Yesterday, President Obama arrived in Cuba, a formerly hostile territory. Tomorrow, he returns to Washington, a currently hostile territory.
Sarah Palin just signed a deal to act as a judge on a new reality court TV show. Sarah said she just wants to get a little legal experience before Trump nominates her to the Supreme Court.
Yesterday, when President Obama arrived in Cuba, a band played both the American and Cuban national anthems. Then, just because it felt right, a baseball game broke out.
Chipotle is still trying to bring back customers, and now they’ve even launched an online game where you compete for free food called “Guac Hunter.” And then you get to play an offline game
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Jimmy Kimmel Live My favorite part of watching Bernie [Sanders] in the debates is how he’s always got his finger up like he’s trying to flag down a waiter for the check. Donald Trump was behind in the polls in Utah. Utah is not particularly friendly territory for Donald Trump because most of the voters there are sober.
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