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h, how the months fly by! It’s almost time for the awesome cultural gem in Brighton’s crown that is Brighton Festival, once more. And talk of flight is evidently most appropriate; an avian motif floats ethereally throughout the program and this year’s themes are ‘Art and Nature’, ‘the crossing places between art forms,’ and ‘Taking Liberty’. The Times has described Brighton Festival as “a festival that makes connections with the real world,” and this year is set to raise the bar as high as years passed with author Ali Smith as seventh Guest Director. The program is inclusive, broad, interesting, firmly holding hands with both the realms of the speculative and conceptual, and the grounded and scientific. The Festival is now in its 49th year. We’ve a

comprehensive guide to the myriad delights of the Festival program on pages 12–13 ... start getting excited, and be sure to earmark the events that stick out for you, you don’t want to miss out. As proverb says, the early bird catches the worm. Up here in Latest Towers we have a figurative (and sometimes literal) bird’s eye view of all things Brighton – turn over for the latest news, comment, reviews, celebrity gossip, food and drink recommendations, and entertainment. Not to forget seven days of TV listings. Is that enough bird references for one column? It’s certainly a good way to eggcersize the imagination ... Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

> 3 – 9 MARCH 2015 05 Latest People Brighton Tattoo Convention 2015 06 Latest News Headlines with Frank le Duc, Tim Ridgway and B&H City Council leader Jason Kitcat 08 Brighton Lights News and chat from Latest TV’s Richard Shayler and Guy Lloyd 10 Celeb City ‘FlipSide’ – a pioneering photo exhibition 11 Theatre Royal The farcical adventure A Mad World My Masters comes to play in our fair city 12 Brighton Festival Our guide to the best of the fest for 2015 14 Snapshots Meeting the team behind Kemptown’s ‘Wheat & Beans’ cafe 15 Kay Town On the festival’s exciting, inclusive program 15 Competitions Win Darling Blu-rays and The Imitation Game DVDs 16 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings

17 Cook It! A tasty lunch at the Chimney House 19 Brighton Writes Wine expertise from Stephen Quinn; Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science 20 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city

24 Reviews What’s happening, and what we think of it!

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brighton tattoo convention 2015 The Brighton Tattoo Convention, after seven years of evolving into a premier international show, brought a burst of colour to the heart of the English winter with stellar tattoo artists, engaging entertainment, thoughtful workshops and exhibits, unique vendors, and a fun and lively atmosphere. For the first time since its first incarnation in 2008, the convention was held over three days, kicking off on Friday 20 February at 3pm and continuing all the way through to finish in the early hours of Monday morning. The tattooing, competitions, performances, seminars, workshops and gallery shows took place in the largest exhibition space in Southern England, the Hilton Brighton Metropole. Three-hundred-and-fifty world class artists from 16 countries, as far afield as Australia, Mexico, Brazil, Japan, Crotia, Poland, Scandinavia, Italy, Greece and the US were showcased, with a particular focus as well on fresh new talent from within the UK. In the spotlight were US big hitters Dan Smith, Megan Massacre, Bugs, Eric Gonzalez, BJ Betts and Big Meas. Newcomers were Greece’s Dirty Roses and Sake Tattoo Crew. Flying the flag for Great Britain, London’s Valerie Vargas and Stewart Robson brought their new studio, Modern Classic, down for the weekend. Up-and-coming artists included Math, Craig Ridley, Swambo, Kode and Ryan Evans. Adding to the excitement, the Godfathers of UK Tattooing Lal Hardy and George Bone were in attendance. Lal, as well as Adam Heys, offered workshops the first day of the convention, in addition to others sharing their expertise on tattoo history, art and culture. Keeping crowds entertained were live music legends The Meteors, The Sex Pistols Experience, King Salami and the Cumberland 3. Here’s hoping the convention grows exponentially – it’s a weekend not to be missed.

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Dr martens tattoo funDraiser Dr Martens Brighton raised over £1,000 for local charity Rise UK with their Tattoo Convention Raffle. The Doc Martens store worked with two local tattoo studios, Gilded Cage and Skin Candy, whose artists customised a selection of DM products with their designs. These unique pieces of artwork were then displayed as raffle prizes for the convention goers to win. Over the weekend the store raised £511 for local charity Rise UK by selling raffle tickets – winners were announced at the close of the convention on Sunday evening. Dr Martens matched

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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on working together The shift of power away from Westminster to our local areas is looking more likely than it has in a generation. Groups like Core Cities (the biggest nine cities in the UK) and Key Cities (the 25 mid-sized cities) are making big progress in shifting the debate after the shockwave that was the Scottish independence referendum. All parties are racing into the general election competing hard to offer the most in terms of devolution. The speed at which this may happen is astonishing. Greater Manchester, after a decade of slow but strong progress, has suddenly in four months won major new powers and £6 billion of NHS funding devolved locally. Bringing together in this way both council social care and NHS services is clearly the way to survive the growing demands of an ageing population. As one of the most centralised countries in the world, this slight loosening of the reigns by Whitehall is very welcome, if long overdue. To make the most of these opportunities in Greater Brighton (which covers Adur, Worthing, Mid-Sussex, Lewes, Brighton & Hove), we need to start work now, and we have. I was delighted when the Greater Brighton City Deal with government was formally signed early last year. It was the conclusion of almost a year's hard work and unlocked tens of millions of funding for vital projects across the city region. Business space, flood defences and ultrafast broadband were some of the many key projects which benefited. Since that deal was signed council, education and business leaders have been working together on the Greater Brighton Economic Board to deliver the investments promised. We can see the huge potential this way of working has to improve the quality of life, transport and economy for our citizens. It's been a big, positive change in how we work together.

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hildren are almost certainly being sexually exploited in Brighton and Hove and the surrounding area. Accurate numbers are hard to come by. But after the many failures of the police, politicians, council officials, social workers and others in Rotherham, a great deal of work is taking place locally to apply the lessons. An overview of that work was due to be shared with the Brighton and Hove Community Safety Forum at Hove Town Hall yesterday (Monday). It included details of work carried out by Sussex Police just over a fortnight ago to strengthen officers’ knowledge and approach. The overview also covered Operation Kite which started in May last year. Members of the Community Safety Forum were told that Op Kite was “a Sussex police initiative around the reporting and identification of children and young people who are at risk of (child sexual exploitation)”. Police, social workers, head teachers, doctors and others hold a monthly Red Op Kite meeting to compare notes on who might be at

risk. They try to work out the best way of helping those young people identified as at high risk – those in the “red” category that gives Red Op Kite meetings their name. Much thought has been given to how best to bring together the professionals who deal with vulnerable children and young people. One answer is the Multi Agency Safeguarding Hub – the MASH – in Brighton which has been running since September. It started with social workers and police working under the same roof, with health service staff due to join them. One of those charged with taking an overview is Graham Bartlett, the former Brighton and Hove police chief who chairs the Local Safeguarding Children Board (LSCB). It is his job to identify any shortcomings across the area and to work out how to tackle them. Among the challenges facing Mr Bartlett and his colleagues is how

The programmes we have in place are effective but we will never become complacent. We can always do more. to share information about individual children and young people with hospital staff. There is a need to increase

awareness of children and young people who are already the subject of concern and who might turn up at a doctor’s surgery or a local hospital. They may show up drunk. They may have reacted badly to drugs or have taken an overdose. They may have harmed themselves. Children who have been sexually exploited may have mental or emotional as well as physical symptoms. It’s easy to fall into the trap of believing that Brighton and Hove is such a lovely place and so different to somewhere like Rotherham that it couldn’t happen here. But even in the past few weeks, efforts have been stepped up to identify and help boys and young men deemed to be potentially at risk of sexual exploitation. Mr Bartlett and Pinaki Ghoshal, executive director of children’s services at Brighton and Hove City Council, have also discussed children who run away or go missing. And how they may not necessarily stay in Brighton and Hove when they do, while others run away to Brighton from elsewhere. They are not just having to bring together different organisations but to work well with their counterparts in East Sussex and West Sussex and even London boroughs. Mr Bartlett said: “The LSCB is determined to work with all agencies and communities to ensure that the services provided to eradicate child sexual exploitation are easy to access, joined up and effective. “We know the damage these crimes do to young people so our approach to ensure we prevent those at risk falling victim, protect and support those already suffering and prosecute those who abuse others in this way needs to be co-ordinated at all levels and it’s the LSCB’s job to make sure that happens. “The programmes we have in place such as Red Op Kite are effective but we will never become complacent. We can always do more.” The report to the Community Safety Forum came two days after National Safeguarding Day on Saturday (28 February) when the aim was to raise the profile and improve the public understanding of the LSCB.

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ANYTHING GOES! he Theatre Royal Brighton is proud to announce that English Touring Theatre and Royal Shakespeare Company’s production of A Mad World My Masters will run from Tuesday 10 – Saturday 14 March. This riotously funny farce, originally written in the 1600s, has been reimagined and relocated to the Soho of the 1960s. In this atmosphere of ‘anything goes’, the posh mix with musicians, whores and racketeers, and a charming yet penniless bachelor in need of quick cash and a good time has to live on his wits. The notorious characters play along to the sounds of BB King, Billie Holliday and Ray Charles numbers throughout, performed live on stage. The playlist to the show includes ‘Ain’t Nobody’s Business’, ‘Let The Good Times Roll’, ‘Please Love Me’ and ‘Cry Me a River’. A Mad World My Masters is directed by Sean Foley, whose extensive credits include Jeeves & Wooster In Perfect Nonsense, which previewed at the Theatre Royal Brighton in 2013 before enjoying a hugely successful run in the West End. Variously described by national reviewers as “disgracefully entertaining,” “deliriously funny” and “wonderful, filthy fun”, Brighton audiences will love this play. With tickets from as little as £10 across all performances, this is a rare opportunity to see the work of two of the country’s leading theatre companies perform at the Theatre Royal Brighton. A Mad World My Masters, Tue 10 – Sat 14 March Eves 7.30pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton* 0844 871 7650* (*booking fees apply)

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“IMAGINE THE WORLD SEEN THROUGH THE EYE OF A BIRD…” rtists of all disciplines will flock together to the city this May, as Brighton Festival takes over the city’s venues, streets and open spaces for three weeks of quality performance, visual art and debate. Overseen by award-winning author Ali Smith, who takes on the mantle of Guest Director in 2015, this year’s programme of events is based around three central themes; Art and Nature, the crossing places between art forms, and Taking Liberty. With hundreds of performances taking

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s a massive fan of the Brighton Festival it was a delight to attend the press launch of this year’s programme, which was hosted by Chief Executive Andrew Combden, an eloquent speaker, and guest director Ali Smith. Ali Smith is passionate, charming and self effacing – and clearly fun. The assembled warmed to her presentation, her enthusiasm, her delicate wit and her winning smile – I know I did. It was clear that having been invited to be guest director, and realising the scale of the job, she has thrown herself fully into the role and in doing so has thoroughly enjoyed it – and plans to be here throughout to continue enjoying the experience. One thing she was determined to get across was the excellence of the entire festival team, their

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An exciting and inclusive programme for the Brighton Festival 2015 enthusiasm, knowledge and professionalism. She is certainly not one for claiming the glory and that I admire. Once the presentation had been made there was an opportunity to ask questions. I am not one for joining, preferring to ask my questions in private and then be the only person to have that specific response – but I do like to listen, well normally I do. On this occassion I was infuriated by one question that came from a London-based gay magazine. He asked why an arts festival based in a city with so large an LGBT community was not reflecting this in the programming. Now as an openly gay adult I find this more than a little depressing, in the same way that I feel when asked to recommend a gay restaurant or a gay lawyer – a request that I usually reject, saying that surely they would rather I recommend a good restaurant or the best lawyer. My reason for this is that for so many years, so many gay people have campaigned for equality and for acceptance. In many ways much of what we had hoped for has been achieved, but there is still work to be done. For me, equality and acceptance

Ali Smith is passionate, charming and self effacing – and clearly fun meant not having to build my society in a ghetto. Oh I know that there is a place for a ghetto, a safe place for people who are not ready to come completely out, that should go without saying. What I am really saying is that I don’t think I need to be coralled into a gay section of an arts festival, as my sexual preferences really do not influence my cultural tastes to that kind of extreme. If you choose what you like to see based on sexual preference then that is your choice, but in my sense of equality that is a redundant motivation. Ali Smith dealt with it with disarming charm and pointed out that perhaps when the questioner had had a chance to give the programme a thorough read, he would see that there was more than

a smattering of participants and events that were coming from or representing LGBT interests. I am aware that I may sound unsupportive of the LGBT community, but I can assure you that I am not. I am simply astonished that in 2015 there are people out there in the media who wish for this kind of separatism, apartheid even. I embrace society as a whole human being, not as an outcast who needs to cushion my world by padding it with culture from a sector defined by sexual preference. To the man from the smoke I say this, and please forgive the vulgarity and stereotyping – Brighton Festival is an arts festival not an arse festival!

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WIN ‘THE IMITATION GAME’ DVDS Multi-award nominee ‘The Imitation Game’ comes to DVD on 9 March. Based on the real life story of legendary cryptanalyst Alan Turing and starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley, the movie portrays the nail-biting race against time by Turing and his brilliant team of

code-breakers at Britain's top secret Government Code & Cypher School at Bletchley Park, during the darkest days of World War II. We’ve six DVDs, courtesy of Signature Entertainment, to give away to anyone who can answer this question: Alan Turing worked for the Government Code & Cypher School during which war?

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DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib

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THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

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COFFEE SHOPS MUNCH COFFEESHOP Tucked away just off St. James’ Street, Munch Coffeeshop is the antidote to bland, boring lunchtimes. Popular with the office crowd, this little gem serves lunch, breakfast and velvety coffee in a fresh, welcoming environment. The menu includes deli sandwiches and toasted ciabatta on Real Patisserie bread. Hot veggie specials and soups are made daily on the premises. This season, look out for lentil dhal with pitta and raita, and bubble and squeak cake with poached egg and winter slaw. The venue is also available for private hire.

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SMOKIN’ A tasty lunch at the Chimney House ’m always envious of you Brighton and Hove residents that have a good place to eat on your doorstep, and if that offends any that are close to my home then I apologise. When I lived in Kemp Town I was spoiled for choice within minutes of my home and now I feel that I have few choices close enough to walk to with ease. That of course could be due to laziness on my part, which in turn I will blame on my fluctuating bouts of gout. I will put a word in here for The Hartington pub which is but a short step away, and where I have enjoyed a decent Sunday roast. I like it too because it still has the feel of a pub and seems to eschew the term ‘gastro’. The reason I bring this up is a recent visit to The Chimney House, which sits firmly in the residential district just north of Seven Dials that I know as Porthall. It went foodie some time back, run well by two rather smart young women. It then passed into the hands of Andrew Coggings who gave it the Preston Park Tavern touch of success. He has since moved on to make and sell rather exceptional burgers at Seven Dials. I say this because a recent visit proved this to be still true, and whilst so many places claim to serve “the best burgers” in the city, my vote goes to Coggings and Co for a sit down experience and to Burger Brothers for a stand up or carry out burger blow-out. Back to Chimney House and a cold February day, to be precise my birthday, and a lunch with Mr M. I had left myself hungry in anticipation, Mr M was less in need and went for just a main course. I of course had my hungry head on and was

I of course had my hungry head on and was drawn, as ever, to a dish of pig’s head

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drawn, as ever, to a dish of pig’s head. Now I love pig’s head in its many forms, from brawn to this incarnation as a well picked croquette. Ignoring the fact that it came on a slate style plate, not my favourite tableware, I loved it. The meat was cleanly picked and lean, the crumb was crisp and it came with haws and hazelnuts that added crunch and sourness and shards of crispy pig skin. Very tasty and very satisfying. Mr M meanwhile chose the vegetarian tasting plate which arrived looking really splendid. It boasted turnip and malt, cottage cheese, carrot cooked in whey, pickles, woodruff gel, kale fritter, sour cream with garlic capers and sourdough bread. Quite an array and much of it was very tasty indeed, although we both felt that the kale was a litle too well done and neither of us liked the woodruff gel – a forage too far perhaps. The jury was out on the malt soil but all in all it was a dainty dish to set before the Queen (no reference to myself or Mr M, just a literary affectation – honest!). As it was my birthday and as I like a nice bit of meat I had no hesitation in ordering the salt beef. I love this modest cut when it is well prepared

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and I have to say that this was exemplary. The meat was well seasoned, and moist, but it was the well judged mustard element that made it shine. The pressed potatoes on the side were great too and the slippery onions, heartwarmingly yummy wintery food. I was very happy. Neither of us had appetite left for desserts but spotting the offer of affogato we changed our minds, pudding and coffee in one. I went for classic and loved it. The quality of the ice-cream used was stunning, almost buttery in texture. Mr M went for an After Eight ice-cream topped with espresso and he loved it. It sounds awful to me as After Eights make me feel queasy, like eating chocolate filled with toothpaste. On the whole we both enjoyed Chimney House – and our chat with the chef, loved the beers, and I had a sneaky Blackdown G&T before Mr M arrived made with a quality tonic water too. Well it was my birthday after all! Chimney House, 28 Upper Hamilton Road Brighton, BN1 5DF, 01273 556708 www.chimneyhousebrighton.co.uk

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he island of Madeira is revered worldwide for the wine named after it. Madeira is tiny: only 57 kilometres wide and 23 kilometres long. The landscape is steep, and rises swiftly from sea level to cloudcovered peaks of about 1,800 metres. Blandy’s and Justino’s are the heavyweights among the island’s seven producers. They make more than half of the madeira. Madeira is unique in the way it is made and stored. The winemaking process is an accident of history. Grape brandy was added to preserve wines on long sea journeys. During the seventeenth century, winemakers discovered the positive influence of the sun on wine shipped through the tropics. Intense heat gave a light and acidic wine depth of flavour and a pleasant burnt quality. Madeira was subsequently stored in the holds of ships as ballast and send on round-trip journeys to develop flavours. This wine became known as vinho da roda, or “wine of the round voyage”. Nowadays that process is replicated by storing wines in hot locations. Most wine regions mature their wines in cool cellars, whereas Madeira wants to keep its wines warm. Part of the process is known as estufagem, “heating” in English, where pipes or jackets heat wine in tanks to develop flavours. Justino’s uses solar heating for the bulk of its 4,500 barrels and hopes soon to use solar for all heating. Justino’s has the largest holdings of madeira on the island, and makes some superb wines. Julio Fernandes, commercial director, provided samples of 16 wines at the company’s headquarters near Funchal, the capital. These were a revelation for the purity and freshness of the younger wines to the elegance of the 10-year-old madeira, through to the superb colheitas of 1995, 1996 and 1998. Colheitas come from a single year, but unlike vintage madeiras do not need to age for 20 years before being released. “These wines provide high quality wine from a single outstanding year but at an affordable price,” Fernandes said.

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very year the UK faces a shortfall of over 81,000 people with engineering skills. In the energy sector in particular, many of the experienced engineers and scientists are retiring. Hence the STEM (Science, Engineering and Maths) LATESTwrites Technology, agenda. However, as stated by Erik Bonino, the chairman of Shell UK, the STEM agenda has grown into myriad projects, with multiple goals and multiple partners, and this scattergun approach isn’t working. He believes that business, government and the engineering community need to stop launching STEM programmes in isolation and instead co-ordinate their efforts. Incidentally, here at PACA’s STEM centre we have signed up to an energy project with EDF Energy. And this begins to shed light on the heart of the matter: privatisation. The engineers and scientists who are either retired or soon to retire, worked under a government where services were public and centralised. There were various national research laboratories such as It is vital that profits those for British Rail, British Steel and the Central Electricity from privatised Generating Board (CEGB). My father worked for the CEGB and companies are he was a Chartered Electrical diverted back into Engineer. His degree and training was paid for by the education CEGB and he was a student apprentice, training within the power stations themselves. These days, UK companies expect a conveyor belt of graduates ready with all of the technical skills, which usually take a number of years to perfect by working in industry. The demise of the UK’s national research laboratories is seen, by many, as a huge tragedy. It is vital that profits from privatised companies are diverted back into education and research for a centralised STEM programme. As said by Bonino, “the UK’s approach to STEM uses an inefficient delivery model and delivers a poor return on investment. No viable business would run its operations in such a manner”. Money is getting stuck in quango organisations and empty PR box ticking exercises, rather than going directly to equipping our children with the necessary skills, education and opportunities needed for the 21st century.

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FILM Jessica Kellgren-Hayes

THE CREATIVE GENERATION

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alling all students! This is a student announcement! (Please now imagine I am standing atop a soap box or similar holding a megaphone). Are you a budding filmmaker? Have you been making films since before you knew how to text properly? Do you have a filmography as long as Mickey Rooney? … If you just had to Google him, then we’re going to need to have a talk. Equally, did you only last year start recording films? Are you an animator who has only very recently put your designs to motion? Well, I’m interested in hearing from you as well! On 22 March, FilmFest will be screening a very special episode dedicated to films from students. Submit your film/s by 8 March for a chance to be involved. We are the generation that has grown up with the ability to make films at our fingertips; our phones all have a camera, and easy editing software is available for free on various app platforms. I am not in any way saying that every video clip out there is an artistic marvel; it would take over 1,000 years to watch every video currently on YouTube – how many gems can there be?! But I know from experience that talented filmmakers are often overlooked due to their age, or lack of qualifications or experience. You don’t have to be in film school or even studying a film-related course, and there is no age limit, so mature students can also get involved. All I ask is that you are currently in education, over the age of 16 and that the film is 12 minutes or under. The films we are looking at can be surrealist masterpieces or tell a narrative sweetly and succinctly in just a few minutes. Send an email with the title, running time, synopsis and a link to the film online (that can be to an unlisted YouTube video, you don’t have to put it out there for the world to see) to Jessica@thelatest.tv TV is a great way of gaining exposure for your work: in the UK, the number of views for feature films on television is twenty two times higher than the number of cinema tickets sold! Most filmmakers start out making short films as shorts are a great way to explore one's creativity and develop a style. Your film doesn't have to be perfect and it doesn't have to be made with a huge budget; we want to see your creativity and style. I look forward to watching your film!

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e love the boys at Zimmer Stewart Gallery in Arundel. And if you haven’t discovered the allure of this delightful artspace on Tarrant Street, there’s no better time to head over than now. The March exhibition, Tom Farthing ‘Projections by Tom Farthing’, is an utter treat, and the artist truly fascinating. The starting points for his paintings are found (mainly American) Kodachrome slides, which he then reimagines placing the human figure in a contemporary context. These intriguing portraits capture a response to the past, but at the same time are concerned with projecting possible narratives and alternative realities ‘Tomorrow Has Passed’ for today. It’s the artist’s way of holding a mirror up to society, as he imagines a way forward for painting among the fast-paced, image-saturated contemporary world. Mesmerising stuff. From 6–28 March. Closer to home, a bittersweet melancholy haunts the new exhibition at One Eyed Jack’s gallery, ‘Tomorrow has Passed’, which has been woven by guest curator Mark Peter Drolet – an avid Tumblr user who set out to make ‘new and interesting associations’. Far from traditional photographic portraits, each work contains a figure (or figures) gazing out of the image or without a face at all. Despite the strong contemporary feel, the works evoke narratives of days gone by, celebrating a chromatic nostalgia for a photographic past. Head to York Place and have your thoughts provoked. Don’t miss: There’s still time to submit your photographs of the city to the FotoDocument/One Planet City photography competition. Its theme is sustainability, and the challenge is to create a photograph that reflects the people, landscape and character of Brighton and Hove, such as Amanda Jackson’s ‘The Dirty Beaches, Sustainable Materials’ featured here. You’ll find more info at photodocument.org. www.artymagazines.com

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a dog and a lot of physical comedy. In an attempt to escape the stresses of city life, three friends, J, Harris and George, accompanied by their faithful canine companion Montmorency, decide to take to the river in order to relax and rejuvenate. The holiday, however, quickly unravels and descends into chaos. Originally intended as a guide to boating on the Thames, Jerome’s ripping yarn of youthful friendship, mischief and folly celebrates the very essence of Britishness. Alastair Whatley, director of The Original Theatre Company which co-produced the show, said Jerome K Jerome has been credited with writing the funniest book of all time. “Now, over 125 years later, it still has the power to make people laugh uncontrollably in public places. Craig Gilbert’s adaptation also manages to make people laugh uncontrollably, but in the safety of a theatre.” The cast of the UK tour of Three Men In A Boat includes Michael Rouse (The Bodyguard, Matilda, Oklahoma!) Anna Westlake, David Partridge and Tom Hackney. Following highly successful tours in 2012 and 2014, the production will begin another UK tour later this month. Catch Three Men In A Boat when it docks at Eastbourne’s Devonshire Park Theatre. Devonshire Park Theatre Tues 3 – Sat 7 March, 7.45pm Wednesday & Saturday, 2.30pm Box office: 01323 412000 or visit eastbournetheatres.co.uk

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et ready for the ultimate boating misadventure as Three Men In A Boat, an outstanding stage adaptation of Jerome K Jerome’s famously humorous novel, sets sail for Eastbourne’s Devonshire Park Theatre from Tuesday 3 – Saturday 7 March. Craig Gilbert’s exuberant production comes complete with a working pub, live piano accompaniment, some ale, music hall singing,

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A MAD WORLD MY MASTERS ondon, Soho ... 1956. Where glamour rubs up against filth, and likes it; where the posh mix with musicians, whores and racketeers; where 'virginity is no city trade', and where a dashingly impecunious bachelor in

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need of quick cash and a good time has to live on his wits. Turning con-man to fool his rich uncle, he variously becomes a lord, a high class call girl, and – God forbid – a poor actor. But a beautiful Soho tart is also on the scam; a whore to some, a religious instructor to others, and a debutante in need of an eligible bachelor to yet more. Thomas Middleton (1580 – 1627) was an English Jacobean dramatist and poet. His principal works include Women Beware Women, The Changeling, A Chaste Maid in Cheapside and The Revenger’s Tragedy. A Mad World My Masters, Tue 10 – Sat 14 March Eves 7.30pm Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm

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here are daffodils poking their heads up and Easter eggs in the shops – which means it’s bound to snow any minute now. Actually, it also means that the winter blues are making way for spring’s optimism, and that as comedy shows were thinner on ground throughout January and February as people recovered from Christmas (ages ago!) there’s a bit more going on to tickle your laughter-gullet from here on in. This week alone sees Richard Herring at the Komedia with his acclaimed show ‘Lord Of The Dance Settee’, plus Mark Thomas over at the Corn Exchange with his remarkable ‘Cuckooed’ show about discovering one of his best friends was actually a spy sent to gather info on what he was up to. Spooky! Next week it’s worth making a date in your diary with ‘Gittins To Know You’, over at Sticky

Mike’s Frog Bar. An evening of mayhem hosted by anti-comedy legend Brian Gittins whose headline slots in the past have included Al Murray, Harry Hill and Adam Riches, plus an array of rather brilliant local support acts. Top of the bill this month is Nick Helm – with Mae Martin and Ed Aczel also on board. As a little-known night about to explode, this is a secret it’s worth being in the know about. Not forgetting, coming up the tail end of the month, Count Arthur Strong returning to his natural live performance abode in the Theatre Royal Brighton. The Count’s BBC sitcom has been storming it, but he’s back in the live arena with this show; ‘Somebody Up There Licks Me’, on Sunday 29 March. Plus John Bishop has tagged on an extra date to his ‘Supersonic’ tour with a return to Brighton for one night only, and Jimmy Carr’s in town knocking those tastequestioning one-liners out of the park. So, all in all, March is waking up in terms of comedy. Hurrah for those fab daffodils! Richard Herring – Lord Of The Dance Settee, Thursday 5 March 2015, 8pm, £15, Komedia, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton Mark Thomas – Cuckooed, Thursday 5 March 2015, 7.30pm, £16/14, brightondome.org Gittins to Know You, Thursday 12 March, Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, 7.30pm, £8, www.drinkinbrighton.co.uk Count Arthur Strong – Somebody Up There Licks Me, Sunday 29 March, 8pm, £21.40, Theatre Royal Brighton, www.drinkinbrighton.co.uk John Bishop – Supersonic, Tuesday 31 March, 7pm, £30, Brighton Centre, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Jimmy Carr – Funny Business, Tuesday 24 March, 8pm, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, £26, brightondome.org

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DEEP SEAS ... EVENT: JURASSIC SEAS Sea Life Brighton has proudly unveiled its latest feature, Jurassic Seas, a brand new concept involving digital dinosaurs, ancient fossils and stunning sea creatures. The ideal Easter bank holiday treat or weekend distraction, Jurassic Seas promises to entertain, excite and enthral visitors of all ages. Sea Life Centre, everyday, 10am – 5pm, £9.95 EVENT: ZUMBA GLOW Zumba Glow is a fun but highly challenging 3hr glow in the dark dance marathon lead by professional Zumba instructors, Sherryn and Lucie from Brighton Zumba, plus guests. They ask everyone taking part in Zumba Glow to raise as much sponsorship as possible for the Martlets. The dance challenge will be from 7.30–11pm with a 20 minute break at 9pm. The Old Market, Fri 6 March, 7.30pm, £15 (book in advance via application form online) ART: TOMORROW HAS PASSED Curated by Mark Peter Drolet, an avid Tumblr user whose curatorial talents came to the attention of gallery director Matt Henry, this Canadian based photographer, set out to make ‘new and interesting associations’ with a strong contemporary feel that nods to online collections from the likes of Tumblr, Flickr and Instagram. One-Eyed Jacks, 28 York Place, Brighton. Until 19 April. ART: HAIRSTYLES AND HEADDRESSES A Hayward Touring exhibition of Nigerian photographer J.D Okhai Ojeikere’s series of back and white images of ornate hairstyles and headdresses of Nigerian women. De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill on sea, 01424 229111. Until 19 April.

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THE UNTHANKS The folk-based phenomenon are back in town with a fantastic new album to sing about, as Jeff Hemmings explores

he Unthanks, sisters Rachel and Becky, were at the outset an almost purely traditional folk outfit, re-arranging and covering songs written by persons unknown and largely steeped in the history of Northumbria. Their debut album Cruel Sister displayed their tremendous abilities and passion and was eventually awarded Folk Album of the Year by Mojo. Over the years The Unthanks, along with long-time producer (and husband to Rachel Unthank) Adrian McNally, haven't pandered to the purity of folk music, branching out to include the sisters’ love of all kinds of modern music. The Bairns, whilst still steeped in traditional music, had a cinematic quality that was timeless and became a bigger commercial success than the debut, while the follow up album, Last, continued on that adventurous trajectory, although traditional folk remains at the heart of their voices: “It's not a dirty word anymore,” says Rachel. “I remember five years ago seeing a slogan: ‘folk is the new disco’. You know what? I knew it would

be fashionable again if I waited long enough! Pop songs have been taking on the vernacular of folk – guitars and fiddles – it’s definitely more in people’s consciousness, and it’s alright to be into it.” Between that album and the recently released fourth album, Mount The Air, they issued three further albums under the Diversions name, recordings that are based on other people’s songs such as Robert Wyatt and Anthony & The Johnsons, and re-workings of their own material with the likes of the Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band. And they continue to organise their own singing weekends and collaborate with other artists. From playing purely folk-only clubs in their native north-east to hitting the big time nationally and

internationally, their audiences have broadened out, enamoured and fascinated by these siblings who, despite their seven year age gap, can sing in perfect unison, their distinctive voices telepathically complementing each other and imbibing their chosen material with a deep mesmerising sadness and earthy melancholy. The fact that they indulged in a bit of clog dancing on stage only helped their cause further. Although many of the lyrics in Mount The Air are based on traditional songs, the music is of a more contemporary, classicalmeets-folk-jazz fusion, largely written by McNally. The sisters also, for the first time, bring pen to paper to write their own lyrics, a highlight being the Portisheadesque ‘Life’s A Flutter’. “Flutter has just been playlisted for 6Music, very exciting – it’s the first time we’ve been playlisted by them.” The Unthanks say Mount The Air is an invitation to be free and weightless, to transcend reality and enter your imagination. It does that, and more. Brighton Dome, Wed 4 March, 7.15pm, £20/17.50

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1 Stuart Newman Gotta Work 2 The Wolfgirl Liberation The Company Of Wolves 3 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 4 New Nobility Paradise 5 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 6 The Black Fields The Fighter 7 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 8 Alternate Function Under Attack 9 Frankie Sling Humn 10 Osaro and RJ Shut Up And Dance 11 Cascades Run

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Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark THE PROTOTYPES 'CITY OF GOLD' ALBUM LAUNCH As a music venue, 10 Marine Parade has remained high above the tides since its founding some 30 years ago, seeing residences from now household-established names like Fatboy Slim, Carl Cox & Maxxi Soundsystem. This will mark the concluding note of an era, but the start of something fresh, with a full refurbishment commencing straight away. Coalition, Sat 7 March, 10pm–4.30am, £12/10/8

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TOO DARN SOULFUL At last, a proper Northern Soul night that is just that ... 100% pure and unadulterated! Too Darn Soulful, the monthly Northern Soul session at The Komedia in Brighton, returns again when 'Swifty' The Dancing Master is joined by The Grandaddy of Northern Soul, Paddy Shevlin. Komedia, Fri 6 March, 11pm – 3am, £5

TRASH MONDAYS Brighton's long-standing midweek institution opens every Monday at Coalition under the infamous Kings Road Arches. UV Party – UV lighting, free UV facepainting and glowsticks, playing house, pop and r&b. Coalition, Mon 9 March, 11pm – 4am, £3

15 Tenek If I Should Fall – ep version 16 Swarf Parlour Tricks 17 Bluestone Salsero 18 Urban Delights Maybe Baby 19 Ultralites Zero Hours 20 Senior Service Slow Train

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MICHAEL FLATLEY IN LORD OF THE DANCE

Brighton Centre, 2 April 2015, from £40, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Michael is performing at only three venues in Britain and two in Ireland so this is an incredible opportunity to see the legendary Irish dancer perform.

peter james’ dead simple Theatre Royal Brighton, 23 February 2015 ★★★★★

espite having read the novel, this stage version of the Peter James novel managed to keep me gripped. Cleverly lifting crime fiction from page to stage is no mean feat and here the company do it with a razor sharp edge. A decent set manages the changes of scene well but at the end of the day it has to be down to a great story being delivered by a compelling cast. As a fan of the Roy Grace series I found Gray O’Brien's portrayal a little too chipper, lacking the sadness of the character, and Marc Small as Branson is not as cool as the person I read. Tina Hobley though is wonderfully evil when all is revealed and Jamie Lomas adds a real sense of desperation. Finally Josh Brown’s Davey Wheeler is superbly realised, the real highlight of the production, with an utterly believable performance that prompts comedic relief and genuine sadness. A thriller to be sure.

Andrew Kay

THE PROCLAIMERS

"What's the name of this show?" asked Simon Munnery of an enraptured audience who'd presumably all paid to be there. "Show And Tell!" came the confident reply from a lady in the third row. "That's the name of the promoter, my dear," retorted Simon. Commence much embarrassed fumbling in pockets for ticket stubs and you'd be forgiven for thinking that the audience in near entirety had shown up to the wrong performance. Nope … turns out, nobody knows

THE DECEMBERISTS

Colin Meloy stepped out onto an empty stage, acoustic guitar in hand. Bathed in light he alone sang ‘We know, we know, we belong to you,’ and one by one the band joined him as the sound built into a rousing opener. These vaudevillian troops have drawn influences from the baroque, Appalachian folk, and progressive styles on songs like ‘The Island’ and ‘Caroline Folk’ to the uplifting Radio 6 favourite ‘Make You A Better’. We were divided and conducted in a sing off on ‘Sixteen Military Wives’, then required to shriek on the melodramatic ending of ‘The Mariners' Revenge', quickly descending into chaos, ending with all the performers tied up in tape playing dead. Wow! The Dome, 20 February 2015 ★★★★★ Adrian Day

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Theatre Royal Brighton, 9 August 2015, £tbc, 0844 871 7650, www.atgtickets.com/brighton Strikingly individual, twin brothers Craig and Charlie Reid have over the years enjoyed huge successes across the globe. Walk 500 miles with them.

SIMON MUNNERY SINGS SOREN KIERKEGAARD

ONLY FOOLS AND BOYCIE – AN EvENING WITH JOHN CHALLIS Connaught Studio Theatre, Worthing, 10 March 2015, £16/15, 01903 206206, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Secrets from the set and revealing stories from an extensive career will all be revealed in this insightful performance from John Challis, aka Boycie.

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much about Soren Kierkegaard. Merging revealing, animated diary snippets for the sake of the uninitiated with delicious aphoristic revisitations for existing philosophy buffs, this show hit the mark at every level. Fantastic. My only complaint is that Simon didn't play his ukulele. The Old Market, 11 February 2015 ★★★★★ Louise Bevan

The premise for this improvcomedy troupe's show is to take a topic suggested by the audience (‘revenge of the younger sister’ in this instance) and turn it into an amusing Austen-like tale, in the garb and parlance of the times. All five performers exuded a natural sense of humour and quick wit, verbally sparring with each other in scenes that were absurd, but not too absurd, improvised and ramshackle, but not rudderless or meandering. An hour flew by, with hilarious jokes such as a surly priest bombarded with forestry miscellany, running nuns and even a genuinely funny walk. Frenetic, intelligent, riotous fun. The Old Market, 20 February 2015 ★★★★★ Joe Fuller

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JOE BONAMASSA

Brighton Centre, 31 October 2015, from £35, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Following the recent announcement of Joe Bonamassa’s live DVD, Blu-ray and album, Muddy Wolf At Red Rocks, and his critically acclaimed 2013 studio album Different Shades Of Blue, the internationally renowned guitarist embarks on a seven-date UK arena tour during October 2015.

JOE MCELDERRY – THE EvOLUTION TOUR

Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne, 7 March 2015, £19, 01323 412000, www.royalhippodrome.com Due to huge demand after his 60-gig tour, X Factor golden boy Joe McElderry is hitting the road again with The Evolution Tour.

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TUESDAY 3 Bargain Fever Britain ITV1, 8pm Always got your eye on the lookout for a steal? So’s everybody else, apparently – this is part one of a two-parter looking at the changing face of the UK retail landscape. Four companies are under the spotlight; Costco, Motorpoint, Approved Food and Shoe Zone. Can they cope with demand?

No Place To Call Home BBC1, 10.45pm Hide the biscuits and throw away the welcome mat ... some private UK landlords are evicting lowincome tenants in record numbers and over 800,000 children are now living in temporary accommodation. From sofa-surfing to numerous more serious ordeals – filmmaker Jezza Neumann investigates.

Uncle BBC3, 10pm When Sam ropes Andy into chaperoning Errol’s Halloween school dance, the family makes a joint oath to stay out of trouble. But that might prove difficult when Andy and Melodie get locked in a storeroom together by an old enemy who also wants to thwart Errol’s plans to get his first kiss. Nawwwwh!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00pm Brighton Lights (x2) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Dudley’s Comfort Food 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Jetpack Elastic 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 You Make It, We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars. This is the fans’ story. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Ordinary Lives: Always Somewhere Else A diary of a journey across the USA echoing similar travels of the ‘20s and ‘30s. 10.00 Life Stories 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Soundcheck Hosted by music nuts Nick Lancaster and Rhiannon Burton, a fresh new music show with loud and live performances. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 You Make It, We Show It 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Ordinary Lives: Always Somewhere Else 4.00 Life Stories 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Operation Hospital Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Things get too much for Linda, and she eventually reveals her fears to her mum. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Harry takes the plunge and confronts his feelings for Mary-Claire head on. As Guy investigates the death of a patient, Jonny finds himself in hot water. 9.00 The Gift Matt Baker and Mel Giedroyc follow the extraordinary and heartwarming stories of people who missed the chance to say thank you or sorry when it mattered most. The final episode features Peter Miles, who was sentenced to six years in jail for his part in a series of aggressive armed robberies across Bristol. He has now been out of prison for over two years and is determined to find a way of making amends to his victims. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 No Place To Call Home See highlights. 11.45 FILM: Cemetery Junction (2010) Starring Christian Cooke, Felicity Jones, Tom Hughes, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant. Comedy drama set in 1970s Reading. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

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6.05am Perfection 6.50 Canterbury Cathedral 7.50 An Island Parish 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Attenborough’s Paradise Birds 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 The Super League Show 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Frozen Planet 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Wanted In Paradise Families considering a permanent move to somewhere exotic are given a taste of what it’s really like to move to a country very different from the UK. Steve and Stef Jackson are swapping careers in construction for a weeklong taste of paradise. But will trading life in their Loughborough semi for a smallholding in tropical Costa Rica live up to the family’s expectations? 8.00 Super-Powered Owls: Natural World Wildlife documentary. 9.00 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues. 10.00 Let’s Play Darts For Comic Relief Boing!!! 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.20 Reinventing The Royals Twopart series about the battle between the monarchy and the media over personal privacy and public image. 12.20am Sign Zone: Film 2015 4.00 Michael Mosley: Infested! Living With Parasites 4.30 Rock Pool Survivors 5.00 Deadly Dilemmas 5.30 The Burrowers - Learning Zone

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Alicia faces tough times. Finn is concerned for Val. 7.30 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade travels the globe searching for freshwater monsters. 8.00 Bargain Fever Britain See highlights. 9.00 Exposure: When Pregnant Women Drink Ranvir Singh investigates the impact of drinking alcohol in pregnancy, considering the fact that one in 100 babies are born in Britain each year brain-damaged with Foetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 On Assignment Rageh Omaar’s in-depth current affairs programme continues its second series. In this edition, Robert Moore visits Cuba to find out how its citizens are affected by the recent rapprochement between their island and the United States. 11.10 Benidorm Madge unwittingly gives Donald and Jacqueline the impression that she is a swinger. 11.40 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) Starring Phil Silvers, Kenneth Williams, Peter Butterworth. Comedy. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 For The Love Of Cars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine flees with Minnie. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper Consumer series. Mary heads to the Suffolk seaside town of Lowestoft to take on her biggest challenge yet. She is working with Godfreys, a huge family-run department store which customers are deserting, resulting in a dire financial situation. 9.00 The Romanians Are Coming Three-part documentary series. The final episode of the series explores the mass migration from Romania, where one in ten people have now left the country. Racism is rife and the Roma Gypsies have been evicted from their homes, living in garbage dumps, with no prospects for jobs and financial stability. 10.00 Drugs Live: Cannabis On Trial Jon Snow and Dr Christian Jessen present a live scientific programme looking at the effects of cannabis on the human brain. 11.35 Don’t Look Down Documentary exploring the world of the urban free climbers. 12.30am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.50 Trans World Sport 2.45 FIM Superbike World Championship 3.15 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.45 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Face The Clock

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy Builders 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Stealing Paradise (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash tells Phoebe that he thinks her drink may have been spiked at the launch party. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. 8.00 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER Documentary series following the medical teams and their British patients at Benidorm’s busy hospital and affiliated GP practice. 9.00 Killer Psychopaths Documentary series in which criminologist Professor David Wilson examines the mentality and early warning signs of serial killers. In late 2006, sex workers operating in the red light district of Ipswich were terrorised by a series of brutal murders. Dubbed the Suffolk Strangler by the media, the killer turned out to be Steve Wright, a well-liked and seemingly ordinary man. 10.00 Chicago P.D. Crime drama spin-of. In this first episode, just as Voight’s crew get their hands on drugs kingpin, his cartel hit back by kidnapping Dawson’s young son. 11.00 Jack The Ripper: New Suspect Revealed Investigative documentary. 12.00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Jack The Ripper: New Suspect Revealed 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 The Real A&E (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Critical 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 10.00 Uncle. See highights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Uncle 1.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 2.00 Bangkok Airport

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 Secret Knowledge: The Private Life Of A Dolls’ House 9.00 FILM: Emma (1996) 10.55 Twin Sisters: A World Apart 11.55 Rise Of The Continents 12.55am Great Continental Railway Journeys (x2) 1.55 Wallander

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Reality Bites 11.45 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Cracker

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Is Our Weather Getting Worse? 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 The Mega Brothel 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 Grand Designs Australia

11.00am White Feather (1955) 1.10pm Treasure Island (1972) 3.05 The River’s Edge (1957) 4.50 23 Paces To Baker Street (1956) 7.00 Legend (1985) 9.00 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 11.55 Babylon AD (2008) 1.40am Aguirre, Wrath Of God (1972) 3.40 Close

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WEDNESDAY 4 The People’s Strictly For Comic Relief BBC1, 9pm Will that collection of red plastic noses from the comic reliefs of yesteryear clash with a sequined ballgown or dickie bow tie? Time to find out. For the first time in Strictly Come Dancing’s history, members of the public are being invited through the sparkly ballroom doors ... corr!

Being Bipolar Channel 4, 10pm Experienced psychotherapist Phillipa Perry takes a closer look at bipolar disorder, examining the impact this condition has on those individuals affected by it. Filmed over several months, the program charts the lives of people experiencing suicidal feelings, manias, and even delusions of invincibility.

The Vampire Diaries ITV2, 9pm Supernatural drama focusing on the lives of Elena Gilbert, her friends and the vampire inhabitants of the town of Mystic Falls, Virginia – Elena is forced to confront her problems, Liv and Tyler get even closer, and Damon finds an unexpected clue that renews his hope. All under cover of darkness, naturally.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 In The Pot 2.00 Northern Cuisine 2.30 Dudley’s Comfort Food 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, ourstanding and unique dream homes. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave 10.00 Beyond The Grave 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national updates. 11.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak Highlights from Brighton Lights live sessions. 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Uncle Arthur Highlights from Brighton Lights live sessions. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Festure 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Beyond The Grave (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Operation Hospital Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off The Great British Bake Off returns with four special Comic Relief programmes. The final four celebrities battle it out in the tent. The programme is presented by comedian Ed Byrne, and the bakers this time are Victoria Wood, Alexa Chung, Chris Moyles and Kayvan Novak. They face three tricky challenges set by Mary and Paul. The celebrities serve up some unique twists on the signature bake (tray bake), tackle one of Paul’s challenging recipes in the technical (12 crumpets) and get creative in the showstopper challenge (vegetable cake selfportrait). Timings prove problematic for some and confidence crumbles, but who will demonstrate baking brilliance and be crowned star baker? They are all baking to inspire viewers to do the same and raise some money for Comic Relief. 9.00 The People’s Strictly For Comic Relief See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Match Of The Day Highlights from the Premier League. 12.15am FILM: Three Fugitives (1988) 1.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

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6.00am Perfection 6.45 Canterbury Cathedral 7.45 An Island Parish 8.15 Wanted Down Under 9.00 Eat Well For Less? 10.00 Great British Railway Journeys 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Frozen Planet 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast: Liberal Democrats 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Wanted In Paradise Families considering a permanent move to somewhere exotic are given a taste of what it’s really like to move to a country very different from the UK. 8.00 Suffragettes Forever! The Story Of Women And Power Documentary series presented by Amanda Vickery. In this second programme Vickery describes the paradox for British women of a female Queen who thought women’s rights campaigners deserved a good whipping. But during Victoria’s reign extraordinary women gradually changed the lives and opportunities of their sex despite successive governments furiously resisting giving women the vote. 9.00 This World International investigative documentary series. 10.00 Let’s Play Darts For Comic Relief One nun dead and EIGHTY! 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Reinventing The Royals Twopart series about the battle between the monarchy and the media over personal privacy and public image. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear On Saturday 12.50 Sign Zone: Modern Times: Warwick Davis’ Big Night 4.00 Poets In Person 4.30 Save Your Energy 5.00 Bringing Books To Life

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Leyla and David are shocked by Alicia’s admission. 7.30 Coronation Street Andy faces an uncomfortable reunion. 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern returns to host a third series of the fun-filled family entertainment show which lifts the lid on celebrities’ lives through the eyes of their children. 9.00 DCI Banks Crime drama series. After Banks suffers a personal loss and also discovers that DS Annie Cabbot is back with her former boyfriend, he is forced to navigate a complex murder investigation while still grieving. As the team piece together the movements of a young Estonian woman found dead, they uncover a world of prostitution and drugs hidden behind a veneer of respectability. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 Pop Gold For three generations ITV has broadcast performances by some of the planet’s most incredible musical artists. 11.40 Spandau Ballet: True Gold Spandau Ballet perform some of their greatest hits. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 For The Love Of Cars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Maxine tries to put things right before history repeats itself. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present the property series offering advice on buying a new home. Kirstie and Phil catch up with Jodie and Andy in Portsmouth and Jocelyn and Simon in Stansted. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on strong women who find themselves in A&E on the same day with a wide range of problems. 10.00 Being Bipolar See highlights. 11.00 My Tattoo Addiction Reality series looking at the world of tattoos and exploring the unique stories behind every design. This episode deals with people whose body art represents their way of moving on. 11.50 Nas: Time Is Illmatic Music documentary examining the legacy of hip-hop star Nas and the impact of his 1994 debut album Illmatic. 12.45am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.35 FILM: The Conspirator (2010) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.30 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Face The Clock

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Britain’s Biggest Primary School 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Honor Student (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah keeps the extent of her injuries a secret from Oscar, not wanting him to find out that she may never walk. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cowboy Builders Documentary series in which Dominic Littlewood revisits some of the most memorable cases that the Cowboy Builders team has taken on. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney. 9.00 My Violent Child: Tearing Us Apart Documentary series exploring the hidden world of child-on-parent violence. The first episode of the series looks at two families whose lives are being torn apart by violence in the home inflicted upon them by their children. 10.00 Farage Fans & UKIP Lovers Documentary. From fishermen who believe that their livelihoods are being destroyed by EU legislation to those who blame immigration for all of the UK’s ills, UKIP supporters come in all shades of purple. 11.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people who live on welfare. 12.00am Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Britain’s Biggest Primary School 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 FILM: Batman Begins (2005) 11.40 Stella 12.40am Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Bangkok Airport 9.00 FILM: Adventureland (2009) 10.40 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.10 Family Guy (x20 11.55 American Dad! 12.15am Family Guy 12.40 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 1.40 Uncle 2.10 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.40 Flat TV 3.00 World’s Toughest Jobs

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Nature’s Great Events 9.00 Climate Change: A Horizon Guide 10.00 Polar Bear: Spy On The Ice 11.00 Rise Of The Continents 12.00am Nature’s Great Events 1.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 1.30 Wallander 3.00 Climate Change

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries. See highlights. 10.00 FILM: The Butterfly Effect (2004) 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am Northern Lights

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 FILM: Iron Man (2008) 10.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.30 2 Broke Girls 12.00am Marry Me

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House Nation 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00 Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies 1.10 Tiny House Nation

11.00am The Man From Colorado (1948) 1.00pm Father Goose (1964) 3.20 Dakota Incident (1956) 5.10 Porridge (1979) 7.00 Home Alone 3 (1997) 9.00 Limitless (2011) 11.05 Repo Men (2010) 1.15am If... (1968) 3.35 Close

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THURSDAY 5 The Nation’s Favourite 70s Number One Single ITV1, 8.30pm Big hair, flared jumpsuits, platform shoes ... all the stereotypes and more are sure to be represented in this reminisca-trip to that most magical era in musical history, the 1970s, when pop was at its most glamorous. Featuring Art Garfunkel, Blondie, Abba, The Bee Gees and more.

The Mentalist Channel Five, 10pm Nothing clears an office like a wastepaper basket full of snotty tissues ... a nasty head cold forces Jane to direct his colleagues away from his immediate vicinity as the team investigate a double murder and diamond heist. Lisbon poses as a psychic to catch a killer and Vega tries to make amends with Cho.

Scorpion ITV2, 9pm Scorpion is tasked to discover the identity of a mole who leaked classified information when the CIA's Internal Affairs division intercepts an encrypted message sent by someone in its Los Angeles office ... and, breathe! Meanwhile, Paige confronts her feelings for Walter. That’s more like it, a lovely bit of romance.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 9.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Dudley’s Comfort Food 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Soundcheck 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Soundcheck Hosted by music nuts Nick Lancaster and Rhinannon Burton, Soundcheck is the fresh new music show with loud and live music performances from talent of all ages, genres and styles. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Operation Hospital Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Four women all find themselves in the Vic after hours, but will sharing their experiences bring them closer together? Lee drops a bombshell on Whitney. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain. 9.00 The People’s Strictly For Comic Relief For the first time in Strictly Come Dancing’s history, members of the public are being invited through the sparkly ballroom doors. The contestants reveal some of their routines to scary judge Craig Revel Horwood at Wembley, get tips and guidance from past Strictly celebrities, and discover that Latin and ballroom dance training is much harder than it looks on the telly! 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Glasgow. 11.45 This Week Andrew Neil presents a political review of the week with Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott. 12.30am Skiing Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

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6.05am Perfection 6.50 Canterbury Cathedral 7.50 An Island Parish 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 The Big Allotment Challenge 10.05 Great Antiques Map Of Britain 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Frozen Planet 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Wanted In Paradise Families considering a permanent move to somewhere exotic are given a taste of what it’s really like to move to a country very different from the UK. Fazian Zuberi dreams of running a kite-surfing school in Mauritius. It would mean a fresh start, living together as a family with his partner Julia and their two small boys. Currently, Fazian spends all week working away in the city to support his family in Somerset. But is the dream realistic, and can Fazian persuade Julia to make the move 6,000 miles away from home? 8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee Amateur sewers test their sewing and dressmaking skills and battle to be crowned best amateur sewer by the Women’s Institute’s May Martin and Savile Row’s Patrick Grant. 9.00 Banished 10.00 Let’s Play Darts For Comic Relief Twang – Mind out! 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 A Cook Abroad: Rick Stein’s Australia Cooking show. 12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 4.00 Magna Carta 4.30 Wave World 5.00 Wild Weather With Richard Hammond 5.30 Olympic Spark: Fire Up Your Future

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Eric fears the worst as Paul arrives to be with his mum. Marlon feels guilty. Kerry has an unwelcome house guest. 7.30 Britain’s Housing Crisis: Tonight Weekly current affairs series. The country is in the middle of a housing crisis that has been decades in the making. Only half the number of homes needed are being built, and millions of citizens are being priced out of home ownership. Jonathan Maitland investigates our housing shortage and asks what can be done to ensure we all have a place to call home. 8.00 Emmerdale Eric refuses to lose hope. Pearl takes drastic action to solve her problems. Alicia’s composure slips. 8.30 The Nation’s Favourite 70s Number One Single See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Last Word Phil Hornby talks to leading politicians from the south of England about recent political developments. 11.10 Perspectives: David Suchet - The Mystery Of Agatha Christie David Suchet sets out to unravel the mystery surrounding the life and work of Agatha Christie. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Housing Crisis: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 For The Love Of Cars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Robbie is furious when he discovers Joe’s secret, while Joe is shocked by the return of a familiar face. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. 9.00 Cucumber Drama series exploring 21st century gay life. When a manhunt goes wrong, Henry, Freddie and Dean are trapped together and some long-buried truths rise to the surface. Henry is running out of options as Marie arrives in town to take charge and events at the flatshare reach a climax. 10.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows. 11.05 The Romanians Are Coming Three-part documentary series looking at the lives of a group of Romanians trying to make a new life in Britain. 12.00am Being Bipolar 12.55 NHS: Two Billion Pounds A Week And Counting 1.50 Britain’s Benefits Crackdown: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.20 Food Unwrapped 2.50 The Supervet 3.45 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Face The Clock

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 Cedar Cove: Conflicts Of Interest 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Roo is furious when she finds out that Spencer has sent Oscar to the city to find Maddy. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars presented by Quentin Willson and Jodie Kidd. Quentin heads to the French Riviera to drive the actual silver Ferrari Dino once owned by rock legend Keith Richard. 8.00 Britain’s Worst Crimes Documentary series focusing on some of Britain’s most high-profile crimes, featuring interviews with the families, victims and officers at the core of events. 9.00 Britain’s Biggest Primary School Observational series filmed over the course of two school terms at Gascoigne Primary, a superschool in Barking, east London. It is nearly the end of term, and the Year 6 head must get enough children to achieve basic SATs requirements before they leave or the school could face a fresh OFSTED inspection. 10.00 The Mentalist See highlights. 11.00 Castle US mystery series. A serial killer seems to have returned to terrorise New York when a gun stolen from Ryan is used to shoot a woman. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Angry Brits: Caught On Camera 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Emergency Abroad 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 10.00 Quiz Nights 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 9.00 Comedy Fest Live 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Comedy Fest Live 1.30 South Side Story 2.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 3.00 An Idiot’s Guide To Politics

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Pain, Pus And Poison: The Search For Modern Medicines 9.00 Saints And Sinners: Britain’s Millennium Of Monasteries 10.00 Climate Change By Numbers 11.15 Rise Of The Continents 12.15am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.50 Sounds Of The Eighties

12.40pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion. See highlights. 10.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 10.30 Reality Bites 11.20 Mom (x2) 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.05 Law & Order: UK 11.10 Trial And Retribution 12.15am Lewis 1.55 Judge Judy

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 Banana 10.30 The Inbetweeners 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Revenge

11.00am FILM: 20000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) 1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.15 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 4.20 A Place In The Sunm (x2) 6.30 Crufts 2015 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.05 Date My Porn Star 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The House On 92nd Street (1945) 12.50pm Shenandoah (1965) 3.10 Crooks Anonymous (1962) 4.55 Siege At Red River (1954) 6.40 First Daughter (2004) 9.00 Men In Black 3 (2012) 11.10 The X Files: I Want To Believe (2008) 1.20am Mysterious Skin (2004) 3.35 Close

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FRIDAY 6 Crufts 2015 Channel 4, 7.30pm Finally! The annual event that legitimises the high-pitched voices, rolling around on carpeted floors and muddy fields and weird throwy-stick things with which we indulge ourselves and our canine friends. It’s all about the dogs. Clare Balding hosts the world’s largest dog event live at Birmingham’s NEC.

The Musketeers BBC1, 9pm Swash-buckling historical drama series inspired by the novels of Alexandre Dumas. In this excerpt, Porthos uncovers the truth about his parentage and demands answers from his new-found father. As he learns more about his past, Porthos questions his place in the Musketeers regiment.

Boy George And Culture Club: Karma To Calamity BBC4, 9pm In the early 1980s, Culture Club was one of the biggest bands in the world, selling 150 million records. In 2014 they decided to reform to record a new album and embark on a UK and US tour. Now, director Mike Nicholls has unique access, following the band to London. Insightful.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings his unique style of tricks to the streets. 9.30 What The Waffle Unclassifiable comedy hi-jinks. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Soundcheck 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 Bored Gamers 2.30 Magic’d 3.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: The Lanes 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar (x2) 5.30 Noise Reel Extra: Jo Harman 5.45 Noise Reel Extra: Maya Wolff

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Operation Hospital Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Dominic Casciani reports on eastern European migration in Kent and Sussex. 8.00 EastEnders After the events of the night before, a drunken Kat receives a visit from the social worker, but this is the least of her worries when she hears some disturbing news. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts a compilation of the best moments in this season of the comedy panel show, including new unseen footage. Featuring all of the guests from this series. 9.00 The Musketeers See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show with a special edition - a week before Comic Relief night, a host of celebrities join Graham to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the iconic fundraiser. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 11.55 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama. 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

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6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show. 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 Wanted In Paradise Families considering a permanent move to somewhere exotic are given a taste of what it’s really like to move to a country very different from the UK. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys hosts another semi-final of Britain’s toughest quiz. Five more contenders are questioned on their specialist subject and general knowledge. The subjects are: Alex Higgins, Erasmus Darwin, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Margot Fonteyn and the Dirk Pitt novels of Clive Cussler. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Nelson In His Own Words There’s a guy called Nelson and these are his words. He’s not the one in The Simpsons. 10.00 Let’s Play Darts For Comic Relief Awesome arrows. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.00 Artsnight 11.35 FILM: Papillon (1973) Starring Steve McQueen, Dustin Hoffman, Don Gordon, Victor Jory. Drama about a French petty crook, wrongly convicted of murder, who becomes obsessed with escaping from prison. 2.00am Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Bernice is left shaken. 7.30 Coronation Street Has Andy found a way out? 8.00 Barging Round Britain With John Sergeant Series in which John Sergeant sets off on a rich and colourful voyage along the eight best canal journeys Britain has to offer, exploring their extraordinary stories as he goes. 8.30 Coronation Street Andy’s lies sink deeper. Michael’s stag do is interrupted. 9.00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which eight celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. In this edition, tensions reach boiling point as the team face their toughest mission yet - how to survive and travel in water through rivers, lakes and torrential rain. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Gladiator (2000) Starring Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Oliver Reed. Award-winning action drama, set in Roman times, about a once-powerful general who is forced to become a common gladiator. 1.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.15am Perfection 7.00 Seven Wonders Of Brazil 8.00 Great Antiques Map Of Britain 8.30 Athletics: European Indoor Championships 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Live Davis Cup Tennis

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 For The Love Of Cars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Lockie gives Ziggy a hilarious new business idea, and it looks like Joe’s luck is about to change for the better. Could Theresa be in danger when Patrick flies off the handle? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Crufts 2015 See highlights. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. First through the doors is Frankie, who’s tired of being hurt by the wrong kind of guy. Her blind date is fellow dancer Muhala, who’s over the moon to be matched with someone who shares his passion. Trainee midwife Kate finds a kindred spirit in paramedic Liam. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a top 50 countdown of the greatest cat and dog clips, including Wolverine cat and Jiff, the world’s cutest dog. 12.00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.25 FILM: Dog Soldiers (2001) 2.15 Fargo 3.15 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Chil 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Murder Among Friends (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kat, a goodlooking new arrival at the caravan park, catches Ash’s eye. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech. 8.00 Missing: Flight MH370 One Year On Documentary. On Saturday 08 March 2014, Malaysian Airlines flight 370 took off for Beijing from Kuala Lumpur with 239 passengers and crew on board. Around one hour after take-off the Boeing 777 vanished from the radar screens. This programme uses expert witnesses to look at the impact of the mystery one year on. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama. Pride’s team investigate when an armoured transport vehicle crashes and several prisoners escape. 10.00 NCIS US crime drama series. A navy lieutenant commandeers a plane for a suicide mission. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. When a teenager is burned to death, the team must investigate two groups of teenage girls. 11.45 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised true crime mysteries. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Emergency Abroad 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries 9.00 Stella 10.00 Quiz Nights 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 Tough Young Teachers 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Uncle 1.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 2.00 South Side Story

7.00pm News 7.30 Sounds Of The Sixties 8.00 Darcey Bussell’s Looking For Audrey 9.00 Boy George And Culture Club: Karma To Calamity. See highlights. 10.00 TOTP 2: 80s Special 11.00 The New Romantics: A Fine Romance 11.50 Nile Rodgers: The Hitmaker 12.50am Boy George And Culture Club

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) 11.10 Take Me Out 12.25am Take Me Out: The Gossip

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Trial And Retribution 12.05am FILM: The Count Of Monte Cristo (2002)

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Red (2010) 11.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Banana 12.40 2 Broke Girls

10.00am A Place In The Sun 10.30 FILM: The King And I (1956) 1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.15 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 4.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.30 Crufts 2015 7.30 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: East Is East (1999) 11.00 Sex Toy Stories 12.00am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Only The Valiant (1951) 1.10pm The Mark Of Zorro (1940) 3.05 Cattle Empire (1958) 4.50 One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 6.55 Turner And Hooch (1989) 9.00 Skyline (2010) 10.50 District 9 (2009) 1.00am Metropolis (1926) 4.00 Close

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SATURDAY 7 The Voice UK BBC1, 7.30pm Who else really, really wants a go on those big red spinny chairs? It’s a wonder all four judges didn’t turn for every performer, just for the sheer spinny-fun of it. But this show really is all about the talent – and it’s hotting up. You can almost smell the competition as will.i.am, Rita, Sir Tom and Ricky get all fluffed up.

FilmFest On TV LatestTV, 9pm Calling all film buffs! Whether you’re a budding Spielberg yourself or a dedicated couch potato, Jessica Kellgren-Hayes hosts a weekly film festival for your delectation – movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers from all over. Plump up the cushions, hunker down and get the corn popping.

Family Guy BBC3, 11.10pm The ludicrous animated family are back for a mega five-episode run. Perfect for a quiet night in! In the first episode, Meg travels to Europe in a bid to trek across the continent, but she’s kidnapped, and Brian and Stewie attempt a dangerous rescue operation. So, they’re fond of sister Meg after all! Cute.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Under The Radar (x4) 8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Dudley’s Comfort Food 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Brighton Album Chat Show 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine 6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic hits the streets. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 Under The Radar With Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Latest News 1.00 FilmFest on TV 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Bored Gamers 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar

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7.30 The Voice UK Four of the biggest names in music - Ricky Wilson, Sir Tom Jones, Rita Ora and will.i.am - look for a singing talent, chosen purely on the quality of their voice. 9.30 Casualty Lily convinces a wife to be honest with her husband, and Rita helps a man change his attitude. 10.15 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live hosted by Gaby Roslin, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. Special guest Matt Lucas pushes the Lotto and Thunderball buttons. 10.25 BBC News 10.45 Match Of The Day Highlights of the Premier League game between QPR and Tottenham at Loftus Road, introduced by Steve Bower. Spurs have won only once in six visits to Loftus Road during the Premier League era. However, they beat their relegation-threatened London neighbours 4-0 at White Hart Lane earlier in the season. 11.15 Match Of The Day: FA Cup Highlights Dan Walker presents highlights of the day’s two FA Cup quarter-finals. 11.55 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 1.15am FILM: Charlie And Boots (2009) Australian comedy drama 2.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.55 BBC News

7.30 How We Got To Now With Steven Johnson How We Got to Now with Steven Johnson. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. 9.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 9.30 Reginald D Hunter’s Songs Of The South In the final part of his road trip, Reginald D Hunter takes a leaf out of Huckleberry Finn with a trip down the Mississippi from Memphis to New Orleans through the Delta to learn about the birth of blues and how it manifests today. In Louisiana Reg takes a detour to a bayou to learn about Creole culture and zydeco before winding up in New Orleans to meet the city’s musical triumvirate, Dr John, Allen Toussaint and Irma Thomas. Also featuring Steve Cropper and Eddie Floyd. 10.30 FILM: Good Vibrations (2012) 12.05am FILM: Cross Of Iron (1977) Wartime drama about a group of disillusioned German soldiers trapped in a hopeless struggle on the Russian front in 1943. One sergeant is a cynical warrior, tired of fighting for a government he doesn’t support and desperate for peace, but one of his compatriots is obsessed with traditional values of glory, and will stop at nothing to win an Iron Cross, the highest German military honour.

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7.30am FA Cup Rewind - QuarterFinal Classics 8.30 Athletics: European Indoor Championships 11.30 Animal Park 12.00pm A Taste Of Britain 12.30 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 12.40 Noel Coward: Talking Pictures 1.10 FILM: In Which We Serve (1942) 3.00 The Great British Sewing Bee 4.00 Gardeners’ World 4.30 Athletics: European Indoor Championships

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6.00am How I Met Your Mother 6.30 How I Met Your Mother 6.55 Trans World Sport 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.00 Rude(ish) Tube 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.15 The Simpsons 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Crufts 2015 Clare Balding hosts. Highlights include the Terrier group and Hound group judging. 9.00 FILM: Salt (2010) Starring Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. Thriller. A CIA agent is accused of being a Russian spy by a defector brought in for questioning and sets out to prove her innocence at all costs. With her husband missing and the evidence stacking up, her actions only serve to cast doubt on her motives. 11.00 FILM: Heartbreakers (2001) Starring Sigourney Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ray Liotta, Jason Lee, Gene Hackman, Anne Bancroft, Jeffrey Jones, Nora Dunn and Sarah Silverman. The story of a duplicitous mother and daughter who seduce wealthy men and then share the payout from the divorce settlements. However, when the younger woman falls in love with a young bartender, their moneyspinning scam is put in jeopardy. 1.20am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay continues his tour of the United States 2.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.15 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 4.30 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.25 Location, Location, Location

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6.00am Children’s television 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Chinese Food In Minutes 10.50 The Hotel Inspector 11.45 The Hotel Inspector 12.40pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.35 Cowboy Builders 2.35 Missing: Flight MH370 One Year On 3.35 FILM: Monte Walsh (1970) 5.30 5 News Weekend 5.40 FILM: Columbo: Candidate For Crime (1973) 7.20 NCIS The NCIS team partners up with the Coast Guard Investigative Service after the murder of a marine on a dinner boat cruise. 8.05 NCIS When a recruitment session of a petty officer results in murder, the NCIS team sets out to find the culprit by teaming up with Ducky’s predecessor. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team investigate the death of a young woman in rehab. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit The team must investigate a murder connected to an animal-smuggling ring. When Stabler goes undercover with Olvia, he puts his marriage under even more strain. 10.55 Law And Order The team go undercover to investigate a hit and run, but a surprising twist involves the US Attorney’s office. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary based on real cases from across Canada and the USA and featuring the actual detectives and forensic scientists who worked on them. 12.15am SuperCasino Live 3.10 10,000 BC 4.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 FILM: Adventureland (2009) 11.10 Family Guy 11.35 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.20am Family Guy 12.40 Family Guy 1.00 Uncle 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 South Side Story 2.30 Sexy Beasts (x3)

7.00pm The Secret Life Of Elephants 8.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 9.00 Hostages 9.35 Hostages (x2) 10.45 Pompeii: The Mystery Of The People Frozen In Time 11.45 TOTP 2: 80s Special 12.45am Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe 1.15 Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.50 The Secret Life Of Elephants

1.20pm FILM: Batteries Not Included (1987) 3.25 You’ve Been Framed! 4.00 FILM: Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) 6.15 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 8.00 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 9.55 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.55 Ibiza Weekender 11.55 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.20am Reality Bites

6.00am Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.20 FILM: Summer Holiday (1963) 11.40 The Darling Buds Of May 12.50pm A Touch Of Frost 3.00 FILM: Carry On Cowboy (1965) 5.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.05 Lewis 12.10am A Touch Of Frost

12.00pm Taking New York 1.00 Marry Me 1.30 New Girl (x2) 2.30 Melissa And Joey (x2) 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Baby Daddy 4.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 9.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 Rude Tube 12.35am How I Met Your Mother (x2)

3.40pm A Place In The Sun 4.45 Location, Location, Location (x2) 6.55 Britain’s Stone Age Tsunami: A Time Team Special 8.00 Tsunami: Ten Years On 9.05 Japan’s Tsunami: Caught On Camera 10.30 Japan’s Tsunami: How It Happened 11.35 Tsunami: Ten Years On 12.35am Japan’s Tsunami: Caught On Camera

11.00am Treasure Island (1972) 1.00pm Rio (2011) 3.00 The Hunt For Red October (1990) 5.55 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 9.00 Serenity (2005) 11.20 Aliens vs Predator Requiem (2007) 1.10am Predators (2010) 3.25 Close

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sunDAY 8 21 Jump Street Channel Five, 9pm

FilmFest on TV Latest TV, 9pm

2012 action film starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. Two young underachieving police officers who moved in very different circles at school get sent undercover at a local high school to take down a dangerous drug gang. Cue bad hairstyles and mistaken identities aplenty.

Presenter Jessica KellgrenHayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and brand new work from filmmakers. If you class yourself as a bit of a blockbuster buff, you won’t want to miss it.

Match Of The Day: FA Cup Highlights BBC 1, 10.30pm Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the FA Cup quarter-final between 7-time winners Liverpool and Blackburn Rovers, who have lifted the cup on 6 occasions. Rovers won 1-0 in the last FA Cup meeting between the sides 15 years ago – will they do it again?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Latest Community Sport 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Brighton Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Latest Community Sport 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 Brighton Lights (x4) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Lights 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Hindsight: The Past That Moves You Victims and survivors in Northern Ireland. How do we remember? 8.45 Teens4teens: Behind The Project A group of Surrey children have recorded an amazing CD with songs to support the Teenage Cancer Trust. 9.00 FilmFest on TV See highlights. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFest on TV 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Latest News 5.30 At The Amex

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6.10am The Football League Show 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 Countryfile 9.00 FA Cup Rewind Quarter-Final Classics 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off 12.30pm A Taste Of Britain 1.00 A Taste Of Britain 1.30 Athletics: European Indoor Championships 5.35 Super-Powered Owls: Natural World

6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.55 FILM: Bride Wars (2009) 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.40 Channel 4 News

6.00 The Big Painting Challenge Painting contest. Richard Bacon and Una Stubbs welcome the remaining eight amateur artists to Blenheim Palace in Oxfordshire, the birthplace of Sir Winston Churchill. 7.00 Countryfile The team are in rural Cheshire. Matt Baker follows Jason, a young farmer, as he goes about his daily tasks on his dad’s busy dairy farm. Ellie Harrison is at Tatton Park, where she’s hoping to spot the elegant courtship ritual of the great crested grebe. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama based on the memoirs of Jennifer Worth about midwifery and family life in London’s East End during the 1950s. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s, based on the novels by Winston Graham. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.20 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.30 Match Of The Day: FA Cup Highlights See highlights. 11.05 The Apprentice USA The Apprentice USA. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 1.15 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC’s rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.

6.35 Pompidou 7.00 The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway This series follows a team of more than ten thousand engineers and construction workers as they race to build a brand new railway under London – Crossrail. 8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine. James May is taken far outside his comfort zone as he straps into an insanely fast, 600-horsepower hatchback and is thrown into the lion’s den of World Rallycross racing. 9.00 Let’s Play Darts For Comic Relief Gabby Logan hosts the nailbiting final of this exciting winnertakes-all tournament for Comic Relief. 10.05 The Revolution Will Be Televised Satirical series which brings the corruption, greed and hypocrisy of politicians, multinationals and tax-shy billionaires to the fore. 10.35 FILM: The Hunter (2011) Starring Willem Dafoe, Frances O’Connor and Sam Neill. Martin David, a professional assassin, is sent by a mysterious company to Tasmania in order to find the last Tasmanian tiger. 12.10am FILM: Howl (2010) Drama. When the beat poet Allen Ginsberg published his poem Howl in 1957 America, he was put on trial for obscenity. This film tells his story, and illustrates the poem in animation. 1.30 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.25 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Deadtime Stories 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.35pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 Murder, She Wrote 1.40 River Monsters 2.40 Catchphrase 3.25 FILM: The Living Daylights (1987) 6.00 Regional News And Weather The latest news and weather in your region. 6.05 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 6.15 ITV News & Weather Steve Scott with the latest headlines. 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts a celebrity edition of the hit quiz show. 7.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy show where senior citizens play pranks on the public. This week, a potty-mouthed nun causes trouble and Dave gives a member of the public his lucky pants. 8.00 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the game show in which celebrities and their families compete to win cash for charity. 9.00 Mr Selfridge Period drama. Harry launches a massive Britain at Play event in the store, but is shocked when Nancy announces that she wants to cool things down between them. 10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.15 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Eight celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the action from round 17 of the Aviva Premiership. 12.05am The Store 2.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Peppa Pig 6.05 Bananas In Pyjamas 6.20 Angelina Ballerina 6.30 Pip Ahoy! 6.45 The Mr Men Show 6.55 Chloe’s Closet 7.05 Olly The Little White Van 7.10 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Roary The Racing Car 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.25 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 The Dog Rescuers 11.00 The Hotel Inspector 12.00pm The Hotel Inspector 12.55 The Hotel Inspector 1.55 FILM: The Reef (2006) 3.25 FILM: Open Season 2 (2008) 4.55 FILM: Disney’s Mulan (1998) 6.35 5 News Weekend National and international news. 6.40 FILM: Hitch (2005) Starring Will Smith, Eva Mendes, Kevin James and Amber Valletta. Romantic comedy in which a smooth-talking relationship expert helps New York’s inept singletons to meet women. 9.00 FILM: 21 Jump Street (2012) See highlights. 11.15 FILM: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) Starring Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller. Anarchic comedy concerning the efforts of a hapless gym proprietor and his clients to enter a team in a national dodgeball competition. 1.05am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 3.10 The Gadget Show 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help people find their dream homes. 7.00 Crufts 2015: Best In Show Coverage of the world’s largest dog event, live from the NEC in Birmingham. Clare Balding hosts exclusive behindthe-scenes from the most famous prize in the world of dogs. 9.00 Indian Summers Drama series following the birth of modern India. There is much excitement in Simla as the Viceroy arrives for the first of his summer visits. Meanwhile, Ralph is troubled when he discovers that the only piece of evidence that linked Chandru Mohan to the Congress Party has gone missing. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts another takeover of the famous words and numbers quiz. 11.05 FILM: The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Fantasy sequel, based on Stephenie Meyer’s vampire novels. 1.25am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits Italian bistro Charlie’s in La Verne, Southern California 2.20 Come Dine With Me 2.50 Come Dine With Me 3.15 Come Dine With Me 3.45 Come Dine With Me 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 River Cottage Veg Heroes 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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12.00pm Chappie Special 12.30 Inside RAF Brize Norton 1.30 The Real A&E (x2) 2.30 Modern Family (x5) 5.00 Moone Boy 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 About A Boy 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Holidaymakers 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm The Voice UK 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 1.30 Uncle 2.00 South Side Story 2.30 Sexy Beasts (x3)

7.00pm The Great War 7.40 New Forest Badgers 7.50 Dancing Cranes Of Sweden 8.00 Huw Wheldon Memorial Lecture 8.45 Wild Scotland 9.00 A Wolf Called Storm: Natural World Special 10.00 India’s Daughter: Storyville 11.00 FILM: Bright Days Ahead (2013) 12.30am Boy George And Culture Club

1.00pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 2.00 You’ve Been Framed! 2.30 Scorpion 3.25 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 4.50 FILM: The Smurfs (2011) 6.55 FILM: Freaky Friday (2003) 9.00 Ibiza Weekender 10.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 10.30 FILM: American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) 12.40am Mom (x2)

9.15am Heartbeat (x2) 11.20 Rosemary And Thyme 12.20pm A Touch Of Frost 2.30 Jane Eyre 4.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.45 Inspector Morse 9.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.30 City Lights 11.35 FILM: Chaplin (1992) 2.20am Perspectives: David Suchet - People I Have Shot

10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Revenge 1.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.30 The 100 3.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 6.30 FILM: Iron Man (2008) 9.00 Troy 10.00 Rude Tube 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.35 Tattoos After Dark (x2) 12.35am Taking New York 1.40 2 Broke Girls

12.00pm Shipping Wars (x4) 2.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food 2.30 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 My Granny The Escort 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 1.15 Shameless USA

11.00am Brief Encounter (1945) 1.00pm Step Up 3 (2010) 3.20 Jumper (2008) 5.05 Porridge (1979) 6.55 Playing For Keeps (2012) 9.00 The Adjustment Bureau (2011) 11.05 The Fourth Kind (2009) 1.05am Kelly + Victor (2012) 3.10 Close

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monDAY 9 The Vote Latest TV, 8pm Brighton’s own Frank Le Duc covers both local and national politics, as well as looking at the upcoming key elections for our city’s future. Expect lots of discussion and some rather heated debates as Brighton decides, right here on Latest TV!

A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia BBC 2, 9pm

NHS: 2 Billion Pounds A Week And Counting Channel 4, 10pm

Cook and food writer Rachel Khoo heads to Malaysia, home of her extended family, to explore one of the most exciting cuisines on the planet. As she unpacks the multicultural culinary history of the country, Rachel reveals layers of her own family history.

Interactive documentary series exploring the true cost of each patient to the NHS and examining the dilemmas faced by clinicians. This episode questions whether the NHS should fund weight loss surgery for obese people... thought-provoking stuff.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00pm Brighton Lights (x3) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Dudley’s Comfort Food 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Soundcheck 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Latest TV’s Mike Mendoza presents his weekly entertainment show – focusing on all things Adur and Worthing. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle takes a trip to the fish quay at North Shields. He demonstrates how to make delicious monkfish with lemon butter and scallops with parma ham. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

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6.05am Perfection 6.50 Homes Under The Hammer 7.50 An Island Parish 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 10.05 Great Antiques Map Of Britain 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.15 Skeleton: World Championship Highlights 2.45 Triathlon: World Series - Abu Dhabi 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It!

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 MOTD Live: Man United v Arsenal Gary Lineker introduces live FA Cup quarter-final coverage as joint-record FA Cup winners Manchester United and Arsenal meet at Old Trafford. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news. 10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 What Britain Wants – Somewhere To Live As the general election approaches, Mariella Frostup reports the second of Panorama’s four-part series - ‘What Britain Wants’. 11.15 Waterloo Road School-based drama series. 12.15am The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton focuses on the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most 1.00 FILM: What Just Happened (2008) Hollywood satire. A formerly successful Hollywood producer runs into trouble when his new movie, a thriller starring Sean Penn, receives a terrible response at previews. 2.35 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.40 BBC News

6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show where what contestants have in common is just as important as their general knowledge. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain – The Eggheads. 7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson. 8.00 University Challenge The quarter-finals continue, and Jeremy Paxman is asking the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Victoria Coren hosts as six celebrity brains try to deduce the hidden connections between things which, on the face of it, seem not to be connected at all. 9.00 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia See highlights. 10.00 House Of Fools Anarchic, surreal sitcom starring Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Horizon: Secrets Of The Solar System Series exploring topical scientific issues. 12.20am Sign Zone: Inside The Commons Four-part documentary series about the inner workings of the House of Commons. 4.00 The Women Of World War One 4.30 Divine Women 5.00 True Stories

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news from across the region. 6.30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with headlines from around the world. 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel unwittingly puts April in danger. 7.30 Coronation Street A surprise guest arrives for Gail’s wedding. 8.00 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland, uncovering more hidden gems of one of the most beautiful parts of England. 8.30 Coronation Street A calculating Todd has plans for Eileen and Linda has a proposal. 9.00 Arthur & George Three-part mini-series about the relationship between Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and George Edalji. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines. 10.40 ICC Cricket World Cup Highlights Highlights of the ICC Cricket World Cup continue as England take on Bangladesh from the Adelaide Oval. 11.40 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Homeland star Damian Lewis and musician Bryan Ferry. 12.40am Jackpot247 Play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com. 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons More fun and mayhem with the world’s most dysfunctional family. 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace is spooked by reminders of Mercedes, while Porsche gets too close for comfort to a guilty Diane. 7.00 Channel 4 News News including sport and weather. 8.00 Benefits Britain: Channel 4 Dispatches Journalist Liz MacKean investigates a revolution in the welfare system as Universal Credit is introduced across the country. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover fascinating facts about our food. 9.00 The Billion Pound Hotel Documentary following some of the guests wealthy enough to stay at the exclusive Burj Al Arab. 10.00 NHS: Two Billion Pounds A Week And Counting See highlights. 11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. 12.00am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay continues his travels across the US in a bid to save failing restaurants from disaster. 12.55 The Secret Millionaire 1.50 The Fairy Jobmother USA 2.45 Four Rooms 3.40 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Face The Clock

6.00am The WotWots 6.10 Igam Ogam 6.20 Fireman Sam 6.30 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 6.45 Peppa Pig (x2) 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig (x3) 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Burden Of Evil (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax is let out on bail, but the evidence against him is substantial. 6.30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet. 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest technology. 8.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet. Narrated by comic Iain Lee. 9.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people living on welfare. 10.00 10,000 BC Reality series in which 20 Brits try to survive for two months in the equivalent of the Stone Age in a camp in a remote Bulgarian forest. 11.00 FILM: The Fugitive (1993) Starring Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones and Julianne Moore. Blockbuster adventure movie based on the TV series about a doctor who goes on the run after being wrongly convicted of murdering his wife. 1.30am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 3.10 Killer Psychopaths 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Laura Gooch

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7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid? 7.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.30 Waterloo Road 9.30 Live At The Apollo 10.00 Bluestone 42 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Bluestone 42 1.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 2.00 Uncle 2.30 World’s Toughest Jobs

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Horizon: Are You Good Or Evil? 9.00 Horizon Guide To Murder 10.00 Rocking Cambodia: Rise Of A Pop Diva - Storyville 11.00 Saints And Sinners: Britain’s Millennium Of Monasteries 12.00am Rise Of The Continents

9.40am Catchphrase 10.20 Psych 11.15 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom 9.30 Mom 10.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.45 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.40am The Royal 1.30 Judge Judy

3.30pm Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Taking New York 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 New Girl

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Comfort Food 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Fortune 11.05 Sex Party Secrets 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Father Goose (1964) 1.20pm The River’s Edge (1957) 3.05 Guadalcanal Diary (1943) 4.55 Murphy’s War (1971) 7.05 New In Town (2009) 9.00 Chronicle (2012) 10.40 Source Code (2011) 12.30am Fitzcarraldo (1982) 3.45 Close

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