How to wear it: Wear this handsome sweater on a brisk fall day with dark jeans. Then, strut down Locust with your head held high; all eyes will be on you.

Price: $99.98 (Online Only)

Drop Ship Holloway Custom Jacket How to wear it: With this jacket, you can be that certified jock you’ve always wanted to be. If not, at least you’ll get major boyfriend points for letting your girl wear it when she’s “chilly.”

Price: $354.98

Men Silver Round Watch Bulova How to wear it: A perfect graduation gift for any time–and fashion–conscious guy. Wear it for years to come and whine about how fast your college years flew by whenever you check the time.

Price: $149.98

5 tips on how to best cultivate your sternum’s fallow fields.

1. Trim the hedge If your chest from the clavicle down looks like Velcro, or if every time you wear a fitted shirt people ask why you’re wearing a Kevlar vest underneath, you might want to consider giving your acreage a weekly trim. While a thick, healthy chest–mane is desirable, it gets to be distracting when it begins to look like a rabbit is trying to force its way ass–first from your unbuttoned collar.

2. Shave the weeds On the flip side, thin or patchy chest hair should be dealt with more severely. A bunch of guys’ insecurities come from being in the unhappy chest hair medium between smooth Adonis and man–beast Wolverine. If your chest is a bare desert littered with oases of thin hair, it’s probably best to go full tilt and shave/wax regularly.

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3: Flirt with, but don’t enter, the three–button danger zone One button down is casual, acceptable for most occasions and only shows a small preview of the mane hiding underneath. Two buttons down is ultra–casual, also acceptable for most occasions (especially when it’s hot as balls out) and makes it clear that you are one hairy motherfucker.

Three buttons down is definitely tip–toeing in the danger zone. It’s acceptable on a case–by–case basis, but can get to be a little attention whoring. Four buttons or more and you’re well inside douche territory, and people will be wondering where you hid your thick gold chain.

4: Keep a clear distinction between neck and chest hair While it’s stupid and arbitrary to draw a line between what is and isn’t sexy with regards to body hair, there’s absolutely no ambiguity on this one. A seamless flow from chest to beard is. not. sexy.

5. Build a solid frame What do young Sean Connery, Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and Huge Jackedman (as Wolverine) have in common? All of these guys in their hairy sex–symbol prime had strongly built chests and well–defined collarbones. No one is suggesting you need to start throwing up 250 on the bench, but a well–built chest to compliment and frame your manly mane makes a world of difference.

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League Victory Falls Triblend Long Sleeve Baseball Tee How to wear it: This baseball–style shirt is super soft.

Roll out of bed and wear it straight to class—you’ll be comfy, but still stylish.

Price: $34.98

Women’s Burnout Hi Low Raglan Tee How to wear it: This top is nothing like the average college t–shirt. Its flowing fit and trendy hi–low bottom makes it flattering and fun to wear any day, not just for Homecoming.

Price: $34.98

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Alex and Ani University of Pennsylvania Logo Charm Bangle How to wear it: These Alex and Ani bracelets are a great way to show some subtle spirit for good ol’ Penn. They also make bracelets with sorority letters and a wide variety of symbols that would make for a great collection of bangles.

Price: $32.00

League Women’s Bandeau Top How to wear it: In either blue or red, this bandeau is just screaming to be worn at your next darty. Pair with high waisted shorts to complete this perfect Fling look.

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GREENE STREET: A LOCAL CONSIGNMENT STORE

Street sat down with Jennifer Allard, one of the two Greene Street district managers, to chat about Penn’s newest shopping additions on Spruce Street. | by Nicole Malick Street: What’s the typical price range?

JA: It depends. We try not to go too low, because we want our consigners to make a profit as well. So we try to aim for $10 and above. Our preference would be over $20, but you can find things for $12 or $15.

Street: What sells the best?

JA: We do amazingly with women’s blouses and dresses.

Dresses fly off the racks, especially when formals and things come up. Always looking for that little black dress! And for men’s, we do the best with the button down shirts.

Street: That’s a steal!

JA: Yeah, absolutely! We do sell designer pieces too, and they can get a little more pricey, but it’s still a fraction on what you would spend on it new.

Street: Do you sell suits for the pre–professional side of every Penn student?

JA: People bring suits, but we’re selective because they don’t move as well. Sets are really hard to push, just because people aren’t shaped all the same. But we do take them.

Street: But you have some new items, too, right?

JA: We like to supplement our consigned items with purchased goods, because not everyone wants to buy something that someone owned before. Most of it is consigned. I’d say eighty percent, at least.

Sreet: So what sets Greene Street apart from other consignment or thrift stores?

Jennifer Allard: We have a green focus, which I think makes us really unique. We try to encourage the idea of recycling, through clothing and accessories. Something like 68 pounds of clothes per year go into landfills. We’re trying to help the environment by helping people re–sell those clothes instead of throwing them out.

We try to give a more boutiquey feel. And our consigners make a decent commission.

Street: How does the consignment process work?

JA: You can come anytime that’s convenient for you, and we look through while you wait. Takes

about five or ten minutes. If we get to a minimum of ten seasonal items, we’ll start a contract that’s 60 days, and the consigner will make 40% commission on anything that sells. If we don’t make it to ten items for some reason, we ask that they maybe try bringing shoes or jewelry.

People don’t realize the scope of things that we can take!

Street: What if the items don’t sell by the end of the 60 days?

JA: The consigner has the option to pick up any items that don’t sell. If they don’t come and get them, they become store property. We do eventually donate to the Salvation Army when there are things we’ve had for a while and can’t use anymore.

Street: What do you look for when people bring in clothes?

JA: We look for the condition of the item to be really impeccable. We don’t want it to seem like someone’s old stuff. We do look at the labels, because there are certain brands that we tend to steer clear of, like Old Navy, Forever 21…unless it’s really super cute. But they start out so inexpensive, it doesn’t make sense for us to try to resell it.

We also look for things that aren’t too dated, so we try to stick within a 1-3 year range for the age of our clothing. We don’t offer vintage, unfortunately. I wish we did!

Street: Any items you avoid?

JA: Pants. We did a March Madness pants sale, any clearance pant was a dollar, because we literally have tons of pants. And, honestly, they really don’t move.

It’s a shame. I think people just don’t like trying them on.

Street: What are the weirdest items people try to bring in?

JA: Some of the fun is when people consign purses…what’s in the purse? Mostly it’s money, sometimes tissues or toothpicks and stuff. I found baseball tickets in one. We get some crazy vintage stuff, like crazy eighties sweaters sometimes or ugly Christmas sweaters. People do bring in bras and underwear and things, and we’re just like, “Thank you, no.” Pajamas, slippers, robes…

Street: What’s the Greene Street Animal Rescue?

JA: The owner’s sister started it a few years back. She rescues whelping mothers and puppies, mostly pit bulls, who are usually slated to be put down. She rescues them from high kill shelters and rehabilitates them. She's also started taking some puppies, to raise more money for the shelter.

Street: And what’s the connection with the store?

JA: Every year we kind of go back and forth about taking furs, because we don’t believe in killing animals for clothing.

But, at the same time, they already exist in the world. When we take a fur coat, 50% of the profits from that coat will go to the Animal Rescue, and the consigner still gets their 40% commission. So the store only makes a little bit off of them.

We also have events at a lot of our stores, where she’ll bring some puppies in to try to raise some money, get some adoptions happening.

Street: Has the Penn location done any?

JA: I don’t believe so, but we do have a little Greene Street Animal Rescue display. So we sell tote bags, t–shirts, people can make donations…little cinch bags if you just need a little backpack. 100% of the proceeds go to the Greene Street Animal Rescue.

Street: Do you ever have big sales?

JA: Kind of sporadically. But we’re trying to do, about quarterly, a box sale. Basically, we’ll open up the entire basement in Manyunk to the public, and we have boxes and boxes all filled with different styles of things.

You pay $20, you get a bag, and you stuff everything you can into that bag. It’s like treasure hunting. We have one coming up in April.

Street: And you have online shopping now?

JA: The online store! People can order a bag online, ship it to us, we go through it, and we’ll consign their items in our web store. So technically, that’s our eleventh store. It’s been doing really well. We just, literally last Wednesday, launched our website, so we’re really excited about it. We’ve been getting consignments and orders from all over the country.

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SOUTH MOON UNDER: CENTER CITY'S CHIC BOUTIQUE Street got special access to Center City's South Moon Under Boutique.

Here are some outfit suggestions for upcoming events in your social calendar.

Downtown

Formal

Spring Fling

Day After Fling

It's Thursday night and you're looking to get sceney. Who doesn't want to rub up against some 50–something creeper who looks older than your dad? Get blackout in black this spring in this leather top ($98) and tailored skirt ($94). If you're going to shell out some extra money on your outfit and like five vodka tonics, you might as well save on your accessories. This bag ads a pop of color without breaking the bank ($42).

Congrats! You finally found a date for formal who only one of your friends has DFMOd! Impress this unicorn in a sexy black cutout dress ($138) and your highest black heels. Accessorize with a cool necklace ($75) and a matching clutch ($40). Now, how's that open bar treating you?

Let's be honest with each other—you already own these sunglasses ($160), though you thought you lost them getting down in PV. Guett flung this Spring Fling in this grey cropped top ($32) and your favorite pair of jean shorts ($78). Your friends will hopefully be too inebriated to notice the Allegro's bulge poking out from under your shirt.

It's the day after Fling and let's just say you spent the night getting some major face time with your toilet bowl. Today is all about comfort comfort comfort, and avoiding yesterday's embarrassing hookup. Pair this detailed white tee ($68) with leggings ($74) and your coolest sneakers ($65). You'll need them when you're desperately swiping back into the quad for round two.

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Olivia Stearn, Maryland

Jared Levin, Illinois

Natalie Hernandez, Sri Lanka

-“Ease into spring with tights and a skirt.”

-“Neon is fun.”

-“When it comes to prints, go big or go home.”

-“A V–neck can go with any outfit.”

-“I am a big fan of layering, especially since it has been so cold.”

“Even though it has been cold recently, I am trying to wear some brighter colors and interesting patterns. This winter has lasted way too long, and it’s time to show some spring style!”

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Michael Kigawa, New York “I am trying to add different colors and textures as we transition into spring. Acid wash jeans can lighten up an outfit and are a great way to vary your jean repertoire.”

Jacob Frackman, New York “I like layering light jackets and sweatshirts as we transition into spring weather.”

Olivia Graham, Pennsylvania

Charlotte Levy, New York

"I'm happy to finally wear ripped jeans and leather jackets. I'm trying to incorporate brighter colors into my wardrobe."

“I’m excited to wear lighter jackets, but not lighter colors.

Black is the new black.”

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THE BEST AND WORST OF FLING TANKS: A HISTORICAL APPROACH

Tridelt RAGE RAGE RAGE tank, 2012

The 2012 RAGE RAGE RAGE shirt was classified by one Tridelta as “the best collective thing Tridelt’s ever done.” Although we do not—cannot—judge the collective history of the Tridelta sisterhood, we will definitely rank this endeavor as one of the best Fling tanks to grace the Chancellor roof. Simple, clever and filled with Delta sparkle (duh), this shirt was perfect for Tiesto and the 2012 EDM craze. We can’t wait to see if your Delta Guetta design can top this Fling classic.

Wharton Alliance ‘Can’t Even Fling Str8’ Tank, 2013

For the price of $25 you too could wear this tank announcing your ‘oztitute’ status (a female Oz enthusiast) with your last name on the back. Although ‘misogyny’ doesn’t rhyme with prostitute (or oztitute) that’s how we’d classify this tank. MisOZgynistic? Everyone does things in poor taste on Fling, but hopefully that doesn’t constitute wearing this tank top.

But as the saying goes, the Yellow Brick Road is paved with good intentions.

Fling SA(E)FE tank, 2013

There’s nothing we at Street love more than a good pun, and SAE’s 2013 tank proved SAEtisfactory. Good job, boys. We appreciate your acknowledgement of safe flinging behavior and frattiness #PENN. We hope that you can woo us with your puns and guns (overseen at Pottruck) again this year.

If there’s one great thing about wearing fling tanks, it’s the opportunity to show our true colors (cue Cindy Lauper sing–a–long). How better to do it than in a tank that professes pride in a distinctively queer Fling experience? Wharton Alliance’s ‘Can’t Even Fling Str8’ tank from last year is a pithy salute to inebriated attempts at walking like Naomi Campbell, day–drunk gaiety and general debauchery.

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QClub ‘Legalize Fling’ Tank, 2014

Despite the fact that the American Apparel “Legalize” iconography is long gone, this year’s QClub fling tank has a memorable quality. It’s the best answer to last year’s ‘Can’t Even Fling Str8’ tank, and it succeeds as a wearable instant classic worth keeping for next year.

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A blast from the all–too–recent past is less an expression of nostalgic appreciation and more of a fashion faux pas.

KSA’s attempt to play on a trend that’s been long dead, or at least one that should’ve died on an Urban Outfitters sale rack three years ago. However, the bright color is on– trend and rather utilitarian, too: should you get lost in the sea of half–alive students, your KSA tank will double as a shining safety beacon.

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FASHION MEH LIST

A list that made me realize that (a) indifference doesn’t come easy and (b) I myself may be very meh.

Taylor Swift’s new haircut

Blurry Urban Outfitters lookbooks

French words on shirts

Bathrobes Couples that coordinate Gap

What do we really know about bell–bottom jeans anyway?

I’m not talking about the simple, modern bootcuts and flares of today—I’m talking about the jeans that defined a generation. The jeans that became trippable while tripping, with bell–shaped pant legs that seemed to ring and resonate with every step and waists as high as the hippies that wore them.

These were the jeans that had leg holes the same circumference as the afros and mullets just feet above them—the kind that people weren’t sure wasn’t a denim dress until they saw the divide between the legs they were crowned upon.

What we think we know about this obscure fashion trend usually comes from Bee Gees’ music videos, faint memories of watching Godspell and most importantly Cher. But it seems alien to think that 40 years ago, outside of the TV screen, Locust Walk could have been a home for the craze. It’s odd to think that Locust might not have always been ruled by the perfectly well–fitting, stiff, just ironed styles of today. We see bell–bottom jeans with a sense of alarm, not associating ourselves with the lazy, relaxed styles that campus used to enjoy.

Maybe bell–bottom jeans are a reminder then. A mental note that a counter–cultural movement of relaxed styles not only existed, but flourished. The jeans were as much a symbol for peace as tie–dye shirts and flowing hairstyles.

It’s comforting to know that free–spirits were the norm, at least for a brief amount of time, and we’ll always have the photos of outlandish bell–bottom jeans to prove it.

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Lady on Locust

Christmas may have been three months ago, but that’s not stopping this festive Quaker. With her red–and–green ensemble that’s modest on top and raunchy on the bottom (fishnets with a turtleneck? Really?), she looks like a cast member from the show RENT.

Fur Coat

Nothing says “I’m rich” better than a colossal fur coat, paired with a grey beanie and an attitude.

But seriously, who are you trying to impress? The Wawa employees?

Let’s be honest: you look like a beanbag chair.

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Dude in Crosswalk with the Hunter boots

Excuse me, Mr. Galoshes. Are you going to class or to a horseback riding lesson? Give him a lightsaber and some sandy hair and we got ourselves Han Solo. May the Force be with you, because the Fashion Gods sure aren’t.

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This JAP is not doing herself any favors. The Hunters and fur–hood parka are all commonplace; it’s the open Diet Coke can in her pocket that really sets her apart. Can you really not put it down for like, a second, while you pay for your Magic Meatballs? Or is the Diet Coke connected to your body, pumping caffeine into your bloodstream like insulin?

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Buffalo Exchange carries less vintage items and more secondhand modern clothing. While you may find some good deals, it really is hit–or–miss here. Most of the clothes are things you passed up at H&M and J. Crew a year or two ago. Be sure to check for holes or tears before you purchase. Fortunately, they have a great selection of Halloween outfits come October. If you’re willing to wait in a long line, you can sell your gently–used clothes for 50% of the original cost.

Go for: Pleather, Forever 21 from 2010 and cable knit sweaters

Cultured Couture 240 Church St. Prices: $$$

Vagabond

37 N. 3rd St. Prices: Full range

Cultured Couture has two locations in Philadelphia—one in Old City and the other in Northern Liberties. The stores stock menswear that pays homage to times gone by (think tweeds, two–piece suits and bowties). Even if you don’t buy anything, a trip to the store is well worth it—the paintings, furniture and soft jazz are sure to transport you to your very own "Great Gatsby" fantasy (sadly no Leo, though).

This store is stocked with vintage finds, from faux fur coats to leather bags and plaids. A trip here can last hours, because there's just always one more thing (or two or three) you want to try on. The prices vary greatly—before looking at the tags I found myself torn between a $15 dress and a $175 one.

Go for: Silk pocket squares, men’s sunglasses, cufflinks and designer luggage

Go for: Vintage jewelry, cardigans, leather boots and cowboy shirts

Sazz Vintage

Philly AIDS Thrift Store

While Sazz Vintage is mostly marketed to men, there is a fine array of unisex sweaters and shirts to be found. The collection is organized by style and era, so the 1970s disco pants are separated from the concert tees and bowling shirts. The prices are affordable so you can get your smoking jacket, Carebear shirt and platform shoes all for under $20.

Go for: Christmas sweaters, Hawaiian shirts and a variety of purple, velvety things

In 2011 Philly AIDS Thrift moved from its location on Bainbridge to a larger venue in Old City. The store is a two–story emporium of random and delightful donations. Stop by if you want to shop for a difference, or to donate anything from shoes to sporting goods. Be sure to check out the witty comments on the price tags!

60 N. 3rd St. Prices: $-$$

CIARA STEIN

710 S. 5th St. Prices: Full range

Go for: ‘Presidential sweaters,’ vintage ties, books, furniture and snark

Briar Vintage 62 N 3rd St. Prices: $$

Similar to Culture Couture, Brian Vintage caters solely to men. This store is pretty much epitomized by its owner, David Lochner. Lochner is a tatted– up former construction worker who wears 1930's suits on a daily basis. If you want to rock vintage wear in combination with modern trends, then this store is perfect for you!

3600 Market Street • Suite G-02 Philadelphia, PA 19104 • 215.387.3600 • Suite 3600 Market Street G-02 *Sale runs during March only. Come in for details.

Cannot be combined with insurance plans, additional discounts or previous purchases. This sale is on frames in • 215.387.3600 Philadelphia, 19104 stock only, and some restrictionsPA apply to Dior, Jimmy Choo, OGA, and sunglasses.

*Sale runs during March only. Come in for details. Cannot be combined with insurance plans, additional discounts or previous purchases. This sale is on frames in *Sale runs during only. Come inDior, for details.

Cannot be and combined with stock only, and someApril restrictions apply to Jimmy Choo, OGA, sunglasses.

insurance plans, additional discounts or previous purchases. This sale is on frames in stock only, and some restrictions apply to Gucci, Jimmy Choo, OGA, and sunglasses.

Go here for: Straw hats, Oxfords and tweed jackets

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MY EYES ARE UP HERE: I SEE YOU, BITCH Accessories can make or break an outfit. And glasses are perhaps the most controversial of all accessories. Just ask Anne Hathaway circa "The Princess Diaries," or any movie/Taylor Swift music video where the plain Jane heroine need only take off her glasses and brush her hair to instantly transform into queen bee. Let these stylishly spec-ed Quakers show you how to rock those (prescription) shades. Michelle Ma

Travis Mager, College ‘15

Shakeil Greeley, College ‘15

Where they’re from: Warby Parker, duh. They’re Prestons, tortoiseshell.

The story: I found out about Warby Parker at Art In the Age, during First Fridays. I tried on all the glasses there (literally all of them), and it took a little convincing for my parents to get them because they weren’t too excited about ordering them online. They were concerned about the pupillary distance and the glasses fitting my face (sidenote: they’re nice Jewish parents).

I also had ulcers in my left eye from contacts, because I wore them from 6 a.m. to 11 p.m. for skating [Ed note: Travis used to be a competitive ice dancer.], so I was really concerned about getting glasses that I could wear every day. Tortoiseshells match everything.

Fashion or Function? Both.

How blind are you: I want to say I’m –1.7 in both eyes. I’m nearsighted.

Advice: Going bold is better. Also, menswear is all about the accessories.

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Where they’re from: Fiction by I.A. Eyeworks. I got them from Modern Eye, the store on Walnut.

That place is dope, and the staff is really friendly.

The story: Basically I just went in without any intention of getting glasses. But then I found out it was the last day my insurance would have covered them, so I ended up buying a pair. Pure coincidence.

Fashion or Function? Definitely function. [Takes them off.] I’m blind. I can’t even see that you’re wearing glasses from here. It looks like they’re just part of your eyebrows. [Ed note: I am sitting less than a foot away from him.]

How blind are you: Very blind. I don’t know my exact prescription, though.

Advice: You’re stuck with them for a long time, and you have to wear them everyday, so choose wisely. I suggest talking to the people at the glasses shop.

Natalie Riemer, Wharton ‘15

Where they’re from: They are Dutch, but I got them at my eye doctor’s in Dallas. He is the coolest guy. He travels the world and returns to his practice in Dallas when he runs out of money.

The story: I studied abroad in Milan and, whenever I wore my glasses, people would assume I was Italian. One day, I was sitting in a cafe during fashion week, and a designer came up to me and asked directions in Italian. I stumbled through answering and ended up telling him I was American. He assumed I was an American fashion reporter because my glasses were "so smart.” He ended up taking me to the fashion show with him.

Fashion or Function? Definitely function, but the fashion doesn't hurt!

How blind are you: I can't see things far away, especially details. One of my eyes is moderate, but the other is pretty bad.

Advice for people: Don't be afraid to pick something a little out of your comfort zone. I was hesitant to buy these at first, but now my glasses are my favorite part of any outfit.

Dawn Androphy, College ‘15

Where they’re from: The Eye Bar in St. Louis.

The story: I'm far–sighted in my right eye and near–sighted in my left eye, so I get incredibly dizzy when I'm not wearing them.

Fashion or Function? Function.

How blind are you: I'm blind enough that I will awkwardly not recognize you on Locust if I'm not wearing glasses or contacts. It can get really awkward.

Advice for people: Wayfarers are a little basic at this point IMHO. It's time to move on, y'all.

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AMY GUTMANN: A FASHION RETROSPECTIVE Street takes a strut down memory lane with Queen Gutmann to highlight her signature looks.

Take note—you too can rock the A–Gut. Marley Coyne

The statement necklace: Because a tiara wouldn’t be subtle.

Turtlenecks Amy’s face never left the 90s either.

Red The color of confidence. And sex.

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COLOGNES/PERFUMES THAT WILL TURN YOUR PARTNER ON BOYZ

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“LIGHT BLUE”—DOLCE & GABBANA If you are looking for a token feminine scent, this is it. This timeless classic of Sicilian citron, bluebells and Granny Smith apple is inviting, to say the least. This easygoing scent conveys light-heartedness, turning any time spent with you into an endless vacation.

Cost: $93 for 3.4 oz at Macy's Perfume highlight: Italian essence When to wear it: Breezy, sunny day stroll

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“DAISY”—MARC JACOBS Whether it’s because it reminds them of their ex or simply because the flowery scent teases him with your playful innocence, “Daisy” is a ubiquitous scent that he will love and, therefore, never forget.

Cost: $92 for 3.4 oz at Macy's Perfume highlight: A long-lasting impression When to wear it: That first dinner date

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“CHANCE EAU FRAICHE”—CHANEL The name says it all—when you wear this scent, how can he or she not? One spray will deliver a scent that will last through a night of dancing and confidence that will allow you to hold that first instance of eye contact.

Cost: $90 for 3.4 oz at Macy's Perfume highlight: Floral scent with a hint of fresh citrus When to wear it: Grinding at The Dolphin

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“FAHRENHEIT”—DIOR This scent is one of a kind, and so are you. “Fahrenheit” reflects the passion in your fresh personality. With undertones of violet, tonka bean and nutmeg yielding to bolder overtones of bergamot, this scent distinguishes you and yet makes you smell warm enough to still be approachable.

Cost: $84 for 3.4 oz at Macy's Cologne highlight: Subtle fiery scent with nutmeg and bergamot When to wear it: Dueling piano bar

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“DRAKKAR NOIR”—GUY LAROCHE

If any cologne could draw out the man in you, this is it. First launched in 1982, “Drakkar Noir” will kiss his or her nose with its leather and fir base notes, and its rosemary, lavender and basil overtones. Be careful wearing it to work—your coworkers may have trouble clearing their heads.

Cost: $64 for 3.4 oz at Macy's Cologne highlight: Sophisticated smellz When to wear it: First day of your new internship

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“BLEU DE CHANEL”—CHANEL “Bleu” conveys freedom and calls for the chase. Though sophisticated, it's light enough for everyday wear—perfect for the clean–cut man who looks to leave an impression.

Cost: $84 for 3.4 oz at Macy's Cologne highlight: Woody, fresh aroma When to wear it: As you spring from the shower to Locust Walk

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Outfits for Formals

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With formal season approaching and summer internships looming, many will run to their closets and dribble, “oh gods, I have nothing to wear.” But with so many events demanding your most fly fashion, you gon' break da bank. Get fancy on the cheap, ‘cause lets be real, you really aren’t going to recycle last year's tux.

MEN

It really is all about the jacket.

Jacket: Sourcing Map Mens Burgundy Long Sleeve Chest Pocket Padded Shoulder One Button Blazer

$31.18

WOMEN

ROSA ESCANDON

You can never go wrong with black, but lets not forget some color Dress: Forever21, Touch of Glam Combo dress, $27.80 Purse: Rose Whole Sale, Stylish Women's Clutch Wallet With Floral Print and Kiss–Lock Closure Design, $4.53

$32.33

Interviews Pair it with a thrift store tie and you’ll be all good.

Worry about your resume, not your bank account Dress: Sammy Dress, Modern Style Sleeveless Dress For W, $5.28 Blazer: H&M, Fitted Blazer, $25

Shirt: H&M, Slim Fit White Shirt, Mens, $14.95 Pants: Covington, men's pleated front dress pants, $19.99

$33.68 Downtowns

Don't be afraid to stand out Shirt: Sourcing Map Men Button Up Long Sleeve Pocket Front Shirt Black, $13.12 Pants: Blair, Men's Wide Wale Corduroy Slacks, $19.99

$33.11

$30.28 Keep it cute. Just, keep it cute.

Dress: H&M, Jersey Dress $5 Shoes: Payless, Women’s Hashtag Peep Shootie, $26.99

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ALL BLACK EVERYTHING Rocking black is not just for Theta. All while seeming effortless, a black color palette is sleek, flattering and edgy. In its simplicity, an all–black ensemble allows you to experiment with different cuts and proportions. Here are some ways to pull off noir without looking outdated. Ariela Osuna

DO MIX TEXTURES: Avoid the all–cotton look. To keep your outfit interesting, mix textures. Anything goes. Try blended fringe, leather and suede in one outfit.

DON'T WEAR LYCRA, SPANDEX, OR ANY FABRIC THAT RESEMBLES A SWIMSUIT: These ultra–tight stretchy fabrics counteract the flattering effect of an all–black ensemble.

PLAY UP SILHOUETTES:

ALL–TIGHT EVERYTHING:

In a monochromatic outfit, it’s all about shape. A peplum cut is flattering and interesting. A fit and flare dress is also a great option.

Try belting your all–black ensemble for an ultra–slimming effect.

No. Just no. This only accents your curves and is the easiest way to resemble a lady of the night.

LAYERS, LAYERS, LAYERS:

OVERDO BAGGINESS:

Throw on a black blazer or vest over a little black dress and sheer tights. Layers can really play up your silhouette and enable you to wear cuts you might not otherwise find appropriate.

When layering, it’s important to choose varying cuts and fits. When everything’s boxy, so are you.

ADD ACCESSORIES:

GO OVERBOARD:

A black cashmere scarf, layered necklaces and a statement bag can really spice up your outfit.

Balance is key. Pick one statement piece and keep the rest simple.

A pair of pumps, a fedora or a bejeweled clutch should be the main attraction when worn.

GET GRAPHIC:

ADD NEON:

A black graphic t–shirt, leather jacket and boot cut black jeans make for an edgy look. Make use of all those band shirts you have from your punk–rock phase. A bold graphic or funny slogan can say a lot.

It’s best when your graphic accent doesn’t detract from all that black.

Neon on black starts to look like you just walked out of Hot Topic.

If you did, don't come near, we hear it's contagious.

TRY GOING SHEER: Wear a sheer silky blouse with a pair of skinny jeans for a lovely, airy effect. This is a great option to avoid feeling bulky or heavy.

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BE VULGAR:

A black lace bra looks good when it peeks out of your shirt, but it shouldn’t take the spotlight. Be especially wary of sheer fabric for class or job interviews. It’s the ultimate challenge to make sheer fabric appropriate for a professional setting.

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HOW SCENEY ARE YOU?

Sceney: an adjective used to describe a certain lifestyle among Penn students. If you have to ask what it is, you might as well quit now, but go ahead and take this quiz to find out. We can tell you one thing, though: it’s about as far as you can get from “Selena Gomez and The Scene.” Emma Soren

START: How often do you wear black?

Pick a brand.

Intermix

A few times a week

Topshop Theory

Are you goth?

Most likely to find you at?

Pod

NO

Commons

Magic Carpet

I prefer to stay on campus

Last time you had bottle service?

Last night, duh

Not since middle schol

Aviators

Rumor

Those free fling ones

Oversize

Wayfarers

How do you exercise?

A few weeks ago

Choose a city.

LA

YES

Go–to sunglasses?

Favorite downtown club?

Whisper

Ew, never!

Everyday

Most days

Never

barre

NYC

I don't.

Flywheel

Pottruck

Miami

Congrats! You’re sceney AF. You are the scene.

Getting there. A few more downtowns and you’re as golden as a Cartier Love bracelet.

Barely up on the scene. Up your game, please.

Sorry, you are the antithesis of sceney.

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