No Room At The Bodm-inn

Cleo Gravett Satire Editor

LAST week’s announcement of the University of Exeter 2023 summer graduation dates has left both families of students, and employees of Booking. com, reeling. Hotels, bed and breakfasts, and slightly-fancy-but-reasonably-priced restaurants over the city are reported to be fully booked for the entirety of July, leaving families hopeful to attend the events with devastatingly limited options, with many having to stay at their holiday homes in Cornwall and commute to Devon exclusively for the occasion. Ironically, parents of students will be unable to stay in the Family Centre on Streatham campus, due to its scheduled demolition (further information elsewhere on this page).