END NOTE I, CHARTICUS
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GOING ALONE?
UNLESS MY FAMILY FINDS OUT FIRST!
WHAT’S YOUR BUDGET?
72
THIS 6,000 POUNDS OF LUGGAGE AIN’T JUST FOR ME
HOW FAT IS YOUR WALLET?
WE’LL BE DOING TEMP WORK ALONG THE WAY
ON THE HIGH SIDE OF BARELY ADEQUATE
BUDGET!?! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I HIT MEGABUCKS (SHH, DON’T TELL THE IRS)
WANT TO EXPERIENCE NATURE?
HOW MUCH FRESH AIR?
HOW FAR DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL?
NATURALLY! (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
ENOUGH TO RETAIN CONSCIOUSNESS
I CAN PUT UP WITH MY CHAUFFEUR FOR A FEW HOURS
THE WONDROUS JOY OF SPOTTY CELL RECEPTION
THE MISERY OF KINDA LEARNING SOMETHING
MOAB
STAYCATION AT DOTTY’S
SPA VACAY IN SEDONA
YOSEMITE
OVERTON’S LOST CITY MUSEUM
SURE — ON YOUTUBE
AS MUCH AS TRUMP’S EPA WILL LET ME BREATHE
A SURGE-PRICED UBER RIDE
MUSEUM TOUR OF LOS ANGELES
ST. GEORGE
SPA VACAY AT ARIA
M AY 2 0 1 7
DESERTCOMPANION.VEGAS
VERY! TOOK OUT A THIRD MORTGAGE!
WHAT’S IN IT FOR THE KIDS?
WILL YOU REALLY DEPRIVE THE KIDS OF MAGICAL BRANDING MOMENTS?
DISNEYLAND!
WELL, WE COULD SPEND OUR LIFE SAVINGS ...