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All you need to do right now to get your Check delivered to your door step is in the next 24hours is for you to go ahead and make the payment of the security keeping fee of the courier company so far. The fee is $50 only, you are to come up with this fee as to process the delivery of your package for immediate dispatch Note that as soon as you make payment of security keeping it will take 24 hours for us to deliver your parcel to you. You are to make the payment through western union money or money gram transfer so as to speed up the process of delivery. You are to locate the western union or money gram agent nearest to you and make the payment with the detail below : Receivers Name: Aruna Sule Senders Name: Address: 13A Tafawa St Jos Nigeria. mtcn number: Text Question to be used: Time? Text Answer: Out. Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further information. We hope that you send your response to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package those not have a return address..You have to send down the MTCN (Money Transfer Control Number) and your complete postal address. Reconfirm your full name, address, country and most important your phone number. Get back to us with your payment details. Note that your tracking number would be provided to you as soon as the payment has been made and confirm to us.Have a wonderful time. Please call me anytime you need any assistance. Regards Mr. Adam William Dispatch Director. Telephone: +2348170980124 x 2009 FedEx INTERNATIONAL. Global Shipping , Logistic Management and Supply Chain Management.
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