Iron Man (Tony Stark) “Contrary to popular belief, I
know exactly what I’m doing…” -Tony Stark
Iron man is a much more basic Superhero, which Marvel is quite famous for. Much like the Batman, he has no superpowers. The only thing you have is your suit. And you’re a genius, a playboy, billionaire, crime fighter and philanthropist. To start your adventure, start at an early age. If you didn’t start in advanced physics and robotic building when you were 7, then you should start this moment. If you’ve started your career in physics, engineering, artificial intelligence, software design and robotics. When you graduate from college, you should start your own business in robotics and weaponry development. Once you get kidnapped by the Vietnamese and held hostage, because you are the worlds smartest person, and you happen to be able to build weapons of war, and are very advanced in robotics. I mean, lets face it, nobody is a better robot builder than Tony Stark. Anyway, thanks to this event, you will develop your first Mech Suit, complete with Flame thrower and Machine gun. But you were wounded by a landmine, and your heart was subsequently ruined in that process. So what should you do? Build a new one out of cockroaches and nails. You bust out, you have created a war machine. After this, since you will have the money and the means to create the rest of your Mech suits. The villains you will have to face are much softer than Batman’s. But nonetheless, they are super villains. Doctor Doom, who is a major problem for Iron Man, and the rest of the Avengers, is actually the evilest of the Marvel Super Villains. He destroys towns, steals precious metals and robs banks. Another villain you have to worry about, in Fin Fang Foom, a dragon from an alien planet, who just so happens to be out to get you. Then there is Shock wave, a former M-16 Agent that stole one of your Mech suits. Since you’re Iron Man, and you couldn’t care less about whether or not people know your identity, it doesn’t really matter what you do outside of you superhero life. So that’s definitely a perk. Now that you have the ability to become a superhero, you should probably go save some people. That would be pretty cool, because you don’t really get paid, and you get to save the world. So now that you’re a big shot, go get those ladies, and stay classy. It would probably be safe to say, that the end justifies the means.
on the spot
What super Power would you have?
“I would want to fly, because then I could save money on gas, and flying is pretty cool.” Derek Nugent ’17
I would be invisible, so I could spy on people Megan Weisenbbeck ‘17
“To read minds, because then I would know all of the answers to my tests.” Mackenze Bonner ‘17
COMPILED by Carter Leavesseur
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