RECIPES
Vax-Zine Summer 2021
Soggy Cereal
Photo and recipes by Rebecca Lee Cereal is tricky. If you're Charlie Brown, it's even worse. Use this foolproof recipe to make cereal today. Ingredients: Your Cereal of Choice Milk Spoon Bowl or Cup Steps: 1. Place cereal, milk, and bowl in proximity. 2. The soggy cereal will appear to you. 3. Have faith and a distracted temperament.
Unsoggy Cereal Ingredients: Your Cereal of Choice Spoon Bowl or Cup Steps: 1. Locate your favorite cereal. 2. Materialize a clean bowl or cup. 3. Take the milk out of the fridge. 4. WAIT NO PUT IT BACK. 5. Pour the cereal into the receptacle. 6. Pour the milk ---- NOOOOO. 7. PUT IT BACK. 8. Find a spoon. 9. Eye the milk out of the corner of your eye. 10. Put the milk back in the fridge. 11. Eat the unsoggy cereal.
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Poets and Writers Coalition Vax-Zine Spring 2021
