E. Berg via Wikimedia Commons
Friday March 16
Magic Beans w/ analog son & waBakinoset
saturday March 17
Mark Farina & sacha roBotti w/ derek russo
Friday March 23
the russ liquid test w/ tnertle, lyFted & krushendo
saturday March 24
the dance Party tiMe Machine Feat Marc Brownstein, aron Magner & allen aucoin oF the disco Biscuits, Mike greenField oF lotus, cory wong oF VulFPeck & JeFF Franca oF thieVery corPoration
thursday March 29
Michael schenker Fest Feat Michael schenker, gary Barden, grahaM Bonnet & roBin Mcauley & doogie white (Michael schenker’s teMPle oF rock), chris glen, ted Mckenna & steVe Mann
Friday March 30
antiBalas w/ Pink hawks
saturday March 31
wick-it the instigator (wax to the Future throwBack hiP hoP Party)
Friday aPril 6
Muzzy Bear w/ todd & shooka
saturday aPril 7
cut cheMist w/ el dusty
tuesday aPril 10
ty dolla $ign w/ 24 hrs, tc da loc & dre sinatra
Friday aPril 13
Basstracks thursday aPril 19
grantFul dead w/ raPidgrass, ruM creek (Feat MeMBers oF hot Buttered ruM, grant FarM & coral creek)
Friday aPril 20 liVwell Presents
Method Man & redMan collie Budz w/ chali 2na & ProJect 432
saturday aPril 21
Joyner lucas w/ king green & dP douBle
wednesday aPril 25
Big k.r.i.t.
w/ cyhi the Prynce
Friday aPril 27 dual Venue!
Fortunate youth w/ Ballyhoo! , tatanka, Mike loVe, rastasaurus & cas haley
tuesday May 1
yFn lucci Friday May 11
eVeryone orchestra Feat steVe kiMock, John kadlecik, Jason hann, JenniFer hartswick, chuck Jones, Bridget law, Jans ingBer, todd stooPs, Josh schwartz & shira elias w/ a-Mac & the height & the runnikine
saturday May 12
“eVeryone’s dead” led By Matt Butler (eVeryone orchestra) Feat steVe kiMock, Jon kadlecik, chuck Jones, Bridget law, Jans ingBer, todd stooPs, Josh schwartz & shira elias
thursday March 15
grass For that ass Presents
andy thorn & Friends
Feat andy thorn (leFtoVer salMon), andy hall (the inFaMous stringdusters), JereMy salken (Big gigantic), greg garrison (leFtoVer salMon) & tyler grant (grant FarM) w/ Banshee tree, daVid BurchField & the Fire guild
Friday March 16
rocky Mountain grateFul dead reVue
Feat roB eaton (dark star orchestra) Plays the Best oF euroPe ’72 w/ BonFire duB’s the doors & wish you were Pink
saturday March 17
40oz to FreedoM w/ ProJect 432 & elePhant wrecking Ball
tuesday March 20
roB $tone
w/ ant Beale, aztrogrizz, leFt lung & Fri3nd zon2 Jon3z
wednesday March 21
re: search Feat goVinda, Brownstein & Friends (Brownie oF disco Biscuits) Mikey thunder & Jordan PoloVina thursday March 22
whitewater raMBle Pickin’ on led zePPelin
w/ Jessica Jones w/ thin air (triBute to widesPread Panic) & arMchair Boogie
Friday March 23
Matador! soul sounds & cory wong w/ antwaun stanley
sunday March 25
B.h. 2dots
Feat Jay triiPle, the MisFits & 2une
Monday March 26
Menagerie g.o.a.t. Fashion show sPring edition
Feat goldyloxx, BankaJi & sassFactory
tuesday March 27
Fat tuesday’s triBute to nola Funk, soul, r & B
Feat casey russell (Magic Beans), will trask (great aMerican taxi), clark sMith (dynohunter), sean dandurand w/ Joey Marcinek Band Feat JeFF Peterson & tiM PhilPott
wednesday March 28
re: search Feat Plantrae & sixis w/ Mikey thunder, Messenger oF secrets & Jordan PoloVina thursday March 29
Meadow Mountain
Feat chris PandolFi (the inFaMous stringdusters) w/ grass Fed Mule & the lonesoMe days
Friday March 30
toteM, alasi clay, Fierce le Fey, the dirty geMstones, FreedoM MoVeMent, Mike word & tr9nsFer saturday March 31
J.wail liVe Band
Feat chuck Morris (lotus) & the wilkolak Brothers horns (late night radio/Michal Menert)
Monday aPril 2
yung Pinch tuesday aPril 3
reggae tuesdays
Feat natural selectah Feat MeMBers oF thieVery corP, Pretty lights liVe Band, Motet, PiMPs oF JoytiMe, John Brown’s Body, the reMinders, euForquestra, duBskin & congo sanchez w/ green Buddha
thursday aPril 5
grass For that ass Presents
the grass is dead Friday aPril 6
Boris garcia
Feat tiM carBone (railroad earth) w/ henhouse Prowlers, scott slay & the rail
saturday aPril 7
southern aVenue text cerVantes to 91944 For ticket giVeaways, drink sPecials, discounted ticket ProMotions & More
Upon Realizing I am a Circus Bear by Brice Maiurro wow i am a circus bear i am big and formed in the wilderness of my own cognitive dissonance i was once wading in the torrent of a river attempting to catch salmon with my canines but mostly being slapped across the face by the fish now i’ve been fed in front of circus audiences beneath warm invasive spotlights fish after fish for my earnest attempts at being human but in reality i’ll never learn how to speak especially if they keep shoving cheap cod fish into my slobbering bear mouth as i wear this little hat and they leave me no books in my bear trailer no one comes to visit me except to prepare me to perform except to bring me more fish, of which i have plenty and i suspect i am stronger than all of this that i can escape my trailer and wander seamlessly back to the wilderness of my cognitive dissonance that i can climb trees and create a wonderful bear family to feed and care for and of course i’ll wear the hat because the hat will be part of my past even if it’s a bad past i stare deeply into my bear face in the mirror and though part of me recognizes this face as my own part of me wonders how i’ve come to arrive at this moment to be so lost and lonely on a ball in the middle of a circus tent people devouring me with their eyes like i was ten dollar popcorn people devouring me with their eyes like i was a twelve dollar hot dog my bear eyes roll back and i am back in the forest and clawing at the bark of a tree and i’m thinking all sorts of thoughts that i believe exist as part of my true bear nature like where come from the fish they feed me and where will i find the love i truly want? Brice Maiurro is a poet and writer of fiction based in Denver. He is the author of Stupid Flowers, a book of poems. If you see him in public, buy him a beer.
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