12 | DECEMBER 6, 2012 SCENE theEAGLE
Eagle Rants
Go ahead, speak your mind. We’ll probably print it.
Edited by Rich Norris and Joyce Lewis
Anyone else think Kerwin looks like a homelier Paul McCartney?
sharpening that pencil by hand‌ OY. It needs to be May now, please.
Love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.
That awkward moment when everyone, including you, thinks we’re such good friends when in reality I really can’t stand to be around you anymore. You think you’re so superior, that everything revolves around you, and that nothing is more important than what you have to say. Guess what? Just because you do what you do doesn’t make you any better than anyone else. Get that through your head and maybe then we’ll be back to normal.
Dear roommate I’m glad you and your boyfriend are having lots of sex and everything. But you do realize that he does have a room literally a floor down from us and no roommate? So why the hell are the two you always sexiling me!?
So. Much. Sexual. Tension. Can we just make out already girl?!
Let me rant about dry hands for a sec. Well, first they’re dry and uncomfortable. THEN you put lotion on, and you can’t even function! Doors are impossible to open, you can’t open deodorant caps, and don’t even think about
Dear handsome, tall, mysterious man that I saw at the Dav this morning at 11:15 who ordered a large coffee‌ Marry me? You have gorgeous hands. work hard, twerk hard. laugh loud, be proud. always chug, and always hug. I have burned through all of my eagle bucks in a feeble attempt to get to know the piping hot girl who works at the mud box some nights.
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Holy hell you can’t sing. Make it stop. They may not be doctors, but the Wellness Center is a great resource for sex education questions and have certified health educators who are super knowledgeable! I am attracted to EVERYONE today. But seriously. All the rants about ‘you’ll find love when you aren’t looking for it’ are helping me to have a little patience‌ BUT AT THE SAME TIME WHAT IF I NEVER FIND ANYONE AND I GROW OLD ALONE AHHHH To the group of fine guys in TDR this morning for breakfast wearing suits‌ I would gladly do each and every one of you. Okay so I’ve come to accept the mediocre looks of the female student body here at AU. With that being said, I am currently looking for a girlfriend. Looks: tolerable; personality: tolerable; Organizational ability: required; Cooking ability: required. Car on campus is preferred. All interested applicants please apply through career source. Can be done for a maximum of 5 credits per semester. Thanks. I feel like there’s this unspoken bond between everyone in the library in the early hours of the morning. It’s like after something terrible happens to a community. We all know what we’re going through. Half the time I’m looking around, silently whispering, “It’s okay, man. It’s gonna be okay.â€?
- Don Simpson, SMELLS LIKE SCREEN SPIRIT
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