Red Flag Six: The Iranian Frame-up

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Coming Soon To a Theatre of War or Planet near you! Red Flag Operation: Part VI, The Iranian Frame-up by Steve Cook

The latest blockbuster in the epic “Red Fag” series is this gem from Armageddon Productions Inc. It is a sequel to the famous earth-shattering classics “Lusitania,” “Pearl Harbour,” “Gulf of Tonkien,” “Twin Towers” and “Weapons of Mass Destruction,” and the prequel to the final chapter is this exciting, yet inordinately depressing, series: “Red Flag VII “The End of Days.” The Iranian Frame-up is expected to be unleashed upon the world at some time this year and break all box-office death records. Its producers are as yet not giving away the exact date but thanks to leaked press reports in the Daily Scare and Washington Fibber, a small minority of some twelve hundred million citizens and other troublemaking elements are already queuing expectantly at fallout shelters across the world. Featuring a cast of billions, it stars the bearded Iran as a country persecuted for refusing to build nuclear weapons whilst sitting on an oil pipeline. The story begins with our hapless hero being framed by “The Banksters” - a sinister global crime syndicate - for signing his own death warrant by committing a crime he did not commit and thus accidentally giving a giant known as MilitaryIndustrialComplex an excuse to invade. In the Red Flag - named after the Bankster tradition of persuading other people to kill its enemies - the evil villains sink a battleship/assassinate one of their pals/blow up part of Israel/bomb an American City/take up Satanism and human sacrifice and then tell everybody Iran did it. This causes people all over the world to believe everything they are told by people they know can’t be trusted, ignore all evidence to the contrary, then decide to kill lots of people who had done nothing wrong and finally start a war with China. An exciting story unfolds with fast-paced action in which bus queues all over the Middle East and Shropshire are attacked by drones, the entire population of America is locked up for going on Facebook and asking for their Constitution back, babies wrestle with tanks, lots of people explode, thousands of people go mad and sacrifice their sons to the cause of punishing Muslims for believing in something other than money, hamburgers and drugs. There is also a thrilling sub plot in which a remorseless mob hit man, known only as “Mr President,” makes thousands of people disappear and/or die whilst demolishing the global economy. In another gripping scene a large section of the Middle East is also demolished to make way for a state-of-the-art demolition site. Critics are saying that the “Red Flag” plot has been done to death and audiences all over the world aren’t dim enough to buy it a sixth time. But fans of the time-honoured plot point out that many people have shorter memories than goldfish and will be unable to recognise that the plots of the last five instalments are almost identical. The feature boasts many stunning special effects such as soldiers made to look and act like killer androids, lots of explosions that only kill guilty people over the age of 18, politicians made to look like they feel remorse and various parliaments that look convincingly like real democracies. It also features some very fine acting on part of some of the minor players: Britannia does a convincing job of appearing to not act on orders from Washington, actors from the Bilderberger and Illuminati Schools convince everybody their characters are sane and do not worship Lucifer, while the CEOs of several multinational corporations manage to convince a global audience that the destruction of Earth is an economic necessity. For those of you fed up with the whole thing and thinking of giving this one a mass, we are pleased to tell you that attendance is compulsory.


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