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On my mini holiday
We Have Been Sofa Surfing! Hello all you lovely creatures! It’s been a busy month for little ole me, Mistress and little Mistress, We are having to get some urgent building work done on our home so we are soon moving into temporary accommodation. When we went to look at the house we will be taking, I met a rather gorgeous dog called Bertie. He actually answered the door. Clever boy! I think he may be my new love interest. If he is reading this then maybe we could hook up for a walk! Meantime we have been sofa surfing and I had a lovely break with Barking Mad in our local area. Picked up by Tracy, my most favourite person in the world apart from Mistress and little Mistress I was taken to one of my regular dog carers for two weeks of ‘holibobs!’It was fab and I was well loved and taken good care of.
If your owners are going away and can’t take you with them get them to book you in – firstname.lastname@example.org As I write my column I notice my tummy is rumbling so it must be time for a treat soon. It is quite a disturbing noise and keeps distracting me from my creative writing. Mistress thinks it is coming from her so I will let her go on thinking that. Just like I do when I do a bottom burp! The Wi fi keeps dropping out and although I don’t have much of a temper if it happens again I’m going to throw my toys out of my bed and eat piggy’s tail off!!! Following April showers it seems we have May showers too as it is pouring down. Mistress has just dashed out to bring in the washing and has put her slippers on the wrong feet! Not the first time she has done that or put her jumper on back to front. She puts it down to stress. I put it down to madness. No not really. Honest Guv! I am off now because now my mouse isn’t working properly! See you next issue and I can tell you all about our new home and whether Bertie joined me in the park!
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