SPLOOSH

--an’ the world laughs at ya!

youse ducks are born whiners, y’know dat?

My mudder usedta haVe a sayin’--!

Laugh an’ the world laughs with ya!

Cry-- hell... nobody really giVes much of a damn about nothin’! ya got all the answers-an’ they’re all the same: yer goin’ nowhere, so nobody else can, either!

Get wise, short stufF! nobody cares about youse an’ yer runaway bird!

Haw!! youse ducks--yer no better’n the rest of us stifFs! youse don’t count fer spit! relax! haVe some grins! dat’s how it works! dem dat counts get rich! dem dat don’t-Party!!

Hey!! GimMe dat-- that’s real clever, benny.