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Paola Giaimo is in her element: the kitchen. She moves deftly between sink and stove and smiles at people making their way through her Staten Island, N.Y., home.

Giaimo, mother of Vinny Guadagnino of “Jersey Shore” fame, is a major part of her son’s Thursday MTV program, “The Show With Vinny.” It’s set in the modest house where Guadagnino grew up, and she cooks for whoever is around.

Make all the jokes you want about Italian mamas; Giaimo is the real deal. She’s from a tiny town in Sicily, and she makes everything from scratch.

On the table is a platter of sausages and olives. Last night she made spaghetti and meatballs for the crew. This is one show that has no need for craft services. Mom is craft services.

It feels like a victory just to get her to sit. She loves to talk about cooking, and her favorite meal to make is “a really good baked ziti or an eggplant parm.”

The secret to making tasty eggplant, which can be tricky because of its sponginess, is “wash it, then soak it in salt,” which absorbs excess water, she says. Giaimo likes to cut the eggplant into thick slices and fries it in corn oil “because olive oil is too heavy to fry.”

As the cooked eggplant drains on paper towels, she makes fresh sauce. Giaimo’s is very simple. She sautes ripe tomatoes and onions. “I don’t use garlic when I make a plain sauce,” Giaimo says. She blanches tomatoes, then peels them. “Not plum tomatoes, beefsteak tomatoes,” Giaimo says. “Plum tomato has a thinner skin.” She sautes the tomatoes and onions, mashes them and warns, “Don’t add water when you are mashing.” The sauce takes about 20 minutes to cook. To make the eggplant dish, Giaimo layers eggplant, sauce and a bit of grated Romano, then repeats. No mozzarella or breading on her eggplant.

“Sicilians don’t eat it that way,” she says. “Add another layer and fresh basil. And serve at room temperature. The Neapolitans, they bread the eggplant and put mozzarella on it and bake it.

“Every town has its own way of life,” she says, explaining customs in Sicily, where she lived until she was 10.

Giaimo shops three times a week and always stocks her pantry with zucchini, potatoes, tomatoes and basil.

“Vinny’s favorite is spaghetti with fried zucchini and garlic and oil,” she says.

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(HBO) “3 Stooges ››› “Behind the Candelabra” (2013) Michael Douglas. (S) (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “Mhysa” (S) (CC) (:05) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Family Tree (S) (:35) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “BASEketball” (1998) Trey Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Don’t Be a Menace to South Central” (:45) Saving Face (Subtitled-English) “Chronicle” (S) (MAX) (5:05) ››› “Speed” (1994) ‘R’ Banshee “The Rave” (S) (CC)

›› “Wild Orchid” (1989) Mickey Rourke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. ‘R’ (CC)

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“Wild Child” (2008) Emma Roberts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:10) “Beneath the Dark” (2010, Mystery) Josh Stewart. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Ju-on” (2003) Megumi Okina. (Subtitled-English) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “The Perfect Host” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The 7 Adventures of Sinbad” (2010)

The Jump Off (:15) ›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Asylum Blackout” (2011) Rupert Evans. (S) ‘NR’ (:10) ›› “Iceman” (1984, Drama) Timothy Hutton, John Lone. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) “Die”(:25) ›› “Knuckleball!” (2012) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (N) The Borgias “The Gunpowder Plot” Jim Rome on Showtime 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) Bob Saget: Talkin’ About ››› “Last Days Here” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) “Don’t Go in the Woods” (2010) ‘NR’ (CC) “The Forger” (2012) Josh Hutcherson. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ››› “Knucklehead” (S) ››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’

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(FX) (5:30) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson.

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(HBO) ›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

2 Days: Gennady Game of Thrones “Mhysa” (S) (CC)

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“Pussy Riot - A Punk Prayer” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Garden State” (2004) Zach Braff. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Puss in Boots” (2011) (MAX) (5:10) ››› “Superman II” (1980) Christopher Reeve. (S) (:20) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Obsession” (2013, Adult) Kiara Diane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Caddyshack” (1980) Chevy Chase. ‘R’ (CC)

The Jump Off (:40) › “Answers to Nothing” (2011, Drama) Dane Cook. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Sharky’s Machine” (1981) Burt Reynolds. (SHOW) “Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed: The Photography of Bob Gruen” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) The Borgias “The Gunpowder Plot” Gigolos (CC)

››› “Reservoir Dogs” (1992) Harvey Keitel. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Night of the Demons” (2009) Monica Keena. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004, Drama) Reese Witherspoon, Eileen Atkins. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) ›› “The Third Wheel” (2002) Luke Wilson. ‘PG-13’ › “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie Lee Curtis. › “The Darkest Hour” (2011) Emile Hirsch. ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Ninth Gate” (1999, Suspense) Johnny Depp, Lena Olin. (S) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Eating Raoul” (1982) Paul Bartel. ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Altered” (2006) Brad William Henke. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “The Rainbow Tribe” (2008) David James Elliott. (S) (:10) ›› “The Uninvited” (2008)

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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Water for Elephants” (S)

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›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:55) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ››› “Love Actually” (2003) Hugh Grant. Various people deal with relationships in London. ‘R’ (MAX) “Battleship” (S) (:45) ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012, Fantasy) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Banshee “Meet the New Boss” (CC) The Jump Off Strike Back (S) (CC)

(:20) “Birthday Sex” (2012) ‘NR’

(:45) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. Earth comes under attack from a superior alien force.

›› “The Guardian” (1990) Jenny Seagrove. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Trust the Man” (2005) David Duchovny. ‘R’ (SHOW)

›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) Sommore: Chandelier Status (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime Gigolos (CC) Nurse Jackie “360” (2011, Drama) Anthony Hopkins, Ben Foster, Dinara Drukarova. ‘R’

›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Belly” (1998, Crime Drama) Nas, DMX. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:20) “Sex Pets” (2011) Allie Haze. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “Dark Horse” (2011) Justin Bartha. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Holy Man” (S)

››› “Detachment” (2011) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Snow Falling on Cedars” (1999) Ethan Hawke. (TMC) (5:30) › “Derailed” (2002) ‘R’

Rawhide ››› “Once Upon a Time in the West” (1969, Western) Henry Fonda, Claudia Cardinale. A gunman attempts to control land in 19th-century Kansas.

“Wyatt Earp” (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman.

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PaidPaidPaidPaidTotalExit Exit ›› “Daybreakers” (2009, Horror) “House of Bones” (2010) Corin Nemec “Cirque du Freak: Vampire’s” ›› “The Mist” (2007) (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNews ›› “A Letter to Dad”Father’s (TBS) Fresh Prince Fresh Prince House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim Engagement Engagement ››› “Blades of Glory” (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. (CC) (DVS)

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›› “Courage of Lassie” (1946, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor, Frank Morgan.

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›› “Written on the Wind” (1956, Drama) Rock Hudson, Lauren Bacall.

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