celebrity halloween rundown: the good, the bad, the plenty? BY VANI KANT
Megan Fox and MGK as Pamela Anderson and out their rockstar fantasy online. Sometimes I really wish there was a major moral panic against sex Tommy Lee and… slutty confessional? Also Jesy Nelson and Noah Sapon as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. Also, Liam Payne and his new girlfriend as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. It seems like all the celebrities that won’t shut up no matter how much we or their PR agents tell them got together for a conference, and no one gave Ellen the memo.
again, because maybe then they’d finally stop.
My only meaningful commentary here is that such costumes only serve to sensationalise a traumatic part of Pamela Anderson’s life. Pam and Tommy weren’t a cheeky, raunchy couple that released their sex tape in the great name of democraticising media. That sex tape was leaked, Tommy Lee was an abuser, and Anderson has never had agency over how her For Fox and MGK, though, one attack wasn’t enough. story has been told. Have some decorum. Their second couple’s costume was the classic emo priest and sex worker. The costumes aren’t particularly surprising, as the couple is infamous for their peculiar public displays of affection that include drinking each other’s blood and sex that has allegedly made the devil clutch its rosary (yeowch!). It’s just annoying enough for you to scoff when you see it on your timeline. At this point, we’re just watching a horny teen couple live
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