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ION FABULANCE

ION FABULANCE

TAURUS April. 21 - May 20 Mercury encourages you to renew old friendships, and make a few new friends, too. Make sure you set firm boundaries. You know those lousy “friends” of yours? Say, “Adíos.”

GEMINI May 21 - June 21

Shoulders back! Mercury encourages you to talk. About everything. With authority, so that people believe you. Mars gives you some extra pep, so use it to defend your values.

CANCER June 22 - July 22

Luscious Venus and plucky Jupiter grab some glitter and bedazzle your life. Frankly, it could use some sparkle. Pluto urges you to do something that makes a difference. What will it be?

LEO July 23 - Aug. 22

Look, things have gotten sloppy. Saturn says put your shoulder to the wheel, give up a few conveniences, and see everything fall into place. Your charisma gets you into a VIP section. Everywhere. Seriously.

VIRGO Aug. 23 - Sep. 22

What’s your priority? Professional success, or love? You’re in luck: you get a little bit of both this month. Pluto moves into Aquarius making this a good time to switch up your routine.

LIBRA Sep. 23 - Oct. 22

Faraway, funky Pluto is projecting lots of self-confidence and has you feeling sexy. You’re even more persuasive when you talk to others. Compromise is key. So are compliments.

SCORPIO Oct. 23 - Nov.23

You are in demand and you demand a lot of attention. A LOT. Plan on doing something a little decadent this month. A dramatic Full Moon might find you making out with your friends. Maybe even your bestie. Just … ewww.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 23 - Dec. 23

Saturn increases your power. Jupiter gives you the giggles. Venus brings prosperity. A rich uncle dies and leaves all his money. Not really, but you’ll be “comfortable” this month.

CAPRICORN Dec. 23 - Jan. 20

Lots of promise awaits for you right around the 17th, just let Saturn do the talking. Avoid all the superficial banalities around you. Let Venus help iron out the wrinkles. You’ll seduce someone who needs seducing.

AQUARIUS Jan. 21 - Feb. 19

Pluto is all about transformation and growing, shifting into Aquarius, bringing progress to your world. Expect the winds of change to rip off your metaphysical clothes, exposing your naughty bits. You love being naked, right? Oh, now ... we’ve all seen your goodies, baby. And we love ‘em.

PISCES Feb. 20 - Mar. 20

Don’t let pesky deadlines or clocks run your life. After the Full Moon everyone wants a little bit of your “glow,” but keep some for special occasions. If it’s your birthday, Mercury gives you a spark and makes you extra popular.

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