ASHBURTON GUARDIAN, Saturday, January 26, 2013
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Television
The Box 6.00 The Simpsons Super Saturday. (PG) 8.05 Deadliest Warrior. (M) 8.55 The Simpsons. (PG) 9.20 Flashpoint. (M) 10.10 Raw. (M) 12.55 24 Marathon. (M) 1.35 Top 20 Countdown. (M) 4.30 The Simpsons Super Saturday. (PG) 7.00 The Simpsons. (PG) 7.30 Chuck. (M) 8.30 Deadliest Warrior. (M) 9.30 Spartacus: Blood And Sand. (18) 10.30 TNA Impact Wrestling. (M) 12.30 24 Marathon. (M) 3.10 Spartacus: Blood And Sand. (18) 4.10 Top 20 Countdown. (M) 5.05 Showrunner: Battlestar Galactica. (M) 5.35 The Simpsons. (PG)
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8.30 Top 20 Countdown. (M) 9.20 TNA Impact Wrestling. (M) 11.10 The Simpsons Marathon. (PG) 1.15 Chuck. (M) 1.35 Top 20 Countdown. (M) 2.05 Deadliest Warrior. (M) 3.00 Raw. (M) 4.30 The Simpsons Super Saturday. (PG) 5.45 Main Event. (M) 6.45 Smackdown. (M) 7.00 The Simpsons. (PG) 7.30 Chuck. (M) 8.30 Criminal Minds. (M) 9.30 Criminal Minds. (M) 10.30 Baker Boys: Inside The Surge. (M) 11.30 Main Event. (M) 12.30 Smackdown. (M) 2.30 Criminal Minds. (M) 3.10 Spartacus: Blood And Sand. (18) 3.20 Criminal Minds. (M) 4.10 Baker Boys: Inside The Surge. (M) 5.05 Showrunner: Battlestar Galactica. (M) 5.10 Chuck. (M) 5.35 The Simpsons. (PG)
MoNDAy 6.00 6.50 7.15 7.40
NyPD Blue. (M) The Simpsons. (PG) Pawn Stars. (PG) America’s Funniest Home Videos. (PG) 8.05 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8.30 Cash Cab uSA. (PG) 8.55 24. (M) 9.50 Law & order. (M) 10.45 Main Event. (M) 11.35 Smackdown. (M) 1.20 NyPD Blue. (M) 2.15 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 2.40 Cash Cab uSA. (PG) 3.05 24. (M) 4.00 Pawn Stars. (PG) 4.30 The Simpsons. (PG) 5.00 Law & order. (M) 12.30 24. (M) 1.20 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (PG) 1.45 Cash Cab USA. (PG) 2.10 NYPD Blue. (M) 3.00 CSI: New York. (M) 3.55 CSI: New York. (M) 4.45 24. (M) 5.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG)
Sky Movies 1 Movie Greats 6.10 Tooth Fairy 2. (2012, G) 7.40 Goodnight For Justice 3: Queen of Hearts. (2012, PG) 9.10 The Darkest Hour. (2011, M) 10.40 Hanna. (2011, M) 12.30 Dolphin Tale. (2011, PG) 2.25 Transformers: Dark of The Moon. (2011, M) 5.00 Kung Fu Panda 2. (2011, PG) Jack Black, Angelina Jolie. 6.30 New year’s Eve. (2011, M) Hilary Swank, Ashton Kutcher. 8.30 The Devil Inside. (2012, 16) Fernanda Andrade. A woman gets involved in a series of exorcisms while trying to discover what happened to her mother during her exorcism. Starring. Fernanda Andrade. 9.55 unstoppable. (2010, M) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. With an unmanned freight train barrelling toward a city, a veteran engineer and a young conductor race against the clock to prevent a catastrophe. 11.35 Let Me In. (2010, 16) Chloe Moretz, Kodi Smit-McPhee. 1.30 The Gundown. (2011, M) 3.10 The Devil Inside. (2012, 16) 4.35 Dolphin Tale. (2011, PG)
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6.25 Kung Fu Panda 2. (2011, PG) 7.55 The Gundown. (2011, M) 9.35 New year’s Eve. (2011, M) 11.35 unstoppable. (2010, M) 1.15 Rango. (2011, PG) 3.05 Fast Five. (2011, M) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. Fugitive Dom Toretto partners with Brian O’Conner on the opposite side of the law in Brazil. To gain their freedom, they must pull off one last job. 5.15 The Pirates! Band of Misfits. (2012, G). Pirate Captain sets out on a mission, with rag-tag crew at his side, to defeat his rivals for the coveted Pirate of the year Award. 6.45 Johnny English Reborn. (2011, PG) Rowan Atkinson. 8.30 Contraband. (2012, 16) Mark Wahlberg, Giovanni Ribisi. To protect his brother-in-law from a drug lord, a former smuggler heads to Panama to score millions of dollars in counterfeit bills. 10.25 Sea Beast. (2008, 16) Corin Nemec, Brent Stait. 11.55 Texas Killing Fields. (2011, 16) Sam Worthington, Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
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7.05 Fast Five. (2011, M) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. 9.15 The Pirates! Band of Misfits. (2012, G). 10.45 Johnny English Reborn. (2011, PG) Rowan Atkinson. 12.30 Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. (2011, G) Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler. 2.00 The Screen Actors Guild Awards 2013. (2013, PG). 4.05 Making of Johnny English Reborn. (2011, PG). 4.35 True Grit. (2010, M) Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Hailee Steinfeld.
6.00 Buzz and Poppy 6.30 3-2-1 Penguins! 7.00 Lads TV 7.30 Kids 10 Commandments 8.00 From Aardvark to Zucchini 8.30 Adventures from the Book 9.00 UKCMC 9.30 DRIVEtv 10.00 Uprising 10.30 MXTV 11.00 One to One 11.30 Footnote 12.00 Verdict of Science 12.30 Facing the Canon 1.00 Christianity Explored 1.30 Building a Difference 2.00 Leland Klassen’s Comedy 2.30 Joni and Friends 3.00 Journey into the Amazon 3.30 From Heartache to Hope 4.00 Conversations in the HolyLand 4.30 Facing the Canon 5.00 Verdict of Science 5.30 Give Me An Answer 6.00 Incredible Creatures 6.30 Building a
6.35 8.15 9.45 11.55 1.30 3.00
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6.45 8.30
10.20 12.20 1.50 3.30 5.15
16 Blocks. (2006, M) The Grudge. (2004, 16) Van Helsing. (2004, M) Cheaper By The Dozen 2. (2005, G) Sexy Beast. (2000, 18) old School. (2003, M) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn. A trio of thirtysomething buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Rain Man. (1988, M) Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise. Barry Levinson’s Oscar®-winning film about a voyage of discovery for an ambitious yuppie and his autistic brother after the death of their father. Two Weeks Notice. (2002, PG) Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant. Broken Arrow. (1996, M) John Travolta, Christian Slater. Terrorists steal nuclear warheads from the US military, but don’t count on a pilot and a park ranger spoiling their plans. Wedding Crashers. (2005, M) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. old School. (2003, M) Two Weeks Notice. (2002, PG) Broken Arrow. (1996, M) Rain Man. (1988, M)
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7.25 Wedding Crashers. (2005, M) 9.25 old School. (2003, M) 10.55 Two Weeks Notice. (2002, PG) 12.35 Broken Arrow. (1996, M) 2.20 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. (2004, M) 4.10 Million Dollar Baby. (2004, M) Clint Eastwood, Hilary Swank. A hardened trainer takes on a determined woman as a boxer, forging a friendship that transcends the losses of their past. 6.20 Moulin Rouge. (2001, M) Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor. 8.30 Forgetting Sarah Marshall. (2008, 16) Jason Segel. After a devastating breakup with his girlfriend, TV sitcom star Sarah Marshall, a heartbroken and depressed Peter heads to Hawaii for a little vacation. 10.25 8 Mile. (2002, M) Eminem, Kim Basinger, Brittany Murphy.
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6.00 8 Mile. (2002, M) Eminem, Kim Basinger, Brittany Murphy. 7.50 Moulin Rouge. (2001, M) Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor. 10.00 Million Dollar Baby. (2004, M) Clint Eastwood, Hilary Swank. 12.15 Forgetting Sarah Marshall. (2008, 16) Jason Segel, Kristen Bell. 2.05 8 Mile. (2002, M) Eminem, Kim Basinger, Brittany Murphy. 3.55 Meet Joe Black. (1998, M) Brad Pitt.
Sky Sport 1 6.00 Tennis. Australian Open. Day 12 Twilight Session. 7.00 Cycling. Tour Down Under. Stage Four. 7.30 ITM Fishing Show. 8.00 Golf. European PGA Tour. Qatar Masters Round Three. 9.00 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Round Two. Live. 12.00 Crowd Goes Wild. 12.30 Motorsport. Toyota Series. Round Two, Timaru Herald Trophy. 1.30 Cycling. Tour Down Under. Stage Four. Highlights. 2.00 Cycling. Tour Down Under. Stage Five. Live. 6.00 Crowd Goes Wild. 6.30 Cricket. NZ Tour Of South Africa 3rd One-day. Highlights. 7.30 Soccer. A-League. Melbourne Victory v Sydney FC. Live. 9.30 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Round Two. 10.30 Golf. European PGA Tour. Qatar Masters Round Four. Live. 2.30 Inside The PGA Tour. 3.00 Cricket. NZ Tour Of South Africa 3rd One-day. Highlights. 4.00 The Cricket Show. 5.00 ICC Cricket 360. 5.30 Premier League World.
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6.00 Tennis. Australian Open Tennis. Day 13 Womens Singles Final. 7.00 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Round Three. Live. 8.30 Cycling. Tour Down Under. Stage Five. Highlights. 9.00 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Round Three. Live. 12.00 Golf. European PGA Tour. Qatar Masters Round Four. Highlights. 1.00 Basketball. NBL. Perth Wildcats v Townsville Crocodiles. Replay. 3.00 ICC Cricket 360. 3.30 Cycling. Tour Down Under. Stage Five. Highlights. 4.00 Cycling. Tour Down Under. Stage Six. Live. 6.30 Sky Sport What’s on. 7.00 The ITM Fishing Show. 7.30 Motorsport. New Zealand V8s. Round Two. Highlights. 8.30 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Round Three. Highlights. 9.30 The ITM Fishing Show. 10.00 The ultimate Fighter: Aussie v uK. 11.00 uFC Wired. 12.00 Athletics. Kelloggs Nutrigrain Ironman & Ironwoman. Round Three. Replay. 3.00 Basketball. NBL. Wollongong Hawks v NZ Breakers. Replay. 5.00 The Cricket Show.
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6.00 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Round Three. Highlights. 7.00 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Round Four. Live. 8.30 The ITM Fishing Show. 9.00 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Rnd 4. Live. 12.30 ITM Fishing Show. 1.00 Tennis. Australian Open. Day 14 Mens Singles Final. Replay. 3.30 Athletics. Kelloggs Nutrigrain Ironman & Ironwoman. Round Three. Replay.
Sky Sport 2 9.30 Rugby. Investec C’ship. Australia v All Blacks. From ANZ Stadium, Sydney. Replay. 11.30 Rugby. Investec C’ship. All Blacks v Australia. From Eden Park. Replay. 1.30 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Grand Final. Vixens v Magic. Replay. 3.30 Netball. 2012 Quad Series. Silver Ferns v Australian Diamonds. From Claudelands Arena, Hamilton. Replay. 5.30 ICC Cricket 360. 6.00 Motorsport. Toyota Series. Round Two, Timaru Herald Trophy. From Timaru International Speedway. 7.00 Basketball. NBL. Wollongong Hawks v NZ Breakers. Live. 9.00 ICC Cricket 360. 9.30 Cricket. Australia v Sri Lanka 1st Twenty20. Live. 1.00 Soccer. A-League. Western Sydney v Melbourne Heart. Replay. 3.00 Soccer. A-League. Perth v Brisbane. Replay. 5.00 The ultimate Fighter: Aussie v uK.
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6.00 Cricket. Australia v Sri Lanka 1st Twenty20. Replay. 9.30 Cricket. NZ Tour Of South Africa 3rd One-day. Highlights. 10.30 Basketball. NBL. Wollongong Hawks v NZ Breakers. Replay. 12.30 Golf. US PGA Tour. Farmers Insurance Open Round Three. Highlights. 1.30 Inside The PGA Tour. 2.00 Mixed Martial Arts. UFC. Johnson v Dodson. Live. 4.00 Basketball. NBL. Melbourne Tigers v Adelaide 36ers. Live. 6.00 Horse Racing. Karaka Million. From, Karaka, Auckland. Live. 8.00 Sky Sport What’s on. 8.30 The Cricket Show. 9.30 Cricket. Australia v Sri Lanka 1st Twenty20. Replay. 1.00 Cricket. NZ Tour Of South Africa 3rd One-day. From Senwes Park, Potchefstroom. Highlights. 2.00 ICC Cricket 360. 2.30 Golf. European PGA Tour. Qatar Masters Round Four. Highlights. 3.30 Motorsport. New Zealand V8s. Round Two. From Timaru Motor Raceway. Highlights. 4.30 Motorsport. Toyota Series. Round Two, Timaru Herald Trophy. From Timaru International Speedway. 5.30 Sky Sport What’s on.
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6.00 Tennis. Australian Open. Day 14 Mens Singles Final. Highlights. 7.00 Cycling. Tour Down Under Stage Six. Highlights. 7.30 Basketball. NBL. NZ Breakers v Sydney Kings. Replay. 9.30 Sky Sport What’s on. 10.00 Horse Racing. Karaka Premier Sales Preview. From Karaka, Auckland. Live. 10.30 Horse Racing. Karaka Premier Sales. From Karaka, Auckland. Live.
Discovery 6.00 6.30 7.30 9.30 10.30 11.00 11.30 12.30 1.00 1.30 2.00 2.30 3.30 4.30 5.30 6.30 7.30 8.30
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Connect. (PG) River Monsters. (PG) Mythbusters. (PG) ET Fishing Escapes. (PG) off The Hook: Extreme Catches. (PG) Destroyed In Seconds. (PG) Air Jaws Apocalypse. (M) Auction Kings. (PG) Auction Hunters. (PG) Magic of Science. (PG) Auction Kings. (PG) Mythbusters Specials. (PG) Flying Wild Alaska. (PG) Mars Landing 2012. (PG) yukon Men. (M) American Guns. (M) The Sun. (PG) Gold Rush: The Long Road. (PG) Relive the most heart pounding and heart breaking moments of Gold Rush as the Hoffman crew and their rivals Parker Schnabel and ‘Dakota’ Fred fight to get gold out of the ground in the frozen North. Sons of Guns. (M) River Monsters: untold Stories. (PG) Secrets of. (PG) Call 911. (PG) Destroyed In Seconds. (PG) Man Vs: Wild. (PG) Gold Rush: Alaska. (PG) Powering The Future. (PG)
SuNDAy 6.30 7.30 9.30 10.30 11.00 11.30 12.30 1.30 2.30 7.30 8.30 9.00 9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30 1.30 2.30 3.30 4.30 5.30
River Monsters. (PG) Mythbusters. (PG) ET Fishing Escapes. (PG) off The Hook: Extreme Catches. (PG) Destroyed In Seconds. (PG) River Monsters: untold Stories. (PG) Egypt’s Mystery Chamber. (PG) The Sun. (PG) Sons of Guns. (M) Texas Drug Wars. (M) Auction Kings. (PG) Auction Hunters. (PG) American Guns. (M) Punt Mars Landing 2012. (PG) How We Invented The World. (PG) I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (PG) one Car Too Far. (PG) Body Invaders. (M) I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (PG) Nightmare Next Door. (M) Disappeared. (M)
MoNDAy 6.30 7.30 8.30 9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30 1.00 1.30 2.30 3.30
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Dirty Jobs. (PG) one Car Too Far. (PG) Gold Rush: Alaska. (PG) Mythbusters. (PG) Nightmare Next Door. (M) I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (PG) Stalked: Someone’s Watching. (M) I Was Murdered. (M) Disappeared. (M) Body Invaders. (M) Hogs Gone Wild. (M) Man Vs. Beast. Feral hogs threaten a pre-school in Florida, run rampant across a Texas deer ranch, and keep a woman in Hawaii housebound. It’s up to local trappers to fight back. Gold Rush: Alaska. (PG) Mythbusters. (PG)
SHINE Difference 7.00 Joni and Friends 7.30 Taking the Hill 8.30 Sentenced to Life 9.00 Footnote 9.30 Nzone Focus 10.00 Facing the Canon 10.30 Christianity Explored 11.00 Give Me An Answer 11.30 Joni and Friends 12.00 Nzone Focus 12.30 Incredible Creatures 1.00 Journey into the Amazon 1.30 Footnote 2.00 Facing the Canon 2.30 Christianity Explored 3.00 Taking the Hill 4.00 Sentenced to Life 4.30 Incredible Creatures 5.00 Give Me An Answer 5.30 Running With Fire SuNDAy 6.00 Living Truth. Charles Price 7.00 TQ 7.30 Lads TV 8.00 StoryKeepers 8.30 Connection Point 9.00 In Touch 10.00 Life
Questions 10.30 Word For You 11.00 Songs of Praise 11.35 Quick Study 12.00 BIBLE SERIES. 1.30 Taking the Hill 2.30 Precious Memories 3.00 Hour of Power 4.00 In Touch 5.00 Living Truth. Charles Price 6.00 Running With Fire 6.30 Facing the Canon 7.00 Nzone Focus 7.30 Songs of Praise 8.05 Precious Memories 8.30 David Jeremiah 9.30 BIBLE SERIES. 11.00 Taking the Hill 12.00 Hour of Power 1.00 Nzone Focus 1.30 Songs of Praise 2.05 Precious Memories 2.30 David Jeremiah 3.30 Facing the Canon 4.00 Connection Point 4.30 Taking the Hill 5.30 Quick Study 2601