QUIZ FOR THE GIRLS!

QUIZ FOR THE GIRLS!

FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF GIRL YOU ARE BY TAKING THIS QUIZ! LET ’S HOPE YOU’RE LIKABLE!

By Caroline Smith

1. When I have free time I like to…

a. I don’t have freetime! The grind doesn’t stop!

b. Game or watch something, but only cool things

c. I don’t know, make plans with my friends?

2. Boys like that I…

a. Am cool with splitting a check, even though I make less than him

b. Look like that anime character he objectifies

c. Have a good personality, I guess? Shouldn’t it be important what I like about myself?

3. My best feature is…

a. My Mercedes

b. My interests, that can be the same as yours!

c. Huh? These questions and answers are a little one-dimensional right?

4. My hair is…

a. Highlights $250 Cut $100 Dyson AirWrap $160

b. Pigtails, held back by my headphones, gotta stay cute

c. I dunno, it’s down now, but like isn’t the whole point of hair is that you can change it?

5. The app I use most is…

a . Bank account, gotta keep track of that cha-ching

b. Twitch, gotta stream!

c. I mean probably TikTok or Instagram. Seriously, how is that girl’s most-used app a bank app?

6. My nails are…

a. Acrylic, with swarovski crystals

b. Painted black, but they’re chipping, too busy gaming to clean them up

c. Ok how is this supposed to indicate anything about my personality?

7. My favorite school subject is…

a. Business! Love knowing how to make money!

b. Whichever is your favorite! I can like history!

c. How are those my only choices? What if my favorite subject was

8. My favorite book is…

a. “Work it Girl!” by A man that doesn’t believe in the wage gap

b. “Why Girls Can’t Game” by A man with a fragile ego

c. These books aren’t even real!

9. What’s on your desk?

a. A personalized Starbucks cup with my name on it and a plaque that says Girlboss

b. Behind all my monitors? Some mountain dew and chips!

c. Like a planner? Pens? How do these girls even live?

10. My deepest concern is…

a. I am not worthy of respect unless I am working and making money

b. I don’t have any interests of my own, I am just a reflection of what others want me to be

c. Woah, uh. Maybe that I will never be able to escape being perceived from the male gaze and that I am always watching myself from that lens. Can women ever just be their own person without having every aspect of themselves judged?

RESULTS

Mostly A’s You’re a total girlboss. You know what you want, and that’s money baby! Join corporate America. Pretend the wage gap and sexism isn’t a thing and accept that men will just always make more money than you! Yass girl, be a totes capitalist! Slay! Practice your MLM sales pitch to DM, “It’s totally not a pyramid scheme, girl-from-7th-grade.”

Mostly B’s Woah Girl! You’re totally a Gamer Girl Waifu! This may sound confusing but it’s totes rad. You can be totally appealing to men by appealing to their fantasies. They like that you like the same things they do, just don’t like those things more than they do. That’s what gatekeeping is for... If you’re playing a 2-player game, let them win. Adopt a high pitched voice and infantilize yourself!

Mostly C’s Yeesh, horrid wench… Ok so this is kinda embarrassing, but this is like the worst case scenario. You need to try harder to appeal to the male gaze and stop having thoughts of your own.You can have friends, but don’t get any ideas! You’re trying too hard to like, be your own person, so you’re just seeking attention! Gaslight yourself! Think about what men want!

No Majority Found? OMG congrats! You’re not like other girls! This is a high honor and makes you totally interesting. You’re not one way or another. You’re cool, and people, especially guys, like that about you. You’re mysterious, spontaneous, and fun. With vague qualities like this you could be the manic pixie dream girl in some lame-o’s sad life and enrich it by being his girlfriend or dying. Dye your hair, invest in an alternative mode of transportation.