Calgary Hockey Magazine Spring Edition 2018

Page 20

66

Press box snacks, and the hockey writers who passionately rate them

82

New arenas putting the home team’s logo on the dressing room ceiling instead of the floor

67

That moment between when a penalty shot is called and when a penalty shot takes place

83

“Last minute to play in the third period!”

84

Throwback jerseys

85

Scrambling-for-a-last-minute-emergency-goalie stories

86

Chirps

87

Sidney Crosby’s insatiable desire to win despite already winning everything

68

JAROMIR JAGR’S IMMORTALITY (AND THE ‘TRAVELLING JAGRS’ WHO FOLLOW HIM)

88

THAT TIME THAT PHIL KESSEL FILLED THE STANLEY CUP WITH HOT DOGS AND ATE THEM (ALL?)

69

Doug Glatt (played by Sean William Scott in “Goon”, and sports the number 69.)

70

Braden Holtby’s pre-game routine

71

Quiet Joe Sakic shutting everyone up

72

When tanking backfires

73

Offer sheets (extinct)

89

Insiders

74

The Pittsburgh model

90

When fake insiders get accidentally retweeted by real reporters

75

Five minutes of Timbits shinny during intermission

91

Steven Stamkos coming back stronger

76

The moment Don Cherry realizes he’s running out of time

92

Must-win games (but only the literal ones)

77

Ron MacLean’s dedication to the pun as a form of comedy

93

78

Gene Principe’s dedication to the pun as a form of comedy

Patrick Sharp still using thin shoulder pads that are about 23 years old and falling apart and gross

79

Jokes about the Columbus Blue Jackets’ cannon

94

Brainstorming a nickname for your freshly drafted fantasy team

95

Pucks in shallow (which result in an odd-man rush the other way)

96

Owning own-goals

97

Game-time decisions

98

Handshake lines

99

Wayne Gretzky mentoring Connor McDavid

80

81

EVGENY KUZNETSOV CELEBRATING GOALS LIKE A BIRD

100 Finished checks

20 | Calgary Hockey Magazine

Game 7 of the Stanley Cup playoffs


Turn static files into dynamic content formats.

Create a flipbook
Issuu converts static files into: digital portfolios, online yearbooks, online catalogs, digital photo albums and more. Sign up and create your flipbook.