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Aries: You find yourself dealing with asses and what ones are important to you. Avoid being the victim, instead be the penetrator. Avoid conflicts by not batting for any team. The more you be you the better it goes. Switch it up from top to bottom. Keep making him curl his toes! Show him that special thing you do.

Taurus: Life is so Serious around you. Jump into some fun get a way despite the weather may be. The leftover magic of Spring is making your brown eye pucker. Sometimes slow and steady is better than rough and smut. But if you can combine them then you got something.

Gemini: You have that mind on overload. The Snacks that await to sit on your face is so tempting. You might create a list. This is not no bucket list. This is a To Do List! Motivate yourself to do better and you will. Finish with a good note vs having blue balls this summer. You’re pushing people away and you should be gaging them up.

Cancer: Work Family might help you with that Raging boner that has been on your mind. Don’t Slow down when times seem to a bit too complicated. Long- and Shortterm relationships are like glitter. Everywhere and hard to get rid of. Stick to what both heads say, your cock will show the way. Go to favorite places and enter Pre–Summer Nostalgia.

Leo: Get your grove back! Use helping others to help you. The power of communication will unlock the current cravings and desires. The Thrill of getting caught, in the moment and the sex is so hot. Is it worth it? Jog in the rain? Yes, do things you wouldn’t think of. The outcomes are so rewarding. It could help a relationshit to heal or expose one.

Virgo: Self Love is One thing to focus on to help with the outside world. Confine in those who undo your pants. Go outside of box and it will be a hot mess but in a good way. This would be a great time to book a Gay Cruise to relax and have a FuckFest with Besties! Even Camping would be fun now that the weather is starting to get better.

Libra: Save Coin now for Pride later. Be the Sugar Daddy/Baby that you need to be. It will be so worth it in the long run. Save even longer and travel to a different state. People will travel for just sex if it is good enough. Be as loud as you want to be. Someone will be listening to your voice. This month is all about choices and self-control.

Scorpio: How things were in the past is not how things are now. Beef up, Let the body hair go, or do something new like a tattoo. A Pity fuck is just as important as breakup sex. Time to work on improvements on your social life with the 3 Kings of Happiness, SmokeKing, DrinKing &

FucKing!

Sagittarius: You may not be the biggest, smartest, hung, affectionate or the have all the money but you got that charm with the personality. There is always someone better just like there is always someone who is worse. Life is making you drool over the things you want. So, look for the best in yourself and others to make this month work.

Capricorn: Time for all Pool & Boat Daddies to come out of retirement. Show the younger generations how we did it and still do. Time for the younger generations to show they can keep up. To all in the in between, It is your job to stock the ice and keep everyone full and entertained and seduced to stay.

Aquarius: You’re Feeling Like you’re not giving it your all, but you are. Life is like Cock Blocking you. Make a difference in someone’s life that deserves it. Spending it on a gamble is ability to lose. Watch out for hidden messages life will tell you to be at the right moment at the right time like fate.

Pisces: Remember your Momma bear or Drag Mother this month. Make the best of any situation. The turn out to anything social would be better than you expected. Buy a new toy or go shopping. Look for a smiling face in one of the stores. It is about making Memories & Stretching out that hole.