@#%\! Who your favourite punctuation will be voting for in the upcoming Federal election… Luke Barber!?@#%$^&*()!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a Federal election just around the corner, it is looking to be a close one where every vote will count. Here at Pelican we take election coverage very seriously, and that’s why we have put together this comprehensive list of who every punctuation mark will be voting for! Enjoy!
! - The United Australia Party The energy of our friend ! is exactly the same as the energy of Craig Kelly barging into your text DMs with an unsolicited warning against any party bigger than his. It is loud, it is forthright and it has all of the presence of 18
Clive Palmer without any substance, policy, or political talent to back it up, and that’s why the UAP has its vote.
. - Labor This little dot is barely noticeable: very good at making himself seem as small as possible to avoid scrutiny or criticism. This is the exact tactic that the Labor party seems to be employing this time round, astutely realising that all they have to do is make as little fuss as possible and they can basically let ScoMo blunder his way into a loss. Squeezing themselves into an invisible
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