Fixing the Golf Swing Submitted by Jimbo
Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way how is the golf." Nicklaus replies: "Not too bad, I am not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I have some problems with my swing but I think I've got that right now." "I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be all right," says Stevie.
A golf course is a site to be holed.
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Their Veggie Omelette is fantastic! One of my favorites!
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Rubbing Elbows with Big Leaguers
"You play golf!?" asks Jack. Stevie says, "Yes, I have been playing for years." "But I thought you were blind; how can you play golf if you are blind?" Jack asks." I get my caddie to stand in the middle of (continued on next page)
Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
Jimbo
28
February 2014
783-7039
Tanner Marston, senior starting catcher at Poland Regional High School is flanked by Ryan Reid, left, who is a graduate of Deering High School and went on to play at James Madison University. He was drafted by the Tampa Bay Rays in the 7th round in 2006. Ryan (RH pitcher) was picked up off waivers by the New York Mets in December 2013. Charlie Furbush, right, graduated from South Portland High School, played college ball at LSU. Charlie is a crafty lefty who was drafted by the Detroit Tigers in the 4th round in 2007. He now pitches for the Seattle Mariners.
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