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6.00 GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Accept You're the Father of My Baby! DNA Results 10.30 This Morning 12.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 1.30 Loose Women 2.15 A Brush with Fame. Grand Final 3.00 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt 3.30 Pocoyo 3.35 Pirates. 3.50 Planet Sketch 4.00 Disney's The Legend of Tarzan. Fountain 4.30 Harry Hill's Shark Infested Custard 5.00 The Paul O'Grady Show 6.00 ITV Wales News and Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Tonight with Trevor McDonald 8.30 Airline 9.00 Taggart 10.30 ITV News 11.00 The Food Show 11.30 The Guest List 0.00 The Frank Skinner Show 1.00 Fact Hunt Best Actress winner Hilary Swank was in Beverly Hills 90210. The guy who wrote the script for The Terminal just got Geri Haliwell pregnant. Carla from Cheers plays Mrs Wormwood in the film adaptation of Matilda. The actor who played AC Slater in Saved By the Bell does a voice in a feature length episode of Scooby Doo. Halle Berry was in the first Flintstones movie. The actor who plays Barney Rubble in the second Flintstones film looks exactly like the singer from Rammstein. All of the above are true. 1.25 Dragnet. The Brass Ring 2.10 Entertainment Now! 2.35 ITV at Reading 2005 3.30 ITV at the Movies 3.55 cd:uk Hotshots 4.20 Tonight with Trevor McDonald 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early
19.00 Tales from the Palaces 19.30 The Cinema Show 20.00 The World 20.30 Illuminations: Treasures of the Middle Ages 21.00 Alison Moyet: One Blue Voice Live 22.00 George Michael Talks to Kirsty Wark 22.30 QI 23.00 The Thick of It 23.30 Film: "Divided We Fall" 01.30 Alison Moyet: One Blue Voice Live 02.30 George Michael Talks to Kirsty Wark 03.00 The Cinema Show 03.30 Tales from the Palaces 04.00 Close Anyway, consequences: There once was a lovely young filly named Marjory, who could never tell the difference between blood and jam. So she just gave up, it was rubbish anyway. “Never” shouted Gareth, in a Bristolian accent, “From round here it’s a ridiculous idea! Why would earth would wear an orange lurex sweater with those jeans, you fashion leper” With that, he put down his cap and walked into a dark, damp mossy cave....
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 60 Minute Makeover. 10.25 Sally Jessy Raphael. 11.10 Judge Judy. 12.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 1.30 Coronation Street. 2.00 Emmerdale. 2.30 Farewell Seth. A requiem for the character of Seth Cohen from the OC, who fell victim to one of his own cartoon nerd creations which alas, not only defined him, but also destroyed him. I love him. 3.00 The Ricki Lake Show. 3.50 Trisha. 4.55 Sally Jessy Raphael. 5.45 Judge Judy. 7.00 3rd Rock from the Sun. The Physics of Being Dick 7.30 The Xtra Factor: 24/7. 8.30 The Xtra Factor: Xcess All Areas. 9.30 Unlikely Lovers. Barry Norman and Moira Stewart. True story. 10.30 The Frank Skinner Show. 11.30 Coronation Street. 0.00 The Xtra Factor: Best and Worst Auditions. 1.00 Big Game TV. 3.00 Teleshopping. ...inhabited by a wise old man with lots of warts and a very long beard who told her to go to a castle and talk to the magical unicorn. After all that exertion, he went to bed.
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5:45 Grabbit The Rabbit 5:55 Inuk: The Mask Of The Wolf 6:10 The Hoobs: The Band 6:35 The Hoobs: Circus 7:00 B4 7:30 Friends: The One With All The Jealousy 8:00 Just Shoot Me: The List 8:30 Will & Grace 8:55 Frasier 9:25 3 Minute Wonder: The Homeless World Cup 9:30 Sweet Sixteen 9:55 Tate Modern: World War Ii 10:00 Impressionism: Revenge Of The Nice 11:45 Tate Modern: Pharmacy 11:50 National Gallery: Mothers And Sons 11:55 Tate Modern: Beautiful People? 12:00 News At Noon 12:30 Coach Trip 1:00 Supporting Acts 1:10 The Way West 3:30 Countdown 4:15 Deal Or No Deal 5:00 Richard & Judy 6:00 The Simpsons: Secrets Of A Successful Marriage 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:35 Friends: The One With The Mugging 8:00 Friends: The One With The Boob Job 8:30 Will & Grace 9:00 The Simpsons: Homer Vs. Dignity 9:30 Rock School 10:00 Spoons 10:30 Dirty Tricks 11:25 Franz Ferdinand: Video Exclusive 11:30 The Osbournes: Charity Case 12:00 The Hitcher 1:45 Bollywood Firsts: Saathiya Premiere 4:20 Great British Isle 5:20 Countdown 6:05 Close This time last week I was in the Heathrow Holiday Inn EXECUTIVE suite enjoying the plentiful supplies of complimentary Dove shampoo. Not quite sure how I managed to be charged only seven quid for the room but I don’t ask those kind of questions. I stole a showercap, some executive notepaper, a nailfile, coffee, tea, sugar, and galaxy hot chocolate.
06.00 Titch 06.10 Old Bear Stories 06.20 Franny's Feet 06.30 Rolie Polie Olie 07.00 Funky Valley 07.05 Bird Bath 07.15 Roobarb and Custard Too 07.25 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and his Best Friend Corky 07.45 Make Way for Noddy 08.00 Fifi and the Flowertots 08.15 Peppa Pig 08.25 Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends 08.45 Hi-5 09.20 MechaNick 09.25 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 five news 12.00 Home and Away 12.30 BrainTeaser 13.30 Film: "Eye on the Sparrow" 15.30 Film: "Death in Small Doses" I may make the tea for everyone but do they really know what they are drinking? 17.30 five news 18.00 Home and Away 18.30 Family Affairs 19.00 five news 19.30 Great British Commanders 20.00 Stargate Atlantis 20.55 five news update 21.00 Film: "The Replacement Killers" Starring The Kaiser Chiefs. 22.45 My Secret Body is hidden on the head of The Sphinx 23.15 Top Buzzer I’ve said it before, but I’ve never meant it more than now - this IS the worst television show ever produced. It’s a low-budget sitcom, about drugs, with people in it who take drugs, written by...Johnny Vaughan. Disgraceful. 23.45 Film: "Desert Thunder" 01.15 Film: "The Kiss" 02.50 The Love Boat 03.40 Sunset Beach 04.20 Lexx 05.05 Russell Grant's Postcards This week: Tropic of Cancer. 05.10 Sons and Daughters 05.35 Sons and Daughters oerijtoierjtoiert .....osdifng!
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6:00am: Close 7:00 CBBC: Looney Tunes 7:05 Trollz 7:30 Raven 7:55 Newsround 8:00 Legend of the Dragon 8:25 CBBC Playlist 10:00 CBeebies: Cbeebies Birthdays: Lazytown 10:30 Pingu 10:35 Pingu 10:40 Pablo, the Little Red Fox 10:45 Boo! Arctic 11:00 Trade Secrets 11:10 Meet the Ancestors Special: The Lost City of Roman Britain 12:00pm: The Daily Politics 12:30 Working Lunch 1:30 Bowls: International Open 4:30 Ready Steady Cook 5:15 Weakest Link 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two 7:00 Microsoft's Big Games Gamble 7:30 Tales from the Green Valley 8:00 Garden School 8:30 Gardeners' World 9:00 The Gunpowder Plot 9:50 Space 10:00 QI 10:30 Newsnight 11:00 Newsnight Review 11:35 Later with Jools Holland Jools Holland introduces a diverse mix of new musical talent and established artists Joining him are Robbie Williams (twat), Ray Davies, Newcastle band Maximo Park (bigger twats) and Senegalese musical maverick Cheikh Lo 12:40am: Bowls Extra: International Open 2:00 BBC Learning Zone: Open University: Waiting Their Turn 2:30 Art - a Question of Style 3:00 Classical and Romantic Music - Putting on the Style 3:30 What Is Religion? I do believe it’s a good excuse for an argument. 4:00 Looking for Hinduism in Calcutta 4:30 From Here to Modernity 5:00 Lie of the Land: Three Revolutions in Mapping 5:30 Ever Wondered? ...and of course, The Godfather
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19.00 7 o'Clock News on BBC Three 19.30 Trauma 20.00 Who Rules the Roost? 21.00 Funland 22.00 EastEnders 22.25 The Comic Side of 7 Days 23.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 23.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 24.00 Three's Outtakes 24.30 Funland 01.00 Who Rules the Roost? 01.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.35 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 02.55 Spendaholics 03.55 Close So anyway, I might be going to the cinema tomorrow for the first time in three months to see The Corpse Bride. I don’t think I can be bothered, I mean it’s animated so it’s not going to be very long, and it’ll be five pounds. That’s about a pound for every 25 minutes, which Johnny Depp or no Johnny Depp, isn’t worth it. I like to chase crabs.
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06:10 The Hoobs 06:35 The Hoobs 07:00b4 07:30 Friends: The One Without The Ski Trip 08:00just Shoot Me: Lies & Dolls 08:30 Will And Grace: Looking For Mr Good Enough 08:55the Great Pretenders 09:05the Market 09:30 the Deadly Knowledge Show 09:55 hardeep Does... Pets 10:20 Bricking It 11:10 Bricking It 12:00 news At Noon 12:30Planed Plant Bach 12:30 Hwre! Dyma Nodi 12:45 Pentre Bach 13:00 Channel 4 Racing 15:15 Countdown 16:00planed Plant 16:00 Dan Datrys 16:25 Bôrd 16:50 Ffeil 17:00 Richard & Judy 17:55 The Simpsons18:20uned 5 19:15y Clwb Rygbi Rhyngwladol Cymru V Fiji 21:25newyddion 21:35pobol Y Cwm 22:00gwyl Cerdd Dant Gogledd Penfro Ymryson Y Beirdd 23:00rock School 23:30Peep Show 00:00The Osbournes: Number One Fan 00:30UK Music Hall Of Fame: Who Killed The Rolling Stone? 01:35UK Music Hall Of Fame: World's Greatest Gigs 02:45uk Music Hall Of Fame: Jimi Hendrix: The Road To Woodstock 03:50Freesports