UAD Trilogies The Uncle Andy’s sales staff, Jimbo, Angie and Uncle Andy, go on a trip to the desert. Jimbo says, "I brought water, so we won't go thirsty."
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Angie says, "I brought food, so we won't go hungry."
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Then, they ask Uncle Andy what he brought, and he says, "I brought this car window, so we can roll it down, if we get hot." But wait, there's more! As it turns out, the window Uncle Andy brought came from a stolen car. The three are arrested, taken to jail, and put in separate cells. Somehow, Jimbo manages to get hold of the keys, and unlocks each of their cells. They then proceed to escape through a window.
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Jimbo goes first, and sees a wall blocking his escape route. He also sees a tall tree next to the wall, which he starts climbing, figuring this was the only way to get past the wall. As Jimbo reaches the top of the wall, a guard on the other side hears him. "Who's there?" asked the guard. Jimbo replies with a
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