Playboy 2010 09 by peter

Ellen von Unwerth and Kelly Brook

Fifty years ago in Architects’ Journal, the critic and design historian Reyner Banham revealed himself to be a reader and fan of PLAYBOY. He enjoyed the feminine curves, he said. But he was equally impressed with the modern furniture featured in the magazine, as well as the “plans and perspectives” of bachelor pads we christened the Playboy Penthouse and Playboy’s Weekend Hideaway, “neither of them by any designers you have ever heard of, but none the worse for that, and considerably better than any equivalent projects that one can remember in Home and Garden.” (That’s a compliment, right?) By 1966 we had gone getaway gaga. In The Playboy Pad, critic David A. Keeps of the Los Angeles Times surveys these “masculine lairs.” Speaking of pads, Gary Cole returns with his fearless college football picks in Playboy’s Pigskin Preview. Cole’s predictions are so uncanny, each year several unranked teams forfeit games to focus on their studies. In a far more serious battle, Emad Salem played for the good guys. After infiltrating an Al Qaeda cell based in New York, this overlooked hero succeeded despite being mishandled by the FBI. Peter Lance recounts Salem’s fascinating tale in The Spy Who Came in for the Heat. There is no secret behind the erotic heat of Ellen von Unwerth’s photos of British model, actress and stylista Kelly Brook. In fact, their pictorial alone makes this issue a collector’s item, so secure yours before Will Self snaps it up. In On Collecting he examines the four types of collecting—sentimental, serial, fetishistic and investment. In this month’s Playboy Interview we explore the mystery of Paul Reubens, best known for his character Pee-wee Herman and for being arrested in a Sarasota movie theater (in that order). Bill Zehme travels with the talented Reubens on the comeback trail. Another larger-thanlife personality, former gubernatorial candidate Kinky Friedman, reports in Greetings From Texas that two types of people wear cowboy hats and one of them is a cowboy. You’ve also never met anyone like Dean Potter. In Icarus 2010 Craig Vetter documents how Potter puts on a wingsuit (yes, that’s a suit with wings) and jumps off mountains. His record so far: a 9,000-foot drop off of Switzerland’s Eiger alp. Finally, we are pleased to welcome a new contributor, Gustave Flaubert, to our pages. His scandalous debut novel, Madame Bovary, was first published in 1857 and has been newly translated from the French by Lydia Davis, a MacArthur Genius and National Book Award finalist. In this exclusive excerpt, Emma Bovary, a bored country wife, becomes so enraptured by her lover, Rodolphe, that she sneaks into his bachelor pad.

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Bill ZehmeWill Self Gary Cole Peter Lance Kinky Friedman

David A. Keeps Craig VetterLydia Davis

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MODEL SEARCH AT THE MANSION Sports have tryouts, American Idol holds open auditions and we use casting calls to identify new talent. Here, gathered around the man who started it all, are 2010’s PLAYBOY model hopefuls at a Mansion Casting Call. Think you have what it takes to be a Playmate? See when we are coming to your area at playboy.com/castingcalls

The 32nd annual fest really swung the Hollywood Bowl in June. Model Eva Pigford, Academy Award winner Jamie Foxx, Hef and actress and PLAYBOY model Stacey Dash took in the cool acts, including George Benson, Chick Corea, Naturally 7 and Manhattan Transfer (pictured below). Bill Cosby, one of the most entertaining ambassadors of jazz, once again emceed the event and even manned the sticks.

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PMW was the setting of a joint fete thrown for the DVD release of Hot Tub Time Machine and the Karma Foundation’s Kandyland charity event Mr. Playboy surveys the party with Anna Berglund and Miss December 2009 Crystal Harris. Hot Tub stars Rob Corddry and Clark Duke mug for the camera. Singer Chris Brown and NFL Pro Bowler Shawne Merriman are made in the shades. Diddy provided the musical entertainment while the Tub Girls, a bear and actor Craig Robinson chilled in the hot tub. Perhaps there will be a sequel: Grotto Time Machine.

THE 32ND PLAYBOY JAZZ FESTIVAL “Jazz is the music of my heart,” Hugh Hefner said at the Playboy Jazz Festival. “It doesn’t get much better than this.”

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17 PLAYBOY AFTERHOURS BECOMING ATTRACTION Even among the manly laughs of HBO’s sketch series Funny or Die Presents…, a serious jolt of female thrill can be found. Her name? Christine Scott Bennett, the sexy secretary who endures the inappropriate musings of Ed Haligan, the show’s fictional host. thinkofgorealeredNotgoingknewarepunchiblethatItsosupposed“SinceI’mablondeI’mtobeditzy,Iactedflattered.”cameasnosurpriseherirrepress-curveswouldbealine.“Myboobssubstantial,soIthewritersweretorefertothem.”thatanyofitboth-her.“I’magoofinlife.I’mhappytoonset,makeanassmyselfandletpeopleI’macting.” Christine Scott Bennett PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHRIS FORTUNA

HOURSAFTER Reel Memorabilia For Sale: Hollywood History

Architect Robert Harvey Oshatz designed the world’s coolest tree house, the Wilkinson residence outside Portland, Oregon. “The client—a musician—wanted a house that not only became part of the natural landscape but also addressed the ﬂow of music,” says Oshatz. See more of his work at oshatz.com.

Monumental pieces of movie history have recently hit the market. The 193-acre Iowa farmland with the baseball diamond from Field of Dreams (1989) was for sale for $5.4 million. The Long Island house where the Amityville Horror (1979) murders took place was up for $1.15 million. Our fave? The Aston Martin DB5 from Goldﬁnger (1964), expected to garner at least $5 million. We’ve sat in this car with built-in machine guns and other Q-designed gadgets. It’s worth every penny. Green House Family Tree

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MARIEL: Yeah, we play everything from Kesha to Billy Joel, and everybody goes crazy for the music. Hold on. [gets up on bar to dance]

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THE CHEESECAKE 1 part vodka 1 part vanilla vodka 1 part cranberry juice 1 part pineapple juice Pour over ice in a rocks glass and stir. If you like it extra sweet, drop in a maraschino cherry.

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PLAYBOY: Looks like you’re having fun. MARIEL: Always when I’m here. Sorry, that was my song. Where were we?

Celluloid Heroes A NamedClub Max’s Mickey Ruskin opened the legendary Max’s Kansas City on New York’s Park Avenue South on December 6, 1965. It became a gathering place for artists, musicians and models—“the intersection of everything,” as William Burroughs put it. Manhattan’s Steven Kasher Gallery opens its Max’s Kansas City exhibit this month with more than 100 photographs taken during the club’s heyday.

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Mariel MaClosky BARMATE PLAYBOY: So on Friday night in Latham, New York, this is the place to be.

PLAYBOY: We’d like a drink. What do you MARIEL:recommend?Normally it’s bottled beer around here, but I have something sweet for you: the cheesecake. Consider it dessert in liquid form.

The Big Book of Breasts (2006), a wellrounded and beautiful exposé. Then came The Big Penis Book (2008), a long, thick study. New from Hanson: The Big Butt Book ($60), a cheeky tome that gets the thumbs-up from us. Take a look—delicious from page one.

Pictured from left: Deborah Harry and Billy Idol. More info at maxskansascity.com.

MARIEL: Yep, welcome to college night at the Landing Zone. We pack the house with college students. I suppose you had to squeeze by a few student PLAYBOY:bodies.Indeed, but you’re the queen. MARIEL: There is some power in being the bartender. When I was a freshman I didn’t really have any friends, and then the week after I worked my first shift at the Landing Zone people were coming up and saying hi to me at the school cafeteria’s pancake line. PLAYBOY: The music is pretty random.

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Michelle Rodriguez plays a sexy, gun-crazy taco waitress in Machete. When she catches a break, the Avatar star has the following eclectic films lined up for herself on Netflix: Natural Born Killers Thelma & Louise InsideCabaretDeep Throat Pulp TheTheHappyFictionFeetGooniesBreakfast Club

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The American George Clooney plays a veteran professional assassin in The American, lying in wait to make one final kill in remote Italy, where he gets embroiled with a prostitute (Violante Placido) and a priest (Paolo Bonacelli), and in one hell of a shoot-out. Any faint echoes of a Sergio Leone Western aren’t accidental, according to the film’s director, Anton Corbijn, the rock photographer and video director who made his feature directorial debut in 2007 with the knockout Control, about Joy Division’s tragic lead singer, Ian Curtis. “The American is almost like a spaghetti Western,” says Corbijn. “It’s a thriller, but not all thrillers have to be action films. We have no explosions or crashes. What we have is a good story with a theme: You have to take responsibility for your actions. George plays a very dark character, and he and the prostitute have an angry, dark sex scene—not the kind of scene you usually see in a George Clooney movie. I’m proud of how different he is here from any other film he’s done. It was great to persuade an actor and star such as George that there are other strengths he didn’t know he had.”

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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps star about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. “There’s no need for [Steven Spielberg] to feel vulnerable about one film. If you feel adrift after the loss of Lost, you can revisit the island for 5,074 minutes with Lost: The Complete Collection, including 30 hours of bonus material on both DVD and Blu-ray. When your eyes tire of watching tropical intrigue, you can enjoy—if that’s the word—Jersey Shore: Season One, MTV’s uncensored car wreck of a reality experiment that gave us Snooki, fake tans, the Situation and the sionsobses-of Seaside Heights’ delusional denizens. Just as delusional are Kiwis Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie, who have made a career knocking around Manhattan being droll on HBO’s Flight of the Conchords: The Complete Collection, which includes an unaired live performance. Look for extra crimson spurts when Starz unsheathes enhanced effects and extended cuts on some of the episodes of the gladiator spectacle Spartacus: Blood and Sand—The Complete First Season on both DVD and BD. One of our favorite sitcoms of the year combines a mockumentary style with suburban whimsy to create the wry and funny Modern Family: The Complete First Season, featuring hot tamale Sofia Vergara. Family Guy’s “Partial Terms of Endearment,” banned by Fox, finally sees the light of day as a DVD-only release as well. —Buzz McClain Feeling Lost? The Best of TV on DVD

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Bob Marley, Quentin Tarantino, money) and dislikes (governments, oppression, golfers, Mahatma Gandhi’s faith in nonviolence). It’s foolish of her to liken herself to “a Taliban trucker”—the Taliban putsbutarebrutaltowomenwhowantfreedom—itprovesapoint:Herthirdalbumthefunintofundamentalism. album, Maya, which transforms the global dance music of her debut into what we’ll call terrorist pop. It’s relentless and abrasive, full of sudden disruptions and shocking noises that double as hooks and beats. She doesn’t work in subtleties—M.I.A. gets specific about what she likes (weed, Game of the Month Mafia II

All the late-night hole digging and corpse dumping associated with being a made man come with some reward—namely piles of money, luxurious cars and beautiful women. For Mafia II (360, PC, PS3) PLAYBOY provided the beautiful women. Developers hid 50 authentic PLAYBOY covers and Centerfolds for players to find within the fictional city of Empire Bay as they follow Vito, an up-and-coming mafioso just back from World War II. “Vito is absolutely the type of guy who would be using PLAYBOY as a gentleman’s style bible back in the 1950s,” says 2K Games producer Alex Cox. To afford his lavish lifestyle, Vito and his partner Joey take on missions that include hijacking trucks, gun ning down rivals and planting bombs. The Scorseseinspired story line follows the duo’s rise through the gangster ranks and the trail of bodies they leave behind. If the cops ask, you didn’t see nothin’. By Jason Buhrmester

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Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine shares advice on how not to learn about motorcycles:“FirstIbought a Ducati, which was a horrible mistake because I’d never ridden before. I almost killed myself—I was leaning over the bike to press the security code to my front gate and let go of the clutch while it was in gear. The bike was on gravel and it spun around about 30 times. Now I ride a Harley. Harley culture isn’t about cheating death; it’s about cruising on a heavy machine that stays glued to the road. Riding is the best thing in the world.”

By Rob Tannenbaum M.I.A. is the kind of rock star Oliver Stone might dream up for a screenplay: smart, glamorous, socially connected and totally radical. She spent part of her youth in Sri Lanka, fled to London as a preteen with her mom, named her debut album for her father (a prominent figure in Sri Lanka’s ruinous civil war) and is engaged to an heir to the Seagram liquor fortune. Many of her songs mention explosions and violence in favorable ways. “Sound of a bomb blast, throw it in a bag,” she chants on her new 5’s Adam Levine Goes Biking

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Proving that good things can also come in fours, the fourth season of Foursome (left) airs on Playboy TV on September 18 (10 P.M. ET/PT), kicking off a new round of lust and fun. Follow the wild sexual exploits of two girls and two guys as they spend 24 hours in luxurious L.A. and New York locations, acting out their kinkiest fantasies with one another. Plus, don’t miss the premiere of Playboy’s brandnew series Badass (right) on September 3 (nine P M ET/PT). Gorgeous girls tackle extreme sports like shark diving and air-to-air Top Gun combat over the Pacific Ocean—all while in the buff.

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PLAYBOY Croatia shot a townaownpictorialsummerofitsinUmag,smallportonthenorthwestern coast dubbed “Croatia’s Gateway to Europe.” And Croatia’s June Playmate, Ava Karabati´c (right), is certainly the most breathtaking gatekeeper we’ve ever seen. Meanwhile, PLAYBOY Netherlands seized on the worldwide obsession with 3-D and featured Nicolette Kluijver on the cover of its May issue as a mesmerizing hologram (below center). The sultry Nicolette jumps out at readers all on her own—no 3-D glasses required.

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PLAYBOY’s numerous foreign editions all kept busy over the summer, and their hard work (and play) yielded some attractive results. In June the 50th anniversary of the Playboy Clubs and the Bunny was celebrated with 50 extravagant Playboy parties held around the globe, including at venues in Italy and Greece. In Milano Marittima, Italian Bunnies mingled with Italian celebrities for a glitzy night of revelry at Club Pineta (right), and in Athens, Greek lovelies feted in Mediterranean style at Dekko nightclub (below left). PLAYBOY Slovenia took the artistic route and paid tribute to the anniversary with a striking Bunny-themed pictorial shot in Bled, the country’s only island and one of its most spectacular right).tionstouristattrac-(below

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Going where no booze purveyor has gone before, Proximo Spirits is offering the Kraken ($20, in stores), a rum that is dark and spiced. Another surprise: For a libation named after a menacing sea beast, it is unexpectedly smooth, probably because of its caramel flavoring.

It’s an age-old question with an easy answer: How does a car company alert buyers to new ideas in engineering? By thrilling those potential customers with roaring action on the racetrack. Volkswagen launched its TDI Cup series to showcase its clean diesel Jetta—but with an added hook. The 10-race series is also a scouting system in which young drivers with no experience who are hell-bent on NASCAR or Formula One can get a start—drivers such as Liam Kenney of Virginia, who began competing the moment he was old enough to get his license and who’s now racing in Formula Three. “The TDI Cup gets you in a major factory team car,” says Kenney. “It’s hot, tight racing.” Now VW is offering customers the motor-sport version of its Jetta. The two-liter Jetta TDI Cup Edition is a racer for the road, with fully independent suspension, 18-inch alloys, sporty rubber and huge brakes. Clean diesel means absurdly impressive mileage. “Where else can you buy a race car for the street that you can flail around and still get 41 miles per gallon?” Kenney says. We hurtled one around country roads, looking for tight corners to straighten. The ride is firm, the steering perfectly weighted. For $25,000, this baby makes for a great backto-school ride. More info at vw.com. To apply for next season’s racing, visit vwmotorsportusa.com.

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After Charles Lindbergh’s solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic, he trekked another 47,000 kilometers of northern air routes. During these trips he wore a personally designed Greenland Flight watch, a timepiece Longines recently reissued as Lindbergh’s Atlantic Voyage ($4,500, longines.com). Like the original, it shows seconds at nine o’clock, includes a 30-minute counter at three o’clock and has a tachymeter for speedsmeasuringup to 500 kilometers per hour.

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Have Office, Will Travel London furniture maker Timothy Oulton has made a time-tested wish come true: He has devised a way to fit your whole life—or most of your office, anyway—into a single suitcase. His Mayfair Steamer Secretary Trunk ($2,995, restorationhardware.com), which he designed as a nod to both his family’s well-known antiques heritage and the classic Louis Vuitton trunks of the bygone luxury-luggage era, is handmade of distressed vintage cigar leather and features a pull-down desktop, wheels for mobility and plentiful storage space. No two trunks are alike—in fact, each one takes 72 hours to construct. And each comes equipped with crafty wire-management slots to keep hightech hardware (i.e., your computer) discreetly in check. When your day’s work is finished, simply close and latch the trunk, and roll your work out of sight and out of mind.

Reading—now 100 percent habitforming! The enabler of such avid literacy? British publisher Tank Books. In a sublime design conceit, the company has repackaged pocketsize works by Kafka and other eminent writers into six flip-top cigarette boxes ($70, tank magazine.com). “Tales to take your breath away,” its mock warning promises.

Winter will be here soon enough, bringing with it the usual frigid misery and near-constant dreams of sand, sun and escape. The ultimate getaway, of course, is to a warm piece of ocean-based real estate all your own—a private island where neither Old Man Winter nor any other interloper can prevent good times from rolling. Canadian company Private Islands Inc. (privateislandsinc.com) specializes in arranging such purchases, listing roughly 500 islands to buy or lease— from Great Lakes islets to Pacific Ocean archipelagoes. The asking prices are similarly wide-ranging, starting as low as $20,000 and jumping to $110 million for a tricked-out Shangri-la in the Caribbean. After all, no man can be complete without an island.

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Ever had your erection gently slapped while you’re at full strength? The genitals, when engorged with blood, are extraordinarily sensitive to rubbing, slapping, kissing and many other types of stimulation, soft, medium or rough. It helps her get off because the general principles of anatomy and geometry don’t allow your erection to stimulate her clit—at least not directly—during intercourse. That’s why many women slap their clits, finger themselves or apply a vibrator. The only risk is having an ill-educated lover who freaks out because his penis is “not enough” to satisfy her.

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WE NOW ARRIVE AT OUR FAVORITE time of year, when all our hard work pays off. Consider the sumptuous Iza Sala, whom we here find in the countryside enjoying the traditional Polish festival known as do . zynki. Let us celebrate the harvest with wreaths, dancing, food and wine. And Iza. As the Bible says, as ye sow, so shall ye reap.

See more of Iza at club.playboy.com.

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This sculptor’s space turned the inside out with a living room that opens directly onto a deck and a forerunner of the infinity pool, two now-common concepts in contemporary architecture. Inside, the 1929 Barcelona lounge chair by Bauhaus designer Ludwig Mies van der Rohe is a timeless bachelor-pad classic of leather and steel.

MARCH 1971 / MIAMI

The tube is an entry portal, the tower has sleeping chambers, and the pod serves as a living room. A mash-up of sea vessel, spacecraft and straight-up phallic symbol, this lakefront structure references Antoni Gaudí’s fantasy buildings, Erich Mendelsohn’s 1920s observatory for Albert Einstein and streamline moderne, the industrialdesign manifestation of art deco.

CURATED BY DAVID A. KEEPS DECEMBER 1973 / TEXAS

AUGUST 1965 / NEW YORK CITY In 1965 modern apartment conveniences meant recessed lighting on rheostats and reel-to-reel tape recorders. Also new for the time: a Danish modern teak wall unit to store books and vinyl and, between the chairs decorated with ethnic pillows, a side table that opens to become a cocktail bar.

MORE THAN MERE HABITATIONS, THESE DOMICILES OFFEREDANEWWAYOFLIVINGFOR THEMODERNMALE

PLAYBOY gave early exposure to decades of architectural trends: 1960s Palm Springs modernism, 1970s organic fantasy homes and prefab housing modules, and 1980s industrial spaces rehabbed as lofts. PLAYBOY popularized remote-controlled lighting and sound, sleek wall units, concealed bars, conversation pits and spa bathrooms. It turned Mies van der Rohe’s

OCTOBER 1965 / PHOENIX

FUTURISTIC

On the Western front, the mid-1960s brought earthy touches: cork and lava-rock walls and a concrete genie-bottle fireplace. To the right of the fireplace a contemporary pendant light and a round Eero Saarinen dinette set complement the curves of the carpeted conversation pit. Barcelona chair and Isamu Noguchi’s glass-topped coffee table into status symbols. On these pages we offer a selection of interiors that trace the ever-evolving bachelor design aesthetic that was pioneered in the pages of PLAYBOY

SILHOUETTES. INTEGRATED ELECTRONICS. Surfaces clad in gleaming metal and sleek leather.The visual vocabulary of the sports car also informs the design of that other machine for living, the Playboy Pad. From its inception PLAYBOY has espoused a bachelor lifestyle defined by classic luxuries and breakthrough technologies. With remote controls and push-button conveniences, the Playboy Pad was the unmistakably masculine lair where the sophisticated gent could impress his friends and seduce his women. Divorced from the traditions of married life, these new digs were completely of the moment, embracing cutting-edge architecture and mid-century-modern furniture to create a new and irresistible environment for men. Hef himself set the bar in his debut letter from the editor: “We don’t mind telling you in advance—we plan on spending most of our time inside. We like our apartment.” Streamlined and urbane, the single man’s residence Hef envisioned was an antidote to the drabness of post–World War II white-picket-fence suburbia. And though it didn’t yet exist for most fellows, Hefner had no trouble imagining it. In the fall of 1956 he commissioned floor plans and renderings for “PLAYBOY’s penthouse apartment.”The open-plan window-walled spaces featured furnishings by industrial designers Charles and Ray Eames, Eero Saarinen and Florence Knoll. Bringing these masters’ chairs and tables out of the executive suite and into the home, PLAYBOY introduced modern furniture to the modern man. Harry Bertoia’s futuristic wire-mesh bird chair even landed on the cover of the September 1961 issue. By the mid-1960s life began to imitate the artistry of our immodest proposals for urban living, as men decorated apartments with jet-age designs that have since become mid-century classics. Two long-running pictorial series, A Playboy’s Pad and Playboy by Design, detailed real living spaces and lionized the work of such legendary architects as Los Angeles modernist John Lautner and interiors by Parisian designer Andrée Putman.

JULY 1985 / NEW YORK In 1985, before flatscreens, size mattered. The fivefoot-tall projection TV had a component box so large it doubled as a table. Stainless steel columns provide a hideaway for high-tech speakers—and a bar.

Taking cues from Buckminster Fuller’s Dymaxion house—not to mention UFOs—this 1970 portable playhouse prefigures the 21st century’s prefab-housing craze. The interior fireplace doubles as a grill.

APRIL 1966 / PALM SPRINGS In the mid-1960s modern office furnishings were integrated into contemporary interiors. For this livingdining space, a buffet is set at a Knoll racetrack-oval conference table with Eames aluminum chairs.

SEPTEMBER 1970 / FINLAND

CONCEPTS PLAYBOY’s 1950s and 1960s plans for modern bachelor living included the Playboy Town House, above, with wood walls and recessed lighting. Many of the futuristic interior designs—including the domed-roof grotto (right) and the circular bed below—echo the curves that were displayed elsewhere in the magazine.

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BY GARY COLE COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS A GAME of numbers, in more ways than one. After the recent conference realignments, the PAC 10 now has 12 teams (having added Colorado and Utah), the Big 12 has 10 teams (after subtracting Nebraska and Colorado) and the Big Ten, which already had 11 teams, now has 12 (after adding Nebraska). Now we understand why math-challenged college presidents and boards of regents have never been able to figure out a playoff format to determine the college football national championship. The only numbers these fellows comprehend are the ones following the dollar sign in the next TV deal. Fortunately for those with any sense of college football tradition, the Texas Longhorns put the brakes on what appeared to be a total stampede out of the Big 12 by politely turning down an invitation to the PAC 10 megaconference in the making, evidently discovering a way to keep the co ers ﬁlled by staying put. Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and Texas A&M also remained in the slimmeddown Big 12. If any conference has 12 or more teams, it means two divisions and a conference championship—another chance for schools to put money in their pockets. However, it’s also another opportunity to lose a game and be eliminated from consideration for the national title. In the Big 12’s 14-year existence, four upsets in the conference championship have cost teams a chance to play for the BCS ﬁnale. That monkey will now ride the backs of the Big Ten and PAC 10. The conference realignments won’t take e ect until 2011 at the earliest, so this year it will be business as usual.

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OUTLOOK: Most of the pieces are back from last year’s top ﬁve team, including excellent senior leadership. Pryor, who is extremely athletic and multidimensional, is a nightmare for defensive coordinators. Defensively the Buckeyes are mean up front and quick at the corners.

STUDS: Start with Heisman Trophy–winning running back Mark Ingram and quarterback Greg McElroy, who has won 30 straight games going back to his days at Southlake Carroll High School in Texas. Julio Jones is one of the best receivers in the nation, and Mark Barron excels at safety.

SCHEDULE: Eight home games give the Buckeyes a good chance to run the table.

OUTLOOK: Sophomore quarterback Garrett Gilbert, who took over for Colt McCoy when he was injured on the ﬁfth play of the national championship game, is ready for prime time, and Mack Brown has an abundance of talented young players eager to make their mark.

Each year PLAYBOY selects one player who has shined both on the football field and in the classroom. We give a $5,000 scholarship to the general scholarship fund of the winner’s school. The award this year goes to Alabama quarterback Greg McElroy. A major in business marketing, McElroy has an overall 3.86 GPA with a perfect 4.0 last year. He also led his Crimson Tide team to the national championship while finishing with the lowest interception percentage in school history.

IMPACT PLAYERS LOST FROM LAST SEASON: Defensive end Thaddeus Gibson, safety Kurt Coleman. STUDS: Defensive end Cameron Heyward is a six-ﬁve, 288-pound menace to opposing quarterbacks. He has 24.5 career tackles for losses. Heyward is the son of NFL great Craig “Ironhead” Heyward. Quarterback Terrelle Pryor, a six-six junior, was the Rose Bowl MVP last season.

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IMPACT PLAYERS LOST: O ensive linemen Mike Johnson and Drew Davis, plus nine players from the defensive side.

PREDICTION: 12–0 2 TEXAS LAST YEAR: 13–1 overall, 8–0 in conference. Lost 37–21 to Alabama in the BCS championship game. COACH: Mack Brown (214–101–1). IMPACT PLAYERS LOST: Quarterback Colt McCoy, wide receiver Jordan Shipley, o ensive tackle Adam Ulatoski, defensive end Sergio Kindle, defensive tackle Lamarr Houston, placekicker Hunter Lawrence. STUDS: Defensive end Sam Acho posted a team-high 10 sacks last season, along with four fumble recoveries and 14 tackles for losses. Curtis Brown is a lockdown cornerback who posted 15 pass breakups to go with 53 tackles. O ensive tackle Kyle Hix, who started 28 straight games at right tackle, will move to left tackle this season.

Linebacker Dont’a Hightower will be dominant if he fully recovers from a torn ACL su ered last season.

PREDICTION: 11–1 4 BOISE STATE LAST YEAR: 14–0 overall, 8–0 in conference. The Broncos defeated TCU in the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.

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PREDICTION: 12–0 3 ALABAMA LAST YEAR: National champions, 14–0 overall, 8–0 in conference. COACH: Nick Saban (124–50–1).

OUTLOOK: Can a talented bunch of top recruits grasp the complex defensive schemes Saban and his sta will throw at them? O ensively the Crimson Tide will be di cult to stop.

SCHEDULE: An early home test against Penn State should set the tone. Tough road games against Arkansas and LSU, plus a confrontation at home with Florida, are also signiﬁcant obstacles.

AN ASSISTANT at 10 schools before being named head coach at TCU in 2000, Gary Patterson has rung up 85 wins, failed to reach a bowl game only once and led the Horned Frogs to a 12–0 regular season last year. Patterson quashed rumors he might be available for other jobs by signing a new contract with TCU that runs through 2016.

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COACH: Chris Petersen (49–4).

1 OHIO STATE LAST YEAR: 11–2 overall, 7–1 in conference. The Buckeyes beat Oregon in the Rose Bowl, 26–17. COACH: Jim Tressel (career record 229–78–2).

SCHEDULE: An off week between critical games against Oklahoma and Nebraska will be an advantage for the Longhorns.

Greg McElroy finishing off Texas on January 7 for the BCS title.

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PREDICTION: 12–0 5 IOWA LAST YEAR: 11–2 overall, 6–2 in conference. The Hawkeyes beat Georgia Tech in the FedEx Orange Bowl. COACH: Kirk Ferentz (93–76). IMPACT PLAYERS LOST: O ensive lineman Bryan Bulaga, tight end Tony Moeaki, linebacker Pat Angerer, defensive back Amari Spievey, linebacker A.J. Edds.

(continued on page 116) OUR SOURCES? NFL SCOUTS, COLLEGE COACHES AND OUR OWN KEEN EYES. HERE WE PRESENT OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE COLLEGE GAME COACH OF THE YEAR Gary PattersonTCU CameronWIDERUNNINGQUARTERBACKJakeLockerWashingtonBACKSMarkIngramAlabamaJohnClayWisconsinStanleyHaviliUSCRECEIVERSA.J.GreenGeorgiaJulioJonesAlabamaTIGHTENDKyleRudolphNotreDameOFFENSIVELINENateSolderColoradoKristoferO’DowdUSCMattReynoldsBrighamYoungMarcusCannonTCUAnthonyCastonzoBostonCollegeRETURNSPECIALISTChrisOwusuStanfordDEFENSIVELINEHeywardOhioState Adrian DeAndreDEFENSIVEMichaelMichiganNorthRobertSamIowaClaybornAchoTexasQuinnCarolinaLINEBACKERSVonMillerTexasA&MGregJonesStateMohamedCaliforniaBACKSMcDanielClemsonPrinceAmukamaraNebraskaPatrickPetersonLSURas-IDowlingVirginiaLONGSNAPPERChristianYountUCLAKICKERKaiForbathUCLAPUNTERDrewButlerGeorgiaANSONMOUNTSCHOLAR/ATHLETEGregMcElroyAlabama 5=B=>:/G0=G1=;1=::3534==B0/:: 4=@07=A/<2AB/BA=<B63>:/G0=G /::/;3@71/A

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COACH: Playboy Coach of the Year Gary Patterson (85–28). He has put all the pieces together in the nine seasons since he Jake Locker

OUTLOOK: With 23 starters returning from last year’s undefeated squad plus the usual blue turf psychological advantage, BSU will most likely go undefeated again. If no other team with a tougher schedule goes unbeaten, BSU could get a shot at the national title.

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OUTLOOK: Lots of talent and experience on both sides of the ball give Iowa a shot at the Big Ten title.

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SCHEDULE: The two most signiﬁcant opponents are Virginia Tech and Oregon State.

PREDICTION: 11–1 6 TCU LAST YEAR: 12–1, the only loss was at the hands of Boise State in the Fiesta Bowl, 8–0 in conference.

STUDS: Defensive end Adrian Clayborn is the Hawkeyes’ best player and a sureﬁre future NFL star. Junior Tyler Sash is likely the conference’s best safety. Punter Ryan Donahue will give Iowa good ﬁeld position even when the offense falters. Ricky Stanzi is consistent and cool under pressure at the quarterback slot.

IMPACT PLAYERS LOST: Four-year starting cornerback Kyle Wilson is the only significant loss.

STUDS: Junior quarterback Kellen Moore is 26–1 as a starter. Last year he completed 39 touchdown passes with only three interceptions. He has two excellent receivers in Titus Young (79 receptions) and Austin Pettis (63 receptions). Young is also an explosive kick returner. Defensive end Ryan Winterswyk led the team in tackles for losses (17) and sacks (nine).

SCHEDULE: Good news for the Hawkeyes—the Penn State, Wisconsin and Ohio State games are all at home.

3. There’s no excuse anymore for yellow teeth. Use a toothpaste with brighteners and/or talk to your dentist.

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HATCHETTHE MAN ALEC BALDWIN, GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS Arrogance and power can be intoxicating to women. Yes, people, the bully often wins (the girl, in any case). Perhaps it’s misogynistic to suggest, but women are drawn to jerks in expensive suits, as personified by the deceptively charismatic Blake, Alec Baldwin’s castrating sales strategist in the 1992 film adaptation of David Mamet’s play Glengarry Glen Ross. Recruited by invisible bigwigs to stamp his foot on the chicken necks at a Walter Mitty–inspired real estate office, Baldwin eats the weak for appetizers, looking delicious in the process.

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4. Never let them see you sweat. If you’ve got a case of nerves before a meeting, get a prescription for propranolol. As Blake says in Glengarry Glen Ross, “You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate.”

2. Food for thought: Vegetables and fruit improve the texture of skin and hair, and red meat will help keep the blood in your cheeks.

1. Go with quality skin products. Lotions with retinol help minimize wrinkles.

1. Mission Skincare Maximum Strength Muscle Rub, $10. 2. Neutrogena Deep Clean Sport Facial Cleanser, $7. 3. Philips Body Groom Pro BG 2040, $70. 4. Dior Homme Sport, $74. 5. Lab Series Max LS Age-Less Face Cream, $65. 6. Clear Poreformance Antibacterial Shampoo, $19. 7. L’Oréal Men Expert HydraEnergetic Ice Cold Eye Roller, $11. 8. Jack Black Body Rehab Scrub & Muscle Soak, $35.

1. Athletes sometimes leave their blood on the ﬁeld. To avoid facial scars, keep a wound clean and moist with bacitracin and covered with a sterile bandage.

From Kate to Cameron, they fall for the pros, even when they’re sharing him. Burt Reynolds, in 1974’s The Longest Yard, takes the allure of the underdog to a new level, portraying the cocksure quarterback of a prison football team that is forced to throw a game against the guards or stay locked up. With the odds against him, performanceReynolds’searnedaccolades.Womenhadanewjock-throband,mostimportant,onewithasenseofhumor.

The sportsman wins with his brawn and unflappable drive. Women find him sexy, muddied and bloodied, grinning like a man-child. A star is born thinking he’ll be as good in bed as he is on the field.

4. Grow a Armstrong’sLivestrong,mustache.Lancefoundation, is partnering with Movember, an organization that has raised $47 million for cancer research. The idea: Shave on the ﬁrst day of November, then let it grow and get people to make donations in your mustache’s honor at movember.com. If your stache looks terrible, no worries—you’re taking one for the team.

2. Aloe vera can reduce a scar’s redness, and gentle daily massage can promote healing.

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3. Competing outdoors under the sun can leave your skin damaged. Use an exfoliant daily, followed by a moisturizer.

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1. If you work with your hands, use a pH-balanced soap at the start and end of the day. It’ll keep your paws from drying out.

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3. Keep an old toothbrush handy to scrub under your nails at the end of the day. 4. Some mechanics swear by rubbing a little motor oil on their hands to loosen grease. Construction and garage pros prefer Magic Soap, Lava Soap and Fast Orange— some of which have sand in them. 5. Finish o the day with another helping of moisturizer, or massage your hands with olive oil. Then grab your female partner in crime and let her enjoy all your hard labor. 4 5 26 3

They say women love men of wealth and taste, but they lust for a man who’s good with his hands, the true tools of his trade. Stereotypes abound: the Brando-like chiseled boxer, the handsome firefighter and the construction foreman, who can provide a primordial caveman hair pull that metrosexuals can’t. In the Bob Rafelson–directed 1970 classic Five Easy Pieces, Jack Nicholson pulls a two-fisted feat: Not only is he skilled at working an oil rig— dagger sideburns and a wolfish grin poking out of a construction helmet—he is also a moody former child-prodigy pianist who tickles the ivories like Bach on an I-beam. A renaissance roughneck—a gal’s wildest dream.

2. Massage your hands with moisturizer before you leave for work.

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CHRISTIAN BALE, AMERICAN PSYCHO

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“In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an antiaging eye balm followed by a final tiveizingmoistur-protec-lotion.”

Narcissistic in the extreme, as adept as any gentleman at choosing the right Sancerre or business-card paper stock, the man-about-town drifts past nightclub doormen and A-list restaurant maître d’s. Women are lured by his distant charisma and fine taste, from his English cuff links to his bathroom arsenal of “product.” He navigates exotic ports and metropolises, an ice storm of minimalist chill. Forget Gordon Gekko. As Patrick Bateman, the serial-killing Wall Street yuppie in the 2000 film adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’s American Psycho, Christian Bale is the consummate manabout-town, impeccable from head to toe, conspicuously consumptive, arrogantly cool, a lady-killer with never a drop of blood on his manicured nails.

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“You touch it as you would the arm of a first-date girlfriend— just a caress. Press harder and it’ll either let go or you’ll have a quarter-size blister on your thumb,” Wright says. Deep-sea fishing is a manly sport. We know that from seeing photos of guys like John Wayne standing next to their catches. The chair a person sits on while attempting to land one of these beasts

’m sitting in a classroom floating on the azure surface of the Pacific Ocean 47 miles off the coast of Guatemala. My professor is Peter Wright, oceanographer and hall of fame member of the International Game Fish Association. Our classroom is a 35-foot sportfishing charter boat. The subject is billfishing—marlin and sailfish. The professor is explaining the finer points of free spooling and the importance of lightly feathering the free-spinning reel of line with your thumb as you attempt to feed dead bait, in this case a six-inch ballyhoo with a circle hook protruding from its head, to what could be a 400-pound blue marlin.

is called a fighting chair. If the opponent on the other end of the line is the champ, he’s a blue marlin, the uncontested ruler of the sportfishing scene. Directly under him are his marlin brethren—black, white and striped marlins and then the sailfish, any of which are capable of providing an adrenaline rush just short of a date with Megan Fox. Like golfing, fishing gets exponentially more rewarding when it involves (1) travel to an exotic destination and (2) :=D30=/B TALK ABOUT THE ULTIMATE CATCH: HEF CRUISING THE CARIBBEAN WITH THE BARBIINIMITABLEBENTON.

BLACK MARLIN THE BIG FIVE Deep-sea fishing’s most coveted beasts, with their world-record catches

Left: Ernest Hemingway with a black marlin in Mexico in the 1950s.The old man and the sea, indeed. Below: Actor John Barrymore with his wife, Elaine Barrie, in Alaska, 1934. Vitória, Brazil; December 8, 1979 Santa Cruz Island, Ecuador; February Tutukaka, New Zealand; January 16, 1986 Vitória, Brazil; February 29, 1992 Cabo Blanco, Peru; 4, 1953

WHITE MARLIN 221 pounds;

12, 1947 PACIFIC SAILFISH 494 pounds;

gaining skill and knowledge of the sport. Enrolling in Marlin University provided the chance to accomplish both. MU offers four days of intensive deep-sea fishing with instruction at a choice of venues—Costa Rica, Isla Mujeres, Hawaii, the Galápagos, Australia or, in my case, Guatemala. No textbooks required, just a plane ticket to Guatemala City, deck shoes, sunglasses and plenty of sunscreen. At the airport a van picked me up along with 15 other students—two of whom had traveled all the way from Angola—and drove us to the Casa Vieja fishing lodge on the coast, 90 minutes away.

BLUE MARLIN 1,560 pounds;

August

The next morning we were up at six, on boats by seven and had lines in the water by eight. During each of the four days, we were on a different boat with a different instructor. In addition to Peter Wright, our tutors were Pat Dineen, a top charter boat captain from Shalimar, Florida; peripatetic Walker Holcomb, winner of the 2002 Rolex/IGFA Offshore Championship; and Dave Ferrell, editor of Marlin Magazine.

181 pounds;

Above: Fred Astaire with his son Fred Jr. and a 222pound marlin in Mexico, circa 1953.

The sport involves subtlety. The fish are initially attracted by the boat’s wake, which they likely mistake for a school of baitfish. The boat is also trolling teasers, plastic creations that resemble squid. A couple of teasers may trail hooks with ballyhoo, but most are there to do what their name suggests: tease the fish closer. Now comes the skill part. When a fish is sighted, usually by the experienced eye of the captain on the bridge, the fisherman picks up his rod and drops his bait back where the fish is. At the same time one of the mates reels in the teaser. It’s truly a bait-and-switch routine. The bill hopefully sucks the bait into its mouth, crushes it and swallows. The fisherman offers no resistance, leaving the reel free and disengaged so the fish doesn’t sense anything is amiss. If it were to sense danger it

STRIPED MARLIN 1,402 pounds;

PULLS IN SWORDFISH AND TUNA WITH EASE. WITH OFFSET ERGONOMIC POWER-GRIP HANDLE. WEIGHING IN AT OVER 50 POUNDS, THIS ONE COULD HANDLE MOBY-DICK.

Youcanfindgreatbillfishactiondirectlyo theEasternseaboard in summer, and Ocean City becomes the epicenter of the o shore scene in August. Pods of hungry white marlin, blue marlin and tuna move into the o shore canyons, and fishermen willing to make the 80-mile runs are sometimes rewarded with double-digit days. Those willing to wager can enter the White Marlin Open, one of the world’s richest tournaments, with more than $2 million in prizemoney.That’smorethanthewinneroftheMastersgets.WHERE TO STAY: Inlet Lodge, on the old boardwalk. Rooms from $90 (410-289-7552). YOUR BOAT: Get on any of the great boats working out of Sunset Marina. —DaveFerrell

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THEMAN WHO SAVED BILLFISH IN THE FIGHTING CHAIR, YOU’LL WANT ONE OF THESE BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS Ron Hamlin is the world’s greatest charter billfish captain. In the 1990s he pioneered use of the controversial circle hook. Its shape makes it far less likely to damage a fish’s vital organs. The circle hook is now standard for billfishing charters around the globe. It has saved the lives of tens of thousands of fish over the past 15 years. PENN GLD50II, $400 SHIMANO TIAGRA 130A, $1,250PENN 50VSW, $600 SHIMANO TIAGRA 50A, $580

ST.THOMAS, U.S.VIRGIN ISLANDS

No place on earth provides a more consistent blue marlin bite than the famed North Drop o the eastern end of St. Thomas, the Atlantic Ocean’s deepest spot. Anglers fishing for three days during the weeks before or a er the full moons of summer (June to September) will almost certainly come away with a blue marlin capture. Fish here average around 300 pounds, though 500-pounders are not uncommon. STAY AT: the luxurious Ritz-Carlton, St. Thomas, a palatial hotel on the Caribe. Rooms from $379 (ritzcarlton.com). YOUR BOAT: Do your battling in the fightingchairof Eddie Morrison’s MarlinPrince, a45-footViking(marlin prince.com), or Red Bailey’s 44-foot AbigailIII (visportfish.com).

WHERE TO GO TO FIGHT THE MIGHTIEST SPORT FISH, ALL A FEW HOURS FROM HOME would spit the hook out. The fisherman meanwhile keeps his cool and counts slowly—some advise to three; others say to five. Then he throws the drag. Resistance pulls the hook back from the fish’s stomach. Because the hook has an ingenious circular design, it doesn’t catch on anything until it gets to the mouth (thereby avoiding internal injury). Then all hell breaks loose for both fish and fisherman. For hours that first morning I am lulled by the blazing sun and the rocking of the boat. Then it happens: a call from the captain above—Ron Hamlin, who’s been at it since 1959 (see below). A Chinese fire drill ensues. Mates jump to their THEN IT HAPPENS: A CALL FROM THE CAPTAIN. COSTA RICA Costa Rica o ers some of the world’s best light-tackle action. World-record seekers come for the Paciﬁc sailﬁsh and the swarms of small blue and striped marlin that move in from December through March. A stable government and an eco-friendly national policy make Costa Rica an attractive destination whether you decide to wet a line or not. Sand, surf, beer and bikinis await.

Another Central American hot spot, Guatemala hosts a ridiculous amount of Pacific sailfish from December through March. Blue marlin and yellowfin tuna make their appearance in these waters as well. WHERE TO STAY: Casa Vieja Lodge in the Port of Quetzal is a one-stop fisherman’s paradise. When the day is done the hotel’s pool and bar o er the perfect respite. See casaviejalodge.com for package rates. YOUR BOAT: The queen of the seven-boat fleet is the Release, a 37-footer built in 1961 to be the perfect fishing boat. She was restored in 1999, and her twin 450 hp engines power her to a 24-knot cruising speed.

feet. As I flirt with the hook and play my first sail, Dave Ferrell is at my side instructing, cajoling. Billfish love to jump. They can be observed free jumping, sometimes for food but usually just for fun. A hook in the mouth further incites their instinct to jump as they try to throw the snare. If dancing across the water on their tail six or seven times doesn’t get it done, they take a deep dive or two. The angler’s arms weary, but the adrenaline felt by fish and fisherman makes for an unforgettable experience. Once I get the sailfish to the boat, it’s released, having never been lifted from the water. Unless there is a question of a world record, no good sport fisherman keeps his catch. Replicas are available for the wall. Photos and video display fish leaping rather than hanging from a rope on a dock. MU is one way to experience the sport, but there are a multitude of possibilities, from Cape Cod to Tahiti. Instead of using your thumbs to play video games, try feathering the spool of a reel as you play out line to that big one swimming behind your boat. If it takes the bait, it’s the memory of a lifetime. Even if it doesn’t, the boat ride isn’t all that bad.

STAY AT: Hotel Guanamar on the white-sand Playa Carrillo on the Pacific Coast. Rooms from $100 (guanamarhotel.com). YOUR BOAT: Richard Chellemi’s custom-built 31-foot Gamefisher II is outfitted with a big pair of turbocharged Volvo engines and enough line to twine the globe (gamefisher2.com).

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VARVATOS: Detroit is a complete zero from that end of it. It’s as far from being fashion-oriented as anything. It sounds kind of rude, but Detroit is a bit lost in time—it’s still in the late 1970s and the 1980s. Michigan has massive unemployment, so people are more about survival than fashion.

Q2 PLAYBOY: How did you become a man of style in such an unfashionable city?

PLAYBOY: You have a show on Sirius XM called Born in Detroit on which you play a lot of Michigan music. How did you become such a hard-core advocate for your birthplace? (continued on page 110)

PLAYBOY: Did you protest against the war?

Q4 PLAYBOY: You graduated from the University of Michigan, which in the late 1960s and early 1970s was a wild spot of liberal activism. The civil rights movement, the anti–Vietnam war movement, the legalize-marijuana movement all had bases there.

VARVATOS: Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame—I have no idea why. It should really be in Detroit. I just spent some time with Robert Plant when he was in New York. We had dinner together and went to see the Black Keys, and he said, “Led Zeppelin used to love coming to Detroit. The audiences were always amazing.”

VARVATOS: I was clobbered by policemen’s clubs for protesting against the war. The police started pushing the crowd, and people started throwing stuff at the police. It hurt, let me tell you. It friggin’ hurt. I had welts all over.

VARVATOS: In 10th grade I was very interested in girls, and I noticed that when I wore certain things, it made a connection with them. I started wanting to be more rock and roll. I used to have crazy big hair—I used to have hair. [laughs] Times change, I guess. Except for music there wasn’t a lot to be excited about in Detroit. My parents really had no money. There were seven people in a 900-square-foot three-bedroom bungalow with one bathroom—I wouldn’t even want that as a guest bathroom today, it was so small. I had to put on headphones just to get away from everybody. That was my privacy.

VARVATOS: I grew up in a conservative house, and when I got to college I was exposed to a lot of things. Every April we had the Ann Arbor Hash Bash. My second or third year in school the students took over the city council and decriminalized pot—it was a $5 fine. I wasn’t as wild as I could have been, to be honest. I had two jobs all the time. I was on food stamps.

Q1 PLAYBOY: You’re not exactly from a town with a fashion pedigree, are you?

BY ROB TANNENBAUM BY MATT DOYLE

THE KING OF FASHION TALKS ABOUT HIS DETROIT ROOTS, EXPLAINS HIS SECOND LIFE AS A ROCKER AND TELLS MEN ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF SHOES, FEET AND TOENAILS

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CREDITS: PHOTOGRAPHY BY: P. 5 PATTY BEAUDET-FRANCÈS, ©HARRY BORDEN/CORBIS OUTLINE, RON FINLEY, GEORGE GEORGIOU, CHERYL OGDEN, JORIS ROSSI, MATT WAGEMANN; P. 7 ELLEN VON UNWERTH (2); P. 8 MATT DOYLE, ARNY FREYTAG, SZYMON BRODZIAK; P. 11 EARL GIBSON III/FILM MAGIC, MARK EDWARD HARRIS (2), DR. BILLY INGRAM/WIREIMAGE.COM, ELAYNE LODGE (4), JOHNNY NUNEZ/WIREIMAGE .COM; P. 12 TYLER CURTIS/JOHN WHEELIHAN (2), IMPAKT DESIGN, ERIK KABIK/RETNA DIGITAL, JOE KOEHN (4), STEVE MACK/GETTY IMAGES (2), JOHNNY NUNEZ/WIREIMAGE.COM (2), DENISE TRUSCELLO/WIREIMAGE.COM; P. 13 COURTESY HELENA ANTONACCIO; P. 18 EVERETT COLLECTION, CAMERON R. NEILSON (3), SHOOTER.BIZ/ COURTESY OF RM AUCTIONS (2); P. 19 RUDI AYASSE, GETTY (3), GEN NISHINO (2), NICK SAGLIMBENI; P. 20 2010 ©FOCUS FEATURES/EVERETT COLLECTION, DIMITRIOS KAMBOURIS/ WIREIMAGE.COM, MARIO PEREZ/©ABC/EVERETT COLLECTION, 2010 ©STARZ!/EVERETT COLLECTION, ADAM TAYLOR/ABC-TV/THE KOBAL COLLECTION; P. 22 LARRY MARANO/RETNA LTD, CHRIS TUITE/RETNA LTD; P. 24 RICCARDO DEMARTINI, BOR DOBRIN, ALEXANDRA GIBSON, CHRIS KING, DIMITRIS LAZAROU, BORIS STAJDUHAR, ANDY TAN; P. 26 EVERETT COLLECTION (2), GETTY IMAGES (6), DAVID LACHAPELLE; P. 29 GEORGE GEORGIOU (2); P. 30 GEORGE GEORGIOU (2); P. 41 NEWSCOM; P. 48 MIKE DERER/AP PHOTO, DANIEL HULSHIZER/AP PHOTO, EDWARD KEATING/THENEWYORKTIMES/REDUX, JEFFREY MARKOWITZ/SYGMA/CORBIS; P. 60 WILLIAM MARIS; P. 61 J. BARRY O’ROURKE, THE ANT FARM; P. 62 J. BARRY O’ROURKE, WILLIAM MARIS; P. 63 RUDI AYASSE, RICHARD IZUI, J. BARRY O’ROURKE (2), ALEXAS URBA; P. 65 ©JIM HURST 2008; P. 66 ©COREY RICH/AURORA PHOTOS (3); PP. 80–81 GETTY IMAGES; P. 82 GETTY IMAGES (2); P. 84 GEORGE GEORGIOU (7); P. 85 GEORGE GEORGIOU (8), PHOTOFEST; P. 86 EVERETT COLLECTION (2), GEORGE GEORGIOU (7), ZACH JOHNSTON; P. 87 EVERETT COLLECTION, GEORGE GEORGIOU (8); P. 88 GEORGE GEORGIOU; PP. 88–89 RICHARD IZUI; P. 90 RICHARD IZUI; PP. 92–93 SUPERSTOCK; P. 93 ALEXAS URBA; P. 94 ALAMY IMAGES, GARY COLE, GETTY IMAGES (5), EVERETT COLLECTION; P. 95 RUDI AYASSE (5), GARY COLE, GETTY IMAGES (4); P. 124 JUSTIN CAMPBELL/BUZZ FOTO/FILM MAGIC, EMMA COHAN, WIRE IMAGE; P. 125 COURTESY OF CANDACE JORDAN, COURTESY OF KIMBERLY PHILLIPS, ARNY FREYTAG, DAVID LIVINGSTON/ GETTY IMAGES, ETHAN MILLER/GETTY IMAGES, STEPHEN SARTARELLI, STEPHEN WAYDA; P. 127 PHIL MCCARTER/REUTERS, THE GALLERY COLLECTION/CORBIS; P. 128 MARY EVANS PICTURE LIBRARY/EVERETT COLLECTION; P. 129 24-TIMEPASS, PAUL BEATY/AP PHOTO, FLICKR, SAN JOSE INSIDE, WASHINGTON INDEPENDENT; P. 130 NON SEQUITUR ©1999 WILEY MILLER. REPRINTED BY PERMISSION OF UNIVERSAL UCLICK. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, COURTESY OF THE NEVADA STATE LIBRARY AND ARCHIVES, WEEGEE/GETTY IMAGES; P. 131 COURTESY OF ANEROS.COM, COURTESY OF RADARSIGNS.COM, MARK KEGANS/THE NEW YORK TIMES (2); P. 134 GEORGE GEORGIOU, GETTY IMAGES, MIZUNO. P. 56 FROM MADAMEBOVARYWRITTEN BY GUSTAVE FLAUBERT, TRANSLATED BY LYDIA DAVIS. PRINTED BY ARRANGEMENT WITH VIKING, A MEMBER OF PENGUIN GROUP (USA) INC. ©LYDIA DAVIS 2010. P. 39 GROOMING BY LINA HANSON OF TRACY MATTINGLY; PP. 68–77 HAIR AND MAKEUP BY SARA CRANHAM, WARDROBE STYLIST REBECCA MINK; PP. 96–97 GROOMING BY JAVIER ROMERO; P. 98 BOW TIE, COLLAR AND BOWLER HAT BY BEYOND RETRO LONDON, KNICKERS BY LA PERLA, SOCKS BY PAMELA MANN AT MYTIGHTS.COM, GARTERS BY HOLLAND AND HOLLAND, SHOES BY GINA; PP. 98–105 HAIR BY JAMES ROWE FOR D+V MANAGEMENT, MAKEUP BY KAY MONTANO FOR D+V MANAGEMENT, STYLING BY SASCHA LILIC FOR SLR, MANICURE BY MIKE POCOCK FOR STREETERS, PROP STYLING BY EMMA ROACH, PRODUCED BY PATTY BEAUDET-FRANCÈS; P. 99 SCOTTISH CAP, RIBBON AND MINI-KILT BY BEYOND RETRO LONDON, STOCKINGS BY AGENT PROVOCATEUR; PP. 100–101 JEWELRY BY LARA BOHINC, SHOES BY GIUSEPPE ZANOTTI; P. 102 KNICKERS BY NAUGHTY JANET; P. 103 SILK PJ TOP BY AGENT PROVOCATEUR; P. 104–105 FRINGED BODYSUIT BY LASCIVIOUS AT COCO DE MER, STOCKINGS BY AGENT PROVOCATEUR, SHOES BY GIUSEPPE ZANOTTI. ADDENDUM AUGUST 2010 ISSUE: P. 120 PHOTOGRAPHY BY BRYAN LEWIS. COVER: MODEL: KELLY BROOK, PHOTOGRAPHER: ELLEN VON UNWERTH, HAIR: JAMES ROWE FOR D+V MANAGEMENT, MAKEUP: KAY MONTANO FOR D+V MANAGEMENT, STYLING: SASCHA LILIC FOR SLR, MANICURE: MIKE POCOCK FOR STREETERS, PROP STYLING: EMMA ROACH, PRODUCER: PATTY BEAUDET-FRANCÈS, WARDROBE: BOW TIE, COLLAR AND BOWLER HAT BY BEYOND RETRO LONDON, KNICKERS BY LA PERLA, SOCKS BY PAMELA MANN AT MYTIGHTS.COM, GARTERS BY HOLLAND AND HOLLAND, SHOES BY GINA.

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Miss October 2001 Stephanie Heinrich provides the voice of a sexy character in the new video game Postal III.

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Fifteen years ago this month Donna D’Errico kindly invited us into the office of her Las Vegas–based limousine company, where we photographed her in a stretch Lincoln Town Car. A year later Miss September 1995 married Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx, whom she divorced in 2007. Her pictorial also led to acting roles on the spin-off television series Baywatch Nights and Baywatch Hawaii. Donna then returned to her entrepreneurial roots, operating ZenSpa in Calabasas, California. RADIO

Miss February 1990 Pamela Anderson has launched her own iPhone app called Wakey Wakey.

Miss December 2007 Sasckya Porto graced the cover of MainLine magazine’s late-spring 2010 issue.

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Ever since Oprah Winfrey announced she would end her daytime talk show in 2011, speculation has centered on who will replace her as television’s reigning queen. One natural successor is Playmate of the Year 1994 Jenny McCarthy, whom Oprah’s own production company, Harpo, recently signed to a development deal. To us, Jenny would be a perfect fit. She displayed her amazing sense of humor as co-host of MTV’s dating series Singled Out, while her books on parenting and autism (e.g., Baby Laughs and Louder Than Words) demonstrate her serious, thoughtful side. Plus, she’s already a go-to Oprah guest. Good luck, Jenny. We’ll be tuning in.

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Miss December 2005 Christine Smith appears as a receptionist on the latest season of HBO’s Entourage.

Last year we wrote about Miss November 1974 Bebe Buell’s forthcoming album, Sugar. Now that it has arrived, the record exceeds even our high expectations—especially the song “When We Were Godhead.” Bebe, the inspiration for the Penny Lane character in Almost Famous, is quickly going from rock muse to rock goddess.

Because you can never have too many Playmates on your arm, check out DJ Skribble’s comely quintet: Miss September 2009 Kimberly Phillips, Miss April 2010 Amy Leigh Andrews, Hope, Miss May 2008 AJ Alexander and Miss March 2007 Tyran Richard. They attended a 50th anniversary party for the Playboy Clubs at the Horseshoe Casino in Mississippi.

Eldamont, a luxury-handbag designer, has tapped Miss April 2001 Katie Lohmann as its next spokesmodel.

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What a pair of knockouts! Miss February 2003 Charis Boyle (now Burrett) and Miss January 2004 Colleen Shannon stunned on the red carpet of Charis’s Silver Star Casting Co. and UFC magazine’s joint preparty for UFC 114. The pay-per-view event was held at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino’s Studio 54.… “When I was asked to be part of the gala committee for this year’s Gene Siskel Film Center tribute, I was beyond honored,” says Miss December 1979 Candace Collins (now Jordan). “When I found out the night would feature Robert Downey Jr., I nearly lost my mind.” Downey received the Gene Siskel Film Center’s Renaissance Award for his acting talents. He also found time to exchange pleasantries and pose for a picture with Candace.…

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Miss December 1988 Kata Kârkkâinen (now Katariina Souri) has made a name for herself as a novelist in her native Finland. Her latest book, titled The Scarab (per the English translation), was inspired by a playboy fan who died and left her a golden scarab—an ancient Egyptian stone that symbolizes resurrection. It came with an accompanying note. “He told me we met in ancient Egypt,” she says, “and he hoped we’d meet again in another life.”

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The World Records Academy has named the Maxximus G-Force the fastest legal street car in the world. But when Playmate of the Year 2010 Hope Dworaczyk adorns its hood (see right), we think it should be honored as the hottest car on the planet. The car’s creators, David Bruce McMahan and Marlon Kirby, built the Maxximus G-Force to produce more than 1,600 horsepower, allowing for breakneck speeds. Hope’s parents created a woman who snaps craning necks with her 34-23-35 figure.…

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