[INSERT PICTURE HERE] text by ELIZABETH SAK New to Tinder and just wanted to try it out! I’m 6’7”. Let’s just get that out of the way I got banned from Club Penguin for swearing. Swipe right if you like the drive in cause I like that shit. I’m pretty much the driver of the struggle bus open minded and 420 friendly. I can drink water really fast. the brains, the brawn, and the squat booty lets raise a dog together up to you to make the first move (lets be honest—we both know the girl calls the shots) just looking for a second date People who think I’m funny: -Me -My mom -My dog (I think) I just got out of prison after spending 9 years. That was a joke Basically the closest you’ll get to your Aladdin/ Jack Sparrow fantasy. P.S. I go down more than your grades will in college. Message me for more
Excerpts taken from Tinder profiles.
photos by ERIC GHOBRIL
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