66
Press box snacks, and the hockey writers who passionately rate them
82
New arenas putting the home team’s logo on the dressing room ceiling instead of the floor
67
That moment between when a penalty shot is called and when a penalty shot takes place
83
“Last minute to play in the third period!”
84
Throwback jerseys
85
Scrambling-for-a-last-minute-emergency-goalie stories
86
Chirps
87
Sidney Crosby’s insatiable desire to win despite already winning everything
68
JAROMIR JAGR’S IMMORTALITY (AND THE ‘TRAVELLING JAGRS’ WHO FOLLOW HIM)
88
THAT TIME THAT PHIL KESSEL FILLED THE STANLEY CUP WITH HOT DOGS AND ATE THEM (ALL?)
69
Doug Glatt (played by Sean William Scott in “Goon”, and sports the number 69.)
70
Braden Holtby’s pre-game routine
71
Quiet Joe Sakic shutting everyone up
72
When tanking backfires
73
Offer sheets (extinct)
89
Insiders
74
The Pittsburgh model
90
When fake insiders get accidentally retweeted by real reporters
75
Five minutes of Timbits shinny during intermission
91
Steven Stamkos coming back stronger
76
The moment Don Cherry realizes he’s running out of time
92
Must-win games (but only the literal ones)
77
Ron MacLean’s dedication to the pun as a form of comedy
93
78
Gene Principe’s dedication to the pun as a form of comedy
Patrick Sharp still using thin shoulder pads that are about 23 years old and falling apart and gross
79
Jokes about the Columbus Blue Jackets’ cannon
94
Brainstorming a nickname for your freshly drafted fantasy team
95
Pucks in shallow (which result in an odd-man rush the other way)
96
Owning own-goals
97
Game-time decisions
98
Handshake lines
99
Wayne Gretzky mentoring Connor McDavid
80
81
EVGENY KUZNETSOV CELEBRATING GOALS LIKE A BIRD
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Game 7 of the Stanley Cup playoffs
