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THE ACTS

Clowning

Did you have trouble finding your seat? You’re not alone. This unlikely pair of passengers find themselves fumbling at every stop, and our flight attendant can’t quite seem to keep them in check.

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Dance

This lovely team is here to entertain and inform you throughout our journey. Sit back, relax, and make sure to pay attention as they assist our captain in delivering our most important rules.

Ringmaster

This courageous captain is here to safely guide you from galaxy to galaxy! With hair up to Saturn and a license to fly, you’re in good hands as she takes us from planet to planeteven if we do have a few… unplanned stops along the way.

DOUBLE & TRIPLE TRAPEZE

From the far flung corners of the galaxy, we’d like to introduce to you a group of desert-faring aliens you will not soon forget.

Jump Rope

In the limitless expanses of space, it can be a bit overwhelming to know exactly where you are and what’s around you. But never fear, we have an intrepid team ready to storm the stars and light the path to safety.

Swinging Trapeze

Attention Passengers, we are currently approaching an interplanetary toll booth run by the new and improved Nexus-9 androids. You may feel a slight tingling sensation as they scan over our ship and catalog our cargo. Keep your seatmates close and your contraband closer as we pass through the scanners of our cybernetic security guards!

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