-What does a monkey say to another monkey when they agree? Ok, monkey. -The doctor says to the patient: 'You are very sick' -The patient says to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion, please? -The doctor says again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...’
-The son says to his dad: Dad, what is an idiot? -The dad says to his son: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? -The son says to his dad: No. -What
is
orange
and
sounds
like
parrot?
-A carrot -Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? -Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Names: David, Oscar & Javier