THUNDERSTICK POLICY U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt said "speak softly, and carry a Thunderstick." Ok, he did not actually say that because he did not know the Greek god Zeus, but he would have if he did. Coincidentally, we actually know Zeus quite well, so he let us shave some splinters from his boom-boom rod and we infused it into the Thunderstick. Zeus raised a lot of ruckus on earth. While we do not encourage similar behavior, we wish to educate and inform. Aside from an increase in thunder like activities, the Thunderstick also looks bad ass. It's red so everyone can see you. It's got a three eye'd tiger on it so everyone will know you're something fierce and will back off when you snake them in the park. And, it's totally brand new and shiny so everyone will want to touch it.
CAPiTA 2013-2014
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