Early 2023 Horoscopes

Predictions for the spring semester ahead.

by Alex Ross Managing Editor

ARIES

It is time to combat the fear that has been bothering you. Overcoming this obstacle will solidify the confidence and determination within yourself.

TAURUS

A strange encounter may take place at an unexpected time. Maintain a positive attitude and the outcome will lead to exciting new opportunities. However, letting out a burst of negativity may create serious problems.

GEMINI

Stretch out your muscles and take a breath of fresh air. A simple walk around the block or even a run to the other side of town will clear your mind of troubles.

CANCER

No, this is not a political game so don’t be worried. The Voting Game allows people to figure out the personalities of their closest friends through a hilariously-entertaining, anonymous-based voting system.

All players receive a number card that represents themselves. For each round, the players anonymously vote for the person they best think fits the drawn question card. Question cards range from silly to obscure statements such as “Who would fail an 8th grade math test right now?” and “Who would be the first in line for Hell?” Expansion packs are also available for purchase.

Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is the perfect party game even for the most introverted individual. No matter how wild the answers are, it serves as a great bonding activity for anyone with a broad sense of humor. No matter what, don’t forget the most important rule - whatever’s said in the room, stays in the room.

UNO

A good way of adding chaos to an event would be to whip out a deck of Uno cards. After shuffling the deck, each player is given a total of seven cards. There are different types of cards in the deck such as action, number and wild. In order to win one must disregard their entire pile. In terms of success, the more wild cards the better. Keep in mind that this game is notorious for creating enemies and ending friendships.

SPOONS

Grab some plastic utensils and get ready to play spoons. This is an awesome twist on a classic card game. The main difference between the normal card game and this version is where the spoons are placed. Spoons are hidden around a room or in a common area by players that are already out. This style makes the game more entertaining and hilarious for both the players and the observers.

Mario Kart And Mario Party

For a children’s property, Mario games are near-unbeatable in their attempts to tear families and friends apart. Games can get intense, and long-lasting rivalries will form over the course of the evening. Regardless, at the end of the day, never forget that revenge taken through future victory will always taste sweetest.

Work will drain you of your energy. Perhaps reward yourself with that item you’ve been eyeing up at the store. Your hard work has not been paying off like you hoped, so you might want to take matters into your own hands.

LEO

Someone wants your attention but is afraid to strike up conversation. Closely watch the people you interact with and let them speak their minds. Figuring out this specific someone won’t be easy.

VIRGO

Be sure to take some timeWhen given the opportunity to travel soon, take it. This excursion will change your thoughts on a past experience. Don’t let nervous feelings hold you back from undergoing personal developments.

LIBRA

A secret is passing through the people in your life. It will be bound to get to you soon, but be patient. This secret could be simple petty drama or possibly life-changing news. Keep an eye out and an ear open.

SCORPIO

Maybe you haven’t been confident in the quality of your work recently. Assess your skills and focus on the strongest ones. Refining your abilities may alleviate that lack of confidence. Keep distance from any underdeveloped criticisms.

SAGITTARIUS

Become acutely aware of new people entering your life. Consider staying friendly and observant for the time being. New friends will defend you when adversaries are revealed.

CAPRICORN

Your workload may be building up. Don’t let it get out of your control, as it may impede on future plans. Prioritizing work over play will bring stability in the long run. No matter how tempting procrastination may be, keep yourself preoccupied with productivity.

AQUARIUS

Take control of the conversation today. You may have had ideas brewing in your head, so let them out.

PISCES

Bad luck is looming over you in the future. Make sure not to stray from the safest path and keep one eye open.