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are your mothers more important than ours… By Tom, Dick, Harry…
This is not question hour, but, here are some queries that we men would like you women to answer. We have compiled a dozen or so questions and if you have the answer to all of them, we are not going to give you a prize. Women have a lot to answer for. They cannot whistle properly, they don’t like horror movies and they cry over TV programme! But we won’t tax you heavily… take your time and try answering some of them, if not the whole dozen: Why do you always make a list of things to do?
How are you able to get the contents of a whole suitcase in to a handbag?
Why do you always wear shoes that hurt your feet? Why do you always tell us what to wear?
Why can’t you whistle? Why can’t you understand the rules of football? Why do you always interrupt?
Why do you always remember everyone’s birthday?
Why do you always sulk?
Why don’t you like watching horror movies? Why do you cry over TV programme when you know it’s only make-believe? Why do you buy something you don’t really want just because it’s been reduced?
Why do you nag?
Why do you worry that someone will wear the same dress as you to a party?
Why are your mothers more important than ours? Black & White 73