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TheBystanders,weavestogethersmall-towneccentricitiesand charactersbeginningwiththeinvasionoftheSamplesfamily toLawrenceton,Missouri.Townie,EddyBauman,and newcomer,ShannonLamb-Samples,comeofageinthe1980s whenbighairisbigandMadonna’s“LikeaVirgin”blasts overtheairwaves,buttheycouldn’tbemoredifferent.The realtownofLawrencetonandthesurroundingareawerepart oftheLouisianaPurchase,andcenturieslater,theold-timers stillspeakPawPawFrenchandtime-honoredtraditionsrun deep.

Thoughsomesaysmalltownsarebigfamilies,Lawrenceton doesn’twantanythingtodowiththeblacksheepofthefamily. Shannonwithher“GirlsJustWanttoFun”attitudeand fashion,herfortune-telling,Paganmother,WendySamples, alongwithherhard-partyingandabusivestepfather,Dale Samples,areoutliersfromLosAngeles.Shannonmightas wellhavelandedonMarswhenWendyandDaledecidethey needado-overinthecountryside.ThoughShannonisnone toopleased,EddyisenthralledbyherValleyGirlways.Ina townofannualchurchpicnicsandbeautifullandscapes,the Samples’strailerontheoutsideofL-Townisaneyesoretothe townsfolkandthefamilyisquicklysnubbed.Shannonand Wendy,whocouldreallyusesomefriends,mustlearntorely uponthemselvestoclawtheirwayoutofpoverty,abuse,and especiallyDale.

“InTheBystanders,debutwriterDawnMajorwriteswith subtlety,compassion,andunderstandingaboutatimeandplace intheworldthatmanyauthorshavetackledbutfewhave mastered.Thisinterconnectedcollectionofshortstoriesfrom theheartlandisoneofthoserareworksthatisabletocapture remembrances,andtoremindusallwhythosemomentsare worthremembering.” RaymondL.Atkins—SetList,Sweetwater Blues Asachild,DawnMajormovedfromCalifornianear Lawrenceton,Missouri—thetownthatinspired TheBystanders.

DawnMajorisanassociateeditorat SouthernLiteraryReview andhasagraduatedegreefromtheEtowahValleyCreative WritingProgram.ShewasarecipientoftheJamesDickey ReviewLiteraryEditorFellowship,theDr.RobertDriscoll ExcellenceinWritingAwardonRegionalThemes,and ReinhardtUniversity’sFacultyChoiceExcellenceinWriting Award.

Herwritingmaybefoundat: WellRead Magazine,HeavyFeatherReview,Southern LiteraryReview,GeorgiaGothicAnthology, SpringerMountainPressSummerSlasher HorrorAnthology,ElderMountain:A

JournalofOzarkStudies,FivePoints:A

JournalofLiteratureandArt,JamesDickey Review,Sanctuary,SedimentsLiterary-Arts Journal, and FamilyLifePublications.

TheSouthernizationofAmerica: AStoryofDemocracyintheBalance

PulitzerPrize-winnerCynthiaTuckerandaward-winningauthor FryeGaillardreflectinapowerfulseriesofessaysontheroleof theSouthinAmerica'slongdescentintoTrumpism.In1974the greatSouthernauthorJohnEgertonpublishedhisseminalwork, TheAmericanizationofDixie:TheSouthernizationofAmerica, reflectingonthedouble-edgedrealityoftheSouthbecoming moreliketherestofthecountryandviceversa.Tuckerand Gaillarddiveevendeeperintothatrealityfromthetimethat Egertonpublishedhisbookuntilthepresent.Theyseethedark side--themorphingoftheSouthernstrategyofRichardNixon andRonaldReaganintotheRepublicanPartyoftodaywithits thinlydisguised(ifindeeditisdisguisedallall)embraceof whitesupremacyandthesubversionofdemocraticideals.They explorethe"birtherism"ofDonaldTrumpandtherootsofthe racialbacklashagainstPresidentObama;thespecteroffamily separationonoursouthernborder,withitsechoesofsimilar separationsintheeraofslavery;aswellastheriseofthe Christianright,thedemonstrationsinCharlottesville,thedeath ofGeorgeFloyd,andtheattackonournation'scapital--allof which,theyargue,haverootsthattracetheirwaytotheSouth. ButTuckerandGaillardseeanothersidetoo,alegacyrootedin thecivilrightsyearsthathasgivenuspoliticalleaderslikeJohn Lewis,JimmyCarter,RaphaelWarnock,andStacyAbrams.The authorsraisetheironicpossibilitythattheSouth,regardedby someastheheartofthecountry'ssystemicracism,mightlead thewayonthepathtoredemption.TuckerandGaillard, colleaguesandfrequentcollaboratorsattheUniversityofSouth AlabamainMobile,bringamulti-racialperspectiveandyears

ofpoliticalreportingtobearonacriticalmomentinAmerican history,atimeofracialreckoningandofdemocracyundersiege.

AnNPRBestBookof2022

FryeGaillardisthewriter-in-residenceintheEnglishand historydepartmentsattheUniversityofSouthAlabama.Heis theauthorofthirtybooks,includingWithMusicandJusticefor All:SomeSouthernersandTheirPassions;CradleofFreedom: AlabamaandtheMovementThatChangedAmerica,winnerof theLillianSmithBookAward;TheDreamLongDeferred:The LandmarkStruggleforDesegregationinCharlotte,North Carolina,winneroftheGustavusMyersAward;andIfIWerea Carpenter,thefirstindependent,book-lengthstudyofHabitatfor Humanity.HelivesinMobile,Alabama.

CynthiaTucker(Author)CYNTHIATUCKERisaPulitzer

Prize-winningsyndicatedcolumnistwhohasspentmostofher careerinjournalism,havingpreviouslyworkedfortheAtlanta Journal-ConstitutionasaWashington-basedpolitical correspondent.Herworkasajournalisthasbeencelebratedby theNationalAssociationofBlackJournalists,whoinductedher intoitshalloffame,HarvardUniversity,andtheAlabama HumanitiesFoundation.Tuckerspentthree yearsasavisitingprofessoratthe

UniversityofGeorgia'sGradyCollegeof Journalismandiscurrentlythejournalistin-residenceattheUniversityofSouth Alabama.Herweeklycolumnfocuseson politicalandculturalissues,including incomeinequality,socialjustice,and publiceducationreform.

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“…TherejectionfactorthatIlearnedtocopewithactingdidnot applytowriting.AtfirstIdidn'tunderstandwhy,andthenI realizeditwasbecausemyheartwasinthepagesofthenovel.”

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Y’all,afewyearsbackIpickedupacopyofLesley Kagen’s WhistlingintheDark atalocalbookstore.After readingthefirstandmiddlepagesofallthebooksIcarried aroundthestore(whatIdoifIfindseveralinteresting booksbutcan’tdecidewhichone/onestopick),Iputthe otherbooksbackwithoutasecondthought.Iwasso excitedtostartreadingIstoppedatarestaurantontheway homefordinnerinsteadofcookingthemealIhad planned,andstayedupwaytoolateonceIgothome reading.Icouldn’tputitdown.Thestory,characters,and thegreatwritinghadmereadinglinesoutloudtomythree dogsandwishingthatonedayIcouldmeettheauthorjust soIcouldtellherhowmuchIenjoyedit.Igottomeet

Lesleyacoupleofyearsagoandletmetellyou,she’snot onlyoneofmyfavoriteauthors–butoneofthecoolest ladiesI’veevermet.

It'smyhonortofeature Lesley Kagen thismonthin

WELLREADsolet’sgetstarted!

LesleyKagenisanactress,sought-afterspeaker,and award-winning,NewYorkTimesbestsellingauthorof ninenovels. WhistlingintheDark (2007), Landofa

HundredWonders (2008), TomorrowRiver (2010), Good Graces (2011), Mare'sNest (2012), TheResurrectionof TessBlessing (2014), TheUndertakingofTessla (2014), TheMutualAdmirationSociety (2017),and EveryNow andThen (2020).

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Shewaiteduntilraisingherchildrentowriteherfirst novel,WhistlingintheDark—whichwasontheNew YorkTime’sBestsellerList,receivedtheHonorBook AwardfromtheMidwestBooksellersAssociation,and wasselectedasaBookSensePickforthemonthofMay, aswellasaFeaturedAlternatebyDoubleDayBookClub, TheMysteryGuild,andTheLiterary.Sheisthemotherof two,grandmotheroftwo,andlivesinahundred-year-old farmhouseinasmalltowninWisconsin.

BeforewestarttalkingaboutLesley’sbooks,Iwanted toknowmoreabouthertimebeforeshebecamea publishedauthor.

“So,isittrueincollegeyoumajoredinradioand television?”

Lesley,“Well,IactuallythinkIhavetherecordatthe UniversityofWisconsin,Milwaukee,forthemostamount ofchangesintermsofdeclaringamajor.Ididn'tknow whatthehellIwantedtodo.IknewthatIcouldn'tdo anythingthatinvolvedmath,becauseIliterallyhaveno leftsidetomybrain,apparentlysothatwasout.Iwentto schoolthinking,Well,Idon'tknow,I'lljustgoandsee whathappens.”

Lesleywantedtobeachildpsychologistbutshedidn’t thinkshecouldpassthestatisticstest.Soshethought she’dbeateacher,untilherfirststudentteachinggig.She

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couldn'ttakeit.Itwasinareallytoughneighborhoodin Milwaukeeandthekidsweresopoor.

“Ijustgottoosad.SoIthought,I’lldoart.Ilikeart! ButIcan'tdrawalick,soIdon'tknowwhatpossessedme thereandthenoutoftheblue—Imetthisguy.Youknow howthatgoes.”

Welaughed,becauseyesIdo.

“Hewastheprogramdirectorofthefirstunderground rockandrollradiostationinthecountrywhichwasin Milwaukee.WefellinloveandallthatandthenImoved in.HewasaDJandinordertobeonair,hehadtohave anFCClicense.Well,hefailed.Ifhewasgoingtomake anymoneyandstayatthegigIhadtogetmylicenseand staywiththemwhilehewasdoinghisshow.”

Soshedid.Forawhilesheansweredthephonesanddid someotherbehindthesceneswork,butwhenthewoman whowasgoingtodothemorningshowdefectedandwent tothecompetingradiostation,Lesleywastoldshe’dhave totakeherplace.

“Iwaslike,what?”Lesleylaughs.“ButI'lltellyou, Mandy,thesecondIopenedupthatmicrophoneIknew exactlywhatIwantedtodo.Fromthereitjustwentkind ofnuts.WhenImovedouttoLosAngelesIgothiredbya hugeretailrecordstorecalledLicoricePizza,whichis whatthemoviewasnamedafter.Ibecamethevoiceof LicoricePizzaandeverycommercialstartedoutwith,‘Hi.

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It'sLesliefromLicoricePizza’andIbecameoneofthose peopleyouhate.YoucouldnotturnonyourradioinLos Angelesduringthosedayswithouthearingmyvoice.

“Iwroteallthespots,produced,andwasthevoicefor abouttwentycommercialsperweek,andIdidthatfor abouttenyears.ButinthemeantimeIwasalsoacting.I didlotsofoncameracommercialsandvoiceoversfor moviesandcartoons,regularTV,andradio.”

I’dreadthatshewasinanepisodeof Laverneand Shirley soIaskedheraboutthat.

“Oh,yeah,Iwas,”shelaughed.“Iwasveryexcited whenIgotcast.Theepisodeiscalled TakeTwo,They're Small.Alotofactressesweren'tthatexcitedbecausethey calleditLaverneandSurly.PennyMarshallwasfantastic butCindyWilliamsnotsomuch.Ididsomemoviesofthe week,little,tinyparts.MostlyImademylivingdoing voiceoversandcommercials.Ihavethatkindofface whereI'mnotsogorgeousthathousewiveswon'tbuythe product,butnot,youknow,sounattractivethatpeoplego -Don'tlook,Marvin!

ButIwasthatkidwhoeverybodythoughtwasgoingto growuptobeawriter.Aseasyasmathcomestosome kids,writingcameeasyforme.Iwasnotevenconscious ofit,totellyouthetruth.Istartedoutprettyyoung.”

Infourthgrade,Lesleyenteredthispoemintoher Catholicschool’spoetrycontest:

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I'mthesun,Iaminthesky, andverysoonI'lltellyouwhy Godmademeandputmethere forallofyou,mylifetoshare.

Iglowlikeemeraldsinthesky, andmaybeRuby'sdippedanddye.

I'mveryhot,asyouwellknow.

Godmademejust….

“Okay.Sothethingis,Iwasaprettycageykid.I figuredoutthemoretimeyoumentionedGodyou're gonnadogoodataCatholicschool.Iwonasilverdollar. AndI'mtellingyou,in1959thatwastonofdough.”

Lesleywashookedandthefollowingyearshewrotea scriptforapopularTVshow, 77SunsetStrip.

“Iwroteaboutthiscatthatsmuggledjewelsinitscat collar,”Lesleycoversherfacewithherhands.

“Clever,”Ilaugh.

“Right?So,Iwroteitalldown,putinanenvelope,took ittomymother,andaskedifshecouldpleasesenditto Hollywoodforme.Blessher!Shesentit.Ispentevery FridayinfrontoftheTVwaitingtoseethecatwitha jewelnecklace.Ofcourse,thatneverhappened,butIdid getan8X10glossypictureofEdCookieBurns.”

Lesleycontinuedtowritethroughhighschooland college,mostlyskits,andthencommercialsfortheradio

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station.

OnceLesley’schildrenleftthenest,shedecidedto writeanovel.Whenitwasreadytosendoutsherealized thereweresomemajordifferencesbetweenthe entertainmentbusinessandpublishingbusiness.

“Backthenyouhadtogothroughatraditionalhouseto getpublished,whichmeantyouhadtohaveanagent.I hadagentsmyentirelife.SoIwaslike,Oh,okay,nobig deal.Ithought-Oh,whatabreeze!I'llgetone immediately.Neverhadaproblemgettinganagent before,”Lesleylaughs.

“Whistling wasrejectedonehundredandfifty-onetimes beforeIlandedanagent.Iwasusedtogettingrejectedfor commercialsoranactingjob.Itwasn'tthatbigadealto me,becausesomuchofitisbasedonspecificlooksandI knowI'mtalented.IalsoknowI'mareallyfantasticwriter -IknowthestuffI'mnotgoodateither-butwhenmy bookgotrejectedforrepresentation,Iwasdevastated.The rejectionfactorthatIlearnedtocopewithactingdidnot applytowriting.AtfirstIdidn'tunderstandwhy,andthen Irealizeditwasbecausemy heart wasinthepagesofthe novel.

TherejectiondevastatedmeuntilIjustreachedacertain point,andthenyouknowwhat?Wecanonlyabsorbso muchpain.ButIdidhavethatpointwhereIthought, okay,whenshouldIstoptorturingmyself?Iguessatagent

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151.”

Wewentontotalkabouttheflipsideofwhatit’slike beinganauthor.Thebusinesspartthatnoonereallytalks about.

“Itisverydifficulttobeanindependentcontractor.You know,wearesmallbusinessowners.Imean,yes,there's lotsoffreedom,andit'swonderful,butthereisnota guaranteedpaycheck.It'salwaysahustleandalotof work.Yes,thereareelementsofitthatarewonderful.I mean,Igottobecreativemyentirelife.That'sprettycool, butalsoit'sscaryashell.

Iwanteverybodytowrite.Itrulydo,butIdon'twant everybodytopublish.Idon't.It'snotforthefaintofheart. IcanrememberwaybackwhenIreadAnnLamott’s, Bird byBird,whichisoneofmyfavoritewritingbooks.She hasasentenceinthebookthatsays,‘Listen,don'tbetoo excitedaboutgettingpublished.It'sreallynotwhatit's crackeduptobe.’

Ithoughtthatjustcan'tbetrue.Itcan'tpossiblybe–but itis.It'sreally,reallytrue.

Quitehonestly,Mandy,nobodyinthisentirebusiness knowsexactlywhat'sgoingon.Publishingisoneofthe worstbusinessmodelsI'veeverbeenexposedtoinmy life.

Theygivesomepeoplehugeadvances–butwhatabout alltheotherwriters?Ihadafriendwhoreceivedan

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obsceneadvanceandthentheydidn'tbotheratalltoreally advertiseormarketthebook.Howdoeswork?Howdoes thatmakesense?

Thatwouldbelikeopeningarestaurantandthennot tellinganybodyaboutit–notgivingthemtheaddress.

Thatisnotagoodbusinessmodel,it'shorrendous.”

Lesleyhassomegreatadviceforwriterswhodecideto self-publish,“Behappythatyoucreatedsomething.Tobe areallysuccessfulself-publisher,youhavetoknowan awfullotaboutmarketing.Itcostsahugeamountof money,andontopofthatyou’vegottounderstandhow manybooksareouttherenow.It'sreallyimpossible,I think,inmanyways,forpeopletodowellfinancially.Just knowthatgoingin.”

Lesleysaysthemisconceivedideasthatpeoplehaveare heartbreaking.

“I’vepublishedeverypossibleway.I'veevenselfpublished,andI'vealsogonewithaboutiquepublisher. I'vegottentothepointnowwhereifsomebodycomesto meandasksaboutapublisher,I'mnotgonnalietothem. Myallegianceismoretoasisterwriterthanitistoa publisher.”

“Weneedmorepeoplelikeyou,”ItoldLesley.

“Well,wemightneedmorehonestyamongstwriters,” wasLesley’sreply.“It'sahard,cold,cruelworld,yetI wanteverybodytowritebecausethat'swherethepayoffis,

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andthat'swhatpeopledon'trealize.It’sthewritingthat meanssomething.Notbeingrichandfamous.

I’llwritecommercialstomakemoneybutwriting fiction…that’sforme.”

Lesleyalsokeepsithonestinherwritingevenwhenshe hastofightforit.

In Whistling thereisaperipheralcharacterwhoisgay. Thenovelissetin1959andthetwomaincharacters,two younggirls,repeatwhatthey’veheardandrefertothe characterasahomo.Theyhavenoideawhattheword meansthey’rejustrepeatingwhattheyheard.Lesley’s editortoldhershecouldn’tusethewordbecauseitwasn’t politicallycorrect.

“Iaskedher,whatwouldyoulikethegirlstocallBob?

Shesaidtheyshouldrefertohimasgay.Well,that’s absurdandit'shistoricallyinaccurate.That'ssomethingI feelverystronglyabout,thelet'srewritehistorybullshit. AmIrealpleasedwiththestuff,RobertE.Lee,did?No, butguesswhat–ithappened.Youcan'tpretendhedidn't doit.Youcan'tpretendthatdidn'thappen.Imean,that's absurd.Ifinallyworetheeditordownandshechangedit back.

So,Igetanothercopyofthestoryback.Well,there's anotherpointinthebookwherethegirlsareswingingona tireswing,andthecharactersaid,Oh,wewerehavinga gayoldtimenow.Whentheeditorwentback,shepressed

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replaceall.Sointhenewscriptitsaysthegirlswere havingahomooldtime.Istartedlaughingsohard, Mandy.IthoughtIcan'tevenbemadaboutthis,Ijust laughedandthought,well,thatputsadifferentslantonthe story.”

WhatisLesleyreading?

“YellowFace byR.FKuang.Everywriterontheplanet shouldreadit.Itsaysit'sasatireofthepublishing business,butIdon'tfindthatit'ssatirical.Ifinditpretty spoton.”

Shegoesontosay,“IknowthatI'mnotdiverse; diversityisthethingnow,andI'mveryhappyfordiverse people,andI'mveryhappyforeverybodygettingthat shot.Butthethingyou’vegottounderstandisthatyou couldwritethenext ToKillaMockingbird,anditwould beprettytoughtogetabookdeal.

I'mwritingsomethingnewthatIknowisnotpopular rightnow.Romanceispopular.Iwanttheoppositeend, bookswrittenforpeoplewhodon'tcareaboutromance anymore,youknow,whodon'tlookatpeoplegetting marriedandgoawwwwbutlookatpeoplegettingmarried andshout-run!”anothergreatLesleylaugh.

“Iwanttowritebooksforthosepeople.Thekindof booksthatmeansomethingtome,booksaboutwhat peoplearefeeling,notsomuchwhatpeoplearedoing.”

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IttookusfiveyearstoremodelHolleyHousefromtop tobottom-downtothestuds.Atonepoint,thecharredroof fellin,Motherhadanervousbreakdownonwhatisthe chapelfloor,andInearlywhippedthemeanestHonduran inNorthAmericaonthefrontporch.Thatwasthedaythat sheknewImightbemeanerthantherestoftheentire familyputtogetherbecauseIchasedhimaroundametal benderuntilIhadhimbackedintoacorner,andwhenI wasalmostdonegivinghimhellforscreamingat everyoneinthebuilding,Iwentinsideonlytocomeback outandgivehimsomemorehell.Ihavebeentoldyou couldhearmescreamingonEvergreenAvenue,thenext streetoverfromourhouse.Itwasnotmyproudest moment,butweestablishedapeckingorderand sometimesthatisnecessaryintheconstructionprocess.

Theremodelwasalaborofloveofblood,sweat,and lotsoftears,andeverydollarMothercouldgetherhands ontomakeitwhatwealwaysdreameditcouldbe,and everydollarIcouldgetmyhandsontocommutebackand forth,feedus,andbuyaccessoriesthatshesaidwecould skip,butIthoughtwerenecessary.Ihaveneverbeenmore broke,moreexhausted,orinmorepainthanIwasduring thoseremodelingyears.Iput60,000milesonmycar commutingtothejobsite.

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operatingaMerleNormanCosmeticsstorethathadan apartmentintheback.Itwasalotoftogetherness,more togethernessthanmyonlychildmakeupandherparticular personalitycouldmuster,butwepushedthrough.Unless somethingapocalypticoccurs,wedon’teverneedtolive togetheragain.Iwasgladtogethomeandshewasvery gladtoseemytaillights.WhenIvisit,whenwe’vehad enoughofeachother,Iknowitandhittheroad-she swearstheonetraitIinheritedfrommyfatherismy abilitytopackandleavewithintenminutes-Idisappear likeHoudini.

TheentiretimethatIwassonastythatdirtwascaked onmyface,orIwassosorefrommovingfurnitureor unloadingtractortrailerloadsofmattresses,Motherwas saying,“Whilewe’reatit,justonemorething.”IfMother wasaradiostation,“OneMoreThing”wouldbethe phrasethatpays.SheshouldhavebeenanOlympictrainer insteadofahotelierbecauseshecangetthat“onemore thing”outofyoubetterthananyoneIknow.

Thereareprobablynottwomorediametricallyopposed peoplethatexistintheuniversethanMotherandIare,yet somehow,wecangetthingsdoneaslongasoneofusisin chargeandoneofusisdoingwhattheyaretold.Youcan’t havetwochiefsandnoIndians,andourfamilyhasalotof chiefs.Lead,follow,orgetthehelloutofthewayisthe mottoinourfamily.Ifyoutakethelead,youneedtobe

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runningstrongoryouwillbetrampledbymy5’2” septuagenarianmamawhowilltaketheleadandmake youherunpaiddayworker.

Butthethingswedoagreeon?Webelieveinwork, hardwork,anddoingajobright.Wedon’tbringstore boughtfoodtofuneralsordinnersontheground,andwe alwayscookwaytoomuch.Webelieveinhavingclean baseboardsandorganizedpantrieseventhougheverything aroundusmightlooklikeit’sbeentossedintoGoodwill piles.Andwebelievethatavehicleisn’tproperlybroken inuntilithasatleast200,000milesonit.

Whatelsedoweagreeon?Weagreedwhilewewere remodelingHolleyHousethatitwouldbecomearefuge forwriters,artists,musicians,andpeoplelivingouttheir callinginlife,whateverthatmightbe.Weagreedthat thereshouldbeaplaceforreflectioninthehousewhere travelerscouldpray,meditate,andcollecttheirthoughts becauseyouneverknowwhatapersonisgoingthrough whentheyaretravelingandso,webuiltachapel.

WhenIfirstbroughtuptheideaofawritingretreatin 2018,Iwantedittobeaworkshop—verymuchlikethe onesIexperiencedatYaleinthesummers—aplacewhere peoplecouldcomeandrelax,buildacommunitywith otherwriters,killofftheirinnercritic,andfindtheir uniquevoices.WhenMandyandIspokeaboutme wantingtohostawritingretreat,shejumpedonboardand

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wecametogethertogivewriterstheverybestexperience wecouldimagine.

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Youareinvitedtocomekickoffyourshoes,watchme

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fightwithmyMotheroverwhetherornottoputthe barbequesauceonthemeatorontheside,youcanplan howyouaregoingtofeatureyourbookinWELLREAD withMandy,meetsomesouthAlabamalegends,andbe preparedtolaughandhavethetimeofyourlifelistening tostoriesaboutfunerals,robberies,andmurderson MurderCreekgonewrong.

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WHATAREYOUREADING?

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Somethingsyoucanneverchange. ThedaybeforeAgnesCookis goingtorevealhertimemachineto theworld,hermotherClaudiadies fromanapparentsuicide.Agnesis convincedthatifClaudiahadn't gottenpregnantasateenager,she wouldhavehadabetterlifeandwouldn'thavekilled herself.Agnes'loveforClaudiaissostrongshe'swilling tojeopardizeherexistencetosavehermother.Shegoes backintimetothenightherparentscreatedherandto stopthemfromhavingsex.Hermissionisasuccessbut notinthewaysheanticipated.

“Thebook’smostpowerfulcreation,theonethatinspired metokeepturningthepagescompulsively,turnedoutnot tobeatimemachine,buttherelationshipbetweena daughterandhermother,andthelengthstheywillgotoin ordertosaveeachother.”

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MurderUnderaWestern Moon byAbigailKeam

MonaMoonandhernewhusband, RobertFarley,DukeofBrynellethare abouttoboardanoceanlinertoMerry OldEnglandfortheirhoneymoon whenMonareceivesanurgent telegramfromRupertHunt,hereyes andearsintheMooncoppermines.

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SincethecopperminesarethefinancialbackboneofMoon Enterprises,Monahasnochoicebuttodropherplansandtravel toMontanaonthenexttrain.SheandRobertdescendintoa worldofseethingresentments,bitteraccusationsagainstMoon Enterprises,andbaddecisionsthatposeathreattoMona’s world.ShetravelsincognitotosearchoutthetruthofRupert’s allegationsagainsttheminingmanagement.Shemustdecideif Rupertistryingtopreventaninnocentmanfrombeinghungfor murderorifheispartofagrandioseplotagainsther.Afterall, MonahadbeenkidnappedbyRupertwhilesearchingforthe Swiftsilvermineayearago.Rupertisascoundrel,butMona hiredhimtobeherscoundrel.IsthisanotherofRupert’sgames?

Regardlessofthethreat,Monamustgettothebottomofit.

ThankgoodnessRobertisbyherside...orcouldRoberthave hisownagenda?

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"Thisbookisespeciallytimelyinthis volatileerawherelivingahealthy, meaningful,andupliftinglifeby understandingmoredeeplyone'sself andthusone'sabilitytodosomakes thisbookamust-read.Iwastouchedby thespecific,actionableinsightsand examplesAyeletBaronprovidestoput usonthatpath." -KareAnderson, Emmy-winningjournalist,authorand TEDspeaker.Kare'sTEDtalk(over2.5 millionviews)onOpportunityMakers TEDxtalkonmutuality,alsobooks: MutualityMatters and Opportunity Makers.

Throughalloftheknowingand unknowing,thevisibleandinvisible, factsandmystery,lossandgain,sanity, andinsanityofitall-youarehere.

Trekkingintotheunknowntakes couragebecauseitforcesyoutorealize howmuchyoudon'treallyknow.F*ck theBucketListinspiresyoutoask questions,digdeep,andcreateyourown meaning.Thestorystartsandendsat yourownpace.Thisisn'tjustanother self-helpbook,spiritualbook,or memoir-it'sanexperience,beyond categoriesandlabels,thataskseachof ustotapintotheuniversalwisdomthatsayswecanliveour livesourownway.servesyou.

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"AyeletBaronisfiercewithfaiththatto buckthesystemandtrustourheartsis anactofradicalself-care.Forgetfear, frustration,formulasandfalsebeliefs. Findfortitudewithinthesepagesto followyourhearttoamorefulfilling, healthfuture.Fullofprovocative questionsandexpeditions,F*ckthe BucketListfortheHealthConscious willreframeyoursenseofwhat's possibleforyourselfandourcollective courageousfuture."

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PopFlies,Robo-Pets,and OtherDisasters by Suzanne

Thirteen-year-oldSatoshi

Matsumotospentthelastthree yearslivinginAtlantawherehe wasthestarofhismiddle-school baseballteam--asluggerwithpro potential,accordingtohiscoach. Nowthathisfather'sworkinthe UShascometoanend,he'smoved

backtohishometowninruralJapan.Livingabroadhas changedhim,andnowhisoldfriendsinJapanare suspiciousofhisnewforeignways.Evenworse,his childhoodfoeShintaro,whosedadhastiestogangsters,is inhishomeroom.Afterhejoinshisnewschool'sbaseball team,Satoshihasachancetobeaherountilhemakesa major-leagueerror.

"Aheart-warmingstoryaboutabaseballplayerwho learnsthatteamworkismuchmoreimportantthanbeing thestaroftheteam.Ilovedthefamilydynamicsand depictionoflife,andespeciallybaseball,inJapan."--

ShaunaHolyoak,authorof KazuJonesandtheDenver Dognappers (Hyperion,2019)

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ThereareNo AnswersHere, OnlyQuestions:A Memoir

by

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ThereAreNoAnswersHere,OnlyQuestionsisbeautifully crafted,wise,humorous,touching,andinspiring.Perhaps oneofthemosthearteningquestionsinthebook:"Isit strengththatgiveshope,orhopethatgivesstrength?"

McIntyrerewardsthereaderwithageneroushelpingof both.” -JudyGoldman,authorof Child:AMemoir

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“RaymondL.Atkinsonceagain re�lectstheSouthandallits belovedcontradictionsinhisnew novelCAMPREDEMPTION. Beautifullycrafted.His storytellingisanartformonly foundinthebestSouthern literature.”

--AnnHite,authorofthe awardwinningGHOSTONBLACK MOUNTAIN

ThecandidpoemsinGiannaRusso’s OneHouseDownaregroundedin experiencesofambivalenceand oneness,notunlikethosewe sometimesfindintruelove.Russo ruminatesonthepastandscrutinizes thepresentinherhometownofTampa withhonestaffection,concern,anger anddelight.Sheasksanessential question:Howcanwetreasureaplace whosehistoryandvalueshave sometimessupportedinjustice?Andif thosewrongsarestillevidenttoday— thenwhat?WithfamilyrootsinTampa thatgobackoveracentury,Russo skillfullypursuesananswerinthese inventive,surprisingpoems.

“….ThepoemsinGerryLafemina’s newbookenchantthesensesand succeedinstoppingtime—oratleast pausingtime—sothatwemight examinethethingsofthisworldwith loveandintelligence,sothatwemight hearthemspeaktousagain.Whois thereamongreadersofpoetrythat doesnotwishforthisgift?”

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—JanetLowery,editorof BytheLight ofaNeonMoon

ReadWhatMagickMayNotAlteron aporchswingbyaliveoakifyoucan. ThislayeredSouthernfantasyisunlike anyyou’vereadbefore.Realworld issuesliketheprevalenceoftheKKK, sexualassault,manslaughter, alcoholism,andcomplexfamily dynamicsmovetheplotinto emotionallytreacherousandpainfully realplaces.TwinsistersLulahandVi anchorthisstoryofamagicallygifted familytoldthroughpoetry.Setinearly nineteen-hundredsLouisiana,the choicetotellthisstoryinversesetsit apart,makingitfeellikeaspellbook oramanifestoattimes.

MADVILLEPUBLISHING seeksoutandencouragesliterarywriters withuniquevoices.Welookforwriterswhoexpresscomplexideasin simpleterms.Welookforcriticalthinkerswithatwang,alilt,oraclick intheirvoices.Andpatois!Weloveagoodpatois.Wewanttohearthose regionalismsinourwriters’voices.Wewanttopreservethesoundofour historiesthroughourvoicescompleteandhonest,dialectalfeaturesand all.Wewanttohighlightthosefeaturesthatmakeourculturesspecialin waysthatdonotfocusondivision,butrathershineanappreciativelight onourdiversity.

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MurderUnderAWesternMoon:A1930s MonaMoonHistoricalCozyMystery Book11 (AMonaMoonMystery)
MonaistheAmerican PhyrneFisher!
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AllNight,AllDay:life, death&angels by Susan Cushman

ComingJune20,2023from MadvillePublishing

AllNight,AllDayisan inspirationalcollectionof personalessays,stories,and poemsbyoutstandingwomen authorswhowriteaboutthe appearanceofthedivineintheir

lives.Someoftheseangelscometosavealifeorchangea flattire.Someappeartowarnpeople,tellthemwhattodo, suggestmorevegetablesandmaybebettershoes.

Contributors:CassandraKing-SuzanneHenley-River Jordan-SallyPalmerThomason-NatashaTretheweySonjaLivingston-JohnnieBernhard-Frederica

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Tell-TaleBones:ASarah BoothDelaneyMystery by CarolynHaines

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TidalFlats:ANovel(Sense ofSelf,Deconstructed Lovers,Choices) by

Inthiselegantandhonestnovel,a youngcouplemustnavigatethat finelinebetweenthethingstheywantforthemselvesand thethethingstheywanttogether,anditappearseachwill havetomakeachoice―thepersontheyloveorthelife theywant.

MaryCassattMiller,thedirectorofanAtlantahomefor olderwomen,andfamousphotojournalistEthanGraham wantalifetogether.DespiteEthan’sworktakinghimto thestreetsofAfghanistan,heagreesthatafterthreeyears, hewillstoptraveling.

But,nineweeksbeforetheirthirdanniversary,Cassis unsurewhetherEthanwillevergiveuptheworkheloves. Astheclockcountsdown,itdoesn’thelpthatSinger,the artist-bartender,isalwaysinAtlanta,andtheenthralling Setara,thesubjectofEthan’smostfamousphotograph,is alsohisbusinesspartner.

AnewdangerinAfghanistanchangeseverything.

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WalkingTheWrongWayHome by MandyHaynes

Spanningnearlytwentydecades, thestrugglesandvictoriesthese charactersfacearetimelessasthey allworktowardsthesamegoal.A placetofeelsafe,aplacetocall home.

SharpasaSerpent'sTooth:Evaand otherstories by Mandy Haynes

Eachstoryfeaturesafemale protagonist,rangingfromtento ninety-fiveyearsofage.Setinthe south,you’llfollowtheseyoung womenandgirlsastheylearnthat they’restrongerthantheyever thoughtpossible.

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“DearGod…andJesusandMary…” Eventhougheleven-yearoldOlivia israisedSouthernBaptist,shelikes tocoverherbaseswhenaskingfora favor.UnlikeherbrotherOliver,she struggleswithkeepinghertemperin checkandstayingoutoftrouble.But Oliverisdifferent,andinthesummer of’72heprovestoOliviathere’s magicineverything-it’suptousto seeit.

WorkInProgress editedby Mandy Haynes

Haveyoueverfinishedabookand wondered,"Whatmadetheauthorthink ofthat?"Orwonderediftherewasa chapterintheoriginalmanuscriptthat didn'tmakeitthroughthefinaledits?

WorkInProgressincludesfifty-nine excerptsfromsometalentedauthors' worksinprogressindifferentstagesof thewritingprocess,followedupwith thestorybehindthestoryofthepiece, andthestorybehindtheauthorwho wroteit.

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INSIDEVOICES

“Whenwe'rebothwriting,ourhouseisquiet--whichisconducive togettingworkdone.Andsincenovelwritingisaverysolitary endeavor,it'scomfortingtohearsomeoneelseclackingawayin thenextroom…”

RobertGwaltneyandJeffreyDaleLofton interviewStevenRowley,authorof The Celebrants, andByronLane,authorof Big GayWedding

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Byron Lane and Steven Rowley

StevenRowleyisthebestsellingauthorof Lilyandthe Octopus, aWashingtonPostNotableBookof2016, The Editor, namedbyNPRandEsquireMagazineasoneofthe BestBooksof2019,and TheGuncle,aGoodreadsChoice Awardsfinalistfor2021NoveloftheYearandwinnerof The22ndThurberPrizeforAmericanHumor.Hisfiction hasbeenpublishedintwentylanguages.Hislatestnovelis TheCelebrants.

ByronLaneisanauthor,playwright,andscreenwriter.His latestnovel, BigGayWedding,isaboutafamilyandsmall townforeverchangedbyagaymarriage.Hisdebutnovel iscalled AStarisBored,aboutanuptightcelebrity assistantstrugglingtomanagehiseccentricmoviestar boss,inspiredinpartbyLane'stimeasassistanttobeloved actressCarrieFisher. TheNewYorkTimesBookReview hails:“Wildlyfunny.”And People magazineraves: “Funny,dishy,deeplyaffectionate...theforceiswithhim.”

InsideVoices(Jeffrey): Okay,guys!AllT,noshade. What'slifelikeinatwo-authorhousehold—especially giventhatyoubothhavenovelscomingoutatthesame time?

Byron: Don'tbelievetherumors!It'sallloveoverhereat ourhouseinPalmSprings!Forme,it'sagreathelpto

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haveStevenaroundforadviceaboutwritingandthe business.Andwegettobetogetherforafewbooktour events.

Steven: Ithinkalotofpeopleassumeitwouldbea nightmare,butwe'reactuallynavigatingitreallywell! Whenwe'rebothwriting,ourhouseisquiet--whichis conducivetogettingworkdone.Andsincenovelwriting isaverysolitaryendeavor,it'scomfortingtohear someoneelseclackingawayinthenextroom.(Byroncan rebut--IamaLOUDtypist--especiallywheninspired!) Nowourbiggestfightsareovertheringlight,andwho getstouseitifwehaveZoomeventsatthesametime.

InsideVoices(Robert): Steven,Iamahugefanofyour writing,andIamlookingforwardtoreadingyourlatest book.Tellusaboutthenewnovel, TheCelebrants.

Steven: TheCelebrants isthestoryofagroupofcollege friendswholoseoneoftheirowntosuicideontheeveof theirgraduationin1995.Convincedthattheirfriend wouldhavemadeadifferentchoiceifhehadknownhow muchhewasloved,theymakeapacttoreassembleat eachfriend'slowestpointinlifetothrowtheir"funeral" whiletheyarestillalivetobecelebrated.Overtheyears, theircelebrationsgoabitofftherailsuntilonememberof thegrouphasacrisisthatmightupendtheirpactforgood. It'skindofamodernspinon TheBigChill.

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InsideVoices(Jeffrey):AndByron,yournewnovel Big GayWedding. Tellusaboutit.

Byron: BigGayWedding isaboutaconservativesmall townmomwhorunsarescuefarmformisfitanimals, clashingwithhergaysonwhowantstohavehiswedding onthefamilyfarm.It'samodernretellingof Fatherofthe Bride,butinsteadofafather,it'samother,andinsteada brideit'stwogrooms. EntertainmentWeekly callsit "hilarious,"Booklistsaysit's"wild...neverletsup."anda fewreadershavesaidit'salovelytearjerker.

InsideVoices(Robert): Yournovelsaresopoignantand humorous.Howdoesyourwritingreflectyourpersonal worldviewsandframesofreference?

Steven: HumoristhewaytosurviveeverythingandI thinkthat'sverymuchreflectedinmywriting.Buthumor writingisseriousbusiness!Onejoketoomanyanditcan throwoffanentirescene.Conversely,ifyougotoolong withoutallowingthereadertotakeabreaththrough laughter,thatcanweightasceneinaverydifferent direction.Iworkveryhardtofindaprecisebalancethat feelslikelifeitself.AndearlierthisyearIwasveryproud towinthe22ndThurberPrizeforAmericanHumor,which ItakeasvalidationI'mdoingsomethingright.

Byron: Ifindthathumorandheartmirrorreallife.Tough thingshappeninlifeandifwecanfindsomelaughterinit,

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trulythat'sgreatmedicine!

InsideVoices(Jeffrey): Writingsooftenmeanshours spentsequesteredbehindcloseddoors,missingfriends' birthdayswhenyou'reondeadlineorcarvingoutalone timesimplytoruminateonthatnextchapter.Howdoyou tapintothelargerwritingcommunityastheperfect antidote?

Steven: Thisiswhereit'sespeciallybeneficialtohavea littlewritingcommunityinourownhome.Byron understandsifIwanttoworkthroughdinner,orcancel movieplans,andvice-versa.Andit'sgreattobefriends withwriterswhohaveafootholdinPalmSpringswhere welive.Andsocialmediaisawindowintotheoutside world,andawaytosupportafriend'sworkevenwhen youonlyhaveaminuteortwotosendcongratulationsor composeaquickposttorecommendotherwritersand bookswelove.

InsideVoices(Robert): Nowthat TheCelebrants and Big GayWedding areoutintheworld,what’snext?

Steven: Booktourandthenworlddomination!Just kidding.JoiningourfriendsintheWGAonthepicketline ifthere'snotaquickresolutiontothestrike.Andthen maybeanap.

Byron: Stevenstolemyanswer!

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RobertGwaltney, awardwinningauthorof southernfiction,isa graduateofFloridaStateUniversity.HeresidesinAtlantaGeorgia withhispartner,whereheisanactivememberoftheAtlanta literarycommunity.Robert’sworkhasappearedinsuch publicationsasTheSignalMountainReviewandTheDeadMule SchoolofSouthernLiterature.Hisdebutnovel,TheCicadaTree, wontheSomersetAwardforliteraryfiction.

JeffreyDaleLofton,hailsfromWarmSprings,Ga.Hisyearstelling thestoriesofplaywrightsandscriptwriterstaughthimthepullofa powerfulstoryarc.Today,heisasenioradvisorattheLibraryof Congress,surroundedbybooksandpeoplewholovebooks. Red ClaySuzie ishisfirstworkoffiction,writtenthroughhispersonal lensgrowingupanoutsiderfiguringoutlifeandloveina conservativefamilyandcommunityintheDeepSouth.

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Anunashamedlyproud,loud, andhilariousnovelabouta smalltownthat'sforever changedbyabiggay wedding,perfectforfansof Red,White&RoyalBlue and TheGuncle

ABigChillforourtimes, celebratingdecades-long friendshipsandpromises-especiallytoourselves--by thebestsellingandbeloved authorofTheGuncle.

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ThePauper’sCemetery MicahWard

Thepauper’scemeterycrownsahillalongsideafenced dogparkandnoonepaysitanyattention.Thesecond headstonefromtheleftinthebackrowtiltsslightlytothe rightandhasnonameengravedonit.Iwishsomeone wouldstraightenthatparticularheadstone.Thecounty comesinafewtimesamonthandmowsthesparse patchesofgrassthatcheckerboardthegrounds.Butnoone straightensthesecondheadstonefromtheleftintheback row.

YouwalkbyalmosteverydayshepherdingFeefeethe lapdogtotheparkwheresherunsaroundsniffingother dog’sbuttsbeforeshesquatsinthegrassofftothesideof thetrail.Youlookaroundandpickitupifyouthink someoneiswatching.Youleaveitlayingthereifthey aren’t.Youneverglanceatthecemeterywhenyouwalk by.Youneverseethedogsthatlifttheirlegsanddesecrate

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thefencejusttomarktheirterritory.Feefeestopsand sniffsthough.Everytimeyouwalkby.

There’saquarryaboutfourmilesuptheroadfromthe pauper’scemetery.Therearefourheadstonesontheback rowinthecemetery.Doesonehaveanythingtodowith theother?No,Ijustlikepointingoutthesimilarityofthe numbers.Itgivesmesomethingtodofrommyperch besidethiswindow.Thebigtrucksdrivebygoingtoand fromthequarry.YouandFeefeewaitatthestoplight smellingthedieselexhaustandhearingthegearsgrind. Butdoyouevernoticethetrucks?Dothetruckdrivers noticethepauper’sgraves?Ioftenwonderifanyofyou sittingthereatthestoplight,waitingonittoturngreen, evernoticesthecemetery.Probablynot;youjustsitthere inyourworldtextingandchangingradiostationsand sippingyourlattes.Godforbidthatyouwouldeverlook overatthenamelessheadstonestoacknowledge somethingsofarremovedfromyourworld.

Doyouknowtheladywhocomestothecemeteryevery Sunday?Ibetyounevernoticedher.Ifyoudidyou pretendednottoseeherthesamewayyoupretendtonot seeFeefee’sdepositsinthegrass.I’veseentheladyinthe sunshineandI’veseenherintherain.Itcanbecoldorit canbehotandthewindcanbeblowinglikethebreathof hellbutshecomeseverySunday.Andsheputsfresh flowersatthebaseoftheheadstoneonthefarrightinthe

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frontrow.Iwonderifsheknowswhoislyingthereunder thatheadstone.Ifshedoesthenwhyistherejustacross engravedonitinsteadofaname?Andwhyisitinthe pauper’scemetery?Andifshedoesn’tknowthenwhy doesshebringflowerseverySunday?

Inoticeaparadeoflife’sactivitiesthatyoudon’t.You wouldn’thavebeenherethenightthefouryoungmen stoodonthesidewalknexttothecemeteryandexchanged fistfulsofdollarsandlittleplasticbags.YouandFeefee wouldhaveturnedandwalkedquicklyawaywhenthe voicesturnedmeanandtheaccusationsflew.You

wouldn’thaveseentheknifeandheardtheshoutsand curses.Sharpviolentmovementandoneofthoseyoung menbledhislifeoutonthesidewalkbeforethesunrose.

He’sundertheheadstoneontheotherendofthefrontrow fromwheretheladyputstheflowersonSundays.Ibetyou didn’tevennoticethestainsonthesidewalkthenextday whenyoutookFeefeetothepark.

Youprobablydon’tnoticetheerosioninthecornerof thepauper’scemeteryeither.It’sanarrowshallowrendin theearthworkingitswayunderthefenceontherighthandside.Theguywhocutsthegrassdoesn’tseemtopay itanyattentionsoIwonderhowbigitwillgetbeforethey doanythingaboutit.

Whatdoyounoticeinthepartoftheworldyouoccupy?

Doyounoticethehomelessguywhostandsonthecorner

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withhisbagsandhanddrawnsignbeggingforscraps?If youdid,wouldyoushowmercy?Doyounoticewhenthat guyatworkseemsdepressed?Doyounoticehiswife’s pictureisn’tonhisdeskanymore?Ifyoudid,wouldyou showconcern?Yeah,whatdoyounotice?

Didyounoticethelittlegirlwhostoodatthefence lookinginatthepauper’sgraves?Sheaskedherdaddy whowasburiedthere.“Nobodyimportant,”hesaid.And thentheywalkedoffwiththeirbigoverfedfatLabradorto thedogparkgate.“Nobodyimportant,”hesaid.Wellto hellwithhimthen.Theoneundertheheadstoneonthe rightsideofthefrontrowmustbeimportant.Aladyputs flowersthereeverySunday.

InoticealotbecauseIdon’thavemuchelsetodo, confinedasIamtomyownlittlepartoftheworld.Isee thedarkspotinthedogparkabouttwentyyardsfromthe backofthecemeteryfence.Youhaven’tnoticeditbecause youdon’tcomeouthereatnight.Youfailedtonoticethat thegatestotheparkdon’thavelocks.Theteenagers noticed.Sotheygointotheparkatnightandsitinthe darkspotdrinkingthegintheystolefromdaddyand smokingthepottheyboughtatschool.Sometimestheir clothescomeoffandsinsoftheflesharecommitted.But nobodynotices.

Thesunrisesandsets.Thewindblowsandtherainfalls andallofyouwalkbywithyourFeefee’sandFido’sto

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peeandpoopand“gooddoggy.”Ahawkridesthe thermals.Thequarrytrucksgobackandforthalldaylong droppingrocksanddirtandyoudon’tnoticebecause you’retoobusysittingtherereadingemailsatthe stoplight.Aspeoplegetsickandpeopledieandwarsare foughtandcalamitiesoccur,Iwonderhowmuchyou notice.Youcertainlydon’tnoticetheheadstoneinthe backrowthattiltstotheright.Andyouhavenoideathe impactononeoldsoulifyouwouldstepinandstraighten itup.

IwouldstraightenitifIcouldunleashthechainsofthis wheelchair.ButIcan’t,soIjustsithereatthewindow withablanketovermyuselesslegsandnoticethings.Do youwanttoknowaboutthethingsIhavenoticed?How abouttheonesInoticedbeforethiswheelchairexistence?

Inoticedtheflickerofthecandlelightfilteredthrough herhairasithungdownandshroudedmyfacewhenshe kneltovermeinbed.Inoticedthewayherbreathwould catchasherlipschasedmineinaraceacrosseachother’s bodies.Iwasnotinawheelchairthen.Icouldwalkand wewalkedeveryeveningandwenoticedthemusicfrom openwindowsintheneighborhoodjustsouthofLombard Street.

Doyounoticeanythingoutsideyourworldofportfolios andthenextdeal?Didyoueverwakeearlyandgazeata nakedwomanandnoticethewaythetinyhairsglintinthe

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morninglightalongthesmallofherback?Idid.AndI criedhallelujah.Andshegavemeherbenediction.

Iwasnotinawheelchairthen.Iwasyoung.Ipromised herwewouldgrowoldtogetherwhenneitherofuscould comprehendsuchathing.Andshepromisedshewould killusbothbeforethatfatebefellus.Shewasoptimistic likethat.

Inoticedthatthewindowofthisroomlooksoutover thepauper’scemetery.SoIinsistedthatitbemine.Do youevernoticemeatthiswindow?Ifyoudid,wouldyou wave?IfIwavedback,wouldyoucometovisit?Would youaskmeformystory?

Iwouldtellyouabouttravelswithnodestinations.I wouldtellyouaboutoddjobsandthehandoutsthatcame inbetween.Iwouldtellyouofthekindnesscontainedin otherpeople’ssofasandthoselittlehairsonthesmallof herbackintheearlymorningsunlight.Iwouldtellyou aboutlivinginblissfulignorance.Couldyoucomprehend suchhappinessagainstyourworldofmortgagesandstock optionsandgolfclubmemberships?

IwouldtellyouhowInoticedwhenshesleptlongerin themorningsandhowthesleepdidnotleaveherrested. HowInoticedwhenherbreathingstartedtolaboronthe climbfromtheparktothehousewherewesharedrooms withtheothersthatdriftedinandout.Iwouldtellyou howInoticedeverystepshedeclinedaswintergrewgray

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andhowshestoppedbreathingonalateafternoonduring thebloomofspring.Wouldyounoticethatthetelling woulddepleteme?

Doyouhaveawife?Haveyouhadseveral?Doyoustill noticeher?Doyouassumecountlessyearsbeforelivinga postponedbliss?

Isitinthiswheelchairandnoticeallthethingsthat happenaroundthepauper’scemetery.Irarelyspeakto anyonebecausenoonecomestovisitandnoonereally listenstowhatIhavetosay.Andnoonestraightensthe secondheadstonefromtheleftonthebackrow.Theone sheliesunder.

MicahWardisaretireewhowrites,runs,andenjoyscraftbeer incentralTennessee.Hisshortstorieshavereceivedthree HonorableMentionsattheLorianHemingwayShortStory competition.Anotheroneofhisstorieswasincludedintheshort fictioncollectionRemnantsandResolutionspublishedbythe ColoradoSpringsFictionWritersGroup.Micahwasnamedthe 2012ClubWriteroftheYearbytheRoadRunnersClubof Americaforhisnon-fiction.Hisarticlesandshortfictioncan alsobefoundontheMediumwebsite.

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BeastoftheMoment

LarryF.Sommers

Failinglightfellthroughthefrontwindow,warmeda degreeortwobythebrowndrapes.Highqualitytobegin with,thedrapeshadfadedhardlyatalloverthirtyyears.

Theyhadbeenagoodchoice,andCherylhadseenno needtochangethembecauseRobertwasgone.

Theneighborgirl,Hannah,stoodbythetable—neatly setforfour,thoughonlyCherylatethere—andgazed towardthebrickfireplace,whereAlicelayonthehearth, herinertwhiteformalmostcoveringthebraidedrug.

CherylkneltbesideAlice.Thedoglookedupather, chestnutirisesrimmingpoolsofblacknesswhosedepths Cherylcouldnotplumb.“She’ssuffering.”

“What’swrong?”askedthegirl.

“Oldage,that’sonething.”Cherylreachedforthe wickerseatofaladder-backchair.Sheroseslowly,putting toomuchweightonherarmandshoulder,butshecouldn’t helpthat.Atleastshecouldstillgetup.“Weknewthisday

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wouldcome.GreatPyreneesarepronetohipproblems.”

“Prone?”

“NowRobertisgone,”Cherylsaid,pantingfrom exertion.“I’mleftwithahundred-pounddogandnoway toputherinthecar.”

“I’llhelp.”

Cherylfinishedstandingup.ShelookedHannah’s slenderframeupanddown.“Ifearshe’dbetoomuch deadweightforthebothofus.”

“Dead?”

“Idon’tmeanAliceisdead.She’slimp,toowornoutto cooperate.Justalump,really.Alimplump.Butsheneeds thevet.”

“There’sanewone.Iheardhe’snice,”saidHannah.

Cherylhobbledtothetelephonetable.Sheliftedthe phoneandpunchedinthevet’snumber.Afterfourrings andaclick,anartificialvoicesaid,“Thankyouforcalling theWaukepacaPetClinic.Ourstaffarebusyhandling othercalls.”

Staff?Whendidtheyget“staff”?

“Ifthisisanemergency,hangupandcallthe EmergencyVeterinaryPractice.”Thevoicegavea Madisonphonenumber.“Otherwise,stayonthelineand. ..”

Cherylfrowned.

Hannahregardedherwithwideeyes.

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“They’veputmeonhold.”

“Oh.”Thegirlglancedatthegreatwhitecreature coveringthebraidedrug.“Ihopeit’snottoolong.”

“Hello,thisisthePetClinic.Howcanwehelpyou?”

Cherylsmiled.“Meghan,isthatyou?”

“Cheryl?Why,whoelsewoulditbe?”

“Therecordingsaysyouhavestaff.”

“Justme.IwashelpingDoctorPatelmanageaproblem cat.”

“Acat?DoctorWoodsonneverneededhelpmanaging.” “Coursehedid.Youjustdidn’tseeit.”

CherylrolledhereyesatHannah.

“Now,whatcanIdoforyou?”thereceptionistasked.

“I’mafraidwe’llneedahousecall,”Cherylsaid.“Alice isdown,andIcan’tcarryhertothecar.”

“Isn’tthereanybodywhocanhelpyou?”

“No,”Cherylsaid,withaglanceatHannah.“Notreally. WhenwegotAlice,thereweretwoofus.Wecouldlifther together.Butnow....”

“Iunderstand.”Meghan’svoicewassoft.“See,Dear, thingis,wedon’tdohousecalls.”

“Whendidthathappen?Dr.Nagelmadehousecalls.”

“Timeschange,that’sallIcansay.”

Shesoundsdefensive.

“Notevenforspecialcases?”

“Icanask,but—”

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“Dothat,Meghan.Please.AskDoctorPatel.”

“Holdon.”

CherylcaughtaglimpseofherselfandHannahinthe hallmirror,standingsidebyside,wearingidentical frowns.Thegirl’stakinghercuefromme.WhendidI becomesuchaworrywart?

Alicelayontherug,herpositionunchangedbuteyes closednow,themantelclocktickingoverherhead.Her leftforepawtwitched,signalingsleep.Goodforher.

Meghancameback.“Listen,Cheryl,here’sanumber. We’readvisingpatientswithimmobilepetstocallthe RollingVets.They’vegotafullyequippedvan.”Shegave thenumber.Cherylwroteitonapadofpaperbythe phone’schargingstation.

“Well,”Cherylsaid,“howfardotheyhavetocome?”

“They’reoutofMadison.Buttheyrespondreallyquick. Gotcellphones,youknow.”

“Oh,yes,everybody’sgotcellphones.”

Afewminuteslater,CherylcalledMeghanback.

“Hello,thisisthePetClinic.Howcanwehelpyou?”

“TheRollingVetsain’trolling.”

“Theyain’t—they’renot?”

“Notoutthisfar,”Cherylsaid.“Toolateinthedayto sendthevan.Theyofferedtocometomorrow.”

Therewassilenceontheline.

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“Meghan?Youthere?”

“Youdon’tthinkshecanwaittilltomorrow?”

Cheryltookadeepbreath.Sheclosedhereyesand counted.

“Cheryl,canAliceholduntiltomorrow?”

“No.She.Can.Not.”

“Well,there’stheEmergencyClinic—”

“They’reinMadison,too,andtheydon’tevenclaimto roll.”

Anexpelledbreathcamefromtheotherendoftheline. “Well,Idon’tknow—”

“Youlistenhere,Meghan.I’vegotanine-year-oldGreat Pyreneeswho’sunabletostandup.Sheissuffering,and somethingneedstobedone.”

“Whatdoyouwantmetodo?”

“Letmetalktothedoctor.”

Afterafewmoments,asuave,accentedvoicecameon theline.“ThisisDoctorPatel.HowmayIhelpyou?”

Cherylclosedhereyes.Don’tblowthis,he’syouronly hope.

“Doctor,whatmadeyoubecomeavet?”

“Pardon—”

“Whydidyouchoosetobecomeaveterinarian?”

“Well,thatshouldobvious,mydearlady.Iwantedto helpanimals.”

“Good.Rightanswer.I’vegotananimalthatneeds

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help.She’snotcomingtoyou,soyou’llhavetocometo her.”

“It’s—”Thedoctor’svoicefadedasheturnedaway fromthephone.“Whattimeisit?Wehave,let’ssee— okay,gotit.”HecamebacktoCheryl.“Ihaveonemore appointmenttodohere.Havepatience,andIwillcometo youinhalfanhour.”

“Thankyou,Doctor.”

Cherylreplacedthephoneinitschargingstand.She turnedhereyesuponHannah.“Thevet’scoming,”she said.

“That’sgood.”ThegirlkneltbyAliceandranher fingersthroughthethickwhitecoat.

“Don’tyouhaveabetterplacetobe?Aren’tyour friendsoutplaying?”

Hannahsighed.“Iguess.Ifyou’resureyoudon’tneed me.”

Cherylmusteredasmile.“It’sallright.Youmaygo.”

HannahgaveAliceatenderpat,gottoherfeet,and walkedoutthedoor.

DoctorPatelkneltbyAlice’shindquartersandmoved herhipswithbothhands.Thedogwhimpered.

“Mm.”PatelleanedforwardandlookedAliceinthe face.Thehipstressended,sheborehisscrutinycalmly.

HelookedupatCheryl.“Whydidyounotcallsooner?”

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Hisdarkeyes,almostlikeAlice’s,wereplacid,not accusatory.“She’shadsymptomsofhipdysplasiafora longtime,Ishouldimagine.”

“Wouldithavedoneanygood?Callingsooner?”Cheryl benttorubthedog’shead.“Theoldvetwasawareofher situation.She’sbeenlosinggroundformonths,andnowis whenshecouldn’tstandup.”

Thebrownyoungmangaveathinsmile.“Italways becomesdifficult,doesitnot?”

“Doesn’tgetanyeasierwhenyoureacheighty,either.”

Dr.Patelstood.“Icangiveherpillstoeasethepain. Butprobablynothingwillgetherbackonherfeet.Her hipsareusedup.Youcannotlifther.Itwouldtaketwo strongmen.”Hetippedhisheadtowardthewindow, wheresnowflakesdescended.“Soonerorlater,shewill needtogooutanddoherbusiness,youknow.”

“Yes.”Cherylrubbedherbrow.“Isee.”

Shegazedthroughthepaneatthewhiteflakes,then turnedbacktothevet.“Lookaroundyou,DoctorPatel. Whatdoyousee?”

Heglancedattheantiquesideboardwithachinaserving setdisplayedonitstop,notaspeckofdust;aneatrowof familypictureshungonthewall;acoffeetablewiththe currentissuesofSmithsonianandNationalGeographic.

“Iseeawell-orderedhome,”hesaid.“Evidenceofalife welllived.”

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“Yes.Andofenoughincometomaintaintheorder.”

“Ofcourse.”

“MylatehusbandandIbelievedinforesight.Planning. Care.Everythingwedidwas...deliberate.Notonething unplanned,unprovidedfor.

“Exceptthedogs,Doctor.Youwouldnotbelievethe paradeofhoundsandmuttstraipsingtheirinconvenient pawsthroughthisplace,yearinandyearout.Decadein anddecadeout.”

“Yourdogswereanelementofdisorder?”

Shelaughed.“Haveyoueverknownonethatwasnot, Doctor?Yousee,weloveddogssomuchthatwenever managedtogetanappropriatedogthatwouldfitour lifestyle.Wealwaysdoggedourselvesuponimpulse,not byreason.Wetookthebeastofthemoment.”

“Indeed.”HiseyesstrayedtoAlice,whonowsnored lightlyontherug.“Wasshe—?”

“Wewereinourmid-seventies.Humanesocietiesand rescueleaguesbegintolookaskancewhenyougrowold. Theyfeartoplaceananimalwith...short-timers.”

Thedoctornodded.

“Thereweresomepeopleweknew,whohadtogive Aliceup.Shewasonlyapupofaboutseventypounds,but weunderstoodshe’dgrowlarger.Andweknewhowold wewere.Butwewereseizedbythatblindirrationality. Sheneededus,weneededher.Thatwasalltherewastoit.

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Onlynow,Robertisgone.”

DoctorPatelbowedhisheadinsympathy.

“Thereisagirl,”Cherylsaid.“Asweetyoungthing, Hannah,wholikestovisit.Let’sdothisbeforeshecomes back.”

Thedoctoropenedhisbagandwithdrewasyringeanda smallbottle.

Therappingonthedoorframewaspersistent.

Cherylgroanedandlimpedtothedoor.Themorning sunshinemadehersquint.“Oh,it’syou.”Shelooked downatherlumpyoldbodywrappedinaclothhousecoat thrownoverhernightgown,hercallusedfeetinfuzzy slippers.“SorryI’minnostatetoinviteyouin.”

“Ofcourseyoucan,”saidHannah.Shemarchedpast Cherylandintotheliving-diningroom.Cherylhadno choicebuttofollow.

“Now,younglady—”Hannahstoodbythetable,staring downatthehearth,wherepoorAlicehad....

“MamasaidIshouldcomeoverandkeepyoucompany. Shesaidyou’dbelonesome.Yourfacelooksfunny.”

“I’msorry,”Cherylwhimpered.“I’mnotmyself.Can’t seemtostopcrying.”Tearswelledfromherswolleneyes andleakeddownherface.ShepulledaKleenexfroma boxandwipedhercheeks.

“Alicewasold.Itwashertimetogo.”

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Cherylnodded,unabletospeak,asthetearskept rolling.

“Mamasaysthreedaysisenough.Yougottoget dressedandgoout.”

Cherylstaredatthechild,soseriousandadult.“You’re tenyearsoldandyoudon’tknowwhatyouareasking.”

“YesIdo.I’maskingyoutogetdressedandgoout.”

“Why?Whateverfor?”

“Because,”saidHannah,settinghermouthinahard line.

“Everyonewhowasdeartomeinthisworldisgone.”

Cherylraisedherhandtothesnow-cladwindow,asifher dearoneshadescapedthroughit.“Mostofthemgone longago.Robertheldoutlongerthanmost.Thenitwas onlyAliceandme.Nowshe’sgone,too.”Shesniffledand usedtheKleenextowipehernose,awarethatshewas sellingself-pitytoaninnocentchild.Shesimplydidn’t care.“Soyousee,there’snoreasontogoanywhereordo anything.”

“Doesn’tmatter.Mamasaysyougotta.”

“Beenwonderin’whenyou’dshowup,”saidClarence Bennisonasherangupherpurchases.“Afterall,a person’sgottoeat.YouusuallycomeonMondays.”He slidaboxofchamomileteaacrossthescanner,andit madeacomfortinglittlebeep.

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“Hadsometroubleovertheweekend,”Cherylsaid.

“Heardaboutyourdog.Toobad.”

“Thankyou.”

“Wegetsoattachedtothemandall.”Hestuffedherfew itemsintoabrownbag.“Stillandall,it’snicetoseeyou backincirculation.”

“Wellandgood,butwhoknowshowmuchlonger?”

“Aw,now,don’ttalkthatway.Wantsomehelpgettin’ themgroceriestoyourcar?”

“No,thanks.IthinkIcanmanage.”

Atleastshecouldstillwalkandcarryasackoffood.

SheshuffledoutthedoorofBennison’sStoreandacross thesmallparkinglottowardherBuickLaCrosse.She watchedherfur-bootedfeetassheprogressedstepbystep, avoidingicypatchesasbestshecould.

Shereallydidn’tknowwhyshewasbotheringtostock upongroceries.Therewasnoreason,really,togoout.It wasjustthattheneighborgirlhadbeensoinsistent.

Anearbysquealofover-revvedtiresstartledher.A hard-luckFord,itsfendercrumpledandtaillightpatched withredplastictape,bouncedoutofthelot,turnedright, rumbledawaydownthestreet.

Cherylfrowned.Beafinethingifthatnoisehad knockedmeoffmypins!

Shakingherhead,shereachedhercar.Sheopenedthe backdoorandplacedthebrownbagonthefloorbehind

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thedriver’sseat.Shewasabouttoopenthedriver’sdoor whenahigh-pitchedsoundmadeherlookupagain.

Onthesnowbankleftbytheparkinglotplowsata brownpaperbagliketheoneshehadjustdeposited;this one,however,rustledonawindlessday.Thesharplittle soundcameagain,awhine.

Gingerly,soasnottoloseherbalance,shestepped forward,tippedthetopedgeofthebag,andlookedinside.

Itwasapuppy.“Ooh,whoareyou?Howdidyoucome here?”Sheglanceddownthestreettowherethebattered Fordwasturningthecorner,headedforthehighway.

Thetinythinginthebagwriggled,itseyesclosed.Its mouthworkedconstantly,automatically.

Sheliftedtheballoffur,tuckeditinhercoatnexttoher warmth,andgotinthecar.

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LarryF.Sommerswriteshistoricalfiction,seekingfresh meaningsinourcommonpast.Hisdebutnovel,PriceofPassage, cameoutinAugust2022.HewonHonorableMentioninThe SaturdayEveningPost’s2018GreatAmericanStoryContestfor “TheLion’sDen,”ataleofchildhoodinthe1950s.Heedited TheCongregationalist,anationalquarterlymagazine,from2009 to2016andworked23yearsasawriter,editor,photographer, writingcoach,andpublicaffairsconsultantinafast-paced environmentpunctuatedbycrisiscommunicationevents.He blogsweeklyathttps://LarryFSommers.com.AVietnam-era veteranoftheU.S.AirForce,heisactiveinchurchworkand belongstotheSonsofNorway,theAuthorsGuild,theWisconsin WritersAssociation,andtwolocalwriters’critiquegroups.He livesinMadison,Wisconsin,withhiswifeanddog.

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Chaos

RichardStimac

“Chaosissimplyorderwedon’tunderstandyet,” Crystalsaid.Sheloungedontheredcouchthatsheand herhusbandmovedtothemiddleofthelivingrooman hourago.

Shebalancedastemlesswineglassofchardonnayon herrightknee.

“LookwhatIcando,”shesaid.

Mark,herhusband,tapedthebottomofaboxtogether. “It’syourcouch,”hesaid.

“No.It’syours.”

“Wediscussedthisalready.”Marktossedanothertaped boxwithadozenormoreothersscatteredwherethe diningroomtablehadbeen.

Outside,alatedepressionfromthearctictormentedthe heartland.AnafternoonAprilraintappeditsmorsecode againsttheglassofthewindow.Noonedecipheredit. Soon,therainturnedtoice,thentheice,tosnow.Beneath allbeautyisdanger.

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“WhatcanIdo?”Crystalliftedherwineglassasifina toast.

“Youcanstartputtingbooksintheboxes.”

“What?”

“Thebooks.Intheboxes.”

Crystalfinishedthewhitewine.

“Imeantthisafternoon,”shesaid.

“Ishouldhaveknown.”

“Don’tbenasty.”

“Trustme.I’mnot.”

Marksettwoboxesinfrontofasmallsetof bookshelves.Heheldtwobooksintheair.

“Anyoftheseyouwant?”hesaid.

“Youwerethereaderbetweenthetwoofus.”

Crystalwasinthekitchenrefillingherwine.

“Istillamareader.”

Thewifeofthiscoupleleanedagainstthekitchendoor frame.

“Whydoyoureadsomuch?”shesaid.

“Iliketoknowthings.”

“I’dliketoknowafewthingsthatmadesensewith eachother.”

“Themorethingsyouknow,themorethingsmake sense.”

“That,”thewifeofthecouplesaid,betweensips,“is

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nonsense.”

Bythistime,Markfilledoneboxwithbooksandbegan another.Crystalputthewineglassonthefloorandbegan tapingthefilledboxshut.

“Thishasn’tbeenchaotic,”herhusbandsaid.

“Ithankyouforthat.”

Theoneboxtaped,Crystalagainsippedher chardonnay.

“Whendowesignthepaperwork?”Thewomanbegan tobrushtheman’shairwiththebackofherhand.He

wavedheraway,asifherfingerswerefliesannoyinghim asheworkedinthegarden.

Crystalstoodbeforethenow-barewindows.

“It’sbeginningtofreeze.”

“Thetemperature?”

“Therain.”

Browfurrowed,CrystalspunonherheelstofaceMark.

“Ifyouthinklifehasnopurpose,”shesaid,“then you’reafool.”

“That’showIgetthroughlife.”

“Thinkinglifehasnomeaning,orbeingafool?”

“Both.”

Thesoundofthefreezingrainthuddedadeeperbass thantherain,themessagemadeclearer.Still,noone listened.

“Youshouldn’tdrivehome.”Crystalsatcross-leggedon thefloor.

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“Ican’tstayhere,”Marksaidashefoldedtheflapsof anotherboxfilledwithbooks.

Theroadsbegantotakeonaglimmer,beautiful,with streetlightsshimmeringasifaclearnightskyfelltothe ground.

Crystalwatchedherhusbandcontinuetoputonebook aftertheotherintoacardboardbox.Shethoughtofallthe boxeswithallthethingsnowgatheredinthedarkand sealedfrompryinghandsandsnoopingeyes.Eachbox neededunpacking.Theneachthingineachboxneeded exhumingandplacementinanewlocation.Buttonight, shewasstillmarriedwhilenaturebroughtitschaostothe world.Induetime,shewouldputthingsbackinorder.

RichardStimachaspublishedafull-lengthbookofpoetry Bricolage(SpartanPress),overfortypoemsinMichigan QuarterlyReview,Faultline,anddecember,andothers,nearly two-dozenflashfictioninBlueMountain,GoodLife,Typescript, andthreescripts.HeisapoetryreaderforArielPublishingand aprosereaderforTheMaineReview.Richardwillbeattending the2023KenyonReviewWritersWorkshop.

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HotChicken

(TheMostly-TrueStoryofHowHotChickenCametoBe) RitaWeltyBourke

ThorntonPrincewasapigfarmerwholivednorthof Nashville.Whenhisdailychoresweredone,heoftensat onhisporchandgazedatthelightsofthecity.Helistened tohispigsgruntingandoinkingastheysettleddownfor thenight,andhewatchedthelightstwinkleonandoff.He yearnedtogothere.

Hisgrandmotherhadbeenaslave,andshewouldhave beenthrilledtoownapieceoflandwhereshecould gardenandraisechickensandpigs.ButThorntonPrince wantedmore.Hewantedtostepawayfromthelifehe had.Hewantedtotastethepleasuresofcitylife.

InNashvilletherewasmusic,anddancing,andwomen. Therewerecityparks,andbars,andfoodhehadnever tasted.Therewereprettygirlswhowouldswingtheirhips andsmooththeirhairandsmilecome-hithersmiles.

Sohesoldhishogsandleftthatplaceandmovedto

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town.Lifeinthecitywasallthathe’dhopedfor,and more.

Thorntonwasahandsomeman,byallaccounts,with copperskinandpearlywhites.Soonhehadapartnerwho cookedhismealsandwashedhisclothesandwarmedhis bedatnight.Andhewashappy.

ButThorntonPrincewas,intheverydepthsofhisheart, awomanizer.Onewomanwasneverenough.

Theonewhocleanedhishouseandshinedhisshoes andironedhisshirtswasnotunawareofhisphilandering. ButshelovedherPrince,sosheborehisinfidelitiesin silence.

Untilonenight,justbeforedawn,hecamehomeand rousedherfromthebed.“Cookmeupsomebreakfast, Woman,”hesaid.“CookmeupsomeSouthernFried.”

Shesawthelipstickonhiscollar,smelledliquoronhis breath.Worsethanthat,shesmelledwoman.Shegotout herironskillet,dumpedgreaseinthepan,andturnedon theheat.Sheflouredthreechickenbreasts(Princewasa manwithaprodigiousappetite),addedsaltandpepper, thenlookedaroundherkitchen.Sheopenedhercupboard door.Insideshesawabottleofcayenne.Shetookitfrom theshelfandpoureditoverthechicken.Shesprinkled spicesontop.

Whilethechickencooked,shegotoutaplateforher lover-man,aloafofwhitebread,ajarofpickles.Anapkin,

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afork,andaknife.

Thechickenturnedacrispyred.Sheaddedmorespices, andwhenthechickenwasdone,sheplaceditonslicesof bread,toppeditwithpickles,andsetitinfrontof Thornton.Heatethefieryblend.Hislipsbegantoburn. Hiseyestowater.Hisnosetorun.Sweatbeadspopped outonhisforehead.Hekepteating.

Helikedthechicken.Likeditsomuch,whenhehad polishedoffthethreebreasts,hewondered:wouldothers likeittoo?

Hewenttobedandhisstomachburnedandhismind whirled.Whatspiceshadsheadded,hewondered?She wouldn’tsay.

Theverynextmorninghetookthespicesfromthe cabinetandbegantoexperiment.Itwasn’tlongbeforehe hadperfectedthehotchickenrecipe.

ThorntonPrinceopenedhisBar-B-QChickenShackin 1945.SoonpeoplewerewaitinginlineforHotChicken servedonwhitebreadwithasliceofpickleontop.These werethedaysofJimCrow,butthingswerereversedatthe ChickenShack.Blackscameinthefrontdoor,whitesthe back.

Andtherewereplentyofbothcolor:Nashvillemayors, GrandOleOprystars,musicians,singers,ordinarypeople. Onoccasion,therewereevenfamouschefs.In2009

JamesBeardvisited,ateHotChicken,andgaveitoneof

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hisAmericanClassicsAwards.

CustomersareoftenrenderedspeechlessbyThornton’s HotChicken.Theycough,theytearup,theytoweloff. Theykeepeating.Theycomebackformore.

TodayyoucanorderThornton’sHotChickenon CharlotteAvenueandonNolensvillePike.There’sevena Prince'sHotChickenFoodTruckon6thAvenueSouth.

RestaurantsacrossAmericanowserveHotChicken,but thereisnosubstitutefortherealthing.

Tryit.You’llloveit.Andyou’llsoonbebackformore.

RitaWeltyBourkeistheauthorofIslomanesofCumberland IslandandKylie’sArk:TheMakingofaVeterinarian,aKirkus’ BestIndieBookoftheYearSelection.Shehaspublishedover fortyworksoffictionandnon-fictioninliterarymagazines includingTheNorthAmericanReview,CimarronReview, LouisianaLiterature,Shenandoah,Witness,andtheBlack WarriorReview.Oneofherstories,GunnisonBeach,hasbeen includedinananthologyentitled“Naked”compiledbySusan Zakin.FivehavebeennominatedforPushcartprizes.Heressay entitled“TheLarryBrownDiscoveryTour,”originallypublished inTheChattahoocheeReview,appearsintheonlinejournalThe SmartSet.

Ms.Bourkewasasemi-finalistintheFaulknerWords&Music LiteraryContestforNovel-in-Progressin2004,2005,and2006. ShewasafinalistinAmerica’sBestShortFictionContestin 1994.

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Sour-Cherries forMihaela AnaDoina

Thegatetoyourgardenstillsqueakstheloudsi-do, therestillisawoodenbenchnearthewroughtirontable underthesour-cherrytree,andblossomingroses.I thoughtfifteenyearswouldhavebeenlongenoughtime toforgetallthesmallendearingdetails.

Thesun,anupturnedhoneyjar,glazesthedayasitdid eachJuly.Yourmomcomestothedoorwearingoneof herfestiveaprons,onlythistime,herkindeyesare clouded,herfingersknobby.ShethanksGodforhaving thechancetoseemeoncemore,asifIwereherlong-lost daughter,notyourschoolmatereturninghomefroma longexile.Fifteenyearsisenoughtimetogetold.

Wesitatthetableundertheyoungsour-cherryplanted

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afterIlefttoreplacetheoneknockeddowninastorm. Yourmotherbringspastries,myfavorites,andapologizes fornotbeingabletomakethemlikebefore,“Can’tknead asmuch...arthritis,”shesays.Ilookatherandtryto guesswhichageleftwhichmarkonherdiminishing body.

Alone,wescrutinizeeachother.Youhavecutshort yourblondcurls,mywaistlinehasthickenedabit, ourvoiceshaveripened.Yet,wecanstilllaugh—loud likeunbridledadolescents.Theebullienceofshared gossipstilldelightsusasitdidinthepast.“No,no,no,” youshout,“Sandraputtheplateonthebed.Don’tyou remember?WewerealreadyplayingcardswhenTheo showedup.”

“No!”Isay.“Youforgothowclumsyhewas.Wewere playingcardswhenheshowedup,that’swhyhehadto puttheplateonthebed,tomakeroomonthetable.Only afterward,absentmindedly,hesatonthebed,rightontop ofallthesour-cherrypastries.OhGod,howwe screamed!Schnauzy,thepug,leapedupatTheo’sbuttto lickthecustard,andyoucouldn’tstoplaughing forsolong,Iwasafraidyouweregoingtochoke.Theo, poursoul,wasembarrassedtotears!”“Yes,yes,hewas crying!”

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Aboveourheads,thesour-cherrytreewhispersablessing ofcoolbreeze.Thepastriesyourmombakedformy returntasteaslushastheonesheryoungerhandsusedto make,andforonceIdon’thavetopretend—itfeelsgood tobehome.

AnaDoina,Romanian-bornAmericanwriterlivinginNew Jersey,leftRomaniaduringtheCeausescuregime.Herpoems appearedinnationalandinternationalprintandonline magazines,andtextbookssuchasWar,Literature,andtheArts, PinyonPoetry,VisionsInternational,Poetica,NorthAmerican Review,Rattle,CaliforniaQuarterly,PatersonReview,Crab OrchardReview,AmericanDiaspora,RedWhiteandBlue, TeachingLiteratureintheTwenty-FirstCenturyShewon HonorableMentionintheAnnaDavidsonRosenbergAwardsfor PoemsontheJewishExperiencecontestin2007,andtwoofher poemswerenominatedfor2002,and2004PushcartPrize.

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Welove

Wehate

Ourpain

Weholdontoit

Tryandridourselvesof Pain

Takeitwithus

Runfrom

Pain

Likeanobnoxiouspartyguest

Wewishtheyhadn’tshowedup

Butwecan’timaginethepartywithoutthem

Pain DeLanePhillips
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Pain

Someofusfeedit

Andsomeofussmokeit

Serveitupinendlessworksforapproval

Weshootitupandsnortit

Drinkitdowninprettyglasses

Medicate tryand eradicate

Deny Ignore

Andyes,someevenwhorefor

Pain

Wekilltoridourpain.

Butattheendoftheday

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Weliedownandsleepwith

Andwaketo it’sendlesscycle Pain.

DeLanePhillipsisasouthernwriter,formerteacher,empty nester,andmomoftwodachshunds,MacandSasha.Muchof herwritingisinspiredbytherurallifefromherchildhoodin Monroe,Georgiaandvariouscharactersofthesmallsouthern townsshehaslivedin.Currently,shehappilyresideswithher dogsinGreenville,SouthCarolina.

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ANNIEASKS…

AghostinhabitsJennifer’sNewEnglandhome,pacing thesecondfloor.HernameisEstherandshedesigned thehouse…

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ANNIEASKS

JENNIFERANNE GORDON

“JennifercurrentlyhauntslonelyplacesinNew Hampshire,thoughsheisnotdead.”

TheauthorIchooseeachmonthisonethatIbelievewas borntoshine-thismonth,Iwanttointroduceyoutothe extraordinary,sparkling,radiating,andübercreatively talentedJenniferGordon.Jenniferofferssomuchtothe creativeworld!Itisallbeautifullyhaunting.Shehasworn severalhatsfromactortomagician'sassistant,toauthor andwriter,artist,dancer,andmuse.AsJennifer’sCreative Collaborator,herhusbandRomanisherdancepartner, photographer,andmore.

AghostinhabitstheirNewEnglandhome,pacingthe secondfloor.HernameisEstherandshedesignedthe house.Shewasalsoapoetandphotographer.Jennifer

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doesspeakwithEsther.Iadmireherbeliefinghosts.She agreesthatitishardforenergytofindadifferentplaceto be.

Jenniferhasbeenanactorinvariousattractions,likea hauntedone.Herphotosareexquisite.Sheisveryalluring insideandout.Herwordswillmoveyou.

IusetheProustinterviewmodeltolearnmoreabout authors.Iaskthem10ofthe35questions.TheProust modelisawayoflearningmoreaboutapersonbeyond thetypicalinterviewquestions,andwhatwelearnisoften new,fascinating,orevensomethingyouwouldnever thinktoask.Thisishowwelearnmoreabouttheir character.Authorsareevenknowntoanswerthese questionsaboutthecharacterstheyarecreatingfortheir novels.

Thesequestionsareaskedofsomeonefamouseachmonth intheVanityFairMagazineandIhavealwaysgottensuch ahugekickoutofit.Ihadtodosomethingsimilarsowe couldlearnaboutauthorsinthesameway.

Q:Whatisyourideaofperfecthappiness?

MyhusbandandIaredoingawaltzinanabandoned

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lunaticasylum,peelingpaintonthewalls,feelingthe energyaroundus,andsomehowourlittledog,Tubby,is watchingusandnotmisbehaving.LOL. Annieresponds:whenIwatchyoubothdance,Ifeellike I’mdancing.Yourmovementissoincrediblypalpable becauseIcanfeelyourlove.Igetthefeelingofmoving myselfacrossthedancefloor.It’sawonderfulgift Jennifer.

Q:Whichlivingpersondoyoumostadmire?

A:Keepinmindthatthiscanchangeonadaily,even hourlybasis.But,Iwouldhavetosay,mymother(Mic Drop)she’shadalotoftraumainherlife,butshehasthe mostincrediblewilltolive.

Q:Whathasbeenyourgreatestextravagance?

A:Travel!Wealwaysallowourselvesoneextravagant eveningwhenweareonvacation.Oncewewerein BudapestandwewenttotheNewYorkCityPalaceCafé, whichisthemostbeautifulcaféintheworld.Allwehad waslemonadeanddessertandthelemonadeitselfisabout

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$30,butitwasthebestlemonadeIeverhad.

Q:Onwhatoccasionwouldyouactuallytellalie?

A:ToprotectsomeoneIloved!

Q:Whenandwherewereyouhappiest?

A:WhenIlivedintheMidwest–Columbus,Ohio.Imet RomanandhewasintoUrbanExploring.Wewentintoa sewerdrain,whichwasatunnelunderneaththecityandit wasfilledwithwaterandrats.

Q:Whichtalentwouldyouliketohave?

A:Singing–likefunshowtunes.

Q:Whoisyourherooffiction?

A:PeterHeller.Hewrote“TheDogStars”.It’sabout findinghopeintherelationshipwithhisdog.

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Q:Whatareyourfavoritenames?

A:Alice,Agnes,Edna,andRuth.Ilikeweird,oldfashionednames.Oh,somemalenames;Andrew,James, Edgar,andSimon.

Q:Whatareyourfavoritemottos?

A:SylviaPlathfrom“LadyLazarus”….”OutoftheashI shallrisewithmyredhairandIeatmenlikeair.”

Also,AnneSextonfrom“Dr.Martin”….”Wearemagic talkingtoitself;noisyandalone”

SurprisingfactIlearned:Jenniferonceownedacomic bookstore.Shestatedthat“SuperheroesareAmerican Mythology”.Ilovedthis!

Jennifer’scontactinfo:

Website:https://www.jenniferannegordon.com

https://www.facebook.com/JenniferAnneGordonAuthor/

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Jenniferwasbornastrange, pale,andquietchild, aghostscaredofghosts....

OriginallyfromnewHampshire, shestudiedactingat

TheNewHampshireInstituteofArt. Shegrewuptobecomeanactress, magician'sassistant,artist,writer, dancer,andmuse.

ShecurrentlyhauntslonelyplacesinNewHampshire, thoughsheisnotdead.

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@Max_Stark9
Photoby

JenniferAnneGordonisanaward-winningauthorandpopular hostofthe VoxVomituspodcast.Hernovel Beautiful, FrighteningandSilent wontheKindleAwardforBestHorror/ Suspensefor2020,BestHorror2020fromAuthorsontheAir, andafinalistforAmericanBookFest’sBestBookAwardHorror,2020.ItalsoreceivedthePlatinum5StarReviewfrom Reader’sChoiceaswellastheGoldSealfromBookView.Her latestnovel Pretty/Ugly wontheHeliconAwardforBestHorror for2022,aswellastheGoldMedalfromLiteraryTitan.Jennifer isamemberofMysteryWritersofAmerica,theHorrorWriters Association(wheresheservedonthejuryfortheStokerAwards), andisaA&EchairoftheNewEnglandCrimeBakeCommittee.

Authorof Annie’sSong:Dandelions,Dreams&Dogs,Book Reviewer,AuthorInterviewer,Teacher,Speaker,Writer,Author Consultant,Co-Admin.AtWorldoftheWriteReviewBookClub, Blogger,Authoronlineeventplanner.

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What’sInaName?

AshleyHolloway

Irecentlyranintoabitofaquandaryasawriter:Ihave runoutofnamestouseformycharacters.AllthestoriesI heldinmyheadforsolong,beforeIwasbraveenoughto putthemtopaper,haveallbeenusedup.Andwiththem, thenamesIhadcarefullyassignedtoeachofthese characters.Thisledmetoaskawriterfriendofminehow shechoosesnamesforhercharacters.Herresponsewas remarkablysimple;sherecycledthesamenames.

Now,Iamsomewhatreluctanttoengageinthis palimpsestprocess,partlyoutofanirrationalsuperstition thatthiswillsomehownegativelyimpactmyrecent publicationstreak(yayme!),andpartlybecausethis somehowfeelsalittletreasonoustomyprevious characters.So,whattodo?Howdoesonenamea character?

InAlbertathemostpopularnamesof2022wereOlivia andNoah.Doeswritingfollowthissametrend?Willwe seeanincreaseincharactersnamedOliviaandNoahin

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publicationsthisyear?Ordoesoneusetheactualpeople inourlives,suchasfamilyandfriendsasinspirationfor characternames?Muchofmywritingleansonthe macabreattimes,sothiswouldlikelyleadtosome awkwardconversationsandside-eyeing,hencethe inherentdangerinthispractice.

AsimpleGooglesearchyieldsthousandsofarticles containingadviceforwritersonthispractice,some helpful,manynot.“Makethemmemorable”wasonesuch less-then-helpfulsuggestion.Nothinglikestatingthe obvioushere.“Keepthemreaderfriendly,distinct,and easytopronounce”areothersuchofferings.Some suggestedflippingthroughaphonebookforinspiration (doesanyoneactuallyhaveaphonebookanymore?!).

Namesthataresimilarlyshaped,suchasKaren(which, let’sfaceit,thankstosocialmedia,couldbesomewhatilladvisedthesedays)andDarrenshouldalsobeavoided,or namesthatyoucanassociatewithnotablefigurescould alsobeproblematic.Idon’tthinkthereiseveracase whereIwouldusethenameAdolfforacharacter,but perhapsthat’sjustme.

Ononehand,beingtoocreativewithacharactername canbedistractingtothereader.Especiallywhenitcomes tocreativespelling;myinnerlogophilecringeswhenIsee characterswithcreative-but-grammatically-incorrect names.Likewise,namesthataretoosimilartooneanother

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canconfusethereader.AsmuchasIloveagoodBernard Cornwellepicsaga,thereareonlysomanyAEthelprefixedcharactersIcankeeptrackof.

Onthatnote,andonetowhichIsimultaneouslysalute BernardCornwellfor,itisveryimportantforwritersto considerthecontextofthestorywhenchoosingcharacter names;era,geographicallocation,conventionaltrends, andgenreallhelpbuildthestory,sothecharacternames shouldalsofollowsuit.Inconductingresearchforthis article,IstumbledacrosstheUSSocialSecurity Administration,whichactuallyhasadatabasethatletsyou searchforpopularbabynamesbydecade,state,US territories,andchangesinpopularity.Socool,right?! (You’rewelcome).

Therearealsorandomnamegeneratorsthatwriterscan usewhenreallystuck.Orbored.Namegeneratorsletyou choosefromalistofdifferentcategories,includinggender, first/lastnames,aspecificcountry,andevenhasoptions suchas‘whimsical’or‘Arthurian.Forfun,Iselected ambiguous,Estonian,biblical,fairy,rapperwhichyielded “MichaiahAbijah”,whichbasicallyjustfliesinthefaceof everythingIjustwrote.Butitdoeshaveaniceringtoit.

PerhapsIwilljuststickwith‘Ashley’fromnowon…

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ALagnaippe…

AshleyHolloway teacheshealthcareleadershipatBowValley CollegeinCalgary,AB.SheisanursewithaMasterofPublic Health,agraduatediplomainGlobalLeadership,withfurther studiesininterculturalcommunicationandinternational development.Ashley’sworkhasappearedintheShortStory Dispenser,TheNashwaakReview,TheGlobeandMail,Magna Publications,ThePrairieJournal,CAREMagazine,Flash FictionMagazine,CanadianDimensions,andLeadReadToday; forthcomingpublicationsincludeWELLREADMagazine (March2023).Ashleyhasco-authoredthreebooks(Create& Curate:500IdeasforArtists&Writers,2023;LivingArt;and How(Not)toLead,2023),readsmanuscripts,writesbook reviews,andisaneditorfor UnleashPress.Herworkhasbeen nominatedforthePushcartPrize.

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Keepinmind,thisisn’tanordinarycookbook. It’sa collectionofyourfavoritemealsandmemoriestosharewith readersalongwiththestorybehindthepersonwhoeither taughtyoutomaketherecipeorsomeoneyoushareditwith. Everyentrywillhaveatleastafour-pagespreadtoshare yourmemory.

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Thereisafamousquotethatmostwritersknowbyheart thatdealswiththesubjectofwriting.Sometimesitis attributedtoDorothyParker,andsometimestoFrank Norris,anditisquiteoftencreditedtoGeorgeR.R.Martin aswell,butIdon’tknowaboutthat.Toparaphrasethis sentiment,Ihatetowrite,butIlovehavingwritten.The reasonthatmostwritersarefamiliarwiththisperspective isbecause,inmyexperience,mostwritersfeelthisway, includingme.Writingishardwork,buthavingwrittenis verysatisfying.

ThatiswhyIamhereatthekeyboardat4:30a.m.ona Tuesday,whippingthissuckerout.Mandywantstoseeit inherinboxwhenshegetstoworkateight,andshe’snot kiddingaroundthistime.Trustmeonthis;youdon’twant togetonherbadside.She’llcometoyourhouse.Anyway, I’veknownaboutthecolumnforamonthorso,butthere isnothinglikealoomingdeadlinecombinedwiththefear ofaneditortogetthecreativejuicesflowing.

Thisismyfirstcolumnfor WellRead,andhopefullyit won’tbemylast.I’llletyouknowatabout8:30howthat goes.Sinceonlysixoratbesteightofyouarefamiliar withmeorwithmywork,Iwillbeginmytenureat Well Read byintroducingmyselfasIsharesometruthsIhave learnedonmyjourney.Thatwayyouwon’tgettheidea thatMandyjustfoundarandomguydownatthebus stationtotakecareofthismonth’sbusinessinexchange

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foramealafterRiver, WellRead’s utterlydelightful previouscolumnist,decidedtogotothebeachtoworkon hertan.

MynameisRaymondL.Atkins,akaRayAtkins,aka RaymondAtkins,akaYoungFaulkner.Okay,Imadethat lastoneup,althoughIdotendtowardslongsentences.I wasoncecomparedtoMarkTwain,however.No,really. AsIrecall,thereviewsaid,“thatboyain’tnoMark Twain.”Itwasahighpointinmycareer,andyoucantake thattothebank,butIhavedigressed.

IliveinNorthGeorgiaonthebanksoftheEtowah RiverwithapatientwifeandaRepublicancat.Welivein a130-year-oldhousethatregularlyhaschunksjustsortof falloff,sonowyouknowwhatIdoinmysparetime.I havesixpublishedbookstomycreditwithtwomoreon thewayifIcanjustfinishthem.Inmydefense,noonehas yetassigneddeadlinesonthosetwo,andtheseadorable catpicturesonFacebookarenotgoingtolookat themselvesinthemeantime.Ofthepublishedones,inmy humbleopinionofcourse,fouraregood,oneborderson great,andthatotherone,well,weallhavebaddaysfrom timetotime.

No,Iwon’ttellyouwhichiswhich.Ifyou’recurious, you’lljusthavetotrackthemdownandreadthem,and nowyouseemystrategy.Findingtheoldertitleshas becomeabitlikeminingbitcoin,bytheway.No,copies

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ofthemarenotworth$20,000,atleastnotyet,butyoudo havetodosomelooking.Sometimesalgorithmshelp.

Myfirstnovel, TheFrontPorchProphet, waspublished in2008whenIwas53,soyoucouldsaythatIcameto writingasaprofessionlate.Iwasveryproudofthatbook bothbecauseitwasmyfirstandbecauseitwasawarded theGeorgiaAuthoroftheYearAwardforFirstNovel, whichIadmitmaynotbeabigdealupinNewYorkCity, butaroundhereitisworthamention.ThemainthingI learnedduringtheexperienceofgettingthatoneinto readers’handswasthatitisaloteasiertowriteabook thanitistosellit,atleastforafirst-timeauthor.People oftenaskmewhyIwentwithMedallionPressinChicago, andmymostlyseriousreplyisthatIhadworkedmyway uptotheM’sin Writer’sMarket beforesomeonesaidyes.

PriortothatreleaseIwasanindustrialmaintenance superintendentinalumbermillformanyyears,whichwas everybitasmuchfunasitsoundsandisthereasonIno longerhearverywell,butIwasgoodatitandhadfour childrentofeed,andinthisoldworldyoudowhatyou haveto.

DuringthatcareerIsatisfiedmywriterlyaspirationsby writingarticlesformaintenancemagazinesabouthowto keepfactorymachinesrunning,whichwasironicinthe extreme,becauseI’veneveractuallyreadanyformof instructioninmylife,muchtothechagrinoftheabove-

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mentionedpatientwife.BeforethatIwasmanythings includingacontractor,amechanic,atruckdriver,abar bandmusician,andthemanagerofacarrentalcompany. NowIamasemi-retiredEnglishprofessorwhowrites booksontheside.Imentionthesethingsbecauseifyou areawriterwhobelievesyouhavewaitedtoolongto writethatnovelormemoir,well,that’sjustnottrue.As theysay,comeonin,thewater’sfine.Youmaynotgetit published,butyoucertainlywon’tifyoudon’twriteit.

AsmygoodfriendthelateTerryKayonceobservedto meduringtheworstbooksigningeitherofushadever experienced,threehundredwordsadayequalsonenovel peryear.

Whoops.Ihavedigressedagain.Idothatfromtimeto time,soyouhadbettergetusedtoit.Afriendofmine oncetoldmethatIwriteintheSouthernDigressional genre,andIreallycan’targuethepoint.Sometimesthe wordsjustwanderaroundthepage,andIhavefoundthat it’sjustbesttoletthemdowhattheywantto,likechildren orerrantpets,sotheydon’tgettoofussy.

Mysecondnovel, SorrowWood, waspublishedin2009.

ThegreatlessonIlearnedfromthatexperiencewasthatif anauthorandapublisherhaveadifferenceofopinion,the publisherwins,oratleastthatwastrueinmycase.This disagreementhadtodowiththecover,whichfeatureda

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dramatic,gothic-stylebarnofallthings.Ihateditthen, andIstillhateit,notbecauseitwasdonepoorly,even thoughitdidlooklikesomebody’sbrother-in-lawor perhapsunemployedgrownchildmighthaveproducedit, ifyougetmymeaning,butbecauseitdidn’treallyhave anythingtodowiththebookthatcameafter.

Ray:Canwetalkaboutthecoverconcept?

Publisher:Welovethatcover!It’salreadyattheprinter!

Ray:Yourealizethereisnotasinglebuildinginthe entirestorythatlookslikethat,right?

Publisher:Wewanttotalktoyouaboutthat…

Ifyou’recuriousabouttheoutcomeofthatdiscussion, youwillfindthatdamnbarnsomewherearoundpage178, molderingtherelikesomePoe-esquenightmare.However, ifyoureadonabit,topage180orso,youmightnotice thatitburnsdown.Hey,itwasn’tme.Oneofthe charactersdidit.

Mythirdnovel, CampRedemption,cameoutin2013, andthisonetaughtmethemostabouttheins-and-outsof thepublishingindustry.Ioriginallysoldthemanuscriptto Medallion,butafterthatsaleandbeforepublicationtheir businessmodelchanged,andtheyproposedtobringitout asane-bookonly.Ihavenothingagainste-books;allmy titlesareonKindle,andthelasttimeIlookedtheywere onNookaswell,andasfarasthatgoes,Imakemore

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moneywithane-booksalethanIdowithaprinted version.ButwhenIgotothetroubleofwritingabook,I wanttobeabletoholditinmyhand,andsmellthepaper, andputitonashelf,andsignitbeforegivingittoa reader.I’moldschoolinthatregard,whichisokayI suppose,sinceI’m,well, old.

Luckilymypaperworkwasinorder,andtheyreverted therightsbacktomeandallowedmetokeeptheadvance aswell.Ifoundanewpublisher,MercerUniversityPress, andthebookwhenpublishedwasawardedtheFerrol SamsAwardforFictionandtheGeorgiaAuthorofthe YearAwardforFiction.

Myfourthnovel, SweetwaterBlues, taughtme everythingIeverwantedtoknowaboutpatienceandthen some.Itwasreleasedin2014andwassupposedtobemy breakoutnovel.IknewthisbecauseIhadreadanarticle whichstatedthatstatistically,morefourthbooksbreakout thananyother.Sowhenitwasreleased,Iputonmybest authorlygarb,boughtapipewithacurvedstem,and waitedpatientlytobreakout.Unfortunatelyforme,not toomanyofyouguyshadreadthatarticle,andIdidn’t breakout,butIdon’tblameanyofyoufornotknowing aboutthatfourth-bookbusiness,andIguessyoucan’t alwaysbelievewhatyoureadanyway.

SouthoftheEtowah
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Myfifthbook,
,wasreleasedin

2016.ThisreleasetaughtmethatIcouldwritesomething besidesanovel.Itwasacollectionofessaysaboutliving inNorthwestGeorgia,justsouthoftheEtowahinfact,and IenjoyedtheexperienceofwritingitsomuchthatIwill probablydoitagainoneofthesedays.Oneofthestories, “NativityScenes,”wasnominatedforaPushcartPrize.

Mysixthbookwas SetList. Itwasreleasedin2018.On manydaysitismyfavoriteofthebooksIhavewritten thusfar,andwhatItookawayfromthecreationofitwas flexibilityandtoalwaysfollowmyinstincts.Thebook beganasamemoirofmytimeasabarbandmusician,but evenasIwaswritingit,thestorywastellingmethatit neededthefreedomtobeanovel,andthusitbecameone. Itwasalsomyfirstforayintosongwriting,anditcontains 13originalsongsIwrote,thelyricsanyway,soIcame awayfromtheexperiencefeelingliketheBernieTaupinof theGeorgiahills.ItwasduringthistimethatIwas AwardedtheGeorgiaWritersAssociationLifetime AchievementAward,anhonorthathumbledme, especiallyconsideringalloftheamazingliterarytalent hereinGeorgia.

AsasortofpreviewofcomingattractionsIwillbriefly mentionmytwoworks-in-progress,oneofwhichyou shouldseenextyear.Itisentitled TheyAllRestinthe

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BoneyardNow,anditisacollectionofpoetrycombined withoriginalphotographyaboutsomeofthemost interestingtombstonesIhaveseenwhileroaming graveyardslookingforcharacternames.Trustmeonthis; repurposednamesfromlonggonepeoplemakethebest characternames.Theysoundauthenticbecausetheyare; theyhavebeenusedforanentirelifetimebeforebeing retiredtotheclay.

TheotherbookIamworkingonisanapocalypticstory setintheGeorgiamountains.Iwasn’tgoingtowriteit, butapparentlyitisnowfederallawthatallwritersmustat leastmakeagoodeffortalongtheselines,andIam nothingifnotaruleabider.Don’tworry;theapocalypse doesnotpertaintozombies,aliens,oritchybuttonfingers downinthesilos.Ithinkinfactitmaybeauniquetakeon allofthisendtimesbusiness,oratleastasfarasIam aware.Hell,itmayevenbemybreakoutnovel.Ireadthis articlethatsaidthatapocalypticnovelsarethehotthing.If Iincludethelink,maybesomeofyoucanreadittoo.

Sonowyouknoweverythingthereistoknowaboutme, andenoughisenough.Inthecomingmonthswewilltalk aboutallthingswriterlyandreaderly,andhopefullywe willhaveagoodtimeintheprocess.

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RaymondL.AtkinsresidesinRome,Georgia,wherehe writesandteachesEnglishatalocalcollege.Heliveson thebanksoftheEtowahRiverinanoldhousewitha patientwifeandaRepublicancat.Hishobbiesinclude people-watching,reading,andwatchingmoviesthathave nohopeofeverachievingcredibility.Youmayreachhim atraymondlatkins@aol.com.

Notefromtheeditor-Ican’twaittofindoutwhichcharactersetthisbarnonfire. I’dalsoliketosaythatI’mhonoredtohaveRaymondL.AtkinsjointheWELL READteam.Y’allgetready-we’regoingtohavesomefun!

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TheArtofHerLife

Atnineyearsold,onherfirstvisittoamuseum,Emilyfell inlovewithBreakfast,apaintingbyHenriMatisse.Nowa singlemother,shelivesintheworldofartandcanbarely findtimeforhertwodaughters,muchlessforMark,the mansheloves.Herdaysareajumble-she'slostthethread ofherlife-butacontestatthemuseumwhereshe'sthe registrargivesherhope-thechancetoseeBreakfastagain. Matisse'swordsandpaintingspermeateherdaysand nights,andglancingatanotecardofthepaintingshe loves,sheseessomethingshe'sneverseenbefore.TheArt ofHerLifeshowsthepowerofarttotransforman ordinarylife. KirkusReviews callsit, "Anunsentimental,luminousstory aboutart,illness,andcomplicatedrelationships.” "Thesplendidproseistintedwiththeinimitable melancholyofMatisse'sblue."

"There’sasparelyricgracetoMartin’swriting,andinthis

story,shecapturesthenuancesofordinarylife–whatwe loveandfeartorisk,whatweloseandachetohold.”

—DawnTripp,authorof Georgia

"InTheArtofHerLife,CynthiaNewberryMartinshows howtheunexpectedturnsofalifecanmostoftenonlybe steadiedandmooredbywhatweholddeepestinside.”

—AdamBraver,authorof RejoicetheHeadofPaul McCartney

CynthiaNewberryMartin'sfirstnovel, TidalFlats,wonthe GoldMedalinLiteraryFictionatthe2020Independent PublisherBookAwardsandthe 14thAnnualNationalIndie ExcellenceAwardforFiction. Hersecondnovel, LoveLike This,waspublishedinAprilof 2023.Herwebsitefeaturesthe HowWeSpendOurDays series,overadecadeofessays bywritersontheirlives.She grewupinAtlantaandnow livesinColumbus,Georgia, withherhusband,andin Provincetown,Massachusetts, inalittlehousebythewater.

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