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Then one of his buddies asks, "Why did you jump into the lake?" Larry said, "I left my car keys in the bag."
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Larry is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub nine balls into the water. Frustrated over his poor golfing ability, and about ready to hit somebody, he heaves his golf clubs into the water, and begins to walk off the course.
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