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Should Quebec Seperate from Canada?
Photographs taken by Naomi Schecter
Sandrince Cassis Commerce
“No itʼs not economically or politically viable. " Cody Levine Law, Society & Jutsice Fourth Semester
“No, I donʼt want to be a Quebecois.” Alec Henderson Commerce Fourth Semester
"Yes, because I hate Quebec." Chelsea Jones Law, Society & Justice Second Semester
"No, we should protect the French languarge but stay together.” Anthony Chabot
"No, because itʼs a good part of Canada and it would cause a lot of chaos" Thomas Berghello
"No because if itʼs seperated itʼll cause problems when crossing the border." Derick Leveille Child Studies
"No I think weʼre well off where we are and I think weʼre an important province in this country." Alice Abracen
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EDITOR: Maya Malkin CONTACT: maya.malkin@hotmail.com
“Absolutely not because weʼd all have to speak french as a first language.”