Alligator Shoes
My uncle laughed about my aunt's curio cabinet. And he knows I hate knick knack jokes.
Submitted by Thomas Hill
Uncle Andy was on vacation in the swamps of Louisiana. He really wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes to bring back for his wife but didn't want to pay the high prices the local stores were charging.
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After becoming very frustrated with the local shopkeepers, Uncle Andy shouted, "I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
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The shopkeeper replied, "Good luck! Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, Uncle Andy turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching himself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, and he spots Uncle Andy standing waist deep in the water, rope in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward him. He lunges, wraps himself around the beast and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more alligators all tied up. Completely amazed, (continued on next page)
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