Late Laughs The Late Show with Stephen Colbert It makes sense these days that a lot of people are getting stress baked. You’re already on the couch all day watching Netflix and eating beefaroni out of a can. Hey, it’s COVID-420 somewhere!
than a place named for the insect that carried the Black Plague. FIFA, the international soccer federation, has done a great job against the coronavirus. Some people say we need to flatten the curve. I say we need to “Bend it like Beckham!”
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
I hope you had a lovely weekend. Actually, I hope you had a weekend, because that means you can differentiate the days of the week.
When I first told people I’d be talking to a Democrat that’s beating President Trump in the polls, they were like, “You’re gonna have to be way more specific.”
In South Carolina, they’re opening department stores, sporting good stores and flea markets. Yes, flea markets, because there’s no more comforting place to shop during a pandemic
An American Airlines flight had to make an unscheduled landing after a passenger started smoking a joint. At first, all the other passengers were furious, and then not so much.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live The first lady took part in what they call a “happiness class” in New Delhi. Melania doesn’t need a happiness class. She needs an escape plan and a grappling hook. I got an email from Costco saying they had a package they were going to deliver today, and the window for delivery was from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. And for the first time maybe in my life, I was like, “No problem. In fact, if you need to stretch it to six, 6:30, midnight, fine. You don’t even have to let me know. I will be sitting right there. By the door. Waiting for you.”
over video chat. I guess it’s better than nothing. When I was in high school, I had an “isolation prom,” too. Everyone else went to the prom; I stayed home and played my clarinet.
Late Night With Seth Meyers Officials at Harvard Law School sent a message to students to request that they stop feeding a bird that is loose in the library. “He doesn’t deserve handouts,” said a rich bird who got in because his dad went there.
A new study has found that Iceland is the most genderequal country in the world. There’s a new thing they’re Because it turns out it’s pretty doing called “isolation proms” hard to discriminate based on where all the kids will get gender when everyone’s wearing 12 layers. dressed up and they’ll dance
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