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6.00 Creflo. (CC) 6.30 Hillsong. (CC) 7.00 Mass. 7.30 Joel Osteen. (CC) 8.00 Animal Extra. (R, CC) 8.30 St10. (PG, CC) 11.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 1.00 iFish. (R, CC) 1.30 GCBC. (R, CC) 2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R, CC) 2.30 The Offroad Adventure Show. (R, CC) 3.00 Car Torque. (R, CC) 3.30 RPM GP. (CC) 4.00 RPM. (CC) 5.00 TEN Eyewitness News. (CC)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 12.00 Arabic News. 12.30 Turkish News. 1.00 The World Game. (CC) 2.00 Speedweek. (CC) 4.00 Cycling. (CC) Australian Mountain Bike Championships. 5.00 InCycle. (CC) 5.30 Great War Stories. (CC)
6.00 Home Shopping. (R, CC) 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. (CC) 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG, CC) 12.00 To Be Advised. 4.00 Better Homes And Gardens. (R, CC) 5.00 Seven News At 5. (CC) 5.30 Sydney Weekender. Mike visits Gnostic Corner. (CC)
6.00 Easter Sunrise Service. (CC) 7.00 Weekend Today. (CC) 10.00 The Conversation. (CC) 10.30 Wide World Of Sports. (PG, CC) 11.30 NRL Sunday Footy Show. (PG, CC) 1.30 Surfing Australia TV. (R, CC) 2.00 The Wild Life Of Tim Faulkner. (CC) 2.30 Endangered. (CC) 3.30 Rugby League. (CC) NRL. Round 4. St George Illawarra Dragons v Penrith Panthers.
Australian Story. (R, CC) Compass. (PG, CC) ABC News. (CC) Doc Martin. Final. (PG, CC) Call The Midwife. (PG, CC) Joanna Lumley’s Trans-Siberian Adventure. (R, CC) 10.20 The Weekly. (M, R, CC) 10.50 Redfern Now. (M, R, CC) 11.50 Luther. Final. (M, R, CC)
6.00 Seven News. (CC) 7.00 Sunday Night. Hosted by Melissa Doyle. (CC) 8.00 Border Security: International. Narrated by Grant Bowler. (PG, CC) 8.30 The Blacklist. A US State Department official is killed. (M, CC) 9.30 Odyssey. A captive Odelle tries to prove her value. (M, CC) 11.30 Royal Pains. (M, CC)
6.00 Nine News. (CC) 7.00 60 Minutes. Current affairs program. (CC) 8.00 Brett: A Life With No Arms. A look at the life of Brett Neilsen, a man who was born with no arms after his mother took thalidomide. (M, CC) 9.00 To Be Advised. 11.30 Major Crimes. A man investigates a dog’s death. (M, R, CC)
Family Feud: Sunday. (CC) Scorpion. (PG, CC) Modern Family. (PG, CC) Modern Family. (PG, R, CC) The People V. OJ Simpson. Faye Resnick publishes a tell-all book. (M, CC) 9.30 NCIS: New Orleans. A pilot dies in an air show plane crash. (M, CC) 10.30 Limitless. (M, CC) 11.30 The Graham Norton Show. (M, R, CC)
6.30 SBS World News. (CC) 7.30 The Story Of Egypt: Zenith. (PG, CC) 8.35 MOVIE: The Eichmann Show. (2015) Martin Freeman, Anthony LaPaglia, Vaidotas Martinaitis. A documentary filmmaker and his producer vie for the rights to televise the trial of a notorious Nazi. (CC) 10.20 Netanyahu At War. (CC) 11.25 Jesus Town, USA. (R, CC)
12.50 Scott & Bailey. A wealthy man’s murder is investigated. (M, R, CC) 1.40 Rage. Continuous music programming. (MA15+) 4.10 Call The Midwife. (PG, R, CC) 5.10 Doc Martin. Final. (PG, R, CC)
12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Sunrise. David Koch and Samantha Armytage present the news, sport and weather, with business and finance updates. (CC)
12.30 Cricket. (CC) ICC Twenty20 World Cup. Super 10. Group 2. Match 30. India v Australia. 4.10 Good Morning America: Sunday. (CC) 5.00 News Early Edition. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)
12.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 1.30 Home Shopping. 4.00 Life Today With James Robison. Religious program. (PG) 4.30 CBS This Morning. Morning news and talk show. (CC)
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6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 10.00 The 100+ Club. (R) 10.30 Australia Wide. (R) 11.00 World This Week. (R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 Running To America. (PG, R) 1.00 Gardening Australia. (R) 1.30 The Mix. (R) 2.00 Dr Sarmast’s Music School. (R) 2.25 Peter Sculthorpe: The Quartets. (R) 3.45 Myf Warhurst’s Nice. (PG, R) 4.10 Restoration Man. (R, CC) 5.00 Death In Paradise. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.40 8.30 9.30
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6.00 Children’s Programs. 6.15 Peter Rabbit. (R, CC) 6.25 Octonauts. (R, CC) 6.40 Ben And Holly. (R, CC) 6.50 Shaun The Sheep. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Gok’s Teens: The Naked Truth. (PG, R, CC) 8.15 Dream Build. (R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: March Of The Penguins. (2005) (G, R, CC) 9.20 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos. (M, R, CC) 10.35 The Most Hated Family In America. (M, R) 11.40 Buzzcocks. (M, R, CC) 12.10 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures. (PG, R, CC) 1.45 Swamp Brothers. (M, R) 2.10 Build A New Life In The Country. (R, CC) 2.55 News Update. (R) 3.00 Close. 5.00 Driver Dan’s Story Train. (R, CC) 5.10 Joe & Jack. (R, CC) 5.20 Bert And Ernie. (CC) 5.25 Tilly And Friends. (R, CC) 5.35 Ella The Elephant. (R, CC) 5.50 Chuggington. (R, CC)
(ch82) 6.00 Skippy. (R) 6.30 MOVIE: The Dancing Years. (1950) (G, R, CC) 8.30 Danoz. 9.30 New Style Direct. 10.00 Avengers. (PG, R) 11.00 Come Dine With Me UK. (PG, R) 11.30 Our Town Queensland. (CC) 12.00 Garden Gurus. (R, CC) 12.30 Getaway. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 MOVIE: The Anniversary. (1968) (PG, R) 3.00 MOVIE: Never So Few. (1959) (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R, CC) 6.30 Are You Being Served? (PG, R) 7.10 As Time Goes By. (R) 8.30 MOVIE: My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002) Nia Vardalos. (PG, R, CC) 10.30 Rizzoli & Isles. (M, R, CC) 11.25 Absolutely Fabulous. (PG, R) 12.05 Getaway. (PG, R, CC) 12.30 Garden Gurus. (R, CC) 1.00 Seaway. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Danoz. 3.00 New Style Direct. 3.30 Global Shop. 4.30 Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5.00 Late Programs.
6.00 Shopping. (R) 7.00 Tomorrow’s World. (PG) 7.30 Leading The Way. (PG) 8.00 David Jeremiah. (PG) 8.30 Shopping. (R) 9.30 Australia’s Best Houses. (PG, R) 10.00 Home And Away Catch-Up. (PG, R, CC) 12.30 Fantasy Homes By The Sea. (R) 1.30 Escape To The Country. (R) 2.30 Original Features. (R) 3.30 Storage Hoarders. (PG, R) 4.30 World’s Strictest Parents. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Air Crash Investigation. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Motorway Patrol. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 A Very British Airline. (PG) 8.30 Escape To The Country. 9.30 Escape To The Continent. 10.45 Before And After. 11.15 World’s Strictest Parents. (PG, R, CC) 12.15 Air Crash Investigation. (PG, R, CC) 1.15 Motorway Patrol. (PG, R, CC) 1.45 A Very British Airline. (PG, R) 3.15 Late Programs.
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6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.15 Dixi. (R, CC) 1.20 Hank Zipzer. (R, CC) 1.45 So Awkward. (R) 2.15 Worst Year Of My Life, Again. (R, CC) 2.40 Gortimer Gibbon’s Life On Normal Street. (R) 3.05 Hank Zipzer. (R, CC) 3.30 Studio 3. 3.35 Good Game: SP. (R, CC) 4.00 Camp Lakebottom. (R, CC) 4.25 Grojband. (R, CC) 4.45 The Flamin’ Thongs. (R, CC) 5.00 Roy. (R) 5.30 Little Lunch. (R, CC) 6.00 Fungus The Bogeyman. (PG, CC) 6.45 Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch. (R, CC) 7.00 Wallace And Gromit: A Close Shave. (R, CC) 7.30 The New Adventures Of Figaro Pho. (R, CC) 7.40 Deadly 60. (R, CC) 8.05 Degrassi: The Next Generation. (PG, R, CC) 9.10 Heartland. (PG, CC) 9.55 Good Game: Pocket Edition. (PG, R, CC) 10.05 Rage. (PG, R) 2.35 Close.
(ch83, 88) 6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.30 Little Charmers. (R) 3.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! (PG, R) 3.30 Teen Titans. (PG, R) 4.00 Yo-Kai. (PG, R) 4.30 Power Rangers Dino. (PG) 5.00 Ben 10. (PG, R) 5.30 Tom And Jerry. (R) 6.00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold. (PG, R) 6.30 MOVIE: Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events. (2004) Jim Carrey, Emily Browning. (PG, R) 8.45 MOVIE: Sucker Punch. (2011) (M, R, CC) 11.00 MOVIE: Dorian Gray. (2009) Ben Barnes. (MA15+, R, CC) 1.10 The Cube. (PG) 2.00 Little Charmers. (R) 2.30 Yo-Kai. (PG, R) 3.00 Tom And Jerry. (R) 3.30 SpongeBob. (R) 4.00 Power Rangers. (PG, R) 4.30 Wild Kratts. (R) 4.50 Thunderbirds. (R) 5.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! (PG, R)
6.00 Shopping. (R) 6.30 The Amazing Race. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Shopping. (R) 9.30 Great Escapes. (R) 10.00 AFL Game Day. Series Return. 11.30 Hook, Line And Sinker. (PG, R) 12.30 The AFN Fishing Show. (PG) 1.00 Fishing Western Australia. (PG) 1.30 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction. (PG, R) 2.30 AFL Pre-Game Show. (CC) 3.00 Football. (CC) AFL. Round 1. Port Adelaide v St Kilda. 6.00 MOVIE: Jaws 2. (1978) (PG, R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: K-19: The Widowmaker. (2002) Harrison Ford. (M, R) 11.30 Family Guns. (M, R) 12.30 Eagle Vision. (PG) 1.00 Auction Kings. (PG, R) 1.30 Ice Pilots. (M, R) 2.30 Ultimate Factories. (PG, R) 3.30 The AFN Fishing Show. (PG, R) 4.00 Big Angry Fish. (PG, R) 5.00 Late Programs.
6.00 Morning Programs. 12.00 News. (CC) 12.30 The Drum Weekly. (R) 1.00 News. 1.30 Landline. (R, CC) 2.00 News. 2.30 One Plus One. (R) 3.00 News. (CC) 3.30 Australia Wide. (R, CC) 4.00 News. 4.30 The Mix. (R, CC) 5.00 News. 5.30 Catalyst. (R, CC) 6.00 News. (CC) 6.30 Foreign Corre. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Australia Wide. (R, CC) 8.00 IQ2. (R, CC) 9.00 News. (CC) 9.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 10.30 The Mix. (R, CC) 11.00 News. 11.30 Conflict Zone. (PG) 12.00 Late Programs.
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6.00 Shopping. 8.00 Rugby Union. Super Rugby. Round 5. Melbourne Rebels v Highlanders. Replay. 10.00 Rugby Union. Sevens World Series. Highlights. 10.30 Escape Fishing With ET. (R, CC) 11.00 Adventure Angler. (R) 11.30 Temporary Australians. (PG, R) 12.00 Moments Of Impact. (PG, R) 1.00 Undercover Boss. (PG, R) 2.00 4WD Touring Australia. (R) 3.00 World Sport. (R) 3.25 ST: Next Gen. (PG, R) 4.25 Megastructures Breakdown. (R) 5.30 Adventure Angler. (R) 6.00 Family Feud: Sunday. (CC) 6.30 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 7.30 CSI: Cyber. (M, R, CC) 8.30 Meganature. 9.30 MOVIE: Legendary. (2010) 12.00 World Sport. 12.30 The Killing. (M, R) 1.30 RPM GP. (R, CC) 2.00 RPM. (R, CC) 3.00 Adventure Angler. (R) 4.00 River To Reef. (R) 4.30 Late Programs.
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 PopAsia. (PG) 10.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 MOVIE: Kirikou And The Sorceress. (1998) (G, R) 2.25 A Cautionary Tail. (R) 2.40 Benidorm Bastards. (PG, R) 3.30 Lily Cole’s Art Matters. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 We Are Young. (PG) 5.35 The Brain: China. 7.30 If You Are The One. 8.30 Fameless. (PG) 8.55 Drunk History. (M, R) 9.20 South Park. (M, R, CC) 9.50 Uncle. Final. (M, CC) 10.25 Scarlet Road: A Sex Worker’s Journey. (M, R, CC) 11.25 Sex: An Unnatural History. (MA15+, R, CC) 11.55 In Her Skin. (M) 1.35 Kurt Wallander. (M, R) 3.15 CCTV News In English From Beijing. 5.00 Korean News. 5.30 Indonesian News.
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6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 9.30 TMNT. (R) 10.00 Sam Fox: Extreme Adventures. (R, CC) 10.30 Sabrina. (PG, R) 11.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 11.30 Mork & Mindy. (R) 12.00 Family Ties. (PG, R) 1.00 Cheers. (PG, R) 2.00 Frasier. (PG, R) 3.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 King Of Queens. (PG, R) 5.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Angel From Hell. (PG) 6.00 Family Feud: Sunday. (CC) 6.30 Rules Of Engagement. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Futurama. (PG, R) 8.00 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: Baggage Claim. (2013) Paula Patton. (M, R) 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 King Of Queens. (PG, R) 12.30 Frasier. (PG, R) 1.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 2.30 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Late Programs.
6.00 Morning Programs. 9.00 Garden Gurus. (R) 9.30 My First Place. (PG, R) 10.00 Extreme Homes. (R) 11.00 House Hunters. (R) 12.00 House Hunters Int. (R) 1.00 Domestic Blitz. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Selling LA. (PG, R) 3.00 House Hunters Reno. (R) 4.00 Come Dine With Me UK. (PG) 5.00 Extreme Homes. (R) 6.00 My First Place. (PG) 6.30 Fixer Upper. (PG) 7.30 Five Day Flip. (PG) 8.30 Flip Or Flop. 9.30 Tiny House Hunters. (PG) 10.30 Extreme Homes. 11.30 House Hunters Int. (R) 12.00 Late Programs.
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MOVIE: Best Of Times. (2009) (M, R) MOVIE: Louise-Michel. (2008) (M, R) Destiny In The Dust. (R) CCTV English News. NHK World English News. France 24 Feature.
6.00 Morning Programs. 8.00 Restaurant: Impossible. (PG, R) 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins And Dives. (R) 9.30 Save My Bakery. (R) 10.30 Secret Meat Business. (R) 11.00 Bizarre Foods. (PG, R) 12.00 Barefoot Contessa. (R) 12.30 Mystery Diners. (PG, R) 1.00 Giada At Home. (R) 1.30 Restaurant: Impossible. (PG, R) 2.30 Save My Bakery. (R) 3.30 Chuck’s Eat The Street. (R) 4.00 30 Minute Meals. (R) 4.30 Giada At Home. (R) 5.00 Diners, Drive-Ins And Dives. (R) 5.30 Restaurant: Impossible. (R) 6.30 Food Fortunes. 7.30 Secret Meat Business. 8.00 Chuck’s Eat The Street. 8.30 Cutthroat Kitchen. (PG, R) 9.30 Bizarre Foods. (PG, R) 10.30 Diners, Drive-Ins And Dives. (R) 11.00 Cutthroat Kitchen. (PG, R) 12.00 Late Programs.
6.00 Morning Programs. 9.00 Wapos Bay. 9.30 Move It Mob Style. 10.00 Soccer. A-League. Round 25. Melbourne Victory v Western Sydney Wanderers. 12.00 The Point Review. 12.30 Lightning In A Bottle. (PG) 2.15 Yorta Yorta Youth. 3.00 One With Nature. 3.30 From The Western Frontier. 4.00 Native Planet. 5.00 Te Kaea. 5.30 Mamu. (PG) 5.40 Aesop’s Way. (PG) 5.50 Dead Creek. (PG) 6.00 Awaken. 7.00 Make It Funky! 9.00 Living Black. (CC) 9.30 Like Water. (M) 11.00 Once A Queen. 12.00 Volumz. (PG)
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CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.
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