TELEVISION
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2013
THE ITEM
WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 4 TW FT
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Nightly News News (HD) News 19 @ Evening News 19 @ 6pm News (HD) 7pm News (HD) World News Wheel For(HD) tune (HD) The PBS NewsHour (HD) Europe 2 1/2 Men 2 1/2 Men (HD) (HD) Queens (HD) How I Met (HD)
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Entertainment (N) Inside Edition (N) Jeopardy! (HD) NatureScen
America’s Got Talent Re- America’s Got Talent Six Camp: CIT Overnight Rite of News cap. (N) (HD) sent home. (N) (HD) passage. (N) (HD) Big Brother 15 (N) (HD) Criminal Minds: Brothers CSI: Crime Scene Investi- News 19 @ Hotchner (HD) gation (HD) 11pm The Middle: Last Whiff of Modern Modern ABC’s The Lookout (N) (HD) News (HD) Summer (HD) Family (HD) Family (HD) Special Presentation: North The National Parks: America’s Best Idea: The Empire of Tavis Smiley America (N) (HD) Grandeur (1915-1919) (HD) (HD) The Big Bang The Big Bang MasterChef: Top 4 Compete; Top 3 Compete American WACH FOX News at 10 Family Guy (HD) (HD) ingredients. (N) (HD) Nightly news report. (HD) Family Feud Family Feud Numb3rs: Provenance Numb3rs: The Mole Inter- Dish Nation The Office Queens (HD) Stolen painting. (HD) preter killed. (HD) (N) (HD)
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The Tonight Show with Jay (:36) Late Night with (:36)Carson Leno (N) (HD) Jimmy Fallon (HD) Daly (:35)Late Show with David Late Late Show with Craig (:37) News Letterman (HD) Ferguson (HD) Jimmy Kimmel Live Celeb- (:37)Night- (:07) Brown (:36)Paid rity interviews (HD) line (HD) (HD) Program BBC World Charlie Rose (N) (HD) Special Presentation: North News America (HD) Family Raymond omg! Insider TMZ (N) Seinfeld (N) How I Met Always Always American American (HD) Sunny (HD) Sunny (HD) Dad! (HD) Dad! (HD)
CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 (HD) Duck (HD) Duck (HD) Duck (HD) Duck (HD) Duck (HD) Duck (HD) Duck (N) Modern Dad Modern Dad Modern Dad Duck (HD) Duck (HD) Duck (HD) Duck (HD) CSI: Miami (HD) CSI: Miami (HD) Pulp Fiction (‘94, Crime) aaaa John Travolta. Crime conversations. (HD) (:01) The Italian Job (‘03, Drama) aac Mark Wahlberg. (HD) Big (HD) To Be Announced River Monsters (HD) River Monsters (HD) River Monsters (HD) Man-Eating Croc (HD) River Monsters (HD) River Monsters (HD) Man-Eating Croc (HD) 106 & Park (N) (HD) Husbands Game Game Scandal (HD) Scandal (HD) Sunday Best (HD) Wendy Williams (HD) Never Die Alone (‘04) Real Housewives Tamra’s Vegas. L.A. Sibling rivalry. Los Angeles (N) Top Chef Masters (N) L.A.: It’s Personal Masters Masters Mad Money (N) Kudlow Report (N) Marijuana Inc: Inside The Profit Greed: Fools Gold Mad Money Marijuana Inc: Inside Greed: Fools Gold Situation Room (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Cooper 360° (N) (HD) The Flag September 11. (N) The Flag September 11. Cooper 360° (HD) The Flag Futurama Futurama Colbert Daily (HD) Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Daily (N) Colbert Futurama South Prk Daily (HD) Colbert Good Luck Jessie A.N.T. Good Luck Toy Story 2 (‘99) aaac Don Rickles. Jessie A.N.T. Blog Austin A.N.T. Cory Cory Shake It A.N.T. Property Property Porter Porter Jungle Gold (HD) Jungle Gold (HD) Jungle Gold (HD) Jungle Gold (HD) Jungle Gold (HD) Jungle Gold (HD) SportsCenter (HD) MLB Baseball: Detroit Tigers at Boston Red Sox from Fenway Park (HD) MLB Baseball: Tampa Bay vs Los Angeles z{| (HD) SportsCenter (HD) US Open Tennis (HD) 2013 U.S. Open Tennis: from USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center z{| (HD) SportsCenter (HD) Olbermann Baseball Tonight (HD) Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa Baby Daddy Spell-Mageddon (N) Melissa Baby Daddy The 700 Club Bel-Air Bel-Air Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Diners Diners Restaurant (HD) Restaurant (HD) Restaurant (HD) Mystery Mystery Restaurant (HD) Restaurant (HD) Mystery Mystery Access The Sub WNBA Basketball: Indiana vs Atlanta (HD) Spotlight Spotlight SEC Gridiron (HD) World Poker (HD) FOX Sports Live (HD) World Poker (HD) Prairie Prairie Flicka (‘06, Family) aac Alison Lohman. (HD) Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girl Gold Girl Gold Girl Gold Girl Property Bro (HD) Property Bro (HD) Love It Property Brothers (N) Hunters Hunters Property Bro (HD) Property Bro (HD) Hunters Hunters Ancient Aliens (HD) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Picker (HD) American Picker (HD) Hatfields Hatfields Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Picker (HD) Law & Order CI (HD) WWE Main Event WWE Main Event (N) Flashpoint (HD) Flashpoint (HD) Flashpoint (HD) Flashpoint (HD) Flashpoint (HD) Unsolved (HD) Unsolved (HD) Baby Sellers (‘13, Drama) Kirstie Alley. (HD) Stolen Child (‘11) Emmanuelle Vaugier. (HD) (:02) Baby Sellers (‘13, Drama) Kirstie Alley. (HD) Sponge Sponge Sam & Cat VICTOR. Full Hse Full Hse Full Hse Full Hse Full Hse Full Hse Full Hse Full Hse Friends Friends Lopez Lopez Bar Rescue (HD) Bar Rescue (HD) Pitch Black (‘00, Science Fiction) aaa Vin Diesel. (HD) (:32) Pitch Black (‘00, Science Fiction) aaa Vin Diesel. (HD) Tattoo: Twisted Inkster Ghost Mine Ghost Mine Ghost Mine Ghost Mine (N) Ghost Mine (N) Ghost Mine Ghost Mine Plains Invaders (HD) Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Family Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) (HD) Office Conan (HD) Office Gaily, Gaily (‘69, Comedy) aa Beau Bridges. Captains of the Clouds (‘42) aa James Cagney. The Black Swan (‘42) A pirate story. You’ll Never Get Rich (‘41) aaa (:15) Dance, Girl (‘40) Toddlers (HD) Cheer Perfection (HD) Honey Boo Here Comes Honey Boo Cheer Perfection (N) Honey Boo Cheer Perfection (HD) Honey Boo Honey Boo Honey Boo Here Comes Castle (HD) Castle (HD) Castle (HD) Castle (HD) Castle (HD) The Mentalist (HD) The Mentalist (HD) The Mentalist (HD) Adventure Adventure Orange Gumball Legends Titans Go! King King Dad (HD) Dad (HD) Family Family Robot Squid ATHF Dad (HD) S. Beach S. Beach Dumbest Guinness: Viva! Guinness: Shattered! Guinness Slicing team. (:01) World’s Dumbest (:02) Guinness: Viva! Guinness: Shattered! M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Queens Queens Queens Cleveland Cleveland NCIS (HD) NCIS (HD) NCIS: Restless (HD) Royal Pains (N) (:01) NCIS (HD) (:01) Suits: Endgame Pains: A Trismus Story House: Sex Kills (HD) Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Tamar: Gaga for Gaga Tamar: Model Wife Tamar Single debut. Tamar Showcase. Braxton Family (HD) Braxton Family (HD) Home Videos (HD) Home Videos (HD) Rules Rules Rules Rules News (HD) Home Videos (HD) Rules Rules 30 Rock Scrubs
THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 5 TW FT
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Nightly News News Football Night in America: NFL Kickoff 2013: Baltimore Ravens at Denver Broncos from Sports Authority Field at (HD) Kickoff 2013 (HD) Mile High z{| (HD) News 19 @ Evening News 19 @ Inside Edi- The Big Bang (:31)2 1/2 (:01) Big Brother 15 (N) Elementary: Risk Manage- News 19 @ 6pm News (HD) 7pm tion (N) (HD) Men (HD) (HD) ment (HD) 11pm News (HD) World News Wheel For- Jeopardy! Wipeout: Blind Date: Even Blinder Newly paired couples. (:01) Rookie Blue: Under News (HD) tune (HD) (HD) (N) (HD) Fire (N) (HD) (HD) The PBS NewsHour (HD) Equitrekking Big Pic: BBQ The Adventists Study on The National Parks: America’s Best Idea: Going Home Tavis Smiley (HD) 2012 aging. (HD) (1920-1933) Automobiles’ impact. (HD) (HD) 2 1/2 Men 2 1/2 Men The Big Bang The Big Bang Glee: All or Nothing New Girl Mindy Pro- WACH FOX News at 10 Family Guy (HD) (HD) (HD) (HD) Regionals teams. (HD) (HD) ject (HD) Nightly news report. (HD) Queens (HD) How I Met Family Feud Family Feud White Collar: Threads Fash- White Collar: Book of Hours Dish Nation The Office Queens (HD) (HD) ion thief. (HD) (HD) (N) (HD)
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The Tonight Show with Jay (:06) Late Night with Leno (N) (HD) Jimmy Fallon (HD) (:35)Late Show with David Late Late Show with Craig (:37) News Letterman (HD) Ferguson (HD) Jimmy Kimmel Live Celeb- (:37)Night- (:07) Brown (:36)Paid rity interviews (HD) line (HD) (HD) Program BBC World Charlie Rose (N) (HD) The This Old House Hour News (HD) Family Raymond omg! Insider TMZ (N) Seinfeld (N) How I Met Always Always American American (HD) Sunny (HD) Sunny (HD) Dad! (HD) Dad! (HD) News
CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 (HD) The First 48 (HD) The First 48 (HD) The First 48 (N) (HD) Panic 9-1-1 (N) (HD) (:01) Panic 9-1-1 (HD) (:01) The First 48 (HD) (:01) The First 48 (HD) (4:30) Pulp Fiction (‘94) aaaa (HD) The Italian Job (‘03, Drama) aac Mark Wahlberg. (HD) Manual Manual The Pitch (N) (HD) Manual Manual Starsky & Hutch (HD) To Be Announced Gator Boys Xtra (HD) Gator Boys (HD) Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Gator Boys (HD) Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman 106 & Park (N) (HD) Blue Hill Avenue (‘01, Drama) aa Allen Payne. Animal (‘05, Action) aac Ving Rhames. Wendy Williams (HD) People Under Stairs Real Housewives (HD) Below Deck: Reunion 50 First Dates (‘04, Comedy) aac Adam Sandler. Eat, Drink, Love (N) 50 First Dates (‘04, Comedy) aac Adam Sandler. Eat, Drink Group trip. Mad Money (N) Kudlow Report (N) Greed Greed Still scamming. Greed Internet fraud. Mad Money Greed Still scamming. Greed Internet fraud. Situation Room (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Cooper 360° (N) (HD) The Flag (N) Cooper 360° (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront The Flag Cooper 360° (HD) South Prk Tosh (HD) Colbert Daily (HD) South Prk South Prk Tosh (HD) Roast of James Franco (HD) Daily (N) Colbert Tosh (HD) Tosh (HD) Daily (HD) Colbert Good Luck Jessie A.N.T. Good Luck Toy Story 3 (‘10) aaaa Tom Hanks. Toy Story Austin Good Luck Jessie Shake It Good Luck Good Luck Shake It A.N.T. Amish Mafia (HD) Amish Mafia (HD) Amish Mafia (HD) Airplane Repo (HD) Airplane Repo (N) (HD) Airplane Repo (HD) Airplane Repo (HD) Amish Mafia (HD) SportsCenter (HD) Kickoff Fantasy 2013 U.S. Open Tennis: Men’s Quarterfinals z{| (HD) SportsCenter (HD) SportsCenter (HD) SportsCenter (HD) NFL Live (HD) SportsCenter X Games Show (HD) WS of Poker (HD) WS of Poker (HD) Olbermann Olbermann Baseball Tonight (HD) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (‘71) aaac (HD) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (‘05) Johnny Depp. (HD) The 700 Club Bel-Air Bel-Air Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Chopped (HD) Chopped (HD) Chopped (HD) Cutthroat Chef Wanted (N) (HD) Race Potato challenge. Cutthroat Chef Wanted (HD) Icons Access New College (HD) West Coast Customs NASCAR Pre Spotlight New College (HD) FOX Sports Live (HD) SEC Gridiron (HD) West Coast Customs Prairie Prairie The Ultimate Gift (‘07) aaa James Garner. (HD) Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girl Gold Girl Gold Girl Gold Girl Income Property (HD) Hunters Hunters Addict Addict Raiders Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Raiders Hunters Hunters Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Hatfields Hatfields Fugawis Fugawis Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Without a Trace (HD) Without a Trace (HD) Criminal Minds (HD) Criminal Minds (HD) Criminal Minds (HD) House (HD) House (HD) House (HD) Wife Swap Wife Swap Project Runway (HD) Project Runway (N) (HD) Supermarket (N) (HD) Double Project Runway (HD) Project Runway (HD) Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Full Hse Full Hse Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends Lopez Lopez Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Impact Wrestling (N) (HD) Unrivaled: Joe Police Videos (HD) Police Videos (HD) Swamp Volcano (HD) Swamp Shark (‘11) ac Kristy Swanson. (HD) Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators (‘13) Dinoshark (‘10, Action) a Eric Balfour. (HD) Redneck Gators (‘13) Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Family Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) (HD) Office Conan (HD) Office No Way Out (‘50, Drama) aaa Richard Widmark. Kim Novak: Live Vertigo (‘58, Thriller) aaaa James Stewart. (:15) Kim Novak: Live (:15) The Man with the Golden Arm (‘55) aaa Toddlers (HD) Atlanta Atlanta Atlanta Atlanta Four Weddings: (HD) Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings: (HD) Four Weddings (HD) Atlanta Atlanta Castle (HD) Castle (HD) Castle (HD) Hawaii Five-0 (HD) Hawaii Five-0 (HD) CSI: NY (HD) CSI: NY (HD) Cold Case (HD) Adventure Regular Regular (:45) MAD Crew Regular King King Dad (HD) Dad (HD) Family Family NTSF:SD Pretty ATHF Dad (HD) Dumbest Lion trainers. Dumbest Dumbest Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers (:01) Top 20 (:02) Dumbest Jokers Jokers MASH MASH M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Queens King of Queens (HD) Queens NCIS: Caged (HD) NCIS: Broken Bird (HD) NCIS Ray returns. (HD) Burn Notice (N) (HD) Graceland (N) (HD) (:02) Covert (:03) Burn Notice (HD) (:03) Graceland (HD) Tamar: Model Wife Tamar Single debut. Tamar Showcase. Tamar & Vince (N) Tamar: It’s A Herbert Tamar: It’s A Herbert Tamar: It’s A Herbert Tamar: Model Wife Home Videos (HD) Home Videos (HD) How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met News (HD) Home Videos (HD) Rules Rules 30 Rock Scrubs
FRIDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 6 TW FT
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Nightly News News Entertain- Betty Betty Dateline NBC (N) (HD) ment (N) White’s (HD) White’s (HD) News 19 @ Evening News 19 @ Inside Edi- TEACH The lives of four different teachers from across the Blue Bloods: Ends & Means 6pm News (HD) 7pm tion (N) country. (N) (HD) (HD) News (HD) World News Wheel For- Jeopardy! Last Man The Neigh- Shark Tank Five invest. (HD) (:01) 20/20 (N) (HD) (HD) tune (HD) (HD) (HD) bors (HD) The PBS NewsHour (HD) Best of Connection Wash Wk (N) The Week The National Parks: America’s Best Idea: Great Nature Making (HD) (N) (HD) (1933 - 1945) “Golden age.” (HD) 2 1/2 Men 2 1/2 Men The Big Bang The Big Bang Bones: The Party in the The Following: The End is WACH FOX News at 10 (HD) (HD) (HD) (HD) Pants (HD) Near (HD) Nightly news report. Queens (HD) How I Met Family Feud Family Feud Monk: Mr. Monk Goes to a Monk: Mr. Monk and the Lit- Dish Nation The Office (HD) Wedding (HD) tle Monk (HD) (N) (HD)
News News 19 @ 11pm News (HD) Tavis Smiley (HD) Family Guy (HD) Queens (HD)
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The Tonight Show with Jay (:36) Late Night with Leno (N) (HD) Jimmy Fallon (HD) (:35)Late Show with David Late Late Show with Craig Letterman (HD) Ferguson (HD) Jimmy Kimmel Live Celeb- (:37)Night- (:07) Brown rity interviews (HD) line (HD) (HD) BBC World Charlie Rose (N) (HD) Wash Wk News (HD) Family Raymond: No omg! Insider TMZ (N) Roll! (N) How I Met: Always Always American Milk (HD) Sunny (HD) Sunny (HD) Dad! (HD)
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CABLE CHANNELS Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (5:00) Space Cowboys (‘00) Clint Eastwood. (HD) Glory Road (‘06, Drama) a Josh Lucas. (HD) The Shawshank Redemption (‘94, Drama) aaaa Tim Robbins. (HD) Virus (‘99) To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced Tanked (HD) Tanked (N) (HD) Tanked (HD) Tanked (HD) To Be Announced 106 & Park Rap battles. (N) (HD) Battlefield America (‘12, Musical) c Marques Houston. (HD) The Wash (‘01, Comedy) a Dr. Dre. Wendy Williams (HD) I Want to Sing! (‘11) a Scorpion Gone in 60 Seconds (‘00, Action) aac Nicolas Cage. The Fast and the Furious (‘01, Thriller) aac Paul Walker. The Fast and the Furious (‘01, Thriller) aac Paul Walker. Mad Money (N) Kudlow Report (N) Millions Millions The Profit Greed Mad Money The Profit Greed Situation Room (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Cooper 360° (N) (HD) Piers Morgan LIVE (N) Special Report Stroumboulopoulos Cooper 360° (HD) Special Report South Prk Tosh (HD) Colbert Daily (HD) Tosh (HD) South Prk South Prk South Prk South Prk Tosh (HD) Stand-Up Mr. Deeds (‘02, Comedy) ac Adam Sandler. (HD) Hills (HD) Good Luck Jessie Good Luck Good Luck Tangled (‘10) aaac Mandy Moore. Phineas Jessie Austin A.N.T. Jessie Good Luck Austin A.N.T. Jessie Gold Rush (HD) Gold Rush (HD) Gold Rush (HD) Gold Rush (HD) Alaskan Steel Men (N) Gold Rush (HD) Alaskan Steel (HD) Gold Rush (HD) SportsCenter (HD) Countdown NASCAR Nationwide Series z{| (HD) SportsCenter (HD) SportsCenter (HD) SportsCenter (HD) SportsCenter (HD) Sprint Qualify. (HD) Interruptn College College Football: Wake Forest vs Boston College z{| (HD) Olbermann Olbermann Baseball Tonight (HD) (5:30) Gnomeo & Juliet (‘11) (HD) (:25) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (‘01, Fantasy) aaa Daniel Radcliffe. (HD) The 700 Club Bel-Air Bel-Air Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Diners Diners Restaurant (HD) Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Bubba-Q The Shed Diners Diners Diners Diners Spotlight Braves MLB Baseball: Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies z{| (HD) Post Game Post Game FOX Sports Live (HD) MLB Baseball: Atlanta vs Philadelphia (HD) Prairie All that glitters. Little House: The Gift Dear Dumb Diary (‘13) Emily Alyn Lind. (HD) Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girl Gold Girl Gold Girl Gold Girl Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters You Live in (HD) You Live in What? (N) Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters You Live in (HD) Hunters Hunters American Picker (HD) American Picker (HD) American Picker (HD) American Picker (HD) American Picker (HD) American Picker (HD) American Picker (HD) American Picker (HD) Cold Case (HD) Cold Case (HD) Cold Case (HD) Cold Case (HD) Cold Case (HD) Cold Case (HD) Cold Case (HD) Cold Case: Bullet (HD) Hoarders (HD) Hoarders (HD) Hoarders (HD) Hoarders (HD) Hoarders (HD) (:01) Hoarders (HD) (:02) Hoarders (HD) (:02) Hoarders (HD) Sponge Sponge TMNT TMNT TMNT TMNT Full Hse Full Hse Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends Lopez Lopez Ink Master (HD) Ink Master (HD) Ink Master (HD) Ink Master (HD) Ink Master (HD) Ink Master (HD) Fighting (‘09, Action) aa Channing Tatum. (HD) Haven: Reunion Haven Killer and fate. WWE SmackDown (HD) Ghost Mine (:01) Ghost Mine (:01) Face Off (HD) (:01) Face Off (HD) Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Men in Black II (‘02) aa (HD) Men in Black II (‘02) aa Tommy Lee Jones. (HD) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? Year 1 aa (5:00) Funny Girl (‘68, Musical) Barbra Streisand. Metropolis (‘27, Science Fiction) aaac Brigitte Helm. (:45) Things to Come (‘36) Raymond Massey. Escape from New York (‘81) aaa Four Weddings (HD) Not to Wear (HD) Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes What Not to Wear (N) Say Yes Say Yes (:01) Not to Wear (HD) Say Yes Say Yes Castle (HD) Castle (HD) The Rock (‘96, Action) aaa Sean Connery. (HD) Crimson Tide (‘95, Thriller) aaa Denzel Washington. (HD) Annapolis (‘06) ac (HD) Adventure Regular Regular Titans Go! Cartoon Planet King King Dad (HD) Dad (HD) Family Family Robot Squid ATHF Dad (HD) Top 20 Wedding dress. Top 20 Diaper gag. Top 20 Dumbest: Themeless Dumbest Man tickled. Cash Dome Cash Dome (:02) Top 20 Dumbest: Themeless MASH MASH M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Queens King of Queens (HD) Queens SVU: Turmoil (HD) SVU: Users (HD) SVU: Quickie (HD) SVU: P.C. (HD) Wild Card (‘13, Drama) Jennifer Finnigan. (:01) CSI: Crime (HD) (:01) CSI: Crime (HD) Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Bridezillas (HD) Bridezillas (N) (HD) Bridezillas (N) (HD) Obsessed with (N) My Fair Wedding (HD) My Fair Wedding (HD) Home Videos (HD) Home Videos (HD) How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met News (HD) Home Videos (HD) Rules Rules 30 Rock Scrubs
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HIGHLIGHTS Pitch Black 8:00 p.m. on SPIKE A space transport carrying 40 people crashes on a desert planet, and the 10 survivors contend with the search for food and water, the knowledge that one of them is an escaped convict and the menace of the planet’s indigenous flesh-eating creatures. (HD) The Middle 8:00 p.m. on WOLO After Mike slips and says that Axl is his favorite child, Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favorite parent is; Frankie and Mike find that Axl failed English and force him to make it up in summer school. (HD) Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles 9:00 p.m. on BRAVO After closing their latest deal together, Josh Altman and his brother decide to permanently team up, thus creating The Altman Brothers; Josh Flagg helps a former classmate; Madison deals with one of his oddest properties yet. America’s Got Wednesday at Talent 9 p.m. on WIS, 9:00 p.m. on WIS Heidi Klum and The results are in as her fellow judges Nick reveals which six acts have been are on hand as six acts advance voted into the next to the next round round of the competition, leaving on "America's half of the field Got Talent." headed home; after votes are revealed, only 12 acts remain in the competition that move on to next week’s round. (HD) Futurama 10:00 p.m. on COM Fry asks Leela to marry him, as they face their destiny together; Professor Farnsworth develops a new invention that is able to take a person 10 seconds back in time, but it inadvertently causes major consequences, altering the fabric of time. (HD)
HIGHLIGHTS Wipeout 8:00 p.m. on WOLO During a dating-themed rendition of the course, 12 couples of newly-paired contestants must work together on new and improved obstacles; the remaining pairs must work together on the final challenge in order to split the grand prize money. (HD) Thursday at 8 p.m. on WOLO, NFL Kickoff 2013 Jill Wagner turns 8:30 p.m. on WIS matchmaker for The defending Super Bowl champia special twohour, blind-date on Baltimore Ravens, led by quaredition of terback Joe Flacco, "Wipeout." return to Denver for a rematch of last season’s thrilling AFC Divisional Playoff, which the Ravens won, 38-35, in double-overtime; Ravens lead alltime series, 7-5. (HD) Rookie Blue 10:01 p.m. on WOLO Andy and Chloe discover that 15 Division is the target of revenge for an unknown shooter when they dodge shots while answering a routine 911 call, but while the squad is trying to track down suspects, Oliver comes face-to-face with the shooter. (HD) Owner’s Manual 10:30 p.m. on AMC Ed and Marcus risk life and limb logging in the Oregon forest, where they are tasked with hauling massive logs up a snowy mountainside, which leaves the two of them having to draw upon brute strength and technique to get the job done. (HD) The Pitch 11:00 p.m. on AMC Pasadena Advertising and Neuron Syndicate compete against one another in the hopes of gaining Tommy Bahama as one of their clients, but the talent of both organizations leaves the potential client struggling to make a decision. (HD)
HIGHLIGHTS Dear Dumb Diary 8:00 p.m. on HALL An 11-year-old girl hopes to rescue her school’s arts program by taking part in a charity event, however the journal in which she keeps her innermost thoughts about fellow students vanishes, causing trouble to soon occur. (HD) The Rock 8:00 p.m. on TNT A chemical weapons expert and a renowned former inmate of Alcatraz prison become the rescue team for a group of innocent people who were taken hostage by a mad Marine Corps general and his loyal men as they toured the old abandoned facility. (HD) Friday at 8 p.m. TEACH on WLTX, the two-hour special 8:00 p.m. on WLTX An in depth look is "TEACH" extaken into the lives plores America's of four teachers in education sysfour different, tem through the diverse classrooms eyes of such from across the devoted educacountry to see tors as Shelby what passion and Harris of Kuna, innovation drives Idaho. educators through the many ups and downs of a standard school year. (HD) Tanked 10:00 p.m. on ANPL Wayde and Brett have two California builds slated, one for a knee brace company, and a luxury apartment complex presents the challenge of bringing the ocean indoors, which prompts Wayde to energize ATM by holding an Employee of the Month contest. (HD) The Shawshank Redemption 10:30 p.m. on AMC A successful banker is convicted of a brutal murder and sentenced to life in prison, where he forges a bond of brotherhood with another prisoner while he copes with the horrors of prison and tries to improve conditions in the harsh institution. (HD)