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over in Silver Lake, I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I’m only 5’6″ and 130 pounds and he’s 6’8″ and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.. Your loving daughter, Alice
Crazy Maine Laws Did you know that your shoelaces must be tied when walking down the street in Portland?
I've just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
Jim’s Rent It
• Car Rentals • Passenger Vans with • Pickup Truck Rentals 7,8,12,15 Seating Capacity • Convertibles
Lowest priced car rental in the area! Car accidents, no problem! We offer insurance-paid car rentals
Call 784-5438 for details 1097 Center St., Auburn If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.
A Leg Up Submitted by Thomas Hill
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age,” replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.”
Out ’n About at the SkillsUSA Competition at Lewiston Regional Technical Center
“That can’t be,” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!” Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
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