April 2–8
MONDAY
TUESDAY
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. (PG) 8.15 Good Game: Pocket Edition. 8.30 My Dad Is A Woman. (M) 9.15 To Be Advised. 9.30 Comedy Up Late. Premiere. 10.00 Set List. (M)
7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 8.15 The Roast. (PG) 8.30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends. (M) 9.30 Comedy Up Late. 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World. (PG) 10.45 Portlandia. 11.10 The Gruen Transfer. (M)
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 8.15 The Roast. (PG) 8.30 Good Game. 9.00 The Checkout. (PG) 9.30 Comedy Up Late. 10.00 Set List. (M) 10.25 The Gruen Transfer. (M) 11.05 Ross Kemp: Extreme World. (PG)
ABC2 (22)
6.20 Wolfblood. 6.50 Stoked. 7.20 Detentionaire. 7.35 News On 3. 7.45 Deltora Quest. Lief, Jasmine and Barda embark on a quest. 8.30 Astro Boy. A mysterious robot terrifies humans. 8.50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho. Figaro wants an omelette for breakfast. 9.00 Close.
6.20 Spectacular Spider-Man. 6.45 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 7.05 The Avengers. 7.35 The Avengers. 8.00 Wolverine And The X-Men. Logan is haunted by his memories. 8.50 SheZow. SheZow is reunited with his former sidekick. 9.00 Close.
6.05 Dragons: Riders Of Berk. 6.30 Grojband. 6.50 Canimals. 7.00 Horrible Histories. 7.30 Deadly 60. 8.05 Prank Patrol. Dana decides to trick her friend Jasmine while doing work experience at a shoe shop. 8.35 My Place. Bertie steals his friend’s pet rabbit. 9.05 Close.
6.05 Dragons: Riders Of Berk. 6.30 Grojband. 6.50 Canimals. 7.00 Horrible Histories. 7.30 Deadly 60. 8.05 Prank Patrol. Pranksters invite their friend to a TV show filming. 8.35 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life. Chris talks about Australian animals on TV. 9.00 Close.
ABC3 (23)
6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 News. 7.30 Highway Cops. (PG) 8.00 Motorway Patrol. (PG) 8.30 Escape To The Country. Alistair Appleton helps a young family. 9.30 Secret Location. (PG) Sunita is in London to help a couple. 10.30 Cowboy Builders. (PG) 11.30 Downsize Me. (PG)
6.00 Neighbours At War. (PG) 6.30 Once Upon A Time. (PG) 8.30 Movie: Failure To Launch. (2006) (M) Matthew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker. 10.30 The Border. (PG) 11.30 Helicopter Missions. (M)
6.30 Seconds From Disaster. (PG) 7.30 Motorway Patrol. (PG) An out-of-control car blasts off the motorway. 8.00 Wild Vets. 8.30 Escape To The Country. House hunters search for country living. 10.30 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.45 World’s Toughest Fixes. (PG)
6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 News. 7.30 Mighty Planes: NOAA - P3 Orion. A look at two P-3 Orion aircraft. 8.30 Foyle’s War. (M) Foyle investigates the murder of a truck driver, found in the remains of a bombed-out house. 10.40 Jonathan Creek. (M) 11.45 World’s Toughest Fixes. (PG)
6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 News. 7.30 When Weather Changed History. (PG) 8.30 Air Crash Investigations: Fanning The Flames. (PG) 9.30 Air Crash Investigations. (PG) 10.40 I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (M) 11.40 Salvage Code Red. (PG)
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6.00 Seinfeld. (PG) 7.30 Swamp People. (PG) Swampers are running out of time to reach their tag limits. 8.30 Tattoo Nightmares. (M) Gus helps a man escape his perverted past. 9.30 Outback Truckers. (PG) Follows Australian truckers. 11.30 SportsFan Clubhouse. (PG)
6.00 Seinfeld. (PG) Jerry and George travel to India to attend a wedding. Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish. 7.00 Football. AFL. Round 3. Hawthorn v Fremantle. From the MCG. 11.00 Movie: 12 Monkeys. (1995) (M) Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe. A man enters a hospital claiming to be a time traveller.
6.00 Horsepower TV. (PG) Factory Five and Ford team up with Mike and Joe to build the coolest 1933 roadster on the planet. 6.30 Football. AFL. Round 3. Collingwood v Geelong. From the MCG. 11.00 1000 Ways To Die: The End Is Weird. (AV15+) 11.30 1000 Ways To Die: Young, Dumb And Full Of Death. (AV15+)
6.30 Football. AFL. Round 3. Essendon v Carlton. From the MCG. 10.00 To Be Advised.
6.00 Seinfeld. (PG) 7.30 Outback Truckers. (PG) 8.30 Pawn Stars. (PG) A WWII pilot’s jacket comes in for appraisal. 9.30 American Restoration. (PG) A customer brings in a 1972 Honda ATC. 10.30 American Pickers. (PG) 11.30 SportsFan Clubhouse. (PG)
6.00 Seinfeld. (PG) 7.30 World’s Craziest Fools. (PG) Clips of people making fools of themselves. 8.30 Family Guy. (M) Brian moves out with his girlfriend. 9.00 American Dad! (M) Roger suffers a horrific car crash. 9.30 Family Guy. (M) Peter loses his mojo. 11.00 American Dad! (M)
7MATE (63)
6.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG) 7.00 Big Bang. (PG) 7.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 9.30 Movie: Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. (2008) (MA15+) 11.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG)
6.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 8.00 Suburgatory. 8.30 Survivor: Cagayan. (PG) Hosted by Jeff Probst. 9.30 Movie: Deep Blue Sea. (1999) (M) Jacqueline McKenzie, Samuel L. Jackson. 11.40 Suburgatory.
7.15 Movie: Happy Feet Two. (2011) (PG) Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, P!nk. The penguin nations unite to fight evil forces. 9.20 Movie: Superhero Movie. (2008) (M) Drake Bell, Sara Paxton. 11.00 Two And A Half Men. (PG) 11.30 Beware The Batman. (M)
6.40 Movie: The Ant Bully. (2006) Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep. A youngster is shrunk to ant size. 8.30 Movie: Year One. (2009) (M) After being banished from their village, two incompetent hunters embark on a Neolithic road trip. 10.30 Movie: Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny. (2005) (M)
7.00 Toy Hunter. Jordan travels to Houston. 7.30 The Middle. (PG) Sue learns to drive. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) Penny worries after her night with Raj. 9.30 Movie: Sharknado. (2013) (AV15+) Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard. Thousands of sharks terrorise LA. 11.30 The Middle. (PG)
6.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 7.30 Auction Hunters. (PG) The guys head to a silent auction in New Jersey. 8.00 Top Gear. (PG) The boys race from London to Milan. 9.30 Movie: Cop Out. (2010) (MA15+) 11.40 Auction Hunters. (PG)
6.30 Two And A Half Men. (PG) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 8.00 Auction Hunters. (PG) 8.30 Criss Angel Mindfreak. (M) Master illusionist Criss Angel performs a trick involving coffins and a speeding car. 9.30 Movie: Legion. (2009) (AV15+) 11.30 Auction Hunters. (PG)
GO! (88)
6.30 Friends. (PG) 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 Rapid Response: Joseph. (PG) 8.30 RPA. (PG) A 23-year-old woman starts radiotherapy. 9.30 Amazing Medical Stories: The Girl With Two Faces. (PG) 10.30 Embarrassing Bodies. (M) 11.30 My Strange Addiction. (PG)
6.30 Friends. (PG) 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 RBT. (PG) 8.30 Air Crash Confidential: Pilot Fatigue. (M) Explores fatal incidents of pilot fatigue. 9.30 Domestic Blitz. (PG) The team renovates a house and yard. 10.30 Selling Houses Abroad. 11.30 Hot Property. (PG)
6.30 Friends. (PG) 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow. Fiona returns to Birmingham University. 8.30 Movie: Sliding Doors. (1998) (M) Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah. Two possible lives unfold for a public relations executive. 10.30 Movie: Nine To Five. (1980) (PG) Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin.
6.30 Secret Dealers. (PG) Hosted by Kate Bliss. 7.30 Antiques Roadshow. 8.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (M) After Sara becomes the chief suspect in a murder investigation, the trail leads her back to her archenemy. 9.30 CSI: NY. (M) One of their own is gunned down. 10.30 To Be Advised. 11.30 The Closer. (M)
6.30 Movie: Forever Young. (1992) (PG) 8.35 Movie: The Time Traveller’s Wife. (2009) (PG) Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams. A man involuntarily travels through time. 10.45 Cricket. ICC Twenty20 World Cup. Final. From Sher-e-Bangla National Cricket Stadium, Mirpur, Bangladesh.
6.30 Friends. (PG) 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 Rapid Response: Afa’s Heart. (PG) 8.30 What’s Your Emergency? (M) Gardens are being used as a toilet and bed. 9.30 Movie: Disclosure. (1994) (MA15+) Michael Douglas, Demi Moore. An executive is accused of harassment.
6.30 Friends. (PG) Monica and Rachel reminisce. 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 RBT. (PG) Follows police units that operate random breath-test patrols around Australia. 8.30 Movie: Fallen. (1998) (M) Denzel Washington, John Goodman. A detective discovers the serial killer he is tracking is a demon. 11.00 The Closer. (M)
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6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 Swimming. Australian Swimming Championships. Day 2. From Brisbane Aquatic Centre. 9.05 Cops: Adults Only. (M) 9.30 Sons Of Anarchy. (MA15+) Jax brings a new proposal to the club. 10.30 Vegas. (M) 11.30 The Glades. (M)
6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 Swimming. Australian Swimming Championships. Day 3. 9.00 Whose Line. (PG) 9.30 Ross Noble’s Australian Trip. (M) 10.30 The Sketch Show. (PG) 11.00 Blokesworld. 11.30 The Project.
6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 Swimming. Australian Swimming Championships. Day 4. From Brisbane Aquatic Centre. 9.05 Megacities: New York City. (PG) A guide to New York City. 9.35 Movie: X. (2011) (AV15+) 11.35 The League. (MA15+)
6.00 Monster Jam. Return. 7.00 Trick My Truck. (PG) The crew rewards a man for his bravery. 7.30 Swimming. Australian Swimming Championships. Day 5. From Brisbane Aquatic Centre. 9.05 Cops. (M) Follows officers on a patrol. 9.30 Bellator MMA. (M) 11.30 Lights Out. Final.
6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Reel Rock. (PG) 7.00 Million Dollar Catch. (PG) 7.30 Swimming. Australian Swimming Championships. Day 6. From Brisbane Aquatic Centre. 8.40 Hardliners. (PG) 9.10 Cops: Adults Only. (M) 9.40 Movie: Cast Away. (2000) (M) Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt.
6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 World’s Toughest Trucker. (PG) 8.00 Flip Men. (PG) 8.30 Undercover Boss. (PG) 9.30 Hell’s Kitchen. Return. (M) Chef Ramsay introduces himself to 16 new contestants. 11.30 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Bahrain Grand Prix. Replay.
6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 Python Hunters. (PG) 8.30 Cops: Adults Only. (M) Officers patrol the streets of the US. 9.30 Ross Kemp On Gangs: El Salvador. (MA15+) 10.30 Super Rugby Extra Time. (PG) 11.30 The Project.
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6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. (PG) 8.30 The Simpsons. (PG) 9.00 Futurama. (PG) 9.30 The Simpsons. 10.00 Cleveland. (M) 10.30 Bob’s Burgers. Final. (PG) 11.00 Cheers. (PG) 11.30 Craig Ferguson. (PG)
6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 Rules Of Engagement. (PG) Jeff attempts to surprise Audrey. 9.00 Don’t Trust The B----. (M) June has to juggle two jobs. 9.30 Movie: Pretty In Pink. (1986) (M) Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer. 11.30 Craig Ferguson. (PG)
6.30 Neighbours. Brennan plans a surprise for Kate. 7.00 Raymond. 7.30 Glee. Sam becomes discouraged by his lack of success. 8.30 American Idol. (PG) One contestant is eliminated. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest. 10.30 Sex And The City. (MA15+) 11.40 Craig Ferguson. (PG)
6.00 Have You Been Paying Attention? (PG) 6.30 Next Top Model. (PG) 7.30 So You Think You Can Dance Australia. (PG) The top 12 dancers perform. 9.00 Graham Norton. Hosted by Graham Norton. 10.00 Sex And The City. (MA15+) Carrie reunites with Big. 10.30 Star Trek: DS9. (PG) 11.30 The Loop. (PG)
6.30 Raymond. 7.00 Raymond. (PG) 7.30 King Of The Nerds. (PG) 8.30 Movie: The Simpsons Movie. (2007) (PG) Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner. Homer accidentally pollutes the town’s water supply. 10.20 1600 Penn. Premiere. (PG) 10.50 Raymond. 11.50 Raymond. (PG)
6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. (PG) 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Raising Hope. (PG) Burt decides to run for mayor. 8.30 Sleepy Hollow. (M) Ichabod enlists Henry Parrish to aid him. 9.30 Torchwood. (M) A burglary turns into slaughter. 10.30 The 4400. (M) 11.30 Craig Ferguson. (PG)
6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. 7.30 Rules Of Engagement. (PG) 8.30 New Girl. (PG) 9.00 How To Live With Your Parents. (M) 9.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG) 10.00 Sex And The City. 10.30 Have You Been Paying Attention? 11.00 To Be Advised.
ELEVEN (55)
6.05 Ninja Warrior. 6.30 MythBusters. (PG) 7.30 The Feed. 8.00 30 Rock. (PG) 8.30 Movie: Hero. (2002) (M) Jet Li, Tony Leung Chiu Wai. A warrior explains how he defeated three assassins. 10.20 Soccer. UEFA Champions League. Quarter-final. First leg. 11.50 The Feed.
6.05 Ninja Warrior. 6.30 MythBusters: Fright Night. (PG) 7.30 The Feed. 8.00 30 Rock. (PG) 8.30 Vikings. (M) A new raid on England is organised. 9.20 What Happens In Kavos. (MA15+) Part 1 of 3. 10.15 The Feed. 10.45 South Park. (M) 11.10 The Returned. (M)
6.05 Soccer. UEFA Europa League. Highlights. 7.00 Soccer. A-League. Round 26. Adelaide United v Melbourne Heart. From Coopers Stadium, Adelaide. 10.05 The Sunny Side Of Sex: India. (MA15+) Part 2 of 3. 10.55 Stand Up @ Bella Union. (M) 11.25 The Walking Dead. (AV15+)
6.10 The Feed: Best Stories Of The Week. 6.40 Planet Sport. 7.40 American Ninja Warrior. (PG) 8.30 RocKwiz. (M) Music quiz show. 9.30 Bullet In The Face. (AV15+) 9.55 Bullet In The Face. (M) 10.25 Real Humans. (M) 11.35 Benidorm Bastards. (PG)
6.00 Vs Arashi. 7.00 Parks And Recreation. (PG) 7.30 If You Are The One. 8.30 South Park. (M) Stan campaigns against bullying. 8.55 Stand Up @ Bella Union. (M) Hosted by Chas Licciardello. 9.25 South Park. (M) 9.55 Him & Her. (M) 10.25 Movie: The Night Clerk. (2011) (M)
6.05 Ninja Warrior. 6.35 MythBusters. 7.35 The Feed. 8.05 30 Rock. (PG) 8.30 Life Support. (M) A mock lifestyle TV show satirising Australian society. 9.30 A-League Highlights Show. 10.30 The Feed. 11.00 South Park. (M) 11.25 Bare-Faced Cheek. (PG)
6.05 Ninja Warrior. 6.30 MythBusters. (PG) 7.30 The Feed. 8.00 30 Rock. (PG) 8.30 Drugs Live: The Ecstacy Trial. (M) 9.30 The Walking Dead. (AV15+) Shane makes a deadly sacrifice. 10.25 The Feed. 10.55 South Park. (MA15+) 11.20 Movie: 6ixtynin9. (1999) (AV15+)
SBS 2 (32)
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 8.15 The Roast. (PG) 8.35 Holy Rollers. (PG) 9.30 Jackpots And Jinxes: Lottery Stories. (PG) 10.20 The Gruen Transfer. (PG) 10.50 The Roast. (PG) 11.05 Me Facing Life: Cyntoia’s Story. (M)
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 8.15 The Roast. (PG) 8.30 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 9.00 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (PG) 9.30 The Spoils Of Babylon. (M) 9.55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (M)
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 8.15 The Roast. (PG) 8.30 I’m Having Their Baby. (M) 9.15 To Be Advised. 9.30 Diary Of A Teenage Virgin. 10.20 The Gruen Transfer. (M)
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Highway Thru Hell. Final. (PG) 8.15 Would I Lie To You? Shortcuts. 8.40 Jackpots And Jinxes: Lottery Stories. (PG) 9.30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. 10.15 The Spoils Of Babylon. (M)
6.05 Dragons: Riders Of Berk. 6.30 Grojband. 6.50 Canimals. 7.00 Horrible Histories. 7.30 Deadly 60. 8.05 Prank Patrol. Shayden wants to prank his mate Lachlan at a local nursery. 8.35 My Great Big Adventure. Hosted by Kayne Tremills. 9.00 Close.
6.05 Dragons: Riders Of Berk. 6.30 Grojband. 6.50 Canimals. 7.00 Horrible Histories. 7.30 Deadly 60. 8.05 Prank Patrol. Georgia has decided to prank her babysitter. 8.35 WAC: World Animal Championships. The gang encounter funny animals. 9.00 Close.
6.05 Dragons: Riders Of Berk. 6.30 Grojband. 6.50 Canimals. 7.00 Horrible Histories. 7.30 Bushwhacked! 8.05 Prank Patrol. Undercover police wait for Jason and Jordan. 8.35 Good Game: SP. Presented by Hex, Bajo and robot Darren. 9.00 Close.
6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 News. 7.30 Highway Patrol. (PG) 8.00 Crash Investigation Unit. (PG) 8.30 Fantasy Homes By The Sea. 9.30 Australia’s Best Houses. (PG) 10.00 Britain’s Empty Homes. (PG) 10.40 Homes Under The Hammer.
6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 News. 7.30 The Amazing Race: All Stars. (PG) Hosted by Phil Keoghan. 8.30 Movie: Tower Heist. (2011) (M) Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Casey Affleck. A group of amateurs plans a major heist. 10.45 World’s Deadliest Roads. (PG) 11.50 The Bill. (M)
6.00 Pimp My Ride. (PG) 6.30 Seinfeld. (PG) 7.30 Pawn Stars. (PG) 8.00 American Restoration. (PG) Rick’s brother and son encounter a milk-vending machine. 8.30 Hardcore Pawn. (M) Seth and Ashley make a series of bets. 9.30 American Pickers. (PG) 11.30 Rude Tube. (M)
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