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FOR BETTER OR WORSE
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Horoscopes Saturday, Sept. 17 By Holiday Mathis
SNUFFY SMITH
Fred Lasswell
Creators Syndicate
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You’ll project a heightened version of yourself in order to make a strong impression. However, if you exaggerate or intimidate, the impression will not be a good one. There’s a fine line to walk. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You can and will handle a daunting task. Break it down into smaller steps -- increments small enough to mentally work through one at a time. Do it in your mind first, and the real life version will go better. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). There is a magic aura around the job at the top of the ladder. Consider that, in actuality, it may be the worst job of all, with the highest stress and the lowest payoff, but because it’s closer to the sun, it shimmers. CANCER (June 22-July 22). You’ll find that your emotions are increasingly under your control. When you change what you do, this often changes how you feel. You’ll find a combination of actions that leads to a happy mood. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). There’s a dignity about you that others can’t resist. They sense that there’s a well of self-acceptance inside you. Therefore, you have no reason to dip into another person’s supply in order to fill yourself up. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). People seem overly comfortable sharing their opinions with you. You probably prefer that they keep their ideas to themselves, especially the ones that have to do with how you should live your life. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You apply your efforts faithfully, meaning that even when there is no evidence that your hard work will pay off, you keep making the effort. There’s something inside you that knows this is right. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). A battle to prove another person wrong is absolutely pointless. Equally pointless may be a battle to prove yourself right. The only fight worth fighting is a battle for change. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You feel like a dreamer with no direction. Practical action is what’s needed. Once you build up a body of work, your dream will gain clarity and your direction will be clear. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Broaden your horizons by talking to new people. Your circle of friends could use some fresh blood. You have excellent timing, too, and could gain access to someone who would usually be inaccessible. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Hard work, shrewd planning and an enthusiastic team do not automatically make the win. Luck must also shine on you. Today, it will, so hopefully you have the other elements firmly in place. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). In the long term, keeping secrets will be detrimental to a relationship. If you feel that something you know is going to come out eventually, it is better to bring it out now.
BABY BLUES
GARFIELD
HAGAR THE HORRIBLE
Rick Kirkman & Jerry Scott
Jim Davis
Chris Browne
Today in History 1787 - The Constitution was completed and signed by a majority of the delegates attending the constitutional convention in Philadelphia. 1908 - Lt. Thomas Selfridge, a passenger in a plane piloted by Orville Wright, became the first airplane fatality when the craft crashed. 1920 - The American Professional Football Association—a precursor of the NFL—was formed in Canton, Ohio. 1994 - Heather Whitestone of Alabama became the first deaf Miss America. 2004 - Barry Bonds became the third baseball player to hit 700 career home runs, joining Hank Aaron and Babe Ruth.
BEETLE BAILEY
Mort Walker