ASHBURTON GUARDIAN, Saturday, March 23, 2013
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Television
The Box 6.00 6.55 7.20 8.10
Underbelly. (M) The Simpsons. (PG) Deadliest Warrior. (M) The Simpsons Super Saturday. (PG) 10.15 Raw. (M) 1.10 24 Marathon. (M) 4.30 The Simpsons Super Saturday. (PG) 7.00 The Simpsons. (PG) 7.30 Psych. (M) (Starts tonight) Shawn and Gus find themselves caught between two rival Chinese Triad families. 8.30 Deadliest Warrior. (M) In a fight to the death, Vlad The Impaler, whose blood-thirsty deeds inspired the legend of Dracula, faces off with Sun TZU, the Chinese war monger who wrote the Art of War. 9.30 Spartacus: Vengeance. (18) Spartacus gets a chance for vengeance when a prominent Roman is captured, but will he satisfy desire at the cost of the greater good? The intrigue amongst Glaber and the women surrounding him heats up. (18VLS) 10.30 TNA Impact Wrestling. (M) 12.30 24 Marathon. (M) 3.20 Spartacus: Vengeance. (18) 4.20 Girls Gone Wild. (18) 4.45 24. (M) 5.35 The Simpsons. (PG)
SUNDAy
6.00 24 Marathon. (M) 9.20 TNA Impact Wrestling. (M) 11.10 The Simpsons Marathon. (PG) 1.15 Psych. (M) 2.05 Deadliest Warrior. (M) 3.00 Raw. (M) 5.45 Main Event. (M) 6.45 Smackdown. (M) 8.30 Criminal Minds. (M) The team attempt to stop a stalker before he gets close to the woman who is the object of his affection. 9.30 Criminal Minds. (M) 10.30 The Beast. (M) 11.30 Main Event. (M) 12.30 Smackdown. (M) 2.10 Criminal Minds. (M) 2.55 Criminal Minds. (M) 3.45 Family Business. (18) 4.20 The Beast. (M) 5.10 Psych. (M)
MoNDAy 6.00 6.50 7.15 7.40
NyPD Blue. (M) The Simpsons. (PG) Pawn Stars. (PG) America’s Funniest Home Videos. (PG) 8.05 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8.30 Cash Cab USA. (PG) 8.55 24. (M) 9.50 Law & order. (M) 10.40 Main Event. (M) 11.30 Smackdown. (M) 1.15 NyPD Blue. (M) 2.10 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 2.35 Cash Cab. (PG) 3.05 24. (M) 4.00 Pawn Stars. (PG) 4.30 The Simpsons. (PG) 5.00 Law & order. (M) 12.30 24. (M) 1.20 America’s Funniest Home Videos. (PG) 1.45 Cash Cab USA. (PG) 2.10 NYPD Blue. (M) 3.05 CSI: New York. (M) 3.55 CSI: New York. (M) 4.45 24. (M) 5.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG)
Sky Movies 1 Movie Greats 6.30 Dr: Jekyll And Mr: Hyde. (2008, M) 8.00 Making of Dr: Seuss’ The Lorax. (2012, G) 8.15 Winnie The Pooh: The Movie. (2011, G) 9.20 J: Edgar. (2011, M) 11.35 This Means War. (2012, M) 1.15 Immortals. (2011, 16) 3.05 Biography: Adam Sandler. (2008, PG). With over 30 films and countless television appearances, Adam Sandler is one of the most successful comedians of all time. As well as immature comedy, he has also taken on several more serious roles. 3.55 Glee The Concert. (2011, PG) 5.20 The Big year. (2011, PG) Owen Wilson. 7.00 our Idiot Brother. (2011, M) Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks. 8.30 The Ides of March. (2011, M) George Clooney, Ryan Gosling. An idealistic staffer for a new presidential candidate gets a crash course on dirty politics during his stint on the campaign trail. 10.15 The Mechanic. (2011, 16) Jason Statham, Ben Foster. 11.50 Lovely Molly. (2011, 16) Gretchen Lodge, Johnny Lewis. 1.30 Father of Invention. (2010, PG) 3.05 Lovely Molly. (2011, 16) 4.45 Glee The Concert. (2011, PG)
SUNDAy
6.10 Biography: Adam Sandler. (2008, PG) 7.00 Father of Invention. (2010, PG) 8.35 The Big year. (2011, PG) 10.15 The Mechanic. (2011, 16) 11.50 our Idiot Brother. (2011, M) 1.20 The Ides of March. (2011, M) 3.00 Why Did I Get Married Too. (2010, M) Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson. 5.00 Big Miracle. (2012, PG) Drew Barrymore, John Krasinski. In Alaska, a news reporter recruits a Greenpeace volunteer on a campaign to save a family of gray whales trapped by ice in the Arctic Circle. 6.50 Horrible Bosses. (2011, 16) Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston. 8.30 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. (2011, 16) Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara. A journalist, with the help of a young computer hacker, is hired to search for a woman who has been missing for forty years. 11.10 one For The Money. (2011, M) Katherine Heigl, Jason O’Mara.
MoNDAy
7.20 one For The Money. (2011, M) Katherine Heigl, Jason O’Mara. 8.50 Big Miracle. (2012, PG) Drew Barrymore. 10.35 one Day. (2011, M) 12.20 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. (2011, 16) 2.55 Horrible Bosses. (2011, 16) 4.35 Conviction. (2011, M)
6.00 Children’s Programs. 8.30 Answers with Bayless Conley 9.00 Hour of Power 10.00 Day of Discovery 10.30 Footnote 11.00 Beauty and the Beast 11.30 The Relate Show 12.00 Answers 12.30 Enjoying Everyday Life 1.00 The 700 Club 1.30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV 2.00 Nzone Focus 2.30 Building a Difference 3.00 Buzz and Poppy 3.30 PU’s Place 4.00 Hillsong Kids 4.30 JandalVision. 5.30 Nzone Focus 6.00 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV 6.30 Destined to Reign 7.00 The 700 Club 7.30 Leland Klassen’s Comedy 8.00 Little Film Big Heart 8.30
6.30 9.00 10.40 12.40 2.45 4.50
6.55
8.30
10.35 12.10 1.00 3.00 4.35
The Departed. (2006, 16) Legally Blonde. (2001, PG) ocean’s 13. (2007, PG) The Peacemaker. (1997, M) The Score. (2001, M) The World’s Fastest Indian. (2006, PG) Anthony Hopkins. The story of New Zealander Burt Munro, who spent years building a 1920 Indian motorcycle upon which he set the land-speed world record at Utah’s Bonneville Salt Flats in 1967. 2006. National Lampoon’s European Vacation. (1985, M) Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo. End of Days. (1999, 18) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne. Set at the turn of the millennium, this supernatural thriller pits the might of Satan against one man who must rescue mankind. 1999. Saw 2. (2005, 18) Donnie Wahlberg, Shawnee Smith, Tobin Bell. Biography. George Clooney. (2009, PG) The Score. (2001, M) National Lampoon’s European Vacation. (1985, M) The World’s Fastest Indian. (2006, PG)
SUNDAy
6.40 Biography. George Clooney. (2009, PG) 7.30 End of Days. (1999, 18) 9.30 Saw 2. (2005, 18) 11.00 The Score. (2001, M) 1.05 National Lampoon’s European Vacation. (1985, M) 2.40 A Good year. (2005, M) 4.40 The Bourne Identity. (2002, M) Matt Damon. Loosely based on the Ludlum bestseller, a man washes ashore with bullet wounds and amnesia and races to elude assassins as he regains his memory. 2002. 6.40 The Bourne Supremacy. (2004, M) Matt Damon. 8.30 Napoleon Dynamite. (2004, PG) Jon Heder, Efren Ramirez. An ungainly teenage nerd sets out to help his new Latino friend win the class presidency, while coping with his bizarre home-life. 2004. 10.05 The Godfather. Part III. (1990, M) Al Pacino, Diane Keaton.
MoNDAy
7.00 Biography. Woody Harrelson. (2009, PG). 7.50 The Bourne Supremacy. (2004, M) Matt Damon. 9.35 The Godfather. Part III. (1990, M) Al Pacino, Diane Keaton. 12.25 A Good year. (2005, M) Russell Crowe. 2.25 Napoleon Dynamite. (2004, PG) Jon Heder, Efren Ramirez. 3.55 Raising Arizona. (1987, PG) Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter. 5.30 Pearl Harbor. (2001, M) Ben Affleck, Kate Beckinsale.
Sky Sport 1
Sky Sport 2
6.00 Rugby. Super Rugby. Chiefs v Highlanders. Replay. 8.00 Rugby. IRB Sevens World Series. Hong Kong Day One. Highlights. 9.30 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day One. Highlights. 10.00 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Two. Morning Session. . Live. 1.05 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Two. Afternoon Session. Live. 5.30 ICC Cricket 360. 6.00 Swimming. State NZ Open C’ships. Day six. Highlights. 7.00 Rugby. Super Rugby. Crusaders v Kings. Live. 9.35 Rugby. Super Rugby. Reds v Bulls. Live. 11.40 Rugby. Super Rugby. Force v Cheetahs. Live. 2.00 Rugby. Super Rugby. Crusaders v Kings. Replay. 4.00 Rugby. Super Rugby. Sharks v Rebels. Live.
6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.00
SUNDAy
6.00 Rugby. Super Rugby. Stormers v Brumbies. Live. 8.00 Basketball. NBL. Perth Wildcats v NZ Breakers. Highlights. 9.00 The Cricket Show. 9.30 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Two. Highlights. 10.00 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Three. Morning Session. Live. 1.05 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Three. Afternoon Session. From Eden Park, Auckland. Live. 5.30 Total Rugby. 6.00 Rugby. Super Rugby. Waratahs v Blues. From Allianz Stadium, Sydney. Live. 8.00 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Three. From Eden Park, Auckland. Highlights. 8.30 Sky Sport What’s on. 8.55 Motorsport. FIA Formula One C’ship. Malaysia Grand Prix. Live. 11.30 The ITM Fishing Show. 12.00 Soccer. A-League. Brisbane Roar v Melbourne Heart. Replay. 2.00 Soccer. A-League. Adelaide United v Central Coast Mariners. Replay. 4.00 Athletics. Contact Tri. From Waitangi Park, Central Wellington. Highlights. 5.00 Sky Sport What’s on. 5.30 Basketball. NBL. Perth Wildcats v NZ Breakers. Replay.
MoNDAy
7.30 Small Blacks TV. 8.00 Motorsport. FIA Formula One C’ship. Malaysia Grand Prix. Highlights. 9.30 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Three. From Eden Park, Auckland. Highlights. 10.00 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Four. Morning Session. From Eden Park, Auckland. Live. 1.05 Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Four. Afternoon Session. From Eden Park, Auckland. Live. 5.30 The Cricket Show.
SHINE
MOVIE: Facing the Giants 10.30 Choices 11.00 Footnote 11.30 Ancient Secrets of the Bible 12.00 Building a Difference 12.30 Abundante 1.00 MOVIE: Facing the Giants 3.00 Choices 3.30 Ancient Secrets of the Bible 4.00 Footnote 4.30 Nzone Focus 5.00 Leland Klassen’s Comedy 5.30 Abundante SUNDAy 6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.00 JandalVision 11.00 Leland Klassen’s Comedy 11.30 Day of Discovery 12.00 Ancient Secrets of the Bible 12.30 The Relate Show 1.00 Footnote 1.30 Building a Difference 2.00 Off the Streets 2.30 Leland Klassen’s
11.00 12.00 2.00 3.00 5.30 5.55 7.30 9.45 12.00 1.00 3.00 3.30 4.30 5.30
Crowd Goes Wild. Red Bull Roast It. ANZ Golf World. Inside The PGA Tour. Golf. US PGA Tour. Round Two. Live. Golf. European PGA Tour. Round Two. Highlights. Basketball. NBL. Perth Wildcats v NZ Breakers. Replay. Golf. US PGA Tour. Highlights. Rugby League. NSW Cup. Wests Tigers v Manly. Live. Total Rugby. Motorsport. FIA Formula One C’ship. Malaysia Practice Session Three. Live. Soccer. A-League. Melbourne Victory v Perth Glory. Live. Soccer. A-League. Western Sydney v Sydney FC. Live. Swimming. State New Zealand Open C’ships. Day Six. Highlights. Soccer. A-League. Melbourne Victory v Perth Glory. Replay. Cricket. New Zealand v England 3rd Test Day Two. Highlights. Golf. Champions Tour. Toshiba Classic. Highlights. Golf. US PGA Tour. Round Two. Highlights. Golf. US PGA Tour. Arnold Palmer Invitational. Round Three. Live.
SUNDAy
11.00 Sea Master Sailing. 11.30 Rugby. Super Rugby. Chiefs v Highlanders. Highlights. 12.30 Small Blacks TV. 1.00 Athletics. 2.00 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Queensland Firebirds v Southern Steel. Live. 4.00 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Adelaide Thunderbirds v Central Pulse. Live. 6.00 State Insurance Swimming New Zealand Awards. Highlights. 7.00 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Canterbury Tactix v WBOP Magic. Live. 9.00 Investec Super Rugby Review. 10.00 Athletics. Contact Tri. From Waitangi Park, Central Wellington. Highlights. 11.00 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Canterbury Tactix v WBOP Magic. Replay. 12.30 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Queensland Firebirds v Southern Steel. Replay. 2.00 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Adelaide Thunderbirds v Central Pulse. Replay. 3.30 Basketball. NBL. Melbourne Tigers v Townsville Crocodiles. Replay. 5.30 Golf. US PGA Tour. Arnold Palmer Invitational. Round Four. Live.
MoNDAy
11.00 Golf. European PGA Tour. Round Four. Highlights. 12.00 Rowing. World Cup. Sydney Finals Day. Replay. 3.00 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Canterbury Tactix v WBOP Magic. Replay. 4.30 Netball. ANZ C’ship. Queensland Firebirds v Southern Steel. Replay.
Discovery 6.00 6.30 7.30 9.30 10.30 11.00 11.30 12.30 1.00 1.30 2.30 3.30 4.30 5.30 6.30 7.30 8.30
9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30 1.00 1.30 5.30
Connect. (PG) River Monsters. (PG) MythBusters. (PG) ET Fishing Escapes. (PG) off The Hook: Extreme Catches. (PG) off The Hook: Extreme Catches. (PG) Combat Countdown. (PG) Auction Kings. (PG) Auction Hunters. (PG) Meteorite Men. (PG) MythBusters. (PG) Moonshiners. (M) Alaska: The Last Frontier. (PG) outlaw Empires. (M) Dual Survival. (PG) Can you Live Forever? (PG) Gold Rush. (PG) Road to Gold. Todd and his crew finally get to test the new Turbo Trommel. Dave pushes his crew to double their last clean out. Parker brings in dynamite to blast a boulder. Amish Mafia. (M) River Monsters With Jeremy Wade. (PG) Abalone Wars. (PG) Call 911. (PG) Destroyed In Seconds. (PG) Deadliest Catch. (PG) Ecopolis. (PG)
SUNDAy
6.30 River Monsters Goes Tribal. (PG) 7.30 MythBusters. (PG) 8.30 MythBusters. (PG) 9.30 ET Fishing Escapes. (PG) 10.30 off The Hook: Extreme Catches. (PG) 11.00 off The Hook: Extreme Catches. (PG) 11.30 River Monsters With Jeremy Wade. (PG) 12.30 Who Survived? (PG) 1.30 Can you Live Forever? (PG) 2.30 yukon Men. (M) 7.30 Hell Roads. (PG)\ 8.30 Auction Kings. (PG) The Gallery 63 crew auction off an unusual 1930s book filled with autographs from Old Hollywood celebrites. The Garretts gamble on their 1930s gas pump and vintage fire alarm. 9.00 Auction Hunters. (PG) 9.30 Driven To Extremes. (PG) 10.30 Alaska: The Last Frontier. (PG) 11.30 MythBusters. (PG) 12.30 I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (PG) 1.30 Moonshiners. (M) 2.30 Auction Kings. (PG) 3.00 Auction Hunters. (PG) 3.30 I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (PG) 4.30 Nightmare Next Door. (M) 5.30 Disappeared. (M)
MoNDAy 6.30 7.30 8.30 9.30 10.30 11.30 12.30 1.00 1.30 2.30 3.00 3.30 4.30 5.30
Dirty Jobs. (PG) Moonshiners. (M) Deadliest Catch. (PG) MythBusters. (PG) Nightmare Next Door. (M) I Shouldn’t Be Alive. (PG) Stalked: Someone’s Watching. (M) I Was Murdered. (M) Disappeared. (M) Auction Kings. (PG) Auction Hunters. (PG) Moonshiners. (M) Deadliest Catch. (PG) MythBusters. (PG)
Comedy 3.00 Abundante 3.30 Ancient Secrets of the Bible 4.00 Choices 4.30 Day of Discovery 5.00 Building a Difference 5.30 Give Me An Answer 6.00 Full Flame 6.30 Impact for Life 7.00 Footnote 7.30 CONCERT: Dream On 9.00 The Relate Show 9.30 Nzone Focus 10.00 Footnote 10.30 Off the Streets 11.00 Give Me An Answer 11.30 Beauty and the Beast 12.00 Nzone Focus 12.30 Day of Discovery 1.00 Choices 1.30 Building a Difference 2.00 The Relate Show 2.30 Off the Streets 3.00 CONCERT: Dream On 4.30 Footnote
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