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Gosh it’s hard to be a cowgirl
When you’re the Prez’dent of the Symphony
All day you’re always on the telephone and You never have an evenin’ free Ya gotta charm, cajole, flatter and flirt
With everyone you see Dang, it’s hard to be a cowgirl when When you’re the Prez’dent of the Symphony
Pacifyin’ all those maestros
There’s a job that’s dusk ‘till dawn
They like to stay up all night a-braggin’ ‘bout
Just who’s got the biggest baton
I’d like to go home to my buckaroo and Frilly pink boudoir
Instead of jabberin’ ‘bout our latest plan
Expandin’ standard repertoire
The Symphony musicians sure are great And wired, inspired and strange
It’s just the way you get from ridin’ nights
Out on the musical range
But when they lasso that big schmaltzy tune
With all their industry and art
It knocks me off my feet and hogties all The cockles of my happy heart
BRIDGE
Cause it's the music
Beautiful music
That lets my spirit soar free
Yes it's the music
Symphony music
That makes it all worthwhile for me
Them artists sure are temperamental and You gotta make ‘em feel at home
You gotta say “Bonjour!”
Or “Guten tag!” Konichiwa!” or “Shalom!”
But if you say something wrong, then look out girl
‘Cause at the mouth they’ll start to foam
You’ll wish you’d stayed at home a-singin’ Johnny Cash Or dancin’ to a metronome
When virtuosos come to town
They bring their retinues in tow
You gotta find out what they like to do
And tell ‘em where they oughta go
And if the critics trash ‘em, then my dear
For sure you must apologize
And stage a shoppin’ spree for all
Their girlfriends, boyfriends, moms and wives
BRIDGE
Cause it's the music
Beautiful music
That lets my spirit soar free
Yes it's the music
Symphony music
That makes it all worthwhile for me
Now evey sponsor thinks that he knows best
What his bequest should be used for
For playin’ “Tea for Two”
For a new brass kazoo
Or tone po’ms about Mount Rushmore
You gotta keep agreein’ with them ‘til They’re purrin’ and feelin’ fine
And stuff ‘em full of gourmet foods and All your husband’s vintage wine
When Symph’ny Gala time comes rollin’ ‘round
Your every hour gets tense and tough
You gotta think up spankin’ new fun things
And pray that they’ll be enough
You gotta corral all them caterers
And decorate a fancy room
And then a-worry yourself half to death
About who’s sittin’ next to whom
BRIDGE
Cause it's the music
Beautiful music
That lets my spirit soar free Yes it's the music
Symphony music
That makes it all worthwhile for me
Now when yer goin’ to the Symphony
Ya gotta mind yer Ps and Qs Ya gotta help the men-folk stay awake
And poke ‘em if they start to snooze
At intermission you can meet yer friends, and Raise a little lovin’ cup
Cuz even if they’re playin’ requiems
Ya gotta keep your spirits up
BRIDGE
Cause it's the music
Beautiful music
That lets my spirit soar free
Yes it's the music
Symphony music
That makes it all worthwhile for me
CODA:
‘Cause it’s hard to be a cowgirl
When you’re Prez’dent of the Symphony!