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19.00 BBC Three Outtakes Show 19.15 Farscape 20.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron 21.00 Stars in Fast Cars 21.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 22.00 Little Britain Hmm not sick of this yet. At all. Not at all. No way. it’s not got tiring in any way. Absolutely not. 22.30 Man Stroke Woman 23.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 23.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 24.00 The Comic Side of 7 Days 24.30 Swiss Toni 01.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron 01.55 Man Stroke Woman Hilariously titled show here. Who’d have though BBC3 could come up with such a thing? I feel sick. 02.25 Stars in Fast Cars Behind bars, with Sars, with babies in jars, covered in tar. Fnarr! 02.55 Would You Buy a House with a Stranger? 03.55 Close
6:00am: CBeebies: Tikkabilla 6:35 Pingu 6:40 Pingu 6:45 Pingu 6:50 Brum 7:00 CBBC: Looney Tunes 7:10 Scooby-Doo and ScrappyDoo 7:30 Smile 10:00 Sunday Style 11:30 Wild Africa 12:20pm: FILM: Sherlock Holmes and the Pearl of Death Sherlock investigates Anna Nicole Smith’s clitoris. 1:25 Sunday Grandstand 1:35 Racing from Aintree 3:05 Tri-Nations Rugby League. GB v Australia 3:50 Rugby Union. England v New Zealand 4:40 Rugby Union 5:00 Rugby Union. Scotland v Samoa 5:30 Seal Sanctuary 5:40 Diving with Whales 6:10 Natural World 7:00 Top of the Pops 7:35 Malcolm in the Middle Arrested Development for teenagers. That’s not a bad thing, by the way. 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 In Search of Speed 10:00 Egyptian Journeys with Dan Cruickshank 10:30 Match of the Day 2 11:20 World Amateur Boxing Championships ERM isn’t Arrested Develoment supposed to be on now, not namby-pambly woofters in shorts bitchslapping each other? 12:20am: Joins BBC News 24 2:00 BBC Learning Zone: WorkSkills: Money Matters: Spend or Save? Spend! On us! On wine! 3:00 Balance Your Books On your heads, and feel in touch with the plight of starving Africans. 4:00 Deal with Debt I don’t like how there’s loads of shows on about money just after I’m about to blow all my money on Frasier DVD’s 5:00 Account for Yourself
Sunday, November 20, 2005 19.00 Animalicious Bestiality, at this time of the evening? On BBC4? 19.50 Film: Twelfth Night 22.00 Car Crash: The Delorean Story Hands up who knows anything whatsoever about the Delorean apart from that it can time travel when struck by lightning at a certain time. Thought so. 23.00 Rover: The Long Goodbye 23.40 The Lost Road: Overland to Singapore 24.25 This Sceptic Isle 01.25 Animation Nation 02.25 Animation Nation 03.25 Animation Nation 04.25 CloseI’ve just noticed there’s a program on E4 at 4pm today called Young, Sexy And...Busted. Seriously, you don’t know the meaning of the word sexy if you weren’t at the CIA late last year watching Busted, when Matt, avec eyeliner, covered Should I Stay or Should I Go by the Clash, and sweated profusely all over the stage. Sexy was pretty much made redundant in the English language in any other context after that moment, I can assure you.
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6.00 GMTV 9.25 The Championship 10.25 Skillz 10.55 The X Factor 12.05 The X Factor Results 12.35 Jonathan Dimbleby including ITV News and Weather 1.35 ITV Wales News and Weather 1.45 Britain's Best Back Gardens 2.15 Waterfront 2.45 My Uncle Silas 3.15 The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby. 5.15 Never to be Forgotten. Land of Song 5.45 A Story of Cardiff. There was once a boy, first name TV, surname John. He moved to Cardiff in 2001 and lived in Room 1, Flat 2, House J in Senghennydd Court. Then he moved to 42 Bedford Street. Five years after he moved in, he’s still writing for the same student newspaper he was in 2001, where the first thing he reviewed was a Mogwai gig in Bristol. Then he died. 6.15 ITV Wales News and Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 6.50 Emmerdale 7.20 Creature Comforts 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Heartbeat. Blood Brothers 9.00 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! 10.30 OFI Sunday 11.15 ITV News 11.30 Fact Hunt 0.00 Faith and Music 0.35 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Live 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 2.55 Love 2 Shop. Love 2 use knobbish text message language. 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 GMTV2 9.25 Get Me Out of Here! Burrell Goes Back 10.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 11.25 With a Little Help from My Friends 12.25 Movies Now. 12.35 The Xtra Factor 1.05 In Her Shoes UK Premiere 1.35 Planet's Funniest Animals. 1.55 Emmerdale Omnibus 4.40 Coronation Street Omnibus 7.00 Get Me Out of Here! Burrell Goes Back 8.00 The X Factor 9.10 The X Factor Results 9.40 The Xtra Factor 10.10 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Correct me if I’m wrong here, but I’m sure this film isn’t a> half an hour long, and b> even in the cinemas yet. 10.40 Coronation Street 11.10 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here Now! 0.10 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Live 0.35 My Teen's a Nightmare - I'm Moving Out 1.35 The Frank Skinner Show. 2.25 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Live Thank God this show’s back, it means less to write on ITV2.
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6:15 The Hoobs: Crumbs 6:40 The Hoobs: Hang Ups 7:05 Transworld Sport 8:00 World Cup Skiing 9:00 T4: Hit40uk 9:30 T4: Futurama: The Sting 10:00 T4: Hollyoaks Omnibus 12:40 T4: Fiends 1:15 T4: Totally Frank 1:50 T4: H Side Story 2:25 T4: Fiends 2:55 T4: The Simpsons 3:30 T4: T4 Poll Winners' Party 2005 With Smash Hits 5:30 T4: Robbie Willis: Video Exclusive Give this shit a miss. To think I used to respect Stephen “Tin Tin” Duffy. 5:35 Scrapheap Challenge 6:35 Lost The latest wank from the island of David Lynch wannabe’s. Oooh which mental plot twist probably ripped straight from the shooting scripts of Twin Peaks or Mulholland Drive are the bunch of idiots that nobody gives a toss about up to this week? 7:35 Channel 4 News 8:00 Not Forgotten Commemoration 9:00 Notting Hill 11:20 Mystic Pizza 1:15 Comedy Lab: Whatever 1:40 Dubplate Dra Once again the listings people have failed to include the second half of the program title. I reckon it’s supposed to say “Dubplate Drazic” in relation to the former Heartbreak High characters foray into drum n’ bass, and his club night, Chasing the Drazic. I might be wrong. 1:55 Freesports On 4: La Santa Pro Surf 2:25 Monster Mania 2:50 Kotv 3:20 French Football: Le Chpionnat 5:10 Post Modern Pastimes 5:20 Neighbourhood Tales: Chpion 5:25 Countdown 6:10 Close egergergergergergerrgergregre
6:00 Morning Glory 7:00 Morning Glory 8:00 The All Star Wake Up Call 9:00 The All Star Wake Up Call 10:00 Whatever... You Want 11:00 Whatever... You Want 12:00 Greatest No 2's Note to self: Insert shit gag here later 1:00 Greatest No 2's Note to self: Insert shit gag here later. 2:10 Popworld 2005 3:00 H Side Story 3:30 Totally Frank 4:00 Young, Sexy And...Busted 5:00 Friends: The One Where Rachel Quits 5:30 Fiends 6:00 Playing It Straight 7:00 One Tree Hill 8:00 The Simple Life: Interns 8:30 Tommy Lee Goes To College 9:00 Lost: In Translation When all else fails in your WANK David Lynch rip-off show, steal a respectable film title! 10:00 Hollyoaks Let Loose 11:00 Rajan And His Evil Hypnotists 11:35 Criss Angel Mindfreak 12:05 The Pamela Anderson Roast 1:20 Tommy Lee Goes To College 1:45 The Simple Life: Interns 2:05 Hollyoaks Let Loose 3:05 One Tree Hill: The Lonesome Road
06.00 Softies 06.05 Titch 06.15 Old Bear Stories 06.25 Rolie Polie Olie 06.55 The Save-Ums! 07.05 The Save-Ums! 07.20 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and his Best Friend Corky 07.35 Make Way for Noddy 07.50 Harry and his Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 08.10 Harry and his Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 08.30 Franklin 09.00 Gerald McBoing Boing 09.30 Demolition Dad 09.40 Extreme Football This week, ball of razorblades, on ice. 10.00 Michaela's Wild Challenge 10.30 Make It Big 11.00 The New Tomorrow 11.35 Heroes of History 12.00 A Different Life 12.30 The History of British Sculpture 13.05 five news update 13.15 Film: Flaming Feather 14.40 Film: Terms of Endearment 17.00 Joey 17.30 Joey 18.00 five news and sport 18.20 Film: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey You know, I’ve never seen this. Like how I’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and never seen Temple of Doom, I’ve seen ...Excellent Adventure a hundred times, but somehow this has always evaded me. Is it good? 20.00 Britain's Worst... Builder 21.00 Film: xXx Action film for people who don’t get out enough. 23.25 World's Wildest Police Videos 24.20 Adventure Triathlon 24.45 NBA Action 01.10 NFL Live: Sunday Night Game of the Week 04.45 Dutch Football
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6:00am: Breakfast 7:35 Match of the Day 9:00 Sunday AM 10:00 The Heaven and Earth Show 11:00 Countryfile 12:00pm: The Politics Show 1:05 Keeping Up Appearances 1:35 Cash in the Attic So that’s what the Carter family did with Johnny’s ashes... 2:20 Diagnosis Murder 3:05 EastEnders 5:00 Lifeline Oh please give us some more money, we’ve made a documentary and everything! On an unrelated note, anyone who wants to contribute to TV Desk’s red wine fund, contact us. You know it makes everything better. 5:10 Songs of Praise Religious crap! 5:45 Last of the Summer Wine Vintage crap! 6:15 Bleak House Postmodern crap! 6:45 Antiques Roadshow Antique crap! 7:35 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 8:00 Rocket Man This reminds me of the final, and my favourite scene from Nicholas Cage vehicle The Rock, where the bad guy whose name I forget, has himself blown out of the side of Alcatraz by a mysteriously placed rocket. 9:00 Egypt 10:00 BBC News; Weather. 10:15 Panorama 10:55 Rome 11:50 FILM: Carpool This reminds me of my favourite, and final scene from Nicholas Cage vehicle, the Vauxhall Vectra... 1:20am: Sign Zone: Holby City 2:20 Sign Zone: Tales from the Green Valley TV Desk are uninanimous in their love of My Friends Over You by New Found Glory. BELIEVE IT.
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06:10 The Hoobs 06:35 The Hoobs 07:00 Transworld Sport 08:00 World Cup Skiing 09:00 Hit40uk 09:25 Hollyoaks 09:55 Hollyoaks 10:25 Hollyoaks 11:00 Hollyoaks 11:30 12:00 The Simpsons 12:30 Yr Wythnos 13:00 Maniffesto 13:30 Rownd A Rownd 14:00 Rownd A Rownd 14:30 Gordon Ramsay's F Word No. 34: Frankenstein. 15:30 Dudley 16:00 Cwpwrdd Dillad 16:30 04 Wal 17:00 Welsh In A Week 17:30 Newyddion 17:35 Pobol Y Cwm Omnibws 19:30 Canu'r Cymoedd 20:00 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 20:30 Cefn Gwlad 21:00 Dal: Yma/Nawr 22:20 Ffrsys Wyrs 22:30 Blas Y Cynfyd 23:00 Film: Stepmom Sentimental tosh with, I believe, Julia Roberts. 01:20 Film: Mystic Pizza Oh what’s this, more Julia Roberts nonsense, which is about pizzas, but is in no way mystical. 03:15 Film: The Iron Ladies Biopic about Iron Maiden groupies of the 1980’s. 05:05 Unreported World 05:30 Diwedd/Close