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06 Brighton & Hove City Council Jason Kitcat on Brighton & Hove budget

Brighton Lights 47 Two of the brightest Brighton Lights, Jess Eaton and Richard Robinson, join Guy Lloyd on our new studio set. Jess is now one of the most famous fashion designers there is and her two hit shows The Trashion Show and The Roadkill Show have lit up Brighton Fashion Week and rightly been picked up by fashionistas across the world. Do you think Guy might try on any of her clothes?! Richard Robinson, a great writer and expuppeteer on Spitting Image, is the man behind Brighton Science Festival, a series of events which push the bounds of science to the outer limits. Richard demonstrates a ready wit and a few scientific experiments you can try out at home! Also we meet a young girl fighting cancer in ‘Melissa’s World’, and Alex Turchyn is out and about reporting from Brighton’s streets and homes. Meanwhile Kovak radiate the set with their music. Watch it now at thelatest.tv

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08 Latest Seagulls Managers of the past; Albion Fans’ Forum 10 Andrew Kay What’s all the fuss? Andrew on a meaty subject 10 Competitions Win £100 to spend on Rihanna’s new collection for River Island at Churchill Square! 11 Celeb City Bond girls, Cara Delevingne, Caitlin Moran 12 Vanessa Austin Locke From monkey to hunky 13 Inspire Me Jenny Harper on setting goals and achieving them 13 Lynn Ruth Miller The Panty Raids of the 1950s remembered 14 Bare Cheek What’s not on; notorious chat show appearances

LIFESTYLE 15 Interview: Safe Haven Josh Duhamel and Julianne Hough talk about their new film based on the Nicholas Sparks bestseller 16 Brighton Festival A preview of this year’s must-see events and shows 19 Mother’s Day special Gift ideas from The Treatment Rooms, Next and more 22 Hotlist Treat your mum to a Mother’s Day lunch or dinner

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23 Reviews; Bookings; Latest Brighton Download Chart The verdict: Example, Lee Hurst, Maurice’s Jubilee

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Brighton Half Marathon 2013, Brighton book launch & wine tasting with Robinson Low Francis Robinson Low Francis

Thursdy 21 February saw Richard Apps and Stephen Cheesman of Robinson Low Francis, one of Brighton & Hove’s longest established Construction and Property Consultants, hold their annual wine tasting event in the atmospheric wine cellars of the Old Ship Hotel in Brighton. Toby Peirce of Quaff Wine Merchants took the guests through a journey of “Classic New World Wines”, while they enjoyed a selection of tapas in the beautiful candle-lit room. Guests included local consultants, developers, and other client representatives, while discussions focused on how new local development potential could be brought to the city. www.rlf.co.uk

Lindsay Fergusson (model), Ailsa Rollo (fashion designer), Carol Cleveland (actress), Danielle Alexander (model)

Peter Jarrette’s Brighton Babylon

Dynasty Press saw the official launch and book signing of Brighton Babylon at the Naked Eye gallery in Hove on 17 February. The novel, written by author Peter Jarrette, is based on true stories of his experiences as a resident of the trendy and booming city of Brighton and Hove. The event included a fashion show by designer Ailsa Rollo and a performance by Melodies of Boney M. Brighton Babylon is available online at www.amazon.co.uk Words and Photos: Diana Frangi

Royal Author and Biographer Lady Colin Campbell, Farzin Hakimi

Victoria Allen (Usual Suspects Salon), Jemma Garrett (The Sun Lounge)

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George Hills, Peter Jarrette, Lindsay Fergusson (model)

Brighton Half Marathon 2013 Taking place in perfect weather conditions on Sunday 17 February, the 23rd Brighton Half Marathon saw a record number of runners cross the finish line. Blue skies and sunshine also brought a large number of spectators out to line Madeira Drive as well as the streets of Brighton & Hove and the seafront in order to show their support for the race and the runners. Paul Martelletti from Victoria Park Harriers dominated the men’s field and came first in a time of 01:07:30. Emma Taylor-Gooby (Worthing and District Harriers) took the women’s lead in a time of 01:18:06. Some famous faces spotted in the running crowds included Albion legend Guy Butters, Danny Price who ran in jeans for Genes Charity, and actor Ed Speleers. For the full results please visit www.brightonhalfmarathon.com

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THE GRAND HOTEL

At your service Behind the scenes of The Grand, Brighton with Concierge Dave Clarke

elcome to A Grand Place to Work. The £5 million revamp of the iconic Grand Hotel, Brighton, on the seafront is nearly finished, and we find out what the refurbishment means to the staff at the Grand, as well as the people of Brighton. This week, Latest 7 hears from Concierge Dave Clarke. “I used to be a mixologist at The Victoria Bar, but The Grand felt that in light of the refurbishment there was a call for an increased concierge team and I jumped at the chance to be involved, as I love customer service. Everyone knows that The Grand always goes that extra mile. We are constantly striving to go the extra inch too, as it is the little everyday touches that really do mean a lot to our guests. “My day starts when I put on my uniform, I wear the traditional concierge attire: black shoes (which are impeccably polished), tailored black trousers with a satin ribbon trim along the sides. The shirts are white, with a navy and silver tie and a waistcoat. I always leave the bottom button undone on my waistcoat;

apparently that was started in the 1800’s by King Edward VII. The story goes that he forgot to do the last button up once by accident when dressing, but it was copied and became fashionable and is still tradition today. Only Colin – the Head Doorman – wears a top hat though. “We want to offer bespoke service for every customer, and that’s a large part of my job. I always try to remember that whoever I greet at the front door may have perhaps been stuck in traffic for hours, or have been looking forward to this day for

months. It’s the personal touches like finding out what time people check in and making sure I know their names when they arrive, or taking heavy bags off a mum so she can get her kids out of the car. Our valet parking service is always greatly appreciated too! I try to anticipate what the guests will need before they even know it themselves! We’re lucky that we have many loyal customers who visit time and time again, so it’s easy to build up a really good relationship with guests. “As part of the concierge team, we help and run errands for guests and hotel visitors, but it is also our job to advise and recommend on what to do and see in Brighton, although due to the refurbishment and the opening of GB1 (the new seafood restaurant in the hotel) when it comes to recommending a great place to have cocktails or a fantastic restaurant, there really is little need to look any further. “The recent refurbishment means that the hotel has

been renovated to such a high standard, it makes us extremely proud to be part of The Grand team. It really is an honour to work in such an opulent and iconic hotel, but I would say that we aren’t intimidating, everyone feels welcome here. “My favourite memory of working here is when a wedding party stayed. I had just come off duty and the bridesmaids were waiting outside the hotel in their heels and their dresses for a taxi, which hadn’t showed up. They were very upset and worried they would miss the ceremony, so I put them all in the back of my car and drove as fast as I could to the church in Hove, getting them there just in time. I may have gone through a few amber lights... Needless to say the bride and groom were delighted, as was The Grand! The Grand, 97–99 King’s Road, Brighton, BN1 2FW, 01273 224300 www.devere-hotels.co.uk/ thegrand

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When children abuse parents A mother tells her story & speaks in support of research being led by Brighton University into a little-understood problem. Frank le Duc reports the big issue

mother of two has spoken about her despair as her 13year-old son turned violent. Jane (not her real name) said that her son shouted at her, threatened her, stole from her and became physically violent. She described feeling scared and helpless – and worried about the effect that it was having on her daughter. Jane also praised a project being run in Brighton called Break4Change. It aims to help children who are violent and abusive towards their parents and carers. At the same time the project supports those parents and carers too. Jane said: “This all started when my son was 13. It manifested in lots of shouting, smashing things, taking my bag, threatening to break things, threatening behaviour, physical violence, smashing parts of the house and being very out of control. “This just got worse and worse. All the boundaries I had been using before just were not working. There were problems at school and he wasn’t getting the support he needed there. “He started to run away from home and I had to phone the police. This was very tiring, very stressful, very

frightening and very worrying for me as a mother and, as a result, I had very low self-esteem. “I was so worn out that I didn’t look after myself properly and it was also affecting my daughter. Other parents who haven’t experienced this don’t understand. You feel so crap at the school gates.

“Then a Young Offenders Project worker visited and talked to us about Break4Change and this has since been a major influence. He was straight talking with both of us and supportive. “My son and I attended the Break4Change programme – I don’t think it would work properly if we hadn’t both gone together. He didn’t feel he was being sent to the programme as the ‘bad boy’ and it showed him that I loved him. “Talking helped a lot, as did meeting other parents who had the same level of behaviour going on in their lives. The alienation and stigmatisation dropped because you were among people with similar experiences. I was not patronised or

demonised as the bad parent – they were kind and accepting and made us feel we were not horrible and that there was a way forward.” Jane said that the Break4Change programme encouraged parents to adjust their responses, to say no and stick to it and to not be afraid to call the police. It looked at how to choose the right moment to speak to a child to avoid arguments. She said that her son still had tantrums but added that his

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on the budget

vulnerable in our city. Councils can do nothing about changes like the ‘bedroom tax’ and benefit cap – they’re imposed by Westminster. But we do know they will have a huge impact on our communities. For example the ‘bedroom tax’ means a reduction in benefits paid to families in council or social housing thought to have ‘excess' space. About 1,600 households will be affected, two thirds of which are a home for someone with a disability. These changes are likely to increase homelessness and family troubles. These are not only personally devastating to those involved; they are incredibly costly

for all public services and charities trying to help those who sadly find themselves in trouble. Despite budget cuts, we’re committed to softening the blow as best we can. With a modest 1.96 per cent council tax increase we can put £300,000 into supporting hard-pressed advice services at the Citizens Advice Bureau and Brighton Housing Trust. We're creating a £600,000 fund to help those worst affected by benefit cuts and supporting the local credit union and other partners with the creation of local community banking facilities to help those struggling financially. We can’t reverse all the government’s work. But I hope all councillors will support our budget proposals to help those most in need.

Brighton University into children who are violent towards their parents and how best to handle it. She said: “If this can open up discussions to look at prioritising funding to support programmes similar to the Break4Change programme then it will absolutely be worthwhile.” The university has won a € 751,000 (£641,000) grant to study what academics have descried as the emerging problem of violent attacks by children on their parents and carers. Incidents have Pic: Tom Scrace

t the end of this month the council will be setting its budget for the next financial year. The budget-setting covers the more than 800 services Brighton & Hove City Council provides and the funding we provide partners organisations around the city. Amid the many changes and cuts government is imposing on us, one particular area of focus is welfare reform. We know the government is committed, wrongly in my view, to fast and significant reductions in welfare to the poorest and most

Straight talking

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“The stigamatisation improved along with their relationship. She said: “We have got dropped because back to being cuddly again.” you were among Research hope people with similar Perhaps not surprisingly Jane experiences” supports the research being led by

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assive congratulations to our favourite Sussex resident Adele, who took the Academy Awards by storm last weekend, winning the Oscar for best original song for ‘Skyfall’ and clinching the Bond franchise’s first Oscar in 47 years. In an emotional acceptance speech, Adele choked back tears to thank ‘her man’, husband Simon Konecki, who had accompanied her to the awards. When asked how she would celebrate her win, Adele added: “I think I’m going to the Vanity Fair party, so that’ll be quite nice. But I’ve got to get up at 6am so one glass of champagne and I'm gone these days." The stunning new mum had earlier wowed the crowd in the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, with her first ever live performance of the Bond theme. Dame Shirley Bassey added to the Bond extravaganza with a stellar performance of her own Bond theme song, Goldfinger’, receiving a standing ovation. Pure class.

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Columnist, broadcaster and author of How To Be A Woman – the only book to make me laugh so much I wet myself – Ms Caitlin Moran. Caitlin was having a weekend by the sea and took a flight on the Brighton Wheel. The wheel appeared in her paper, The Times, last week lit up in pink to support Breast Cancer Care – maybe that gave her the idea to pop along!

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fter getting to grips with dating profiles and online male behaviour my next job was to take a little stroll through the various flavours of site on offer. I’ve mentioned before that there are different sites for different tastes and I treated them a bit like bars. Below I’ve profiled a handful of the most ‘entertaining’. www.darwindating.com: About as awful as it is addictive. It’s online dating for (externally) beautiful people where you get to vote on the looks of would-be members on a scale of monkey to hunky. Hours of fun. I swanned around on there for a while among the beautiful people until I found a guy that hadn’t had his eyebrows threaded. We went on the dullest date of my life, during which he actually “I thought that was just a offered me his bicep to teen movie stereotype” squeeze without irony. Other than being delighted that Johnny Bravo is alive and well and cruising dodgy dating sites I have little to add. Is it true? Are the majority of ‘good-looking’ people vacuous A-holes that trade on nothing but their looks? I thought that was just a teen movie stereotype... At the other end of the spectrum there's www.theuglybugball.com “for the aesthetically average”. www.sugardaddy.com: For girls that like a bit of money with their honey. Sublimely naive, it actually took me a while to realise that this site is essentially for courtesans who don’t want to wear the nametag. Although this is utterly deniable of course. There was no mention of numbers until one particularly bold (aka stupid) suitor offered me £5000 a month to be his exclusive mistress. Fascinatingly, the guy was a psychoanalyst. Go figure that Freud. Did I consider it? Even for a moment? No. Simply because I know I couldn’t hack it. But I did think about what it might require to be that woman, and the writer in me wanted to find out. I’ll go pretty far in the name of research, and while I’ve no problem with prostitution and actually think it should be legalised so the girls and guys unionise, I just don’t have a thick enough skin for it, however glam Billie Piper makes it look. So I closed down that particular account feeling like I was certainly doing things the hard way. There’s also www.misstravel.com for girls that are so pretty they don't need to pay for holidays. www.uniformdating.com: Hello sailor! And soldier. And fireman. And... you get the picture. Yes, I like a man in uniform. Who doesn’t? But this site wasn’t just for fetishists (although there were a fair few of us I can tell you). It’s actually a really practical find for any uniformed professional engaged in shift work. Here you can find someone who understands the demands and hours of uniformed jobs and eventually you can sync your schedules together. For the rest of us it’s just like having a huge dressing up box and Ken doll at your disposal. Most of them can pick you up and throw you about too. Unless of course, like me you met a Cavalry Officer (known in the military as The Chavalry) who have servants to do that for them. It was at this point in my online dating travels that I began to lose heart. My chick lit-style comedy venture certainly had all the material it needed, but when I went to write it, it just felt limp. Underneath all the comedic incidents there was something uneasy about the whole experience. I decided to stop being facetious and actually dig a little deeper... What resulted was a lengthy paper called ‘Mind Change’ that was printed in the Time issue of 125 Magazine. Essentially it was about how the internet is changing our neurology and psychology. I was lucky enough to interview several top neuroscientists from Oxford and Cambridge, and next week I will précis my findings for you, before leaving online dating where it belongs... which is offline.

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Lynn Ruth Miller

Inspire Me Christina Toimela learns that setting goals can be fun

have been setting goals for myself for all my life. At the age of five I announced that when I was older I would pass my matriculation examinations (the equivalent of British A-Levels) with flying colours. Twelve years later I did it. In one of my essays I explained that I would take an additional French test because I wanted to work for a classy French brand called Lancôme. Twelve years Jenny later I pursued a PR career working for Harper L’Oréal’s Luxury Brand Division, one of the brands being Lancôme. I was not the applicant with several university “This lady is fun and degrees nor the one with tons of experience. However, I was the one calm. I’m inspired!” whose attitude and fluency in French were approved by the native MD. Later in life I have set my goals by listing them. It has been a serious process involving a lot of negative self-talk in case of losing my focus. I’ve always hoped for a more pleasant and efficient way of doing it... Fast forward to Brighton, Friend’s Meeting House: I wander down the corridor following the sounds of laughter. I’m on my way to Certified Goal Mapping Practitioner Jenny Harper’s workshop on Brian Mayne’s Goal Mapping technique. I enter the small room full of friendly people. Jenny happily chats with everyone, showing no signs of stress even if she is about to start her very first Goal Mapping workshop. Jenny describes herself as a fun person who likes to laugh and read a lot. She also likes adventure and change. She talks calmly and seems very relaxed, yet enthusiastic. I’m hypnotised. This lady is fun and calm. I’m inspired! Jenny’s background is in nursing, management and consultancy. She has always been interested in people and group dynamics. She wants to know why some people manage to grasp opportunities and some people don’t. This is why she first attended a seminar led by Brian Mayne who created the Goal Mapping model. Jenny always knew how goal setting could help people. She was also aware that very few people set goals and, if they do, they only use words: “Traditionally we use words alone to set goals, using our left brain and endless repetition,” Jenny says. “Establishing goals with Goal Mapping we also connect with the right, creative brain, using imagery – the language of the subconscious which helps us to feel empowered to take action.” Jenny enjoys working with the Goal Mapping tool because it is a versatile approach: “It’s a fun and interesting way of setting goals. People feel less pressured and there is much more of a flow to it.” Instead of being told what she would be good at, Jenny hoped someone would have asked her what it was that she really wanted to do when she was young: “I want young people to have those opportunities that I did not have. Goal Mapping can engage people to think about what is it they really want.” I sit in silence and think about my goals. In 2008 I decided that I want to interview inspiring people, encourage others, and to get my own chat show. I dropped my sales and logistics job and started a new career studying radioand TV-journalism. If the 12-year pattern repeats itself I will have my own chat show in seven years’ time. I can live with that! Do you know any people who have really inspired you in Brighton? We’re not looking for celebrities. Not ordinary, but extraordinary. Contact Christina: christina.toimela@gmail.com Brian Mayne’s Goal Mapping form

The San Francisco-based writer recalls the Panty Raids of the ’50s

meteorite fell out of the sky in Russia and I think Vladimir Putin should take note. When it feels like the sky is falling on you, it is time to think about your priorities. I was in Moscow last fall right after the Pussy Riot incident. Remember that? Three young women were charged with hooliganism because they sang obscenities in a Russian Orthodox Cathedral begging the Virgin Mary to “throw Putin out”. Hooliganism is defined as “a tough or aggressive youth.” When you think about it, almost any action by a teenager these days can be defined as tough and aggressive by parents and teachers. What a conservative, established adult might label “tough or aggressive”, might very well feel like a lot of fun to the accused. Does that mean Russia is outlawing fun? What a terrible loss for its population. Life can be very dull without a few pranks. Take the Panty Raids at the University of Michigan back in the ‘50s. I was there and I remember it well. It had been a miserably long hard winter with snow, ice and wind confining most of us indoors for weeks at a time. Driving was impossible, walking a chore and there was no evidence of relief. One freezing spring night, a group of students battling frustration, alcohol and excess testosterone, erupted from their all male dormitories and invaded the women’s residences. They tore open bureau drawers and ransacked closets throwing women’s undies out of windows, hanging bras on telephone poles, draping corsets on trees. The place looked like a landscape advertisement for Ann Summers. Indeed, Victoria’s Secret was revealed.

If you want to get picky about it, the boys were certainly destructive... it took “The place looked months to retrieve our underwear and like a landscape most if it was damaged beyond repair. The men were certainly aggressive, advertisement for pushing their way into boudoirs forbidden to the male sex. In those days, Ann Summers” men were not privy to female undies. They actually were thrilled at the touch of satin knickers or a lacy bra. That was over 60 years ago. Today I don’t think there’s a guy on the planet who gets a thrill from a glimpse of lingerie. They see it every day on every woman who has a bit of cleavage worth showing. I can understand why those girls appealed to The Virgin Mary to help them with their political goals. After all, they say that the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world, and Mary rocked a very influential cradle in her day. Now, I ascribe to no particular religious belief but I cannot help but believe that when The Virgin Mary saw Russia suppressing young girls for expressing their views, she remembered how she felt when she told Joseph her news. I think, when Mary saw what was happening in Russia, she thought: “It is time to remind those judges that the girls they are condemning are the potential mothers of the next generation. Their children will either re-elect Putin because they forgive him, or denounce him for his restrictive policies. “ I can almost hear the severe tone of her voice when she said to the father of us all: “Daddy! If this continues, who knows whom they will attack next?” I like to think that meteorite fell to remind the Russians that somewhere, somehow, there is a higher power that believes in freedom of thought. I know it’s a far fetched theory, but when I remember how silly it would have been to arrest the students who were throwing knickers at passers-by in the ’50s, I cannot help but think it was just as silly to jail three young women for having an opinion of their own. In another 50 years, a group just like them might very well be singing Mass. You must have chaos within you To give birth to a dancing star. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

WHAT’S NOT ON Jukebox musicals SOUND OF THE UNDERGROUND From the people who brought you Mama Mia and Viva Forever comes this musical based around the songs of Girls Aloud. It’s 1965, and twin sisters Peggy and Poppy are trying to make it in the dog-eat-cat world of the music business. Will they both achieve success, or will one fall by the wayside? Featuring such songs as ‘No Good Advice’, ‘Biology’, and ‘I’ll Stand By You’, this is guaranteed to be a hit. Dome, 1st– 4th March, 8.00PM, £45/£35 WHOLE AGAIN From the people who brought you Mama Mia and Viva Forever comes this musical based around the songs of Atomic Kitten. When female triplets are split up following a shipwreck they must try to reunite against all odds in this exciting musical featuring all three of the noughties girl group’s hits. Dome, 5th–8th March. 8.00 PM, £45/£35

YOUNG LOVE From the people who brought you Mama Mia and Viva Forever comes this musical based around the songs of Jedward. It is 1938, and Peter and William are two brothers fighting on different sides in the Spanish Civil War. Can they ever reconcile, and what will become of Isabel, the fiery spanish girl they both love? If you’re a Jedward fan who also likes drama about the Spanish Civil War then you’re sure to love Young Love. Dome, 15th–21st March, 8.00PM, £45/£35

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WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Disincentivise” Newspeak abomination favoured by politicians, especially when discussing welfare 'reform': 'Raising in-work benefits in line with inflation would ultimately disincentive low-income families from getting on.' WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Discourage”

DOIN’ IT From the people who brought you Mama Mia and Viva Forever comes

this musical based around the songs of Liberty X. In the far future, teenage “vapour surfers” race across the surface of the sun. But who is behind the shadowy corporation trying to stop them? This musical is a must if you were a fan of the noughties reality TV dropouts, and even if you weren’t! Dome, 7th–14th March, 8.00PM, £45/£35

around the songs of the late Robert Palmer. Will Hollywood film star Jimmy Handsome avoid the pitfalls of fame and power and manage to hook up with his childhood sweetheart Sally? Ben Elton hacks off another tiny, wriggling piece of his soul and hands it to the devil to bring you a show you’ll be “addicted to love”-ing! Dome, 15th–21st March, 8.00PM, £45/£35

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Brighton’s music venue Amy Winehouse, Chris Difford & The Kooks have all played here & the likes of Rizzle Kicks, Jesca Hoop & The Moulettes all kick started their careers with shows in the intimate cabaret bar

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L7 INTERVIEW

JD: “The most liberating and empowering thing about working with Lasse was that he really, truly trusted you.” Josh, I heard you talked to Ryan [Seacrest] about the love scenes and how you wanted to make it clear you weren’t coming on to his girl... JD: “I did! I don't know why I felt compelled to do that but I did.” JH: “That’s because you’re a good person, but then I felt obligated to go and speak to Fergie.” [laughs] Josh, Did you hear that one of Lasse’s biggest challenges was to reign your charm in? JD: [laughs] “I don’t know if it was reigning my charm in, it was really about just stripping anything away and not forcing anything, between Julianne and I we didn’t force any of it.”

Sparks fly The stars of new romantic thriller Safe Haven, Josh Duhamel & Julianne Hough, talk to Holly Cozens about improvisation, charm & mohawks

ulianne, with Safe Haven you’ve obviously touched on something darker than Rock Of Ages, and Josh, you with Transformers and romantic comedies... Josh Duhamel: “Oh no, that was an exercise in character work.” [laughs] How do you feel about going into a more serious role like this? JD: “For me it’s always been about trying to bust out of some kind of a box I’m put in. I would rather sneak up on people than have them expect too little or expectations being too high.” Julianne Hough: “I want to copy his answer because I feel the same way. You know, like I’m trying to exceed expectations for what people have discovered you as. So you know there is so much more to me; I would just love to have the shot or opportunity to do that.” Julianne, how do you feel about being described as a triple threat? JH: “I heard that term when I was very young. I aspired to be that because for me, I think of the golden age in Hollywood like Ginger Rogers, Doris Day and Judy Garland. Just to have that association is beyond great.” Have you ever wanted to sing Josh? You don’t need to sing... JD: “Yes, this is true.” JH: “Your baby is going to come out dancing so that's a triple threat right there.” JD: “Hey, that’s what I'm shooting for, to have a Hollywood starlet. Have him completely off the rails by 15.” JH: “Oh my God!” [laughs] Not to compartmentalise yourself as an actor, but if you’re good at something, do the right thing. What’s your take on that? JD: “My take on that is I agree with that. For me anyway, I focus everything I have into acting because maybe it’s out of desperation [laughs] but I also am taking some dance classes, and I don’t taking singing classes but I like to practise it, not because I’m going to make a second career out of it but it may be fun to use at some point.” JH: “I think people might not be as good at the

“The most liberating and empowering thing about working with Lasse was that he really, truly trusted you” – Josh other thing but want to try it. I know for me I wish I could do everything in the world because I love to learn and I love gaining a new skill and feeling like I’m growing.” [Safe Haven director] Lasse Hallström gave you the opportunity for improvisation. How did you find that? JH: “I was a little nervous because, you know, I’ve wanted to be an actor my whole life but I have not had that much experience professionally. To be honest it was always ‘sing this song, dance this dance’ and do that, so this was very freeing and nerve wracking because he's actually trusting me to be an actor now which was awesome. I did feel like I was hired to be an actor in this film.”

Do you come under pressure to keep your appearance as how you look now? JD: “If it were up to me I would’ve been Capt Ron! I tried talking Lasse into letting me have a full beard, a pierced ear and just play a guy who lives in the marina and owns a general store. I tried to convince Lasse: ‘Listen, this guy, he doesn’t care. He doesn’t give a s*** about how he looks as a single dad who’s trying to raise two kids and work at the general store’. He was like: ‘Yes, I understand all that but it’s a Nicholas Sparks movie’.” JH: “Yeah I had the same thing. They wanted to make sure I was recognisable so they changed Katie in the movie from having long blonde hair where she dyes it brown, to short blonde hair from long brown hair and I was like: ‘Wow, I have perfect highlights for an out-of-the-box bleached blonde’ and ‘You know my eyebrows should be dark and I should have roots because they would grow’ but they were like: ‘No, that’ll look bad’.” What have you got coming up next? JD: “There’s a movie called Scenic Route that’s set south by southwest, Kyle Killen was the writer on it. It’s about these two guys who get stranded on the side of the road, four days go by without any food or water or anything, and it goes from a dark buddy comedy to a survival movie and by the end you don’t know if either one of them really made it out. I had like a Mohawk and it was awesome. I recommend anybody should get a Mohawk!” JH: “I just did a movie with Diablo Cody called Paradise where I play a burn victim/survivor and a lot of her body is burned, and that is what the whole movie is about, about this outside appearance and how that changes you inside and your identity is totally, completely stripped out and you have to work out who you are now.” Is there anything you are looking forward to doing or is there anything you would love to do? JH: “I’m reading scripts right now and auditioning for things, and they’re all very, very different projects. I think for me the challenge right now is going to be next-step strategies and trying to not just get a job but to get one where I can make smart choices and will challenge me and help with the next project after that. It’s more about the work than about any kind of fame or money.” JD: “I never really know until I read it, obviously I want to try and do something that is outside of what I have done but it’s really about a script and the director. If I read it and I love it then I’ll try to chase it. Ultimately to me, if you have a great script and a great director, you’re really increasing your odds at making a great movie.” Safe Haven is out now in cinemas nationwide.

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2013

THE FESTIVAL FUN STARTS HERE

23 days of arts and entertainment for the city

or some, it heralds the start of summer – a time of warm weather, ice creams and Brighton rock. However, there’s no mistaking that for the last 47 years, the month of May has become synonymous with Brighton Festival. As England’s most established mixed arts Festival, it’s become a major milestone in the international cultural calendar. This year poet, author, broadcaster and former Children’s Laureate Michael Rosen takes on the role of Guest Director, following in the footsteps of Anish Kapoor, Brian Eno, Aung San Suu Kyi and Vanessa Redgrave. From mind-boggling circus feats to emotive theatre, spectacular live music concerts, dynamic dance and thought-provoking debate, the festival is as eclectic, daring and astounding as ever. Following the annual Children’s Parade, Michael

MONDAY 6 MAY

TUESDAY 7 MAY

Rosen kicks off events with the World Premiere concert of ‘The Great Enormo – A Kefuffle In B Flat For Orchestra, Wasps And Soprano’ – before taking part in a number of events across the three weeks. Highlights include contemporary circus company Circa, who return to Brighton and join forces with vocal ensemble I Fagiolini for ‘How Like An Angel’, a stunning performance of aerial work and classical music held in the majestic setting of All Saints Church, Hove. Benjamin Britten’s centenary year will be celebrated in style with the world premiere of Britten: The Canticles, co-commissioned by Brighton Festival and featuring an amazing cast and artists from the worlds of theatre, art and choreography. Gigs from the likes of Sinead O’Connor, The Flaming Lips, jazz pianist Zoe Rahman and electronic artist Apparat ensure contemporary music lovers are also equally catered for. Theatre-goers can expect the infamous Bullet Catch and a re-telling of Beowulf in The Spiegeltent, a new production of The Kite Runner at the Theatre Royal Brighton and the UK Premiere of Lola Arias’ moving play My Life After, whilst visual Finnish artist Kaarina Kaikkonen takes up residency at Fabrica and Lighthouse with two very special installations. As theatres, art galleries, churches and the most unlikely of site-specific venues throw open their doors in celebration of the very best in local, national and international arts, we take a look at the festival below in a day by day picture special.

WEDNESDAY 8 MAY Interiors, Theatre Royal Brighton (8–10 May)

THURSDAY 9 MAY

Sinead O’Connor, Brighton Dome

Elias String Quartet, Music Room, Royal Pavilion

We’re Gonna Die, Brighton Dome (7-9 May) Picablo, The Old Market (5-7 May)

Cirkopolis, Brighton Dome (6 & 7 May)

How Like An Angel, All Saints Church, Hove (7-10 May)

MONDAY 13 MAY

TUESDAY 14 MAY

Britten: The Canticles, Theatre Royal Brighton

Flathampton, Brighton Dome (9-12 May)

WEDNESDAY 15 MAY

THURSDAY 16 MAY

Knee Deep, Theatre Royal Brighton (14-18 May) An Intimate Evening with Lucinda Williams, Brighton Dome Beowulf – A Thousand Years of Baggage, Spiegeltent (13-15 May)

Sam Lee & Friends All Saints Church, Hove

Apparat, All Saints Church, Hove

MONDAY 20 MAY ?????

Bug, A Fatboy Slim special,

TUESDAY 21 MAY The Kite Runner, Theatre Royal, Brighton (21-25 May)

Glyndebourne’s Jerwood Young Artists, Brighton Dome Brighton Dome

Unbound meets The Catalyst Club, Brighton Dome

Book Burning, The Basement

BBC Symphony Orchestra, Brighton Dome

Bullet Catch, The Spiegeltent (16-19 May)

WEDNESDAY 22 MAY

THURSDAY 23 MAY The Tiger Lilies: Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Brighton Dome

Zero, Brighton Dome (21 & 22 May)

Varmints, The Old Market (21 & 22 May) Fixing Point, Meet at Stanmer House (21-26 May)

Winners & Losers, Brighton Dome (22-24 May)

Flaming Lips, Brighton Dome

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King Lear, St Nicholas Rest Garden (23-26 May)

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BRIGHTON FESTIVAL 2013 17 Public booking for Brighton Festival opens on Friday 8 March, but members’ priority booking is already open. To become a member, visit www.brightondome.org and click on ‘Support Us’

SATURDAY 4 MAY The Great Enormo, Brighton Dome

SUNDAY 5 MAY Paul Lewis, Glyndebourne

The Contents of a House

For the full programme of events, visit www.brightonfestival.org Beardyman,

The Children’s Parade

Brighton Dome

FRIDAY 10 MAY

SATURDAY 11 MAY

Berlin, Alexanderplatz: Remastered EarFIlms, To Sleep To Dream,

Brighton Dome (4-6 May)

Duke of York’s Picturehouse (5, 12, 19, 26 May)

SUNDAY 12 MAY Angélique Kidjo, Brighton Dome

Sutra, Brighton Dome (10-11 May)

Zoe Rahman, Spiegeltent

Major Tom, The Basement (10-11 May)

FRIDAY 17 MAY

Emil and The Detectives, Duke of York’s Picturehouse

Boneyard Tales, Trafalgar Arches (11-12 May)

SATURDAY 18 MAY

SUNDAY 19 MAY Brighton Youth Orchestra with Laura van der Heijden, Brighton Dome

The Adventires of Don Quixote by Bicycle, South Downs (18 & 19 May) Here All Night, The Old Market (17-19 May)

Les chanson instrumentales, All Saints Church, Hove (15, 17, 18 May)

FRIDAY 24 MAY

Faust, BHASVIC Lower carpark (18 & 19 May)

A High Street Odyssey, meet Southern end of George Street, Hove (18 & 19 May)

SATURDAY 25 MAY

Captain Blood’s Revenge, A Pirate Opera, The Old Market (24 & 25 May)

Herbie Flowers’ 75th Birthday Jazz Breakfast Special, Spiegeltent

SUNDAY 26 MAY

Musik Kabarett, Brighton Dome

The Britten Sinfonia: Mozart Mass in C Major, Brighton Dome My Life After, Brighton Dome (24-26 May)

Jyotsna Srikanth, Brighton Dome

Kaarina Kaikkonen – The Blue Route

Mariele Neudecker

The vast panoramas of Neudecker’s Heterotopias and other domestic landscapes (cocommissioned by Brighton Festival) and the secret technology of war in installation The Air Itself Is One Vast Library are two very different exhibitions from the acclaimed German artist. Taking place at The Regency Town House and Lighthouse this May, the two pieces see Brighton Festival continue its partnership with HOUSE 2013. Sat 4 – Sun 26 May, The Regency Town House and Lighthouse, free

Under The Shadow of the Drone

Contemporary military technology is under scrutiny in James Bridle’s outdoor installation. The unmanned aerial vehicle – or drone – has become one of the most potent weapons in modern warfare. As a drone silhouette appears in an unexpected outdoor site, we are prompted to consider the implications of a drone attack on our own community – making these controversial weapons of war visible on our streets. Sat 4 – Sun 26 May, Outdoor site, free

Hofesh Shechter Company – Nomad Land

Figures Libre, City College car park (24 & 25 May)

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World Premiere Commissioned by Brighton Festival Preston Manor is the epitome of Edwardian glamour. Yet inside its walls is a treasure trove of objects, images and histories dating back to the Domesday Book. This subversive promenade piece – led by performance artist Peter Reder – seeks to reanimate the building and the artefects within it, bringing the Manor’s forgotten past back to life. Sat 4 – Sun 26 May (no performances on Monday), Preston Manor

Co-Commissioned by Brighton Festival One of Finland’s leading artists creates two largescale installations in Fabrica – and a yet to be disclosed outdoor site – for this Brighton Festival co-commission. Best known for major works using hundreds of discarded men’s jackets, Kaikkonnen’s work uses simple, everyday objects to explore and evoke themes of collective memory, loss and local history. Sat 4 – Sun 26 May, Fabrica and outdoor site, free.

Michael Rosen: How Do You Write Funny Books For Children, Sallis Benney Theatre Judith Kerr, Sallis Benney Theatre

THROUGHOUT THE FESTIVAL

Commissioned by Brighton Festival This collaborative dance and film project sees men from across the generations come together with Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival resident company Hofesh Shechter Company to explore the dynamics, energy and complexity of male relationships. Inspire by Hofesh Shechter’s work Uprising, the project sees local men create movement duets. Sat 4 – Sat 18 May, University of Brighton Gallery, free

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MOTHER’S DAY

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Gift vouchers for any value or treatment (try their Inner Strength Aromatherapy Body, Face & Scalp Massage £75 – a perfect Mother’s Day treat! The Treatment Rooms, 21 New Road, Brighton, 01273 818444, www.thetreatmentrooms.com

Pretty as a picture tealight candles for any setting: the table, side board or even the bathroom. TU Primrose & Peony Flower Tealights, £6 from Sainsbury’s, www.sainsburys.co.uk

Inner Strength Bath Oil, 55ml £39. Fortifying and inspiring. When life just gets too much this special blend strengthens and nurtures to help keep you going. The Treatment Rooms, 21 New Road, Brighton, 01273 818444, www.thetreatmentrooms.com Antique Heart Multi Photo Frame, £40 from Debenhams, www.debenhams.co.uk Stuck for ideas? Make it a personalised gift from all the family with this lovely frame ready for you to fill with a number of family photos.

Mothers Day cards, from £1, from Marks & Spencer, www.marksandspencer.com A stunning collection of cards to show Mum you’re thinking of them this Mother’s Day.

Smile Word, 10 from Next, Churchill Square Shopping Centre, www.next.co.uk Brighten up Mum’s day with this sunny slogan from Next.

Cupcake Butterfly Mini Teapot, £8, from Paperchase, www.paperchase.co.uk A gorgeous design and the perfect present.

Summer Meadow Print Scarf, £35 from Phase Eight, www.phase-eight.co.uk A lovely print to see in Spring/Summer in style.

Ditsy Floral Watering Can, £12.50 from Paperchase, www.paperchase.co.uk A great gift for gardening-loving mums.

Jimmy Choo EDT, 100ml, £57.50, from The Perfume Shop, Churchill Square Shopping Centre, www.theperfumeshop.com A dazzling fragrance with an aura of strength, beauty and glittering femininity, with rich, woody depths.

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk

fantastic setting for lunch or dinner. The menu features a great selection of meat and vegetables. A two-course lunch or early dinner is available for just £6.95, and their Sunday buffet is just £5.50 – available 12pm–5pm. Try their delicious homemade fish or chicken thali; you won’t be disappointed! Nooris, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, 01273 329405 www.noorisbrighton.co.uk

Italian Chaula’s

Al Duomo

Brighton longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team. Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone-baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten-free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered. Try their special lunch/pre-theatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses. Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week. Booking recommended. Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton, BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk

Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Mediterraneo Deli

Mediterraneo Deli is indeed a family business, dedicated to serving you truly genuine, the best tasting, most authentic Sicilian food. Deli by day, bespoke restaurant by night, they also enjoy catering for all events, from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings.

British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

The Foragers

At this tastefully decorated and relaxed foodie pub, it’s all about local and organic, and that is why they are winning local awards, national acclaim and incredible reviews. Great for a bite to eat or just pop in for a drink. It does get busy so booking is recommended to avoid disappointment. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

French Alcôve

Alcôve is a beautiful new family-run French gastro restaurant and cocktail bar (previously known as The Medicine Chest). A selection of modern and classic dishes are offered, on both the à la carte and set menus. All the food is locally sourced from local suppliers based in Sussex. Alcôve caters for everything from an intimate dinner for two, parties in the bar or restaurant, business lunches, cocktail and canapé parties, or you can book the entire venue for your event with a bespoke menu to

Bardsley’s Open 10am–3pm Tue–Fri; 11am–3pm Sat. Evenings bookings only. Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with twocourses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95. Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD

Sawadee

Authentic cuisine in the familiar Sawadee style in Kemp Town’s most popular Thai restaurant. An extensive menu offers variety and plenty of spice. From home-made starters and fiery salads to traditional Thai curries, stir fries of finely sliced meats or prawns, whole fish grilled in banana leaf, or simply pad Thai, the menu has something to suit everybody’s taste. Sawadee, 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk

suit your needs. Take advantage of their special two-course menu and happy hour in the bar between 5pm and 7pm. Alcôve 51-55 Brunswick Street East, Hove, BN3 1AU, 01273 770002, info@alcovehove.co.uk, www.alcovehove.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Nooris

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BOOKINGS | MUSIC CHART 23

L7 Under review

LEAD BY... EXAMPLE, Brighton Centre, 26 February 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪

pilt a drink recently? You may have found yourself at Elliot Gleave’s gig! AKA: EG (his initials.) AKA: Example (his stage name.) A very loud and visually impressive set led an uninhibited crowd jumping from the very first beat to singing lyrics back ‘Love kickstarts again’ with understood awakening until way after the band had left. The venue was charmed twofold, by Example’s ability to carry a heavy sound as if it were a floating bubble, and by an awestriking light show (on its own it would have been worth the ticket.) From illuminated ambience, to sweeping beats of fanatical colour, this was musical entertainment very likely and loudly taking place in the stomach of Megaton. Lights this big and sounds this loud complimented the Brighton Centre, offering a lively and rambunctious smackdown usually reserved for festival-going. The emphatic resounding crowd received hits from 2012 album ‘Evolution Of Man’, as well as the previous sell out tour albums, and were (ironically) lead by example to hug one another, to put hands on each others shoulders (creating a rather impressive web of arms and camaraderie) and to put our hands and friends in the air. It seems Elliot is as much a fan of his audience as the audience are of him. Example not only made examples of themselves, of their crowd and of the venue but of all bands who do not put on a show. This was loud, it was messy, it was lit up, it was exemplary. Ben Darling

LEE HURST – TOO SCARED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE

Lee Hurst is an excellent presence on stage, creating a rapport with his audience from the moment the lights went up on his familiar domed head. This was a show of two halves, the first section had Hurst provide a warm-up for himself, chatting with the front row. The second half got into the meat of the show, in which Lee revealed his own fears and addressed those of the audience he had collected on pieces of paper during the interval. With a cheeky cockney grin, and an attitude that sailed close to the wind of being politically incorrect occasionally but was met with squeals of enjoyment. A good value evening out peppered with all the laughs you would expect from such a comedy veteran. The Old Market, 23 February 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Victoria Nangle Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?

MAURICE’S JUBILEE

Excellent veterans of stage and screen, Julian Glover and Sheila Reid give this show depths the writing lacks. With no tension in the predictable plot, the meagre dramatic moments – an angry outburst, a few tears, a hackneyed impersonation – seemed to intrude on the characters’ genteel decay. So did the playwright, sitting as if ready to pounce throughout Glover’s time-polished monologue, and later delighting a handful of fans with some fancy dress mimicry. The audience was fidgety, some left. Nicola McAuliffe’s sad drama is played for laughs. Not even the accidentally topical mention of cheap mince products seemed funny. Theatre Royal Brighton, 27 February 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Connal

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L7 Bookings On sale this week… JAKE BUGG

Brighton Centre, 22 October 2013, £17.50, 0845 293 8480, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Jake Bugg has announced he’ll be embarking on his biggest UK tour so far this autumn. Jake has been nominated for Best Breakthrough Act at the Brits 2013, and has picked up another two nods at the NME Awards for Best Solo Act and the prestigious Best Album.

Don’t forget to pick up the Brighton Festival brochure – it’s out now. Just one of the highlights is this world premiere of the classic dealwith-the-devil story, set to a backdrop of 1920s Prohibition, mixing intensive physical and narrative dance styles to bring you something utterly unique. Don’t forget to check out the website too.

ALISON MOYET

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 21 October 2013, £45/ £33.50/£25, 01273 209209, brightondome.org On May 6th Cooking Vinyl are proud to present ‘the minutes’, a new album by world-renowned musical icon Alison Moyet, who has achieved sales of more than 20 million, both as a solo artist and half of influential duo Yazoo. This tour showcases that album, with tickets on sale from Friday 8 March.

PAUL MERTON’S IMPRO CHUMS

Jake Bugg

DRAGONETTE

Coalition, 29 March 2013, £9 + booking fee, www.drinkinbrighton.co.uk Formed by singer/songwriter Martina Sorbara and her husband, bassist Dan Kurtz, Canadian electro-poppers Dragonette have drawn comparisons to the Scissor Sisters, No Doubt, and the Killers, thanks to the new wave sheen that dominated their early sound. Plus support from The Special K’s.

KILLER QUEEN STARRING PATRICK MYERS

Brighton Centre, 6 June 2013, £25/18.50, 0845 293 8480, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Killer Queen have been performing their tribute to Queen’s concert since 1993. Their expert musicianship, extraordinary energy and accurate portrayal of the world’s greatest live band have rightfully earned Killer Queen the title of Queen tribute royalty.

PERE UBU WITH VARIETY LIGHTS

The Haunt, 13 April 2013, £15 + booking fee, www.thehauntbrighton.co.uk Two larger than life figures of the underground rock scene go head to head during an eleven date tour of the UK in April. David Thomas and his legendary post-punk band Pere Ubu will headline following the release of their critically acclaimed new album Lady from Shanghai on Fire Records. Ex-Mercury Rev singer David Baker joins with his new ensemble Variety Lights following their stunning debut on Fire Records Central Flow which was released early last year.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 18 October 2013, £21/19, 01273 209209, brightondome.org Paul Merton, one of the UK’s best-loved performers, and his world renowned Impro Chums: Mike McShane, Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch and Suki Webster will create a new and unique comedy show, based entirely on suggestions from the audience. Special guests may also be joining them including: Niall Ashdown, Andy Smart and Steve Steen

REBEL BINGO

The Haunt, 12 April 2013, start at £4, rebelbingo.com THe club night that offers cabaret, prizes and a whole load of surprises has just announced its return to Brighton in April. Tickets go on sale from Wednesday 13 March.

PIL

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 27 June 2013, £tbc, 01273 209209, brightondome.org Widely regarded as one of the most innovative and influential bands of all time PiL's music and vision earned them 5 UK Top 20 Singles and 5 UK Top 20 Albums. After fronting the Sex Pistols, John Lydon formed Public Image Ltd in 1978.

BRITISH SEA POWER

The Old Market, 25 March, £14, 01273 201801, www.theoldmarket.com In 2013, ten years on from their debut album, British Sea Power are hitting their stride. New album Machineries Of Joy is a creative high, a superbly composed, multi-stylistic tour de force. Beautifully mechanised rhythms sits alongside wind-blasted Brontë-rock cinematics. Brain-bent garage thrash hurtles in.

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BHASVIC Lower Car Park 18 May & Jubilee Square 19 May, £free, 01273 709709, www.brightonfestival.org

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WHAT’S ON STAGE

>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES

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Consumed Brighton Dome Studio Theatre Sat 9 March Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org

STAGE: CHICHESTER FESTIVAL 2013 Chichester Festival Theatre announces an exciting programme for their 2013 Festival

n a major announcement CFT’s Theatre in the Park is unveiled with major new productions of Barnum and Neville’s Island; Richard Eyre returns to direct The Pajama Game; and The Resistible Rise Of Arturo Ui comes to the Minerva Theatre, then transfers to the West End with Henry Goodman reprising his award-winning role. Theatre in the Park, a temporary state-of-the-art auditorium, will stage two productions at the heart of Chichester’s Festival 2013. The brand new space will be erected in June while the £22 million RENEW redevelopment of the Festival Theatre continues.

Mirroring the Festival Theatre’s auditorium, the purpose-built temporary building will house 1,400 seats and a thrust stage. It will be just a few minutes’ stroll across Oaklands Park from the Festival Theatre site. Theatre in the Park will be unveiled with a major revival of the musical Barnum presented in association with Cameron Mackintosh. Directed by Timothy Sheader, Artistic Director of Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre, this production will star the versatile and consummate Broadway entertainer Christopher Fitzgerald in the title role. Angus Jackson directs Neville’s Island, the second production to be staged in the Theatre in the Park. Tim Firth’s comedy about a disastrous outward bound expedition promises to be a technically and visually ambitious staging. Richard Eyre returns to Chichester to direct the musical The Pajama Game, which opens the Festival season in the Minerva Theatre. Love is in the air at the Sleep-Tite Pajama Factory but sparks fly when employees are refused a pay rise. Other highlights include the return of the critically-acclaimed production The Resistible Rise Of Arturo Ui by Bertolt Brecht, one of the undoubted hits of Festival 2012. Directed by Chichester’s Artistic Director, Jonathan Church, the production will once again feature Henry Goodman reprising his awardwinning performance in the title role. Set in Chicago in the 1930s during the Great Depression, the play is a powerful and sharp-witted parable of the rise of Hitler. The second play to be directed by Angus Jackson during Festival 2013 will be the world premiere of political drama If Only by David Edgar, which takes a witty and astute look at the world of coalition government.

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Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat The Hawth, Crawley Tues 5–Sat 9 March Box office 01293 553636 www.tickets.hawth.co.uk

The Rise And Fall Of Little Voice Theatre Royal Brighton Until Sat 9 March Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton Ragged Trousered Philanthropists Connaught Theatre, Worthing Sat 9 March Box office 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

The season ends with Another Country, Julian Mitchell’s sensitive exploration of sexuality and politics, set against the backdrop of a public school. Directed by Jeremy Herrin, Another Country is co-produced with Theatre Royal Bath Productions in association with Fiery Angel. Chichester Festival Youth Theatre, directed by Dale Rooks, will present Roald Dahl’s The Witches in the Minerva Theatre over the Christmas period. For the full programme please visit www.cft.org.uk

STAGE THE PASSION OF CHRIST Soul By The Sea, the team that brought the open-air production of The Passion Of Christ to Brighton’s seafront, is performing a moving production once again in Easter 2013, free to the public. Launched in 2011 next to Brighton’s historic West Pier, The Passion Of Christ saw crowds flock to watch and be a part of a moving portrayal, faithful to the original scripture, of the days leading up to Jesus’ arrest, death and resurrection. Writer and Director of The Passion Of Christ, James Burke-Dunsmore has performed the role of Jesus Christ on stage and screen nationally and internationally for over 14 years. This year, James has handed over the challenging role of Jesus to a talented young professional actor, chosen from dozens of gifted applicants. James and a group of theatre professionals will work alongside a local amateur cast, who represent a vast array of denominations and nationalities. They will guide the audience on an unforgettable journey, highlighting Jesus’ role as a teacher, and showing the remarkable methods he used to educate his unlikely students in preparation for their ultimate commission to bring the world into the light. The Passion Of Christ 2013, Friday 29–Sunday 31 March 2013 Lawns of St Peter’s Church,York Place, Brighton, BN1 4GU, 2pm, free

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&CLUBS 25 Stylo G

MUSIC: THE PRETTY THINGS Frontman Phil May talks to Jeff Hemmings

CLUBS: BASS CULTURE CLASH A night celebrating the influence of Jamaican sounds on British bass music. Featuring The Heatwave, Top Cat, Skibadee, Stylo G and Rktal performing their biggest hits and battling over the biggest bass rhythms. With live band Rasites. Concorde 2, Fri 8 Mar, 11pm, £5 CLUBS: MOVE A dance weekly that focuses on the UK side of electronic music and the best in upcoming talent from around the country. Featuring the MOVE residents and special guests. Search for MOVE on Facebook for all line-up details. Life, Wed 6 Mar, 11pm, £4/2

diverse proportions. Rachael Dadd is in support. Thurs 7 March, The Hope, 7.30pm, £6 MUSIC: LENE LOVICH Best known for the hit single ‘Lucky Number’ back in the new wave era, Lovich has been back on the road with a new band of late. A maverick who likes to dabble in all sorts including singing, dancing, writing and acting, at the age of 63, she continues to experiment. Sat 9 March, Green Door Store, £12, 7.45pm Hidden Orchestra

MUSIC: WOODPIGEON Thumbtacks & Glue is the Canadian band's fifth album. Now Austrian based, Mark Andrew Hamilton is the core of the band, a maker of heart-wrenching orchestral pop of Woodpigeon

MUSIC: HIDDEN ORCHESTRA Jazz, classical, rock, hip-hop and electronica form a cohesive whole resplendent with layers of energy, emotion and atmosphere, from this Edinburgh-based quartet, and who are signed to Brighton's Tru Thoughts label. Support from Calico, 2econdclass Citizen and Dog In The Snow. Sun 10 March, Blind Tiger Club, 8pm, £12

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ot many bands have made it to 50, with half a century of music making and performance, it generally defies logic. But along with The Temptations, The Four Tops and The Rolling Stones, you can now add The Pretty Things, the lesser known brother of The Stones, but born of the same desire to rock'n'roll Taking their name from the Bo Diddley song ‘Pretty Thing’, the band came out of Little Boy Blue and the Blue Boys which consisted of Dick Taylor, Mick Jagger and Keith Richard. When Brian Jones started recruiting for his own band all three decamped to become The Rolling Stones, with Taylor briefly playing bass for the band. He quit during 1962, accepting a place at the London School of Art where he met Phil May, and together they formed The Pretty Things, starting their career by covering R'n'B songs. “I had Jagger's songbook,” says Phil May, the only constant member over the band’s 50 years of existence. “He was very anal about the R’n’B thing. He wrote down every lyric of every Chuck Berry, every Bo Diddley song and every Muddy Waters song... even songs like ‘Cops And Robbers’, which not many people did because it lasted 20 minutes and had 5,000 words – it’s like singing Hamlet... Dick [Taylor] gave me that songbook when he left the Stones. In those days you couldn’t pause your Dansette, you had to wait for the verse to come around again – an act of love by Jagger to get all those words down. Shame I haven’t got that book now, it would go to the V&A!” Like the Stones, they initially played rhythm ’n’ blues material before finding their feet as songwriters. By the mid-’60s they were leaning towards soul music, before fully embracing psychedelia (like the Stones), and releasing a number of minor Brit Psyche classics, culminating in the S.F. Sorrow album, before turing into a classic late ’60s/early ’70s rock band with a psychedelic edge, a la Parachute. Now, nearing 70, May, Taylor and band are about to embark on a full UK tour. “I go to the gym and swim every day, but that’s only holding the line – I’m not adding muscles. It’s making up for the bottle of wine I had the night before, or the 20 cigarettes I smoked. Just trying to extend the thinking cord of life a little longer,” laughs May, not one to take things too seriously, but obviously passionate about his rock ’n’ roll. Interest in the band is on the up again, as May explains: “It comes in waves. Suddenly, we got the Heroes award [2009 MOJO Heroes Award], and you’re flavour of the month. We never really stopped working, and always had a cult thing, and at the moment it’s more than just a cult thing, But we would have carried on making music irrespective of the recognition. It was something we had to do...” The Pretty Things, Komedia, Wednesday 6 March, 8pm, £18.50, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM

COMEDY: MITCH BENN Q&A Regular cast member of BBC Radio 4’s Now Show, the musical satirical comic talks to Victoria Nangle Hello! Thank you for bringing your Reduced Circumstances show to Brighton. What should we expect from the show? “Well, it’s a game of two halves really; the first half is more or less last year's Edinburgh show,about my radical weight loss a couple of years back, among other things, and the second half is what I’d like to call “greatest hits” although “nearest misses” is closer to the truth.”

COMEDY: JO BRAND AND OMID DJALILI Jo Brand and Omid Djalili are performing the stand up gig to raise funds for Burma Campaign UK and its campaign to end human rights abuses in Burma. The Brighton Dome has generously donated the venue. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Wed 6 Mar, 8pm, £18

Last time I saw you here you'd just written ‘'I’m Proud Of The BBC’, which was quite a hit – and an exciting thing to see that early on in its production. Are you proud of that song? “Yes, it kind of took me by surprise, that one – I wrote it à propos of nothing in particular, it was just kind of on my mind, and we started doing it live and people went crazy for it. That’s why there was a single and a video; people just really wanted to hear that song. I think I hit a bit of a nerve there.” You're a regular contributor to Radio 4’s The Now Show. Is there any news topic you wouldn’t write about? “There’s no topic that’s 100 per cent off limits but some are much harder to tackle than others. Having said that, some of my best Now Show songs have been the deliberately “bleak” kind, the ones which are satirical without necessarily even attempting to be funny. “Satire” and “satirical comedy” aren’t the same thing.” Do you find that topical stimuli incites you more or less the longer you do it? Has familiarity with the news made you jaded? “There’s no such thing as “familiarity with the news” because the news is always changing.” I heard a rumour that your first book will be out this year. Any chance of signed copies at the Brighton show? “Unlikely, as it doesn't come out till July 18th. I might have a few proof copies by then but I think I’ll be under strict instructions as to what I can do with them...” Can you give us a sneaky teaser as to what the book might be about? “It’s called Terra; it's a sci-fi novel for readers aged about 11 and over; it’s about a little girl who is accidentally abducted by a UFO as a baby and is adopted by aliens and grows up on another planet.” What’s your favourite piece of recent news for musical inspiration? “I just posted my Gay Marriage song up on mitchbenn.com and on YouTube. ” Mitch Benn – Reduced Circumstances, Komnedia, Saturday 9 March 2013, 7.30pm, £12/10, www.komedia/brighton See also, p10.

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Terry Alderton

COMEDY: TERRY ALDERTON: SEASON 4? The award-winning comedian, star of McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Let’s Dance For Sport Relief and The Sun’s ‘Comedian Of The Year’ is back with a brand new show. Seriously individual and not like anyone else you’ve seen before. Komedia, Thurs 7 Mar, 8pm, £14/12

FILM: OZ: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL 3D (PG) Dir: Sam Raimi Ever wondered how the great and powerful Oz came to be in the land of Oz? Ever wanted to see the answer to that question delivered by king of multi-colourful actionpacked stories Spider-Man 1-3 and Evil Dead’s Sam Raimi? Then you’re in luck! Starring James Franco, this is a story of an illusionist of dubious morals in a strange land. Also Quincy

COMEDY: COMEDY AT THE CON! A great monthly comedy night in Lewes, featuring top circuit acts. March’s line-up boasts Addy Van Der Borgh, Quincy and Kate Lucas, with Neil Masters on MC duties. The Con Club, Lewes, Thurs 7 Mar, 8.30pm, £9/7 Listings Send your stage listings to: stage@thelatest.co.uk Send your comedy listings to: comedy@thelatest.co.uk Send your events listings to: events@thelatest.co.uk Send your arts listings to: art@thelatest.co.uk Send your music listings to: music@thelatest.co.uk Send your club listings to: clubs@thelatest.co.uk Send your gay listings to: gay@thelatest.co.uk

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featuring Michelle Williams, Rachel Weisz and Mila Kunis. Released Fri 8 March Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

FILM: PARKER (TBC) Dir: Taylor Hackford Is Jason Statham the new Steven Segal? Perhaps that’s a little mean but check out this plot – it’s a crime thriller in which our Jase plays a super-thief with a conscience who only steals from those he deems can afford the loss. When he is doublecrossed by his fellow criminals his personal honour code dictates that the only option ahead is revenge. Cue the plan to steal their loot, foil their robbery and disappear into the sunset. Also starring Jennifer Lopez and Michael Chiklis. Released Fri 8 March Showing at Odeon and Cineworld For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

EVENTS: CITY BOOKS PRESENT: RUTH OZEKI Ruth Ozeki is a Buddhist priest, film maker and author of My Year Of Meats. She talks about her new novel A Tale for the Time Being, which tells the story of a washed up diary, concealed in a Hello Kitty lunchbox and the profound effect it has on the woman who discovers it. Ropetackle Arts Centre, Tues 5 Mar, 7pm, £8

Kelly Richardson

with a spirit of adventure! Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Sat 9 Mar, 7.30pm, £13 ART: DAWN STACEY Inspired by walks with her dogs, where she absorbs the landscape, particularly the Lewes Railway Lands Nature reserve, her paintings are intended to capture an essence of a place using a multitude of images, colour and texture. Dawn Stacey, Pelham House, St. Andrews Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until 2 April

EVENTS: SHORTS & SWEETS BOOK CLUB A couple of hours of literary discussion and sweet treats. This month discuss two short stories The Giaconda Smile and Nuns at Luncheon from the author of Brave New World, Aldous Huxley. Anyone is welcome, just so long as you've a love of good fiction – and a sweet-tooth! The Old Market, Thurs 7 Mar, 8pm, free EVENTS: UK BANFF MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL The world’s most prestigious mountain film festival returns with a brand new selection of extraordinary short films from the world's leading adventure film makers. Exhilarating and thought provoking, this is a must-see for enthusiasts and anyone

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and then using digital technology to distort them until they appear unfamiliar and foreboding. Kelly Richardson: Legion, Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434670. Until 14 April Dawn Stacey

ART: KELLY RICHARDSON Kelly Richardson is known for her stunning large scale video installations of hyper-real landscapes, filming real landscapes

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

No matter how manic or confused you get, relax and think of this period as the last chapter of a story, where all the conflicts in the year have been laid to rest and what is left is some down time to take it all in. Rest now for this is the last week your body will let you.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

Listen out for one of your friends may have a clever money making idea which has an altruistic stamp all over it, appealing to your good nature and cashing in on your contacts. You can make a difference to the world and what you say and do counts.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

You’re at the top of your game and you never had so much influence as you do now. Providence gives you the opportunity to say something strikingly optimistic, take the chance to be positive as that’s the angle which can win others over.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

With the new Moon in your house of higher knowledge and expanse, it’s time for you to branch out yet further into the abyss. Knowledge is key, but it’s not what you know that can help you now - but what you discover through further enquiry.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Family responsibilities and joint finances are sorted out. You need to reach some kind of conclusion although nothing is going to be black and white. Adding imaginary meaning to information will not serve you well, listen only to facts.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Your ruler the cerebral Mercury is not only in your opposite sign of Pisces, but is in retrograde motion crossing wounded Chiron and getting close to the misty Neptune. Revisiting an old partnership wound brings up issues surrounding balance.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Perhaps you would like to maneuver out of the apparent trappings of the world? What’s happening at work may not be clear cut, indeed water that follows the same course for a long period will eventually make it’s groove on the stone. So too will you - if you keep on plugging.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

It can be fun and games all the way, just don’t go getting addicted, Just make the most of it now while the energy is there and where possible get front line and be seen in the world, you’re able to make one hell of an impression.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

The outer journey is always going to fascinate you as a natural born traveller, exploring is what you do best! It’s the inner journey that holds more meaning for you now. Your nearest and dearest are such a blessing and equally baffling.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Claiming your individual spot on the wide spectrum of colour can give you a sureness of foot. Your personality is becoming empowered and it’s no bad time to introduce your newest self to the world. Being true to the self is paramount now as what you give out you will attract.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Idea’s around finances could change your world in many ways. Some people forget that life can be full of surprises - but not you. You are on your guard since this last year has already proved to be made of ‘the unexpected’ It’s not over yet. Stay alert as your inventive streak is in it’s prime.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

This week brings a long awaited positive lift in energy as the start of a new cycle offers you a replenished spirit and some charisma to boot! You can benefit from a little self love and pampering. Enjoy your versatile personality by letting it out to shine in social situations. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 85 – 11 MARCH ensemble show, with a mixture of recognisable workplace characters – ranging from the stick-inthe-mud-but-reliable Ron Swanson to the golden boy Mark, the lascivious Tom, and the sour-faced intern April. The star is Lesley Knope, deputy With Victoria Nangle director of the department whose enthusiasm and can-do model both enlivens and exhausts the other, played by Poehler herself. To be honest, without the glare of expectation on the back of my viewing head, I enjoyed watching Lesley set up the story arc for this first series. She’s promising to replace a massive hole in a developer’s have a previous relationship with Parks & lot with an ambitiously planned park. She wants a Recreation. This cult comedy show that has been Shakespeare in the Park section and a jungle gym – out for several series Stateside, won countless and ends up falling into the sandy pit herself. Lesley awards and launched several careers into movies Knope has all the pingy zest of someone who and merchandise but is just starting on BBC4 this always gets back onto the horse after every fall, week. I’m declaring that and then gives it a carrot this isn’t the first time it for standing still while she “She’s the antithesis of the got up. She’s the and I have crossed paths. And it’s been a mixed bag. of the worldworld- and work-weary...” antithesis And that’s not all Parks & and work-weary Rec’s fault. characters we’re used to. You know when someone goes on and on to you The milk monitor who thinks she knows it all and about how great something is, so that you get a bit has no concept that her peers may be smoking butt of a distorted expectation? That happened. And the ends round the back of the bike sheds. Quite sweet, thing that happens with me is that if it isn’t all the a bit exhausting full time. bells and whistles that I had been led to believe I So, yes I enjoyed it. It’s different. The thing is, I may (or may not) be more inclined to pick holes in have now been told by my friend who initially urged it and nit pick the faults that, although there, could me to check it out that the first series is not perhaps not really be as important as I believe they actually indicative of the style of the following four are at the time. I overreact. In watching the very series (and counting). I gather it softens first episode of Parks & Recreation again – without somewhat. Still, it’s always good to get something an expectant friend hoping to convert me to the from the States without a laughter track and with a their new church of television – I thought I might track record in trying something new. I don’t need discover a bit more of a balanced truth. Was I right to fall as passionately in love with it instantly. Like to dig my heels in and call this series mediocre? Or most good relationships, we might grow and could millions of American TV viewers and critics be change with our tastes together. Plus, a second right? Hmm. impression is a greatly under-rated thing. Well, it was quite good fun. A to-camera comedy Parks & Recreation, BBC4, Wednesday 6 March 2013 drama from the mould of The Office, this is the brain burp of Amy Poehler, and is set within the workings of the governmental offices of local Follow me: latestvicky Parks and Recreation. Like The Office, it’s an

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tuesday 5 Heading Out BBC2, 10pm So, the scene is set and Sara has been gifted a series of sessions with the rather eccentric life coach Toria – her of the netball pitch – in order to get her to face up to telling her parents that she’s gay. Session one kicks off with interest. And vendettas are carried onto the paintball battlefield. Gonna sting.

Shameless Channel 4, 10pm Mimi is taking her role at the school seriously, so when she hears there’s a danger it could fail its inspection – the teachers are threatening to quit over the return of a notorious troublemaker – she gathers the Chatsworthians to help her save the day. And Frank enjoys some fringe benefits of being janitor.

666 Park Avenue ITV2, 10pm Mixing the genres of ‘How the rich people live’ with ‘How the supernatural people eek into our lives’, combined with a few beautiful faces has seen this brand new import hit the ground running. With creepy things living in the walls and ruthless things living in the suites, drama is never far away.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.20 Show Me The Monet 9.05 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off 10.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 The Super League Show 2.15 Mastermind 2.45 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.15 Great British Food Revival 4.15 The Living Planet 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show I 7.30 EastEnders A desperate Lola, livid with Phil, takes matters into her own hands. Fed up with three people being in their relationship, Jack gives Sharon an ultimatum. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Malick’s world is turned upside down when a face from his past turns up at Holby. Jac is back from Japan, determined to prove herself professionally to Hanssen and personally to Jonny. But can he forgive her? 9.00 Mayday Drama series. Tragedy strikes, throwing the spotlight on a key suspect and forcing Gail to face the truth of who her husband is. Meanwhile, Linus and Caitlin’s relationship deepens and Everett’s taste in women gives Fiona cause for suspicion. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Matt Lucas Awards Matt Lucas chats to his guests and makes comedy larking. 11.05 Cuckoo Six-part comedy series. 11.35 Who Do You Think You Are? USA – Rashida Jones Writer and actor Rashida Jones uncovers her maternal family history. 12.20am FILM: The Killing Fields (1984) 2.35 Weatherview 2.40 News

6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 The Great British Winter This series explores five of Britain’s most extreme winter landscapes. Ellie Harrison is in the iconic landscape of the Lake District, uncovering the perils of our changeable weather, finding out about an extremely rare Arctic winter resident, and enjoying a lakeside spectacle put on by a family of otters. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Alex Polizzi – The Fixer Alex Polizzi sets out to wage a one woman campaign to save Britain’s family businesses. 9.00 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track Documentary series revealing the inner workings of Britain’s railways, introducing the track-workers, train guards, drivers, police officers and management teams determined to keep the country moving. 10.00 Heading Out See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 Flying Scotsman 12.20am Sign Zone: The Brain Doctors 1.20 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Made Of Money 4.30 Music, Mud And Making Money 4.55 Ecomaths: Primary

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Brenda’s determined to keep the truth from Bob at all costs. Sandy’s behaviour causes concern for Ashley and Laurel. Paddy’s convinced he can pull off his catering project. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live: Manchester United V Real Madrid Adrian Chiles is joined by Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate for one of the most eagerly awaited games of the season. The two sides fought out a 1-1 draw in the Spanish capital three weeks ago with former Manchester United favourite Cristiano Ronaldo scoring Real’s equaliser. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Matt Smith is joined by Gareth Southgate and Andy Townsend as they look back at tonight’s Champions League clash between Manchester United and Real Madrid at Old Trafford. 11.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Lorraine Kelly Lorraine Kelly, queen of breakfast TV for nearly 30 years, talks to Piers Morgan about her life and a career. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna’s suspicions about Kevin intensify as Texas makes a shock admission. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny A catch-up with three clinic inmates from a previous series: meal dodger Nathan Smith, takeaway king Chris Longley and convenience queen Jo Palmer. 9.00 16 Kids And Counting Documentary series following the day-to-day lives of seven of Britain’s biggest families. The first episode looks at how these families make their finances stretch. The Radfords have 16 kids and have decided to get 11 of them christened, but special outfits and a cake stretch the budget. Parents Sue and Noel have their first date night in 20 years. 10.00 Shameless See highlights. 11.05 Derek Sitcom. A cabaret show is planned for the retirement home. 11.40 Random Acts 11.45 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series. 12.45am PokerStars.co.uk And Monte-Carlo Casino 1.40 FIM Superbike World Championship 2.10 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.35 Suisse Mark Webber Tasmania Challenge 3.35 Come Dine With Me 4.30 Wild Things 4.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Danger: Diggers At Work 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: ‘Til Lies Do Us Apart (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Celia confesses that she has a gambling problem. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Monkey Life The stump-tailed macaque house gets a makeover. 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series following the helicopter crews of the RAF, Navy and Coastguard Search and Rescue crews. 8.00 Benidorm ER More sun, sea and surgery in this documentary. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. When the CSI team visit their favourite local restaurant, they stumble upon a crime scene. The prime suspect is someone who was stalking one of the victims. 10.00 CSI: NY Crime drama. An initiation into a fraternity house turns deadly when a scavenger hunt through the city’s cemeteries leaves one boy dead and another missing. 10.55 Dallas American soap. John Ross continues to persuade Sue Ellen to help him take control of Ewing Energies. 11.50 CSI: Miami US drama series. A family boating accident reveals a sinister plot by grifters. 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 Netbusters 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.30 Netbusters 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 Revista De La Liga 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am Football Asia 5.30 Football’s Greatest Managers

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Monday Night Football 11.30 PGA Tour Golf 12.30pm Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Classic 3.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Test Cricket 6.00 Sporting Greats 6.30 Golfing World 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.15 Revista De La Liga 11.15 Barclays Premier League Review 12.15am Champions League Goals 1.15 Football Asia 1.45 Football Gold 2.00 Barclays Premier League Review 3.00 Champions League Goals 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 European Tour Golf 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Fishing Gurus 12.30 Fishing Gurus 1.00 Super League Full Time 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 Seamaster Sailing 3.30 Inside Sailing 4.00 Fishing Gurus 4.30 Fishing Gurus 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 British Basketball League 9.00 World Cup Of Pool 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Sky Poker Cash Game 11.30 Sports Unlimited 12.30am British Basketball League 2.30 Sky Poker Cash Game 3.30 Super League Backchat 4.00 British Basketball League

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9.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Terra Nova 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Stella 10.00 Robbie Williams: Take The Crown 12.15am Little Cracker (x2)

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 The Year Of Making Love 9.00 The Crash 10.00 Bluestone 42 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Bluestone 42 1.00 The Crash 2.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 3.00 The Year Of Making Love

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 The Kimbolton Cabinet: Secret Knowledge 8.30 The Art Of The Vikings: Secret Knowledge 9.00 Treasures Of The Louvre 10.30 Johnny Kingdom And The Bears Of Alaska 11.30 Fig Leaf: The Biggest Cover-Up In History 12.30am Britain On Film

5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Love In The Wild 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 666 Park Avenue. See highlights. 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 The Big Reunion 12.45am The Vampire Diaries

12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.10 Only When I Laugh 4.45 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.10 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries

3.00pm Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.30 Rude Tube 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.30 The Inbetweeners 11.05 Rude Tube 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: Green For Danger (1946) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 11.05 Nashville 12.05am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Anastasia (1956) 1.05pm The Last Frontier (1955) 3.00 Carry On Behind (1975) 4.50 The Hot Rock (1972) 6.50 Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) 9.00 The Happening (2008) 10.50 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover (1989) 1.15am 4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days (2007) 3.35 Close

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wednesday 6 Lightfields ITV1, 9pm The supernatural series that covers one location over three time periods digs a little deeper, as Eve refuses to believe that Lucy’s death in 1945 was an accident, and in 1975 Vivien is troubled by the fact she can’t remember the place at all, despite being evacuated to the area during the war. Curiouser...

Anna & Katy Channel 4, 10.35pm Sketch comedy returns with comedians Anna Crilly and Katy Wix, who you might recognise from certain furniture adverts as well as their established comedy careers. This new series kicks off with the pair hosting a new cookery show – ‘Rice Britannia’, as well as poking fun at round-up shows in ‘World’s Worst Words’.

Russell Brand’s Give It Up Gig For Comic Relief BBC3, 10pm A star-studded fundraiser mixing music and comedy together to raise funds for Comic Relief, that’ll be used to help people affected by drug and alcohol addiction. Featuring (among others) Emeli Sande, Jake Bugg, Eddie Izzard, Simon Amstell, Jessie J and Noel Fielding. Lots!

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Just as things seem to be back on track with Jack and Sharon, Phil calls, leaving Jack furious as Sharon goes running to him yet again. 8.30 Fake Britain Dominic Littlewood reveals the extent of fake goods in the UK. 9.00 Mayday Drama series. As news of a sighting ripples through the town, Linus discovers the true nature of Everett’s connection to Hattie. Fiona and Alan come to blows over Charlotte’s odd behaviour and, when Alan finds himself back on the beat, a horrible discovery leaves them reeling. Caitlin is hit by a terrible blow, inspiring Linus to make a dangerous promise to her. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport: 1,000 Not Out Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 The Matt Lucas Awards Matt Lucas chats with his guests. 11.45 FILM: Management (2008) Starring Jennifer Aniston, Steve Zahn, Woody Harrelson. Romantic comedy. 1.15am Weatherview 1.20 News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.15 Show Me The Monet 9.00 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off 10.00 Food & Drink 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The One Show 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.15 Great British Food Revival 4.15 The Living Planet 5.10 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 The Great British Winter Ellie Harrison explores Britain’s forests during the unforgiving winter months. From red squirrels to Eurasian beavers, charcoal creation to tree planting – winter is a busy time. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Hairy Bikers Everyday Gourmets The Bikers show how to create a restaurant quality meal on a tight budget. They pick up insider secrets from two Michelin starred, King of foraging, David EverittMatthais, get some historic inspiration from Britain’s first celebrity chef, Alexis Soyer, and put everything they learnt into practice. 9.00 America’s Poor Kids America’s less fortunate children. 10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. 11.20 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track Documentary series revealing the inner workings of Britain’s railways. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.50 This Is BBC Two 4.00 In My Shoes 4.20 In My Shoes 5.00 In My Shoes 5.10 Once Upon A Time

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Sandy’s gutted to lose his secret hideaway. Bob’s confused when Brenda continues to push him away. Paddy’s unimpressed with Rhona and Vanessa’s drunken behaviour. 7.30 Coronation Street Karl makes Sunita a promise. Fiz hopes Alison has made Kirsty see sense. Eileen makes a fool of herself. 8.00 Food Glorious Food Om. Om. Om. 9.00 Lightfields See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 First Among Equals: The Laurie Cunningham Story The story of Laurie Cunningham, who became the first black footballer to play for England at any level when he was selected for an under-21 international against Scotland in 1977. This marked a watershed moment in British culture, inspiring a generation of young black players not only to believe they belonged in the country, but that they could represent it. 11.35 Safari Vet School Series in which TV vet Steve Leonard acts as guide and mentor to veterinary students from the UK. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Playback 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will’s jealousy reaches new heights. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 27-year-old OCD sufferer Hayley heads to Plumstead to help library assistant Shereen who last cleaned her flat a year ago. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series. Leah is having her sixth baby, but unfortunately her partner is in prison and will miss the birth. Meanwhile, Becky and John know exactly what to expect. They’ve been to all the classes and planned their active birth and are desperate to meet baby Luke, named after their Star Wars hero. 10.00 Derek Sitcom. In the final episode of the series, Hannah receives a phone call from a man claiming to be Derek’s estranged father, an alcoholic who abandoned him when he was very young. 10.35 Anna & Katy See highlights. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Uncut Extended edition. 11.50 Random Acts 11.55 The Last Leg With Adam Hills Topical comedy. 12.30am The New Normal 12.55 Revenge 1.40 FILM: After The Sunset (2004) 3.15 Come Dine With Me 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.05 Countdown 5.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 AllNew Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Danger: Diggers At Work 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Mystery Weekend (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey tells Sasha that he and Tamara are an item. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge Documentary series. With its 2,500kms of dramatic coastline and the mighty Zambezi river flowing straight through the middle, Mozambique is a perfect hunting ground for fishing enthusiasts. 8.00 Fred West: Born To Kill? Series profiling the world’s most infamous serial killers and examining the person behind the evil acts. Fred West goes under the microscope. 9.00 NCIS US naval drama. The NCIS team investigates the death of a Navy lieutenant who died of overhydration, which soon turns into a murder investigation. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama. Novak needs Benson to testify in a rape trial, but the detective is working undercover in Oregon. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama. A student is killed by a life-sized animatronic T. Rex. 11.50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino 4.00 Divine Designs 4.25 Great Artists 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 HouseBusters 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Champions League Goals 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Barclays Premier League Review 9.00 Champions League Goals 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.00 Champions League Goals 2.00 Revista De La Liga 3.00 Football Asia 3.30 Super League Backchat 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 Champions League Goals 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Test Cricket 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Hyundai A League

Sky Sports 2 11.30am Super League Backchat 12.00pm Revista De La Liga 1.00 World Cup Of Pool 2.00 British Basketball League 4.00 Bass Fishing 5.00 Test Cricket 6.00 Hyundai ALeague 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.15 Sporting Heroes 11.15 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.45 Football Gold 12.00am Champions League Goals 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Trans World Sport 3.30 Champions League Goals 4.30 Total Rugby 5.00 Boots ‘n’ All

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 World Cup Of Pool 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Thrillseekers 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Bass Fishing 1.00 Sports Unlimited 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 Barclays Premier League Review 4.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 5.00 WWE Afterburn 6.00 Watersports World 7.00 World Pool Masters 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 FIBA World Basketball 9.30 Thrillseekers 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 European Tour Weekly 11.30 Inside The PGA Tour 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 FIBA World Basketball 1.30 Boots ‘n’ All 2.30 World Pool Masters 3.30 Sporting Heroes 4.30 Inside The PGA Tour 5.00 European Tour Weekly 5.30 FIBA World Basketball Victoria Nangle

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Terra Nova 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Got To Dance: Live 8.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 9.00 Glee 10.00 Brit Cops: War On Crime (x2) 12.00am Little Cracker (x2)

7.00pm Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 8.00 Free Speech 9.00 People Like Us 10.00 Russell Brand’s Give It Up Gig For Comic Relief. See highlights. 11.30 EastEnders 12.00am Bluestone 42 12.30 Family Guy 12.50 Family Guy 1.15 People Like Us 2.15 Free Speech 3.15 Bluestone 42

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Sissinghurst 8.30 Nature’s Microworlds 9.00 Michael Grade And The World’s Oldest Joke 10.00 Parks And Recreation (x2) 10.45 The Art Of Tommy Cooper 11.15 Kings Of The Ring 12.15am Baroque! - From St Peter’s To St Paul’s

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Fool Britannia (x2) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 Cheryl: Access All Areas 12.50am 666 Park Avenue

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.10 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.50 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 The Zoo 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Volcano (1997) 10.00 Rude Tube 11.05 The New Normal 11.35 The Cleveland Show 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: The Enemy Below (1957) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Show Dogs: The Road To Crufts 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 The Good Wife 12.05am Come Dine With Me 1.05 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am The Gentle Sex (1943) 12.50pm The Bridges At Toko-Ri (1954) 2.55 Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 4.40 Hellfighters (1969) 7.00 The Truman Show (1998) 9.00 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 11.50 This Boy’s Life (1993) 2.05am La Linea (2008) 4.00 Close

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thursday 7 Mayday BBC1, 9pm It’s the final part in this gripping drama that’s been taking over prime evening slot this week (and reminding us how lovely the Downs are). As the town gathers for Hattie’s memorial things take a dark turn, and a chaotic interruption has fatal consequences. This sleepy town will never be the same again.

Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe BBC2, 10pm It’s been a busy old week, and no news story or telly event is sacred when it comes to finding yourself in Charlie Brooker’s caustic sights. Covering cinema, computer games and anything you might have mentioned around a water cooler, this is a step up from the satirical rest.

Nashville More4, 10pm Ever get the feeling that Nashville’s tragedy songs may have got their inspiration from the singers’ rather tragic lives? These writers certainly seem to have got that impression, throwing more obstacles and pitfalls than It’s A Knockout did in its golden heyday. Cracking tunes though. Yee ha!

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.20 Show Me The Monet 9.05 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off 10.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 2.00 Coast 2.20 Classic Mastermind 2.50 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.20 Great British Food Revival 4.20 The Living Planet 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The hunt continues for Lola and Lexi, and Phil is on a race against time to track them down. Cora comes up with a plan to clear her name, but when she and Dot put her plan into action they are shocked by what they see. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. It is exam day, and Scout’s promising future is thrown into doubt when her mum returns to her thieving ways. Elsewhere, Connor is torn between his mum and Imogen as their secret wedding approaches, while Kevin and Chalky have a meeting that could change their lives forever. 9.00 Mayday See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs Question Time from Dover. On the panel are Labour’s shadow education secretary, Stephen Twigg MP; Bob Crow, general secretary of the RMT union; and Daily Mail columnist Melanie Phillips. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 The Great British Winter Ellie Harrison is in the UK‘s largest estuarine habitat in Morecambe Bay, Cumbria, as she reveals the lure the mud and reed beds have here for fishermen and migratory birds during Britain’s harsh winters. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 The Planners Cheshire West and Chester planning department have to decide whether to grant planning permission for a 30 million pound island project proposed by Chester Zoo. 9.00 How To Get To Heaven With The Hutterites The documentary-makers spent four months filming in a Hutterite colony on the Canadian plains. 10.00 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Married In Britain A portal into the lives of Britain’s newest arrivals facing the everyday challenges of establishing a new life in the UK, as they prepare for one of the biggest days of their lives. 12.20am The Culture Show 12.50 Sign Zone: Out Of Jail And On The Streets 1.50 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Spark 5.00 True Stories

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Emmerdale Brenda’s biopsy results leave her with a tough decision. Ashley puts himself on the line to try to help Sandy. Guilty Cameron has a u-turn when he finds Thomas upset. 7.45 UEFA Europa League Live Matt Smith presents live coverage as two teams battle it out for a place in next month’s Europa League quarter-finals. 10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region. 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan’s guests this week include comedian Jack Whitehall and singer Bruno Mars, who will also be performing live in the studio. 11.50 Grimefighters Series following the daily lives of clean-up teams around Britain, from sewage clearance workers to pest controllers. In this edition, extreme cleaners Kevin and new recruit Craig face a house of horror in Leicester. Meanwhile, Wolverhampton restaurant inspectors have their sights set on a potentially dirty restaurant. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 River Monsters 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Doug is faced with a deli disaster. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Britain’s Secret Shoppers Justin Preston helps a couple who are up from the seaside to haggle over the cost of a posh dinner and room in a swanky hotel in the millionaire’s playground of Mayfair. 9.00 What Destroyed The Hindenburg? Documentary. The Nazi-funded Hindenburg airship was one of the great engineering feats and mechanical sights of the early 20th century. But disaster struck, when it caught fire and was destroyed as it tried to dock. Now a team of experts build three scale models and find out what brought this colossus down. 10.00 Gogglebox Television review show narrated by Caroline Aherne. 10.50 Embarrassing Bodies The medical series that destigmatises unusual ailments. 11.50 Random Acts 11.55 My Tattoo Addiction The changing nature of tattoos. 12.50am Walking Wounded: Return To The Frontline 2.05 Death On The Wards: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.20 Time Team 3.15 Come Dine With Me 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.05 Countdown 5.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Danger: Diggers At Work 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.10 FILM: Cries In The Dark (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Jett’s hopes of being alone with Indi are scuppered and he is forced to face the consequences of his actions. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary following the highspeed law-enforcement specialists. 8.00 New Cowboy Builders Naheem and Faye wanted an extension to their three-bedroom bungalow to accommodate their six children. Unfortunately, the builder they hired left it a half-built wreck with no windows, doors, heating or electricity. When he finally comes face to face with Dom Littlewood, he makes a startling admission. 9.00 Jack Taylor: Magdalene Martyrs Drama series. Galway private investigator Jack Taylor is hired by the daughter of a former inmate of the infamous Magdalene Laundries to find the identity of a former nun, known only as Lucifer. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama. The sexual abuse of a child by his stepfather leads to an investigation into a civil rights organisation for paedophiles. 11.50 Inside Hollywood Get your fix of the latest film and TV news. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Divine Designs 4.25 Great Artists 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 HouseBusters 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Champions League Goals 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Champions League Goals 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.00 Champions League Goals 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 Hyundai A League 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 Champions League Goals 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 The Rugby Club 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Hyundai A League

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 European Tour Weekly 10.00 Tenpin Bowling 11.00 European Tour Weekly 11.30 Total Rugby 12.00pm World Pool Masters 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 FIBA World Basketball 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 WWE Vintage 5.00 America’s Cup Discovered 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.00 Barclays Premier League World 6.30 Super League Superstars 7.00 LIVE Premier League Darts 10.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Barclays Premier League World 1.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 3.00 Super League Superstars 3.30 Ringside 4.30 Rugby Club 5.30 Super League Superstars

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Watersports World 9.00 Thrillseekers 9.30 FIBA World Basketball 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Tenpin Bowling 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 World Pool Masters 4.00 NFL – Total Access 5.00 Netball Superleague 7.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 1.00am WWE NXT 2.00 Premier League Darts 5.30 America’s Cup Discovered Victoria Nangle

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle (x2) 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 A League Of Their Own...Best Of: 1 12.00am Little Cracker (x2) 12.30 Dog The Bounty Hunter 1.00 Brit Cops

7.00pm Comic Relief’s Big Chat With Graham Norton 10.00 Comic Relief’s Big Chat With Graham Norton 12.00am Comic Relief’s Big Chat With Graham Norton 1.00 EastEnders 1.30 Bluestone 42 2.00 The Crash 3.00 People Like Us

7.00pm News 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 The PreRaphaelites: Victorian Revolutionaries 8.30 Pagans And Pilgrims: Britain’s Holiest Places 9.00 Heritage! The Battle For Britain’s Past 10.00 The Bridges That Built London With Dan Cruickshank 11.00 Treasures Of The Louvre 12.30am Art Of The Vikings

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 The Big Reunion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Fake Reaction 11.35 Lemon La Vida Loca 12.20am The Big Reunion

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.10 Only When I Laugh 4.45 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.05 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 The New Normal 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 Rude Tube: Mashed ‘n’ Mixed 11.00 My Little Princess 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

10.50am FILM: Battle Of The River Plate (1957) 1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.15 Location, Location, Location 4.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.30 Crufts 2013 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville. See highlights. 10.55 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.00am Embarrassing Bodies 1.00 The Good Wife

11.00am Ordet (1955) 1.30pm The Admirable Crichton (1957) 3.20 Gun Fury (1953) 5.00 Doctor At Large (1957) 6.55 Mad Money (2008) 9.00 P.S. I Love You (2007) 11.25 In Bruges (2008) 1.30am Predator 2 (1990) 3.45 Close

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friday 8 Manchester United: Munich Air Crash Channel Five, 7pm One of the most famous nonsporting events in sporting history is the 1958 plane crash, claiming the lives of eight Manchester United players and three club officials. Using primary sources such as the cock pit recorder and eye witnesses, this documentary tells the tale.

Wild Arabia BBC2, 9pm Since the discovery of oil in Arabia changes have been plentiful. This is evident nowhere more than in the Arab relationship with nature, ranging from the now ultra high-tech sport of camel racing to falconers who are finding their birds are targetting remote controlled planes. A breath of sandy air.

Russell Brand: From Addiction To Recovery BBC3, 9pm Another chance to see Russell Brand’s personal tale of recovery, as he tells of his addiction to heroin ten years ago, and the impact it had on his career and his life expectancy at the time. Spurred to make this by the death of Amy Winehouse, he looks into our attitudes towards addiction.

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.15 Show Me The Monet 9.00 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off 10.00 Question Time 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Coast 2.25 Classic Mastermind 2.55 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.25 Great British Food Revival 4.25 The Trials Of Life 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 The Great British Winter Ellie Harrison visits the Shetland Islands as she explores island life during Britain’s most challenging season. From Viking practices to present day crofting; from rescued seal and otter pups to the mesmerizing beauty of the Northern Lights; island life, it would seem, is far from dull in winter. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Wild Arabia See highlights. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Eddie Mair. 11.00 The Review Show Round table arts and culture discussion programme. 11.50 FILM: I’ve Loved You So Long (2008) Starring Kristin Scott Thomas, Elsa Zylberstein. Drama about a woman who stays with her sister after 15 years in prison. 1.40am Sign Zone: Question Time

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Brenda makes a surprising and heartbreaking choice. 7.30 Coronation Street A hateful Karl plots his revenge. Will Paul and Eileen kiss and make up? An envious Katy helps Steph get ready for her date. 8.00 Wild Britain With Ray Mears In this final episode, Ray revisits some of his favourite moments from the series, starting on the Isle of Mull where he swam with the incredible basking shark and observed whitetailed eagle chicks. Ray canoes on a loch in Argyll and discovers a pair of recently reintroduced European beavers. And a journey into a cave in the Yorkshire Dales brings him close to one of Britain’s largest spiders. 8.30 Coronation Street Stella tells Jason enough is enough. A suspicious Eileen discovers what Paul has been up to. Anna tells Faye that Owen deserves an apology. 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Hard Target (1993) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, Wilfred Brimley. Martial arts adventure about a sailor who stumbles upon a deadly game in which groups of sadistic hunters pursue human prey. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Dead Weight 4.20 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.25 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Still shocked by what he saw the previous night, can Will confide in anyone without revealing his own secret? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Uncut Extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests as they thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics. 9.30 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the comedy show looking back at significant moments of the past seven days to celebrate what makes this country unique. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr chats with actress Diane Kruger, who discusses her film The Host. Music is courtesy of The Vaccines. 11.05 Paddy’s TV Guide Paddy McGuinness hosts the final show of the series in which he guides viewers through the highs and lows of TV. 11.55 Random Acts 12.00am FILM: Cruel Intentions (1999) 1.45 2 Broke Girls 2.10 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 2.35 Happy Endings 3.00 Southland 3.40 Come Dine With Me 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Danger: Diggers At Work 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Person Of Interest 3.15 FILM: Web Of Desire (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away While working at the bait shop, Spencer impresses Harvey and Alf with his knowledge of boats, but lets slip that his father is still alive. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Manchester United: Munich Air Crash See highlights. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Documentary series following truck drivers delivering vital supplies to Canada’s most remote outposts. 9.00 The Mentalist American crime drama. In this instalment, the team search for a young witness who can bring down Lisbon’s long-time prey, businessman Tommy Volker. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama. An injured murder suspect hijacks a helicopter and demands to be flown to Mexico. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. The murder of a popular sideshow performer leads the team to investigate behind the scenes at a carnival freak show. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised documentary of true crime mysteries. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 The Great Artists 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 HouseBusters 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Ringside 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 World Golf Championship 11.00 The Rugby Club 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.00 World Golf Championship 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 Ringside 6.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 NBA Action 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 8.30 NBA Action 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 Masters Of Euro Football

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Barclays Premier League World 10.30 Premier League Darts 2.00pm Ringside 3.00 Racemax 4.00 Netball Superleague 6.00 Thrillseekers 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 Masters Of Euro Football 12.00am Super League 2.00 Fantasy Football Club 3.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.30 Masters Of Euro Football 4.00 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Barclays Premier League World 6.30 LIVE Super Rugby Union 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby Union 10.30 America’s Cup Discovered 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Racemax 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 Thrillseekers 4.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 1.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 Rugby Union 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 5.00 The F1 Show

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9.00am Lie To Me 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate SG-1(x2) 5.00 The Middle (x2) 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 9.00 Stella 10.00 Stella 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Little Cracker (x2) 12.30 Spartacus: War Of The Damned

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.15 Doctor Who 8.05 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Brand: From Addiction To Recovery. See highlights. 10.00 Come Fly With Me 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x3) 12.10am American Dad! (x3) 1.15 Russell Brand: From Addiction To Recovery 2.15 Being Human

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Concerto At The BBC Proms 8.00 American Master: A Portrait Of John Adams 9.00 Totally British: 70s Rock N Roll 10.00 The Ballad Of Mott The Hoople 11.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Mark Knopfler 12.00am Lemmy: The Movie 1.55 Totally British: 70s Rock N Roll 2.55 Mott The Hoople

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 The Best Of You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.05 FILM: Red Dragon (2002) 1.30am Animal Practice

10.55am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.05 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.10 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.05 Afterlife

3.00pm Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Epic Movie (2007) 10.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.40 Ricky Gervais: Science 12.40am Phoneshop

9.15am Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 10.05 Scrapheap Challenge 11.15 FILM: Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.15 Location, Location, Location 4.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.30 Crufts 2013 9.00 FILM: The Untouchables (1987) 11.20 Father Ted (x2) 12.20am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Broken Lance (1954) 12.55pm Went The Day Well? (1944) 2.45 Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 4.35 Ice Cold In Alex (1958) 7.10 Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989) 9.00 Forrest Gump (1994) 11.40 End Of Days (1999) 2.00am Old Joy (2006)

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saturday 9 Let’s Dance For Comic Relief: The Final BBC1, 7pm Red Nose Day may be next Friday but we’ve been getting geared up for it’s loopy and creative fundraising with this fun jiggle competition. The best of the heats so far – that includes Tim Vine, Katherine Ryan, Antony Cotton and The Soap Stars – return to wiggle it a little bit.

Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeway ITV1, 7pm You want excitement? You want prizes? You want telly the whole family can watch before the littlest go to bed, the biggest stay up a bit longer and the ones in the middle head out to party in the wide blue yonder? Look no further! The Geordie duo offer pranks, live music and more.

Foyle’s War ITV3, 9pm You know when you think you’re in peacetime and everything is alright now? That happens. It’s July 1945 and Sam’s boss, the artist Sir Leonard Spencer-Jones has taken a Russian PoW under his wing. Thing is, when Sir S-J is found dead the Ruskie is first under suspicion, and things start to unravel. Poor Foyle.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Cooking 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Six Nations Rugby: Scotland v Wales 4.25 BBC News 4.30 South East Today 4.35 Six Nations Rugby: Ireland v France

7.30am Great British Menu 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Great British Menu 9.30 Great British Menu 10.00 A History Of Britain By Simon Schama 11.00 Meet The Ancestors 11.30 The Sky At Night 11.50 Coast 12.00pm Indian Food Made Easy 12.30 Mastermind 1.00 University Challenge 1.30 Talking Pictures 2.20 FILM: The Man From Laramie (1955) 4.00 Coast 4.30 Final Score 5.30 Flog It!

7.00 Let’s Dance For Comic Relief: The Final See highlights. 8.25 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete to be in the right place at the right time in a bid to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share it, or just one of them could take home £100,000. The show also features the live National Lottery draws presented by Jenni Falconer, including Thunderball, Lotto and Lotto Plus 5 results. Listen out for the whooping call of a local winner neraby. 9.15 Casualty Ash and Zoe struggle to make a teenage boy accept the severity of his father’s condition, while Linda helps a pregnant woman cope with her waster boyfriend. 10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces the best of the action and reaction from a busy day in the Premier League, with eight matches taking place. Manchester United’s trip to West Ham is important for both sides, but perhaps even more so for the hosts, who have struggled somewhat as the season has elapsed. 11.25 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents all the action from the Football League. 12.35am FILM: Color Of Night (1994) 2.30 Weatherview 2.35 News

6.30 Your Paintings: A Culture Show Special Alastair Sooke teams up with art detective Dr Bendor Grosvenor to unearth some hidden gems and find out what our paintings say about us. 7.30 Top Gear In the first of a twopart Top Gear special, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are in Africa with a simple mission – to find the definitive source of the Nile. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a highly important secret agent – but the regular army is not convinced. 9.00 FILM: Made In Dagenham (2010) Starring Sally Hawkins, Andrea Riseborough, Bob Hoskins, Jaime Winstone, Lorraine Stanley and Nicola Duffett. Period comedy drama charting the fight of female factory workers at the Ford Dagenham plant for equal pay. In 1968, one plucky factory worker leads her colleagues out on strike in the hope of erradicating unfair working conditions and sexual discrimination. 10.50 Ford’s Dagenham Dream Documentary which tells the story of a dream of happy families on wheels that the Ford Motor Company brought from Detroit to Dagenham, then sold to Britain. 11.50 FILM: Bat 21 (1988) Starring Gene Hackman, Danny Glover. Drama.

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6.00am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 6.25 The Hive 6.35 The Hive 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Dino Dan 7.10 Canimals 7.20 Canimals 7.25 Bookaboo 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Victorious 9.00 Jessie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham 11.25 All Star Family Fortunes 12.10pm ITV News & Weather 12.15 FA Cup 6th Round: Everton V Wigan Athletic 3.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 4.00 Midsomer Murders 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill offers up more hilarious footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway See highlights. 8.20 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tension-filled game show. Occupational therapist Nikki thinks she has what it takes, but will she get in the swing of things on the night and bag the £250,000 prize? 9.20 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes the one that he wants – Grease star Olivia NewtonJohn, and the uncontrollable Keith Lemon. Pop superstar Nicole Scherzinger is in for a chat and performs live. 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FA Cup Highlights Matt Smith presents action from the first two quarter-finals of the FA Cup with Budweiser. 11.35 Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Mother’s Day Special Some of the UK’s best-loved celebrities, including David Walliams and his mother Kathleen, Olly Murs and mum Vicky, and Patsy Palmer and her son Charley, attempt to win that magical million in this Mother’s Day special. Hosted by Chris Tarrant. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am Sali Mali 6.20 The Treacle People 6.35 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.00 Jump Boys: Channel 4 Racing 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.55 Frasier 10.50 The Big Bang Theory 11.20 The Big Bang Theory 11.45 The Simpsons 12.20pm The Simpsons 12.45 Undercover Boss USA 1.45 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. 6.45 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 The Queen’s Hidden Cousins Documentary about the true story of Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon, nieces to the Queen Mother, who were both born with learning difficulties and, as a result, spent most of their lives in an institution. 8.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home Series following Kevin McCloud as he tries to realise a long-held dream of building himself an eco-friendly cabin in the woods. 9.00 FILM: Skyline (2010) Starring Eric Balfour, Scottie Thompson. Sci-fi adventure. A series of strange blue lights appear over Los Angeles drawing the citizens outside, then stunning them before transporting them up to a group of alien ships. 10.50 FILM: The Hole (2001) Starring Thora Birch, Desmond Harrington, Daniel Brocklebank, Laurence Fox, Keira Knightley. Thriller about four students at a public school who decide to spend a weekend in an abandoned bomb shelter. 12.50am Ricky Gervais: Science 1.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.50 What’s Fufu 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 4.50 Countdown 5.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.30 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 10.10 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.45 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.05 Inside Hollywood 11.15 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12.10pm Police Interceptors 1.15 FILM: Carnal Innocence (2011) 3.00 FILM: Columbo: Ransom For A Dead Man (1971) 4.55 FILM: Yanks (1979) 7.15 5 News Weekend 7.20 CSI: NY Crime drama series. Stella and Lindsay probe the death of a model who was apparently electrocuted in a giant martini glass. 8.10 NCIS Crime drama. When a fellow agent is murdered, the NCIS team heads into the desert to locate a woman who might hold the answer to the mystery. 9.10 NCIS Crime drama. The death of a boxer leads Vance to borrow the NCIS team and start investigating the fighter’s death, while Gibbs digs into Vance’s past. 10.05 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. During an investigation into the deaths of a couple with connections to a drug cartel, Benson encounters a familiar face. 11.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series. When a husband goes missing after confessing that he shot his wife, the investigation leads to a psychologist conducting a warped study into human nature. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news. 12.05am SuperCasino 12.55 Inside Hollywood 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Ringside 9.00 World Golf Championship 11.00 Test Cricket 12.00pm LIVE LV= Cup Rugby 2.30 NBA Action 3.00 Test Cricket 4.00 The F1 Show 5.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 America’s Cup Discovered

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Super League 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm TBA 3.15 LIVE British Basketball 5.45 NBA Action 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 LIVE Fight Night 11.30 LV= Cup 12.30am Super League 2.00 Fight Night 5.30 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Elite League Ice Hockey 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 WWE: Smackdown 10.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 11.00 LIVE UK Inter-Counties Cross-Country 3.30pm LIVE Dubai World Cup Carnival 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 LIVE Super League 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Spanish Football 4.15 Super League 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

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12.00pm Got To Dance: Uncut (x5) 2.30 Got To Dance: Live 4.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (x2) 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 Futurama 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 9.00 Stella (x2) 11.00 FILM: Evolution (2001) 1.00am Oz The Great And Powerful Special

7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Doctor Who 8.35 FILM: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) 10.15 Bluestone 42 10.45 World’s Craziest Fools 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2) 12.45 People Like Us 1.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.15 World’s Craziest Fools 2.45 Being Human

7.00pm Britain’s Natural World 8.00 Carved With Love: The Genius Of British Woodwork 9.00 Spiral 4: State Of Terror (x2) 10.50 Blondie: One Way Or Another 12.00am New York Rock At The BBC 1.00 The Doors - The Story Of LA Woman 2.00 The Sky At Night 2.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2: Arthouse Glam

10.40am Emmerdale Omnibus 1.40pm FILM: Dennis (1993) 3.35 You’ve Been Framed! (x5) 6.10 FILM: Beethoven (1992) 7.55 FILM: Ocean’s Thirteen (2007) 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.10 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 1.50am Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Mother’s Day Special

6.10am On The Buses 6.35 Hornblower 8.40 The Royal 9.40 The Royal 10.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.45pm Inspector Morse 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.00 Lewis 7.00 Lewis 9.00 Foyle’s War. See highlights. 11.05 FILM: Dead Calm (1989) 1.00am The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 1.55 ITV3 Nightscreen

2.05pm Scrubs (x3) 3.35 Rules Of Engagement (x5) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Happy Endings 7.30 Happy Endings 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Date Movie (2006) 10.40 Ricky Gervais: Science 11.45 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am The Cleveland Show 1.15 Happy Endings

12.05pm Time Team Special: Westminster Abbey 1.15 FILM: The Poseidon Adventure (1972) 3.35 River Cottage Bites 3.50 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.30 Crufts 2013 9.00 Japan’s Tsunami: Caught On Camera 10.20 Japan’s Tsunami: How It Happened 11.25 9/11 The Firemen’s Story 12.30am The Gambler

11.00am The Last Frontier (1955) 1.00pm Inspector Gadget (1999) 2.35 Swiss Family Robinson (1960) 5.10 The Last Mimzy (2007) 7.00 Turner And Hooch (1989) 9.00 Hitman (2007) 10.55 The Last Exorcism (2010) 12.40am Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) 2.25 Wendy And Lucy (2008) 4.00 Close

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sunday 10 Dragon’s Den BBC2, 7pm Brill – and not so smart – ideas are here to bam- the Dragons’ boozle, as well as impress their smartly patterned socks off them. Presented by Evan Davis, tonight’s hopefuls include a chap whose valuation is ten times the revenue he’s forecasting, and a hairstylist who cracks to tears under the pressure.

Dancing On Ice ITV1, 7pm It’s the finale! All those injuries, scrapes, twists and near concussions have been leading up to this point and the race to become the Dancing On Ice Champion 2013. Only three skaters remain and it’s down to the public to vote for a winner. Hosted by Pip Schofield and Christine Bleakley. The tension!

Ken Dodd’s Happiness: Arena BBC4, 7pm Now an inspiration to tell little comedians if you want them to eat up all of their comedic greens, Liverpudlian comic Ken Dodd discusses his 50-year career and the influences of his comedy style. Featuring clips from his early shows and footage of recent tours. He’s still gigging!

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6.50am FILM: The Las Vegas Story (1952) 8.15 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 8.45 Gardeners’ World 9.15 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking With Rachel Khoo 12.00pm EastEnders 2.15 Coast 3.00 Sea City 3.30 Sea City 4.00 Sea City 4.30 Restoration Home 5.30 Flog It!

6.05 Deadly 60 On A Mission Steve Backshall tracks down some of the largest deadly animals inAsia. 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile: A Royal Appointment A special edition of Countryfile guest edited by Prince Charles. The prince is joined on his Gloucestershire farm by the team. Julia Bradbury finds out about his passion for the countryside, and Matt Baker and Adam Henson ask about his organic farm and why he is such a strong supporter of wool and rare breed animals. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama set in 1950s London. Change is in the air for the residents of Nonnatus House, as Chummy prepares for motherhood. 9.00 Shetland Two-part murder mystery set on the Shetland Islands. Elderly Shetlander Mima Wilson is found murdered on the archaeological site in the grounds of her croft. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray introduces highlights of the day’s two Premier League fixtures. 11.25 Late Kick Off Jacqui Oatley presents the first in a new series of the football magazine focusing on clubs in the region. 11.55 The Apprentice USA 12.40am The Apprentice USA 1.25 Weatherview 1.30 BBC News

6.30 Food & Drink Michel Roux Jnr and drinks expert Kate Goodman are joined by Welsh Italian chef Angela Hartnett as they create the perfect Italian ragu and pasta. 7.00 Dragons’ Den See highlights. 8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, including road tests, news and features. 9.00 Toughest Place To Be A... Series in which British workers are challenged to do their job under some of the toughest conditions in the world. London cabbie Mason McQueen heads to Mumbai to test his skills on some of the busiest and most chaotic streets in the world. 10.00 Mock The Week Looks Back At... Animals Featuring classic archive material from past Mock the Weeks on a single subject. This time the subject is the animal kingdom, with contributions from Frankie Boyle, Russell Howard, Micky Flanagan, David Mitchell, Adam Hills and Miles Jupp. 10.30 Dancing On The Edge: The Interview Interviews with the cast adn crew of the period drama. 11.35 Six Nations Rugby Highlights The best of the action and reaction from the fourth weekend of the Six Nations. 12.20am FILM: Catch A Fire (2006) 1.55 Sign Zone: Holby City 2.55 Being Eileen

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Bookaboo 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Rated A For Awesome 8.15 Rated A For Awesome 8.30 Almost Naked Animals 8.45 Almost Naked Animals 9.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 2.10 Doc Martin 3.15 All Star Family Fortunes 4.00 FA Cup 6th Round: Manchester United v Chelsea Or Middlesbrough 6.45 ITV News Meridian 6.50 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Dancing On Ice See highlights. 9.00 Mr Selfridge Drama series. Harry’s excitement about a very special royal visitor to the store is tempered by an invitation to the first night of Ellen Love’s play. Lois pleads with Rose that Harry needs her now more than ever and so she agrees, reluctantly, to help him - but it is a decision that will push their marriage to the very limit. Meanwhile at the store, Henri has sad news for Agnes, Kitty lets Miss Mardle in on a shocking secret, and Victor decides to take matters with Agnes into his own hands. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FA Cup Highlights Matt Smith presents action from the last two quarter-finals. If reigning FA Cup holders Chelsea overcome Middlesbrough in the previous round, they will take on Manchester United at Old Trafford. In the earlier match, Millwall play host to Blackburn. With studio guests Gareth Southgate and Andy Townsend. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: LV= Cup Martin Bayfield presents the action from the semi-finals as Harlequins take on Bath and Sale play Saracens for a place in the finals. 12.10am The Store 2.15 Monk 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freesports On 4 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Simpsons 1.25 The Simpsons 1.55 Undercover Boss USA 2.55 Deal Or No Deal 3.55 Time Team 4.55 Channel 4 News 5.25 4thought.tv 5.30 Crufts 2013: Best In Show

8.00 Secrets Of The Stonehenge Skeletons Stonehenge is Britain’s greatest prehistoric monument and, for many centuries, has also provided perhaps our greatest prehistoric mystery. One man believes he has found the vital clues to solve this puzzle, and this programme follows him through a series of brand new discoveries that rewrite the story of Stonehenge. 9.00 FILM: Limitless (2011) Starring Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro, Abbie Cornish, Anna Friel. Thriller. A failing writer turns his life around when an old friend introduces him to a designer drug that allows him to use 100 per cent of his brain as opposed to the standard 20. He find himself able to write his novel, win back his girlfriend and make a fortune on the stock market, but his success attracts the wrong kind of attention. 11.05 FILM: Splice (2007) Starring Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley. Science fiction film about two young scientists who discover a way to splice human DNA with other genetic material. When their experiments are officially shut down, they decide to continue with their quest to create new life, with some shocking consequences. 12.55am Gogglebox 1.40 FILM: The Pawnbroker (1965) 3.40 Southland 4.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.25 Countdown

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6.00am Children’s television 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Mio Mao 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Castle Farm 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.00 Inside Hollywood 11.05 Once Upon A Time 12.00pm Tesco Mum Of The Year 1.35 FILM: Are We Done Yet? (2007) 3.20 FILM: Space Jam (1996) 5.00 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 6.40 5 News Weekend 6.45 FILM: Rocky II (1979) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith, Burt Young. Sequel to the 1976 Oscar-winning favourite. Things are looking grim for the Philadelphia boxer, his wife is in a post-natal coma, and he has an eye injury that could cost him his sight. But his heavyweight-champion rival’s pride is still smarting from their first bout, and he wants a rematch with the Italian Stallion. 9.00 Person Of Interest American crime drama series. Finch is surprised when the latest person of interest turns out to be a six-month-old abandoned baby with a wealthy benefactor. While mob boss Carl Elias continues to flex his muscles, Carter and Reese make his father an offer he would be wise not to refuse. 10.00 FILM: Drive Angry (2010) Starring Nicolas Cage, Billy Burke, William Fichtner, Katy Mixon. Entertaining revenge horror movie. Nicolas Cage plays a man who busts his way out of Hell when his daughter and her husband are murdered and their baby is taken by a cult of Satanists. 12.05am CCTV Cities 1.05 SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Football First: Match Choice 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Scottish Premier League 12.00am Spanish Football 1.30 Ford Football Special 3.00 Scottish Premier League 3.30 Spanish Football 5.00 Scottish Premier League 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Racemax 7.00 LV= Cup 7.55 LIVE ODI Cricket 4.30pm NBA Action 5.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 LV= Cup Rugby 12.00am Test Cricket 1.00 NBA 3.00 LV= Cup Rugby 4.00 Super League Full Time 5.00 Test Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am This Week In WWE 6.30 WWE Vintage 7.30 WWE Afterburn 8.30 World Golf Championship 11.30 Test Cricket 12.30pm LIVE LV= Cup Rugby 3.00 WWE: Experience 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 LIVE NBA 7.30 LIVE NBA 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am This Week In WWE 12.30 WWE Vintage 1.30 Super League Full Time 2.30 Test Cricket 3.30 WWE Vintage 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 Racemax

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12.00pm The People’s Rainforest (x2) 2.00 Dog The Bounty Hunter (x3) 4.00 Raising Hope 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Got To Dance: Live 7.30 I Heart Glee 8.00 Glee 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 Miami SWAT 12.00am Border Invasion USA 1.00 Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2)

7.00pm Let’s Dance For Comic Relief: The Final 8.30 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 10.00 Being Human 11.00 Bluestone 42 11.30 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.20am The Crash 1.15 Being Human 2.15 Bluestone 42 2.45 People Like Us 3.45 Great Movie Mistakes

7.00pm Ken Dodd’s Happiness: Arena. See highlights. 8.00 Parks And Recreation (x2) 8.40 Minuscule 8.45 Minuscule 8.50 Minuscule 9.00 FILM: The Aviator (2004) 11.35 Totally British: 70s Rock 12.40am The Ballad Of Mott The Hoople 1.40 Iron Maiden: Behind The Beast

12.05pm Top Dog Model 1.05 Super Tiny Animals 2.05 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 3.25 FILM: The Mighty Ducks (1992) 5.30 FILM: Beethoven’s 2nd (1993) 7.15 FILM: Hulk (2002) 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 Celebrity Juice 12.35am 666 Park Avenue 1.20 Love In The Wild

11.35am Wycliffe 12.45pm FILM: The Magnificent Two (1967) 2.40 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 3.50 Lewis 5.55 Dancing On Ice Live Tour 2012 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Air America (1990) 11.15 Wycliffe 12.25am Kavanagh QC 1.45 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries: Vanity Dies Hard

12.40pm Glee 1.40 Charmed 2.35 How I Met Your Mother (x3) 4.05 Revenge 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 6.00 New Girl (x2) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.00 FILM: Volcano (1997) 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 12.30am The New Normal 1.00 2 Broke Girls

11.05am Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals (x5) 1.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.00 Nashville 8.00 Show Dogs: The Road To Crufts 9.00 Heston’s Fantastical Food 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 12.15am Heston’s Fantastical Food

11.00am Doctor At Large (1957) 1.00pm Entrapment (1999) 3.15 Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992) 5.00 The Wizard Of Oz (1939) 7.05 Down With Love (2002) 9.00 Dorian Gray (2009) 11.10 Lucky Number Slevin (2006) 1.20am Xala (1975) 3.50 Close

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monday 11 America’s Gun Addiction – Panorama BBC1, 8.30pm Things are shaking up in the old USA with regards to gun control, apparently. After the Newtown massacre left 20 school children dead, President Obama declared a wish to ban assault weapons, but was met with a wall of protest demanding more access to weapons. What happens next?

Broadchurch ITV1, 9pm Part two of the eight part thriller and by now we should’ve stopped simply pointing at the cast and naming other brilliant shows they were in before. Really, it is drama-star-studded. The mystery around Danny Latimer’s death deepens so that DI Hardy and DS Miller have to work quickly to gather suspects.

Revenge E4, 9pm That Emily, she is a shrew hellbent on getting revenge. It’s surprising her insides aren’t all shrivelled up like a prune – or a hernia – the amount of poison she must be storing. Anyway, she fakes a break up with Aidan so that she can get close to Daniel, and also plans to take down Judge Robert Barnes. Ambitious.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Caught Red Handed 11.30 Real Rescues 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Beat The Pack 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory Series putting science to the test. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Kat is keen to settle her divorce from Alfie without a solicitor, but will she change her mind when she has yet another run-in with Roxy? Tamwar has a confidence boost while working on the market, but this soon disappears when he finds himself in danger. 8.30 America’s Gun Addiction – Panorama See highlights. 9.00 Shetland Drama. With two murders and no strong leads, can Detective Inspector Perez and his team apprehend the suspect before crowds descend on the Shetland Islands for Up Helly Aa, the biggest fire festival in Europe? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Being Eileen Sitcom following the lives of the large, close-knit and dysfunctional Lewis family from Birkenhead, Merseyside. 11.05 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show that grills celebrities on the week’s news. 11.35 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy. 12.20am The Apprentice USA 1.05 Weatherview 1.10 BBC News

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6.10am Homes Under The Hammer 7.10 Saints And Scroungers 7.55 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.25 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.10 Great British Menu 9.40 Countryfile 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 Six Nations Rugby Highlights 2.15 Coast 2.25 Classic Mastermind 2.55 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.25 Great British Food Revival 4.25 The Trials Of Life 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Country Show Cook Off Dinner suggestions. 7.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo embarks on a railway adventure which takes him across the heart of Europe. 7.30 Great British Menu The nation’s greatest chefs are competing to cook at a special banquet at the Royal Albert Hall to celebrate 25 years of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day and celebrate the unsung heroes of charity work. 8.00 University Challenge It’s the quarter-finals as Imperial College, London meet the University of Bangor. 8.30 Food & Drink Michel Roux Jnr and drinks expert Kate Goodman are joined by cook and food writer Rachel Khoo as they create the perfect luxury dish to impress friends. 9.00 A History Of Syria With Dan Snow Dan Snow presents a history of Syria. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Comedy pop quiz. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Toughest Place To Be A... British workers are challenged to do their job under some of the toughest conditions in the world. 12.20am Sign Zone: Meet The Izzards 3.55 Tales From The Old Bailey (x5) 5.10 What Makes Me, Me 5.30 William Whiskerson (x3)

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Ade In Britain 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale When Katie’s horse requires a vet, things go badly wrong for Vanessa. Debbie gives Cain an ultimatum when he stands up to her about Moira. Brenda is caught out when Dan discovers her secret. 7.30 Coronation Street Katy ruins Ryan’s date with Steph. Jason decides its payback time for Karl. An emotional Sunita confides in Sophie. 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin Caroline returns to Cornwall’s rugged north coast to support her friend Sam Williams in the Port Gaverne Big Swim charity event. 8.30 Coronation Street An unsuspecting Chesney plans a romantic surprise for Katy. Stella gives Jason a telling off. Sally lies to avoid a night in with Gail. 9.00 Broadchurch See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Agenda ITV News political editor Tom Bradby is joined by guests from the worlds of media, entertainment and politics to take a fresh look at the week ahead. 11.05 Monk US drama series about a former detective turned private eye. 12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.00 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sinead anxiously awaits Diane’s life-changing decision. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Undercover Designer Dogs: Channel 4 Dispatches Antony Barnett goes undercover with a puppy-selling business to explore the darker side to the designer dog craze. 8.30 SuperScrimpers Champagne club-a-holic Jac Woods is challenged to a week of going out with just £50 in his wallet, Harry Wallop discovers which Easter egg is best value and Mrs Moneypenny takes her touring cash clinic to Norwich. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies The medical series that destigmatises unusual ailments. The doctors set up their portable clinic at the Bristol Balloon Fiesta, seeing conditions from rashes and mouth ulcers to excessive sweating. 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to Baltimore to help Denise Whiting revive the fortunes of Café Hon. 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Joining Alan on the sofa are Ant and Dec and actress Diane Kruger. 12.05am Random Acts 12.10 Shameless 1.05 The Shooting Gallery 1.50 Southland 2.30 Get Your House In Order 3.25 The Renovation Game 4.20 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Mio Mao 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Danger: Diggers At Work 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: In The Shadows (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax and Heath meet with Adam, who says that he will release Darcy if Heath becomes the link man in a drug deal. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Pirates Of The Caribbean: The True Story Documentary series revealing the real-life events behind well-known feature films. This instalment looks at Disney’s ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ series. The film is a supernatural rollercoaster ride, but surprisingly much of its content is based on fact. 8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit. 9.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge Documentary series. Robson Green is in Iceland, a country with thousands of miles of uninhabited coastline and rivers. There he joins a group of ice fishermen and takes on the local champion anglers. 10.00 Bomb Patrol Documentary series following a US Navy elite bomb squad. 11.00 FILM: Passenger 57 (1993) Starring Wesley Snipes, Bruce Payne, Elizabeth Hurley. Action thriller. 12.40am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino 4.00 Divine Designs 4.25 The Great Artists 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 HouseBusters 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Scottish Premier League 11.00 Spanish Football 12.30pm Ford Football Special 2.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.30 Spanish Football 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 7.00 Netbusters 7.30 LIVE Football: Championship 10.00 Netbusters 10.30 SPL Round-Up 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00am Football: Championship 1.30 Netbusters 2.00 SPL Round-Up 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 Football: Championship 5.00 Netbusters 5.30 SPL Round-Up

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 World Golf Championship 11.00 ATP Masters Tennis 12.00pm LV= Cup 1.00 LV= Cup Rugby 2.00 World Golf Championship 5.00 ATP Masters Tennis 6.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 2.00am Sporting Greats 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 Thrillseekers 3.30 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 5.30 Champions League Weekly

Sky Sports 3 6.00am ATP Tour Uncovered 6.30 NBA 8.30 British Basketball 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm NBA 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Fight Night 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 NBA 9.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 10.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE: Late Night Raw 3.15 Sky Sports Classics 3.30 NBA 5.30 Aerobics: Oz Style

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Kingdom Of Plants With David Attenborough 6.00 Got To Dance: Meet The Finalists 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow (x2) 10.00 Spartacus: War Of The Damned 11.15 Brit Cops: War On Crime 12.15am Dog The Bounty Hunter

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Oscar Pistorius: What Really Happened? 10.00 World’s Craziest Fools 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Oscar Pistorius: What Really Happened? 1.30 World’s Craziest Fools 2.00 People Like Us 3.00 The Crash

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Britain On Film 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Reputations 10.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Michael Palin 11.00 Around The World In 80 Days - 20 Years On 12.00am Elizabeth Taylor: Omnibus 12.55 Hidden Treasures Of Australian Art

4.40pm You’ve Been Framed! 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Animal Practice 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Ben & Kate (x2) 10.00 The Big Reunion 11.00 FILM: Red Dragon (2002) 1.25am The Only Way Is Essex

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Billy Connolly: Journey To The Edge Of The World 10.00 Afterlife 11.05 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Cracker

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 New Girl 9.00 Revenge. See highlights. 10.00 My Little Princess 11.00 The Inbetweeners 11.35 Rude Tube 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.25am FILM: The Malta Story (1953) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 10.00 The Undateables 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 12.10am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 12.45pm The Bravados (1958) 2.40 Blood Alley (1955) 5.00 Carry On Behind (1975) 6.50 27 Dresses (2008) 9.00 Ghost (1990) 11.25 The Client (1994) 1.45am The Good German (2005) 3.55 Close

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Brighton Science Festival’s Richard Robinson demonstrates a few science experiments you can try out at home

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