Hogwarts Quibbler

We are the /r/harrypotter Quibbler! Made up of members of all four Houses (Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin), we aim to entertain, please, and in some cases, confuse a little bit. We're just trying to keep the Nargles and the Wrackspurts away from each other. Currently, erm, fourteen hours without an accident! [Oh...what was that bang?] Someone bring me my Spectrespecs...