Uncle Andy's Digest - September 2013

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The onion is named after the Latin word 'unio' meaning large pearl.

Betting on the Church Submitted by Peter Asselyn

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Tuesday Chicken Parmesan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$8.99 w/salad or cole slaw

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The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

Denise Wood of Litchfield

This, of course, is done by the Chip Monks.

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Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

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Thursday 2 Lobster Rolls . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$13.99

Do Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?

Uncle Andy’s Digest...with

Jimbo

Sept. 2013

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