Be Boop Beep

Be Boop Beep! by Isse Salazar, age 6

First, the kittens were in the animal shelter. One spotted kitten saw a guy buying one of the kittens and ran out when he opened the door. She ran to the kitten armor store and stole the super armor jetpacks that were 300 zillion billion krillion dollars—the kitten stole all of them! She took one and wore it. The kitten used the Violent Destroyer 300 water cannonball spikes to break open the glass door of the animal shelter. All the kittens ran out and she put the super armor on them. The owner yelled “No!” The kittens used the cat food human destroyer, then found the owner’s car and looked for his keys. They weren’t there. They found them on the owner who had passed out, then escaped in his Lamborghini before the kitten cops got there! The kittens saw the car was out of gas. They wanted to go to the kitchen massage store before going home to their kitten moms in the sewer. So they started walking there and soon found the ocean. The kittens had grown up on the ocean. It was where they first saw the world. Their moms appeared! Together they enjoyed watching the ocean. Then Aquaman came up from the ocean! Then all the Avengers! They all started dancing! And they yelled, “AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAH.”

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